Title: HSU: Over Appreciated
Authors: Ellie and Kendra
Rating: BAB-Booze and booty
Timeline: After Kendra's Under Appreciated and Kymira's Walking Papers
Archive: You bet
Summary: Now Kendra gets too much and all the rest of the Ho's get nada.
Disclaimer: Poor, very poor. Borrowing, just borrowing. And George, I gave him a shave, hope you don't mind.
Note: It's late and Kendra and I are all hockeyed up so if there are any errors it's Dor's fault.

"You're just going to lounge around here all day?" Ellie asked in disbelief as her roomie sat on the couch watching television. "What about this eviction notice?"

"Yep, that's the plan, what eviction notice, I never saw an eviction notice, did you see and eviction notice? I think not!" Kendra snorted as she reached for the remote and turned up the volume to cover up the ringing of the phone.

"Aren't you going to answer the phone?"

"Nope."

"Yeah, yeah, what do you want?" Ellie shouted into the receiver. "You'll have to speak up I can't hear you over the television! Sure, huh? Yeah right, she's right here...hold on. It's for you," she stated as she held the phone to her roomie who pretended not to notice. "It's the General, he says its important."

"Sure, now its important," Kendra snorted as she just turned up the volume on the television to deafening levels.

"He says he needs your help; he can't find today's revised schedule or something like that."

"Tough! Ask Cal or whoever is out in the outer office, I'm sure they're more capable at the job than I was!" Kendra shouted loud enough for him to hear through the phone.

"You got that?" Ellie asked the General as she placed the phone to her ear and covered her other ear with her free hand. "Sure...I haven't a clue...yeah, not a chance in hell...she won't do it...she's being stubborn...alright I won't say a word...but its your own life...sure...whatever."

"So?"

"Nothing...he's just a little flustered...seems there's quite a few grrls that have taken up residence in the outer office...he wants you back, you know." Ellie explained as she snatched the remote from her roomie's hand and turned the volume down.

"Yeah, sure he does....think I believe that...he can handle it, he more than told me that last night," Kendra shot back.

"Ken, from what you told me he didn't exactly say that."

"Well, not in so many words....but it was his tone of voice!"

"I give up...well just sit here all day and be on strike, see if I care. But if you sit here too long and too many grrls start missing their appointments, you're dead meat you know?" Ellie griped before Kendra snatched the remote once more and proceeded to channel surf. "Fine, just ignore me, it's your life!" She exclaimed loudly before heading to her class with Indy.
~~*~~

Ellie returned from Indy's lecture over Acheulian tool practices in the Middle Paleolithic. Needless to say, they'd spent most of the time studying each other's tools. She was humming, "Hungry Like a Wolf' as she turned the key to her suite, forgetting all about the eviction notice and Kendra's predicament.

"What the hell is this?" Ellie exclaimed as she opened the door and stepped into chaos. "Kendra, are you insane?"

Kendra was in her same spot on the sofa, flipping channels and raising the volume every few minutes. Beside her stood three gladiators being subdued by the larger gladiator to their left.

"Haken tel frinds freuline Ellie's tings, Haken hurt frinds if tuch freuline's tings." The big Moose stood, arms crossed, in front of his fellow gladiators.

"We've got orders from the lady. The dark haired lady with a look of death," one of the miner's spoke up in accented English.

"Curls?" Ellie asked. They shook their heads. Not Emmy. "Kymira," Ellie muttered in recognition under her breath. "Well, she's not taking me without a fight! Haken, dear, show these men to the door!"

"Yes, ferline." Haken grabbed both men by the fronts of their uniforms and began escorting them to the door. They began screaming in Latin and German and some other language Ellie didn't understand.

With them gone for the moment, Ellie turned her attention to Kendra still sitting on the couch in her pajamas.

"GET UP!" Ellie screamed, causing Haken and Kendra both to jump out of their skins. "We've got to get this taken care of." Ellie walked over and grabbed a handful of her roomie's hair and dragged her into her bedroom to get her changed.

~~*~~

"Next!" The General yelled from his doorway as he looked upon the sea of Ho's that had set up camp in his outer office. And with that one word, as usual, three grrls stood up and swore it was their turn. So with his usual reply...he just left the three grrls in the outer office to argue while he went back to his desk to hide.
~~*~~

"Its easy, you give me what I want, and I'll give you two back a place to live," Kymira smiled from her desk as Ellie and Kendra stood before her.

"Ha, you're just doing this because you can't remember your appointments with the General," Kendra snapped. "Can we say General deprivation?" She smirked before Ellie smacked her upside the head.

"Hey, I am not going to live in the maze or the rugby pitch...think about my responsibilities!" Ellie ordered her roomie.

"Don't look at me, I'm not the one throwing us out!"

"Well you do have a point," Ellie mused before Ky interrupted.

"As for that little remark about General deprivation, I can overlook that, I have Quintas to keep me quite happy...however, I do want my appointments back with the General!" Ky snapped.

"You'll get your appointments back just as soon as people around her start giving me a little respect...maybe even some appreciation." Kendra stated as Ellie just groaned. "Besides...you don't have Quintas any more," the on strike Ho smiled, making her roomie suddenly look at her as if she'd gone mad.

"Don't play games with me," Kymira smiled.

"This isn't a game...look out the window," Kendra sighed calmly. "You see that big crate being loaded onto the courier's truck? Guess who is in there?"

"You wouldn't?" Kymira shrieked.

"Really, would I?" Kendra hummed as Ellie looked at her in shock. "Its amazing what one can accomplish when backed into a corner."

"Why you little bitch...if there is so much as a splinter on my EA I will personally tear you apart!" Ky threatened as Kendra just smiled and left her office leaving Ellie there to hear the rest of the wrath.

~~*~~

"You didn't really ship Quintas off to some deserted planet did you?" Ellie asked in shock as she quickly caught up to her roommate as she headed to the bar.

"No, just thought of the idea when I saw the courier moving some of the old equipment from the Art department. Granted he is locked in the incinerator building," Kendra explained.

"When did you do that?"

"I didn't, I kinda had Cal do it as a practical joke sorta thing...I hope he didn't get too hurt," Kendra wondered aloud as they walked.
~~*~~

Jen decided since the General's secretary surely didn't want this job that she could do it. She could make some order out of this chaos. So she commandeered Kendra's desk and began shouting out orders.

"Hey, you there in that blue number...yeah you...outta here, you haven't earned an appointment yet, you're Frosh!" Jen ordered as she pointed to a new grrl, who refused to move.
"And you? Why do you think you have an appointment?" She asked Kymira who came stalking into the office.

"Hell, I have no idea when my appointment is...but you want to know what that little conniving bitch did to my Quintas?" Kymira raged.

"No, alright people, all appointments are canceled for the day...just go home and deal with it!" Jen shouted as the multitude of Ho's stared her down with fire in their eyes. "You're wasting your time, next appointment is mine." She smiled before there was shouting and suddenly objects being hurled in her direction.

"Damn Jen, can't you be a little more tactful!" Ky snapped as she crawled under the desk with her roomie to avoid the flying debris.

"Tact...you're one to talk!" Jen snorted before they both hit their heads on the desk as they heard the General open his office door and swear in words they'd never heard before. "Oh...he's good!" The party girl grinned after hearing his tirade.

"You two...out from under the desk!" The General ordered as Ky and Jen slowly stood up and noticed how flustered the General was. "Who started this?"

"Jen!" Ky quickly stated as she pointed to her roomie and the General just groaned.

"Fine, just tell me where Kendra is, this is getting out of hand," he mused.

"Oh, you mean the Sith?" Kymira snapped as the General just raised his brow at her. "Don't know, she's probably hiding or plotting or packing her things."

"Packing?" The General asked in confusion.

"Oh, did I forget to tell you..." Jen began but Ky quickly covered her mouth to stop her.

"Tell you that she was packing up her purse to head to the...bar...yeah that's right, bar!" Kymira stammered as she glared at Jen who bit her hand.

"Good, I'll be in the bar if anyone needs me!" The General stated before quickly leaving the chaos behind.
~~*~~

"Kendra, love..." The General began as he entered the bar. He found the former secretary sitting at a table with Ellie's animal trainer friend. "Excuse me for interrupting but I really must speak with Kendra," Obi-Wan said briefly to Logan, the turned his attention back to the margarita drinking Ho.

"Hheyy, you nose come heres and talk to me," Kendra slurred. Obviously, she had been in the bar for a while.

"Love, I'd really like to make it up to you. I've made reservations to your favorite restaurant and I've arranged for a horse drawn carriage ride. Then we will spend the rest of the evening in the jacuzzi.

"Nose, you can't make it better nows. It'z too lates. You'z juzz doing it nows cuz youz feels guilty. Nose!" Kendra stood and raised her voice, flustering the General even further. He took a step back and surveyed his secretary. There would be no reasoning with her now that she was full of mega margaritas.

"We'll continue this tomorrow then." He looked to Logan for some reassurance the intoxicated Ho would get back to her room safely.

"I'll call Ellie." Logan snarled.

The General sighed gratefully then reluctantly left.

"First I's under appreciated, nows I over appreciated," Kendra mumbled in a haze and chugged on her drink.

The General arrived back to his office to be greeted by the swarms of Ho's waiting for missed and rescheduled appointments, even though he was sure he'd heard JenJen announce appointments were cancelled.

"Enough!" The General boomed and raised his hands. "Everyone go back to your rooms or classes or whatever you have to do. We'll straighten this out tomorrow." There were many moans and woes, but eventually the crowd thinned.

Still at Kendra's desk, sat JenJen. She looked up at the frazzled General and gave him a sympathetic smile.

"C'mere, you poor thing. Let Jen make it all better." The party Ho led the General into his office and started to close the door with a sly grin that the General would never see. As a last thought she grabbed the tight leather pants from their box and pulled them inside the room with them.

~~*~~

Ellie awoke from her slumber to numerous blaring EA alarms. She squinted over at the alarm clock.

"Three in the morning. Those damn horny Ho's. I'm gonna kill them." Ellie kicked off the covers and pulled on a robe over her silk PJ's. In the living area she looked around at the furniture all in disarray from being hauled out then back into the suite. The issue was still not resolved with Kymira. Ellie would have to get onto Kendra about that.

"Freuiline need Haken help?"

"Nah, big guy, I got it covered. Thanks. Go back to sleep, k?" Ellie said softly to the overgrown German.

Ellie padded over to Kendra's room in her fuzzy leopard slippers and peeked inside. The bed was empty and still made. 'Where the hell was Kendra?'

The EA alarms blared again.

"Damn it!"

Ellie headed out of her room and down to the main entrance. She had a feeling she'd find her 'problem' in the maze. She didn't know why, she just had an itch it was there.

She headed into the maze, her slippers now drenched with morning dew. She turned the first corner and gasped. Sprawled across the bright green grass was Logan, out cold, and wrapped up with none other than the blond secretary.

Ellie giggled, then set the EA remote to stop reading Kendra and Logan. Then she just headed back into the admin building and back to bed with a satisfyingly smug face. She'd have to make sure an announcement for a picnic breakfast with the General was made in the morning. She wouldn't tell the General of course. No need to hurt him any worse than he was with her departure. But all the Ho's would definitely get a kick out of the preachy EA-less Ho in a compromising position with the mutant.

This was too easy.