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[James] SHITSHITSHITSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Mimete *dragging her eyes away from the Trunks peephole] Wha-- [Jesse]
SHUT UP, you pathetic excuse for a villainess!! [M] *is speechless* [Jm] *is hiding behind a curtain* [Js] GET OUT HERE, JAMES!!! [Jm] No!!! You'll hurt me! [Js] I'll hurt you ANYWAY! [Jm] NONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Js] *drags James out by the hair* [Jm] HEY!!! NOT THE HAIR!!!!! Bitch! [Js] Shut up, you INGRATE!! How could you do this to me??! You were NOTHING until you met me!! And this is how you thank me? By dumping me for for some ditzy two-bit witch? [M] Hey!! Who do you think you're calling a two-bit witch?!!! [Js] YOU, YOU LITTLE KLEPTOMANIAC!! Go find your OWN gay fake boyfriend! James is mine! [M] I don't see your name on him! [Jm] STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Js] *hits James on the head* I can't believe you, James!! WHY??? We were this close to stealing all the Pokemon! [Jm] But Jesse! *whines* I don't WANNA keep trying to steal the pokemon! We always get our asses kicked! [Js] So you're just going to sell out? [Jm] *thinks about it a hundredth of a second* Um, yes... [Js] *slaps James* (see it) [Jm] OWW!! [Js] *slaps James again* (see it again) [Jm] Quit it! [Js] *slaps James repeatedly* (one more time) *giggles*
[Jm]
STOP
IT!!!
I won't go back!! I WON'T!! You're ALWAYS beating me up!! Mimete
doesn't hit me (well, not hard, at least)! AND she has better hair
too!! [Js] *horrified, incredulous gasp* [M] *gets all googly-eyed* [Jm] AND she's more fun! She knows how to drill peepholes into cute guys' baths! And we don't get our asses kicked doing it! [Js] *raises an eyebrow* That's not how I heard it. [Jm] Well, I mean, not like EVERYDAY! Only when Vegeta catches us... [Js] So you'd really rather look at naked guys with her? [Jm] *looks away guiltily* We can still be friends... [Js] You're giving me the "we can still be friends" routine? [Jm]
*guiltilly pushes a little rock around with his foot* [Js] This is a mistake, James. I know you'll regret this. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon... [Jm] We'll always have crossdressing... [[Js] *sigh* Oh well. *slaps him* For old time's sake. [Jm] *gets all weepy* [[Js] *walks to the door* [M] NYA NYA!!! I get to keep him!! [Js] *punches Mimete in the stomach* Don't f*&# with me, Mimete. *turns back* You can always come back. I won't even hit you too hard. [Jm] I know. Maybe... someday... [Js] See you around then, James. *leaves* [M] You really think I have better hair? [Jm] *shrugs* Don't let it go to your head.. [M] James, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. [Jm] Until you try to steal Trunks away from the gay side, anyway... [M] TRUNKS IS NOT GAY!!!
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