Part 2:  Viewing the Film...or, "We Rented THIS ?!?"

Now that the flick's been picked and refreshments have been settled upon, it's time to take leave of your senses (disbelief and otherwise) and watch the damn thing..... Again, there are some guidelines that may help: 1.) The More the Merrier-  Though "Bad" Movies can be enjoyed all by one's lonesome, the real fun is in a social setting with like-minded individuals.  Ever go to a theatre by yerself?  If ya have, you'll notice it gets kinda creepy.  And, if ya try and heckle the film, no one really gets the jokes. So, for FOREVER EVIL, I called upon the assistance of my lackies....um, "operatives", The Three Seconds, a motley crew of quirky individuals who clearly have nothing better to do with their existence than hang out with talentless hacks who have delusions of artistic credibility.

Plank and HKC in their natural enviroment.  One must be careful, because they have been known to charge if spooked.

Waitaminnit....um....I mean really cool guys who kick alot of ass and take alot of names. With ninja powers. And a robot. Ahem.  Yeah....um...anyways.  The "viewing experience".  Friends come in handy and add to the humor level.  Jokes are best when shared.  Pus...it's comforting during the scary parts.

HKC- Gymkata Master!

2.) Drink.  Alot.  See "Cheap Beer"  It isn't neccessary, but it's always a good excuse.  "Why the hell did you rent/buy They Saved Hitler's Brain?!?"  "Well....I was pretty hammered...."  "Oh....okay."

Left to Right: HKC awaiting/hoping for Cthulhu to rise outta the lake, so's he'll eat Red Mitchell and Jeffery Lane during their exposition heavy (yet characterization building) male "Tampax Ad" talk about pregnancy. Jewtron 5000 pondering why he hangs out with these guys. Plank likes pie....

HKC- "Why is no one calling the police?  I mean, if supernatural forces started killin' you guys right now....I'd be dialing 911 chop-chop...." JK5- "Hello?  Ghostbusters? Tail-lights just ate my friend...." Plank- "I thought you guys said there was no such things as ghosts?!?  No way am I believin' this "There ain't no Santa" crap you were trying to feed me, HKC....."

3.) Most importantly, Have fun- Feel free to heckle the flick, joke amongst yourselves, just general mischief. That's why these films are so entertaining...the more audience participation, the better the poor script, cheap special effects, and "acting" seem.

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