Attention assholes of earth. i will no longer be able to keep this page opperating.
My planet has sent an e.r.u. (Extraterrestrial Recovery Unit) to recover me from
my mission on earth. they will be here in approximately 4.29 microns and are exactly 40 parsecs away traveling at a distance of
5.59 lightyears per one of your earth seconds and will destroy you fool mortals with their cronaton death beam. be afraid. i am taking leave
of you to return to my home planet where i belong. existance on your planet has
been tiring at best and i can not wait to put my alien toes up on my Lazy-Grey comfort chair and have
my alien hoes massage my oily crevices. furthermore..before you are incenerated by my comrades death beam..i bestow upon the
more enlightened of you this knowledge from my peoples databass. Live long and prosper.