"Wow," Robin muttered through the straw in her mouth.

"Yeah, wow." Ellie said with dazed eyes. "I can't believe what Kendra did. I mean, I knew she was in trouble but I thought Mo had gotten her past that."

Robin and Ellie were on their third mega ritas already after what they'd heard in the boiler room. The Padawannabe had gotten some from a Ho. What had this campus come to?

*****
"Commo, dear, could you hand me the bowl of strawberries?" Shana purred as she reclined on the flea free couch.

"Yes, my love," the crazed Emperor replied as he swaggered over. "Are you my sister?"

"Laure, could you explain that to him again, I'm busy." Shana said then pulled the RB to her, biting a strawberry from his fingertips.

****
"No, that's special effects," Dorotea tried to explain to her Lord as they watched the Matrix. "No, I don't think you could really bend that way. Hmm, well, I'm open to try." She giggled and headed over to the coffin.

"Hey, do I get to try, too?" Xani objected. Dorotea turned and gave him a sly grin and he jumped up and piled into the coffin with D and LP.

****
The General walked, well, slipped his way down the hall. He'd emerged from Emmy's again, on the prowl for his Ho's. Seemed he still didn't have any appointments scheduled. Why were his Ho's being so elusive? And who were these men on campus? They must be hired help; his Ho's would never stray.

****
Ellie arrived at the General's office and found the outer door closed. She was sure she had an appointment today. She started to turn the knob, then stopped as she heard voices.

"No, not like that!" Kendra's voice bellowed.

What was Kendra doing in the General's office? Had she confused their appointment times?

"I thought you liked that." Cal murmured, confused.

Cal? What was she doing in there with Cal? Where was Deblei, or Diebin?

"Does that look right to you? Give it to me, I'll put it in."

"There's only one ball!"

"That's fine, you only need one."

Ellie turned away before she got sick. She walked off, turning white as a sheet. She never heard the sounds of the keyboard and mouse, and the creepy little giggling of Elf Bowling coming from the speakers.

She rounded the corner with speed and ran right into a marauding General. He saw the look of concern awash the poor Ho and quickly became Comforting!Obi.

"What is wrong, love? You look as if you've seen a ghost." He questions with intense sea blue eyes.

"Uh, Ke...uh, Ca...oh never mind." Ellie quickly stops herself before she gets her roomie in any trouble. Besides she wouldn't want to upset the General with the sight of Kendra and Cal together in his office.

"Come with me to my office, we'll talk about it." He starts to take the Ho's arm till she yanks it away, eyes ablaze.

"No, we can't. Um..." She racks her brain for a solution, then it hits her and her mouth curves up into a sly grin. "Oh, come now, I can think of a better place. Somewhere quiet, alone. I happen to know the maze is completely empty..."

"Well, I saw Laure there not that long ago. She said she meditated out there, and she bangs a gong or some such nonsense."

"No, I saw Laure headed back to her office with Shana, seems she had some mediating to do." The General caught the grrls sly grin and winked. He gave her the Look, she swooned, then he scooped her up into a kiss and led her outside.

****
"You look like you just got some," Kendra remarked as Ellie floated into their dorm room.

"That's cause I did." She said and grinned wide.

"I got some earlier, too."

"Yes, I know. I need to talk to you about that. I mean what the hell were you thinking? Do you have mad cow's disease? Did you drink too many mega ritas, eat too many spiked fish? Please tell me it wasn't voluntary!" The Ho rampaged.

"What do you mean?" Kendra eyed Ellie, confused.

"You and Cal! Robin and I heard you! Once in the boiler room, then I heard you earlier in the General's office. Don't deny it."

"You're the one who's high. I boinked the General by the incinerator, after helping Cal fix his wagon. And earlier I went by to see Deblei and found Cal playing Elf Bowling on the computer, and well, you know I used to have that little addiction problem to that game, so I played. He was doing a horrible job of it anyway."

Ellie eyed her friend, not completely convinced of her innocence.

"Well, then, where's your EA form?"

Kendra sat dumbfounded. "Oh, my, I forgot about it. The General made me swoon and I just lost it. It must have burned up. Oh, my! Mo! I forgot about him, he must be so hungry! He's been in my closet all day!" The Ho jumped up and ran into her room followed closely by her roomie. She threw open the closet door and found the cute hunk of a hockey player lounging on a pile of clothes, watching her little portable TV, and scooping Nutella out of a jar with his fingers.

"I hope you don't mind. I got hungry and found this jar of yummy stuff. And I brought your TV in here to keep me occupied till you returned. I'm glad you're back." The big stud smiled and scooped some more chocolatey goo onto his fingers and offered it to Kendra. She pulled the door closed and began licking it off his fingers bit by bit.

Ellie laughed and snuck out of the room, leaving the Ho to enjoy some hockey lovin'.

She went into her room and pulled out her very secret, very stylish, brown leather Coach briefcase. She rifled through the papers till she found the one she was looking for. It was good to be the Nurse's Padawan, she thought to herself as she slipped through the living room to Kendra's closed door.

She leaned down and quietly slipped one blank EA form under the door.