thur19july

“Buck Rogers by Feeder begins to play on the PA system

“He’s got a brand new car” old Forsaken stable setting a car on fire

“Looks like a jaguar” Union Jack steping out of his green jag

“its got leather seats” Dameon doing his finisher the creamator to Cravin in the TV title final

“It has a CD player” Pimp Bizkit getting down with few of his ladies of pleasure

“But I don’t want to talk about it any more” Kage and Tate troublesome battling it out in the ring at EWO

“I think we are guna makeit” Eric Montair holding the Light heavy weigh title

“I think we’re guna see the end” Little Show slaming Soul Shaker on Alex Bunts love machine

“So don’t you try and fake it” Gunman taunting Diamond with a piece of meat at a restaurant

“anymore anymore” Fubu does the Brookly Bulldog, and Firefly does a Napalm Bomb

“We’ll start over again” clip of the new GZW arena in Atlanta Georgia

“Grewoursleves new skin” clips of new wrestlers like Maxx Steele, Rik Hardy, Willie Haire, and Manic Depression!

“ get a house in Devon” clip of GZW employees puting the ring together

“ drink cider from a lemon” Diamond Sledge diging out an old lemon from a bin bag

“But I don’t wana talk about it any more”, explosions, fireworks, and flash lights flash, a cloud of smoke rises and reveals the GZW Thursday night Travesty banner

Dean: hello everybody and what an action packed night we have in store for you tonight, we have Hades going for some revenge against Eddie Henchman for what he has being saying to Aqua,

Will: I hear its disusting

Dean: Well we all know Henchman is hell of an athlete and untill last week I could of sworn she fancied him!, I hate women as Cheap, and as evil as Aqua

Will: yea suwe Aqua’s Eilw, hehehe

Dean: We have a four way tag-team match scheduled, for Little Show and Fubu vs Majick and Gunman vs Dawg Pound vs Pimp Bizkit and Soul Shaker

Will: wooooooaaaaaahhhhhh

Dean: indeed a great match in prospect that is with my men Pimp and Shaker teaming up yet again!

Will: indeed, Wittwe Show and Fubu wooking for mowe wevenge on these two dastewdwy human beings

Dean: Majick and Gunamn geting some tag team practise in for when they team in the big eight man tag on the returning Monday Manslaughter Show that could, end up being a Wednesday Manslaughter show

Will: don’t bwame them geting some pwactise with teaming with each othew

Dean: not forgeting the Dawg Pound that have been added to this equation, proburbly getting ready for there big match with Endangered Species, and Dimensionz of Doom

Will: yea, what a match that wooks wike being

Dean: and not forgeting our Main event, “The Menace” Union Jack vs “The Enforcer” T-Rex, a return match, that looks like being explosive, already

Will: suwe does, I can’t wait for that Dean!

----------Scene opens---------

(An interviewer comes into ZeKe’s locker room. And no one is there, but then he sees something in the corner of his eye it’s……
ZeKe is sat in a dark corner in his locker room. Saying some sort of riddle.)

"Losing your mind, it’s blurring, it’s fading your soul is on fire it’s black and white, blurring the light?. I am lost in my own world"

Then the interviewer says. ZeKe what are you talking about?

ZeKe: haaaa what am I talking about?

ZeKe: things you don’t want to know there no nice things

Then ZeKe starts rocking in the corner holding his head and mumbling something.

Interviewer: thanks for all the time ZeKe.
(Then the interviewer leaves the room and shuts the door behind him. The interviewer suddenly hears screams from ZeKe‘s locker room.)

The interviewer says that ZeKe is serious fucked up!!!

-----------Scene closes-----------

------------------ Maxx Steele vs Gangzta ------------------

(Gangztas music hits, he makes his way to the top of the rampway, and recieves a mixed reaction from the fans)

Dean: Gangzta, Gangzta thats what y’all yellin

Will: not by the sounds of this cwowd

(Next Maxx Steele’s music hits, he makes his way down to the ring, also recieving a pretty much mixed reaction, but there is clearly a little more cheering for him than there is Gangzta)

Dean: look at this, mr Cartoon character himself

Will: want to say that to his face?

Dean: not really look at the size of him, and Gangzta Maxx is a seven footer, and Gangzta is a near seven fotter, a battle of the giants here Will

(both men square up to each other at first, the referee calls for the bell and the two stare each other down, as they are in a staring competion)

Dean: both men showing that they are here to mean business in this match, and i’m going for Gangzta in this match, I mean before Monday Maxx Steele seemed to be on a loosing streak

Will: now his duck is broken, and I’m going for Maxx in this match, awthough it wooks to be a vewy cwose one, and wouwd not wike to choose the winner

(Gangtzta takes a big swing at Maxx blocks it and throws one of his own that Gangzta blocks and then gets Maxx with a poke to his eyes, he whips him into the ropes, and goes for a boot to the face of Maxx, which he hits, then goes to the ropes and lands a flying clothesline to Maxx)

Dean: Gangzta, with the early advantage can he capitalise on it?

Will: he suwe is stwaight on top of this match, after an iwegaw poke top the eyes of Maxx, the weferee couwd have disquawified him

Dean: Ah, but he didn’t did he? so it was a very smart maneuver!

Will: off again being biased

(Gangzta picks up Maxx, and whips him into the turnbuckle, but Maxx reverses it, and follows up with a splash, Gangzta bounces off, and Maxx sends him down to the apron with a powerslam, he then lands a leg drop and goes for the cover)

ONE........

Will: Earwy cover from Maxx here

TWO.....

(Kickout)

Dean: not even close, and anyway wheres this Maxxine of Maxx’s now?

Will: In the back proburbwy being kept out of hawms way

Dean: ah the first sensible thinkg Maxx has done since being here at GZW

(Maxx picks up Gangzta and the two begin exchangeing rights and lefts, untill Maxx grabs Gangzta round his throat and signals for a choke slam, but Gangzta gets a low blow in, and nails him with a DDT, and oes for the cover, but the referee refuses to count, because of the low blow)

Dean: what in the hell is the referee up too here?, he has the pinning combination yet is still refuseing to count! what is the world coming too at all?, why can’t he just do his job properly?

Will: he’s pwaying fair Dean, and a wow bwow isn’t fair!

Dean: Why not disqualify him then?, the match is getting boring, so I would be glad to see the end of it!

Will: he’s giving Gangzta a chance, he doesn’t want to not give him a warning first!, if the weferee catches him again i’m sure he wiww disquwify him!

Dean: Ha! we’ll see

(Gangzta, argues with the referee until he has got him a turnbuckle, Maxx regains his composure, and charges in on Gangzta, the referee, manages to dodge out of the way, but Gangzta, gets the complete splash to his back, and goes crashing forwards into the turnbuckle he bounces backwards off the turnbuckle, and Maxx lands a Neck breaker on him before making the cover)

ONE...........

Dean: The referee just dodged a bullet there, how he did that I don’t know but neraly every referee that I know of would have been hit wth that!, and Gangzta could pay here for argueing with him, about the previous low blow

TWO.........

Will: wouwd sewve him right too, cheating get you no where in the end!

Dean: not true, many of the greats have perfected the art of cheating, and are very successful through this, and you take the win! after all a win is a win right?

THR.......

(kickout)

Dean: close call for Gangzta there, he might want to just watch himself a little more carefuly, and try and cheat more convincingly then he’ll be going places Will

Will: you never know, we might see him the main event in the future sometime!

Dean: yes anything is possible, and Gangzta has alot of talent, he could certainly go to high places with a bit more experience under his belt!

(Maxx picks up Gangzta, and whips him into the ropes, Maxx ducks a little too early, and Gangzta sends a clubing forearm to the back of Maxx, Gangzta places Maxx’s head between his legs and stomps on the floor (Head cruser thing Goldust did), Maxx then stands a little dizy, and Gangzta take him down with snapmare and Gangzta places his leg behind Maxx’s back and begins to pull at Maxx’s jaw)

Dean: Maxx ducked way too early there allowing Gangzta to take back the contol in this match, not a smart maneuver by him this time, but will Maxx throw in the towel so to speak through this submission hold?

Will: yes both of these new competitors to the GZW have a wot to learn yet about the wrestwing worwd, and both coulwd do with some more experience, and you never no these guys couwd hit the big time yet, anything is possibwe folkes

(Max, can be heard grunting, and obviously in discomfort as he begins to struggle to the ropes, the referee is continualy checking on Maxx, to see whether or not he tap’s or quits, Gangzta keeps yelling at the referee as he does so saying “He taps damit”)

Will: yewwing at the weferee is not very cwever even Dean has got to agwee with me on that one!

Dean: NO I don’t!!!! its an attmept to persuade the referee into thinking that Maxx, is taping or going to tap out so he matches carefuly, and that way any movement that can be judged in as giving up could result in a win for Gangzta by Submision

Will: weww as usuaw Dean has his own theowy on things

Dean: a better one than yours at that too!

(Maxx makes his way eventually makes his way to the ropes, and hooks his leg on the bottom rope, forceing the referee to utilise his 5 count to Gangzta to break the hold)

ONE.....

Will: he’s made it too the wopes, now Gangzta has to wewease the howd on Maxx, which wooks to give Maxx some time to wecoup

TWO.......

THREE........

Dean: Recouperation time looks to be handy for Maxx, but this ain’t American Football, there should be no time outs which means there should be no time to recoup

FOUR.......

Will: For once Dean, I think you have a point!

FIVE......

(Gangzta still has the hold locked in on Maxx, and the referee has to prise the grip off Gangzta, he does so and again begins to argue with the referee)

Dean: hey its that referee other than me that actually has a set of balls, one of the very few of them might I add!

Will: if you say so Dean

(while Gangzta is argueing again with the referee, Maxx has goten to his feet, he stands on his feet and waits for Gangzta to turn around when he does, he grabs him around his throat again, before lifting him up into the air, before bringing him crashing down to the canvas, and hooking the leg for the pin)

ONE.........

Will: with that power move, it couwd have just spewwed the end for Gangzta

TWO........

Dean: I know, and the worst man looks to have won!

THR.....

(the referee spots Gangztas foot on the ropes, Maxx seems little frustrated, he picks up Gangzta and places him between his legs setting him up for his finisher the Master Blaster - (Last Ride ),

Will: Maxx wooks set to finish Gangzta off with his finishing maneuver the Mater Bwaster, and wooks to be the end of the match for Gangzta

Dean: its not over till the fat lady sings, so SHUT UP WILL!

Will: im not fat, im P-H phat

(Maxx lifts Gangzta into the air, and brings him crashing back the apron, with a thundering crash, before laying on top of the fallen Gangzta, for the pin)

ONE........

Will: thats his finisher it’ll be aww(all) over now

TWO......

Dean: looks like end of the match to me

THREE......

(Ding, Ding, Ding)

Dean: as I was saying it looks like the end of the match, and it very much is, and Maxx Steele has come out on top in this grueling battle

Will: gruewing it was, but both of these competitors wiww (will) wive to fight another day, in what wiww hopefuwwy be a long and fwuitful career

---------Rik Hardy vs Giggles/Wylder----------

Dean: well up next we have that terrible Hardy Boy wanabe Rik Hardy, taking on a great wrestler who runs with the New Bad Company, and stable that has great wrestlers, and my man Wick, he is a force to be reckoned with!

Will: Don’t write off Wik Hardy though he is a new up and coming exciting wrestwer, with a vewy bright futrue ahead of him if he stays concentwated on his caweer! what lies ahead is aww(all) up to him now

(Rik Hardys music hits and he comes out down the rampway being accompanied by Charlotte, Rik Hardy looks out into the crowd and sees signs that read “Rik Hardy 2 extreme”, when he gets to the ring he pulls down the middle rope allowing Charlotte to enter, and he follows, the two parade around the ring as the fans cheer, especially for Charlotte)

Dean: another wrestler another Diva, how surpriseing, but hey if Charlotte wants to come and sit right beside me, I’ll applaud that

Will: Typical eh! I guess we can teww (tell) that he hangs with Pimp Bizkit then, and Pimps wadies of pweasure that we’ww(we’ll) see water(later) in our pwograming

(Giggle/Wylder begins to make his way down to the ring he is carrying a half eaten doughnut, he takes a bite out of it and looks to throw the rest into the crowd but stops himself and takes the last beat, the crowd are laughing, and booing him)

Dean: shit me if this guy could get in shape quit eating them doughnuts of his, he could just make it as a good wrestler, he just needs to cut out the doughnut eating slob personality that he has, and concentrate more on the more serious, technical athlete of his

Will: yea he does have an edge to him that says he coued be a gweat wrestwer, if his mind was more focused on wreswing and not eating doughnuts, teaming with Wick, and the new Bad Company, is a smart maneuver

(G/W makes his way to the ring and screws up his doughnut, raper, and throws it in Rik Hardys face, Rik Hardy then runs at him with his knee into G/W’s back sending him hurtling into the security rail face first)

Dean: look at that Rik hardy already cheating, he is using foriegn objects, already!, this is a wrestling match not a hardcore match, in no way shape or form should the objects that may surround the ring be used

Will: If he didn’t want to wand (land) on the secuwity wail then he shouwdn’t of thwown wubish in Wik’s face! its disgwaceing the wrestwer!

(Rik Hardy waits in the ring, and when G/W regains his composure he turns around and the two glare at each other, and while keeping eye contact G/W enters the ring)

Dean: Giggles/wylder isn’t going to budge he’s in this match to prove to himself and the new Bad Company that he is indeed good enough to hang with them

Will: and Wik Hardy is here in onwy his second match here in GZW, he stiww wants to show everybody why he is here, and just how good he is

(The two tie up and G/W forces Rik into the corner, he goes to take a big punch but Rik dodges it, G/W’s fist hits the cushioned turnbuckle, Rik bounces on the far ropes, and slides underneath G/W’s legs to the outside, before grabing hold of G/W’s legs, and pulling on them bringing G/W face down on the apron)

Dean: G/W missed that punch, and thgat darn Rik Hardy, countered by using his pace

Will: yes just as it wooked as though G/W might take some earwy advantage in this match, Wik took it wight back

(Rik quickly climbs the top turnbuckle, and as G/W stumbles to his feet, while holding his face Rik comes off the top turnbuckle and hits G/W with a misile dropkick)

Will: more high fwying offese by Wik Hardy here, G/W wooks to be seriouswy on the defense here! can he turn it awound?

Dean: he sue can, Its only Rik Hardy, that irritating little bug needs to be taught a lesson, and the new ad company could certainly do that to him in a big way, and hell he’ll be taught by them what its really like to be EXTREME!

Will: well he does caww (call) himsewf extreme

(Rik picks, up G/W and goes to whip him into the turnbuckle, but G/W reverses it, and Rik is sent into the turnbuckle, G/W charges in on him looking for the big splash in the corner, but Rik Hardy, manages to get himslef on the top turnbuckle, and as G/W goes into the turnbuckle, Rik does a sunset flip into a pinning combination)

Dean: just as G/W begins to take advantage that pesky Rik takes the advantage right back! damn I hate that guy

Will: he’s doing his best, and thats aww (all) that couwd possibwy be asked of any wrestwer here, or any other fed for that matter

ONE.........

Dean: come on kickout G/W

TWO.....

Will: does he have it?

THR......

(Kickout)

Will: no he doesn’t kickout with authowity, by G/W

(Rik, picks up G/W and whips him into the ropes, G/W hooks his arms on the top rope, and Rik goes for a dropkick, that he misses, and lands face first on the apron, which G/W follows up with an elbow to his chest)

Dean: yes, thats it G/W now counter on the stupid misatke by Rik, show him why you are part of the new Bad Company, obliterate him

Will: it was an inexperienced mistake by Rik, G/W shouwd couter on this young wrestwers mistake and if he is too win it now it wiww(will) because of his further expewienced authowity that hw wiww have to stamp on this match

(G/W picks up Rik, and throws him into the ropes, Rik goes for a cross body, but G/W catches him and lifts him up onto his shoulder, and takes him down with a powerslam into a cover)

Dean: Rik, maybe the high flyer in this match, but G/W certainly has the power advantage In this match!

ONE.......

Will: yea your wight!, he’ww have to use that to his advantage

TWO.....

(kIckout)

Dean: not really close there!, but G/W now has the advantage will he be able to capitalise on this now, and punish the pesky Rik Hardy?

(G/W picks up Rik ,and as he does, Rik throws a punch at G/W, but G/W blocks it, and kicks him in his midsection into a headlock)

Dean: a veteran move there by G/W, he’s got Rik in a headlock slowing the momentum down, which is wise as it keeps the speed of Rik to a minimum

Will: yes it certainwy does its job, but Wik has got to twy and speed up the momentum! while G/W has got to twy and keep his momentum as low as possibwe!

(G/W continues to apply preasure to the headlock, and sends Rik down to one knee, the crowd start to get behind Rik, as Charlotte on the outside begins to clap for him, and the crowd start it, Rik starts to power up to both of his feet, and starts elbowing G/W in his stomach untill he releases the hold)

Will: Charwotte has got the cwowd behin Wik now, and this has hewped Wik get out of the howd, what an asset Charwotte couwd be to Wik, duwing his stay at GZW

Dean: what you talking bout Charlottes ass for?, yes we all think its damn fine, but hey we can look for our selves!

(Rik attempts to whip G/W into the ropes, but G/W reverses it, and sends Rik into the ropes , on his return G/W applies a sleeper hold to Rik, he applies preasure, and Rik begins to fall asleep, he goes on the mat and the referee, begins to check his arm)

ONE.......

Dean: another move, slowing down Riks momentum!, sound tactics seem to be being displayed by G/W tonight

(arm goes limp)

TWO........

Will: yes vewy cwever tactics here from G/W, as much as I don’t wike his attitude I have to say that he does seem to be on form here tonight

(arm goes limp)

THREE..........

Dean: the referee is on the third count, come on G/W put him away here, keep the preasure applied, and you have the match

(arm goes limp)

FOUR............

(arm goes limp)

Will: one more time Wik’s arm goes wimp, and we have our winner in G/W

FIV.......

(Rik’s arm goes half way up before it begins to shake, the crowd start to get behind Rik, and start claping, as does Charlotte on this outside, Rik gets to one, foot, then another, and again starts to swing elbows into G/W’s stomach)

Dean: don’t let him build any momentum G/W keep him grounded

(Rik, gets out of the sleeper hold, and attempts to whip him into the ropes, G/W spins under G/W’s arm, and pulls it to him and knocks him to the ground with a clothesline)

Will: weww he has kept the momentum of Wik Hardy down, and he continues to do so, but he needs to put him away and so far G/W hasn’t been vewy succesfuw at that

Dean: well he’s on top of the match, and if he keeps it that way then Rik will not be able to win the match now will he?

(G/W gets on top of Rik, and begins to pummel him with mounted punches, throwing left and rights, eventually G/W gets up and picks up Rik, he picks up Rik on his shoulder, looking for a shoulder breaker, but Rik, slips down the back of G/W, and Rik pushes G/W into the turnbuckle, and G/W bounces off, and Rik, rolls him up for a pinning combination)

Dean: nooooooooo, G/W has just given the advantage back into the hands of Rik, slow him down damit!

ONE........

Will: yes if Wik wants to win the match the he better get buiwding some momentum now!

TWO.....

Dean: he can’t of possibley won it off that

THR........

(KICKOUT)

Will: cwose caww (call) for G/W that time, but can Wik start to buiwd some momentum now, and win the match, or wiww G/W take the advantage back yet again?

Dean: G/W will take ther advantage back, you just watch, he’s that smart you see!

(Rik is quickly to his feet, G/W soon follows but looks quite dazed, Rik twists G/W’s arm over his head, and then bounces off the top rope doing a corkscrew, in the air then taking G/W down with an arm drag [essa rios style])

Will: what high fwying offese shown here by Wik, he’s started to buiwd some momentum now, but can he capitawise on it?

Dean: no way G/W will soon slow him right back down in due time!

(G/W is quickly to his feet, and he charges at Rik, but Rik takes him down, with a hip toss, the same happens again, then G/W stays on the mat a little longer while Rik Hardy waits a while, G/W offers a test of strength, which Rik Hardy gladly obliges too)

Dean: hahahaha, G/W suckered Rim right into a test of stength, and we all already know who the strongest, Rik mus be as dumb as a box of nails

Will: harsh words fwom Dean, Wik is a youngster to this game, and needs some expewience, he’ww learn in good time

(As G/W and Rik lock up G/W goes to kick Rik in the mid section but Rik catches his foot, Rik spins him around and clotheslines him to the ground)

Will: Wik was vewy aware of what G/W was doing there, so it was smart Dean!, awthough you think he isn’t

Dean: Shut up Will

(Rik picks up G/W into a headlock type thing but with his head next to G/W’s, he spins and spins G/W and does a twist of fate neckbreaker)

Will: what a move!

ONE.....

Dean: yes it was good, but G/W has got to kickout of this one, come on for the New Bad Company

TWO...........

Will: I don’t think he wiww

THREE.......

(Ding, Ding, Ding)

Dean: Darn! our winner by pinfall is that pesky Rik Hardy, who has miraculously mad it two straight wins here in the GZW, but I have a feeling that it isn’t going to last all that long

Will: but you never know fowkes

---------------Hades + Shadow vs Eddie Henchamn + Dameon -------------

Dean: next up we have a promiseing tag-team match up, that has quite a nice build up for it, if I may say so myself

Will: yes we have Hades teaming with his fwiend Shadow, and evewybody knows that Henchman has been fwirting or buwwying Hades woman Aqua

Dean: yes and last week we had that witch spray Hencham with some thing into his eyes, it could of had permanent damage on Henchman, thats why I think he’ll get revenge here tonight, against Hades

(Hades and Shadow come out together with combined theme music, the crowd lets out a huge face pop for the two as they make there way to the ring)

Will: these two are part of the force that wooks set to take on Chaos Theowy and stand up for what is wight and for fair pway!

Dean: fair play, get you nowhere in this business itts all about the victory nowadays not how, where, or why you won!

(Eddie Henchman and Dameon also come out together, they both have sadistic smiles on there faces as they make the way to the ring, Shadow and Hades back off allowing Henchman and Dameon into the ring)

Dean: these two Theory members are going to show these too ingreats why they are part of the theory, and there not

Dean: well there is a family fued happening here, with Hades being the son of Dameon, and Hades has sided with that miserable specimin Magic, and we all know that Magic and Dameon don’t like each other so Dameon is guna kick the crap out of Hades for that! hehehe poor Hades!

Will: weww we aww know that Hades is great athwete and that many people feew that the onwy reason is here is because he is rewated to Magic, weww he wants to prove a point that, that isn’t the reason that he is here

( Hades is to start the match, and Henchman is in the ring Hades charges at Henchman, but Henchman hurries over to the corner and tags in Dameon)

Will: doesn’t Henchman want to go at it with Hades? is he scared?

Dean: mind games, Will! they hang with Sincere the master of Mind Games! and its obviously rubuing off on them, good for them is what I say!

(Dameon steps in the ring staring at Hades, Hades points towards Henchman and shouts “I want him”, Dameon shakes his head as to say no and sends Hades to the floor with a stiff right hand)

Will: Hades wanted Henchman but I guess Dameon said no, the onwy way he knows how too, and weww it was effective

Dean: your damn right it was, and that irritating Hades is on the back foot right from the start, just where I like to see him! hehehe

(Dameon picks up Hades and screams down his ear “I’m your daddy”, and with that throws him into his corner by throwing him by his head where Hades tags in Shadow)

Will: the theowy have the advantage wight from the start

Dean: and it will stay that way Will! the theory guys will kick these guys arses with ease, and what I say is I don’t understand why Dameon keeps proving himself to D.S.R, isn’t being the GZW television champion enough?

(Shadow runs at Dameon and Dameon takes him down with a drop toe hold into a half Boston crab which Shadow rolls out of into a pinning combination)

ONE........

Dean: what the hell? his first offesive maneuver is a pin?

(Kickout)

Will: wasn’t effective to win the match though was it?, its a wittle to eawy in the match for a winner this earwy

(Dameon and Shadow lock up and Dameon counters with a rake to his eyes, he whips him into his corner, Dameon goes over and taunts Hades meanwhile Henchman is chokeing Shadow, Hades attempts to come in the ring but is stoped by the referee, who trys to get him out of the ring, while Henchman and Dameon double team Shadow in the corner)

Dean: dumb ass Hades, hes a nut crazier than a coconut!!!!! hehehehe! I think this boy need theropy!! hehe

Will: the weferee is just doing his job, Dean!

Dean: a good one at that, he’s letting Shadow get beat down, just exactly what I enjoy to see, keep it up referee!

(Dameon claps his hands loudly as they continue to double team Shadow, the referee turns around and sees Henchman in the ring and Dameon is not and mistakes it as a tag, and lets the match continue)

Dean: sound tactics by Dameon and Henchman here they are making tags without haveing to tag very clever indeed

Will: Weww it has foowed the weferee there!

Dean: and well, it wasn’t hard was it

(Shadow punces Dameon off the ring apron but Henchman whips Shadow into the ropes, Shadow leap frogs Henchman, and bounces off the next ropes, this time Henchman leap frods Shadow, but Shadow stands behind Henchman, and when he turns around knocks him too the ground where both me lay out In the middle of the ring)

Dean: even when Shadow does start to build some momentum Henchman slows it back down, even at risk to himslef! Man these Theory guys are great

Will: weww atweast the momentum was stoped fairwy! which makes a vewy nice change for any of the theowy members

(Both men begins to struggle to there respective corners, to try and make the tag, but before any of the wrestlers can make a tag Dameon jumps in the ring and distracts the referee)

Dean: yeh thats it Dameon keep the advantage, by any means necessary, these Chaos Theory guys seem to be a real good influence on Dameon!

Will: disagwee,theree a vewy bad infwuence on anybody

(Shadow makes the tag to Hades but it is behind the referees back, Hades rushes in, and starts to hammer away on Henchman, but the referee turns around and begins to order Hades out of the ring but Hades protests that he had made a tag)

Dean: see Dameon has his whits about him tonight, its a good thing that D.S.R are keeping him on his toes, it seems to have a profound effect on him

Will: he is a tremendous athwete, and he doesn’t need to be nasty, nobody does! why do peopwe have to be so mean aww the time?

(Dameon and Henchman both begin to double team Shadow, and they do a double powerbomb as Henchman makes the cover, the referee, turns around and makes the cover)

ONE..........

Dean: see after that double team Shadow if guna be out for the count!

(Hades climbs the to the top turnbuckle)

TWO........

Will: what is Hades up too?

(Hades comes off the top of the turnbuckle)

THR........

(Hades interupts the count with a leg drop on Henchman)

Dean: what is that dasterdly Hades doing?, he’s interfereing in the match illigaly, referee disqualify that team! under no cercumstances should that be aloud to happen

Will: but its okay when the Theowy do it!

Dean: hey, thats behind the referees back, if the referee doesn’t see it, its perfecly legal!

Will: doesn’t make it wight though

(the referee attempts to separate Hades from Henchman, and get Hades out of the ring but to no avail, Dameon then steps into the ring and him and Henchman begin double teaming Hades, they double powerbomb Hades, and Dameon picks him up, and Henchman goes to slap him across his face, but Shadow catches his hand as it goes back)

Dean: what! let him Bitch Slap him, let Henchman drill it into Hades, that he is the man, and that Aqua should be his, not no maggot bearing, idiot like Hades, who is only here because he is the son of Dameon anyway, not because his brother is Magic, and anyhow Magic is only here because his Dad is Dameon!, geeeeeesh, kids these days, don’t respect there elders do they?

Will: Hades and Magic are gweat wrestwers, just because Dameon put the on this world doesn’t make him any better than them

(Henchman turns around right into a scoop slam by Shadow, Haes is droped by Dameon who Charges, at Shadow, who sends him over the top rope)

Dean: how fair is this?, Dameon, and Henchman, are getting brutalised in this match now just because that referee can’t keep control of the match

Will: fair comment, but hey it couwd work either way!, and you’re damn wight aww heww is bwakeing woose here, the weferee needs to get contwol quick

(Shadow, then picks up Dameon, and Hades spears Dameon and makes the cover)

Will: yes we couwd have winners now

Dean: no it can’t be!

(The referee stands there and refuses to count, a puzzled Shadow, and Hades look at the referee, wondering why he isn’t counting, while Dameon sneeks back into the ring and while Shadow has began pleading with the referee, Dameon kicks Hades in the mid section and does a "Creamator" (puts his opponent into a power bomb, but before slaming him into the mat, he lets him fall, holding his feet, making him hang upside down, then drops on his knees, slaming his opponent's head into the ring, floor, ect. Another words, its a revers Tombstone.) on Hades)

Will: weww the outwooks on this match has once again been twisted on its head!, as Hades was attempting to pin the iwwigaw man

Dean: yeaaaaaaaaaa baby, thats right creamator baby, its all over know baby, dumb ass Hades might have just goten some sense knocked into him with that move right there, surely the match is over now!

(Dameon, grabs hold of Hades and throws him out of the ring, then turns back to Hades and makes the cover)

ONE..............

Will: weww, I guess the bad guys have won this war, but as we aww know good wiww provail in the end!

TWO......

Dean: yea, that what the goog guys want you to believe, tht good always provails, well I have got news for you Will, and that is that its made up to actually get some more good guys as they are in short supply, because badies are the peoplw with more sense as the bad guys always win really, and thats because there better!

THREE.......

Will: we’ww see Dean, we wiww just have to wait and see what happens with this stiww expwosive situation

Dean: yea our winners by pinfall are our T.V champion Dameon and Eddie Henchamn, the man that should really be with Aqua, not that looser Hades, geeeeesh she must be blind

Will: weww if shes bwind then you might just have a chance with her Dean

Dean: why you little blighter!, I ought to punch you lights out you daft waster!, anyway what tight get named you Will anyway?

Will: my parents did!

Dean: hehe, they obviously didn’t like you very much now did they, but then again who does!, by what I’m saying you waster is that you can’t even pronouce your name properly its Wiwwiam! hehehe, its like who came up with the word for lisp, hehehe what a guy that must be! I just want to shake that guys hand!

Will: Go back to Pimp, and buy another hoe, thats the onwy way you get any wadies at aww, by sucking up to Pimp to get one of his wadies of weisure

Dean: here will this sut you up?

(Dean passes a lollypop to Will)

Will: what flavour

Dean: lime, and you can have it if you say lollypop

Will: wowwypop

Dean: hehehehehe

(Dean passes the lollypop over to Will)

Dean: damn thats funny

--------------- backstage --------------

(in the backstage Rik Hardy and Diamond sledge can be seen talking, and chating there is a clock above the heads that Rik continually points to)

Rik: right lets start over, the big finger is the

Diamond: minute finger

Rik: yes, and the little finger is the?

Diamond: hour finger

Rik: yes well done which makes it what time?

Diamond: 4 miute past eight

Rik: no no no no! right you have the hour finger right right, remember each little line between the fingers counts for one minute so its?

Diamond: (counting fingers on his hands) 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, (pauses for a minutes and then continues by using his toes) 11 12 13 14 15, 16 17 18 19 20! 20 past eight?

Rik: yes well dne, your getting the hang of this now!, anyway what times your match?

Diamond: o crap 20 past eight

(Rik and Diamond quickly slap hands and both say)

both: for risky gold

----------------scene fades-------------

Dean: what was that all about?

Will: I guess its the new tag team, that has been circweing bacstage in the form of rumours, it Diamond Swedge,a dn Wik Hardy! Wisky Gowd!

---------------------Diamond Sledge vs Willie Haire ----------------------

Dean: up next we have a match between two miserable specimins, Its that scruber Diamond Sledge taking on Willie Haire the jobber from Ireland!

Will: even Wiwwie seems to think he is a jobber, but hey both of these wrestwers are gweat athwetes and I have a good deaw of wespect for both of these new superstars in the GZW! and think we are in for a gweat match

(Diamonds music begins to play on the PA system, he emerges, the crowd let out a big face pop for Diamond, he looks out into the crowd and reads a sign that reads “Diamond Sledge the crown jewells”)

Dean: what an irronic sign that is perhaps implying that the crown jewells are priceless, where as Diamond Sledge is worthless! hehehe

Will: weww for a guy who wives in the gutter, he sure is getting quite a fan base behind him, this guy seems to wike his wife (life) style he has money now, and he stiww gets everwy thing the same way he used to

Dean: ahahahaaha, yes Diamond is a true scrounger, a scruber, a crawler! hehehe, damn he even makes the jobbers look like multi billionaires

(Willies music hits, and Willie is met by the same type of face pop that Diamond had just recieved, he stands and has a big smile on his face while he looks up into the crowd to read a sign that reads “Willie wheres your lepracorn?”)

Dean: yea lepracorns originate from Ireland don’t they!, even they could kick Willies ass!, hey thats proburbly why he don’t have one!

Will: Dean you know that Wepracorns are just a myth, and anyway Wiwwie is in gweat condition, and wooks waweing (rareing) to go!

(Willie enters the ring, and him and Diamond shake hands before the match is to start and the referee calls for the bell, to begin the match)

Will: both men showing a gweat deaw of wespect for each other, this wooks wike it couwd be a good owd traditionaw type of match up!

Dean: what the hell! just kick the crap out of each other, thats all I want to see!, geesh, though I guess I might as well go to sleep, nothing good will ever happen with these two!

(Willie offers Diamond a test of stength Diamond happily obliges, and the two begin a test of strength, Willie starts to get the better of Diamond at first but Diamond battles back, and there is a stand still for about 1o seconds or so, and the two brake the hold and slap hands)

Will: just what I wike to see, two guys going at it fairwy, both showing respect for his opposition!

Dean: not what I l;ike to see though, its boring! so Will quit desterbing my beuty sleep, i’m sure everybody in T.V land would appreciate it too!

(Diamond and Willie this time lock up, and Willie fores Diamond into the turnuckle, Willie throws a chop at Diamond, Diamond hold his chest, but Willie stands there, and allows Diamond to chop him back, which Willie holds his chest too)

Will: these two guys have began exchanging chops now, and they seem to be taking it in turns to see who has the gweatest show of no quit in them!

Dean: more like to see who is the stupiest, and its certaintly a toss up! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Willie whips Diamond into the far turnbuckle and follows up with a big splash, but Diamond moves and Willie goes straight into the turnbuckle, and Diamond rolls him up into a pinning combination)

ONE..............

Dean: yes end iut early please! save out T.V ratings!

TWO...........

Will: don’t be daft Dean, peopwe wiww be enjoying see these too go at it

(Kickout)

Dean: who? those who are bllind and deaf, so there oblivious to what is actually going maybe, or thoise who have regained there sight in front of a T.V?! well actually if that happened theyd wish they were blind again!

(Diamond is quickly to his feet, and offers Willie a hand to get up, which Willie accepts, and Willie gets up, and whips Diamond into the ropes, Willie hip tosses Diamond, and then goes to spear him but misses and colides with the steel ring post)

Wille: what a cowision for Wiwwie there a head on cowision with the wing post couwd of just diswocated his shouwder!

Dean: yes....... come on ring post, come on ring post!, yea the ring post is a hell of a lot more entertaining than Willie, or Diamond! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Diamond once again rolls him up for the pinning combination)

ONE........

Dean: pitty its not going to be over this early though

TWO........

(Kickout)

Will: your wight Dean Diamond hasn’t won off that!, but hey you gotta keep twying wight?

Dean: I wouldn’t if I was as bad as wrestler as these two are! if I was as bad as these two are, which is pretty much impossible! I would quit while I can still walk!

(both men are quickly too there, feet and they begin to stare at easch other, Diamond then whips Willie into the ropes, he comes back and Diamond hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Willie)

Will: wooks wike the action I picking up now! they know they bot wespect each other, and now they seem to be going at it!

Dean: yes finaly some action!, never thought I would see any of these two get off there fat lazy asses in this match let alone actually wrestle! zzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Willie is quickly to his feet, and Willie Charges at Diamond once again, Diamond takes him down with a drop toe hold, into a half boston crab, Willie begins to squeel in quite a bit of pain)

Will: Wiwwie is having the pwessure appwied to his weg here, wiww he be able to with stand the pwessure that is being appwied here?!

Dean: hahahahaha, just as usuall that Jobber Willie is squeeling, but i’m verysurprised that Diamond could do it, hell he’s another squeeler, match of the squeelers here fat ass wasters in TV land! zzzzzzzzzz

(Willie struggles over to the ropes and hooks his arm on the bottom rope,and the referee starts a five count on Diamond)

Dean: come on execute the five count

ON........

(Diamond lets go of the hold)

Dean: what the hell, Diamond you thick idiot you have a five count execute it as best as you can don’t just let go on one! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Will: he’s pwaying fairwy Dean!

Dean: playing dumb more like! zzzzzzzzzzzz

(Willie is quickly to his feet, and Diamond and Willie look at each other before locking up again, and yet again Willie proves to be the strongest of the two, by forceing Diamond into the corner)

Will: weww Wiwwie sure seems to have the stwength advantage in this match, but we aww know Diamond is no push over, and that he can and wiww mix it up with the best of them!

Dean: yeh he mixes it up with the best, but he still gets his ass whoped, just even worse by the best! hehehe

(Willie whips Diamond into the far turnbuckle, and follows up with a crashing clothesline, he then takes Diamond down with a snapmare, then climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, and lands a shooting star press from the top rope, and makes the cover)

ONE..........

Will: OH MY WORD!!!! what a move executed by Wiwwie Haire here, he wiww, surewy win off that, high wisk maneuver

TWO........

Dean: high risk maneuvers, are show just plain stupidity, you have the risk of doing your ass cheeks in if you miss and land on your ass

Will: that why they are high wisk

THRE.......

(Diamond has his foot on the ropes, Willie holds his head in astonishment that he didn’t mange to win off that maneuver)

Will: gweat wesiliance fwom Diamond Swedge here, there is no give in this young gun! gweat fighting spiwit

Dean: more sutupidity, take the loss while you can, you idiot, you want to be able to walk tomorro don’t you, or atleast get home, to your dumpster that is! fighting spirit my arse!

(Willie now picks up Diamond near the corner, he places him between his legs, then picks him up onto his shoulders, and runs out of the corner into a sitdown powerbomb, into a pinning combination)

ONE...........

Will: surewy this time!

TWO........

Dean: yeh surewy Diamond isn’t going to be stupid enough to get out of this one too!

THRE........

(Diamond kicks out)

Will: OH MY WORD!!!!!!!! he’s kicked out yet again!, I don’t bewieve this, he must be rewieing on instinct now!

Dean: maybe he is, but I didn’t know Diamond could actuawy kick out!

(Willie claps three time at the referee, signaling that he thinks that it was a three count, the referee shakes his head no, Willie looks a little frustrated, but he gets up and picks up Diamond, and whips him into a turnbuckle, Willie goes to the far turnbuckle, and looks like he is ready for his finisher)

Will: GOWE, GOWE, GOWE

Dean: YES he is seting him up for a spear, and then that will finally be the end of the pesky Sledge man

(Willie, starts to charge at Diamond, and he throws his body shoulder first inot Diamond, but Diamond steps to the side, and Willie goes crashing, into the steel ring post)

Will: oooooooo, thats going to hurt in the morning!

Dean: ahahaha, both as these two guys are dumber than a box of nails! geesh

(Willie gets picked out of the corner by Diamond, who kicks him in his mid-section, and then does the Sledgement {brain buster} on Willie)

Will: another devastating move, by Diamond Sledge

Dean: yes maybe we can finawy end this snor fest!!!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Diamond sets up Willie, for the Sledgement, and Willie comes straight down to the mat landing head first, Diamond just lies across Willie as he makes he cover)

ONE..........

Dean: Please please please let this be the end of this match!, I want to watch some real action!

TWO.........

Will: Diamond has just wanded the Swedgement, that has got to be over now!

THREE........

Dean: our winner Diamond Sledge, so if your watching you can wake up now the boredom is over as we move onto our next match scheduled tonight which is the four way tag team match up! and we get to see my man Pimp teaming with another great Soul Shaker! hooooooooooray!

Will: weww what a gweat match up that was, It had a wot of Dwama and excitement aww in one! what more couwd you or anybody ewse ask for?

Dean: weww if you call sleeping exciting!

-------------------- Little Show + Fubu vs Majick + “Lone Gunman” John Taylor vs The Dawg Pound vs The “Mid-card killer” Pimp Bizkit + Soul Shaker -------------

Dean: what a match we have lined up for you all know

Will: yeh we have Wittle Show + Fubu two guys that I wespect and personawy are my fwavourites to win this match

Dean: respect! hahaha, what the hell for?, for actually having the ball to turn up tonight to get there ass whoped!, they are jokes!, so are that fliping Dawg Pound, Disco Dawg and Dirty Dawg man Disco comes to the ring and does a stupid Dance! ahahahaha

Will: they are twemendous athwetes, and again stand a good chance it this match!

Dean: yea right they’ll get torn apart by Gunman, Majick, Pimp, and Shaker!

Will: weww who do you think wiww win?

Dean: who else?, Pimp and Shaker of course, they will Play-a-live everybody in this match, and then we might just witness the demolision of both Fubu and Little Show! hooooray! get rid of those two wasters! once and for all!

(Dawg Pound’s music hits, and they come to the ring, accompanied by Pretty Kitty. The crowd give a mixed reaction, as the team slide into the ring.)

Dean: here we have the Dawg pound with that Damn fine Miss Kitty, damn she can come and sit on my lap anyday! here kitty, kitty, kity

Will: she as good as Pimps wadies of weisue?

(“Don’t See The Signs” by Mark B and Blade hits over the PA, and Pimp walks out onto the stage, to the crowd booing. He stops on stage, and “Ministry” by Dame Grease presents Meeno hits, and Soul Shaker walks out, to a lot of heel heat. He and Pimp walk down side by side, and itno the ring.)

Dean: yea, my boys who are going to totally kick ass

Will: we wiww see, they are up against some pretty tough opposition though

(Papa Roach’s “Last Resort” hits, as the Lone Gunman comes out onto the stage, to catcalls and boos from the crowd. He has his trademark black leather athletic bag over his left shoulder, and in his right hand, he is holding a kendo stick, and he waves it professionally. Majick’s music hits, as Gunman is halfway down the ramp, and Majick rushes to the ring, and he and Gunman get in, and start brawling with the other two teams.)

Dean: Yea and here is there only other competition

Will: weww Wittle Show and Fubu aren’t even here yet

Dean: who cares about them?

Gunman and Majick double team Disco Dawg, while Pimp and Shaker do the same to Dirty. Majick hits some knife edge chops to Disco, and Gunman knocks down the Dawg with a leg sweep! Pimp and Shaker take turns in hitting Dirty Dawg with shoulder thrusts in the opposite corner., and then Pimp and Majick simultaneously whip the Dawgs against each other, knocking them both down!

Dean: yea show them just who the big dogs are around here

Will: I guess we are tawking about the Dawg Pound

Dean: yea Dirty and smelly isn’t it?

(“My Way” by Limp Bizkit hits, as Fubu, Little Show and Blaze rush to the ring, to get in on the action, and the bell sounds.)

Will: weww the match can officiawy start

Dean: the match was good! well atleast untill they came down and stunk the place out with there Bologna stench

The referee forces a man from each team into their respective corners, and the 4 legal men are Little Show, Shaker, Gunman and Dirty. Show and Shaker go straight for each other, as Gunman locks up with Dirty. Shaker takes down Show with a clothesline, and starts to lay the boots into him. Gunman applies a Hammerlock to Dirty, but he wrestles out of it, and hits a front dropkick, and Gunman falls back onto Shaker! Shaker then leaves Show and Picks up taylor, and drops him with a scoop slam. Shaker then makes the tag to Pimp, who hits a big boot to Gunman, and spinebuster to Dirty, and a Piledriver to Little Show! Dirty desperately tries to maek the tag, but Gunman gets back up, and applies an Ankle Lock, pulling him backward! Little Show manages to get a low blow in on Pimp, and he attempts the Acid Drop, but Pimp reverses it to a back drop suplex!

Dean: Yea...... mayhem in the ring baby just what I like to se yea!

Will: Oh no somebody might get hurt with aww them battawing it out!

Pimp makes the tag to Shaker again, while Gunman tags in Majick. Majick and Shaker charge each other, and run into each other with clothslines, knocking them both down! Fubu starts to reach out for a tag from Little Show, as the Show holds his ribs in pain! Shake hits a big backbreaker on Majick, as Fubu tags in! He dropkicks Shaker into the corner, and Little follows up with a running back elbow into Soul Shakers face! Show then nails a Monkey Flip, and Shaker tumbles forward, but walks into a Tajiri Like kick to the head from Fubu! Pimp runs in on his own accord, and naisl Fubu from behind,as Majick whips Dirty Dawg into the corner, and makes the tag to Gunman, who comes in, hits some spin kicks, then tags out. Majick nails some Body Shots, and makes another quick tag! Pimp hits a Runinng Leg Sweep On Fubu, and then an Exploder Suplex on Little Show. Shaker picks up Fubu, and attempts to Suplex him out of the ring, but Fubu lands on his feet on the apron, and hits a hangman to Shaker, but Pimp whips Little Show into Fubu, knocking them both to the floor with authority! Pimp and Shaker then proceed to get out of the ring, and beat on Fubu and Little Show outside. In the ring, the Gunman hits a huracarana, and then tags in M a j i c k , w h o h i t s a D V D , an d a p p l i e s h i s D i s s a p e a r i n g A ct ( S l e e p e r H o l d ) o n t h e g r o u n d, a s D i r t y s t a r t s t o f a d e a w a y ! G u n m a n t h e n t a g s h i m s e l f i n , a n d c l im b s t o t h e t o p r o p e , a s M a j i c k d ro p s D i r t y D a w g w i t h a f r o n t l a y o u t s u p l e x . G u n m a n d i v e s o f f w i t h t h e L a s t R e s o r t ( B e n o i t H e a d b utt) G u n m a n m a k e s t h e c o v e r ,

O n e

Dean: could Gunman have the win here, against what I say is the weakest Link of a team in this match, they are somehow worse than Little Show, and Fubu

T w o

Will: possibwy

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T h e y   k e e p   b r a w l i n g   i n   t h e   c r o w d ,   j u s t   i g n o r i n g   t h e   r e f e r e e . ( 7 , 8 )   F u b u   a n d   S h o w   h i t s   l o w   b l o w s   t o   P i m p   a n d   S h a k e r   r e s p e c t i v e l y ,   a n d   t h e n   b o t h   n a i l   s i m u l t a n e o u s   d r o p k i c k s !   ( 9 , 1 0 )   P i m p ,   S h a k e r ,   F u b u   a n d   S h o w   h a v e   a l l   b e e n   c o u n t e d   o u t ,   a n d   i t   h a s   g o n e   d o w n   t o   a   s t r a i g h t   u p   t a g   m a t c h !   F u b u   a n d   S h o w   n o w   b o t h   s t a r t   p o u n d i n g   o n   P i m p ,   w h i l e   S h a k e r   t r i e s   t o   g e t   u p .   I n   t h e   r i n g ,   G u n m a n   a n d   D i s c o   a r e   t h e   t w o   l e g a l   m e n .   D i s c o   h i t s   s o m e   f o r e a r m s   t o   t h e   f a c e ,   a n d   g o e s   f o r   a   T o r n a d o   D D T ,   b u t   T a y l o r   r e v e r s e s ,   t o   a   f r o n t   g u t b u s t e r ,   d r o p p i n g   D i s c o   o n   t h e   t o p   r o p e !   H e   m a k e s   t h e   t a g   t o   M a j i c k ,   w h o   c o m e s   i n ,   a n d   h i t s   a   p r o n e   D a w g   w i t h   a   G e r m a n   S u p l e x   a n d   a   b r i d g e ,   1 , 2 , K i c k o u t   b y   D i s c o !   D i r t y   r u n s   i n ,   a s   d o e s   G u n m a n !   G u n m a n   t a k e s   h i m   d o w n   w i t h   a   d o u b l e   l e g   s w e e p ,   a n d   t h e n   h e   a p p l i e s   t h e   S i l e n c e r ! ( S i n g l e   L e g   S h a r p s h o o t e r )   S i m u l a t a n e o u s l y   t o   t h i s ,   M a j i c k   l o c k s   D i s c o   i n   t h e   d i s s a p e a r i n g   a c t ! ( S l e e p e r   H o l d )   T h e   r e f e r e e   c h e c k s   b o t h   t h e   D a w g   s   h a n d s ,

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3 ! !   M a j i c k   a n d   G u n m a n   k e e p   t h e i r   h o l d s   l o c k e d   i n ,   a s   t h e   b e l l   s o u n d s .   R e f e r e e s   a n d   G Z W   o f f i c i a l s   c h a r g e   t o   t h e   r i n g ,   t r y i n g   t o   p e r s u a d e   t h e   h o l d s   t o   b e   b r o k e n ,   b u t   n e i t h e r   M a j i c k   o r   L o n e   G u n a m n   d o .   E v e n t u a l l y ,   a l l   t h e   r e f e r e e s   h a v e   t o   p u l l   t h e   t w o   o f f   t h e   D a w g   P o u n d ,   a s   F u b u   a n d   L i t t l e   S h o w   b r a w l   w i t h   S h a k e r   a n d   P i m p   o u t   i n t o   t h e   p a r k i n g   l o t .

Dean: OH MY Word look at these too, I think there I serious pain folkes

Will: yea bodys aren’t ment to twist wike that, and I guess the Dawg Pound are going to go and wick there wounds instead of there paws!

----------------***Main Event***---------------- “the menace” Union Jack vs “the enforcer” T-Rex ------

Dean: weww up now we have our main event, with a return match between Union Jack and T-Rex, another distruction of “OLD MAN REX” hehehe, yea!

Will: our former worwd heavyweight champion T-Wex going up against da Menace Union Jack! what a prospect this match wooks on paper, but wiww it wive up to its biwwing?

Dean: yea UJ, is going to kick T-Rex’s ass, in my opinion that would make him a contender to Sinceres thrown, as Champion by defeating the former champion!

Will: I do to and wouwd wove to see those two go at it!

Dean: yea, it would be one hell of a match! personally I wouldn’t be able to pick a winner in the match, as they are both too damn good, and clever for anybody else!

Will: that can be disagweed with but wets get down to the wing as the two combattants begin to make there way to the squared circwe

(Union Jacks music begins to play on the PA system, the Union Jack symbol appears on the titantron and the logo fades into a picture of the union Jack flag, Union Jack then appears at the top of the rampway, he begins to walk down the rampway to the ring, he looks out into the crowd, before continueing his way down the ramp way, but half way down to the ring UJ stops yet again to taunt a fan, who hold a sign that says “Union Spack”, he grabs hold of the sign and tears it in two, and drops it on the floor, the crowd are in a chorus of boos. Union Jack enters the ring and pumps up both arms exposeing the muscles on each arm, as he kisses each muscle, the crowds booing gets even louder)

Dean: look at the man he’s a beast!, he’s in great shape too, and he’s going to tear apart our damn Enforcer T-Rex

Will: there is no doubting that Union Jack is a beast, and is in gweat shape, and is possibley the best shape of his wife!

(suddenly T-Rex’s music begins to play on the PA system, the crowd suddenly change from a chorus of boos to a chorus of Cheering, T-Rex suddenly appears at the top of the ramp way, and he looks into the crowd, and reads a sign that reads “T-Rex enfoce corpral punishment on UJ”, he makes his way down to the ring and, enters while the referee keeps UJ at bay from attacking him)

Dean: whats the referee, doing, let UJ get Rex, let him tear him apart limb from limb, and we’ll call it the feast for the beast!

Will: I wouldn’t say T-Wex is a feast, but he sure does have a wot of meat on him, and we are going too see a cwash of two titantons here

(UJ, is being checked for foreign objects by the referee, then the referee begins to check T-Rex’s boots and UJ runs in on him and splashes T-Rex into the turnbuckle)

Dean: I guess we are underway here, and UJ, takes the early advantage, and it seems as the biased Prezident Mr Tate Troublesome, is attempting to stop UJ, anyway he can!

Will: yes weww since UJ has been here in the GZW he has executed a Wegin of tewwor on evewybody here in GZW!

Dean: yes because The rest of Bad Company, which is Tate, Firefly, and Pimp Bizkit left him high and dry in the P-W-W, and now he’s come to gain his revenge on Tate Troublesome!, even if it means going through the talent that the GZW holds!

(UJ begins to lay rights and lefts into T-Rex, and T-Rex falls to the ground, and UJ begin to stomp a mudhole in T-Rex, and the fans are booing the roof of the newly built arena specialy for the GZW)

Dean: yea stomp a mudhole in him, teach him the hard way that you own him, go on, lay into him damit

Will: UJ, seems reawwy fired up for this match, but he is rewentwess there is no way anybody couwd possibwy withstand punishment wike this for too wonger pewiod!

Dean: yea, you here, stay on him UJ

(The referee pulls UJ off T-Rex, and as he does, T-Rex burst out of the corner, and spears UJ to the ground as he does the crowd erupts into a huge roar of cheering)

Dean: damn the crowd if deffaning here tonight

Will: yeah, and they are aww firmwy behind our former Heavyweight chmpion T-Wex

Dean: and that just proves a point of Chaos Thory’s that the crowd is mindless cattle, hey they must be cheering for a guy like T-Rex

(Rex begins to unleash a flurry of left and right hands while the crowd is in unison of cheering of “REX, REX, REX”)

Dean: referee get him off damit!, look look he si using closed fists, illegal move pull him off referee, your ment to be fair

Will: yeah, okay you’re wight! whats wight for one isn’t wight for another, and he is using cwosed fists

(the referee pulls T-Rex, off UJ, and UJ makes it back to his feet while the referee is giving Rex a lecture, the referee lets Rex go and the two begin to stare each other out, suddenly UJ throws a right hand, but Rex blocks it and throws a right hook of his own that gets blocked by UJ, both of them get frustrated, and both go to headbutt each other, and then both fall to the apron)

Dean: what are you doing UJ?, kick his ass damit!, its that simple, remember how you used to kick everybodys ass in P-W-W, well he’s no better than any of them, so damit kick his ass!

Will: both men are going at it toe to toe, and neither of them are out doing each other, what a specticaw this is!

(both men get back to the feet, the crowd is going mad, and both UJ, and Rex, again begin to stare each other out)

Dean: unbelieveable Rex seems to be going at it just as good as UJ is, neither of them giving a nudge what so ever to there opponent

Will: both of these men seem to be so evenwy matched, this is going to be so hard to choose a winner, as it could go either way!

(Rex throws a right hook at UJ first this time, and is again blocked by UJ, and almost hynotical UJ throws a right hook to Rex, which is again blocked, but then Rex kicks UJ in his mid section, UJ bends down, and Rex bounces off the ropes and comes back to UJ, but UJ pokes Rex in his eyes, which puts a stop to Rex, as he holds his eyes)

Dean: neither man wanting to make a mistake! this match is certainly one with great potential, and has the makings for a match for the history books

Will: can’t disagwee with that sumary by Dean, but who is going to budge wiww it be Rex or wiww it be UJ?

Dean: UJ has taken the advantage back by using his brains, for a brilliant technical poke to the eyes, there is no denying that its very effective

Will: the move it does its job, thats a certainty, may not be pretty but it slows your opponent down for sure

(UJ follows up with a knee to the Mid-Section to Rex, and then sends him down to the apron, with a hard elbow to the back of Rex, the crowd are back in a chorus of boos again)

Dean: another very effective maneuver!, man does this UJ sure have brains!

Will: yeh UJ, showing that it doesn’t have to wook pretty to be effective, but don’t count Wex out, our former champion can hang with the best of them, and hes deffinatewy not out of it just yet!

Dean: its all a mater of time Will!

(UJ picks Rex up and whips him into the turnbuckle and follows up with a back elbow to the face of Rex, he picks up Rex, and head tosses Rex into the centre of the ring)

Dean: UJ showing Rex, just who the man is in this match, and I think its going to stay that way he’ll surewy have his pregnant wife on his mind, and his soon to be new baby twins

Will: yeh there can be no denying that either

Dean: god help the little ones if they end up looking anything like there father, fingers crossed for them that they’ll look mostly like Angel, but then again it is Angel even if they were to look like the father, they wouldn’t look like Rex, cause he proburbly aint the daddy at all!

Will: you’re mean, but who ewse couwd it be?

(UJ cockily struts over to the body of Rex, and picks him up, he places him between his legs and attempts to pick him up in a powerslam but Rex blocks it and turns it into a back body drop, and the crowd go into the chant of “REX REX REX” again)

Will: the cwowd is sometimes described as the extwa man, and if it proves to be then, the advantage wiww be Wex’s for sure!

Dean: bah..... thats just, an old thing, everybody knows, that a truely great doesn’t need the cwowd, and thats exactwy just what UJ is!

(Uj gets to his feet but Rex whips him into the rope, and Rex gets a big boot to the face of UJ, and UJ goes crashing to the mat)

Will: Wex with a deefinate advantage at the moment, wiww he be able to captawise on this advantage?

Dean: NO certainly not, UJ is far too damn good to let a stupid thing like Rex get the better of him!

(UJ gets picked up by Rex, and UJ manages to slap Rex across his face, which angers Rex, who throws a right hook at UJ, but UJ ducks the punch, and manages to counter with a russian Leg Sweep, and then rolls onto Rex and makes the cover)

ONE........

Dean: yes what a countering move by UJ, this man has brains, unlike that boy T-Rex!!! hahahahaha! UJ is really giving Rex a lesson in wrestling

Will: yes good counter move!

TWO.........

(Kickout)

Will: UJ has not appwied enough punishment to Wex to put him away just yet, but this match seems to be a vewy seesaw battle!

Dean: yes it is indeed, but UJ is the man teaching Rex a lesson in Technician wrestlingh!, that huge dumb old boy!, better get it through his thick skull that UJ is obviously the better man, and live to fight another day!

Will: we aww know that Wex sin’t going to give up! ever!

Dean: thats because he has no brains

(both UJ and Rex get to there feet, UJ begins to lay some boots in on Rex to the back of his knees, to attempt to keep Rex grounded,but It doesn’t work, Rex grabs UJ round the throat, and signals to the crowd that he is going to choke slam him, the crowd are now going mental, with a chant of “REXY, REXY, REXY,” going around the arena, being chanted by what seems like every fan)

Will: UJ, can’t keep the big man gwounded for too wong, and when he gets to his feet he awways posses a sewious thweat to anybody!

Dean: I know and UJ is in trouble now! noooooooooooooo

(UJ backs off into the turnbuckle, with Rex’s hand still firmly around the neck of UJ, but the referee is stood in the corner and gets squashed by UJ in the corner, and goes down, UJ then low blows Rex, and does a tornado DDT on Rex from the middle rope, the crowd are now chanting “ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE”, and as they do UJ makes the cover)

Will: UJ using iwwegaw moves here, he shouwd be disquawified from this match!, but the weferee is knocked out, and UJ has the cover!, maybe there is some justice in the worwd today, as there is nobody to count UJ to victowy now

Dean: what! UJ was using very smart tactics, and now he gets screwded over by some weak ass referee, who can’t make the cover!

(UJ looks over at the knocked out referee, and looks up at the skies! The crowd is laughing quite a bit in ome sections ar UJ’s mis fortunes. UJ rolls under the bottom rope and gains a steel bowling chair from the anounce table, and then proceeds to roll back into the ring with the steel chair, and while he is doing a chorus of boos, are being aimed at UJ)

Dean: yea the referee is down and now Rex is going to get taken apart by “the menace” Union Jack!, maybe with a steel chair, but he might as well the referee is knocked out and can’t do anything about it

Will: this isn’t fair! UJ is taking advantage of an unfortunate situation that the weferee happens to be in! some fair pway needs to be enforced in this match! no infact not just in this match! back into the entire GZW, backstage too!

(UJ taunts the crowd with the steel chair, and the boos from the crowd suddenly tur into cheers as Rex makes it too his feet behind UJ)

Dean: so what Rex is on his feet! but there is no stoping the menace now!

Will: come on Rex, stop this hoowigan, form cheating, and using foreign objects in this match!

(UJ turns around and is clattered in the face with the steel chair that he holds, Rex had delivered a big boot to the chair sending it into UJ’s face, UJ drops the chair by the side of himslef, and Rex makes the cover)

Dean: cheeeeeeeaaaaaaaaat! Rex just used that steel chair on UJ, and he could win the match from this! , oh my god this is a travesty!

Will: UJ, was going to use it on Wex, so what is the difference of Wex deffending himself, with th use of the chair?

Dean: UJ, was on;y going to threaten him with it! but that cheater Rex had to cheat didn’t he!

(The referee gets to his feet meanwhile the crowd is in a chorus of cheering and chanting “REX, REX, REX” the referee looks down at the cover being made by T-Rex, and then at the the steel chair, and then back to the cover before he calls for the bell)

Will: what?, what in the hell is happening here?

Dean: I don’t know

(the referee rushes over to the commentry table where he whispers something to Dean, he is closely followed By Rex, the referee runs to the back, hoit on the heels is Rex chasing him up the rampway, but when he gets to the top he turns back to the ring to see, UJ getting to his feet holding his head in the middle of the ring)

Dean: the referee informs us that UJ is the winner by DQ, I guess he thinks that Rex used the steel chair that he did, man that referee has some brains!

Will: I guess so but thats aww we have time for this week, so join us next week on GZW Thursday night Twavesty!