Real Name:  If I told ya that....then I wouldn't have a secret identity, and couldn't interact with "normal" people. Age: 30 (goin' on 13) Ht: 6 feet Wt: 190 Occupation:  Desk Monkey (day job), Professional Wiseass (night job). Previous employment:  "carny", pimp (amatuer), vice-pres. of "Nipsey Russell Fan Club", crime-fighter, rogue polymath, caucasian blaxploitation hero (couldn't get past the "color" barrier), Jukebox Hero (with stars in his eyes).... Lifelong B-movie fan and comic book geek, nobody really knows for sure where the hell HKC came from....he just gloriously graced us with his presence.  Constantly referring to his enviroment as an "alternate history in the Multiverse" may give us some clues as to who he may actually be.  The current theory is that he's the Earth-3 version of Peter Frampton.  Y'know...he rocks....but only for EVIL!  This is all purely based on second hand whsiperings and rumors, though....

At right:  Current photo (supposedly) At left:  Rumored artist's rendering of one of HKC's past "forms"

Then...there are those that say he's not even human at all, but more of an abstract, an embodiment of mischief and egotistical swagger that has taken many forms over the course of recorded history.  But, most of the people that make this claim are "artsy" folks from a nearby college town who "had way too much fun in the 1960s"...if ya get our menaing.....

Then, there are those who see him as a threat, and fear his  current presence amongst us....this may stem from his constant quips about "beer being much cheaper here in the 21st century.  Y'know...before the Great Robot War....those metal bastards are gonna tax the hell outta it."   He then rants about leading a human resistance (based in the local Miller Brewing Company bottling plant, of all places) where they weref finally able to "smash the cyborg muthers...." But, these accusations are usually brought up by members of various local militant groups, who spend alot of time "talking to God" on CB radios and walkie talkies, and have those little creepy plastic Jesus statues on their automobile dashboard....while polishing guns.

Domo arrigato, HKC?

The truth?  Possibly we shall never know....but we do have this ginchy website to enjoy his rambling for the time being......