Title: Road Trip
Author: Kendra
Rating: TFH-trip from hell
Summary: The General comes up with a plan, bonding, Hos and road trip, A combination that can only mean trouble!
Archive: ok
Disclaimer: Just here to play and cause craziness, no money, and no mind.
Timeline: After Throw Mama from the Train I believe.
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Ok girls get your travel gear ready to hit the road! Think of the places you want to visit, the stupid stunts that can happen...who gets left at the redneck truck stops...run ins with the law (doesn't everyone get in trouble with the sheriff from small town USA when speeding by), lost luggage, bad food and too much togetherness...Get your ideas flowing cause the road trip to end all road trips is about to board the bus-customized that is! (Surely I can't be the only one who gets into trouble during trips...did I mention going by the Washington Monument ten time this past weekend while being lost in DC) So bring your snacks, your favorite things and let the mayhem begin...Feel free to guide the road trip to your neck of the woods and get your two cents in!
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"Who in their right mind would be making so much noise at this time of the morning!" Emmy groaned as she stumbled out of bed, tripping over the empty nutella jars from last night's events with Kenobi, as she made her way to the window. "What the...what is that monstrosity?" she loudly exclaimed after noticing the large bus which was pulling into the parking lot. "Somebody has got some explaining to do...and it had better be good!" she mumbled while hastily getting dressed and checking the tiara once more to make sure it wasn't at that jaunty angle which looked ridiculous for so early in the morning, night maybe, but not mornings.
"Alright, somebody please explain why this...this thing is here and at this time of the morning!" Emmy demanded as she joined the small group of early morning Ho's standing about watching the bus park.
"Don't know, it just pulled up." Robin replied as they walked closer to the bus. "You don't think there's anyone famous on board do you? I mean it is one of those customized buses."
"Get real, someone famous here!" Lynne groaned. "Ooohh, but it is nice, look at how the sunrise catches the colors of the bus...kinda looks like our school colors."
"Now that you mention it..." Emmy agreed. "But what's it doing here?"
"I ordered it!" The General stated as he and Dorotea finished their early morning jog as they approached the onlookers. "And don't give me that look either!" He quickly remarked as Emmy gave him the 'are you out of your mind' eye roll. "And no I'm not out of my mind...atleast not yet" he replied with a cocky grin.
"Ah...yeah, right?!" Emmy snorted as the General continued.
"After everything that we've been through these past few months and all the new girls coming in I thought this would be a good chance to get away from school and for all of us to bond." He gleamed as he stood with his arms folded across his chest, surveying his prized idea of shining metal before him.
"Getting away...bonding?"Dorotea squeaked uncharacteristically as the sudden realization of his words sunk in.
"Please tell me you don't have what I think you have planned" Emmy requested as her tiara slid askew to match the impending doom she felt in the pit of her stomach.
"Road trip" the General said with awe. "We need some time together and some place to go" he said contently as he headed towards the now open bus door.
"But how are we going to get everybody on campus in there?" Doretea questioned, realizing early on that there was no denying the General once he put his plan into action so she might as well gather as much info as possible.
"Well the entire staff is going of course" he smiled as he stood on the bottom step. "Then I figured some type of lottery for the others, give them a fair shot at this adventure" he explained as Robin and Lynne giggled with delight before Emmy gave them a look of death yet they were too caught up in frosh giddiness to notice.
"We have got to tell the others!" Robin loudly exclaimed as she and Lynne went racing to the dorms to give everyone the good news.
"Where exactly are we going?" Dorotea asked as Emmy just shook her head in disbelief.
"Don't know, thought we'd play it by ear...hit the open road and just see where it takes us" the General longingly sighed as he looked towards the entrance of HSU.
"Oh brother, they've been letting him watch bad biker movies again...." Emmy groaned as Dorotea gave her a knowing look. "So when do we leave? And do we all have to go in that..that thing?"
"We leave just as soon as possible, and yes everybody has to go on the bus, but I guess first things first, we choose which girls will be going and of course make sure that those left here are well provided for...then its off on Road Trip 2000." The General smiled with a glint in his eye at what he perceived to be the best get to know each other and bond idea he'd had in ages.
"Oh my gawd...he's done named this adventure from hell." Emmy remarked as she turned and headed back to her room hoping the last ten minutes had been a nightmare. It wasn't until she opened her bedroom door and heard the bus start up once more that she lost it...a primal scream could be heard across campus, waking those who still slept blissfully ignorant of the events to come.
The adventure begins