:: Notting Hill :: |
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Starring: Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant |
:: ¡@Dont Forget...I'm
also just a girl, standing in front of a boy,
asking him to love her (Julia Roberts)
Episode 1: William (Hugh Grant) spies something odd in the small TV monitor in his book shop |
William: | Bad news |
Thief: | What? |
William: | We have got a security camera in this shop |
Thief: | So? |
William: | So, I saw you put that book down your trousers |
Thief: | What book? |
William: | The one down your trousers. |
Thief: | I haven't got a book down my trousers. |
William: | Right..well, then I'll tell you what...I'll call the police and, |
If I'm wrong about the whole book-down-the-trousers | |
scenario, I really apologize. | |
Thief: | Okay...what if I did have a book down my trousers? |
William: | Well, ideally, when I went back to the desk, you'd remove |
the "Cadogan guide to Bali" from your trousers, and | |
either wipe it and put it back, or buy it. |
Episode 2: The thief asks Anna (Julia Roberts) for autograph |
Thief: | What does it say? |
Anna: | Well, that's the signature...and above, it says 'Dear |
Rufus, you belong in jail.' | |
Thief: | Nice one...(pause) Do you want my phone number? |
Anna: | Tempting but... no, thank you. |
Episode 3: Williams and his flatmate, Spike, are in the kitchen. Spike is wearing a full body scuba diving gear. |
William: | Just incidentally...why are you wearing that? |
Spike | Ahm...combination of factors really. No clean clothes... |
William: | There never will be, you know, unless you actually clean |
your clothes. | |
Spike: | Right...Vicious circle!! And then I was like rooting around |
in your things, and found this, and I thought..COOL!! | |
Kinda spacey.. |
Episode 4: Anna plans to meet William in her hotel but the staff mistakes William as one of the journalists who comes to interview Anna |
William: | Right. Ahm... the film's great... and I just wondered |
whether you ever thought of having more...horses in it? | |
(coz he told the staff that he comes from the magazine | |
'Horses and Hounds') | |
Anna: | Ahm..well...we would have liked to...but it was difficult, |
obviously, being set in space. | |
Staff: | Do remember that Miss Scott is also keen to talk about |
her next project, which is shooting later in the summer. | |
William: | Oh yes...excellent. Ahm...any horses in that one? Or |
hounds, of course. Our readers are equally intrigued by | |
both species. | |
Anna: | It takes place on a submarine. |
Episode 5: William is taken to interview other co-actors of the movie |
William: | Did you identify with the character you were playing? |
Interpretor: | No |
William: | Why not? |
Interpretor: | Because he is playing a psychopathic flesh-eating |
robot. |
Episode 6: Anna and William are in the living room |
Anna: | You have big feet |
William: | Yes. Always have had. |
Anna: | Do you know what they say about men with big feet? |
William: | No. What's that? |
Anna: | Big Feet, Large........Shoes |
Episode 7: (In William's bookshop) Anna is asking William to reconsider their relationship. |
Martin(Staff): | Excuse me...it's your mother on the phone. |
William: | Can you tell her I'll ring her back. |
Martin: | I actually tried that tack...but she said you said that |
before and it's been twenty-four hours, and her foot | |
that was purple is now a sort of blackish color... |
Episode 8: (In William's bookshop) William is away for the phone call |
Martin: | Can I just say, I thought 'Ghost' was a wonderful film. |
Anna: | Is that right? |
Martin: | Yes... I've always wondered what Patrick Swayze is |
like in real life. | |
Anna: | I can't say I know Patrick all that well. |
Martin: | Oh dear. He wasn't friendly during the filming? |
Anna: | Well, no...I'm sure he was friendly...to Demi Moore, |
who acted with him in 'Ghost.' |