| Fushigi Yuugi Behind The Scenes!! |
| *shouting in the background* Director: All right everyone! Quiet down! *amazingly everyone listens* Directo: Wow... that was a first... Tamahome: Uh.... Mr. Director sir..... I have a problem with my part...... Director: What's your problem? Tamahome: Um..... I'm not good at counting or with money...... Director: Well, what number can you count up to? Tamahome: Um.... 89. Director: *teardrop* Tasuki: *walks in the studio in a tuxedo reading a book* Everyone: *teardrop* Director: Um... are you Tasuki? Tasuki: Yes sir. *still reading the book* Director: Oh my.... um.... you can get rid of the book now. We're here to perform, not to read. Tasuki: Sorry *puts book away* *sits down in a chair very properly* Director: Oh.... my..... this is gonna be a toughie.... Chiriko: *runs inside in a ganster's outfit* Hey! wassup! Everyone: *teardrop* Director: Oh........ my........ nothing else to say..... just oh my......... Chiriko: I dodged homework so I could actually get here. Director: *in a meek voice* help me...... Nuriko: *hearts popping out of his eyes* oooooooo! Tasuki is soooooo handsome! Director: Um.... well... we won't have to worry about him being gay in the series..... he's gay already! Nuriko: Hey! Watch it! *punches the Director in the face* Director: Ow....... that really hurt.... Miaka: Hello everyone! How are you doing? I'm doing just fine, and you know, the funnniest thing happened to me I....... *continuous talking in the background* Director: This is gona be tough........ Mistukake: *walks in wearing a t-shirt and cut-off jeans* Hey! How are ya all doing? Director: Um.... he's supposed to be the medicine man? Mitsukake: Medicine? Now nobody told me nothing about no medicine! I don't know nothing about no medicine. Amiboshi: Actually, the right grammer to use is "No one told me ANYTHING about medicine." Suboshi: And the correct grammer for the second sentence is "I do not know ANYTHING about medicine." Director: And you two must be the twins...... Amiboshi & Suboshi: *in unison* yes. Director: Oh my......... Nakago: *walks in the studio in a hippie outfit* Oh the flowers. They're so beautiful. How they sparkle in the sunshine, and in the moonlight. They're all so beautiful. Director: THAT'S Nakago?!?!?! Nakago: yes..... aren't the flowers so beautiful *takes out a flower* Director: *takes flower away* Hey! You're suposed to be the villian! Not some flower crazed person! Nakago: *still smiling* But why? Flowers are very pretty. and violence is just wrong! I disagree with my part. Soi: *sees Tamahome looking over books at how to count* oh! How cute! Tamahome: *reading a book on the numbers 1-100 for kids 4 and up* okay, um.... eighty-seven, eighty-eight, ah... um... eighty-nine, uh... oh.... how do I say this... nee.. no nigh.... no....um...... Soi: Do you need help? Tamahome: Yeah, I can't count above 89. Soi: I'll help. Now, just pronounce the numbers one syllable at a time. Director: Hey you! Stop that! You're supposed to be enimies! Tamahome & Soi: SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Director: Uh... okay... I'm just tellng you... HEY Nakago! Stop gathering those flowers and practice your role! Chichiri: *walks in with his grandmather and nine sisters* Hello everyone..... I brought everyone.....*teardrop* Chichiri's nine sisters: *in unison* Hello! Chichiri's grandmother: Why am I here? Chichiri: Cause, you're gonna be part of the show! Chichiri's grandmother: I don't want to be part of a show! Director: Ack! Help Me! I'm being attacked! *has Chichiri's nine sisters all over him* Ack! Chichiri's nine sisters: We love you mr. director! Chichiri: Oh no.... You nine! Stop it! You're hurting the director! Chichiri's nine sisters: *in unison* We're sorry! Director: Well, at least they're friendly.... *watches Chiriko try to beat up the twins(Amiboshi & Suboshi) because they were telling him the correct grammer* o... my.......... Hotohori: *walks inside in a white tuxedo*Good afternoon everyone. Director: Well, at least he's good for his part. He's acting like a emporer already! Everyone: Emporer! Director: Yep. Emporer. Hotohori: Oh.... well, that's all right with me. Director: Oh yes! I finally have a cast that is sane! Ashitare: Woof! Woof! Director: Um..... Ashitare is a dog? Tomo: Uh yeah.... sorry about that..... Director: Well, geuss we'll need to do some computer graphics on him... *baby cry* Director: What was that? Tomo: Oh... that was my baby brother... Miboshi... Director: Um... okay... we'll need computer graphics on Miboshi as well... Yui-chan: *whines* Why do I have to have short hair!? I don't wanna cut my hair again! *points to feet long hair* Director: But you have to! Yui-chan: no I do not! Director: Yes you do! Yui-chan: No I don't! Director: Yes you do! Yui-chan: No I do not! And that's final! Director: Oh? You actually think that I'm gonna let you get away without cutting your hair? Yui-chan: Uh... Director: Get her to the stylist, and CUT HER HAIR!!!!!!!!! *motions to people to have Yui-chan'c hair cut* Yui-chan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Director: Muahahahahahahaha! Everyone: *stares at him* Director: Uh..... hehehe..... sorry..... |
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