The Truth - Can you handle it?
Drinking Ducks!
PROOF
Bill the duck actually exsists, proof here!
Horror Frogs!
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These frogs of horror inhabit lounge rooms, LTG exclusive!
Bad Days!
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Thought you had a bad day, males? Proof here shows it can get worse!
New Army recruits.
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The war against terrorisim seems to have expanded into Barbie accessories!
Funny Shirt.
PROOF
Funny shirts don't always have to be bullshit.
I didn't do it.
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Mr Bin Laden if you or your mates are reading this, I didn't do that picture! I swear!
Renegade Cactuses.
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Careful where you park your car, these cactus bastards are all over the place. (In selected areas)
Car Pooling XTREME.
PROOF
Carpool today! Its good for the environment!
Giant Cats Attack!
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Cats of terror reak havoc!
Need help.
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This Church cares!
Another Crocodile Sign.
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You have to be aware that little accidents lead to catastrophy!
Giant Dildo.
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Yep I have to be frank with this, theres no other way to go about this!
Pool Sign.
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You'd think we have enough common sense, but theres a sign for everything!
Dogs Riding Shotgun.
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Terryifying dogs ride shotgun!
Try this?
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Some people are just born like this.
Do they?
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Do they really!
Education gone wrong?
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Budget cuts cause for different teachers to take power.
Ducks in Organised Sport?
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Another Bill the duck? Or is the animal Kingdom just out smarting us and playing dumb?.
Elephants are too much?
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Where has enginering standards gone? With bridges like this.
Gone Fishing?
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Or just gone lazy? What is the world coming to?
Scared of Flying?
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Now the fear starts at tarmac level!
Flood Plain Telecom,
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Telstra doesn't offer service like this!
The day after.
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This is what you should do according to advertising!
Forget Lunchgate.
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This deadly high speed pursuit to capture renegade ducks is happening all over Europe!
Guys remember this.
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Everytime, everytime!
Literally a Golden Shower.
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Literally!
Next time you light up.
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Remember smoking harms others too!
Gymnastics Gone Bad!
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Watch out or you lose something doing this deadly blood sport!
Happy Meal
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What can I say?
Loose Bowels!
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Watch out for Bunjee Jumpers with loose bowels!
Another Novel Church Message
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Well has he?
Holy Dildos!
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Literally!
News of Marriage!
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Laugh out load!
Bastard Pigeons!
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What else can I say!
Lazy Highway Workers.
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Lazy bastards.
Tips.
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On how to climb the promotion ladder, from Bill Clinton.
Lodging avaliable, today!.
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Easy access and great security!
Missing Dog.
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's asset.
Dong Market.
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Just of the class of hard dongs? Check out the market for dongs!
Magic Markers.
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Not intended for such uses!
Pigeon Disco.
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"Great views and 24/7 lighting that changes its mood, we call it mood lighting". We call it, another pigeon being ripped off by bastard real estate agents!
Hair Fetish.
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Say I love to someone! In that hairy way.
Want to catch a movie?
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Creativity eh?
Eat this Beckham!
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A soccer team with hair style sense, not like that poof Beckham.
Just write what you mean!
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Childrens opnions! Who cares! eh?
R.I.P
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Don't come back and haunt me because of this!
Cartoon Alert!
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Watch out for those little signs of a cartoon going bad!!
Signs getting upfront!
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Don't like the future! Soon there will be sign outlawing everything!
Ouch.
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Ouchies not very nice at all! Were losing sporting spirit.
No mate its not mine.
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Not my car, no chance.
The price of petrol.
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You thought a buck a litre is a rip off!
If you like watching.
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We recommend it. If its your thing.
Redneck pool.
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Not in my Falcon ute!
Look up its a, a, a,.
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What is it Jimmy!
Yes ---- the one you love.
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When today?
Local Ghetto Pool.
PROOF
This is where Thorpy trained whilst in the US of A.
Pedestrian Danger.
PROOF
Hidden from obvious sight! Killer utes!
Public Bar.
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Is it is really? Smart ares managers and their signs.
Lazy Road Workers.
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What do you mean theres a pole in the way, just get around it!
Recreation Area.
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Mostly being used but the residents dont mind, they love you!
Mutations!
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Scary stuff.
Really.
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Really?
Snow Dogs!
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Shit movie, but what happens when you just take it for bit too long in cold weather?
Smart Mice!
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They might have over sized ears, they may glow in the dark but mice are really smart!
Must be stuck in P!
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Or maybe theres no escaping those bastard parking cops?.
Road Worker Re-education!
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Life Too Good is happy to assist with the launch of this program given the above proof.
Who needs markers.
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In this enviromentally aware world who needs plastic road markers!
Super Troopers.
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Experiments have realeased the next generation of soldier, proof here!
The one which didn't get away.
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Turkey shoot technology is expanding!
Under it all.
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Whats down there?
Tough choice.
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Really when you think about it.
No(!) Really?.
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You don't say!
Jurassic Park rip off!.
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At leasts its not as close as you think.
Whale blowing.
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Not a nice picture, it'll turn any hippy away from saving these beasts!
Why dogs kill their owners.
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Poor fellas, I know I would.
When Good Dolls Go Bad.
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Watch out! Keep an eye on your daughters or little sisters!
Eat this!
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Funny bumper sticker.
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