Title: Dizzy Up the Girl
Author: Kendra
Rating: Silliness
Summary: Musical disagreements, Diebin intimidation and freshmen.
Archive: please
Disclaimer: Don't own the Goo's but would like to atleast visit, don't own anything really unless you count my cats...Thanks Robin and Ellie for being good sports...Also thanks to Robin who told me about this wonderful apartment in Glasgow that's available! Dorotea you want to be co-owner for a slightly used flat...dead body is buried in a Shallow Grave elsewhere??!! I had the day off and couldn't help myself, besides I did mow the yard, doesn't that count for something?
This should come after- The Case of the General's Wench-(give or take)

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"I can't take it anymore!" Ellie exclaimed as she thumped her head on the table before her while being watched by her fellow freshmen. "If that man plays one more song on the accordion I'm going to scream." She threatened as you could hear Another One Bites the dust blaring from the speakers in the student lounge.

"Hey, I happened to like his rendition of Slide by the GooGoo Dolls!" Kendra defended.

"Imagine that" Robin snorted, "the whole dorm has heard nothing but the GooGoo Dolls since the day you arrived, every night, every day, over and over again...and so help me if I hear that CD of yours.... What ever it's called...."

"Dizzy up the girl" Ellie quickly interjected as she gleamed in delight at the other freshmen's annoyance of Kendra's constant choice of music.

"Thank you...Dizzy up the Girl...I'll give you something to dizzy up the girl!" Robin threatened as Kendra looked on in shock.

"Excuse me! Don't you ever, I repeat ever insult the Goo's..." Kendra stammered as if she'd been slapped. "You guys just have not taste in music, that's all, for all I know you have the Titanic soundtrack hidden in your room somewhere."

"How dare you..." Ellie gasped.

"Yes how dare you."Robin calmly agreed making the other two freshmen look at her in confusion.

"You do own it, don't you?" Kendra realized as her eyes narrowed.

"Alright already...yes, yes I did own it but I must have lost it when I was moving into the dorm." Robin confessed shakily. "Hey, this isn't about me remember!"

"Yeah, that's right it's about accordion boy!" Ellie groaned as Roxanne by the Police now blared across campus with an accordion twist.

"Damn, I used to like this song too." Robin sighed as a vision of burning her cherished Police CDs consumed her thoughts. "I say we go talk to someone about this!"

"Yeah, I agree, I've heard rumors that some of the staff complained to Diebin about this earlier." Kendra whispered as if afraid to be heard. "I say we go talk to her also."

"Are you crazy!" Ellie and Robin loudly objected in unison. "I've heard rumors that those boots she wears aren't just a fashion statement." Ellie added.

"They're registered with the FBI or something because they're deadly weapons." Robin said in awe. "You can go, but I'm staying right here."

"What's wrong, you guys afraid or something?" Kendra giggled.

"Damn straight!" Ellie confessed with enthusiasm. "I happen to know when to lay low."

"Well you two stay here and moan and groan about that accordion music and how it's driving you insane. I'm going to go talk to Diebin." Kendra stated with determination as she stood up and gave the other two freshmen one last look before sweeping the hair from her eyes in one swift move and leaving.

"Oh well, it's your loss...I hear the General might be in his office." Kendra loudly sighed while walking out the door. "Haven't seen him in leather yet, what do you think the chances are he's in it today." She giggled while picking up her pace.

"Hey that's not fair!" Ellie yelled as she and Robin quickly stood up.

"Aaaahhh...who said life was fair..." Kendra longingly sighed as visions of catching a glimpse of the General in black leather raced through her head.

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Kendra