You're on the internet 24/7 just to find different addresses.(nix)
You've actually been reading this list long enough to read this particular statement. (Summer7987)
You need a picture with good shadows for an art project. Everyone else has pictures of old people, but you brought one of Jack Dawson playing cards.(Frogger782)
You ask anyone who is sick of hearing the Titanic soundtrack to leave the room.(Frogger782)
You feel like a traitor if you see a Billy Zane movie.(Frogger782)
You could write the entire script--complete with stage direction--at any given time.(Frogger782)
Your friend who's dad worked on the stunt crew has asked you to stop asking about the set and the time she met Leo.(Frogger782)
You try to convince the manager at the theatre that you should get a
free ticket after seeing Titanic 5 times or more.(Frogger782)
You know which stores sell the little packets of kleenexes the
cheapest because you go through so many everytime you see it.(Frogger782)
You wanted to hunt down James Cameron when you heard it wasn't
coming out during the summer and you had to wait until Dec. 19th.(Frogger782)
You have 3 movies, 2 Cd's, and several books on Titanic.(Frogger782)
Your friend has a book about Titanic written in 1912 and you bribed
him to let you borrow it.(Frogger782)
You heard a rumor about there bring a novelization of the movie out
and searched the town for a copy.(Frogger782)
You rent every movie Leonardo was ever in and have a movie
marathon...who needs sleep?(Frogger782)
You are blacklisted at the local sheet music store because you
called about "My heart will go on" so many times.(Frogger782)
When you finally get the sheet music to "My heart will go on" you
spend $10 making copies illegally for all your friends.(Frogger782)
You and your best friend have a crazy dream of rebuilding the
Titanic and taking it on it's maiden voyage April 10, 2012.(Frogger782)
Whenever you and your best friend fight, he threatens to lock you
up in steerage.(Frogger782)
You distract your teachers talking about Titanic until it becomes
the topic of every class discussion.(Frogger782)
You are so familiar with 1912 that you are able to laugh when Jack
talks about Lake Wissota becuase you know it was a man made lake built it
1917.(Frogger782)
Your best friend thinks he is J.J.Astor and insists on calling you
Madeline.(Frogger782)
You recognize the old couple as Ida and Isador Strauss.(Frogger782)
You try to convince your boyfriend to teach you to spit like a man.
(Frogger782)
You have read the Titanic Addicts Anonymous list and realize that
you will never be able to get over your obsession. (Jennifer)
You get on the internet to check out Titanic websites when you
should be doing your homework, and when you finally manage to pull yourself
away from your computer to actually do some work, you realize you can't stay
away for more than 5 minutes.(Jennifer)
You find that writing obsession signs is addictive.(Jennifer)
You are happy when you realize how many obsesson signs apply to you.(Jennifer)
You are proud to call yourself a Titaniac.(Jennifer)
You absolutely have to buy anything that has to do with the movie.(Jennifer)
You start off with only a few ideas for obsession signs and are
surprised at how many more you think ot as you go along.(Jennifer)
You plan to watch Titanic every day when it comes out on video.(Jennifer)
You officially change your name to Rose Dawson, Rose DeWitt
Bukater, or Kate Winslet.(Jennifer)
You plan to redecorate your room so it will look like Rose's
stateroom on the Titanic.(Jennifer)
You think people are crazy when they say seeing Titanic only once
is enough. (Jennifer)
You become excited and enjoy yourself whenever you're thinking up
or writing new obsession signs.(Jennifer)
You think a girl in one of your classes is crazy for saying she'll
wait until Titanic comes out on video to see it for the first time and
you immediately think "You really don't know what you're missing".(Jennifer)
You love reading all the new obsession signs to see if any more of
them apply to you (Jennifer)
You feel a close bond with all the Titanic obsession writers.(Jennifer)
Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet became your favorite actors
afteryou first saw Titanic. (Jennifer)
You consider Titanic as being the greatest movie of all time.(Jennifer)
You never knew how cute Leonardo DiCaprio was until you saw
Titanic.(Jennifer)
You plan to raise almost $12,000 in order to buy one of the dresses
Kate Winslet wore in Titanic.(Jennifer)
You renovate and re-decorate your house to make it look like the
titanic.(Lance-guilty)
Whenever you see any kind of rail, whether it be an apartment or a
doctor's office you can't help but jump on it and act out movie
scenes.(Lance)
If anyone tells you Kate Winslet is fat/ugly you can whip out your
wallet to show them some VERY desireable pictures of her and do this in
less than 5-seconds.(Lance)
You wonder if you could learn to draw and get a girl like Kate.(Lance)
You buy and print every picture you can find of certain dresses Rose
wears so that you can make a copy to wear to the prom. (true
story-Lance)
After convincing the school to change the prom from "A Night in Paris"
to "A Night on the Titanic", you begin to wonder if it would be
possible to fit a replica of the ship into the gym. (Lance)
You have created the perfect way to showcase "My Heart Will Go On", if
only the Production manager would let you be in charge of just that
song. (Lance)
Everytime you get anywhere near a pool, lake, or pond you can't help
but break into song and act like you are in the "My Heart Will Go On"
video. (guilty again- Lance)
When you hear the words:Satanic, Gigantic, Romantic and all of the
other --antic words, you missunderstand and then begin talking for an
hour on Titanic. (Lance)
Your heart begins to beat rapidly whenever the Box-Office stats come on
T.V.(LAnce)
You can identify with at least 200 of these obsession signs. (Lance)
You read everyone of these obsession signs.(Lance)
You challenge other people at work/school to Titanic face-offs (Lance)
You begin naming foods things from the movie. i.g. Ice-berg Salad;
Cal's Creamy Soup; Rose's watercress sandwhich's (Lance)
You gave a standing ovation to the T.V. whenever the movie won an
award. (Lance)
Youv'e convinced yourself that it is possible for a movie to win every
Oscar that it's nominated for. (Lance)
You think that Titanic should have been nominated for best foreign
picture because, after all Jack and Rose do speak in foreign tongues.
As well as many of the third class. (Lance)
You bought two aquariums. In one you built a scale model of the Titanic
sailing along on top of the ocean complete with lights, windows with
scenes inside them, and mini Cast figures. In the other you built a
model of the wreck on the bottom. Complete with the "Heart of the
Ocean" floating on top. (Lance)
You have printed out more than one script so that you and your friends
can act out the movie.(Lance)
You printed out the script and had it professionally bound. (Lance)
In order to see how well a paper with pencil writing can survive time,
you sketched a picture, put it in a leatherbinder then in a safe, and
finally threw it in the ocean nearest you, and wrote a note for your
grandchildren to fish it out in 84 years.(Lance)
You plan to throw a huge party on Oscar night mainly devoted to
Titanic. (Lance)
You worry about Kate and Leo's smoking habit's (Lance)
You try to warn the Captain and first officers about was is going to
happen. (Lance)
You write nearly 30 obsession signs on this sight, and can identify
with many of them. (Lance)
You seriously consider bringing a video camera on your 5th time. (Gamunch)
After seeing the movie you go to eat at Hardees and when the door
creaks you and your friends scream"oh my god TITANIC!" (Gamunch)
You steal the national geographic from the library cause they have
something to do with TITANIC.(Gamunch)
You really want them to come out with a directors cut, even though it
would be 5 hours long. And you pray it will go to theaters.(Gamunch)
You know how to get a copy of it for $20, but you spent all your money
on tickets to the movie and a replica of Roses necklace! True story (I know where to buy a copy :) ) (Jenny)
You cry when a salesperson tells you the Titanic 2 soundtrack won't
be out for another month. (Liz)
You spend weeks wondering if the old Rose lives or dies at the end.(Liz)
You have a Titanic theme party and tell everyone to come dressed as
their favorite character. (Liz)
You ask your principal if you can do Titanic for the next school
play and promise to print everyone out the 140 + page script off the
internet.(Liz)
You learn all the words to "Those In Peril On the Sea" and ask your
pastor if you can sing it in church (Liz)
You buy reprints of Picasso's paintings like the one's Rose had in
her room. (Liz)
You win $10,000 in the lottery and spend the money flying out to
meet James Cameron and buying original pieces of Titanic coal.(Liz)
You walk around your house wearing a lifejacket and screaming,
"Allright listen up everyone! I want women and children first! Women
and Children first!" (Liz)
You write a letter to Jeopardy demanding they do a special Titanic
trivia show. (Liz)
Your dying wish is to meet Leo and Kate. (Liz)
You respond to all questions with a quote from the movie. (Liz)
You have memorized the entire cast list of Titanic and know who
played what character (including the extras) (Liz)
You manage to track down that your sister's boyfriend's best
friend's cousin's friend's aunt was a makeup artist on the set and are
dying to meet her. (Liz)
When you ask people how many times they've seen it you can say
"haha I beat you" to every single person. (Liz)
When you hear someone say Titanic you rush over and tell them your
whole movie review and give them a copy (yes you have it typed out) (Liz)
You cry when you realize there can never be a sequel. (Liz)
Your room is starting to look like a Titanic shrine. (Jennifer)
You pay your younger brother 25 cents so that he will give you a
small picture of Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Titanic from one of his
magazines. (Jennifer)
You get furious when your younger brother gets rid of the Titanic
wallpaper on your computer.(Jennifer)
You wish you could have been an extra in the movie.(Jennifer)
You almost start crying in math class when you remember the scene
where Rose realizes Jack has died and she lets go of him and he sinks into the
ocean. (Jennifer)
You have a psychic ability for knowing when "My Heart Will Go On" is
going to play on the radio.(Jennifer)
You are actually happy when Billy Zane wins the Blockbuster
Entertainment Award for Best Supporting Actor because you feel it
counts as an award for Titanic.(Jennifer)
You actually watched "The Quick and the Dead" last night on FOX
simply because Leo was in it, and then were devastated when he died. (Julie)
You read these obsession signs out loud to your roomate at 1:00 and giggle at all the ones that apply to you while
she looks at you across the room with a scared look on her face. (Julie)
All your emails home to the family consist of "can you please tape
(fill in dozens of shows) because it's on Titanic, Leo, or the Oscars.(Julie)
Your father refuses to see this movie, claiming he knows how it will
end, doesn't like Leo (gasp) and you tell him when you come home for
Easter you will drag him to the theater with you.(Julie)
Everytime My heart will go on comes on the radio you get sooo excited
you have to call and tell all your friends it's playing on the radio
right now. [Robin H]
Your dad, who hasn't seen the movie, can now recite every line from
Titanic (Brianne)
You wish you could go to the real Titanic and have the whole movie
happen again but this time for real and instead of Kate it would be
you.(amanda)
Every time you see even one small clip from the movie you start to cry
and wish that you could find a guy exactly like Jack!!!!! (amanda)
You pray every night that the ship that was 20 minutes away would have
gotten the messsage and came to save everyone(Including you or so you
wish) (amanda)
You want the same kind of dress to come back in style like what was
worn in the movie, especially the dresses Rose had.(amanda)
The stairs at your house have a bronze cherub at the bottom (amanda)
You've sat through the movie for 32.5 hours [ ten times ]. (titanic lover 98)
You believe that you were reincarnated and used to be a passenger on the
Titanic in your previous life. (Deb and Anne Marie)
You beg your parents to let you take Irish step dancing class just so you can re-create the Steerage Party scene with
your friends. (kristen)
You are on your 5th titanic website listening to the sountrack then
walk up and kiss your LEO poster(MICHELLE)
You go home after watching the movie for the first
time and immediately watch every romantic comedy you can get your
hands on to get the bitter taste of tragic love out of your mouth. (It
took four viewings of "While You Were Sleeping" to get MOST of the taste out, buit
still lingers.) (Ron. K)
You have read each obsession sign up to this point without skipping
any. (Katie)
When you go canoeing you can't help but stand up in the boat and yell,
"Is anyone alive out there?" (Jeff)
You won't take a bath unless your mom lets you put a wooden board in the
water.(Jeff)
Your cat had 6 kittens, and you named them Jack, Rose, Leo, Kate,
Murdoch, and Cameron.(Jeff)
You cry for Jack and Rose at least once a day. (Jennifer)
You buy a replica of the Heart of the Ocean.(Jennifer)
You have read the whole Titanic script, from beginning to end.(Jennifer)
You refuse to wear necklaces with anything other than heart-shaped pendents on them
The movie ends, there's 500 people leaving the theater, you've had to
use the restrooms since the Steerage party, so you and your friends turn
finding an empty stall into a search for an open gate from 3rd class....
sprinting down hallways and knocking people down, begging ushers to let you use
the employee bathroom..... JUST LIKE JACK AND ROSE (Meryl)
You nod after reading each sign (Renee)
Your parents think you're crazy and won't let you see it again so you beg for hours till they say yes (Renee)
Your friends and family refuse to lend you any more money because they
know you'll spend it on Titanic stuff (Xacktley)
When your normal job is not able to cover the cost of your twice-a-day
trip to the theatre, you are reduced to begging on the streets..."Please, I
need the money, just one more time, I need to see it ONE MORE TIME!!!" (Xacktley)
You get to the reading comprehension part of a test, and upon noticing
that the title of a selection is "Iceberg" you yell out, "Iceberg right
ahead!!" (Isabel)
While reading the selection mentioned above, you begin to cry,even
though the story is scientific, and has nothing to do with the Titanic.
(Isabel)
Coming back from work, you change your way in order to drive in front
of a theatre playing Titanic, you stare at the huge Jack and Rose picture,
listening to the Soundtrack, and cry (Jean-Philippe)
You made yourself a fake 30-day pass for Titanic. You show it to every
one of your friends and they believe it's true (Jean-Philippe)
You tried using your fake pass at your local theatre (Jean-Philippe)
When the Titanic Special is -at least- broadcast in France, you tape
it on two VCRs, in case one of the recordings is bad (Jean-Philippe)
You nearly had three car accidents while listening to the Soundtrack
and not paying attention to traffic (Jean-Philippe)
You wish they would make a store devoted to only titanic
merchandise(mike)
You are in the process of making titanic birthday cards for all your
friends and are already making titanic christmas cards (mike)
You subscribed to every single magizine in the world just in case
titanic shows up(mike)
You play MHWGO before church as a prelude, even though you are supposed
to be playing amazing grace(mike)
You write down all the times you heard MHWGO on the radio, what stations
it was playing on and what time they played it at. (White Wolf)
You scream and get all excited when you hear MHWGO on the radio even if
you heard it less than five minutes ago on a totally different station.(White Wolf)
You spend all day looking for the song MHWGO and after you hear it you
can't get enough so you look for it again. (White Wolf)
You're on the internet from 11:30pm to 10am looking up every single
titanic site there is even if you already saw most of them twice and you
still want to continue but you can't because your behind is sore and
you're falling asleep.(White Wolf)
You can't get through the day or a conversation without saying something
related to titanic. (White Wolf)
You have a really big urge to go up to complete strangers and ask if
they're good at drawing so you can pose nude for them and say every
single line that Rose said from that scene from the movie.(White Wolf)
"My Heart Will Go On" is in your head all day and all night even when
you are sleeping. (White Wolf)
You can sing "My Heart Will Go On" forwards and backwards. (White Wolf)
Your dad tells you he's having another phone line installed and that no
one can reach him because you keep going on the internet looking for
more websites of titanic. [and yes this one really happened to me] (White Wolf)
You write more signs that you're obsessed during computer art class. (White Wolf)
If you don't watch the movie at least once a week or listen to the song
"My Heart Will Go On everyday you'll go insane, lock yourself in your
room and cry. (White Wolf)
You tell your computer art teacher that you have the HBO First Look
Special on titanic taped and she wants you to make a copy of it so she
can show her students. And after that you and her have a 5minute long
discussion about titanic during class. (White Wolf)
You refuse to see The Man in the Iron Mask or any other movie because it
might beat Titanic at the box office. (White Wolf)
You can't print out pictures from the Titanic website so you tell your
dad when he goes to work to print them becuse he has a color printer at
work. Then you ask him to buy a color printer for home so it will be
more convenient. (White Wolf)
You want a bigger room so you can hang up more pictures from titanic
[besides the ones that are on your door which are basically the only
places you actually have room left to put up anything.] (White Wolf)
You hope you don't think of anymore obsession signs to send to this page
because sitting infront of your computer for long amounts of times gives
you eyestrain. (White Wolf)
You stole somebody elses copy of the sheet music to titanic because you
would have to wait 2 weeks and you just had to have it (mike)
You now have four titanic scrapbooks-one for the script, one for
pictures, one for memorable quotes, and one for this entire obsession list(mike)
When you get into the bathtub and wear a pair of binoculars to watch for
icebergs. (Stephanie & Kristen)
Someone could be talking about something totally not having to do with
the Titanic,but you somehow work to subject into the conversation(Mj011980)
Your science partner stands up and screams "You have an unhealthy
obsession with the Titanic, you know!"(Mj011980)
You somehow managed to weasel your way into the theater three days
before the movie opened and saw it.(Mj011980)
You and your boyfriend fight over the movie because you like it and
he thinks it's corny. (Eduardo)
You read books written by survivors of the titanic disaster that have
nothing to do with the titanic at all.(Adam)
You break the sound barrior when you run to the bath room during the
movie(Adam)
You print out every picture of Leonardo that you can find, hang them on your ceiling, lay on your bed, and hope that the
tape gives way. (Mallory)
You tell all your friends everything you know about the movie just so they will think you're the best fan in the world.(Mallory)
Every time the song (MHWGO) comes on you break out singing and dancing with your paper cut-out of Jack. (Mallory)
Every time you see a picture of Rose you scream "Why didn't you let Jack on the wood?!" Even though it was his choice to not get up.(Mallory)
Every time you see a picture of Jack you act as if you're Rose and say, "I'll never let go!." And start tearing wildly and the poster trying to grab his hand.(Mallory)
You spend more time on your Titanic site, then you do spending time with
your family (Fantasia)
Your friends threaten to kill themselves if you sing MHWGO one more time,
and you do it just to see if they will (Fantasia)
Your husband thinks you are looney because you are way too obsessed, and
after three months he thinks that you should forget it...(Fantasia)
Your husband refuses to see any movie that has Leonardo Dicaprio in it.(Fantasia)
You forget what you are talking about in the middle of a conversation and start talking about the Titanic instead (Fantasia)
You have so many obessions that you can't remember them all (Fantasia)
You start inventing things to say to Leonardo when you meet him, and i
did say when....(Fantasia)
You go to Disney and scream "Iceberg right ahead!" on The pirate of the
Carribean (Fantasia)
Your 12 year old niece hates you cause you know more about Leonardo than
she does.(Fantasia)
You walk around work with a note pad and pen to write obsession signs, just so you will not forget
them. (Karen and Cynthia)
You and your cousin have vowed to do toe exercises for 10 minutes a day to strengthen your toes. (Karen and Cynthia)
You and your cousin are at work practicing standing on your toes. (Karen and Cynthia)
You are late everyday to work because you are on the internet reading Titanic sites. (Karen and Cynthia)
Everyday you find yourself checking off more and more obsession signs pertaining to you. (Karen and
Cynthia)
You have talked about Titanic so much you have gotten your mother obsessed. (Karen and Cynthia)
Your boyfriend tells you to shut up about the Titanic so you two can have a sensible conversation,
you tell him Y'all are having a sensible conversation. (Karen and Cynthia)
Your boyfriend dreads it when the movie hits video
tape because he feels he will never see you. (Karen and Cynthia)
You hunt down your soon to be ex-husband just to
spit in his face call him an unimaginable bastard and
tell him " I would rather be his whore than your wife." (Karen and Cynthia)
You have seen the movie five times and you want to go see it another five times. (Karen and Cynthia)
You and your cousin are in a competition to see who can see it the most. (Karen and Cynthia)
you scream and hit your computer everytime it says cannot retrieve a Titanic site. (Lena)
You came out of the movie and said maybe Jack was just sleeping and Rose
killed him. (my friend actually said this.)(Lena)
Your dad's name is Jack and everytime someone calls asking for Jack
your first thought is to break down crying and tell the person that Jack died.(Lena)
You actually agree with your messed up LA teacher that Titanic is
the best movie ever.(Lena)
There's a painting in your school by some Hockney guy but every time
you go buy you swear it says Hockley so you curse it. (Lena)
You watch the show THREE every week just so you can boo and hiss at
David Warner(the guy who played Cal's manservent) (Lena)
You get down on your knees and beg and cry for your mother to let
you watch the Oscars even though she told you no TV for a month(It worked i can
watch them) (Lena)
You are dying because you've only seen it once and that was 2 months
ago.(Lena)
You are seriously considering asking a boy in your school who you
hardly know to go see titanic this weekend with you and friends just because
all he does is complain about how he hasn't seen it yet (he also has a
girlfriend) (Lena)
If someone asks you a quesion about leo you babble on for the next
half an hour about him.(Lena)
Theres a kid at your bus stop who hasn't seen it because his parents
will not let him and you are considering going to them and convincing them
to let him see it just so you can have another person to talk to you about it.(Lena)
You have a b-day party to go to in a week and a half and you have to
dress up as your fav TV show or Movie character and you're wondering where
you can find a dress from 1912 specifically one like Rose's. (true story)(Lena)
Your whole Algebra book is covered with Leo's name and you did this
while the teacher was teaching a brand new subject you had not had before.(Lena)
You can't go a whole day with out saying something pertaining to Leo
or titanic. (Lena)
Even though you've seen the movie 6 times, you still feel the
urge to yell "Get a life jacket, Jack! PLEASE!!" in between spouts of tears.(JulietRAS)
You have a shirt made up of the poster and wear it everyday.(Swirly1773)
You have used some form of Titanic in every project for Art.(Swirly1773)
You deny that you are obessed.(Swirly1773)
You sneak into to it, even if you have just seen "The Man In the
Iron Mask"(Swirly1773)
You think Leo(Jack) and Kate(Rose) should be together in real life (Sara)
Your planning a big Oscar party for the first time, but have told
your guests that they can ONLY come if they are rooting for Titanic in
EVERY categoty! (Jillian)
You are very upset because your copy of the James Camerons Titanic
book STILL isn't in yet!! (Jillian)
Your husband had actually asked you if you met Leonardo DiCaprio, if
you would leave him for Leo! As if! (Jillian)
You are frantic because you heard through a good source that Leo is
taking Kate Moss to the Oscars, and you totally HATE her now. (Jillian)
You have mixed feelings about The Man In The Iron Mask beating Titanic
at the box office, on one hand it took down the best movie of all time,
on the other, its still Leo!!! (Jillian)
After trying to rent othter movies with Kate Winslet in them, you have
boycotted your usual movie store for not having more that one copy of
her movies! (Jillian)
You can identify with tons of these obsession signs, and feel
comforted by that.(Jillian)
You decide to volunteer at the Toronto Internatinal Film Festival in
hopes that Leo might be there. (Jillian)
A friend said he wasn't going to see Titanic because "he knows how it
ends" and you were so mad that you had to turn away and excuse yourself.(Jillian)
Another friend was insulting Titanic and Leo (how rude!) and you
again had to excuse yourself!(Jillian)
You carry with you, all all times, at least two things reminding you
of Titanic (sorry, your eight ticket stubs count only for one thing...)."(Jean-Philippe)
You know the showing times of every theatre playing Titanic, and the
bus/subway time tables to go back home after the movie. You visited every theatre and took notes to get this
information".(Jean-Philippe)
You are a quiet person, but when an idiot at a screening of Titanic brings a laser pointer and shines it on Jack's dead face you turn aroundand scream at them to stop (I did this) (Shannon)
Your mom starts referring to Leonardo DiCaprio as your boyfriend.(Brandi)
