Title: What Day Is This
Author: Kendra
Rating: STDOARD (Something to do on a rainy day)
Summary: Some prospective parents arrive for a tour of the campus
Archive: if you really want
Disclaimer: George owns it all.
Note: This is just a blatant start at mayhem. My muse just fluttered away while I was writing so if the mood hits..go for broke and figure out what could happen when a group of parents wishing to send their daughters to campus arrive unannounced. Mistakes are mine!

The weekend was still wrecking havoc on most of HSU, with the pool party/luau it was a little hard for everyone to get moving come that Tuesday. But the day was suppose to be relatively quiet, so what could happen?

"Look Cal, obviously you must have personal issues..." Laure sighed as Cal stumbled into her office with an ice pack on his bloody nose.

"But...da 'urse did is.." Cal mumbled.

"Excuse me, did you say the nurse did this?" Laure asked as she calmly sat her coffee cup on the desk and rubbed her temples.

"Uh huh," Cal whined as he pointed to his busted nose.

"Well...I still say you have personal issues but this does make sense," the mediator agreed, "I'll call Darry and we'll discuss this little problem, now go on get out of here before you start dripping blood all over the floors." She ordered as she shooed him hurriedly from the office and dialed the clinic.

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"Look Ellie, you have to do something about that damned alarm," Kendra groaned as the two roomies walked into the Admin building. "I'm beginning to have nightmares about that little green troll."

"Well, how do you think I feel with it blaring in my ears all night!" Ellie shot back, completely irritable from too much fun and lack of sleep. "I never thought Ho's could fool around so much," she sighed as Kendra just shot her a look of disbelief.

"And another thing...when are you going to speak to Kymira about getting us a bigger place? With that collection you've amassed we need a spare room," Kendra added as they stopped at the General's office.

"Why me?"

"Because you're the one who's going to have to kiss up to Ky because that stupid EA alarm keeps going off and Kymira and Jen keep pounding on the walls complaining."

"Fine!"

"Fine!" And with that they both parted ways mumbling under their breath.

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"Right, so you're saying the group shouldn't arrive till the fifteenth, right?" Brenda questioned as she sat at her new desk and swiveled her chair in tight circles until the phone cord stopped her movement.

"Excuse me?" She shouted, "what do you mean the fifth...I didn't say the fifth, I said the fifteenth!"

"On their way...any minute now...OH HELL!" And with that Brenda glanced at her calendar and noticed the red circle around today's date and cringed before standing up and getting caught in the phone cord and going down hard.

"Mistress Brenda? Are you alright?" LP asked as he noticed the Ho face down in the floor, then he turned to glance in the mirror and adjust his scrunchie.

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"So you're saying linseed oil will help protect the finish on the bar?" Judy quizzed as Cicero leaned down to inspect the bar top more closely.

"According to 'This Old House,' yes," Cicero replied as Judy just nodded her head in agreement.

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"Look you'll be fine in here, I'm just having a little problem with my refrigerator back in the library," Dorotea insisted as she shoved Kai into the huge double door industrial refrigerator in the campus kitchen. "See how roomy it is...you can even sit down...just shove the food out of the way first." And with that Dor slammed the refrigerator door shut and headed back to the library, she figured it was time for a little redecorating. "Besides, nobody will know he's in there..." she thought aloud.

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The General took a deep breath and smiled brightly as he stood on the steps of the Admin building and glanced around. From the far corner of campus he noticed Kymira and Jen chasing three tiger cubs through the maze of tents for the miners. Then he spotted Julia and Sere with the telephoto lens taking pictures of the mayhem. And off to the main entrance he spied a bus pulling into the parking lot and wondered if maybe he had misread Brenda's memo of the visiting parent's tour being today instead of the fifteenth. So with one last deep breath, knowing this was the calm before the storm, the General strode towards his office.

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Seconds later Brenda nearly ran the General down as she raced down the hall to speak to Emmy and tell her of the little scheduling conflict and the visitors...