Previously
on The Real World, Usagi, Mimete and James have a catfight over
Trunks, and Happosai blows up the best room in the house.
***
The
episode starts witha sequence of everyone moving into their respective
rooms, which are quaintly labelled Lil' Boys' and Lil' Girls' Room,
respectively. Inside the Lil' Girls' Room, Usagi and James fight
over closet space while Mimete wallpapers the room with centerfolds
of boy bands and various other cute guys. Meanwhile, in the Boys'
Room, Trunks and Kusanagi get sweatdrops on their forheads when
they see Kuno's collection of photos of girl Ranma in various states
of graceless nudity, and then the guys play darts for the rest of
the afternoon. The whole sequence has a voice over of Kusangi explaining
the room selection:
"After the explosion, everyone was pretty much in a daze
and they sort of let me take the role of assigning rooms. Or rather,
they had no choice. I inmediately saw that Usagi, Mimete and James
were too annoying for any halfway sane person to handle, so I put
them in a room together, that way they could kill each other while
disturbing the rest of us as little as possible. They all whined
of course. Trunks seemed relieved at the prospect of not having
to beat the three of them away with a stick every night, and Kuno
finally agreed to do as I said after he saw Trunks set up a Capsule
Corp dart board and basketball hoop and various other guy toys in
the other room. At this point Happosai asked in a whiny little voice
where he was supposed to sleep, and Mimete told him to go sleep
in a drawer in the living room. This seemed like a good plan to
the rest of us."
The
moving in and dart playing continues until late night, when the
residents of the Lil' Girls' Room stop bickering long enough to
make bets about whether Trunks sleeps in pajamas, trunks (haha,
joke wearing thin now) or *gasp* his b-day suit. Mimete exclaims
that they owe her an N'Sync cd when Trunks goes to the bathroom
to wash his teeth in boxers and a t-shirt, but James keeps insisting
that this proves nothing because this is Nemesis, not Hawaii, so
they can't really expect nudity on the first day.
***
The
next morning kicks off with a shot of Trunks' bare back in the steam
filled bathroom (*drool*) as he gets out of the shower. He steps
outside, clad only in a Capsule Corp towell, and bumps right into
Mimete, who looks somewhat flushed... Like the sweet boy he is,
Trunks is very concerned and alarmed, especially when he notices
that her nose is bleeding a little (he's probably afraid that bumping
head on onto a hard saiya jin's body would be more than enough cause
for a human nose to bleed, and in this case it might be, although
not for the reasons he thinks). When he asks her about it, Mimete
denies her obvious nosebleed vehemently and flees into the Lil'
Girls' Room. Flashback to a shot of Mimete drilling a small hole
into a wall, and then grinning like an idiot as she stares into
it with the sounds of the shower running and Trunks doing a rendition
of "Singing in the rain".
Usagi is in the kitchen, making something resembling pancakes. She
hollers that breakfast is done and then tells Trunks that she made
lots of pancakes especially for him because she heard that saiyajins
eat a lot, and while Trunks is poking the charred mass of his pancake
tower Kuno comes downstairs and is really touched that Usagi would
make him breakfast to express the unspoken love sparking in her
heart and then goes on a guilt trip because her cooking reminds
him of Akane. Usagi ignores Kuno the whole time.
James
and Mimete refuse to try the pancakes (not that Usagi offered them
any) and instead sit around saying what a skank Usagi is and staring
at Trunks from across the room.
"Oh,
come on, Mimete, he HAS to be gay, his hair is too good for a heterosexual!!
Damn it, if YOU had hair that good I'd figure you were a drag queen."
"Are
you implying that I have bad hair???"
"No,
Mimete, you have great hair, for a girl" she sticks her tongue
out at James "but look at HIS hair!! You think he's a natural
lavender? That exact shade is SO hard to do... I've spent weeks
at a time trying to get me some of that!"
Mimete
sighs and wipes drool off her chin "Yeah me too... oh!! you
mean the color?!"
"Um...
yeah sure, that too..." says James as he wipes drool off HIS
chin.
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