Let me make one thing clear: I still love the Purple Haired Wonder.
But this IS Sapphie-chan's month, after all, so it's only fair. Plus, unless you have an obsession of Fatal Attraction proportions, you have to admit that Trunks is not perfect.

Now I'll just go hide with my list somewhere where no Trunks junkies can tear my heart out with a spoon.

10. Male-pattern baldness is hereditary. (Go look at Vegeta... need I say more?)

9. You can bet he's the sort of guy that'll give you flowers... and we all LOVE flowers, don't we?

8. He's a REAL prince! (Long line of Saiyajin royalty, fishcakes! The Black Moon royals actually HAVE a planet to be princes of and a people to rule).

7. No crossdressing tendencies (that we know of, at least).

6. No insane father-in-law with homicidal tendencies to deal with.

5. If things don't work out with him, you can always try your luck with his gorgeous big brother.

4. He won't accidently break you if he gets too excited.

3. Less competition, so you have a better chance of actually getting him, and once you do, you PROBABLY won't have to spend all your time worried about all the skanks trying to steal him away.

2. His sexual orientation is not going to be the main feature of an upcoming episode of Unsolved Mysteries. (Actually, this is only good if you're a straight girl).

And the #1 reason why he'd make a better boyfriend than Trunks...

...just imagine how much you'll save on hair gel if you're not dating a Super Saiyajin!

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