Delphi

Title: The IT Girl
Aliases: Delphi, WorfWoman
Height: 5'2"
Hair: Subject to change without notice
Eyes: Blue, a lovely shimmery gray-blue, a truly stunningly beautiful shade, really quite entrancing
Favorite Foods: Sushi, Godiva belgian dark chocolate ice cream, and chex party mix
Favorite Drink: Single malts (Lagavulin, Glenlivet) or Johnny Jump Ups
Car: 66 mustang convertible, nobody better TOUCH that puppy or HEADS will ROLL...
Graduated summa cum laude from Tick Tock Tech with a BS in BS and a minor in responsibility evasion. Received her Master's in Da Mastah from (of course) Da Mastah, with whipped cream and a cherry on top due to her heavy involvement in extra-curricular activities.
Employed by HSU after blackmailing the nurse to get her in Job: IT/computer network support
Last Seen: swinging a bat-leth at Lucius Malfoy

Delphi and her Main Squeeze, Commander Worf,(formerly of the USS Enterprise), live in a small room off the main computer center tastefully decorated in a combination of Early Medieval Earth and Late 24th c. Klingon (and yes, it's more tasteful than one would think). The extra springs installed in the mattress are sufficing thus far. Worf assists with network issues but spends much of his time with Da Boys, sharing his vast knowledge of security and close-in hand-to-hand combat with Aragorn and company. Their fame has spread far and wide, so that orcs and their ilk now show up on a regular basis to challenge them.

Delphi's other contribution to the HSU gene pool (relax, Kendra, not THAT pool) is Lucius Malfoy. He can generally be found lurking with Xani, Pelham and the other Bad Boys fighting over whose turn it is to play Grand Theft Auto XXIII. If not there, he's likely in his secret lair practicing leg-locker curses. Delphi regular whacks him upside the head and shoves him in the trunk of her 'stang just to keep him in line.

Delphi can usually be found drinking Lagavulin in the bar, eating Chex Mix and mocking people who can't pronounce "nuclear" correctly.

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