Title: HSU - The Pre-Screening
Author: Emmy
Rating: S for Silly
Archive: sure
Note: No particular chronological order. Just archive wherever

::PR video tape playing in VCR...opens with sweeping views of campus:: "Here at Ho State University, we pride ourselves on providing a complete education like no other in the galaxy. At HSU you willlearn how to cultivate your inborn Ho tendencies. After careful and scrutinizing screening tests, your Ho quotient will be evaluated by our staff of professional Ho educators. From the moment you enter our freshman class until your proud - and perhaps reluctant - graduation, you will learn how to use your Ho abilities. You will learn the tenants of the Ho Code, such as 'Hair is for stroking, braids are for pulling' and intense field training in 'Not a Little One.' ::Cut to scene of Ho's in training huffing and flipping their hair as they dis boys in the Hooters parking lot:: Through actual hand's on ::flash of the General in The Stance:: experience, you will study the most important element of your Ho persona ::cut to General swaggering down a hallway::, how to be a General's Ho. Part of your freshman orientation will involve a private, personal meeting with the General himself ::cut to the General in his office, arms folded, leaning against the desk, giving the camera The Look:: in order to--"

"Turn it off," Emmy sighed, rubbing her temples.

Brenda grabbed the remote and hit the stop button, turning around to survey the roomful of women slumped over in their chairs. "Look, there's one," Brenda said, pointing to a young woman three rows back still sitting upright, just beginning to list slightly, her eyes glazed over and mouth hanging open.

Emmy looked back as the woman leaned farther to the right. "Ok, get her name. We'll bring her in for testing. Give her the lab form so she can get her blood work results before registering for the entrance exam."

"Okay," Brenda said filling out the form, checking the Ho-ichlorian and Wench-ichlorian boxes.

"No sense having her take the test if her Ho count is low. We need girls who are going to give the General a good run for his money," Emmy said.

"Yep, gotta keep him guessing," Brenda said as she began to pack up the exhibit board. "Rile him up a bit so he prowls up out of nowhere and pins us to the wall."

Emmy smiled proudly. "Brenda, you are an excellent apprentice."

"Well, I learned from the best," Brenda said.

"True," Emmy said, flipping her hair.

"That Darry is the epitome of Ho-ness," Brenda said innocently.

Emmy huffed and put her hands on her hips. Then she caught Brenda's quick glance and smiled. "Brenda, you are such a Ho."

Brenda grinned and nodded.

"Now," Emmy said, picking up her Chanel briefcase. "Let's eat."

"Right behind you," Brenda said.