Journal Entry No. X
story by QueenYokozuna


+ DISCLAIMER: Characters are from the manga/anime series "Death Note" by author Ohba Tsugumi and artist Obata Takeshi. +


Hanging his suit jacket over the back of the chair, Matsuda settled down at the desk beside the window. He opened his shiny green notebook, flipping through the jotted-on pages until he got to a clean empty one. He snatched his click pen and, with a simper, began to scribble down his day.

[Satu FriSATURDAY
23h16m
- - - - -
Diary time!
(^_^)/
So I did nothing much today except make everyone cappu capuchicoffee and offer Mogi-san priceless advice on his long-distance relationship.
Nothing extra exciting to tell you there.
Oh, I missed the "LoverLy-JeaLous:Pauses" episode tonight because everyone was hogging the TV with the 9pm news!
Drats.
(T_T)
I just hope they didn't kill off one of my favorite characters again.
Hey, this is our 10th hotel now.
But we change hotels so often I think I've lost count, so I'm not sure.
This could be the 87th hotel we've checked into just this week, whoa!
(@o@)
I'm kind of sleepy now but not really, yet.
Chief Director, Aizawa-san, Ukita-san and Mogi-san just went to bed.
Like always they took the BEDs.
I'll be on the floor.
(-_-;)
Being the youngest detective in the group is not easy.
(x_x)
Anyways, this floor is still 10x better than my own bed back home.
The carpet is soft and nice and there's airconditioning.
I mean in the room.
And anyways Ryuuzaki keeps me company before bedtime since he hardly leaves the couch.
He's always in front of the TV or the computer and he never gets up from his seat except when he gotta pee or.
Like someone said Ryuuzaki's mind works like a machine and out of us all he's maybe the most bent on catching that jerk Kira.
They're not kidding if they call L the world's no. 1 detective.
\(*o*)/
But right now he's maybe pissed because he couldn't prove Light-kun was Kira even with his illegal tactics like monitoring Light-kun's bedroom.
Maybe Ryuuzaki's never gonna stop believing Light-kun is Kira.
He's very stubborn!
I still don't know if that's something I should admire or be scared of.
- - - - -
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you.
The toilets in here have flushes!
- - - - -
Anyways, to me Ryuuzaki's getting less weird now.
You know, he's really just a normal guy if you don't count that he sits in his chair like a little fitus? monkey or leg-less thing and he hardly closes his eyes and he walks barefoot and he's always in the same shirt and jeans and he eats only sweet stuff all the time and he's still a virgin like me at our age.
How do I know he's still a virgin?
(~_^)
Well okay, I'm telling you the truth.
It's just a guess.
Hey!
But my guess makes sense!
I asked him if he has any hobbies once and he said a bunch of things that's got nothing to do with girls.
I also asked him if he has a girlfriend and he shook his head.
That means "no", by the way.
Then I asked him if he had a girlfriend EVER and it's the same answer.
That's right, "no".
Me and Ryuuzaki are the same after all!
That's cool because I don't know any other genius who is just like me.
v(^_^)v
But it's cooler if I get to teach him stuff I know about dating, heh heh.
And this way he's learning something from ME and then he won't think I'm only good for making him coffee anymore!
Wahaha!
<(^o^)>
I should show him some moves I've tried on two girls also.
Heh heh.
But who could pretend to be the girl for my demo?
Duh, of course Ryuuzaki could pretend to be the girl! since he's shorter than me anyways and he's slightly younger and got a girlish body but not counting he's boob-less and he has longer hair and I guess better skin and if I don't keep telling myself that he's male he's kind of not really ugly-looking anyways.
That's a good idea!!!
(=^_^=)
Doncha think?
I'll tell him this tomorrow in the morning before]

"That's no good."

Matsuda nearly leapt out of his skin at the low, smoky voice by his ear. He snapped his head to look over his shoulder and found L standing hunched behind him, his dark big rounded eyes screwed to Matsuda's diary, his thumb fiddling with his glossy bottom lip. But at least he wasn't cackling, or Matsuda would've probably screamed.

"Tomorrow morning," L declared, face deadpan, "I will be at Touoh University to take the admissions exam."

"Ryuuzaki!" Matsuda cried, mentally slapping his forehead for getting caught off-guard. "How long've you been lurking there?"

"Oh, not very long." L slid his unblinking gaze sideways to Matsuda. "Just since you started the part about me being a virgin, to be exact." Then, nonchalantly, as though it had only been natural for him to peep into other people's diaries, L padded his way into the darker recesses of the hotel suite, leaving Matsuda grimacing. Before he could get far, he paused in the middle of the floor and cast a glance over his shoulder. "Matsuda-san. Perhaps you could join me in a -- or rather, please come join me in a drink of strawberry milkshake."

Even in the dusky yellow glow inside the room, Matsuda had little trouble catching the sly, tiny smile that quirked L's mouth just before he turned to walk away.

Nonetheless, it took Matsuda awhile -- though not too long -- to guess what that smile could ever mean, and then, grinning big enough to show 200 teeth, he shifted his attention back to his diary and wrapped up his entry for the day.

[Never mind, Ryuuzaki knows already.
Anyways, I'm telling you this now, okay.
I may be a non-virgin already the next time I write here.
Which could be tomorrow.
Hey!
This is exciting!!!
v(^_^)v
Good night to you!
(^_^)/
Me,
Touta-chan]

+

More or less ten minutes later...

"Eeh?!! In there?!?"

A sigh. "Where else? As you can see, Matsuda-san, I have no vagina."

END




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