Gomez: Hello and welcome to the new Thursday Travesty the first event since the dramatic move to Ground Zero Wrestling, and here with me we have Dean Fisher!

Dean: Well hello and welcome i am part of the new restructure of this company

Gomez: What ever happened to Snake?

Dean: Fired I think

Gomez: hey I know you your that referee that looked strangely familiar last week

Dean: Yeh, and you have seen me somewhere else before but i'll leave you to realize that one

Gomez: Well it looks like we are set for our first match, its Union Jacks debut for both EWO and GZW as for everyone competeing tonight will be on the debut for GZW

Dean: he will be faceing Dice Morgan, the man who had been seen running around EWO demanding a contract, and has inherited

-------------------Match 1----------- Union Jack vs Dice Morgan-------------
 

("Breathe" by Prodigy begins to play on the PA system and a huge muscular man emerges on the top of the ramp way, the fans begin to boo, and as he walks down to the rampway he spots a sign that reads "Union Jack,  is a nob sack" and rips it in two)

Gomez: Ever since this guy came to the EWO he has gone on and on about how his Old stable mates Firefly, and Tate troublesome mainly haven't shown him no respect, nor greeted his! for some reason he seemed to expect it from Pimp, says hes proburbly out screwing somebodys mother

Dean: I'll second that he proburbly was

(UJ begins flexing his muscles in the ring when "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit begins to play on the PA system, and Dice Morgan begins to walk to the ring! there isn't much response from the fans, but Dice continues to make his way to the ring and as he gets up on the apron UJ runs at him and knocks him off the apron)

Dean: Hehe good move by UJ there he wants to prove to the Prez of this new fed and ex VP of EWO that he is a force contend with

Gomez: I think Tate know just how good he is first hand hell he used to be his stable mate

Dean: Then why has he place him in the first match of the night this is where Low-Carders usualy wrestle!

Gomez: Proburbly because of the remarks he made towards him and his friend Firefly

Dean: ahhhhhh I see it has nothing to do with skill in this fed nor technical abilities! no its all do  with the new prez and what he wants

(Uj begins to flex his muscles in the ring and the fans boo him, meanwhile Dice Morgan his regaining his senses on the outside, he then enter the ring and lets UJ finish flexing in the middle of the ring)

Dean: What the hell is Dice doing he just had the opportunity to nail UJ from behind instead he choose to let him finish flexing...... clear stupidity

Gomez: SO you have never heard of fair play

 (UJ and Dice tie up and Uj take him to one of the turnbuckles and then lifts his knee into his mid section, and then flex's his right arm muscle again and the crowd Boo again he turns around and Dice has his arm up in the air ready for a test of strength)

( UJ and dice begin to have a test of stength, but UJ takes his down into a drop toe hold, and goes for an ankle lock, but Dice squirms his way to the ropes)

Dean: I think we know who the smartest in this match is

(UJ runs at Dice knocking him throught the ropes, and UJ follows)

Gomez: UJ looking to do some serious damage to Dice here

( UJ picks up dice into a bear hug and rams him into the steel turnbuckle before laying some boots into him)

Dean: GO UJ, that had got to hurt Dice there

( The referee yells at UJ telling him to get back in the ring, UJ lays aa couple more boots into him before obligeing and begins to yell at the crowd saying "Whos getting his arse kicked in this match then")

Gomez: Not to smart getting the crowd on his back

(As Dice begins to recouperate UJ makes his way to the outside and rams him into the security rail and UJ begins to taunt the fans at ringside)

Gomez: If Ujwas so great he wouldn’t need to take advantage like he just did there

Dean: So bloody what hes only using the environment of the arena to his advantage

(The referee lectures UJ, but UJ just laughs at him and rolls Dice back into the ring)

Gomez: How smart is laughing at the referee? he has the power to screw you out of the victory,

(UJ, irish whips Dice into the ropes but gets nailed by a flying clothes line by Dice, Dice waits in anticipation for UJ to get up and as he does he swings a clothesline at UJ which misses but gets countered into an armbar take down)

Dean: What great technical skills shown here by UJ

(UJ begins to use the ropes for leverage as the referee checks Dice to see if he quits, UJ continues to do this untill the referee spots it and breaks the hold)

Gomez: If was so damn good then he wouldn’t have to use the ropes for extra leverage

(UJ begins to argue with the referee)

Gomez: He’s giving time to Dice to recouperate he should stay on him

Dean: SHHHHHHHHH he knows what he is doing

(Dice begins to get to his feet and as UJ turns around he is met by a clothesline that takes UJ down, then Dice pauses while UJ begins to stare and as he does Dice bounces off the ropes and hits UJ with a spear, and goes for the Pinfall)

One.........

Gomez: Upset here perhaps

Two........

Three....(Referee is about to call for the bell but then spots UJ’s foot on the ropes, but Dice begins to celebrate)

Dean: His foot was on the ropes phew

Gomez: Close call we almost had an upset there

Dean: No we didn’t UJ had that situation covered all the time

( Dice is pradeing around the ring thinking he has won and then goes to the top rope and raises his arms, as he does UJ goes under him and nails him with a powerbomb)

Gomez: Some good offence there

Dean: Your absolutely right its damned good there, thats because UJ is that great

(UJ picks him up and, picks him into the Jackhammer)

Dean: OOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO, theres his finisher  there is going to be no getting up from that no matter who you are

Gomez: I think your going to be right Dean

ONE......

TWO

Dean: This is it

THREE

Dean Yes, yes UJ has done it that new President better look out his old Stable mate is here for good, and is already on the war path! he better watch out he looks as though he might come back to haunt you Mr Troublesome!! HAHAHA

Gomez; Yes good showing there bu UJ, we nearly saw an upset there but UJ was victorious this time in the end!

Dean: Hey he easily won it, he had the whole situation in hand all of the time
 

----------------------Match 2--------------6 man tag-team match Lee Dynasty vs The Hwang Empire--------

Gomez: Next up we have a foreign group of wrestlers from Japan/China or where ever it is they are from

Dean so who are these guys I know one of them was on the last Thursdat Thriller

Gomez: that was Fu Lee whos part of the Lee Dynasty, he teams with Ho Lee which I persume its his brother or something and Chino

Dean: so who is in the Hwang Empire?

Gomez: Its Gudai, Bruce Hwang, and Yashiro Ryuji

Dean: Okay well I don’t think i’ll recognise whos who in this match but i’ll certainly try... they all look the same to me

Gomez: hehe

(“Birthmark” by Deftones begins to play on the PA system and 3 men emerge at the top of the rampway)

Dean: Hey I stand a chance then who that huge one?

Gomez: Well the biggest is Ho Lee and the smallest is Fu Lee and the other is Chino

Dean: so Ho is for Huge, look at the siz of him how tall is he?

Gomez: 7’3

Dean: Jesus!

(“Waiting to die” by HED (PE), begins to play on the PA system andthe three men of Hwang Empire emerge at the top of the rampway)

Dean: Theres another big man

Gomez: Thats Bruce hwang and he is 7’2

( The Hwang Empire run down to the ring to meet theLee Dunasty but meet half way and begin to brawl on the outside)

Gomez: All hell is breaking loose in the match already

Dean: I love these crazy matches where they brawl from the begining

( Ho Lee clotheslines Bruce Hwang over the security rail, mean while Yashiro and Gudai have irish