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With That Out Of The Way, This Group, "Spice Girls," May Just Be The Most Prominent Sign Of True Evil Known To Modern Man.  With Kitschy Lyrics And Sassy Good-Looks, They Have Practically Over-Run American Airwaves..  Before Their Video, "Wannabe," Made The Mtv Play List, They Were All But Completely Unknown. However, As Soon The American Audience Got Their First Glimpse Of These Five British Babes Jumping Around Bra-less In Tight-Fitting Tank Tops, Good Sense Was Quickly Passed Over For A High Libido.  "Who Cares Whether The Music Is Any Good?  Look At Them!  They Are Hot!!!"

With Catch Phrases Like "Girl Power," They Stake Their Claims In Modern Femininism While They Boast About Posing For "Men's" Magazines.  (Wait. . .  Didn't Gloria Steinam. . . ?)  They Have Become The Role Models For Today's Teenage Girl, Bending And Distorting Them Into Their "Spicy" Image.  If That Is not Evil, Then I Am Not The Immortal Cimoli!

But Then Again, Who Cares?  They Are Hot!!!

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