Current faculty and staff
| Kenobi |
| Emmy | Sirius Black | Co. Tavington |
| Darry | Palpatine | Cicero | The boys |
| Jael | Maximus | John Connor |
| Dorotea | Xanatos | Pelham | Kai |
| Laure | Aragorn | Commodus | Guy | Norrington | Sawyer | Spike |
| Judy |
| Ellie | Syd | Logan | Hicks | Indiana Jones |
| Kendra |
| Dande | Qui-Gon | Haken |
| Delphi | Worf | Lucius |
| Noe | Blaise | The Tenth Doctor |
Emeritus faculty and former staff
They are gone, but their memories linger! (Mostly because the liquor bills alone will take decades to pay off, not to mention the remodeling expenses, the counseling for emotionally scarred students, and that pending lawsuit from the Princess Academy.)