Dande is a devoted Mastah chick who came to HSU seeking asylum and protection from Darth Ginsu, the red sith who was chasing her down. When not a vague romance novel heroine, Girlfriend is Wonder Wench, tag-team sith-fighting partner of Emmy, the Super Diva!

Like any romance novel heroine worth her salt, Dandie's saga at HSU has taken many twists and turns. Originally, she lived in the tower room, languishing away missing her Mastah. One momentary bright spot for Dande was bringing a moosely gladiator named Haken on campus to be her External Flirtation. True to her Mastah, she only ogled the beefalo, and pined away for Qui-Gon in a truly wenchy fashion.

Then, wonder of wonders! Da Mastah returned (From the dead even!) for His Wench!

Dandie and Da Mastah went back to Coruscant for a while. Qui-Gon tried to go back to work at the temple while Dandie kept up the HSU hair hotline and primped the BSB for Palpy. Something was missing in their lives on Coruscant...and it was the Ho's!! So, the duo have returned to HSU permanently. Dandie and Qui-Gon have taken up residence in an English cottage deep in the HSU gardens.

Dandie has gone very modern for a wench, and has a part time psychiatric practice on campus.

Haken has become the campus pet and resident heavy lifter with Ellie in charge of his care and feeding. He also seems to have quite the soft spot for Judy the bartender, and can often be found lugging kegs for her.

Over the years, Dande's assortment of EF's has grown. Current eye candy for the wench includes Imhotep, a bald baddie from ancient egypt, the King of Siam decked out in all his red silk pajama splendor, and an old, outdated model of 007 and Dr. Jack who's kinda...Well, LOST.

None of these men get more than tea and witty repartee with The Wench, as she remains true to her Mastah. HER LOVE WILL GO ON!

As a public service, Dande keeps a stable of Barbarians for the Hos' everyday use. Listing them here would be endless and redundant. Let's put it this way, if he's beefy, in a loin cloth, armor or other period fighting gear, he's likely here. Call ahead to reserve yours today. When you reach the campus switchboard, dial 1-900-MOOO for the beefalos.

Note: Dande's choice pics may be considered offesive to Hos with a weaker constitution. Nurse Darry advises retreat, but for those determinded to be self destructive, click here.

Stay tuned for more drama and adventures as our story continues.