(as the guitar begins to kick, in clips of previous Travsty shows can be seen, with Cravin defeating Big Country in the previous week)

(“Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah”, clips of Soul Shaker being fast counted against Samuel Knight)

(“I got some little girl she on my mind no doubt she looks so fine, shes the best girl I have ever had, since she has gone I have to feel so bad”, clips of the women valets in the GZW from Steph, Crystal, Angel, “Dark Angel” Kim, and Pimps ladies of leisure)

(“Hush Hush thought I heard you calling my name”, clip of T-Rex holding the GZW heavyweight title)

(“Hush hush, she broke my heart but love her just seen”, Clip of Crystals letter to “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond)

Dean: Hello everybody welcome to Thursday night Travesty, tonight we have an explosive card, with the quater final match up for the GZW TV championship!

Will: we sure do awso (also)

Dean: A match fopr the lightheavy weight title with Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair formerly Called EZ Money gets challenged for his title against Maxx Steele!

Will: thats not aww (all)

Dean: no we even have a debut Tag team match for the Dimensions of Doom taking on the Endangered Species, and also we have got Fubu taking on a mystery guy, who has been paying Gunman to take Fubu out..... will we find out who it is here tonight on Thursday night Travesty?

Will: we certainwy hope so
 

------------In ring -------------- Union Jack ----------------------

[Suddenly theres a flash of red, blue and white pyro. It lights up the aisle and burns intensly. "Breath" by the Prodigy kicks in. On the V-Tron a British flag lights up the screen. Out onto the walkway stands 'The Menace' Union Jack, the crowd give a big heel pop. He is dressed in black boots with silver Union Jack buckles, denim jeans and a T-shirt which reads on the front 'British' and on the back 'We know were harder!'. He walks down the aisle passing various signs which read 'Why dont you Jackoff' and '3:16....is that the time?'. He eventually jumps onto the apron and steps between the ropes. He looks over to the commentary desk and mouths Shut It]

Dean: wow, one of my main men, looking like he means business, its none other than Union Jack

UJ - Cut the music!

Will: even sounds wike he means business

[UJ walks around the ring as the crowd begin too boo.]

UJ - boo......boo......you see i'm louder so shut up, you bunch of losers.

Dean: Yea.. thats right, these Mindless cattle don’t no how to treaty a real man

[The crowd react angrily and start chanting asshole]

Will: I don’t think they apreciated that Jack

UJ - Like i haven't heard that before. Your material needs updating. Now i didn't come out here to slag off you people, as much as i want too, I came out here to say a few words to the hierachy of this fed. But before i do i have some bad news for all you Jacobites out there, I wont be wrestling tonight as tonight is a night for all the low carders to get some TV time. Theres also the fact that your city sucks and most of the talent didn't want to be seen here tonight, but not me your favourite .....how do you guys say it....homie?.

Dean: yea you say it like that, but its cool Jack, anyway he’s deffinately right about a few things and that the fans chants are old, and they need to come up with something more original, and this city does suck!

[The crowd boo loudly and chants of Tate can be heard ringing around the arena. UJ lowers the mic while the chant continues. Eventually it dies down]

Will: there chanting for a gero of theres Mr Tate Troubwesome

Dean: There Wasting there breath, Troublesome couldn’t do anything to Jack he’s too damn good for him, Jack that is

UJ - I don't know why you are screaming for that idiot. He wouldnt dare come out here and face me, he'd have to get his little bitches out here first.

Dean: You tel them Jack my lad

[Suddenly a voice is heard all over the speakers]

Voice - Oh would I !!!!!

Will: guess again Dean

["...cause I'm TROUBLESOME!!!!" bgins to play, the crowd give a huge roar of approval as The President of GZW, Tate Edmonson, walks onto the main stage. He points a finger at UJ and lifts his mic up to his mouth]

Dean: I don’t believe it the prez is stupid enough to come and get his ass kicking

Prez - It's time for you to shut up and listen for a change.

[The crowd give another pop as UJ is lost for words]

Will: set him straight Prez

Prez - First off tonight is the tourney and you aren't in it and there are plenty of stars here tonight who are waiting in the back to kick your ass for what you just said.

Dean: Don’t worry Jack, you could kick all there arses

[UJ looks physically worried now as the crowd laugh out in approval]

Prez - Secondly, I just want to ask you how it felt to get your ass kicked by Numero uno here last Monday on Manslaughter.

Will: ahaha, that did happen

[UJ picks up his mic to answer. He speaks but nothing can be heard.]

Dean: Don’t take it, Jack get your revenge!  Kick Troublesome all around this arena for interupting you, Put him in his place Jack!

Prez - Oh sorry didn't i say i turned off your mic, I can't stand that accent. It seems that lately you have been having things your own way, you strolled in the other day and threw Pimp onto my table, you have put Firefly in hospital and he will be out for 2-4 weeks, you have gained a sly win by getting T-Rex disqualified for something that he didn't do and then you decide that you will not wrestle in my TV tourney. OK Jack, well done.

Will: I don’t wike his accent either

[UJ smiles and mouths 'Thankyou' to the Prez]

Dean: thats it Jack you do it by your book, not by what some biased Prez says

Prez - Oh you will thank me UJ, because from now on me and my old 'Troublesome' persona are going to make your life hell, and you know what an evil B'stard i used to be, well guess what UJ .......theres gonna be trouble.....TROUBLE!

Will: I wouwdn’t want to be Union Jack right about now, he couwd be in serious Trouble

[Tate Edmonsons music kicks in, he raises his arms in victory to the crowd, they respond with a huge pop as UJ kicks the bottom ropes in desperation]

Will: and do you know that was the prez?, he owns you Dean, do you reawwy want to get the sack?

Dean: u no (Dean looks a little pissed off by what Will has just said)

--------------TV tournament quarter final match 1 ------------- Eddie Henchman vs sic Clown ----------

Dean: well first up we have the first of three chaos Theory members in the Tv Tournament Eddie Henchman, taking on the impressive Sic Clown as of so far

Will: Henchman defeated Cracker Jack in the first round

Dean: he sure did and as of what I have seen Cracker Jack has been hanging with Sic Clown, lately Sic Clown would have the bragging rights against Crtacker Jack is he is too defeat Henchman, although I don’t see that happening!

Will: Its a possibiwity though

Dean: Yes it is Will, and I see it as a very possible one, hell he even defeated that irritating Magic last week!

Will: thanks to Dameon

Dean: he was purely instrumental in a great deserving victory for Sic Clown!

Will: I don’t see it that way and neither do the fans, “the desert storm” was screwed by his own father!

(the “fight song remix” by slipknot begins to play on the PA system, Sic Klown emerges at the top of the rampway the fans are booing him a sign reads “Faitful $yn, sux”)

Dean: What an athlete, what a guy, he even has brains to align himself with a stable with our Light heavyweight Chapion C2

Will: hmmmmm, doesn’t wook too cwever to me

(“Pushin weight” by Ice Cube begins to play on the PA system, the crowd boo, almost blowing the roof off)

Dean: well in this match we have no fan fravourite, anyway who cares bout who they want to win they just distract you

Will: they wouwd rather Sic Kwown win

Dean: thats because they don’t like people with more brains than them, and that basicly means they hate both off these 2, but Henchman more because hes a genius, I mean being cool with the theory is one damn clever idea

(Henchamn and Sic stare each other down, and start to exchange blows, eventually Henchman takes Sic down with a drop toe hold a stamps on Sic’s head drilling his face into the mat)

Dean: see genius, them kind of moves are just going to be easily executed brutal type of move

Will: true, but he aint no genius

(Henchman begibns to play the crowd by walking round chanting “THEORY, THEORY, THEORY”)

Will: not cwever to take your eye off the match wike that

Dean: shhhhhhhh Will, he’s obviously got something clever planned

(Sic Dropkicks Henchman in the back of the head, sending him to the outside)

Will: Yeah real smart

(Henchman runs around the ring slides in at the far side meanwhile Sic follows him and when he enters the ring begins to lay some boots into Sic)

Dean: See it was indeed genius, you’re not very smart are you Will?

Will: Smarter than you!

Dean: ooooooo, that accusations are flying noe aren’t they, your even becoming a regualar blabber mouth!

(Sic, begins to get to his feet on the wrong side of the ropes, and Henchman and Sic begin to exchange blows, until henchman blocks one and hits a sunset flip on Sic)

Dean: yyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, show the world what the Theory is all about

Will:  what a bunch of no good cheaters?

(Henchman rolls Sic back into the ring after taunting a fan at ringside saying “the desert storm, will blow a way the theory)

Dean: where do these idiots get these signs from, they should be banned

Will: Banned?, its an expression ofm what they think

Dean: Well who the hell cares what they think?

(henchman gets back in the ring, and is thrown into the ropes by Sic, Sic ducks expecting Henchman to jump over him but Henchman kicks him in the face, and clotheslines him to the ground before landing a leg drop on Sic)

Dean: nice combination there, punishment for th unlucky Sic Klown there!

Will: yes very nice combination of moves

(Henchman goes for a cover, not hooking the leg)

ONE.........

TWO......

TH......

Will: Not rewwy, a good time to go for the cover Sic Klown easily rolled out

(Henchman picks up Sic and whips him into the turnbuckle, and follows up with a splash, Sic falls to the apron, Henchman goes to the top rope)

Dean: What are you doing????? High Risk, is not the way here, you miss and the match could be turned around

(Henchman jumps off the top rope looking for another leg drop, but Sic Klown rolls out of the way and Henchman lands square on his arse)

Dean: nnnnooooooooooooooooo what did I just say

Will: hehehe nobody wistens to you

Dean: shut up

Will: no

(Sic Klown and Henchman both get to there feet, Henchman  bounces off the ropes, but Sic delivers a back body drop to Henchman)

Will: oooo that got to hurt

Dean: It sure did

( Sic waits for Henchman, to get up Henchman struggles to the corner, and Sic Klown gets him with a spear into the corner)

Dean: ouch thats going to hurt alright

Will: sure is

(Sic gets hold of Henchman and Bulldogs him out of the corner, and goes for the pin)

ONE.........

Dean: Surely not this time

TWO..........

Will: Maybe yet

TH.......

(Kickout)

Will: Sic has the advantage over Henchman now

Dean: I know Will, i’m not daft, but Henchman will have something left up his sleeve

Will: His arms?

Dean: HAHA you sacarsic BAS***D

(Sic picks up Henchman and picks him up for the scoop slam, he hits it and immediately follows up with an elbow, before making the cover)

ONE........

TWO.....

THR.....

(KICKOUT)

Dean: once again Henchman showing his resiliance by kicking out

Will: Sic kwown is hoping to get this match over and done with and hoping to go on to the semi finaws to face either, Cravin Moorehead or “wone Gunman” John Taywor

Dean: and I don’t blame him for wanting to get it over and done with as quickly as possible, I mean he’s facing one of Chaos Theory, and you know what them guys are like

(Sic once again picks up henchman, whips him into the ropes and goes for the back body drop but Henchman lands on his feet, and dropkicks the back of Sic’s knee, causing him to fall to the ground)

Dean: Iknew Henchaman would be right back in the match, see what I was saying Will

Will: Wiww (Will) It wast (Last)

(Henchman picks Sic up, vut Sic fights back, then Sic gets him with a knee into Henchamans mid-section, and set him up for the Up With The Sickness - (Set opponent up for Double Arm Powerbomb. Lift into air, like double arm piledriver. Drop down into Pedigree)

Dean: Oh  my, Sic could actually win this thing if he hits this

Will: Proburbwy wouwd

(Henchman manages to counter  by taking him down with his legs and turning it into a boston crab, Sic struggls to the ropes and Makes Henchman let go of the hold)

ONE........

TWO.........

THREE.....

FOUR.....

Will: Wet (Let) go of him

FIV......

(Henchman lets go of the hold)

Dean: he’s perfectly executing the referees five count that is allowed before brakeing the hold

(Henchman picks up Sic and whips him into the ropes, Henchman ducks to early and Sic quickly sets up Up With The Sickness - (Set opponent up for Double Arm Powerbomb. Lift into air, like double arm piledriver. Drop down into Pedigree))

Dean: Here it is again

Will: couwd be aww over, if he wands this

(Sic Lands it and makes the cover)

ONE.............

TWO...........

Dean: come on kickout Henchman

THREE.......

(DING DING DING)

Will: Sic wins

Dean: well our winner was Sic Klown somehow defeating Eddie Henchman, but progreses to the semi Finals to face either Cravin Moorehead or Gunman

Will: weww it wooks as though the Faitfuw syn, have out done the Theory in this match

Dean: I don’t believe you Will, last week you hardly said a word and suddenly your name a regular blabber mouth, running your mouth off, you really are “the Man of many words” here tonight
 

-----------Promo-------------- Diamond Sledge------------------

(Diamond Sledge is sat in his dumpster read a few wrestling magazines, etc, he looks up, and then down, the stares right at the camera)

Diamond: well it looks like the fat cats of GZW have finaly give the one with the Sledgement a contact, and would like to say a big Thank you to all the wrestling fans out there enjoying themselves at travesty

You see you guys are the people that have gained me a contract here in the GZW, by your opinions on my matches on MXW, a federation that has sadly closed down!

Well many of the wrestlers here already know who I am so, for those of you who don’t already know who I am then I will tell you that I am Diamond Seldge, here to fight for what is right againt the evil guys who think there better than me just because they have a home and I don’t!

Well, I will earn what I get here in the GZW, so if any of you evil minded jackasses want to try and put a homeless guy away then come and get me I’ll Show you why “Diamonds are Forever”

Dean: another no talent looser, taking up valuable airing time, who in the hell does he think he is bargeing in on us like that?

Will: I think he’s after a fair opportunity in the GZW

Dean: who in the hell woul employ this guy?, is he just somebody that has been employed as a joke?

Will: I have seen him compete in the MXW, and I wiww say that he is one heww of an athwete, and him and our President Tate Troubwesome didn’t see eye-to-eye there, but I guess they have put it behind them now
 

------------TV TOURNEY QUARTER FINAL MATCH 2----------- Dameon vs Samuel knight----------

Dean: next up we have another T.V tournament match up with Dameon, my pick for the tournament going up against that goody goody that used to run with Natahaniel “the Entertainment Franchise” Davis.

Will: weww it showd be a good match, as long as the theory no get invowved

Dean: Well my home boy Pimp, faced off against Davis this Monday for the intervcontinental title and lost thanks to Sincere, it sure shocked me, Sincere helping out Davis.

Will: what was Pimps feewings about this?

Dean: I don’t really know except for once he really was quiet!, I think it really pissed him off, he said something to me bout Travesty and some sort of revenge, but he was mumbleing and I really couldn’t be too sure if thats what he said. Also he said something about humiliation but I supose its to do with those funny ass camera moments he seems to be being caught on lately!

Will:  hmmmmmmmm interesting, weww aparentwy we have a promo coming up, so lets go to the GZW-TRON!

Dean: actually we are geting word from the back the due to the attack on Samuel Knight by Soul Shaker, He is unable to compete here tonight, I think I best go and tell the cattle!

(Dean enters the ring, with a mic in hand)

Dean: Hello mindless idiot?

***Crowd Boos***

Dean: Well I am here to anounce that Samuel Knight will not be competeing here tonight!

***Crowd boos even louder***

Dean|: This means that Dameon has got a buy into the TV semi Finals

(Dean goes and sits back down)

Will: wooks wike a famiwiar situation here, as Magic, won the Wight heavyweight titwe in a tournamnent wiww his Dad do the same? does it run in the famiwy?

Dean: hopefuwwy you’re right that Dameon will win the god damn tournament, he hasn’t even had to lift a finger in the tournament just yet and he’s already through to the Semi Finals
 

-------------------- Tag team match-------------- Dimensionz of Doom vs Endangered species -------------

Dean: well now we have a tag team match up with Dimensionz of Doom, the team of Bane and Executioner

Will: seen a wittwe (little) of these guys

Dean: yes they barged there way onto GZW t.v and talked about the GZW being doomed, well perfectly honest I very much doubt that, we have some great athletes here in Pimp Bizkit, Sincere, the chaos Theory, the Faitful syn guys, these guys are greats, not to mention there are many others

Will: funny how you onwy mention Heews (heels), Davis, T-Rex, Magic, Hades, Fubu

Dean:well we’ll be seeing them take on the team of Endangered species the team of Elijah Threat and Joseph “lost soul” Synger

Will: these guys cwaim to be the most dominant in GZW. well I guess all I will say is we’ll see?

Dean: hehehehe, I bet I know where Josephs lost soul is

Will: where?

Dean: Sul Shaker will have it hehehehehe

Will: very cwever

(“Sprach Zarathustra” begins to play on the PA system, Endangered Species make there way down to the ring, the slap handsand enter thering, awaiting Dimensionsz of Doom)

Dean: Endangered Species looking quite confident here tonight, we’ll see if they should be

(the team of Dimensionz of Doom, come out to no music, and are booed by the GZW fans)

Dean: I guess the fans don’t like wrestlers insulting there wrestling federation, neither do I but these guys just look in great condition

Will: no kidding there

(Bane, and Elijah are to start Bane quickly take contol with a rake to the eyes, and irish whips him into the turnbuckle where his team mat Executioner is)

Dean: D.O.D, have the early advantage here but will they be able to utilise it?

Will: I don’t know Endangered Species are great athwetes too!

(Executions lays a couple of fists into the mid-section of Elijah, Joseph is going mad on the outside, trying to get into the ring to stop the double team but this distracts referee, and alows D.O.D to continue too double team  Elijah)

Dean: hmmmmmmmmmm Joseph obviouly not the brightest tool in the box

Will: but he couwd beat down on any average person

Dean: So could any wrestler, its not hard to beat down on the mindless cattle

(Executioner, is chokeing Elijah, and Bane goes across the ring and knocks Joseph off the ring apron, irittating Jospeh even more, and trys to enter the ring again, alowing D.O.D to double team Elijah yet again)

Dean: nice tactics being used by D.O.D, they seem quite smart!

Will: supose so

(Bane tags in executioner, who whips Elijah into the ropes he comes back and is met by a big boot, and Executioner goes for the cover)

ONE........

Dean: after such a great double team then this could be all she wrote

TWO......

THR........

(Joseph interupts the count and the referee, has to force him back out of the ring Bane spies the oppotunity one again, he jumps off the top rope landing a leg drop, executioner makes the cover but the referee is busy gettin Joseph out of the ring)

Dean: come on we could have a winner

(The referee turns around and makes the count)

ONE.........

TWO........

THR...

(Elijah kicks out)

Dean: they had the win if it wasn’t for that damn referee

Will: not his fault

Dean: not his bloody fault?, I was a referee once and did a damn sight better job than any of the referees around here

(Executioner tosses Elijah to the outside and begins to taunt Joseph again, the referee is holding him back, meanwhile Bane rams Elijah into the steel steps)

Dean: sound tactics by D.O.D

Will: can’t argue with that, but its wike cheating

Dean: cheating, you don’t know what you’re on about

(Executioner his the Ultimate Execution - (One hand Chokeslam), on Elijah, on the outside before rolling him into he ring)

 Dean: make the cover Bane, and you’ll have the win here for sure

(Joseph, pushes the referee out of the way, european upercuts Bane to the ground and uses the ropes to bring executioner into the ring)

Dean: first time Joseph has been in the match at all today

(Joseph, whips Executioner into the ropes and nails him with a dropkick on his way back, but then Bane clotheslines Joseph to the ouside, before picking up Elijah and delivering the Pulverizer - (He beats them down in the corner then grabs them in a powerbomb position with his head between their legs, lifts them up, then drops them in a power out of the corner)

Dean: That has got to be all that was an absoltely devastating manuever

(Executioner makes his way to the outside and continues to brawl with Joseph, meanwhile Bane is making the cover)

ONE...........

TWO.........

Dean: This will be all

THREE.......

(DING DING DING)

Dean: yes I knew it, D.O.D with there first win here in the GZW, and they look like a force to contend with, and if they keep this type of performance up then they could be making there way to the top of the tag team division very soon, and very quickly

Will: impressive here tonight
 

-----------------Tv tourney quarter final match 3--------------  Little Show vs Majick ----------------

Dean: The winner of this next match will take on Dameon, my pick to win this tournament, and my prediction for this match is for Majick to kick Little Shows ass all over the ring, like he did to the Imposter Magic

Will: My pick is Wittle show in this tournament, and awthough he had a rough time getting over with the fans when he joined EWO, he has now won the hearts of the adoring fans.

Dean: I don’t understand it, how can you like a guy that Smells like bologna?, and is an annoying PORKCHOP?

Will: accusations

(“My Way” by Limp Bizkit begins to play on the PA system, Little Show emerges to a good face pop from the crowd, he smiles and walks down to the ring looking very pleased with himself)

Dean: Well little Show has been having problems with Soul Shaker, and Gunman, it seems that he has been sticking up for his newly found friend Fubu, and who in the hell is this masked guy?, well maybe tonight is the night we’ll find out!

Will: I hope certainwy hope so

(Majick begins to walk down the rampway, he is met by boos from the crowd, he has a sadistic smile stretching across his face)

Dean: Majick looks ready for this match up and judgeing from what happened with Magic, and how he brutalised him. damn I laughed my socks off..... hehehehehe

Will: you sadistic son of a bitch

(Majick, enters the ring and Little Show offers him a handshake but Majick spits in his face, Majick Laughs at Little Show and blocks a fist thron by Little Show, and headbutts him)

Dean: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, you show him Majick

Will: thas disgusting

Dean: Majick is showing Little Show who is the boss in this match!

(Majick whips Little Show into the ropes, on his rebound, he hits him with a spine buster, but then gets hold of his legs catapults him into the turnbuckle)

Dean: What offense being show by Majick yet again here tonight, what a great athlete this new guy is proveing to be already

Will: GZW, have sure got a tawent here, I may not wike the guy but heww he is sure one heww of an athwete, and wouwd congratuwate Tate in finding this guy!

(Majick quickly goes to Littles show and whips him acroos to the other turnbuckle, Little Show bounces off and hits an atomic drop on Little Show)

Dean: why would anybody go down low on little Show, we all know he has a small porkchop, would have to have an ace shot to hit a target that small

Will: and how do you know?

Dean: you told me before

Will: Did not, now your just making stuff up again

(Majick whip little show into the ropes Majick looks to be going for a back body drop but Little Show counters into a sun set flip, and makes the cover)

ONE........

TWO......

Dean: noooooooo come on first offensive manuever and he could win the damn thing

TH......

(Kickout)

Will: cwose caww (close call)

(both Majick and Little Show get to there feet, Little Show Irish whips Mahick into the ropes, but Majick goes up looking for the hurricarina, which is countered by Little Show with a sit down poweromb into a pinning combination)

ONE..........

TWO......

THR......

(Kickout)

Dean: another close call, I can’t believe all of Little Shows offense is straight into a pinning combinations, obvious seeming despoerate for the victory

Will: Who wouldn’t be its for the prestegious, GZW TV tournament

(Little Show is first to his feet, he whips Majick into the ropes yet again and this time gets a tilt a whirl slam into a pinning combination)

ONE......

Dean: yet agian making a cover

TWO.........

Will: couwd be wise

THE.......

(Kickout)

Dean: phew, Little Show seems to be geting closer and closer to the victory and we don’t want no Bologna smells floating aroung again, in the semi’s

Will: talk about being biased!

(Little show is first to his feet again, he picks up Majick on his shoulder, and does a running shoulder breaker, then into a pinning combination)

ONE........

Dean: not again, you could atlest finish your opponent properly first without trying to take the easy way out.

TWO.........

Will: trying to win is the easy way out? what are you on Dean?

THRE.......

Dean: phew, again getting closer, but not close enough thank god

(Little show picks up Majick and places him on the top rope, looking for the Drop from hell - (Top
rope DDT)

Will: if he wands this then there wiww be no more! and Majick wouwd be out for sure

(Majicks punches Little Show in the Mid section forceing Little Show to let go of his head, then he does a flying head scissors from the top rope)

ONE.......

Dean: woooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooo, make the cover the wins n the bag

(Majick covers Little Show)

ONE.........

Will: impressive maneuver used to win this one by the looks of it!

TWO........

Dean: yessssssssssssss our winner Majick

THRE......

(The referee notices, that Little Show has his foot on the ropes, while Majick thinks he has already won)

Dean: what the hell his foot on the ropes?

Will: yes, he obviouswy does have some brains then!

Dean: SHUT UP WILL

(Little Show gets to his feet, and begins to punch away on Majicks back, he whips him into the ropoes but Majick reverses it and gets him with the Disappearing Act - (Sleeper Hold)

Dean: surely this will be it now

(Little Show struggles, and fights back but to no avail Majicks sleeper is locked in too well, and Little Show continues to get dozeier)

Will: Majick couwd very weww have it won with his finisher here, The disappearing act!

(The refereechecks Little Shows arm)

ONE..............

Will: this could be all

TWO..........

Dean: come on this has got to be it

THREE.......

(Ding Ding Ding)

Dean: our winner here is Majick who will go on to face Dameon in the semis
 

---------TV quarter final match 4 -------- “Last Man standing” Cravin moorehead vs “Lone Gunman” John Taylor ------

Dean: next up is the television tournament match with the winner to face off against Sic Klown in the semi-fianls!

Will: sure is

Dean: well last week on Travesty we saw the sick minded idiot Cravin moorehead, drop toe hold Big Country off the top of the rampway plumiting Big Country through a table

Will: he’s a bit wierd but he don’t have a sick mind

Dean: no he deffinatey does, anyway enough of that, and onto my man for this match Gunman!

Will: what about him?

Dean: well we have seen somebody lately that has been paying him to take out Fubu!, and tonight the masked man, who is that man will go one on one with him

Will: hmmmmmmm I wonder who it is?, who do you think Dean?

Dean: Soul Shaker, its obvious isn’t it I mean he’s been involved with it too, but I guess we’ll have to wait and see

Will: Shaker was there when he made his appearance on Manslaught

Dean: so H e couldn’t of payed somebody off?

(“Sic” by Slipknot begins to play n the PA system, Cravin emerges at the top of the rampway with a trolly full of hardcore equipment, he looks around the arena and reads signs such as “I’m certainly Cravin for more head”, and he is recieving the biggest face pop of the night so far)

Dean: Another waster that the fans just seem to love

Will: He’s a damned good wrestwer thats why, as much as you hate to admit it Dean! its true

(“Last Resort” by Papa Roach begins to play on the PA system, “Lone Gunman” John Taylor appears at the top of the rampway,he has his gym bag of tricks over his shoulder and he also has a kendo stick in hand and is waving it round proffessionaly, the crowd seems impressed, but continue to boo Gunman, as he looks into the crod he sees signs that say “Gunman Shot the messenger”)

Dean: and why don’t the fans like ths guy look at the way he uses that Kendo stick, its damn well impressive.

Will: Yes it is. but they don’t appreciate attacks on Fubu, and Wittle Show, no matter who it is paying him.

Dean: I do, who wants they irritating Wasters around here any how?

(The referee is checking Cravin for foreign objects, meanwhile Gunman goes behind the same turnbuckle, and whacks him over his head with the Kendo stick before entering the ring)

Dean: yea, thats it get him first.... see that Gunman is smart

Will: Well I don’t see how angering a man like cravin before your match is smart, but anyway the match begins

(Gunman drops his kendo stick and climbs to the top rope, Cravin turns around and Gunman nails him with a misile dropkick)

Dean: different move for a Gunman, he usually uses brutal mat moves

Will: but it was effective

Dean: yea it sure was..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Gunman whips him against the ropes, and as Cravin returns Gunman picks him up in the spine buster position but falls back and Cravins throat lands on the ropes)

Dean: and the troat punishment reminds me of Magic, man that barbed wire cut on his troat was great, just what I wanted somebody to do to him!

Will: your a sicko, Dean, and you know that

(Gunman, picks Crain up and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Cravin reverses it, sending Gunman into the ropes, Cravin ducks, and Gunman lands a face buster on Cravin, and clotheslines Cravin to the apron)

Dean: Ahahahaha, saw that coming a mile off, that dumb old Cravin

Will: it happens Dean, and you know it does

(Guman begins to stomp on Cravin, he then picks up Cravin and whips him into the turnbuckle, and is looking to spear Cravin in the corner, as he does Cravin move out of the way and Gunmans Shoulder crashes into the steel ring post)

Dean: noooooooooooo thats going to hurt

Will: it couwd of just diswocated his Shouwder

(Cravin drags him out of the corner, and drops Gunman down to the mat with a DDT, and goes for the cover)

ONE............

Dean: come on kickout Gunman

TWO...........

Will: Cravin couwd have it here

TH..........

(Kickout)

Dean: new that wouldn’t happen, not done enough to put Gunman away phew!

Will: its getting close, and is worth the try

(Gunman gets up with Cravin, but Cravin gets him with a belly-to-belly suplex, and follows up with a leg drop)

Dean: that waster, he graberd hold of Gunmans attire, when doing that bellt-to-belly!

Will: he did not your making stuff up again!

(Cravin goes to the outside and brings in a satalite dish out of his trolly and goes to hit Gunman with it but as he does the referee catches it behind his back, and lectures Cravin about going to use it and warns him that he will Disqualify him)

Dean; WOW, this referee seems to have grown some balls! what is it with referees around here, you have the chicken whimps, that won’t do jack all!, and then you have the ones like this one with balls, but still no referee is or will ever be as good as one than me!

Will: yea right Dean!

(as the referee, Gunman hits him with low blow, that the referee doesn’t see)

Will: wow bwow (Low blow)

Dean: what? I never saw a thing!

Will: some referee you are!

(Cravin turns around, and Gunman takes him down to the mat with a drop toe hold, which he swiftly uses to move in with his finsher The silencer - (Set up for Sharpshooter, but he scissors 1 of the opponent's legs between his upper and lower inside leg, and does a single leg sharpshooter)

Dean: now this is a move of brilliance

Will: nice move will it win him the match?

(Cravin is clearly in pain!, and looks ready to tap, but continues to struggle)

Dean: give it up Cravin its enevitable, give it up, and live to fight another day, you don’t want it too be your last stand! hehe

Will: you know that he’ll never give up easily

(Cravin is continueing to struggle and is begining to edge his way towards the ropes, eventually he stretches him arm out at full stretch, and reaches the ropes, and the referee begins to utilise the five count)

ONE........

Dean: how he make the ropes?

TWO.......

Will: his wiww (will) to get there is what did it!

THREE......

Will: Gunman better wet go

FOUR..........

Dean: nonesense he’s utiliseing the five count cleverly, yet again I have to inform you of this! Will you never learn do you?

FIVE.......

(Referee, brakes the hold Gunman looks pretty pissed of and drag him back into the centre of the ring and attempts to place the move once again)

Dean: How much more Will Cravin be able to take?, I guess we’l have to wait and see!, but he can not hold out the enevitable forever!

(Cravin kicks Gunman up his backside, he then goes flying into the turnbuckle, he bounces off and Cravin locks his finisher Extreme Dream - (Bitchin' Standing Sleeper Hold, where he dives on the guys backand wraps his legs around him.)

Dean: come on Gunamn get your way out of this!, its Only Cravin!

Will: this couwd be it!, Cravin has his finisher in that seems very simiwar to Pimps finaw choke!

Dean: he’s been taking notes of Pimp has he! I know everybody wants to be like Pimp but copying his own maneuver is rediculous!

(The referee checks on Gunman, and as he looks to be going to sleep he starts to lift his arm to check that Gunman is out)

ONE.......

Dean: you best get out of this, altough I can’t see it happening! I mean anybody who uses my man Pimps manuevers is bound to be successful

Will: your man?, I think your going to have to swug it out with Awex Hunt who is cwaiming the same thing!

TWO........

Dean: Pimp is my homie!, and anyway that’ll be the only reason will ever win is because he has to copy somebody else

Will: weww maybe he wiww!, but he didn’t wast week with that drop toe howd through a tabwe!

THREE..........

(Ding Ding Ding)

Dean: well he has won by using Pimps maneuver and the only reason he did that is he proburbly saw somebody else who is good do that like Sincere, or Union Jack!

Will: whatever you say Dean!

Dean: well okay but he is in the Semi’s now and will go one-on-one with Sic Klown

Will: hmmmmmm showd be a good match

Dean: yea, he certainly won’t get past that test

Will: hmmmmmmm i’m not to sure about that, Cravin has been very impressive here tonight
 

-----------Lightheavyweight title match----------- Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair vs Maxx Steele ------

Dean: Next up we have our Lightheavy weight champion Eric Montair taking on Maxx steele for his title

Will: Maxx hasn’t seemed to impress

Dean: he sure hasn’t, and I loved to see Wicked Ways beat down on Mr Steele on Manslaughter, it was brilliant!

(Maxx Steele makes his way down to the ring, there are a few laughs as he makes his way there but other than that the crowd is in complete and utter silence)

Dean: I don’t think the fans know quite what to make of Maxx Steele, he did get an ass whoping from Wwicked Ways on Manslaughter, why he’d get a lightheavyweight title shot after a beating like that sure beats me

Will: Beats me too, for once we agree here Dean, I don’t think Maxx seems to reawwy fit in around here, but he is a new comer, and we’ww(we’ll) see what he has got in him when he takes on Eric “Compete Chaos” Montair

(“Jump da fuck up” by Soulfly feat Slipknot begins to play on the PA system, and is met by boos from all the way around the arena, as he looks out into the corwd there are signs that read such things as “C2 = Compete Crap”, he shakes his head but has a slight smile, he wlaks down to the ring being showered by boos)

Dean: I don’t think the fans appreciate a good athlete around here! They boo all the great wrestlers yet they cheer all the wasters!, they are mindless cattle just like the theory says they are!

Will: a wittwe (little) harsh! they applaud what is right and boo what is wrong how simpilar can it get Dean!

Dean: yes Willie, you understand they are simple

Will: Stop twisting my words Dean

(Maxx moves in on C2 while he is in the corner but he moves, grabs hold of Maxx’s head and rams his head inot theturnbuckle, while the crowd count)

ONE.............TWO...............THREE................FOUR.............FIVE.................SIX.................SEVEN--------------EIGHT----------------NINE------------TEN

Dean: Maxx ran right into that

Will: wooks wike the tone is set awready, with C2 taking it right to Maxx here

(C2 whips Maxx into the ropes he kicks him in the mid section bounces off the ropes and lands a fame asser on Maxx and makes the cover)

ONE....

Will: earwy cover

TWO....

Dean: he’ll proburbly win it off this exchange alone

TH.........

(C2 picks up Maxx)

Dean: yes I love this guy he wants to inflict some more pain on Maxx

Will: he sure does, making a statement here, perhaps its that anything Wicked Ways can do he can do better?

(C2 lays some boots into Maxx, before picking him up and sending him to the outside by tossing him over the ropes)

Dean: brutality! thats what is being show here by our Lightheavyweight champion C2

Will: hmmmmmmmm

(C2 does a spring board off the ropes, onto Maxx on the outside but Maxx catches him on his shoulder, whic C2 then counters into a hurricarina)

Dean: O my word, what some great high flying ability shown there, by C2

Will: It sure, was that exactly why he is the lightheavyweight champion

(C2 picks up Maxx, into the atomic drop position but rams him into the steel ring post with a leg either side)

Dean; oooooooooooooo no more baby Steele’s

Will: weww if there was I wouwd hope for there sake that they wouwd have more wuck than there father is having right here

(C2 helps Maxx down, off the ring posst but as soon as he does he lands a belly-to-back release suplex on Maxx who goes crashing into the security rail)

Dean: WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Montair is on his game tonight!

Will: he sure is and he is certainwy dominating this match as of so far

( C2 picks up Maxx and rolls him back into the ring, C2 climbs the top turnbuckle maxx come around and turns to face C2 who comes off the top turnbuckle with a forearm smash on Maxx)

Dean: C2 is owning Maxx in this match

Will: weww he is deffinatewy the dominant one in this match by far

( C2 picks up and whips Maxx into the ropes which Maxx reverses, C2 slides between the legs of Maxx, Maxx turns around but gets a kick delivered into his Mid Section, which C2 turns into a Neck breaker and makes the cover)

ONE.......

Will: this time he’ww have the match surewy

TWO

Dean: yea: another victory for Eric Montair

THR.....

(C2 lifts Maxx’s head up and wags his finger at the referee, to show that he wants to punish Maxx some more)

Dean: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA, he’s still going to punish Maxx even after what he has already done!

Will: Truewy making a statement to the boys in the back!

Dean: He sure is and is deffinately a positive one that gets my THUMBS UP!, after seeing this performance form Montair, I doubt there will be too many contenders for his Lightheavyweight Crown!

(C2 whips Maxx inot the turnbuckle which he follows up with a back elbow, he strats to headbutt Maxx in his chest repeatedly that the crowd give bad reception to and continue to boo C2)

Will: The fans don’t seem to have forgoten what happend at EWO Deceit, when he turned corporate, and weft E.S.P

Dean: It was that damn Smooth guy, he was a thorn in both Pimps and EZ’s side, now he’s changed name and left E.S.P! now look at the guy our EWO lightheavyweight champion! something he just couldn’t seem to do under E.S.P!

(C2 belly-to-belly suplexs Maxx, and begins to taunt  the fans, when turns around Maxx is already on his feet, he then takes him down with a snapmare)

Dean: great awareness, from our chmpion aware o where his opponent is at all times

Will: so taking your eye of your opponent to taunt the crowd is now good tactics?

Dean: It doesn’t matter as long as your as good as C2

(C2 nowlocks in the Blind Faith - (Kryptonite Crunch) on Maxx who begin to try and fight the hold off)

Dean: There will be no escapeing this, its inevitable

Will: Your right Maxx might as well just tap and live to fight another day

(Maxx taps out and the referee, calls for the bell)

(DING, DING, DING)

Dean: our winner, the man who dominated  thematch form beggining to end Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair

Will: and he sure showed the world what a wightheavyweight champion he can be with a very impressive performance, whether you wike the guy or not, he sure was impressive here tonight

Dean: he showed us why he is called “Complete Chaos”, and im sure Maxx Steele understands just how he got that nickname now
 

------------------ ***Main Event*** --------------- Fubu vs (Masked Man) ???--------------

Dean: next up we see just who has been the man behind the attacks on Fubu as of lately, as he will be masked tonight in a match against Fubu!

Will: this couwd turn into a deadwy rivawry, especially if we find out just who the guy is here tonight

Dean: well Fubu has of lately been suffering from the masked man lately, and Fubu will intend to make him pay for the attacks but will this guy prove to be too intelligent for Fubu?, I seriouly think so because Fubu seems to be a bit of a dim wit!

Will: weww rumour has it, that  this guy has not onwy been paying off Gunman to take out Fubu, but has awso been the mastermind behind Souw Shaker’s Soul Steawing!, who is this man with this sick and twisted Mind?, the guy that has had no respect for the GZW athletes by taking there Souws, who is this guy?, weww with any wook, we find out in our next match

(“You can do it” by Ice Cube begins to play on the PA system, Fubu walks form the top of the rampway in a rush, as he makes his way into the ring eagarly anticipating his opponent)

Dean: Look at this guy, he really wants to beat the snot out of this guy for hs attacks! well I have news for him! its nt going to happen tonight, or any night

Will: I think you maybe wrong there Dean, wook at Fubu his concentration on this match is beyond bewief, and with feewings, he has towards the guy who has been paying Gunman to beat him up! I wouldn’t want to be that guy, I have got to quetion his motives, and why he has chosen to pick on Fubu?

(“Funky Cold Madina” begins to play on the PA system, Fubu is keeping his eyes locked on the enterence way, waving and shouting “COME ON”, but the masked man comes through the crowd carrying his cane, which he enters the ring with and whacks Fubu across his knees with)

Dean: See this Masked Man is very Smart he knew exactly what Fubu would be doing and that he would be anticipating him coming down the rampway. So What does he do?, he comes through the crowd and takes Fubu straight down to the ground with clean cane shot to the back of Fubus knees

Will: I caww that cheating using a weopan in a match wike this, but obviouswy you think its intewwigent tactics!

(the Masked Man, scoop slams Fubu, and follows up with an elbow, and makes a cover for the Pin)

ONE.........

Dean: a bit early but you never know

TWO..........

(Kickout)

Will: nowhere near there, its way to earwy in the match

(Masked Man picks up Fubu and places him on the turnbuckle upside down, Mask baseball slides to his face but Fubu sits up and Mask goes crashing into the steel Ring post)

Dean: oooooooooo, that mave back fired, but still you have got to get up Mask man

Will: I wonder if his balls are still intact after that?

(Fubu is helped back to his feet by the referee, Mask manages to get up of the mat, and the too begin to Slug it out, Mask goes for a huge swing which Fubu ducks and counters into an atomic drop an take him down to the apron with a clothes line)

Dean: the Mask has just made a big misake there

Will: weww he better regain composure or this raging Fubu, wiww be more than ready to return the favour and take him out!

(Fubu begins to pummel the Mask with closed fists, the referee lectures him but Fubu takes no notice and continues hammering away on the mask, eventually the referee has to pull Fubu off which allows the Mask to get to his feet with use of the ropes, and ends up in the corner of the ring)

Dean: Mask is stuggleing to his feet, the referee should disqualify Fubu for use of closed fists, that we all know is illigal

Will: Makes a change for you Dean, you usuawwy appwaud those type of tactics!

(Fubu charges at Mask in the corner but Mask dodges the spear, and Fubu goes crashing into the steel ring post)

Dean: owwwwwwwwwww have mercy he went into that ring post with a whack he must have done some damage to himself there

Will: wike I said before I might have been diswocated

(Mask picks up Fubu on his shoulders and walks into the centre of the ring, Fubu begins to punch at Masks head but to no avail as Mask brings him down for a front face down powerbomb, which he then startsto stamp on)

Dean: yea wot a manuever,  now come on stomp a mudhole in him

Will: nice manuever

(Mask picks up Fubu, whips  him againt the ropes, then looks for a Samoan Drop, but Fubu spins around over the masked man and lands a DDT on him)

Dean: noooooooo, Fubu? how did he do that?

Will: he is a good athwete and is no reason why he couldn’t

(Fubu picks Mask up, and kisses  his fist and goes for a huge swing that Mask locks and follows it up with a rake to the eyes, and then a drop toe hold take down)

Dean: phew Mask is right back in this match, and now is going to now take it too Fubu,I think Fubu is just ripe for the picking right about now

Will: perhaps, but I’m not counting Fubu out of this, not by a wong shot, his anger towards this man might just keep him in this match

(Mask Picks up Fubu, and picks him up in a powerbomb position which Fubu block, he goes for it again, but Fubu blocks it yet again, on the third time he turns it into a piledriver as he can only get him half way up)

Dean: nice show of initiative shown there by Mask, and it could have just taken its toll on Fubu

Will: There is alot of fight weft in Fubu yet though

Dean: Don’t worry there won’t be soon, eventually there will come a point were his fighting spirit will still be there but his body just won’t let him continue.

(Mask starts to lay the boots into Fubu yet agian! eventually he picks him up and whips him into a turnbuckle which Mask follows up with an elbow to the face)

Dean: Brutality being shown here by the masked man

Will: he sure is, its rewentwess now

(Maks whips Fubu across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle, that mask follws up with a knee to his med setion)

Dean: thats it open a can of whop ass

Will: he has been doing that for the majority of the match

(Mask places a headlock on Fubu, Fubu pushes him into the ropes, and europena upercuts him to the ground)

Dean: nooooooooo the tides are changing! and this waster looks like he might just come out on top

Will: His fighting spirit has kept him in this match, and good win him the match awso, but the question stiww remains who is the masked man?

Dean: I can’t answer your question, but he sure as hell, has dished out alot of punishment to Fubu here tonight

(Fubu picks up Mask and whips him into the turnbuckle that Mask bounces off and lands the Brooklyn Bulldog on him)

ONE.........

Will: this has got to be it

TWO.......

(Soul Shaker emerges form under the ring)

THR........

(Shaker pulls the referee out of the ring)

Dean: no Shaker is helping the Masked Man out, what a guy Shaker truely is, he is loyal to the people who help him, and the masked Man is who got him here in the GZW, according to the rumours

(The referee is being sidetracked by Soul Shaker on the outside, Fubu looks to be coming to get Shaker but before he can make it out of the Ring Mask hits him with the Final Choke - (Tazmission)

Will: That move is familiar, I know its Pimp

Dean: or is it Cravin they use similar finisher?

(Shaker points to the ring as Fubu is fading in the Final choke, the referee enters the ring and starts to count Fubus arm)

ONE........

Dean: wooooooooohooooooooo, our rightful winner

TWO........

Will: I don’t believe this is happening, not like this!

THREE.....

Dean: our winner is the masked man but who in the hell is it?

(Shaker goes under the ring and pulls out a shovel, he throws it to the Masked Man who starts to use it to beat up on Fubu)

Will: no come on you have won the match, what more do you want?

(Shaker then enters the Ring the masked man is sat on Fubu pummeling him with punches, then he reveals his mask)

Dean: ITS PIMP, ITS PIMP, my homie PIMP! yessssss, this guy is true class and I guess there shoveling out the crap in the fed!

Will: now come on, Its Pimp who has been the mastermind behind all this! why Pimp? why?

(“My Way” by Limp Bizkit begins to play on the PA system, Little Show comes running out, to help save his friend Fubu, Pimp and Shaker escape through the crowd)

Will: thank go Wittwe Show turned up, otherwise we couwd of had a massacre right here in the ring, with Fubu being taken apart!

Dean: well we’re sorry chaps thats all wehave time for this week on Travesty, but join us next time for another action filled night, with the TV tournament Semi finals that consist of

Cravin Moorehead vs Sic Klown

and

Dameon vs Majick