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[12/9/06]

 So, here it is X-mas of 2006 up here in these hills. Yet another year about to kick the bucket. I wish I could update this site more (see you fuckers more) but b/w work and the fact that patrick has my camera in boone I can't rly do to much. I'll come up with a witty update as soon as I have a little more time to fuck around on this thing. So ummmm If you need to get in touch with me hit me up on miranda's phone (mine cut off on me for the last time a week ago now it's laying in 5 pieces in the jeep) [828 699 2556]. Or just post on The Board I still check it randomely even though no one posts.
 Fuck it, I need a parliament and some food I'm out this bitch.

On a side note.

R.I.P

Kunobi
1999-2006

'You were just a castaway aboard my ship at sea, you were my first mate but no longer are you lost at sea. .....You will always be missed, but, by no one more than me I love you. You will always be my dude and my navigator and I will see you again someday, until, brother keep on keepin on , One Love!'

hootpad@yahoo.com | Msg Board [my friends dont know how to use it]



I N D E X #12
[05/15/06 6:03pm]

WTF is with the Chinese/Japanese people nowadays? I mean first the shit eating, pissing, blurred gentalia bla bla bla. Then we get the animal crushing....Now this? Are you kidding me? Give me my bucket of KFC and lets call it a day. God Bless America.

Oh yea and....umm, Go Broncos.

Yea, Go Broncos.




I N D E X #11
[04/28/06 11:22am]

  In Honor of our first poster, none other than Mr. Matthew S. Skinner I'm gonna take some time (out of my busy Unemployment schedule) and update this page.

I wish I had more (and better) pictures to post but I don't. Heres some of the most recent ones and there rly is no telling who had my camera at the moment some of them were taken.

:. Weed ninja spotting! Reports say he can now be found building cellphone towers?
:. Dowwa Dowwa Billl Yall!
:. Me, Jerry, Miranda, and Michelle had a fun night at the crib.
:. Miranda's dog "lilShit" aka. Pinky aka. Phillipe Turbo aka. The Phillipine Turbine aka. Shithead aka. Jorge
:. Top half of miranda's head? ok.
:. Mr. Lindsay

:. Hailee kickin it live in the kdizzle

:. Don't ask.
:. Yea Yo grill, Yea yea yo grilL!

Odds & Ends:
I know you guys get bored of looking at collegehumor so heres a few good links: :.Steak&Cheese.com
:.BangedUp.com
:.Meta-Cafe.com
:.The Smoking Gun
:.Too Curious
:.File Cabi
:.Your Daily Media
:.The feeding tube



I N D E X #10
[03/20/06 12:34pm]

  The Kid got married this weekend. Congrats Jerry & Michelle. Heres a few pictures from after the weeding.

:. jw1.JPG
:. jw2.JPG
:. jw3.JPG
:. jw4.JPG
:. jw5.JPG



I N D E X #9
[03/09/06 1:08pm]


I know UO is lame. But game on anyways



I N D E X #8
[02/09/06 1:22pm]


Fuckin' Japans.


I N D E X #7
[11/7/05 10:01pm]

  Davids Olympic tryouts:

:. hb.MOV



I N D E X #6
[10/24/05 4:29pm]

  Havn't updated in awhile, but heres alot of pics from my place in Asheville and the new apt. in High Point.

:. David spitting fire
:. View of the Mts. near Old #9
:. Turkey on my front porch
:. Me tearing my jeep up, I know better than that now
:. Me and Gabby tying one on after work
:. Backside of the house in Asheville
:. Updated pic of Shyne @ 6 mos.
:. Kara & Miranda
:. Bustass falls near Marshall/Hot Springs
:. Kara managing a sack of the good stuff across turtleback
:. Buster reminising the good 'ol days
:. Buster & Kara's dog ginger
:. Lewis breakin' in the new apt.
:. Skinner & Sara
:. Food's for the birds.
:. wtf
:. wtf2
:. Sp8 home from Boone
:. Matt about to poke kenobis eye out with a cigg
:. David, Lydia & Lewis


I N D E X #5
[2/9/05 :31pm]

  Just some random pics I took over a 2 week period. Mostly just posting these so craig can get that one of him drunk.

:. Craig 'killin' it'
:. Brandy really looks like this all the time
:. Focus Jorden, Focus
:. G-Code Whoadi
:. Does this make my site a porn site?
:. Samantha smokes dope
:. Yea, she knows it
:. Steph
:. Steph again


I N D E X #4
[1/15/05 3:22pm]

  Most of these are from a few weekends @ Duke.

:. My new Razor's Edge bloodline pit (@ 10 weeks). Don't ask how much it cost.
:. Same dog, diff pic
:. Christina
:. Craig
:. You don't beat Mitch at beer pong
:. Matt's timeline: matt1
:. matt2
:. matt3
:. matt4
:. LOL?
:. Cool picture looking through a mirror
:. Me & Matt
:. Me, Mitchell & Christina
:. Michelle's Pit (Maverick bloodline 5 weeks old)
:. Mike
:. stupid picture of me spitting
:. Theres a story behind this but telling it would contradict the story
:. The Big Cheese



  And what would another post be without another movie. Here's Michelle's dog @ 5 weeks. No thats not a weedeater, it's actually the dog.
:. michelles.MOV


I N D E X #3
[12/21/04 12:57pm]

  These pics are from a night that I basically did absolutly nothing with Brock & Jerry but get drunk. I'd like to call it "Happy Birthday Devon". I did however, end up having a blast. There were a few videos of Jerry completely embarrasing himself but they were to big for this shitty geocities hosting (something like 70 megs a piece).

:. Jerry leaving the ABC store with 2 pints of vodka, a 1/5 of sailor Jerry's and a 1/5 of Jack Daniels
:. My first shot of Jack
:. Brock Arrives
:. Liberty's
:. "Pimpjuice"
:. Kodak Moment
:. Theres starving kids in west virginia, but I figured it would go bad by the time it got to 'em
:. Jerry's Breakout
:. This shot leads up to the next one
:. Contrary to popular belief the sailor is 92 proof
:. Like a champ



  He insisted on it, but what you see is a short video of Jerry on top of my jeep with a 1/5 of whiskey b/w his legs going about 45. You need quicktime (wtf were we thinking, this kid is not to be denied)
:. jeep.MOV


I N D E X #2
[11/15/04 10:54pm]

  A few new pics starring: Me (Chicago), Matt (Jesus), Reid and my dog.

:. Jesus rolls a joint
:. Matt & my dog
:. Me
:. Reid
:. Me again
:. Listen, mother fucker. That's enough.
:. Me, Matt, Reid
:. I don't know if you know this Joe Rogan, I smoke rock.


I N D E X #1

Conversation # : 1
You might be askin yourself what exactly this conversation is, anyways it was a conversation I had with one of my more eccentric friends on Feb 20, 2001 4:53 EST over AOL. We're gonna call him fred for obvious reasons. I'm indexing this one for my amusement only. I guess you just have to know the guy.

</b> jecnnc17: WAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUPPP.....
Jorden007x: nothin
jecnnc17: (sad attempt the bud comercial)......thats about it
Jorden007x: what?
jecnnc17: (the budweiser comercial) ...Nevermind
Jorden007x: ok, so whats up?
jecnnc17: Bored as fuck...hey you remember that old ass bronco that sat up at the store for sale forever...
jecnnc17: I got bored and stole that bitch last night
jecnnc17: I Immediately took it up to westover.....and got it stuck
Jorden007x: your fucking kidding me?
jecnnc17: Hell nah..that shit was fun as hell
Jorden007x: damn
jecnnc17: I was having fun too ....Until I stopped and tried to put it in 4wdL and the bitch would go in 4wd at all........so I burried it
jecnnc17: I stiil got the keys and know that fucker is still there
jecnnc17: Im going to wait a couple of days before I go back to check it out though
jecnnc17: It was pretty far back in the woods .....but it could still be found...you know what Im sayin......I aint about to get caught for that shit
Jorden007x: that was insane
jecnnc17: I felt guilty as shit afterwards man......Im going to wait a little while like I said.....and clean it up and park it somewhere where theyll find it......If I can get it in 4wd and get that bitch out
jecnnc17: maybe after a little more 4 wheelig in it
jecnnc17: Whelling*
Jorden007x: damn thats crazy man
jecnnc17: hey give me you r number again man.....the stories alot better but I just dont feel like typing it
Jorden007x: im on the computer
jecnnc17: Well.........nevermind.....(liten dont talk about that shit......I dont want anybody to know about it.......seriously
Jorden007x: its cool
jecnnc17: Not patrick...not reid not anybody.......(Im not trying to be a bitch..........Im just really parpanoid about that shit.....the last thing I need right now is a grand theft auto charge.........especially when Im planning to return it
Jorden007x: true




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