Ellie paced back and forth across the living area of her dorm room, worrying about her roommate's most current whereabouts. She'd seen her friend arrive on campus amidst a slew of big sweaty men that even Dande would not thud over. And even worse she's been wearing a plaid flannel shirt. Flannel and even plaid were okay as sleepwear where it was a personal and private thing. But no self-respecting Ho would wear a pleated, plaid shirt that belonged to a burly truck driver that went by Bubba.

Ellie took a break from her pacing and went into her room to lay on the bed. She heard a soft tapping on her closet door and sighed. Her poor hockey hunk. She'd been neglecting him ever since they had gotten back to campus. She just wasn't in the mood for some reason.

"Not now, Syd. I'm waiting for Kendra." She could almost see the look of disappointment on his face through the door. Not that she minded him pining for her; that was what he was supposed to do. She just regretted that she wasn't in the mood to take advantage of it.

'I'll just go find her,' the Ho decided. She made it to the door when it swung wide open and a disheveled Kendra stormed it. She had the look of death, as in to other people, and she glared at her roommate. Ellie shivered and considered her only available course of action. She'd push her aside, bolt through the door and high tail it to either the General's office or to the OG on the rugby field. She knew one the Generals would be able to protect her from Kendra's wrath.

A moment before she was to set her plan in action something unbelievable happened. Kendra smiled. Then she giggled then she belly laughed and then...she hugged her roommate.

"Wha..what are you doing?" Ellie said into Kendra's shoulder. She freed herself from her friend's grasp and stared at her in disbelief. "Are you high?"

"Yep, on the General. He just spent the last 5 hours making things up to me." Kendra glowed.

"Translation: he shagged you silly. Well, good, I'm glad that he could shag all those bad vibes out of you. Now if only he could shag me out of having to do community service. Do you know what Brenda assigned me? Kids! I have to play with kids." Ellie headed towards her room to get changed. "I'm going to go hang myself now. I'm pretty sure Darry has some rope I can borrow."

Kendra laughed at her friend and headed for a much needed nap. Her smile permanently glued to her face, she hummed the 'Boot Scootin' Boogie', and settled in to dream of sugar plum covered General.

*On the rugby field*

Jael, broadsword in hand, stood with three other Ho's and surveyed the scene before them. Max and his faithful Gladiators jabbed and thrusted before them. Some swooned, other just gawked and Jael took off to spar with one of them screaming for him to bow down before her.

JenJen leaned over to Robin and whispered, "Look at those muscles. Sweat glistening on their chests. Makes you want to lick it off doesn't? And the arms, nnnngghhh!"

"Careful now Jen, you're looking like you're gonna thud. Maybe you should take Diebin's place as wenchiwan, huh?" Robing laughed.

Jen gave her friend a knowing look and shook her head, 'no way.' "Besides...I'd never feed him grapes...I just wanna fuck him." Robin nodded in agreement and the Ho's continued watching their show.

*In the tower*

The wench and her Master lay on the couch while she fed him grapes. They were taking a break from their previous activities of...***edited for graphic content***...and they were contemplating joining in the fun again. The Master grinned and looked deep into Dande's eyes and leaned to kiss her sweet mouth and Dande promptly thudded.

*Later that day in the dorms*

Kendra lay on her bed and watched as the General began a striptease to the tune of Closer. He slowly unbuttoned his black shirt. Revealing bit by bit his broad golden brown chest. He moved his hips slowly to the beat, and she felt her whole body tingle with excitement. He licked his lips slowly and moved his hands down his now bare chest and across his growing erection that was obvious even through his leather pants. He slipped his fingers into his waistband and began to tug them down. Kendra marveled at the sight of her General in nothing but his skivvies, and at the foot of her bed no less. He gave her the Look, she swooned and he pulled out jar of Nutella. She moaned and...

Kendra sat straight up in bed and looked around for the General. She knew he had to be here somewhere. Then she kicked herself. She'd been dreaming.

Just as she had relaxed her speeding pulse rate the door to her bedroom flung open and there stood the General, breathing heavily, hunger in his eyes.

"Oh, my, I must have been projecting,' the girl realized. The General stalked over to the bed and pounced on his Ho. Then he proceeded to ravage her.

*An couple of hours later*

Ellie stumbled back into her dorm room and barely made it two steps when she collapsed on the floor. She tried to drag herself to her room to the comfort of her bed, but her effort was fruitless and she gave up. She heard murmurs and giggles faintly through Kendra's door but she didn't care. She banged her head into the hardwood floor a few times, mumbling incoherently about small frys and jungle gyms. She heard a door creak and a gasp.

"Ellie, what happened?" The General rushed to her side and Kendra helped him pull the girl to her feet. They looked at her tattered clothes and her curly locks sticking out every which way. She was covered from head to toe in crayon shavings and sand. She smelled of urine and when she walked, small pebbles rolled out the sides of her leather sandals.

"Children, horrible, throw up and nap time, and gotta go potty." She mumbled a few more phrases then let out a shrill laugh.

"Come on, let's get her into bed," the General said softly as they lead her to her room. They helped her out of her soiled clothes and into a nightshirt, modesty being too frivolous to necessity. Kendra patted her arm and left the General to calm her. Once alone the General stroked her hair and soothed her rambling. Then a small sound came from the closet.

"What was that?" The General turned as if to check and Ellie perked up for a moment.

"Oh, don't leave, please, it was so horrible." She raised her voice to a whine and the General sat back down. He waved a hand over her head relaxing her.

"Don't worry I'm here." He kissed her lightly on the lips and sent her into a deep sleep. "Sleep, now. You need to rest. I'll check on you in the morning." He kissed her again on the forehead and tiptoed out of the room.

He let himself out of the dorm room quietly and headed down the hallway to check and see if Emmy had gotten her hair color back to normal yet. Also, he had not seen his secretary for some time and was getting a little worried. How was he managing to lose all his girls? Things were still not back to normal at HSU and he was determined to get it that way. Even if he needed to hand out more appointments!