Last updated: 3/10/09

Name: Emmy
Title: University Dean
Alias: Diva
Current Residence: Parisienne-chic flat connected to her office so she doesn't have to walk past her PA very often.
Office: Inner office (for The Dean), featuring Galactic Domination Chair (GDC) and Galactic Domination Desk (courtesy of Senator Palpatine), along with large, comfortable sofa. Outer reception office (for the Dean's Personal Assistant) featuring large UPS delivery counter and desk made of plywood & wire baskets.
Height: 5'4"
Hair: Just past shoulder-length, dark brown and wavy (thanks to curl control products provided by the Wench)
Eyes: Dark brown
Favorite Food: Mexican. Chocolate cupcakes. Lentil soup
Favorite Drink: Tea. Cappuccinos. Judy's margaritas.
First Love: The General
Second Love: Shoes, handbags, and chai tea
Mommy to: Lasher, black Lab and Xani repellent
Best friend: Diamonds
Graduated from: Ho State University, M.A. General Studies
Employer: A who?
Boss of: Lucius Malfoy, disgruntled Personal Assistant
Daughter of: Miranda Priestly, Editor-in-Chief of Runway Magazine
Nemesis: Princesses the world over. Also, several inanimate objects.
Roommates: None (unless you count Lasher). Colonel William Tavington lives in Officers Quarters in Jael's Fort. Sirius Black lives in the replica Shrieking Shack/Gryffindor Tower.
Source of income: Campus diamond mine. Uncle Alphard's fortune (If the Marauder isn't going to get a job, then what's his is mine). Designer sample gifts from Mother.
Investments: Harrah's Entertainment, Inc., Target Corporation, Nanjing Elegant Neutraceuticals (manufacturer of fine horse tranquilizers), Anheuser-Busch InBev
Casual Style: Shorts or fat pants of varying lengths. Layered camis or self-expressive graphic T's. Boyfriend cardigans or hoodies.
To-kill style: Dior, Marchesa, Versace, etc.
Work style: Creative mixing of day dresses with, when necessary, 3/4-sleeved jackets or cardi's, and always fully accessorized. Shoes have heels of ridiculous height in order to compensate for lack of physical height, although heels are shrinking here and there due to a growing propensity for tripping when arguing with the Marauder or Looshus.
Typical workday: Lounging on office sofa to catch up on important reading (Elle, Vogue) while Tav commandeers the GDC and computer for Ebay or World of Warcraft adventures (once Emmy has verified that he received his "vitamin" shots). Once Tav departs for his shift at the Vet Clinic, Emmy moves to her GDC to write important memos and pay HSU bills (unless she forgets). Her afternoons are usually fully booked by various rounds of bantering/posturing between herself, her PA, and/or the Marauder. Then she has her General appointment, followed by watching Jeopardy in his living room while eating junk food.
Last seen: Trying to find her iPhone in the shrubbery after throwing it at the Marauder.
EA Standards: Strong sense of self; strong code by which he lives; (very, extremely) unique sense of style; skilled in the art of banter; passionate about something other than me (well, about me when I want him to be). Oh, and boots are nice, but not a requirement.