1st round match ups

1. "Last Man Standing" Cravin Morehead vs Big Country

2. "Lone Gunman" John Taylor vs Giggles/Wylder

3. Sic Klown vs "The Desert Storm" Magic

4. Eddie Henchman vs Cracker Jack

5. Samuel Knight vs Soul Shaker

6. Chris "CK" Karnage vs Dameon

7. Little Show vs Stuart "Touched By Greatness" Randle

8. Union Jack vs Majick

“I cried on the last day”

(Picture of Soul Shaker, giving Big Show a beating in his truck)

“There was nothing that I could hold onto”

(Powerbomb delived onto the steal steps by Wicked Ways on Pimp)

“just a line could of helped remind me of you, of you”

(flashes of the past EWO heavyweight champions, T-Rex, Firefly, and Kage)

(a huge explosion goes off at the top of the rampway, leaving a cloud of smoke, that quickly rises revealing huge GZW signa either side of the titan tron)

Dean: Hello everybody and welcome to Thursday Travesty, the GZW is making a huge impact signing the EWO wrestlers up quick and fast, and also making sweeping change clearing out the rif rafs of the old EWO, and thats why beside me there is no Gomez! thank god no insted we have just Will our plain and simple commentator

Will: Hi

Dean: as you can tell he seems really full of entusiasm for his job, well atleast he can’t be worse than Gomez was, anyway we have the entire 8 first round matches here tonight, down the road to crown the Television champion, another change in the GZW, which I greatly approve of, there seems to only be one change that I don’t like and thats we have no EXTREME championship anymore, and I loved those crazy matches we saw. OH well we can’t have everything right?

Will: true

Dean: but we are still going to see those crazy ass matches that we are so used to seeing.... Hooray, and in our next match, of the first round of the TV tourney will infact be an extreme “Last man standing” match in our first round

Will: painful
 

-------------------round one match 1 extreme match------------ Big Country vs Cravin Moorehead--------

(“Gangster Party” by Tupac begins to play on the PA system, and Big Country emerges at the top of the rampway bucket in hand he raise his hands and is showered by boos from the fans)

Dean: I hope Big Country beats down on this Cravin guy for his showing against Firefly last week, or atleast his his Caos Theory mates do

Will: Cravin was good

Dean: what do you know Mr Man of many words anyway?

Will: a wittle

Dean: hehe you can’t pronouncer your L’S can you

Will: nope

(“SIC” by slipknot begins to play on the PA system as Cravin emerges with his shopping trolly full of his “toys”, the crowd cheer him, as he remains focused on the ring and he wheels the trolly down to ringside, empties it in the ring)

Dean: 2 of the most extereme wrestlers we had in the EWO, are going to be going at it in this next TV first round match up

Will: absolutely

(Cravin sets up a trash can in one of the corners in between the top and middle rope and Big country charges at Cravin but cravin dodges him and Big Country runs straight into the trash can)

Dean: damn, Big country looked for the early advantage there but got nothing but can, it just backfired on him

Will: sure did

(Cravin goes to the outside and picks up a fire extinguisher from the there Big country makes his way to the ropes to be squirted with the fire extinguisher in his eyes)

Dean: That moron cravin has the early advantage, come Big Country!!! show him what your made of!

Will: Bwinding

(Cravin gets back into the ring picks up a road sign that was emptied out of the shoping trolly and swings it across Big country’s head while he has bee blinded by the extinguisher, Big Country goes down with a thump to the canvas)

Dean: Cravin that cheat he’s taking advantage of the fact the Big Country is blinded, what a cheater he is

Will: he no cheater

Dean: SHUT UP WILL

(Cravin gts on top of Big Country and begins to pumle him with a flury of punches)

Dean: phu cheater

( the referee gets Cravin off Big Country for using closed fists, and as he does Big country takes a huge swing at Cravin that knocks down both Cravin and the Referee)

Dean: come on time to take advantage

Will: Now he cheat

( Big country waves a come on sign t the back and the chaos Theory members rush to the ring, Henchman, Stuart Randle, and Chris Karnage)

Dean: the newest member Dameon is not with them

Will: uhu

Dean: and all the members of the Theory are entered in this tournament, this could very well be a tournament for them

Will: maybe

(They begin to quadruple team Cravin, they begin to lay the boots into Cravin)

Dean: Cravin getting a servere beating from the theory here, its chaosly bad for Cravin in this siuation

(Big Country picks up Cravin looking for a country slam, but as they do the Referee begins to come round and sees whats going on calling for the bell)

Dean: that cheat has won, by diqualification, but after this he won’t look like much of a winner

Will: he’s through is what counts!

(the rest of chaos Theorey go to get the referee, and as they do Cravin picks a trash can lid off the apron hiting Big Country on the back of the head, and giving him a low blow before escaping to the back)

Dean: noooooooooooo he’s got away, and has the fluke victory

Will: no fwuke

(The Theorey members throw the referee into Big Country, who delivers, the country slam to the referee)

Will: fine theory

Dean: no don’t fine the referee he’s a stupid punk referee no way should they be fined I know a terrible referee when I see one, come on I used to be a referee I should know

Will: muwti talented one huh?

Dean: yeh your right there I am “the Multi-talented one” Dean Fisher

Will: next

Dean: Hang on the referee, has decided to carry it on, I think he has just realised it was a Last Man standing match!

(The referee, forces the theory members to the back and threatens to throw the match out if they do not)

Dean: hmmmmmm looks similar to the thing that happened on Manslaughter

Will: absowutewy

(The referee begins to count Cravin out)

ONE............

TWO..........

THREE.........

FOUR........

FIVE.........

SIX.....

(Big Country begins to taunt the fans, as if he has already won the match)

SEVEN........

(Cravin begins to get to his feet)

EIGHT........

(Cravin begins to use the rope pull himself up, and Big Country holds up 2 fingers signaling 2 seconds left)

NINE......

(Cravin is up, and has a fireextinguisher in hand, Big Country throughs his fist up in the air expecting to hear the bell, he turns around expecting the referee to raise his hand but Cravin shoots the extinguisher in his eyes)

Dean: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Big Country is blinded, and Cravin escapes while he can but stumbles to the top of the rampway, when Big Country regains his sight he chases after Cravin)

Dean: Get after him show him that your the man around here Country

Will: no me man like woman

(Contry clenches both fist together looking to nail Cravin on his back, but Cravin sees his Shadow, and sends him off the rampway)

Dean: Not that Sadistic Cravin could have just ended County’s career what does he think he is doing?

Will: he no mean he just dodge

(The Referee begins to count both Cravin and Big Country out)

ONE...............

TWO........

THREE.......

FOUR........

(Cravin uses the wrestling props at the top of the rampway to pull himself up, but the referee continues to count Big Country out

FIVE...........

SIX............

SEVEN......

EIGHT.........

NINE..............

TEN........

(DING DING DING,)

Dean: Cravin has advanced in this tournament!!!!!!! DAMN........ but he had to throw Big Country 8 feet off the stage on to a cold hard concrete floor to do so

Will: Cravin win fair

Dean: anyway onto our next match that will decide who has to face Cravin in the quarter finals

(Big Country is refuseing help from the paramedics after the match and makes his own way backstage after about 5 miutes)
 

--------------------Backstage------------- with Big Country-------------------

*A camera shows Big Country walking through the back halls his match.*

Big Country: Damn what a headache I got.

*T-Rex runs up out of no where and nails Big Country in the back of the head
with a lead pipe. He then picks him up and hits him with Extinction onto the
hard floor.*

T-Rex: *standing over Countrys broken bloodied body.* Revenge has begun
Country.

*T-Rex walks off as paramedics tend to Country.*

Dean: What the hell just happened there our ex champion T-Rex has just taken out Big Countrt, what kind of a human being is he?

Will: Sweet Revenge
 

----------match 2 (T.V tournament)---------- “Lone Gunman” John Taylor vs Giggles/Wylder------------

Dean: next we have the match to decide who will face that punk ass Cravin in a quater final place!

(“What a girl wants” by Christina Aguilera, begins to play on the PA system and Giggles/Wylder begins to make his way down to the ring, he has dough nut in his hand he finishes it off licks his figers and enters the ring)

Dean: I hate that theme music the only good thing about it is the woman that sings it woooooooohoooooo

Will: uhu

Dean: but G/W isn’t that daft, he had the sense to allign himself with Wicked ways, now that was the smartest thing he has ever done

Will: ways is a monster

(“Last Resort” by Papa Roach starts to play on the PA system, Gunman is shown at the top of the rampway, with his gym bag, and Kendo stick that he haves around in the air professionaly, before walking to the ring)

Dean: On Manslaughter we have seen Gunman take out Fubu, and is being paid by a man who has been stood in a shadow

Will: explosive situation here

Dean: and we’ll see if this whole situation plays a part of the outcome in this match

(Gunman runs straight a t G/W and hit him with a shoulder charge, he pounces straight onto G/W, and beginsd to hit G/W with bopth lefts and rights)

Dean: A real mean streak seems to be with Gunman at the moment, and has been showing some really aggressive wrestling as of late, with his attacks on Fubu! I really seem to like his vicious streak at the moment though!

Will: Vicious aye

(Gunman whips G/W into the ropes, and on his return Gunman chops G/W in his mid section and follows up with a boot to his face)

Dean: he’s at it again gunman with some real vicious off offence here

Will: G/W has no chance if the match continues like this

Dean: yes but G/W if obviously smart, I mean hanging around with Wicked Ways is not a bad idea, I mean comeon look at the guy hes a giant

(Gunman takes a swing at G/W and sends him down to the arpon, Gunman begins to lay the boots in on G/W)

Dean: I bet G/W is hoping that Wicked Ways will make his presence known in this match and come out to cheer him on

Will: Cheer? sure

(Gunmaan picks up G/W once again, whips him into the turnbuckle and follows it up with a scissor kick to G/W’s face)

Dean: oooooooooo, another great kick, I guess his feet are leathel weapons as well as his toys he carries in his gym bag

Will: Guess so

(Gunman grabs G/W’s face and runs it against the top rope, when he lets go G/W holds his face)

Dean: a move I havevn’t seen for a while, but what an effetive move it was, the friction there was unbelievable, and G/W has a red line across his face now

Will: Fricion face G/W eh?

(Gunman takes away the legs of G/W, and catapults him onto the turnbukle where his head hits the top ring post)

Dean: Gunman is bossing this match, he showing why he should be taken seriously here in the GZW

Will: vicious streak again

(Gunman goes to whip G/W into the ropes but G/W manages to referse it but Gumnman catches the ropes, and G/W charges at him, and Gunman pulls down the top rope sending G/W to the outside)

Dean: wow, just when G/W starts to use some of his own offence Gunman turns it righ back around into his advantage

(Gunman follows G/W to the outside and sends him crashing into the stel steps as the Referee begins to count both men out)

ONE............

(Gunman picks up G/W again)

TWO...........

(Gunman whips G/W into the security rail)

Three.........

Dean: They better be carefull they don’t want to get counted out

Four..............

(Gunman rips up some of the protective pading on the outside)

Five...........

Dean: Whats Gunamn upto now?

Six.........

(Gunman places G/W between his legs and goes for the piledriver but is blocked into a back body drop onto Gunman)

Seven............

Dean: Mistake by Gunman here could really backfire on him

Eight...........

(G/W pulls himself up onto the ring apron)

Nine..........

(Guman begins to get to his feet)

Te..........

(Gunman makes a last gasp lunge at making it to the ring, before being counted out)

Dean: Has he made it in time or has he just been counted out?

(The referee doesn’t call for the bell)

Dean: Told you

Dean: his move of a piledriver almost backfired and G/W

Will: true

(Gunman takes the legs away G/W’s legs with a kendo stick and the referee lectures him)

Dean: He better be careful.... he doesn’t want to get Disqualified and get kicked out of this TV tournament does he?

Will: no

(Gunman, takes G/W’s legs away and applies the Silencer (Like a single leg sharpshooter)

Dean: this will be it, our first quarter final decided, Gunman vs Cravin

(the referee checks on G/W and he begins to tap out)

Dean: our winner “Lone Gunman” John Taylor

(DING DING DING)

-----------------------Backstage locker room------------------------Fubu----------------------

Fubu is in his locker-room, pacing around, looking a bit lost. Blaze is not there with him. He is in his wrestling gear. He turns on the TV, and there is an advertisement on.

****Next week, exlusive to Channel 48, a live Guns n’ Roses concert!****

Fubu screams, and turns off the TV. He walks into the bathroom, and runs the tap. He gets a handful of water, and spalshes it over his face. He looks in the mirror above the sink, breathing heavily.

Fubu:I gotta get someone to watch my back for the Gunman! But who?

Fubu  stops the tap, and walks out of his locker room, as the scene fades to black.
 

-------------- tournament match 3--------------Sic Clown vs Magic --------------

Dean: up next we have the Debut of  Sic Clown, and what a time to have a debut eh? in a tournament for the TV title!

Will: very nice

Dean: and we’ll see what he has to offer the GZW in a match against the ever impressive Magic, who is in a very explosive situation with his Dad who has gone and teamed with chaos Theory after attacking him and his wife with a lead pipe

Will: sadistic Dad

Dean: its tough love, Dameon has teamed with Chaos Theory, so we know that Magic didn’t inherit his brains from his Dad! what a clever guy Dameon is! and Dameon is also included in this tournament against his team mate Chris Karnage, what is the prez up to? first he starts off by screwing with is old stable mate, Union Jack now the Theory too! not much of a gentleman if you ask me

Will: you bad mouth prez

(Sic Clown walks down to the ring not met by to much of a crowd reaction as they have not seen this man too much, there is also no enterence music, untill he is half way down to ringside when the “Fight Song remix” by Slipknot begins to play)

Dean: well the fans don’t seem to know just who he is just yet but looks as though he could become a dominant force here in GZW, and what I have to say for the theme tune is that whoever cocked this up is for the high jump under the GZW reign under Tate

Will: Tate reasonable

(“Full Nelson” by Limp Bizkit begins toplay on the PA system but there is no sign of Magic, the music plays for about a minute, but there is still no sign of Magic)

Dean: don’t tell me Magic is going to forfeit his match, I mean he was likeyl to loose anyway but he could of at least had the guts to show up

Will: he no do that

(A picture on the titan tron of Dameon comes on and he is walking away from something a he mutters the words)

Dameon: just what he deserves

(The camera goes back to where Dameon has just come from, and Magic is on the floor unconcious with a lead pipe lying by his head)

Dean: AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA, he just got what was coming to him did Magic hehehehehe!

Will: what a Shame

Dean: thats the most you have said all night

(due to Magic being knocked out in the back by Dameon it leaves no choice for the referee to begin to count Magic out)

ONE......

TWO.......

THREE....

FOUR.........

FIVE..........

SIX............

SEVEN........

EIGHT.........

NINE.........

TEN.........

(Ding ding ding)

Dean: here is our winner and a surprise maybe, but Sic Clown is through to the quarter finals, by count out and has won his debut match here in the GZW

Will: an upset

Dean: absolutely was if you ask any of the fans but in my words the enevitable happend
 

----------------Backstage------------- with Little Show and Fubu ----------------

(Fubu is wandering backstage watching his back, for possible attacks on him by Gunman, and he finds Little Show preparing for his match later on in the show)

Fubu: errrrrrrr Hi you haven’t seen Gunman around here have you?

Little Show: hmmmmmmmmmm no

Fubu: Phew, I think he’s after me again, I really could do with a friend to help watch my back for Gunman

Little: Hey man, you watch for interference from the Chaos Theory in my match, and i’ll help you with your Gunman situation deal????

Fubu: yeh sure thing

(Fubu, and Little Show shake hands as the scene fades)

Dean: WOW to wasters together wonderful, they need to watch each others backs because nobody else will, and they can not win a match on there own

Will: Give over Dean
 

--------------------Tournament match 4 -------------- Eddie Henchman vs Cracker Jack ------------

Dean: up now we have the second chaos Theory member Eddie Henchman, going up against the weird Cracker Jack

Will: Theory seen once

Dean: damn right, they have already made an impact here tonight, in Big Countries match up against Cravin morehead, and what an impct they made, sure Cravin is through by DQ but he certainly didn’t look like he had scurrying away like that, what a wimp!

(“Pushin weight” by Ice Cube, begins to play on the PA system, Henchman walks out into the arena, and is showered by boos from the crowd)

Dean: These mindless cattle why are they booing a man that is part of such a great stable?, the Theory ought to beat some respect into everysingle one of these cattle at ringside!

(“Falling Away from me” by korn, begins to play on the PA system, and Cracker Jack appears at the top, of the rampway he is met by a very mixed reaction from the fans)

Dean: I like this Cracker Jack, but he isn’t my fravourite in this match I like the theory too much, they’re ace, and anyway Will whos your pick for the TV title now?

Will: Little show

Dean: Little show?, your going for Porkchop to win this tournament ?!?!?!?! he has no chance, I’m going for Dameon the newest member of the theory, an is very impressive

(Cracker Jack looks to lock up with Henchman but Henchman goes straight to a rake to the eyes, Cracker Jack holds his eyes and the Referee gives Henchman a lecture)

Dean: good early advantage swang in the way of Henchman here

(Cracker jack gets to his feet, the referee gets out of the way, and Cracker Jack drops him with a drop toe hold into an ankle lock, untill Henchman makes it to the ropes making the referee brake the hold)

ONE.........

TWO.......

THREE.......

FOUR.........

(Jack breaks the hold)

Dean: sensible wrestling cleverly utiliseing the five count there

Will: illegal

Dean: urrrrrrrrrrrrgh I had to explain it to Gomez too, its legal if its in the five count, I should know i’m a referee too!

(Cracker whips Henchman into the ropes, Henchman then gets Cracker with a face buster, before going for a clothesline which he misses, and Jack counters into a sit down powerbomb)

Will: nice combinations

Dean: the pace seems to be getting turned up now just a touch!

(Jack goes to the ropes and as Henchman is making his way to his feet getss him with a drop kick to his knee)

Will: weak spots

Dean: yes he’s deffinately picking his spots there with a clever drop kick to his knee keeping the guy on the mat

Will: clever

Dean: yes the bigger of the two, really showing his athetic abilities

(Jack again goes to the rope, but this time Henchman is fully up, Cracker Jack goes for a clothesline that Henchman catches and turns into an impayer)

Dean: Henchman with the win perhaps

ONE.........

TWO.......

TH........

(Jack rolls his shoulder away)

Dean: henchman nearly with the win, the theory have lost once tonight against the unworthy thorn in the side Cravin

Will: disagree greatly

(Henchman argues with the referee complaining it was a slow count, Jack gets up but Henchman turns around with a punch to his back and then whips him into the turnbuckle and follows up looking for the elbow but Jack moves out of the way, Henchman bouces off the turnbuckle and Jack get him into the final cut)

Dean; Whoooooooaahhhhhhhhhhh

Will: a win?

ONE.......

TWO......

THRE.....

(Henchman manages to get his foot on the ropes)

Dean: phew, thought we were on the cards of  a third upset, first Cravin defeats Big Country, then Sic Clown wins by the fault over Magic on his debut, and now nearly Cracker Jack almost pulled off a huge upset against Henchman of the theory! and that would have been a travesty

Will; not really

(Jack eyeballs the referee into the corner, while Henchman gets to his feet and charges at them, Cracker Jack moves but Henchman collides with the referee knocking him yet again to the canvas)

Dean: another soft referee! referees should be more like me

(Cracer jack nails Henchman with a reverse DDT, when he bounces off the referee and goes for the cover)

Dean: ahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa, theres nobody there to make the cover serves him right for perpusly cheating by getting the referee knocked out

Will: shame match won

(Jack goes to try and revive the referee wile Henchman goes to the outside to collect a steel fold up bowling chair, from the Bell man)

Will: he go cheat now

Dean: no no no, nothing like that Will he’s using his iniciative, as long as the referee doesn’t see what you’re doing then its perfectly legal

(Henchman enters the ring and clatters Cracker Jack with it, while the referee, begins to come to his senses again)

Dean: Cracker?, it may just have cracked his back that shot

(Henchman falls to the ground also and lays his arm over Cracker Jack whil ther referee begins to stare, and begins to make the count)
 

ONE...........................
 

TWO..........................
 

THREE....................

(DING DING DING)

Dean: finaly we have a guy through to the quarter finals that deserves to be there, and not some other do gooder, or new guy

Will: good match though

(Henchman parades around the ring for a while, before going to the back to celebrate with the rest of Chaos Theory)
 

-------------Promo---------Pimp Bizkit----------------

Pimp is takeing his lady for the night home. As they are about to
kiss each other goodnight, Pimp starts feeling a little
horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the
wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a
blowjob?"

Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Pimp: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?

Pimp: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

Pimp (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

Pimp: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Pimp: "I beg you..."

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in
a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a
blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can
come down himself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take
his hand off the intercom!"

***THE CROWD ERUPTS WITH LAUGHTER

Dean: Omy God Pimps humiliated himself infront of the world
 

--------------------Tournament match 5---------------- Soul Shaker vs Samuel Knight--------------------

Dean: Up next is the guy that has been going around the old EWO and the new GZW claiming souls from many of the athletes Soul Shaker

Will: uhu

Dean: he will be going up against that goody goody Samuel knight part of Heavens Angels with Jason Arc Angel, but come on what kind af wrestlers have Angel in there name?

Will: good wrestlers

(“Bad to the bone” begins to play on the PA system, Samuel Knight emerges and makes his way down to the ring as the crowd cheer him)

Will: Ironic

Dean; I know what kind of goody goody has Bad to the bone theme tune?........ beats me

(“Ministy” by Dame Grease begins to play on the PA system, Shaker starts to make his way to the ring with Kim by his side, they stop half way and Soul Shaker hands her his golden chain of a burning cross with the words “Savage” writen across it, while he does he is being showered with boos from the crowd, before slowly making his way to the ring)

Dean: why do these morons seem to hate this guy, he’s giving people a better life wherever he is taking them, they can’t have a worse life than a jobber

Will: Questionable

(Knight puts his hand up ready for a test of strength, Shaker looks reluctant)

Dean: Shaker with a little reluctancy, not that I would blame him we all know what usually happens in these situations

Will: He no do that

(Shaker goes up to start the test of strength but leads in with a knee to his mid section)

Dean: ahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa, suckered him into that

Will; why reluctant?

(Shaker Drops an elbow onto his back, droping Knight to the floor)

Dean: thats it give it to him good and proper

(Shaker taks a couple of steps back, untill Knight gets up on all fours and Shaker kicks him in the mid section)

Dean: THUNDEROUS kick to the mid section

Will: fans up top heard

(Shaker goes to do it again, but Knight takes his feet from beneith him he waits for Shaker to get up and as he does he gets him with a spear)

Dean: damn that Knight

Will: he good

Dean: SHUT UP WILL

(Knight begins to stamp on Shaker, and Kim gets up on the apron distracting the referee, Knight doesn’t seem to pleased, and trys to get Kim, Shaker bounces off the ropes hits him with a spining heel kick and makes the cover)

ONE.........

Dean: Knight took his eye off his opponent and he could pay for it here

TWO...........

Will: NO win

T............

Dean: Damn you’ll have to do better than that Mr Shaker

( Shaker gets to his feet bounces Knight into the ropes attempts to go for a big boot, but Knight counters into an inside cradle)

ONE...............

Will: Shock win?

TWO..............

Dean: No way

TH..............

(Kickout by Shaker)

(Knight whips Shaker inot the turnbuckle, runs at him and splashes him in the corner, before making his way to the top rope and laying punches in while the crowd counts)

ONE..............TWO.............THREE............FOUR.............FIVE.............SIX..............SEVEN...........EGIHT................NINE...................TEN

Dean: What is he doing?, his fist are closed disqualify that cheater

Will: no not cwosed

(Knight goes to the top rope again as Shaker falls the the apron but Kim shakes the ropes causing Knight to land awquardly, the referee begins to lecture Kim but Shaker goes to the top rope and hits a superplex from the top rope)

Dean: yessssssssssssssss Shaker with a great move he has the win here

(Shaker makes the cover but is still lecuring Kim untill she gets down from the ring apron, the referee spins around and begins to make the count)

ONE...........

Dean: Here we go

TWO..........

Will: not out yet

THRE......

(Knight kicksout)

Dean: no no no no, if the referee had any awareness in him what so ever then we would already have our rightful winner!

Will: maybe

Dean: and he looks pissed off about that

(Shaker begins to argue with the referee, and as he does Knight rolls him up in a small Package)

ONE
TWO
THREE

Dean: what the hell that referee is biased and should be sacked on the spot!..... he just fast counted Shaker...... I don’t believe it, I would have never done a thing like that!

Will: the “NO MESS REF” huh?

Dean: I don’t believe it yet another upset here tonight first Cravin wins, now Samuel knight defeats Shaker! what in the world is the world coming to!

(After the match Shaker looks pretty pissed off and Kim enters the ring as Samuel Knight gets up from making the pin)

Dean: Thats it! Shaker get him Soul Shake him that is

Will: Oh no

(Kim slaps Knight across his face and as he spins around Shaker has made a recovery, and hit the Soul Breaker (Tombstone Piledriver))

Dean: AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA, wheres the body bag though? is he going to be the next Soul for Soul Shaker

Will: hope no

(Kim slides a shovel into the ring, Shaker takes control of it, and begins to beat Knight with it)

Dean: punish that knight!

Will: taken apart

( Shaker beats Knight with the shovel into the backstage area)

Dean: well folkes we have no camera to follow this action so onto the next match
 

-------------Tourny Match 6 ------------ Chris Karnage vs Dameon------------

Dean: I can’t believe what the draw has produced here either, a meeting between two members of Chaos Theory

Will: Uhu

Dean: I bet its our mischievous Prez upto no good again

"Natural Born Killers" by Ice Cube and Dr.Dre kicks over the GZW Colisuem as
Christopher "CK" Karnage steps onto the entranceway.His is not dressed in his
wrestling gear but in denim jeans and a black t-shirt which reads,"F#ck What
You Think!!" on the front.The crowd heel pops loud seeing a member of CHAOS
THEORY (c).

CK:

"Shuttup,you idiotic trolls! You're just mad that my boy,Sincere,is now the
number one man around GZW.And now that Sincere is YOUR World Champion the
Theory calls the shots.(crowd boos louder at this)The first shot we are
calling tonight is that Dark Storm Rising/Theory members do not wrestle each
other.Regardless of the reason...whether it be for some TV belt or for the
Heavyweight...we don't fight each other."

The GZW audience breaks out in chant of "@SSHOLE @SSHOLE" as CK just looks at
them with disgust.

CK:

"So,to whomever it concerns,I'm not going to fight Dameon in this silly ass
tournament.So,my man Dameon,congratulations on your win tonight and good luck
as you move to the second round."

"Natural Born Killer" hits the speakers again as CK turns and walks
backstage,to a chorus of boos.

Dean: What a great show of unity here by Chris Karnage, refuseing to fight Dameon was the right option for Chaos Theory as a whole

Will: Magics father is through by forfeit

Dean: It doesn’t matter how he is through what matters is he is through, and in my opinion hes my pick for this tournament, Magic won the Lightheavyweight title through  tournament, and now Dameon will win the TV tournament, this tournament thing must be in the blood, and if it wasn’t we all know Magic was never the better man on that occasion

Will: Ha, sure the fans bewieve you (Sarcastic)
 

------------------ torney Match 7 ------------------- Little Show vs Stuart Randle----------------

Dean: Now we have a match with Little Show, man I hate this guy, against another member of Chaos Theory

Will: Little Show won hearts

Dean: He may have won heart but surely this will be another victory for the Chaos Theory, HOOOOORAAAAAAAAY!

(“My Way” by Limp Bizkit begins to play on the PA system, whne he emerges at the top of the rampway he recieves a Face Pop from the crowd, as he looks out into the crowd there are signs that read “Little Show in the Big Show”, and “Little Show is my hero”, he has a smile on his face as he enters ring awaiting Stuart Randle)

Dean: Hehe, I remember when the crowd had brains and would chant “PORKCHOP” at him, boy those days where funny, and the name was given to him by Eddie Henchman another member of the theory, im sure he’ll of given Randle some tips about the bologna smelling porkchop

Will: he wied n you know it

(“Country Grammer” by Nelly begins to play on the PA system, “Touched by Greatness” Stuart Randle emerges at the top of the rampway and recieves a huge amount of boos from the crowd)

Dean: yessssssss what a guy, and anyway who was that woman we saw on Manslaughter, with the referee,

Will: who knows?

Dean: well all I will say is that it was a stroke of genious by Sincere out new Heavyweight Champion of the world, and rightfully so, we don’t want “OLD MAN REX” runnig around with the heavbyweight title disgraceing the GZW do we know

Will: rex very respectfuw

(Little show is stood in his corner prepareing himself for the matchup but Randle sneeks around the ring and pulls his elgs and Little Show crashes legs open into the ringpost)

Dean: AHAHAHAHAHA, Randle just staarted this match quickly and Little Show is now already in a bad way

Will: now thats cheating

(Randle then enters the ring picks up Little Show and whips him into the far turnbuckle and follows up with an elbow to the side of his face, the fans booing really loudly)

Dean: the mindless cattle are here and you can’t half tell, listen to these idiots

Will: There opinion

(Randle belly to belly suplexs Little Show from the turnbuckle)

Dean: Randle with a statement here, he showing why he is in this tournament, and making his intentions known that he intends to hurt and defeat Little Show

Will: wike wise with wittew Show

(Randle begins to play to the crowd by insulting the crowd)

Dean: don’t bother with the mindless cattle Randle just prove your point on Little Shows ass

Will: Cattle?

Dean: fans

(Little show has got to his feet and runs at Randle , but Ranle counters with a superkick to his jaw, that sends him crashing down to the apron)

Dean: awesome move and it echoed, ity certainly stuned the fans

Will: I heard it anyhow

(Randle picks Little Show  up and attempts to go for the powerbomb, but Little Show sunset flips Randle and maes the cover)

ONE.............

Dean: No not another fluke

TWO...........

Will: surewy

TH........

(Randle counters itby kicking his legs and making a pinning combination of his own)

ONE...........

Will: nice counter by Randle

TWO.........

Dean: yesssssssss here we go three Chaos Theory members into the quarters

THR.........

(Little Show makes a bridge to get out of the pinning combination)

Dean; noooooooooooooo Randle nearly had it won

Will: nearwy

(Randle flips Little Show over his bag but Little show grabs his head and goes for the little drop from hell (Dudley Dog))

Dean: I don’t believe this

(Little show lands it and make the pin)

ONE.............

Will: next round little Show

TWO........

Dean: please not him

THREE..........

Dean: awwwwwww damn I can’t believe this

(DING DING DING, Little Show quickly exits the ring and runs up the ramp way)
 

----------------Backstage-------------------with Little Show-----------------

(Little Show is parading in the back after just wining his match)

Dean: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrgggh I hate him

Will: He in quarters tho

(Little Show passes by a locker room with Soul Shaker, in there still beating up Knight with his Shovel, Little Show is too busy parading his win to notice but Soul Shaker quite obviously spots Little Show, and as he does he gets a smile across his face)

Dean: Shaker is still pounding away on Knight with the shovel he may not even be able to continue in this tournament, which would hand another victory to Dameon, wow just like Magic in the Lightheavy weight tournament he’s flying through the competition with ease)

Will: he not out yet

(Little Show is just outside his locker room before Shaker viciously attacks him with the shovel)

Dean: Thats it will we see two souls taken here tonight?

Will: hope nooooooooo

( Shaker burst Little Shows face open with the Shovel and leans him against his dressing room door, and leaves laughing)

Dean: get the body bag shaker

Will: ahhhhhhh nooooooooooo

(The dressing room door is opened from the inside, by and happy Fubu, Little Show falls backwards into his dressingroom)

Dean: I think we know who has been paying Gunman to take out Little Show and is the same person that has just taken his newly found friend

Will: heww (hell)  to pay

Dean: I think not the mastermind seems to be Soul Shaker here and although Fubu and Little Show will be intent to make them pay the question still remains...... will they?, or like I think will Shaker be to strong for them?
 

-------------------Tournament match 8---------------- Union Jack vs Majic---------------

Dean: next up we have our final match of the night piting Union Jack and the new guy Maajic against each other

Will: simiwar name

Dean: yes it is pronounced the same as the other guy Magic, and on Manslaughter he attacked Magic!

Will:say wess (less) confused!

( Majick come out, the crowd boos, and as he walks down to ringside we see a sign that read “Magic should sue for copyright)

Dean: The fans really don’t like this new guy, and I don’t understand it he’s a young entusiastic wrestler, and I think he looks, and is great

Will: no wike him

Dean: you too???? well he should be faceing Union Jack, and the way he has been lately i’m thinking that there is no stoping this guy

(“Breathe” by Prodigy begins to play on the PA, but nobody emerges, the music continues to play for a minute or so, but there is no sign of Union Jack)

Dean: where is he.......I bet our President Mr Troublesome himself has got somebody to attack him backsatge

Will: he do himself

Dean: He would not, he’s not good enough to take Union Jack down singlesy, he would of had to have got help, but who off?, I bet it was that guy with the goody goody disguise........ our “Fairplay enforcer” Firefly, some fairplay he’s showing

Will: he no do that either

Dean: he sure would, its a disguise Will, surely nobody is that much of a goody goody

(the crowd seem shocked that UJ,  hasn’t come to the ring, but leaves no decision but to hand the match too Majick)

Dean: Well Majick has won due to Union Jack being a no show, why would he not show up?, maybe we’ll find out on Monday Manslaughter? and that all we have time for tonight im afraid, so catch us next wewk on Thursday Travesty with me “the Multi-Talented one” Dean Fisher and

Will: Just Will

Dean: “A man of many words”, but here’s the the quarter final matches to take place next week

Cravin Morehead vs “Lone Gunman” John Taylor

Sic Clown vs Eddie Henchman

Samuel Knight vs Dameon

Little Show vs Majick