I AM ANDREW BROWN.

I LIVE IN NORTH DELTA,
BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA
I AM 15, AND MY MOST RECENT
ACCOMPLISHMENTS ARE:

-BEING CAPTAIN HOOK IN OUR SCHOOL PLAY,
'PETER PAN'
-GOING TO THE PROVINCIALS
WITH MY BASEBALL TEAM
-AND MAINTAINING THIS SIMPLY
SPECTACTULAR WEBSITE

Odds are, you are probably just one of my friends,
and NOT a complete stranger.
If you ARE a stranger, let me warn you:

I CAN find out who you are,
and I WILL track you down!
MWA HA HA HA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!