Your next, next vacation spot is Southhampton (Norman)
Whenever you steam up your bathroom mirror, you press you hand up against it and let it streak down (Norman)
You're half-entertaining the thought of organizing a "Titanic Coffee Klatch" (Norman)
You downloaded the movie trailer from www.titanicmovie.com, copied it onto floppies, and gave them out as stocking stuffers last Christmas (Norman)
You have a background check run on your spouse just to make sure there isn't something he/she hasn't told you about their past (Norman)
No matter how awkward, you try to find creative ways to include the word "steerage" in your everyday conversation (Norman)
You have just redecorated your house with Picassos everywhere (Norman)
Every time something comes on the radio or T.V. concerning "titanic"
and/or one of it's actors,you scream your head off making everyone in the
house think you're getting murdered!!!! (DAN31562)
You go to a Titanic Cemetery in Halifax,NS,Canada to place movie
ticket stubs of titanic and roses to the grave to J.Dawson.(even though you
know that Jack is a fictional character and the J really means James) (Amy M)
Your 9, 6, and 3 year olds know all the words to "My Heart Will Go On" and sing along with the c. d. (Emop924)
You start building the Titanic out of Jenga blocks or building blocks (Kiyone01)
Whenever you get out an ice cube, you can't resist but to go take
one of your siblings toy boats and crash it into the icecube and yell "Iceberg
right ahead!" (Kiyone01)
Whenever someone has a Titanic picture on a notebook or locker, you
somehow try to steal it & claim it yours. (Christy)
Your fiance suddenly has the desire to become an artist - but only
if you model for him "like the French girls do". (Kathy)
You sit at your computer, soundtrack playing in the background as
your screensaver runs, while reading "James Cameron's Titanic" - just
to get the full Titanic experience. (Kathy)
You call up the radio station demanding they play MHWGO just because
you turned the radio on right when it ended & you wanted to record it. (Christy)
Instead of naming fish Jack & Rose, buy Sea-Monkeys & name them after
the charecters after they keep re-producing! (Christy)
you've seen the movie more than once in one day
Every scene you do in drama class is based on titanic (Kristen and Allison)
You write notes to yourself from leo, and tell your friends he gave
them to you (Kristen and Allison)
Even though you really don't like puzzles, you buy both the Puzz 3-D
version of the Titanic and the mystery jigsaw puzzle--put it together
and solve a mystery on the Titanic. (Rina)
You beg your father to buy you the interactive Titanic game--"You can
change history and save everyone!" (Please live, Jack! I'll do my best!) (Rina)
At your boss' farewell party, you amaze everyone with your knowledge
of Titanic. Your co-workers refer to the party as Titanic 101, and call
you with all their questions. And you can answer them all.
You plan to name your first born son Dawson Wilhelm (Jack's last
name and Leo's middle name.) (Rina)
You convinced your friend to name her daughter Cora Lorraine. Cora
for the little girl who danced with Jack, and Lorraine for the only child in
1st class to die. (Rina)
You bought the Titanic poster and put it over your bed so you can
stare Leo all night long. You don't even get annoyed when the tape falls off and
it comes crashing down on you. All you can think is, "Don't ever let go,
Jack." (Rina)
You analyze Leo/Jack's handwriting from the note that he gave Rose. (Rina)
You burst into tears of joy when your mother tells you that Titanic
will be re-released in the fall with 20 extra minutes of footage. (Rina)
You feel a bond with Kate Winslet when you read that to get her
hair color from the movie, use Natural Instincts' Cinnaberry or Terracotta, and
realize that you've used those colors in the past, and vow to go back to
Terracotta (from Desert Sunrise). (Rina)
You petition Sony to put out a new CD, with every single version of
"My Heart Will Go On" there is. (Rina)
You're going to France this summer and the first thing you want to do
when you get there is to see Titanic with french subtitles. (Francais17)
You've spent so much money on movie tickets to Titanic you could have
paid for the extra life boats for all the guests aboard. (Francais17)
You started crying when you saw the movie clips of Titanic during the
Oscars. (erica)
Your friends have told you to get a life since you talk about TITANIC
24 hours a day, 7 days a week (Cookies337)
While taking a test during school you write your name as Rose Dawson (Cookies337)
You've seen the movie more than three times in one day. (Alle)
You rent the 1930s version of "The Invisible Man" to see a young
Gloria Stuart and marvel at how much she's changed. (Kathryn)
Your little sister is now badly bruised for commenting that "Kate
looked fat" at the Oscars. (Kathryn)
You're deeply hurt that Titanic only received 11 Oscars. (Kathryn)
You recently rented "Critters 3" and enjoyed it merely because Leo
was in it. -same goes for Kate with "A Kid in King Arthur's Court". (Kathryn)
On your birthday you wish on your candles that you could go back in
time to see the Titanic. (Casey)
On April 14 you invite all your Titanic buddies and watch every little
thing that has to do with Titanic.(Casey)
On your college applications you put titanic under hobbies/interests (Titanic935)
You've spent your entire college fund on titanic merchandise (Titanic935)
You've changed your goal in life from being a proffesional pianist to
being a historian so you can research titanic (Titanic935)
You are no longer allowed on your uncle's sailboat because your family
got mad when everytime you were there you reenacted the entire movie and
almost fell over the front while saying "Im the king of the world!"(Titanic935)
You've bought all new notebooks for school just so you can draw more
titanic images (Titanic935)
You count down the days until your prom because it is on the Queen
Mary and you can reenact the entire movie even though you hate dances (Titanic935)
You've threatened to kill yourself when you notice that your titanic
soundtrack has a scratch on it (Titanic935)
You were sooooo excited this past week-end because a whole bunch of
new friends thought you looked like Kate Winslet, and they kept calling
you Kate all night! (Jillian)
The first words out of your mouth every Monday morning are "Is Titanic
still number one?" (Sweetheart)
You've cried more than 10 times about stuff related to Titanic. (Sweetheart)
When your mom is flipping through channels and she hears the words
Titanic, Kate, or Leo, she automatically stops in fear of being yelled
at (Sweetheart)
You cut class to go and see Titanic just to look at Leo's baby blue
eyes. (Nathalie)
You beg your mother to start playing poker in hopes to win a ticket on
board a ship. (Nathalie)
Someone offered you money never to see Titanic again, but you still
would. (Nathalie)
You make your friends read
your copy of your Highlighted "You are obsessed with 'Titanic' if....
list. (Valerie)
You wish you were friends with the other people who submit
obsessions because none of your friends share your enthusiasm for the
movie. [Summer]
You are worried that your copy of The Infiltrator (starring
Jonny/Jonathan Phillips) hasn't come in at Suncoast yet after four
weeks. (Summer)
You are dying to see Byron's "jolly good impression" of your
favorite character, 2nd Officer Lightoller. [Summer]
You want to somehow find out if Jonny Phillips was wearing pajamas
under his sweater and pants like the real Lightoller did. [Summer]
When the last thing you look at before you turn out the lights to
goto bed is a scant string of pictures you printed out from your
computer of Jonny Phillips. [Summer]
Your upset that in the color Titanic picture of the officers,
Lightoller is absent. [Summer]
You practice spitting "like a man" (Lee)
Before jumping off the diving board you say, "You jump, I jump,
right?" (Lee)
You are at the beach, and you see a passenger ship, and scream "look
out for icebergs!" (Courtney)
You threaten the ticket master, if all the tickets are sold out,
that he'd better let you in. (Courtney)
You go in the ocean, and start searching for 'Jack', hoping to find
him. (Courtney)
To you, Jack is like Elvis. "Yes, Jack is ALIVE! I saw him at the Jack
In The Box yesterday afternoon!" (Ashley)
You totalled your car yesterday, and you're comparing it to the damage
the iceberg must have done.(Ashley)
The theater where you first saw Titanic is going to be torn down, and
you are so livid with rage that you stage a protest by not leaving your seat
until your demands are met. (True story! They're tearing down our theater!)(Ashley)
You hire a taxi cab and when he says,"Where to, Miss?" you reply
"To the stars" (Bayani)
Each time you see Titanic you hold your breath during the scene Rose
and Jack are seperated and Rose is underwater : Just to see if you would've
been able to live and not drown. (Diane)
When you go to see it again, for the thousandth time, the concession
stand workers know exactly what you get, and that you refuse any ice in
your drink. (Jessie)
As an april-fool joke, you made your cousin believe, that you managed
to tape Titanic the Movie a few days
ago on an encrypted satellite feed for which you own a decoder. So you
will have dinner at his home on April
1st to bring him a VCR tape where a "April Fool, I got you" note is
hidden inside the box (Jean-Philippe)
You hold your breathe during the scene when they are
underwater...because
after all Jack told you to...I mean he was talking to you...wasn't he??? (Erica)
For your cousin's birthday, you get them a ticket to Titanic, the CD
soundtrack, and posters as well, then go and see it with them with the
ticket you bought yourself and you tell them every little detail to the point
where you drive them out of the theatre. (Laura)
You look out the window and think you see Leo running down the street
calling your name, but it turns out to be the dorky neighbor next door. (Laura)
You talk to your friends every night for two or more hours about the
movie. (Kelly)
You lay on the couch, and say " I'll never let go, Jack, I'll never let
go" (Brittney)
You write a musical about the movie. ( Brittney)
You start to cry every time you see a Brita comercial, because the
music vaguely reminds you of the Titanic soundtrack (Erica)
You taped the My Heart Will Go On music video nine times, and the
Southhampton one three times because you needed to have the entire
thing from very very beginning to very very end on tape, and every time it is on
TV you run screaming to the television. (Erica)
You are typing on your keyboard and all of a sudden your pointer
finger starts going crazy tapping in the morse code. (Kaci)
You stand on your deck when it's really windy and renact the "I'm
flying" scene. [Heather and Christine]
James Cameron had to change his address so you would stop writing him
letters (Anna)
You got detention for talking about Titanic too much during class (Anna)
You are planning a party for when it comes out on video (Anna)
You watch it sink every other movie that premieres each week as if you
yourself were profiting from its financial success.(chris and kristen)
When your 8th grade band can play the love theme 'My Heart Will Go On'
from memory NOT from sheet music.(chris and kristen)
You are absolutely ready to strangle anyone who tries to talk while 'My
Heart Will Go On' is playing on the radio.(chris and kristen)
You immediately disown any person that doesn't say it's the best movie
they have ever seen or ever will see. (chris and kristen)
Everywhere you go you have to have at least three pics of Leo with you
or you freak out.(Alyson)
You printed out this list and wanted to see how many you do by
highlighting them, and you realize that every page is covered in
yellow ink. (Alyson)
You've seen the movie so many times that you have a reserved seat right
in the front row, and yell at anyone if they try to sit there. (Alyson)
You know how many times Jack says "This Way!" (6 times) (Lia)
You have spent over 21 hours in the movie theatre watching Titanic
and are TRULY convinced that you are going to marry Leo. (I auctually
have two friends like this...can I say OBSESSED?) (Mari)
You write your term paper/senior thesis on the Titanic (one of my
pals wrote a whole research paper on the chances of survival for first
class passengers vs. chance of survival for third class passengers on
the Titanic) (Mari)
You dress your pets up and act out scenes from the movie.(Holly)
While ice fishing you purposly fall through some thin ice, and yell "
It's so cold." (Holly)
Every time you see a railing or something that lookes like the side a
the boat, you practice spitting (Kim)
You can't wait for the day when you can call someone an
"unimaginable bastard" (Dennis)
You really do think James Cameron is the "king of the world" (Dennis)
You order lamb with mint sauce when you go out to eat (Dennis)
You've had fantasies about being an extra in the movie (Dennis)
You own a bootleg copy of the movie (Dennis)
You watch "Bewitched" and "Young and the Restless" to see Bernard Fox (Dennis)
You say "do you want to hear this or not" every chance you get (Dennis)
You take up pottery to emulate Rose (Dennis)
You ride a horse "like a man" (Dennis)
You say "It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania" about
EVERYTHING (Dennis)
You are glad you are alive at the same time as this movie has come out
and affected all our lives, and you feel the movie is very
life-affirming, and you love reading about how everyone around the world
feels the same as you do (Dennis)
You play poker everyday hoping to get a full house. (Rocketown)
Your new lucky number is 56, the same as the carats in Rose's
necklace. (Rocketown)
You pass notes in class saying "Make it count. Meet me at the
clock." (Rocketown)
You "accidently" sign paper by Rose Dawson. (Rocketown)
You watch "Titanic:Breaking new Ground" every time it's been on,just
to see the Leo interview. (Erin)
You think it would have been nice to have a beer or two with Molly
Brown (Dennis)
You ask your mom to stop buying iceberg lettuce (Dennis)
You were very happy to find a website dedicated to the Ships Officers (Dennis)
You've imagined what a child sired by Jack and Rose would look like (Dennis)
You bought a video copy of the 1953 "Titanic" to be able to compare
both movies (Dennis)
You knew that the woman who played Irish Mommy was in "Aliens" and "T2"
You work in a public library, and you and another Titanic-obsessed
friend who also works there convince the library director to let you
put up a Titanic display - for educational purposes, of course...
(Kathy)
You wait for one certain patron to come in your library just because
he goes to all the Titanic sites on the Web, and always plays MHWGO
over and over on the computer by the circulation desk where you work. (Kathy)
You threaten Celine Dion because it was supposed to be you who wore
the "Heart of the Ocean" necklace. (Lacey)
You discuss Kate Winslet with your friends. "Jack would have been much
happier with me". (Lacey)
You have a season pass to see this movie instead of paying every time
you go.(Lacey)
You don't eat Snowcaps at the theater because they remind you of tiny
iceburgs.(Lacey)
You threaten your husband that you're going to divorce him if he
doesn't get you the "Heart of the Ocean" for your anniversary.(Lacey)
You put on blue lipstick and other pale make-up to imitate the peple
in the freezing water.(Lacey)
You and a non-titanic-loving friend listen to the soundtrack so many
times, she threatens to break the cd.(Lacey)
You get a thrill out of seeing the captain die for the nth time as
you think,"You should have been more careful, you deserve it" (Lacey)
You've made a "Best Titanic Quotes" page and passed it out to everyone
that has seen Titanic in your school. (depalma)
You go everywhere singing "My Heart Will go on": Schools malls etc.
(Jackie)
People notice that you are depressed because you haven't seen Titanic in
a month.(Holly and Anna)
On April 14 you plan to wake yourself up at 2 am. to cry.(Holly and Anna)
All the computers at your school are named after zodiac signs and the
Leo one has mysteriously disappeared.(Holly and Anna)
You have started calling your porch your " promenade deck".(Holly and Anna)
Every time you see Titanic you like to eat milk duds, so every time you
eat milk duds you automatically cry. (Holly and Anna)
ou get mad at your mom for not having you in july or august so your
zodiac sign could be leo (Ariel)
Every time you see an old fasioned car you think "oh how romantic"(Ariel)
You've seen every movie based on the Titanic.(Ariel)
Your walls are so covered with pics of Leo you forget what color youre
walls are.(Ariel)
You buy the script, posters and the soundtrack,
reading the script amongst the pictures while listening to the
soundtrack and thinking of every moment in the movie.(Melanie)
When you eat you have someone throw the table over in the middle of your
meal so that you can relive what Rose felt like. (Rebecca)
You change your chat names and e-mail address to Kate_Winslet or Rose (Rebecca)
ou get down on your knees and promise
Your non-obsessed friends anything if they will just go see it with you ONE
more time. (A.W.)
You know the first line jack said ("when you got nothing, you got
nothing to lose") . ( Kim + Cheryl)
You burst into tears when someone says they didn't like Titanic and yell
"Their hearts are going on, I don't care what you say!" (Skyerose)
You save your skittles wrapper, drink cup, and popcorn bucket from when
you saw Titanic. (Skyerose)
You send your friends "Titanic Greeting Cards" you made on your computer
for every holiday possible. (Skyerose)
You and your friends are in the movie theater crying the loudest and
when people shh you, you shout "But he DIED!!!!! I'll never let go, Jack!
I'll never let go!" (Skyerose)
You are planning to set your alarm on the morning of April 15th at 2:15
AM so you can run outside and act out the sinking, soundtrack on full
blast.(Skyerose)
You offer the girl at school who has a bootleg of Titanic 10 million
dollars for it. "I'll borrow the money from my best friend Leo!" you
insist.(Skyerose)
You go around from store to store finding the most expensive price for
the soundtrack so you can give the most money possible to the great film.(Skyerose)
You practice "spitting like a man" on the shower wall and pretend it's
Cal's face. (Skyerose)
You call NBC and threaten to stop watching Seinfeld because Jerry said
to Elaine "Oh no, don't make me buy more of that Titanic crap!" (Skyerose)
You relate EVERYTHING to Titanic.. "Look, a pair of jeans! I bet they
were washed in cold water, just like Titanic! Ooo I love Titanic!!!" (Skyerose)
You search through all of your school books to see if there's anything
about titanic in them.. if there is, you copy it, put a bookmark there,
memorize the page, and sometimes even cut it out! (Skyerose)
You know you will start sobbing the days in between when Titanic isn't in
theaters anymore, but hasn't come out on video yet, and will probably
have to see a psychiatrist about it. (Skyerose)
You lose friends you've had forever because you think Rose died at the
end and your friend doesn't. "She died, okay? She and Jack are reunited!
I don't care what you say! Jack and Rose are together!" And you plug
your ears and start humming 'hymn to the sea'.(Skyerose)
You practice saying "Leo.. it's my birthday today.." just like Kate in
her english accent, like she recalled saying on her birthday during the
Oprah special. (Skyerose)
You teach the kids you're babysitting all about Titanic and when their
parents get home they're running around saying "You unimaginable
bastard!" and spitting in each other's faces. (Skyerose)
You take all of your silverware out of the drawer and line it all up on
either side of your plate; and you painted White Star Line on the plate. (Skyerose)
90% of your dreams are centered around Jack Dawson. (Alo2o)
You spent 10 bucks on the inflatable Titanic toy with real working
motor. (Alo2o)
You babysit for those bratty kids
next door, just for the money to buy a movie for one more show (Jenn)
When the movie is finished, you are so overwhelmed that you don't
budge from your seat until the theater janitors drag you out. (WaterLily0)
You show everyone your engagement ring to Cal and beg them to help
you break off the engagement.(WaterLily0)
When practicing your instrument, you relate it to Titanic by
applying it to a certain scene where the music would be appropriate. (WaterLily0)
You sign all papers and emails as, "Rose,______DiCaprio, or ___
Dawson." (WaterLily0)
You gave all of your friends the name of a character from the movie
and call them only that name. (WaterLily0)
You only respond to the name Rose, Rose Dewitt Bukater, Rose Dawson,
Mrs. Dawson, Mrs. Jack Dawson, Mrs. Hockley or Mrs. Cal Hockley. (WaterLily0)
You and your best friend start spinning around..and around..and around just to feel the way Jack and Rose did at the steerage party. (Juls)
You spend all of your free time searching your TV Guide in case there's a "Titanic: The Making" special on. (Juls)
You fianlly convince your steady of boyfriend of 2 or more years to go see it with you and you realize 5
minutes into the movie he is no Jack/Leo so you are forced to break up
with him. Your reason when he asks why you would choose a man you have never
met or a fictional character over him, "I would rather be his whore than your
You learn to play My Heart Will Go On by pressing the buttons on the
phone.(Robin)
You know that they said absurd 4 times in the movie, then you go
around saying "this is absurd" to everything.(Robin)
You fly to Florida and skipping Disney World and the beaches you go
directly to the Florida International museum to see the Titanic Exhibit, then
cry all the way through. (NOAH549)
When the non-remix version of "My Heart Will Go On" comes on, you
find yourself adding the lines yourself. (Leslie)
People ask you, "How was it?" and your response is, "The same as it
was the other 6 times." (Leslie)
You do your research paper on "Titanic: 1912 vs. Cameron's movie."
(click here to see it...) (Leslie)
You know all of the previews that are shown before Titanic starts.
While watching the Academy Awards, you yell at the screen every time
"Best Actor" is mentioned, since Leo wasn't nominated. (Leslie)
Your parents haven't seen it yet, but they don't have to....you've
recited the whole movie for them.(Leslie)
Your Titanic soundtrack hasn't left your CD player since the day
you got it (which happened to be the day it came out).(Leslie)
You went to see 'The Man in the Iron Mask', and the whole time you
wished you were watching Titanic. (Leslie)
You plan your next vacation for California...where you will go to
the Santa Monica pier, drink cheap beer, ride the roller coaster till you
puke, and ride a horse on the beach.(Leslie)
You can relate to at least 1000 of the obsessions on this list.(Leslie)
You're counting down till April 15, 1998 (the 86th anniversary of
the day Titanic sank), when you will go see the movie again.(Leslie)
You have a framed poster of Titanic in your room...but you made
your dad order 2 so you can take the other one to college with you.(Leslie)
You try harder and harder to sing "My Heart Will Go On" better than
Celine Dion so you can enchant Leo with your singing!!!! (Vic)
When a teacher mentions Titanic and all your classmates look at you and start laughing. (Danielle)
When your mother walks into your room she finds you on the
internet,surrounded by Leo magazines and books,listening to "My Heart Will Go On",and crying.(Marsha DD)
You take up a job at the movie theater even though it pays less
than your old job because you can't wait until the theater closes for
the night so you can watch Titanic afterhours with other Titanic
crazed staff members. (Lisa)
When your friend comments on how cold the rain is, you shout out, "
The water is freezing and there aren't enough boats!" (Lisa)
You post a lost ad in the newspaper for your Titanic cd. (Lisa)
You talk to the manager at McDonald's and try to convince them into
putting Titanic toys in the Happy Meals instead of those dumb Disney
figurines. (Lisa)
You turn on your computer just to see the Titanic screen saver.
(Kirsten)
You write a 25 page report on TITANIC, just for the heck of it. (Kirsten)
People in the theater yell at you during the sinking scene because you're crying too loud. (Gemini)
You get into cyberfights in chat rooms with people who didn't like the
movie (Suzie and Erica)
ou refuse to go with your family on their annual cruise to Bermuda
because you're afraid that you'll run into a Carribbean iceberg (Suzie and Erica)
On ships, you toss priceless heirlooms over the side to see if later,
you die and get to kiss Leonardo DiCaprio (Suzie and Erica)
A healthy portion of the 1.2 billion the movie has earned came from you (Suzie and Erica)
You go into shock whenever someone says they haven't seen it yet (Suzie and Erica)
You write fan letters to everyone who worked on the movie, right down
to the lighting guy (Suzie and Erica)
All your life since December 24, 1997 (the day you first saw "Titanic")
has been a hazy reverie, filled with visions of Jack, Rose, and the grand ship herself. (Kathryn)
You burst into tears when you found out "Lost in Space" beat out
"Titanic" in box office stats last weekend. (Kathryn)
You've never been interested in playing music, but recently you've been experimenting with your little sister's Fisher Price piano, pounding out the tune to "My Heart Will Go On". (Kathryn)
You're disappointed to see public interest in "Titanic" slowly declining, because your obsession is still in full throttle. (Kathryn)
You're still praying for a sequel. (Kathryn)
You grabbed a rifle when you learned that Leonardo DeCaprio wasn't nominated for an Oscar (Guillemete)
