Your mother threatens to ground you if you do not stop talking about Titanic.(Brandi)
You've become best friends with your cousin who's 13 (you're 17) just because you both love the movie.(Brandi)
You cry when you missed the Today show on sunday cause Leo was on.(Brandi)
You'll cry if a) leo doesn't go to the oscars or b) titanic doesn't win best picture (Brandi)
You pay $50.00 for the hardback book, James Cameron's Titanic (anna)
You plan to hunt down the Oscar judges if Titanic doesn't win best picture (anna)
You are in the middle of dinner at a fancy restaurant with your boss, when all of a sudden you jump on the table and start singing "My Heart Will Go On. " (anna)
The morning after seeing it for your 10th time, you wake up with a feeling very similar to a hangover and have strong feelings of guilt as though you had done something wrong. (jen1)
You routinely offer to pay for people's tickets to see Titanic. (jen1)
Your kids ask you recite scenes from the movie with them. (jen1)
Your kids (ages 9, 7, and 6) have seen the movie four times! (jen1)
You walk into the den and see your 7 year old daughter kissing Leo's face on the TV. (jen1).
Your 6 year old daughter frequently stands on top of the kitchen barstools and pretends to be Celine Dion in the Titanic video. (jen1)
Your husband is preaching at church and when he makes a reference to
Titanic, everyone in the congregation turns to look at you. (jen1)
You have moved more than one person to tears by talking about Titanic
and its most poignant moments. (jen1)
Online you tell all your friends to stop talking to you because it will
take longer to see the titanic trailer for the 5th time (Dawson,Rose Dawson)
You ingore all the people you know with the name of Rose or Jack because you feel that they are closer to the movie than you are even though you have seen it 6 times,printed out the script,and memorized the obsession list and they haven't done any of that(Dawson,Rose Dawson)
You feel sorry for the people who have only seen the movie 5 times
(Dawson,Rose Dawson)
You yell at people who say they love TITANIC yet they have only seen
the movie once(Dawson,Rose Dawson)
You have the radio on 24 hours a day 7 days a week just in case they
have the mixed version of MY HEART WILL GO ON (Dawson,Rose Dawson)
Before you go to the movie theatre you go to the bathroom 5 times to
make sure you don't have to leave the movie (Dawson,Rose Dawson)
You're mad at your parents for not naming you Rose (Dawson,Rose Dawson)
Every time you use your mobile phone in a noisy street to call a
friend, he/she immediately asks you if you are queuing up at a theatre to see
Titanic (Jean-Philippe)
You begin to see Titanic disappear from theatres -it's in France- and
you promise yourself to boycott the movies programmed in replacement (Jean-Philippe)
You and your best friend started crying at lunch when you started quoting
the movie! (Edward)
You put tons of ice cubes and cold water in your tub, and then sit in it
so that you go through what Jack and Rose went through! (Edward)
One of the popcorn guys is now your boyfriend.(RoseDwson)
You go to the theatre to see a different movie and you have to correct the ticket guy that you aren't going to see titanic this time, cause he already pulled the ticket when he saw you, instead your going to see the man in the iron mask, which ends up being terrible and you switch tickets half way through the movie to go see titanic again for the 19th time.(RoseDwson)
You know a sad part is coming up and you cry a few hours to early.(RoseDwson)
You've spent more than $200 going to see titanic (popcorn counts)(RoseDwson)
You scream at your mom and refuse to talk to her for 3 days because she is "rude, uncouth, and persumptious" because she tapes over your 2 hour tape of titanic specials w/ days of our lives. (RoseDwson)
You refuse to stop shaking anyones hand until they say "i thought you were leaving"(RoseDwson)
On the last day titanic is showing in your town, you wear your most
expensive dress and do your hair like Roses'. (RoseDwson)
During the previews, they show the preview to Primary Colors and when
Kathy Bates says, "shes the tip of the iceberg" you start crying.(RoseDwson)
You start writing your own titanic love story.(RoseDwson)
You have spent over 48 hours in a theater watching the movie (like me)
and the old people in the bed still get you because they remind of your
grandparents.(C.B.)
You and a friend are driving down the road thinking about the movie
and find yourselves competing on who can hock up the best loogie and
spit out the window.(Leigh & Misty)
Your so obsessed with the movie and Leo that your hubby wants a
divorce and you think "I'll be free to marry Leo".(Leigh)
You through withdrawal if you do anything without listening to your
Titanic soundtrack.(Miriam)
You have all three different posters! (Miriam)
It makes so sick to think about all the money you've spent on Titanic
stuff.(Miriam)
After reading "Titanic Addicts Anonymous," you realize there's no hope
of rehabilitation for you.(Miriam)
You have a little notebook for Titanic obsessions beside your bed for
those midnight thoughts.(Miriam)
You go to the library and take full page color ads of "Titanic" from the New York Times.(Miriam)
You have difficulty forgiving yourself if you go see another movie or listen to another CD.(Miriam)
Every time that you go on a luxury liner, Royal Carribbean, The Big Red Boat, or
whatever, you make sure that there are enough lifboats for everyone, not
just for 30% of them. (Jenna)
You have to rename your bookmark forthe Titanic," My Obsession" (rhoda)
Your boyfriend say "we are not seeing that movie one more time so don't ask" every time you open your mouth (erin)
ou stand outside for a full 5 minutes after you're done pumping gas
in your car, despite the fact that it's freezing cold just to hear "My
Heart Will Go On" playing on the PA system over the gas pumps. (Ruthcherry)
You spend hours fixing and dying your hair like Rose's for the party,
and when you get there, all you say are quotes from Titanic until they kick you out. (Kym)
You know all the moves Celine Deon does on the music video, so you
can act like her while watching it. (Kym)
People in school reffer to you as, "The Titanic Freak". (Kym)
You always have the exact amount of money to go see the movie saved
for emergencies. (Kym)
You turn on the Cd in your room only if you're in there for a few
minutes. (Kym)
You work for days on trying to figure out the correct notes to My
Heart Will Go On on your violin (or other instrument). (Kym)
You have spent the last of your first pitifully huge paycheck on
titanic memorabilia...and the check is only 2 days old (Clomonstr7)
You know that your current boyfriend is jack--he's just hiding
'cause he's a little shy. (Clomonstr7)
When you watch the movie...and can quote every line, know the name of every character, every real-life true story, and every single solitary piece of clothing that every character wears--throughout the duration of the movie (Clomonstr7)
You refuse invitations to watch other Best Picture Nominees (RachelF)
Every time you go to the movies, there nothing showing that seems as remotely interesting, so you see Titanic again. (RachelF)
Your Systems Administrator phones you everyday and tells you to get out of the Titanic Movie Web Sites because you're hogging the modem! (RachelF)
You cry everytime you go into the Official Titanic Movie Web,
especially when you see the words: "Are you ready to go back to Titanic?"(RachelF)
You have your entire wedding designed with a "Titanic' theme. The church and the reception are decorated to resemble Titanic and
you and the guests all dress up in period costume - after contacting
the Movie's costume designer and requesting to hire the lot! (RachelF)
When the elecricity goes out you scream "We're sinking!" or "We're going
to die!" (Pixie)
You actually consider leaving your husband so you can marry Leo.(Ruthanne)
You sing not only"My Heart will Go on" but the hymn they sing, Come
Josphine, and the rest of the score to TITAINIC in the shower every morning to
start your day off right.(Mags)
You paint your toenails red because Rose's were red.(Mags)
You have seriously confused your biology teacher by signing your paper
"Rose" when your name is Maggie. (Mags)
You have your ears finely tuned so that if the word"TITANIC" , Leo, or
Jack is said across the cafeteria you find yourself suddenly eating with the
pesron who said that.(mags)
You have dreamt about the movie every night since you fisrt saw it in
December.(Mags)
You are seriously psyched for week because your skating coach allows
you to skate to "Rose" off the soundtrack.(Mags)
You have written Clinique a thankyou letter for creating mascara that
has gotten you through multiple TITANIC viewings.(Mags)
When you go to se Titanic for the 3 time you say loudly "you put
your clothes back on" when Jack is drawing Rose.(Danielle)
You go to your friends house and she hasnt seen Titanic yet and she
shows you a book with pictures from the movie and you can tell her what
the actors are saying during that part.(Danielle)
You yell at your best friend for not seeing Titanic yet and she gets
really mad and doesnt talk to you for the rest of the day.(Danielle)
You go for the 8th time and every time you cry when you see the
picture of Rose on the horse at the end of the movie.(Danielle)
You get out of the movie and your friends are yelling at you for
crying AGAIN.(Danielle)
When you cant go to the movies to see Titanic for the 9th time, you
sit down and watch your own collection of shows that you have taped off
of TV.(Danielle)
You look over the list of passengers while listening to My Heart Will
Go On and start crying because you think "all those women had to live
without their men".(Danielle)
You print pictures off the net and put them in picture frames and
have them all over your room.(Danielle)
Your friend hates Kate Winslet because she got to kiss Leonardo
DiCaprio before she did and your friend is 10 years younger than
Leonardo.(Danielle)
All of your friends tell you that you are obsessed with Titanic
everyday. (Danielle)
You look at movie pictures of Jack and Rose after the ship hits the
iceberg and start to cry thinking about the movie. (Amanda)
You see a vehicle with the word TITANIC on it so you start bowing to
it in the middle of downtown (Jessica)
You spend hours arguing with people about wether or not Rose dies at
the end (Jessica)
On the second, third, etc time you see it you wonder why the boat hit
the iceberg this time, didn't they learn last time? (Jessica)
When the old Rose says she doesn't have any pictures of Jack you yell
out to the movie, "I'll send you one, I've got lots!" (Jessica)
You were on a local radio station for seeing Titanic 8 times, the DJ's
said to call back after seeing it 10. (Sarah)
You call the radio station back after seeing it 10 times (Sarah)
You harass the local DJ you stalk to see this movie because he doesn't want too (Sarah)
After WEEKS of this, he decides to go see it (Sarah)
You now go to Titanic by yourself because everyone else hates
listening to you act out the movie (Sarah)
You get a line from Titanic and can give the whole scene (Sarah)
You follow a ten year old around the local book store because they
have the last book with Leo in it (this really happened).(KLH3000M)
You try to think of ways that you can see Leo in person and consider
planning on going to the clubs that he goes to. (KLH3000M)
You were overly dissapointed when you heard that Leo will not be
attending the Oscars. (KLH3000M)
Whenever you open up the Titanic cd, you have the incredible urge to
open the insert and kiss every picture of Leo...twice. (Amanda)
You and your cousin are walking down a crowded hallway and you yell "Women and children first, there are only enough cars for half of us." (even though people are looking at you like you are crazy)(Karen & Cynthia)
You almost wreck while trying to read the screenplay while driving down the road.(Karen & Cynthia)
While watching Lord of the Dance you fantasize that Jack Dawson was on stage.(Karen & Cynthia)
You and your cousin go see Lord of the Dance and all Y'all can talk about is Titanic.(Karen & Cynthia)
You and your cousin reenact the movie while driving down the road.(Karen & Cynthia)
You and your cousin are going to have an Oscar party just for the Titanic, (even if you are mad at the Academy for not nominating Leo)(Karen & Cynthia)
You plan on writing a strongly worked letter to the Academy for not nominating any of the men from the Titanic (you feel that there should be an honorary award for the Titanic men.)(Karen & Cynthia)
You bought a $2600.00 model of the TITANIC and tried to buy at least one of every movie prop item so you can start your own TITANIC museum (Earl)
Your friend says something bad about Titanic and you slap her across the face for it. (Robin)
Your professor for French Conversation tells you that you must talk about something other than Titanic in your conversation class.(Liz)
After your 4th trip to Titanic, you realize that you have sat in the
theatre for 13 hours. That brings back luck, so you will have to go a
5th time...(Jean-Philippe)
You name your cat Jack because you think he is a free spirit just
like Jack was. (I actually did this!) (Katie)
You start wearing clothes from the early 1900's.(Katie)
You contact everyone alive who was related to someone on the TITANIC.(Katie)
Even though you know it's impossible, each day your pray for a
sequel.(Katie)
You take up drawing nudes.(Katie)
You move to Southampton, England.(Katie)
You spend $30,000 just so you can go down in a submersible and see
the real TITANIC.
You start a campaign to help ban icebergs forever. (Even though you
know you have no control over the icebergs.)(Katie)
You go around spitting in the faces of rich men.(Katie)
You refuse to take baths out of fear that you may freeze if the
water gets cold. (Katie)
You stop using ice in your drinks "out of respect for the dead".(Katie)
You name your triplets Jack, Fabrizio and Tommy. (Even the girls) (Katie)
Every time a clock bell goes off you start making out with an
imaginery "Jack".(Katie)
You learn to fly a plane and everytime you go up you sing "Come Josephine...."(Katie)
You carry an ax with you everywhere you go, just in case someone should get arrested unjustly.(Katie)
You have reserved seats for the evening showing of TITANIC every Saturday night.(Katie)
You send bomb threats to the Academy for not giving Kate Winslet or Gloria Staurt Oscars.(Katie)
You walk around your house naked just in case Leo drops by with a sketchbook (Meg)
You are the only single one in the group when you see the movie with your friends, but the seat next to you is reserved for "Jack" and you periodically look over and "hold his hand" or "kiss" him, while you friends think you are pathetic (Meg)
When you saw the trailer, even before the movie came out, you cried so hard you had to run to the bathroom and miss half of The Rainmaker (Meg)
You know a real Jack Dawson, and even though he looks nothing like
Leo and is sort of an idiot, you still wanna marry him just for his name (Meg)
You spend half your college counseling meeting talking with your
counselor about how Titanic represents the duality of the Gilded Age while your
parents roll their eyes (Meg)
You will never say you are "freezing" again. From now on, you are
simply "mildly uncomfortable", because only the people from the Titanic know
what "freezing" is (Meg)
You buy your 15 month old nephew a book about the Titanic because
"he needs to know" (Meg)
You sit in front of the television with your finger poised on the VCR
remote, ready to tape ANYTHING Titanic related (Meg)
You are driving with your friend and when My Heart Will Go On comes
on the radio you have to pull over because you can't drive and cry at the same
time (Meg)
When you get an A on a calculus test you throw your arms in the air
and shout "I'm the king of the world!" (Meg)
You practice bench pressing your own weight just in case you are on
a sinking ship and have to hold on the the rail for dear life (Meg)
You change your answering
machine message to "Hi, you've reached the RMS Titanic. The ship is
sinking and I'm busy right now being lowered into the water on a
lifeboat. But if you leave your name, number and a message, as soon as
the Carpathia rescues us, I'll get back to you ASAP. And if this is
Jack......I'll never let go". The music playing in the background of
this message is the music that is playing while Rose is staring into
Jack's eyes as the lifeboat is being lowered. (Melinda)
You refuse to watch Mad About You or anything that Helen Hunt is in
because she won Best Actress when we all know that Kate Winslet should
have won.(I3ootsie)
When Dawson's Creek first started you thought that it was about Titanic. (I3ootsie)
Each time Titanic won an Oscar you got so excited that your mom had
to say, " Calm down! It's not like you're the one who's winning the
award." (Kristi)
You won't let anyone touch the cover of your Titanic book.(Kristi)
You watch the Titanic music video you taped off of t.v. 24/7 (even if
you don't have MTV and it's on a fuzzy channel) (Kristi)
You tune into ET, Acsess Hollywood, Hard Copy, Inside Edition, and
all those shows every night because you're paranoid that you might miss
something on the Titanic.(Kristi)
You have nightmares at night that something about Titanic comes on
T.V and you don't have a tape to tape it on. (Kristi)
Everytime you make out with your boyfriend or girlfriend you can't do it
anywhere else but in your car and then you re-enact the love scene from
the movie. (White Wolf)
You have a strange obsession with Kate Winslet. (White Wolf)
You refuse to make out with your boyfriend just because he doesn't want
to do in the backseat of his car. So now you can't fog up the windows
and slam your hand againist it. This makes you mad so you breakup with
him. (White Wolf)
You finally found a website that has the whole video clip of "MHWGO"
instead of the 20 second one.It took you 3 hours to download the whole
thing but you don't care because now you don't have to search all you
videotapes to find it. And forget about how it drove you nuts because
you kept rewinding it so you could watch it over and over again. (White
Wolf)
You tell your mom how you can't wait to see the movie again and she
responds by saying she can't wait to see it either because she considers
it your movie. (White Wolf)
When your friend suggests that you go to see a different movie you
refuse to talk to her and then you lock yourself in your room for a week
and cry. (White Wolf)
When your friend says she saw a different movie you call her a traitor
and never speak to her again. (White Wolf)
You print this list out for your mom, dad, and your 2 friends so they
can enjoy reading it.[Even if they don't have a titanic obsession!] (White Wolf)
You keep asking your parents if they think that Titanic will win Best
Picture at the Oscars even when you know they said yes the five times
before when you asked them so why would they change their minds now? (
White Wolf) ---Well it did, didn't it! (Amy)
You haven't seen the movie for 2 weeks and you won't be seeing it until
next week and you swear that you're going to have a nervous breakdown if
you don't see it NOW! (White Wolf)
You think your dad is crazy when he says that he wants to wait to see
the movie for the second time even though it's been 3 months since he
first saw it! (White Wolf)
You spent 14 hrs on the internet looking up Titanic sites on the Jack
and Rose Webring. Then you try to look at of all of them,try to write
every single one of them down and include all the detailed info on them.
(White Wolf)
Your parents get mad at you when you write down on their calendar what
time you saw the commercial for the Titanic soundtrack at,the commercial
for the movie,and what day Titanic specials are on t.v. (White Wolf)
You're happy that the movie is # 1 for a 13th week in a row even if it
did beat "The Man in the Iron Mask." (White Wolf)
Your mom says that people don't need t.v. or movies for entertainment
because they can just watch your reaction when the song "MHWGO" is on
the radio or whenever you see a commercial for titanic on t.v. (White
Wolf)
You really want the People magazine issue that has the True Lifestories
from the Titanic in it but you have no money. So you forget about it.
But you end up getting it anyway because your mom bought it for you as a
surprise when she went food shopping.The funny thing is you didn't even
tell her or your dad you wanted it![Go figure!] (White Wolf)
When Titanic wins 11 awards at the Oscars your mom congratulates you
that "your movie" won. (White Wolf)
You're 19 years old and having a dream that Leonardo Dicaprio helps
you aboard and decides to kiss you passionately. (Mussky)
You still get the chills after hearing Celine Dion's song for the
umpteenth time.(Mussky)
You sing the oscar TITANIC song over and over and over again. (You
know the one that's bassed on Gillagin Island) (Erin)
You get the aforementioned song stuck in your head and you don't mind
You tell your mom, if she forces you to marry, you'll jump off a
ship. (Kate)
You write a story on about the movie in your point of view. (Erin)
You have a dreams that you were on the ship.(Kate)
You think that you should get a award for going to see the movie so many
times...(Fantasia)
You think that they should start paying you to see Titanic since you
contributed over $200 to The movie. (Fantasia)
Your Friend Finally goes see Titanic after boycotting ever going to see
it, and you find her in the bathroom of the movies crying. (Fantasia)
Your friend stares off into space after just like you when my heart goes on comes on the radio because she is too emotional to finish the hair cut she is working on (Fantasia)
While you are driving with your mom you start talking aboout Titanic,
she stops the car and tells you, " Get out! " (Nicky)
You're taking a course to learn the internet and all you do is visit Titanic web pages. (Valerie)
You try spending a whole day without pronouncing the word 'Titanic'.
You only managed twice since December 19, 1997 (Jean-Philippe)
.Your friends were making fun of Celine Dion as she sang MHWGO at the
Oscars, and you had to yell at them to be quiet!!! (Jillian)
You were so mad that Helen Hunt and Kim Basinger won Oscars(when we
all know Gloria Sturat and Kate Winslet were totally suposed to win),
that you were considering not continuing to watch them until the other
Titanic awards were up. (Jillian)
You feel sad and very jealous when you hear about Leo's hanging out
with supermodels all around the world because you were a model for 6
years, and can't help wondering if you were still modelling that you
would meet Leo somewhere and get to be with him forever! (Jillian)
You finally got your huge poster of Titanic and are going to pay $100
to get it framed! (Jillian)
You are going to kill someone if your Titanic book isn't in the
bookstore in the next few days! (Jillian)
You kind of wish your husband would go ona business trip so you could
watch Titanic again for the 9th time, because he won't go back and he
thinks your obsession has lasted quite long enough! (Jillian)
Your quote lines from the movie without knowing it, like "Pick up you
bastards!"when you are calling someone on the phone, and "Quite the
scandal", when you are talkling about gossip. (Jillian)
You get med at anyone who doesn't have mascara running down there
face after the movie.(Melissa)
You screamed happily at the theatre when Rose spit on Cal.(Melissa)
"Titanic" was the best movie you ever did see and ever will see. (Melissa)
The first thing you do when you turn on your computer is log onto
alt.movies.titanic (Norman)
When a street artists asks if he can draw your picture, you
immediately start taking off all your clothes (Norman)
You only give the street artist a dime for drawing your picture (Norman)
You just had your car equipped with a lifeboat and a flare gun(Norman)
Instead of saying "left" or "right", you say "hard-a-starboard" and
"hard-a-port" (Norman)
Instead of hot showers, you take cold baths with ice cubes thrown in (Norman)
Every night when you go to sleep, you make sure the bed is warm
(just in case)(Norman)
Your dreams always seem to involve climbing up a grand staircase surrounded by people applauding you(Norman)
You're planning on giving out lifevests and binoculars to everyone
on your Christmas list this year (Norman)
You husband finally buys you that expensive diamond tennis bracelet
you've been wanting for years but you're disappointed because now you'd
rather have a $35 replica of "Le Couer de la Mer" (Norman)
You insist that someone else drive so that you can stick yourself
out through the sunroof, spread your arms and say, "I'm flying!" (Norman)
Even though you can't really afford it, you always travel
first-class now because you figure you have a better chance of surviving in case anything happens (Norman)
When you miss the Friday showing, the theater manager calls you at
home to make sure you're okay (Norman)
[If you're a woman] You cut in front of men in the checkout line at
the supermarket saying, "Women and children first" (Norman)
Nowadays, you pay REAL careful attention to the flight attendants as
they explain the saftey and evacuation procedures; you also memorize the
layout of the plane and the location of the exits (Norman)
You always slow down now while driving at night (Norman)
While driving at night, you give your kids binoculars and tell them to keep a watchful eye out (Norman)
You paint "R.M.S." next to the little nameplates on your car (i.e., R.M.S. Accord) (Norman)
22. Your bladder muscles are now so strong, you could even sit through two back-to-back showings of "Titanic" while drinking two 2-liter bottles of Pepsi (Norman)
[if you're male] Your new favorite way to "cruise chicks" (an
adolescent American term for "meeting women") is to hang out on the deck at the back of cruise ships. (Norman)
[if you're female] You go looking for true love on the deck at the back of cruise ships (Norman)
You finally learn which end of the ship is the stern and which is the bow (Norman)
Your neck hurts from practicing your over-the-shoulder kissing technique
[If you're female] You refuse to kiss your boyfriend unless he's standing behind you (Norman)
[If you're male] You insist that your girlfriend turns her back to you before you kiss (Norman)
You walk around the mall wearing a T-shirt with "Let's Talk
Titanic!" written on it in big, bright letters (Norman)
Instead of saying "big" or "large", you say "titanic" (i.e., "Wow, I just had a titanic lunch!" or "That is one titanic limosine") (Norman)
You ruin the movie for everyone else in the theatre by saying all the lines before the actors do (Norman)
