Title: Nightmare
Author: Kendra
Rating: PS-Pure silliness
Summary: Two Generals meet and compare notes
Archive: fine
Disclaimer: Just for fun! No money, zilch ,zero, nada. This is just pure conjecture on my part and way too much caffeine.

Judy just couldn't believe her eyes, there not ten feet away from the bar sat two Generals, one Kenobi and the other Maximus, they were having a rather animated conversation at best, fueled on by too many margaritas and confusion at the opposite sex. This was not good, Judy thought as she stood behind the bar cleaning the now pristine bar top something she had now been doing for the past three hours since both men arrived.

"Oh the stories I could tell you..." Obi -Wan groaned in a soft drunken slur, something only he could make sexy.

"You think your women are something, try the women where I'm from," Maximus quickly interjected. "One minute they're hanging all over you and the next they feed you to the lions! Talk about pressure, you don't know pressure Kenobi!"

"You don't think so, try running this place, don't get me wrong, I truly love all my girls but some days...some days its quite demanding around here" Obi-Wan sighed before finishing off another margarita. "How many men have you commanded Max?"

"Probably ten thousand, twenty or thirty thousand upon occasion." Maximus replied.

"Sith man, that's nothing, try living with a hundred women!" Obi-Wan laughed. "Now that's a true measure of a man, especially if they're all... well, they're all..." Then he leaned over the table to tell his secret to the other man. "If they're all...high maintenance." He whispered before looking around the bar to make sure none of his girls were within earshot.

"What do you mean by high maintenance?" Maximus questioned with concern in his eyes and quite a bit of confusion too. "How can women be such?"

"You really aren't from around here are you," Obi-Wan sighed. "Judy, could you bring us another round please!" He loudly asked, breaking Judy from her reverie.

An hour later Judy still stood by helplessly, watching the events unfold before her, she should really do something, but what, call Emmy... no that wouldn't be good considering who was sitting before her. Maybe Diebin...no that might be suicidal, Darry...no if she interrupted her during one of her trysts, that would not be pretty to say the least. So all she could do was watch and wait and hope for a sign, any sign to end this madness

"Let me ask you Kenobi, ever been stalked and nearly brought within an inch of your life?" Maximus drunkenly challenged.

"Yes...Darry, makeup sex" he casually answered with a gleam in his eye at the memory.

"Alright one better, have you ever been whipped?"

"Been there, done that." Obi-Wan almost yawned.

"Well...how about chained to the wall?" Maximus asked hesitantly, noticing the calm, cool nature of the other man.

"Of course! Who do you think you're talking too, a novice!" Obi-Wan snorted. "Please, I know what my girls like and I enjoy giving them what they want" he smiled mischievously as the other man looked at him in amazement.

"You know, I think I am beginning to understand this high maintenance thing with your women" Maximus replied as he shook his head in disbelief. "Are all the women here so...well...so"

"Yes!" My girls are amazing Obi-Wan grinned before downing the last of his drink once again and yelling for Judy to set them up again. "But let me tell you some of the more interesting tales."

"More interesting than, high maintenance, stalking, whips and chains?" the other man asked in astonishment.

"That's old news...let me tell you about the time..."

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Judy shot bolt upright in bed, clutching the sheets in a death grip, sweat pouring down like rain, as she screamed the most blood wrenching scream imaginable...

"It was just a dream, it was just a dream...a very bad dream." She chanted as her bedroom door burst open and in stumbled half the school to find out what was wrong.

"Are you alright?" Kymira asked as she rushed to Judy's side.

"It was horrible...both the Generals bonded!" Judy loudly wailed as a shudder went through the room. "I could see it coming, they were on the verge of comparing notes on each and every one of us" she added shakily.

"It was just a dream."Kymira tried to sooth,"just a bad dream our General would never tell our secrets to a total stranger."

"Or would he!"JenJen suddenly questioned as all eyes turned her way.

"You're just being overly dramatic" Jael interjected, "besides Max isn't so bad, kinda sexy."

"See, it's just that kind of talk that's pushed Judy over the edge." Kymira exclaimed.

"I'm not over the edge!" Judy corrected as the other girls began to file out of her room.

"Yeah, we know that...see now you've all upset Judy with all this talk about the other General, can't you see she's having a hard time dealing with her guilt and the fact that she lusted over this Maximus dude." Robin spoke up as they walked into the hall.

"It was just a dream.... Really...just a dream..." Judy loudly exclaimed.

"Hey Judy, what was General Max and General Kenobi wearing?" Kendra suddenly asked from the doorway before being pulled away by Ellie. "It was a logical question!" Kendra loudly objected as she was dragged away.

"Give me strength!" Judy loudly sighed before collapsing back into bed.