Oh, they built the ship Titanic to sail the ocean blue,
and they thought they had a ship that the water wouldn't go through.
But the captain blew a fart and he blew the ship apart,
it was sad when the great ship went down, some husbands lost their wives, some children lost their pants, yes it was sad when the great ship went down.
Oh, they built another ship called the S.S.92,
and they thought they had a ship that the water wouldn't go through
But the captai blew a fart and he blue the ship apart,
it was sad when great ship went down, Some husbands lost their wives, some children lost their pants, yes it was sad when the great ship went down.
Now the moral of the story is as plain as day to see it's to wear your rubber duckey when your going out to sea so if the captain blows a fart you won't be sad when the great ship goes down, no you won't be sad when the great ship goes down.
KERPLUNK it sunk what a lousy piece of junk Made in Taiwan.
Yellow duck, yellow duck, yellow duck is cool,
hang him on your christmas tree and have a happy yule!
Momma duck was out one day upon the ice,
fell and hit her head, sorry but she's dead.
She left her only egg,
I took it home with care,
my kitty bit into the egg and yellow duck was there.
Oh, yellow duck, yellow duck, yellow duck is cool,
hang him on your christmas tree and have a happy yule!
Now summer time has come,
and yellow duck's still cool,
and yellow duck, oh yellow duck is swimming in my pool
