
pantyhose
taro
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Ohh!!!
Badass bishounen!! Only thing he's missing is Veggie and Rubeus'
spikey hair... No, seriously, Taro strikes me as a James Dean-rebel-without-a-cause-oustsider
type. Except he HAS a cause of course. He's just a cool guy... er,
I mean hot guy... I mean... whatever! Taro is da man!
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mousse
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Mousse
is just so CUTE!! And then he takes off his glasses and hits you
with those smoldering eyes... who CARES that he's blind as a bat?
Plus, he's faithfull and persistent and would do anything for his
girl. He's the perfect boyfriend. Well, except for his somewhat
erratic reasoning and the occasional ever so slightly psychotic
outbursts...
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ryoga
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Ryoga is you basic cute but dumb boy. No wait. Make that cute but
incredible stupid. Seriously challenged in the brains department.
I used to think he was adorably shy. It's beginning to become annoying.
And of course, he has a LOT of issues. Who am I kidding though?
He's still kawaii.
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genma and soun
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As
far as I'm concerned, someone should take these two out to the woods
and just put them out of their misery. They're the sorriest excuses
for men I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. But hte worse
of the two is by far Genma. I mean, come on!! What kind of
father trades his little boy for a bowl of rice??!
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akane
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Can
you say passive aggresive, hon? I really don't have the energy
to get into the subject of Miss Akane Tendo right now. Suffice it
to say, she's a pill.
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ranma
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Well,
granted, he IS cute. But he's also callous, cocky, insensitive, fickle...
the list goes on and on. Well, okay, I'll concede that he's not a
total loss, but I just think he's not really worth the trouble. |

girl-type ranma
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Well
now. I actually prefer Ranma as a girl. Girl-Ranma is hysterically
funny and delightfully shameless. Don't WE all wish we could wrap
men around our little fingers that way? |

kodachi
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She
gives me headaches. Very bad headaches. |

kuno
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Kuno
Tatewaki. He's stupid. But he's always funny-stupid, unlike Ryoga
who can go from entertainingly stupid to annoyingly stupid in abut
two seconds. Plus he's really not bad looking. |

kasumi
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I
kinda have a problem with how totally clueless she is (Kasumi, honey,
hello!!! you've got a DOCTOR lusting after you, so just quit
playing dumb already!), but overall, she's not really that bad. |

dr.
tofu
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Objectively,
I have to say that he's probably Nerima's best catch. 1. He's a doctor.
2. He's cute. 3. He has no known violent and/or psychotic tendencies.
4. He's a doctor. 5. He's smart (and as we all know, that is VERY
rare in Nerima). 6. No one is likely to try to kill you for his love
(I say "likely" because Kasumi might just surprise us all
if someone tried stealing her guy). 7. Did I mention he's a doctor? |

piccoro
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Stupid
prick. He just annoys me in way too many ways to count. |

azusa
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Just
SHUT UP, Azusa. Your very existence is insulting. |

sanzenin
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I
kinda like him *runs and hides*
No, seriously. Sure, he's incredibly arrogant. But he's also charming,
and he has a certain class, which is more than I can say for most
guys in Nerima, no matter how cute they may be. |

benny tsubasa
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Heh.
Drag queens are funny! I nearly died laughing when Tsubasa first appears
and says "I'm not interested in boys" and they all look
shocked, and then when Ranma finds out he's a guy is just a classic.
It was almost too hialrious to endure. |

o-baba
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Shrivelled old ladies with attitudes are cool. Especially when they
can consistently wipe the floor with whatever young hotshot on a testosterone
overload comes along. |

principal kuno
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I
hate him. He's a sadist weirdo. I bet a shrink would have a field
day analysing exactly in what ways he's responsible for his kids being
so screwed up. Lots of repressed memories there, I bet. |

sasuke
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Um,
also an idiot. Kuno should really think of firing him and getting
himself a good ninja. |

the cat
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He
could have given me material for a year's worth of nightmares when
I was a little kid. |

nabiki
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These
next three are all cool chicks, for various reasons. First of all,
Nabiki. She's very intelligent. Also she's devious and conniving,
but in a good way. She's cool. I like her. |

ukyo
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Ukyo
is a fun girl. And even though she's certainly no Nabiki, she's reasonably
smart. She could do so much better than Ranma, if only she'd get over
that embarrasing case of puppy-love. |

shampoo
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Would
someone PLEASE explain to me why all the guys in Nerima (except Mousse,
of course, but Mousse is a smart dude) are lusting after AKANE, when
there is a PURPLE haired bombshell just a few blocks away? Speaking
of purple hair, if it makes a guy an instant Adonis, does it make
a girl an instant sex goddess? |
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