What Can I Really Say About This Vile Pervasion Of Evil?  We Have Watched The Commercials For The "Pottery That Grows" For Twenty Some-Odd Years.  Chia Pets Have Grown From The Singular Original Chia Dog To A Whole Family Of Chia Animals Consisting Of The Chia Cat, The Chia Pig, The Chia Bunny, And Others..  And Yet, Despite The Outbreak Of Growth And Change, We Could Take Comfort In The Fact That The Chia Remained Confined To The Animal Kingdom..

NOw, All That Has Changed.

With What One Can Only Consider To Be Advancements In Terra Cotta Technology, The Chia Masters Have Gone Beyond The Limits Of The Common Animal And Into The Realms Of MAnkind.  The Introduction Of The Chia Head Marks The First Step Towards Total Domination Of The Human Race.

What Comes Next?  The Chia Man?  With His Chia Wife And Chia Children?  I Say "NO!!"  We Must Stop This Dastardly Invader That Threatens The Livelihood Of Man Before It Is Too Late!  This Evil Must Stop Here!  So Says The Immortal Cimoli!

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