- Never,
but never, wear dresses in the anime unless you
absolutly have to.
- Never
awnser your phone, but let your girlfriend put
the message on your
awnsering machine.
- If
there is an oportunity to make your girlfriend
jealous, take it.
- Crack
idiodic jokes whenever possible.
- Flirt
with other girls while your girlfriend is
standing there with your lunch.
- Don't
care...in other words, be the impartial party who
doesn't understand
what's going on.
- Never
use your strength, except in self-defense or the
defense of your girlfriend.
- Be
a good friend...and then don't help them when
they're getting their heart
crystal stolen.
- If
you're in a situation where the artist has drawn
you and the other senshi
naked, cross your legs to keep them guessing.
- Make
up stupid excuses when you're cornered.
- Say
things you shouldn't.
- Never
kiss your girlfriend in public, so that you might
keep the veiwers in a
constant search for evidence that you're truly
together.
- Live
right next door to your girlfriend to make thing
even more confusing.
- Kiss
the girl who doesn't like you and tease the ones
who do.
- Despise
the person who invades your territory of girls
who like you.
- Coincidentally
get bad vibes from cross-dressing trios, but not
from yourself.
- Make
up a story that you got your license over seas,
even though the truth is that
your really too young to drive.
- Think
hentai; and then tease your girlfriend when she
actually says it.
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