You are very upset because no one has came out with figurines of Jack, Rose, and the ship like they do for every other big movie. (Lisa)
You are naming your first born daughter "Jacklyn Rose". (Lisa)
You line your school folders with pictures of Jack and Rose--and your in college for your fifth year working on your professional degree! (Lisa)
The only way your parents can get you to come home for the weekend from college is to bribe you by telling you if you come home, then they will take you to see Titanic.........AGAIN!!! (Lisa)
You own 2 copies of the magazine dealing with any Titanic information. One to keep and one to cut out the pictures. (Andrea)
You have officially changed your last name to Dawson. (Sam)
You have the script and have inserted pictures of scenes from the movie in the right places.(Sam)
You re-enact scenes from the movie at sleepovers (Sam)
You get into hot debates with people in chat rooms who think Leo Or The TITANIC suck!(Sam)
You have trivia contests with people in chat rooms about the TITANIC (Samantha)
our birthday is coming up and the movie Titanic is your theme. Complete with pictures and posters. (Sam)d
Every present that you have recieved for your 15th birthday is TITANIC associated. The script, posters, the book, 8x10 glossies of Jack and Rose (12 of them!) from the movie, Autographed t-shirt of Jack etc. (SAM)
You have a portfolio of stuff on the real TITANIC. For the past 6 years you have collected anything and everything that you can get your hands on.(Sam)
You belong to the TITANIC Historical Society, and have met Don Lynch, Ed Kamuda, and Bill (Titanic)Tatum, all gurus of the actual Titanic.(Samantha)
All you think about is TITANIC!! Nothing else penetrates your brain! (SAM)
You start to hum "My heart will go on" and suddenly your friend asks me a question. You keep on humming and don't even answer your poor friend! (Nóra)
You record "My Heart Will Go On" off the radio on both sides of a cassette tape, even though you have both the Titanic soundtrack and Celine Dion's CD. (Mysti)
You already have 4 and a half hours of Titanic clips, specials, and the music video on a VHS tape...and keep it in your VCR just in case.(Mysti)
Upon realizing you set your VCR wrong and got "Beyond Belief"
instead of "Breaking New Ground: The Making of Titanic" you go into a fit of rage and start to cry.(Mysti)
You carry your ticket stubs in your wallet and gaze adoringly at them at least once a day.(Mysti)
The Titanic soundtrack is sold out of every store in the city. When your sister comes back from her Christmas trip from France and gives you the soundtrack she purchased there in the waiting area, you start jumping up and down and screaming, oblivious to those around you.(Mysti)
Your life is not complete until you find a Titanic movie poster.(Mysti)
When you go to Suncoast Motion Picture and find they have official movie posters for every recent movie *except* Titanic, your best friend has to physically drag you out of the store before you cause property damage. (Mysti)
Your Titanic CD has not been removed from your player since the day you got it 3 months ago. (Mysti)
You go over all the "what ifs" that could have allowed Jack to live at least once a day.(Mysti)
When people tell you this was fiction, you reply "We don't know all the stories of Titanic. And Rose didn't even tell her story for 84 years!! It *could* have happened!! We don't know!!" (Mysti)
Your friend's mom has a baby December 20th and names her Emma Rose Dawson. You, having seen the movie on December 19th, immediately burst into tears upon hearing this name, then have to try and explain to your friend why the birth of her little sister makes you sob. And yes, this really happened!(Mysti
You and 2 of your best friend go wading in a pond on a cold day in the middle of Febuary to get the full Titanic effect! (cherry)
You feel terrible when a friend who's not obsessed with "Titanic" asks you to go to a movie with her for her birthday, actually have to consider what's worth more, "Titanic" or your friendship, and it's a close call,but when you're in the theater you get an ingenious idea to never look at the screen, and so for the next 2 hours and 15 minutes you learn to truly appreciate the beauty of the ceiling, the chairs, the exit sign, and the
black curtain under the screen------ that is, when you don't have your eyes closed thinking of "Titanic" scenes and saying lines to yourself.(Byron)
When you've done the previous obsession you agree with everything your friend says about the "other movie" so as not to let on what you've really done. (Byron)
You couldn't tell a soul what the "other movie" was about.(Byron)
After being traumatized by having been in another theater you feel guilty as sin, go home, shut yourself in the bathroom, turn off the lights, light 14 candles (1 for each Oscar nomination), and repent by listening to the soundtrack while taking a purity bath praying you will be cleansed of your horrid sin and that the cast and crew and your "Titanic" partner will forgive you. (Byron)
You pour chilled bottled water down your back to get a glimpse of what Jack and Rose (and eventually 1500 other people) went through.(Byron)
You can't believe how stupid you are when it you've seen the movie 13 times and you've just now thought of putting a related announcement on your answering machine. (Byron)
You consider yourself Einstein when you've been at least 14 times and your parents still think you're somewhere around 6. (Byron)
You think they should make a deck of cards with individual pictures of the cast on each one. (Byron)
You delight in shamelessly torturing your "Titanic" partner with impressions of the love of her life (the guy that plays Mr. Lowe) who just happens to be in the movie and you just happen to have a flashlight that's a pretty darn good replica of the one in the movie that makes you dangerous (Byron)
You keep repeating over and over to yourself " I'll never let go . " (Tricia)
You are at the movies to see something other then "Titanic" (hiss boo hiss). Before the movie starts (it was "The Wedding Singer) and you hear a loud rumbleing comeing from the theatre next to you. It is at that moment that you realize "Titanic" is in the next theatre and you think about the movie during the one you are watching. When you leave the theatre, you just have to glance into "Titanic" to see what part it is at (it was when Rose goes to Jack). Then your boyfriend has to drag you away as movie theatre employees are coming down the hall. (This really happened to me the other night!)(Sarah B.)
You have spent hours reading every one of these signs of obsession! (lrc)
No matter what movie you see in a mulitplex, you sneak in to see the end of Titanic (lrc)
You walk around doing impressions of Mr Andrews (lrc)
You know people in your home town where Titanic hasn't come yet so they haven't seen it, and you wonder HOW THEY CAN POSSIBLY LIVE!!! (Jillian)
You are obsessed with getting a huge Titanic poster and can't wait until you get one.(Jillian)
You bug the people at the book store everyday, asking when your copy of James Camerons Titanic is going to be in!
(Jillian)You turn up the soundtrack full blast and listen to it from start to finish, going over every scene in your head, and getting teary-eyed at certain parts.(Jillian)
You find yourself quoting Rose's lines!(Jillian)
You have 2 or more Titanic web sites bookmarked.(Jillian)
You have a collection of Leo pics that you keep in your drawer.(Jillian)
You hope they hurry up and release more footage that they didn't use in the film, so you can tape it on your Titanic videotape.(Jillian)
You taped Celine Dion's MHWGO 3 times in a row, just so you could get it perfect from start to finish.(Jillian)
Your about to see Titanic for the 8th time, and your still very excited!!!!(Jillian)
You have seen every movie with Leo in it, and even enjoyed Total Eclipse, even though he played a meanie, and was kissing a gross older man! (Jillian)
Your screensaver is of Titanic, and you have one of Leo that you put on when you husband is away!(Jillian)
Your life hasn't been the same since you first saw Titanic on
December 28/97.(Jillian)
You wonder how you could possibly have this big of a crush on Leo when you are 25 years old and married! (Jillian)
You have submitted over 10 signs to this web page.(Jillian)
You are thrilled that they are going to make a second soundtrack with the third class dance music on it!!!(Jillian)
You hate the Oscars judges for not recognizing James Cameron in the screenplay category, and of course Leo for best actor. Dustin Hoffman? Please! Are they on drugs? Not nominating them is absurd! Although they did get 14 nominations, what about Leo?!(Jillian)
You actually suggest going to see your mother-in -law, so you can get the Fox TV special on Titanic that she taped for you.(Jillian)
Your friends, family and husband really think you need a new hobby.(Jillian)
You dream you are on the Titanic and wake up sea sick! (Cyndi)
You and your friends have made a music video for MHWGO, where they did graceful yoga in the backround, and the lead singer was dressed in a cute pink nightie...and cried in the appropriate places. (ADT)
If anyone even makes the smallest hint of anything related to Mr. Murdoch and the ship sinking, you immediately start to defend the officer vehemently, even if the person doing to hinting is on tv or in a book. (Kim)
When you're watching the movie, and someone in the unenlightened peanut gallery makes a derogatory comment, you think seriously about jumping up and committing a felony against that person, but can't because you're too overcome with emotion from whatever's happening onscreen.(Kim)
You have kicked the chair of the child in front of you because he/she made the mistake of talking to his/her mother during the movie.(Kim)
Your mother begs you to stop telling people how many times you've seen it. (Kim)
You glare at people who bring children to the movie, and try to subliminally get them to sit far far away from you, or better yet, subliminally get them to leave. (Kim)
If someone so much as rattles a cup of ice during certain parts of the movie, you immediately turn and glare at them until they see the error of their ways. (Kim)
You're on a first name basis with the guy who shows the movie and the lady who takes the tickets.(Kim)
When My Heart Will Go On is playing somewhere in your dorm (and it does every five minutes), you have to go to your room and shut the door because you start thinking about the movie and crying.(Kim)
You have Titanic: Breaking New Ground on tape, and you have it timecoded so that you know exactly where each scene is that you really want to watch.(Kim)
After your friends see the movie for the first time, they come to you for support because you've seen it so much that you're sort of like a counselor for Titanic Anxiety.(Kim)
You have the urge to go to Hollywood, walk right up to the President of The Academy of Arts And Sciences, and demand that Leonardo Dicaprio be nominated for best lead actor in a drama film for the Oscars, or you will sabotage the whole ceremony. (Sue)
On Oscar night, you plan on running up on the stage while some other lead actor is making a speech, snatch the award from the awardee, and yell, "This Oscar goes to Leonardo!" (Sue)
After hearing that Titanic got 14 Oscar nominations, you snob every other film that also got nominated, and hope that Titanic wins every nomination. (Sue)
Whenever you hear, the love song, "My Heart Will Go On" come on anywhere, you go into a hypnotic trance. (Sue)
You say goodnight to the desktop photo of Jack and Rose before switching off your computer (Jean)
You own the Soundtrack at home and have the tape in your car, but continue going to the CD shop after lunch to listen to tracks 4, 8, 11, 12, 14 and 15 (Jean)
You think about Titanic during important meetings where you will have serious decisions to make (Jean)
You have forbidden yourself from seeing Titanic this weekend (Jean)
You've seen it so many times that on your way there you cry! (Mat)
You've seen it once or twice, and cry when Jack boards the ship!(Mat)
You've been writting one letter after another to try and get the first copy of Titanic ever made.(Mat)
The night before it comes to movies at your movie store, you sleep outside.(Mat)
You've seen the movie the 20th time but you still scream at the screen,"NO JACK!!! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG AND TOO CUTE TO DIE!!!!" (Cleopatra)
If your parents hear one more thing about "Titanic", they are going to scream 'blue murder'. (Cleopatra)
You wear the dress that Rose wore to dinner, curl your hair into ringlets and sport a butterfly clip to the snowball dance, and take a picure of Leo as your date which you and your friend fight over . When it rips in half you put it next to your heart and say "I'll never let go Jack" and sing "My heart will go on". (Shawn)
You are in charge of your school's Prom, and you convince everyone that the theme will be 'Under The Sea', and the song "My Heart Will Go On"
(Celeste)
You go shopping for a dress, and you buy the one Kate Winslet wore to the Golden Globe Awards, or one that looks like something from Titanic (Celeste)
Your conversation in history class revolves around 'Why isn't Titanic in the history book?' (Celeste)
You are so into Titanic, that your teachers save you clippings and pictures from the movie. (Celeste)
Your parents threatened to stop giving you money if you spent it on seeing TITANIC again (Celeste)
Your friends give you dirty looks everytime you mention the movie (Celeste)
When people ask you what you look like on the computer, you describe Rose (celeste)
You buy 2 tickets to the movie just so you can have both sides to one.(Carrie P)
You feel that you would be a traitor if you go see another
movie.(Carrie P)
You pay 10 bucks for some Titanic plans so you can trace the
route of Jack and Rose.(Carrie P)
You spend 2 hours plus in a Titanic Trivia chat room trying to prove to everybody that you know absolutely EVERYTHING about Titanic-the movie AND the historical ship.(Carrie P)
You listen to the soundtrack so loudly, the neighbors can hear it from outside---without the windows being open!! (Ellen)
When a commercial comes on, you gasp and demand silence from
everyone in the room (Ellen)
You start crying in church when the priest makes a reference to the movie in his sermon, because you keep thinking about the movie.(Ellen)
A day does not pass where you do not think to yourself "I have to see that movie again or I'll die" at least once.(Ellen)
You've already called your friend that works at Blockbuster and reserved your copy of the video. (Ellen)
You hate yourself for not being Rose (April)
You buy anything with his (leo's ) pic (APRIL)
You ask movie people for pics and posters of Titanic (April)
Quotes from Titanic: You say them, make a book out of them, write them and memorise them (April)
You suddenly see scenes from the movie play before your eyes when walking down the street.(April)
You feel that Jack is calling you from the bottom of the ocean.(April)
You see the scene where Jack is dead and scream "Take me instead!"(April)
You buy a big hat like Rose and walk around the house reciting lines.(April)
Your friends tell you that you need therapy and invent a Titanic support group just for you.(April)
You wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm a Titaniac and I'm proud of it!" (April)
You paid $55 for two posters and then proceeded to pay $135 each to get them PROFESSIONALLY framed. (nicole)
When confronted by your family, find yourself saying, "I don't have a problem. I can stop anytime I want." (nicole)
You change your last name to "Dawson" so that when you have a boy, their name can be "Jack Dawson." Vice versa with Rose DeWitt Bukater. (nicole)
You have Titanic screen saver on your computer, and everytime you watch it, you cry. (Sue)
You demand to your choir director that the choir should sing "My Heart Will Go On," and that the women should dress like the women in first class or the women in Steerage.
You watch tv, and everytime you see the Carvinal Cruise commercial, you cry.(Sue)
You're flicking throught the channels on your tv, and everytime you see some cruise ship, you think, "Oh my God, Titanic!" (Sue)
You want to deck the person who says that Titanic is stupid! (POW!)(Sue)
You think that every person who thinks Titanic is stupid are heartless people, and think that they should be put away into some mental institution! (Sue)
You should have purchased stock for Titanic movie and apparel because you've spent so much money seeing the movie (ReAnSt)
You want your high school to reanact the Titanic for its musical (ReAnSt)
You keep hoping they will make a sequel (Swim145)
You write notes to your friends with nothing on them but titanic quotes (Swim145)
You watch the movie over and over, and keep hoping you get extra credit in history class (Swim145)
Every time you hear the word "titanic" you stop whatever you're doing until you find out EXACTLY what they're talking about (Swim145)
You bring a thermometer w/ you every time you swim just to make sure there's no icebergs (Swim145)
You cry at the beginning of the film just because you know they're all going to die (Swim145)
The movie theatre has taken to putting a reserved sign on your chair. (Yfandes1)
You manage to relate every history project you get to Titanic, and then claim you're doing research when you go to see the movie ONE MORE TIME!!!! (Yfandes1)
When you tell your parents that you're going out, they don't even need to ask where. You spend most of your life in the theatre after all.(Yfandes1)
You know the names of Leo and Kates parents, siblings, uncles, cousins, great aunts and even their dogs!!!! (Yfandes1)
You can recite Kate and Leo's careers starting with their preschool production of "I'm a Little Teapot" (Yfandes1)
You call the music store EVERY DAY to ask if the second soundtrack is availiable (Sarah)
You go to the mall EVERY DAY and ask if there are any new
TITANIC or Leo posters since the last time you were there (Sarah)
The lady at the ticket counter says "So how many times is this, Sarah? 15?" (Sarah)
You know you are obsessed with TITANIC if you carry around a little box with you EVERYWHERE you go that contains all of your ticket stubs, many little pictures of Titanic, and your large, folded up picture of Leo so that you can kiss it whenever you feel the urge! (Sarah)
In your history class, you are assigned to do a research paper. The topic you choose is the "Sinking of the Titanic", and you use the movie as one of your sources! (Sue)
You spend the whole day printing out these obsessions, and give out copies to those people who are obsessed like you.(Sue)
You print out new copies of these obsessions everytime it is updated.(Sue)
Your printer has overheated from printing out so many copies of these obsessions!(Sue)
All day you think about good signs that you are obsessed for this website!(Sue)
You find yourself staying up late at night devising an illegal, insane plot to go to LA, find the people who decide on the oscar nominations and hold them hostage until they agree to give leo a nomination for Titanic. (nicole)
You insist that a "right-wing conspiracy" was repsonsible for leo not getting an oscar nomination. (nicole)
You listened to your soundtrack so much you wore it down and you are on your 3rd cd. (Selena)
You beg your friend (who is a ballet/ tap dancer) to learn that dance and teach it to you. (Rose0084)
You refuse to go to any other movie (Rose0084)
You cried when you found out Leo wasn't nominated for best actor (Rose0084)
You watch the preview channel for hours just to see the preveiw for
Titanic (Rose0084)
You listen to MY HEART WILL GO ON on repeat for three hours straight (Rose0084)
You have the lyrics to MY HEART WILL GO ON taped to your mirror (Rose0084)
You read all 5000+ Titanic posts, in an hour. (Ellen)
You watch the whole top ten videos just to see the clips from the movie (and endure Celine Dion's distasteful vocal stylings for the forementioned purpose) (Jane)
You have modified your member profile to include musings on or quotes
from Titanic (Jane)
You suddenly get incredible urges to see the movie for no apparent reason (Jane)
When people are talking during the movie, you turn around and threaten to hit them like Rose hit the guy who would help Jack when he was handcuffed to the pipe. ( I actually did this-my friends threatened to disown me!) (J.Mako)
On rainy days, you and your friends splash through puddles yelling
"Jack! Jack!" (J.Mako)
In order to keep yourself amused during an extremely boring class, you
make up different scenarios that would have let both Rose and Jack live.
You wish Jack got Cal's place in the lifeboat. (J.Mako)
You and your boy/girl friend go to the Santa Monica pier, drink cheap beer,
ride the roller coaster until you throw up, and try to draw each other's
portraits, figuring that since Jack and Rose didn't get to, someone
should. (J.Mako)
In Chemistry class when your teacher mentions the element
"titanium" your eyes well up with tears.(Kathryn)
You sit by your bedroom window, breathe heavily on it until a dense
mist is created, then slide your hand across the mist like Rose. (Kathryn)
Kathy Bates - learnin' to love her. (Kathryn)
You don't even like classical music but u need total silence while listening to ANY song form the soundtrack and u burst out in tears (ToMMyHil61)
You modify your AOL profile to it with Titanic quotes. (Kelly)
Anyone with a question about Tiatnic just KNOWS you will have the
answer. (Kelly)
a friend misses a Titanic special or interview on TV they can come
to you to view the tape. (kelly)
You read this list and actually get good ideas on how to decorate you
room or display your Titanic affection. (kelly)
You spend both a Friday and a Saturday night online checking out
Titanic sites instead of going out! (Mary)
You swear that you were Jack or Rose in a former life. (Molly)
You try to bribe the ticket person for an all-day pass to every Titanic
movie showing.(Molly)
You don't answer to anything but Rose or Kate anymore. (Molly)
The background of all your emails is navy blue.(Jizzmop17)
You named your nail polishes after the characters in Titanic!(Jizzmop17)
Evertime there's a segment about Titanic on TV, you and your friends
synchronically call each other.(Jizzmop17)
You have a special catagory on your buddy list titled Titanic friends,
and you have to erase people from your other lists every day to get a new
Titanic friend in.(Jizzmop17)
It's 1:00 AM and your mother screams at you to stop looking at that
obsessions list and you say, "Oh stop it mother, you'll get yourself a nosebleed"(Jizzmop17)
The sign-on music reminds you of My Heart Will Go On.(Jizzmop17)
You have a weekly session with your friends, first seeing the movie,
then reciting the lines on the way home, then renting every Leo and Kate
film, and then listening to the soundtrack while looking through all your Titanic
books and scrapbook. (Jizzmop17)
You can play "My Heart Will Go On" on two or more instruments (I can)(Rachel)
People yell at you in the theatres for reciting the whole movie,
including the cameras movements.(Rachel)
Your password has something to do with Jack (leo) Rose (Kate) or
anything Titanicy (Rachel)
Your teachers know you as "The Titanic Girl/Guy" (Rachel)
You're writing a letter to the congress stating that Leo should be
press (Who cares about Bill!)(Rachel)
You scream/cry whenever anything about Titanic or Leo is mentioned
in any conversation, newspaper, tv show........ect.(Rachel)
You've taped every TV special on Titanic, and the Music Video (Rachel)
You somehow got your hands on a copy of the movie, and taped it.(Rachel)
11. You're one of the people who threatened to kill themselves if they
don't meet Leo.(Rachel)
You've written to Oprah more than once to have Leo on her show (and
to invite you to see it, of course)(Rachel)
You've spent more than fifty dollars on just the tickets to see
Titanic. (Rachel)
You save Titanic downloads then e-mail them to your friends as well as
printouts to take to work. (Carolyn)
You start a Titanic Library Collection.(Carolyn)
You check out the Titanic Historical Society and want a membership for
Mother's Day.(Carolyn)
You give up Beanie Baby collection to collect Titanic stuff.(Carolyn)
You check out unsolicited e-mails related to Titanic.(Carolyn)
You start crying when your computer doesn't install a Titanic
screensaver correctly. (Leo Love)
You are a karaoke singer and you buy 'My Heart Will Go On' on
karaoke disc as soon as it comes out--this in turn leads your audience
to have to hear it everytime you go to karaoke.(Jasmine)
You find yourself poring over catalogs trying to find dresses in any
way similar to those from that era so that you can buy them.(Jasmine)
You tell your future fiancee, while ring shopping, that you would
rather have a blue stone that looks like the heart of the ocean.(Jasmine)
You find yourself wanting to spit on anyone who even remotely
resembles Cal Hockley.(Jasmine)
You have the urge to frequent pubs playing Irish music just to swig
beer and impress the brutes by standing on your toes while intoxicated.(Jasmine)
You hope that when you finally die someday, you will have an
experience just as beautiful as Rose's at the end of the movie.(Jasmine)
You ask your future fiancee, who also toys with carpentry, to build
an exact replica of the Grand Staircase in your house--complete with
angels and clock.(Jasmine)
You find yourself looking for replicas of the paintings Rose had in
the movie to decorate your house.(Jasmine)
You ponder going in to Oceanography just so you can go down in a sub
and see the real Titanic.(Jasmine)
You send email postcards of the movie to your boyfriend as Rose and
put Jack in the spot where his name should be. (Jasmine)
You cry when you read the obssession list! (Rachael & Erin)
You invite your friends over for a pool party, and stock your pool with
driftwood and make the water freezing cold. (Rachael & Erin)
You report on a Titanic newsletter and start sobbing when you can't
report about Leo. (Rachael)
You join your school's yearbook commitee just so you can have a full
page about Titanic (Erin, Rachael, and Jessica)
You start daydreaming of how you could get the newspaper boy's
attention, who just happens to be a family friend of Leo's. (Rachael)
You plan to rob your teacher because she has the soundtrack to Titanic
and you lost yours (Rachael)
You have actually written a college final paper on The Titanic (Ky)
You spend five hours visiting every posible web site on The Titanic (Ky)
When you are in charge of day care and you tell the children to play
make believe their names are characters from the movie. (Ky)
You are up at 4:00 in the morning still looking at Titanic pages.
(Ky)
You have printed out over 50 pages relating to the Titanic (Ky)
You are doing my PHD dissertation on the
relationship between group bonding and one's attendence at a Titanic Crying Party and are including yourself in the study!!!!! (Rob)
You watch "Braveheart" on commercial television, even though the it has always bored you to death -- just to listen to the James Horner music. (Jill)
