Hi! I'm Sailor M.
How did I become a Sailor Scout? Well...

A few months ago I was chasing this cute guy named Ryoga around (some would say "stalking", but they have no appreciation for romance!). Anyway, I followed him all the way to China... to this place with lots and lots of ponds... and I sorta fell in one of them, and when I came out I had become a magical girl (I could tell taht was what I was, because I was wearing a sailor uniform, and the only people I know that willingly wear those are magical girls and schoolgirls, the difference being the length of the skirt, and mine was very short).

This ugly little guide-man told me that it was called "the Spring of the Drowned Senshi", because a sailor scout drowned in it like a gizillion years ago, so now everyone that falls in it is cursed to become a sailor scout when splashed with cold water. Whatever. All I know is now I have cool powers AND I have an excuse to wear a shockingly short mini!

I also eventually found out that Ryoga is dumb.

Now let me make ONE thing clear right from the start: I may turn into a sailor scout, but I have absolutely NO relation with Sailormoon. Don't get me wrong, some of her sidekicks are rather cool, but I'm not about to play second fiddle to the the pig-tailed bimbo. We don't see eye to eye on certain key issues. Let's be honest, some of those guys she fights are hunks. Now please explain to me WHY she's trying (the operative word here is try... IMHO, the only reason she has ever beat any of them is sheer luck) to blow them to bits with her little moonsticks... is she just mad because HER boyfriend is the king of lameness himself?

Besides, fighting for love and justice is such a cliché... I mean, love is nice enough, but justice especially is overrated. So I decided that I'll be the sailor scout that fights for all things frivolous!

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