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What Is It About This Man That Has MAde Him One Of The Nation's Best Selling Authors?   Is It His Lack Of Writing Style?  Is It His Fluffed Up Plots? Is It His Two-Dimensional Characters, Who Have About As Much Personality As Your Grandmother's Wallpaper?  I Have Yet To Figure Out How He Managed To Pull This Trick Off.

How Do I Even Begin To Relate The Evil This man Promotes?  Gone Are The Classic Authors Like James Joyce, Mark Twain, And F. Scott Fitzgerald.  Well, Not Gone Really. . . It's Howdy Doody Time!!Just Hidden Beneath The Dregs Of Pop Fiction As Usual,  The Current King Of That Fiction Would Be Michael Crichton

I Could Probably Waste Your Time By Giving Example After Countless Example Of Continuity Problems (Such As The "Death" Of Ian Malcolm In Jurassic Park And His Supposed Resurrection In The Lost World.) To His Movies (Like Twister, The Special Effects Vehicle With No Plausible Story Line Whatsoever!)  In Any Case, One Is Hard-Pressed To Find Reasons For The Surprising Success Of Crichton's Works.

Perhaps It Is His Ability To Draw A Reader, Rather Shamelessly, Into The Story.  Perhaps It Is His Hidden .  Whatever It Is, It Is Pure Evil.  So Says The Immortal Cimoli.

 
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