Title: Incidents Abound 2
Author: Kendra
Rating: silly
Summary: The next few minute...what else could happen besides being trampled by Dande's wenches in training.
Archive: ok
Disclaimer: For kicks...And thanks Emmy, Dorotea,Judy and Ellie for letting me borrow some remarks!!! All goofs are mine because I wanted to get this down before it disappeared! And Darry I just couldn't help myself...Sorry!!

While outside:

"Kendra, wait up a second!" the General shouted from across the well-manicured lawn as he approached the bedraggled Ho.

"Oh no...." Kendra sighed once she heard that familiar accent and hung her head as she kept walking, thinking to herself that the man must have a death wish....Before another word could be uttered a sea of taffeta and velvet engulfed the two; not even the General's Jedi reflexes could save them as they went down once more, As Dande's wenches in training made a mad dash to the bus.

"Are you two alright?" Dande questioned as she noticed the two bodies sprawled before her feet.

"What the hell was that?" The General demanded as he slowly stood up, groaning at the catch in his back and then extended his hand to help Kendra to her good leg.

"That was my girls" Dande smiled brightly, "they were running late after a rather nasty class discussion on the use of hairspray versus mousse." She said with a hint of exasperation, "They have so much to learn..."and with that she disappeared as quickly as she came, skirt billowing in a non-existent breeze.

"You have a little scrape over you eye, why don't we go let Darry have a quick look at that or I can even help" he suggested as the Ho placed a hand to her newest battle scar.

"No...are you kidding!" she shot back in panic, before taking a deep breath. "I'm...fine, never better...thanks though, maybe it's best if the two of us go our separate ways. I mean every time we've come within ten feet of the other we do bodily damage, and frankly we're running out of body parts." Kendra exclaimed as she slowly limped away.

"Alright so we both seem to be having a bad day," Obi-Wan replied. "Face it what else could happen?" he laughed, and with those words, both Ho and General were about to find out.

While inside the lounge:

"Hey guys, maybe you'd better have a look at this." Judy groaned as she motioned for the others to join her at the window.

"Whoa, that's gotta hurt!" Robin winced.

"You're telling me, think she nailed him in the other eye." Lynne remarked as all eyes watched the scene before them.

"What do you think happened?" Ellie questioned as she sipped her drink.

"Well from the looks of that well tailored suit in the distance and that sexy dark haired man hiding amongst the shrubs just past that, I'd say they stumbled upon Darry and Xani getting it on in the bushes." Dorotea calmly remarked. "Wonder how Darry got out of that close call?" She wondered aloud.

Back Outside:

"Alright, I've had enough!" Kendra loudly exclaimed as the General went to help her to her feet and she hobbled backwards once more."Just back away and back away slowly..." she instructed as he gave her no protest.

"Obviously we need to keep as far away from one another as possible right now, or one of us will be dead, and believe me this is not how I envisioned going!"

"Just calm down..." he began to insist before she began muttering under her breath and leaving him standing there.

"Tell Darry how nice her suit is...mention her shoes...tell her how much weight she's lost..." Kendra could be heard mumbling under her breath as she limped towards the dorms. "I'm dead...Darry is going to kill me forsure..."