My personal favorite "worst" pick-up line goes something like:
He says: Did it hurt?
She says: Did what hurt?
He says: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? |
At midnight Wednesday, May 1, 2002, AngelPie_Mouse announced the beginning of annual Pick-Up Line Contest. The contest is presented with categories for "worst" lines, "most tired" lines, "most original" line, and "most effective" line. The rules were simple: post a message with the caption "Pick Up Line" between then and June 1st midnight. You could enter multiple lines, multiple times, in any of the multiple categories or all. Of course, if you didn't stipulate a category, that was okay because we could pretty much figure it out.
Prize...and yes, there was a prize...included a personalized animated gif suitable for Yahoo! Profile display and a personal avatar for use in Cheeta Chat (see discussion in the chat section).
We do feel compelled to state for the record that we had no entries in the category of "most effective" pick-up lines. Either there are none, or else it is not something folks want share (I mean, while spoil a good thing by making it available to everyone).
So, without further ado, here are the winners of our 2002 Pick-Up Line Contest with their winning entries reprinted from the message board:
Winners!
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From: sipayi
Date: Thu May 2, 2002 2:16 am
Subject: pick me up
You are the reason men/women fall in love.
All those curves, and me with no breaks.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Sit on my lap and let's get things straight between us. |
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From: hellokittycadet
Date: Thu May 2, 2002 1:21 pm
Subject: The dumbest pickup line
Hi! I think the dumbest pickup line is
the only thing that looks good on me is
you. I'm sure you all have heard it.
Lisa |
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