Ruby's Sailor Moon "Behind the Scenes!
*bustling of people in the backround*

Director: Not another one.... QUIET!!!!!!!!!!

everyone: *ignores the director*

Director: I swear.... this IS the worst group! I said QUIET!!!!!

everyone: *still ignores him*

Director: Why you.....
QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone: *looks up for a minute*

Director: much better. Now I-

Usagi: NANI!!???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Director: *quite taken aback* um... yeah?

Usagi: WHy do I have to eat so much!!???!!?!?!?!?! I'm on a diet right now!

Director: One, that's what the character is like, and two, you shouldn't be dieting. It's not good for you.

Mamoru: What's with me and the short meat-ball head? I'm supposed to be her *reads the script* LOVER?! What the %&*^)*&^)*&)(*&!

Chibiusa: Ami-chan. What does %&*^)*&^)*&)(*&! mean?

Ami-chan: Ah! Mamoru! Look at what you've done! You're a bad role model! Chibiusa darling, I don't want you to say that word again okay?

Chibiusa: Okay!

Director: Oh my.....

Rei-chan: *very clamly* Why do I have to be a preistess? I don't know the first thing about being a priestess.

Makoto: I'm geussing that it's what the character is like...

Minako: Heehee! I love this comic! It's just soooo funny! Hahahahahahah!

Director: Ack! Stop it!

Haruka: Well, this is very..... interesting....

Michiru: Oh Haruka.... *kiss*

Haurka: *kisses back*

Director: Well lookie here! Someone's playing their part perfectally! Just don't do it too often, cause I get queasy from that.

Michiru: What did you just say?!

Haruka; Now Michiru, calm down, calm down.

Michiru: Haruka just let go of me, please?

Haruka: Oh, all right.

Michiru: Thank you! *starts beating the crap out of the Director*

Director: Ow..... that hurts......

Setsuna: *looking at Haruka* Oh wow.....

Director: *stil injured* ow......

The Three Lights: *Search for your love, Search for your love-

Director: Shut-up!

Seiya; Why?

Yaten: Yeah, everyone loves us. *points to girls and guys all around them*

Taiki: Um.. okay.....

Director: *yells to tourists* Get out!

Yaten: Hey! THat was our fan club!

Seiya: *sees Ami-chan* who cares about them.... *walks dreamely over to Ami-chan*

Taiki: *sees what's happening (Seiya's gonna get dumped again) and runs over to pull Seiya back*

Seiya: Hey! Let go of me!

Taiki: sorry bud, can't do that. Hey Yaten! Stop messing with the girls! Get over here and help me!

Yaten: I'm sorry, I have to go now, but I'll be back.

yaten's fan club: AAAAAAWWWWWWW........... *sniffle*

Yaten: *cheery* I have such a nice fan club!

Taiki: Just shut up and help me! *points to Seiya*

Ami-chan: *looks up from her book to see Seiya being held back by Yaten and Taiki* o..........my.......

Seiya: let go of me! I need to get her phone-number... or at least her e-mail address... something!

Usagi: Oooo! He's cute *sees Yaten*

Yaten: *sees Usagi staring at him with hearst popping out of her eyes* Oh no.........

Taiki: Well, you should feel lucky *points to Makoto, and Minako grabbing his legs with his spare hand*

Yaten: Oh my......

Mamoru: I'll just go to the men's room..... *slowly walks away from the insanity*

Director: I was right.... this IS the worst group I have ever dealt with.
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