Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors? If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they stick TEFLON to the pan? Why do they have Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM machine? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment and when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? You know that little indestructible box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of that substance? Why is that when you're driving and looking for an adress, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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