Title: Pink Banana
Author: Kendra
Rating: PG
Summary: Shopping for Emmy's birthday present leads to some interesting
finds in other areas.
Archive: Yes please
Disclaimer: I just do this for my own sick pleasure and amusement! And to torture others! Alright Robin, no more Titanic CD...Is this better??
Follows: Walking on a Wire

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The day had been a relatively long one, trying to study, getting a sneak peak at this new leather clad man who seemed to be security, and watching Emmy try to wrap Normal Al's accordion around his neck. All in all it was a normal day, and jumping at the chance to go into town with Jen Jen and Kymira was plausible, especially since Jen was trying her best to cheer Kymira up on the impending doom of her mother' s arrival at HSU any day now. Besides we had to find Emmy a birthday present, time was running short.

"Any ideas on what we should get Emmy for her birthday?" Kymira asked as the group walked through the shopping district downtown.

"I have no idea, everything I can think of she either already has or its illegal in all fifty states." Jen loudly sighed. "How about you guys?" she mused as she turned to Robin, Kendra and Ellie.

"Nope." "Nada." "Zilch" all three replied in unison, before the bright glow of pink neon captures everyone's attention down the side street.

"What's that?" Robin asked, as all five girls quickly headed in that direction, like a moth to the flame.

"Oh, it's just the Pink Banana." Kendra replied matter of factly. "Used to be Leather and Lace." She quickly added, as they now stood outside the doorway mouths ajar as all heads turned from the Adult toy store towards the new Ho.

"Or so I've been told..."Kendra tried to correct.

"Yeah, right!" Ellie snorted as Kendra gave her the look of death.

"What do you say guys?" Robin giggled, "let's go see what they have, we might be able to find Emmy's birthday present here."

"One she can share with the General." Kymira grinned before stepping inside the shop.

"Welcome ladies to the Pink Banana, I'm Tim, what can I do you for?" The salesman greeted upon walking in as he snorted in laughter at his little joke. "Oh I didn't see you there Kendra, sorry about that, you know the place show your friends around." He quickly added after noticing Kendra trying to hide behind the others, pretending to browse. "You want the use of the deluxe view room tonight, I think Bob's in between now and midnight."

All heads turned to look at the new Ho in amazement as she turned bright crimson. "So answer the man, do you want the deluxe view room or not?" Kymira teased with a wicked grin. "And who the hell is Bob?" she demanded.

"No thanks Tim, we're just looking for a birthday present." Kendra groaned. "And as for Bob, you've got to see it to believe it...I mean it's amazing..." she whispered to Kymira as her eyes glazed over at the thought of this well endowed man standing behind the private view room's glass divider fogged her brain.

Within seconds all five girls were giggling madly between oohs and awes of amazement once they began scouring the store. They were now possessed by the smell of body lotions, edible paints and plastic sex surrounding them.

"Ooh... I like these!" Kymira gleamed as she held up the fur lined handcuffs, watching them sparkle against the glow of pink neon before throwing them into her overflowing shopping basket. "Never can have too many," she sighed.

"Hey, what's this stuff?" Robin quizzed as she held a tube in her hand and studied it carefully before the others peered over her shoulder to see her new discovery. "Shrink lotion? Shrink what?"

"Why the hell would you want it to shrink!" Jen said indignantly, "I mean some men need all the help they can get!"

"That's not what it's for." Kendra interjected making them look at her standing behind Kymira. "It's for the woman, it makes her...you know...shrink...you know...making it more pleasurable for him..." she stammered.

"Oh, I see." Ellie mused as Robin placed the tube back on the shelf. "So where do you know this little secret from?" She questioned slyly as she turned to watch the other squirm.

"I just know... I've heard it works wonders...Oh damn...alright already, I've used it before, are you happy now?" Kendra huffed before reaching between the giggling girls and grabbing a tube to add to her basked and stomp away.

"Hey, hand me one" Kymira interjected, "never know when this might come in use." She smiled brightly as she grabbed two tubes before heading towards the other side of the store. "Anybody know where the edible underwear is at? She loudly asked as all heads turned towards Kendra.

"Back wall... bottom left shelf." Kendra replied in defeat as she hauled her toys to the check out.

Two hours later:

"So, I think we did rather well tonight!" Robin grinned as the girls headed out of the Pink Banana loaded down with bags and began window shopping once more. "I like that place!" she gleamed.

"Can't wait to try some of this stuff out on the General!" Jen squealed in delight. "Did anybody find anything for Emmy's birthday?" She suddenly asked as everyone stopped in their tracks.

"I take that as a No." Ellie groaned.

"Guess that just means we keep looking" Kendra replied. "Hey isn't that Dande in there?" She asked in surprise as they all turned to the tearoom across the street and spotted the velvet-clad wench sipping tea with a rather startled girl.

"Yeah that's Dande!" Jen agreed.

"She's out looking for a wenchiwan." Kymira added. "Hadn't you guys heard? I mean she's even placed an ad in the paper."

"Wow...that's.... Well...that's interesting." Robin stumbled as the group began to window shop once more.

"What's the General going to say about that? I mean she's a wench. That would make two..."Kendra wondered.

"No the question is, what's Emmy going to say about that!" Jen Jen smiled. "The wenchiwan doesn't stand a chance!" she laughed madly.

"Hey Kendra, about this Bob, guy... when can we...ah...when can we see him?" Kymira asked with a gleam in her eyes. "You do know his schedule right?"

"He works Monday, Wednesday and Friday." Kendra stated.

"Well ladies I think I know where I'm going next Friday!" Kymira giggled. "I want to see for myself if what Kendra says it true."

"Oh it's true, believe me you won't be disappointed!" Kendra hazily smiled.

"Alright then, next Friday we go back to the Pink Banana and check out this Bob and see for ourselves just how impressive his `package' really is." JenJen stated as everybody quickly agreed to the plan.