Thursday Travesty 12th June

Tonights card is, as follows

*TV Semi Final* Dameon vs Majick

*Tv Semi Final* Cravin vs Sic Klown

*Tag Team match-up* Dawg Pound vs Dimensionz of Doom

*Debutants match* Wilie Haire vs Manic Depression

*Tag-team match up* Fubu/Little Show vs Pimp/Shaker

***Main Event*** Tv Final* Dameon or Majick vs Cravin or Sic Klown

("Funky Cold Madina" by Tone Loc begins to play on the PA system)

"alright dig it" pic of  Majic using barbed wire to cut Magics throat

"I'm cooling at a bar, and i'm looking for some action, but like Mick Jagger said I can't get no satisfaction" pic of Pimp chatiing up a blonde bar lady, and taking a peek down her cleavage

"the girls all gather round, but none of them want to get with me", scene with Diamond drooling at a restaurant window

"my birds are fresh, and i'm looking death, yo whats up with the LOC?" Shaker and Kim beating up Little Show with a shovel

"the girls all start jokin, at the other end of the barn, having drinks with no named Chump when they no that i'm the star" Smooth talking to Basildon Bond

"so I got up and stolled over" Union Jack throwing Pimp though a window

" to the other side of the canteena, I asked the guy why you so fly" Big County anounces T-Rex's wife is pregnant

" He said funky cold Madina" clip of Sincere, holding the GZW heavyweight title

"A funky cold Madina" T-Rex holding the GZW heavyweight title

"His brother told me a secret, on how to get more chicks" Sincere coming down to interfere in Pimp's and Davis Match

" put a little Madina in her glass, and the bids will come real quick" Magic is first seen with Steph on Public Television

"its better than any alcohol, or abadeasiac" Gunman, taunting, Diamond Sledge in the Restaurant window

" a couple of sips of this love potion and she'll b on your lap"  Kandi Knockers commentating on Manslaughter

"so I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg he licked his ball, then looked at me and did the wild thing on my leg" Silencer by Gunman

"He used scratch and bite me, before he was much much meaner, now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Madina" fans of the GZW are seen queing up for tickets

"I went out to this girl, she said hi my name is sheena" Dawg Pound talking, camera focused on Miss Kitty

"I thought she can come and have a go with the funky cold madina" Disco Dawg, doing a dance in the ring

"Fireworks start to explode and a cloud of smoke lifts to reveal the logo of hurday Travesty"

Dean: welcome, homeland wasters to Thursday Travesty, hope you like our chosen theme music for tonight, with some Old school rap

Will: I sure did, but what a wine up we have for you tonight, we have both the semi finaws of the TV tournament, and the finaw, aww in one night

Dean: not forgeting we have a tag match with a heated rivaly with Pimp and Shaker teaming up to face Little Show and Fubu!, what an ass whoping that should be!
 

---------- T.Vtournament semi final -------------- Cravin Moorehead vs Sic Klown ------------

Dean: well first up we have this moron Cravin Moorehead, who is miraculously still in the tournament!, how the hell he has stayed in the running i’ll never know, and to see some of those internet polls, that Cravin is one of the fravourites now, I nearly had a heart attack!

Will: cravin great competitor, now my pick for titwe

Dean: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Cravin begins to m,ake his way out to the ring, too a huge round of cheers, but they quickly change to boos when Sic Klown sneek atttacks him at the top of the rampway and gives him right hands down to the ring)

Dean: yea Sic Klown, no clowning around from him tonight.... hehehe, he’s gettingthe job done, and what better than to get your opponent reeling right from the start!

Will: weww an earwy victory wouwd be good for him

(Sic rolls Cravin into the ring, but Cravin follows into Sic with a knee to the mid section, and whips him iinto the ropes, and drops Sic with a drop toe hold)

Will: good swift moves there

Dean: nah he’s just getting lucky

(Cravin picks up Sic, gives him an atomic drop, then delivers a neck breaker, and makes the cover)

ONE........

TWO.......

(Kickout)

Dean: come on Sic, get up and kick his head in

Will: not reawwy close there an easy kickout by Sic

(Cravin picks up Sic and whips him into the turnbuckle, and follows up with a splash in the corner, he goes grogey, and takes him down with a snapmare, and lodges his arm under his chin and goes for a submission)

Will: I don’t think  sic wiww give up that quickly

Dean: no yiour absolutely right Will Sic won’t but if it was cravin doing this then, he proburbly would!

(Referee beegins to check Sics arm)

ONE.........

arm goes limp

TWO.........

limp again

THR.......

Dean: no, Sic doesn’t give it in

(Cravin  begins to stand up and as he does Cravin turns it into a headlock)

Will: Cravin won’t give up the advantage that he has easiwy either

(Sic Pushes Cravin into the ropes, and Sic goes to the mat, and Cravin runs over him, and bounces of the far rope, and Sic gets up and gets a spine buster on Crain, keeping hold of hid legs, and uses them to flip onto Cravins body to make the cover)

ONE.........

TWO.........

Dean: could it be over right here, now?

THRE........

(Cravin arches his way out, of the pin and lands an impalyer (christians unprettier) on Sic

Will: what a counter by Cravin devastating

Dean: noooooooooo, come on Sic I can’t put up with this moron again tonight in another match, you got to win you just have to

(Cravin whips will into the turnbuckle which sandwhiches the reeree, between the turnbuckle, and Sic)

Dean: whats up with these referee’s? none of them seem to have any balls, I bet he doesn’t get up for atleast five minutes

Will: harsh, that man is not trained, and should not be used as a wrestwer! so you can’t expect him to get up so quickwy

Dean: can do Willay

(Cravin drops a DDT, on Sic and makes the cover,he doesn’t realise there is no referee, he makes the count and the crowd start to count ONE..........TWO............THREE..........FOUR...........FIVE)

Will: Cravin has the match won damit

(Cravin goes to help the referee, come round and as he does Sic goes to the outside, and collects a steel bowling chair)

Dean: yeaaaaaa, thats it get Cravin, make sure he’s not going to be the “Last Man Standing” hehehehe!

(Sic swings the chair at Cravin, Cravin ducks, kicks Sic in the mid section, and lands a DDT, on Sic on the chairr, and makes the cover, the referee is still down and the crowd count again ONE..........TWO............THREE..........FOUR...........FIVE)
Will: no referee, again, oh man this couwd prove costwy for Cravin
Dean: Hope so
(Cravin seems pissed off, and picks up Sic and sends him over the ropes)
Dean: hey there coming over here Will, get him
Will: chicken
(Cravin picks out  a monitor out from the commentry area)
Dean: hey thats myn, leave it alone, where you going, give it back! hey im talking to you Cravin
Will: you know what he’s going to use it for
Dean: yea, to cheat, give it me back, or i’ll have to share Will’s
(Cravin uses it, and smashes it over Sic’s head, and blood is streamind from the top of his head, down his face, Cravin gets back into the ring and the referee is up and begins to slowly count out Sic)
ONE........

TWO.........

THREE.....
Dean: not like this come on Sic, don’t let this cheater win like this
FOUR...........
Will: you wouwd usuawy say thats initiative
FIVE............
Dean: no he’s a cheat
SIX.........
Will: wiar
SEVEN...........
Dean: hu cheeky get, I’ll do it to you if you don’t be careful
EIGHT..........
Will: oh shut up
NINE....

TEN.........
Dean: our winner of this match is Cravin bloody Morehead, and well, I hate this cheater
Will: well Sic was going to cheat but you wiked that
Dean: thats different, Sic is not a cheater

-------------------------TV Semi Final ---------------- Dameon vs Majick ----------------
Dean: what a match prospect we have here, a match with to combatants that both seem to be really going after Magic lately, Dameon being his Dad, and Majick having the same pronounceiation as him, I think its going to be a match to decide just who will be the one to destroy Magic once and for all.
Will: your certainwy wooking for hope, as you know Magic is a tremendous athwete, and won’t take this or any beating wying down, and hey he’ww proburbwy come out on top in the end!
Dean: Yeah right
(Dameon comes out to the ring looking pumped up and ready for his match, he is flexing his muscles to taunt the crowd, nd kisses each one, the crowd continue to boo and he looks out into the crowd to read sign like “Chaos Theory humps Sincere”)
Dean: o my god you look at that sign I don’t think its going to make any of Chaos Theory pleased whatso ever, not a good thing to do might I add
Will: hehehe, is pretty funny anyhow
(Majick walks out also to a chorous of boos, as he gets half way down the rampway he turns to look at his enterence video to see him sliceing Magic’s throat open which makes him smile, and also Magics father who stands in the ring, he continues to enter the ring but is kept at bay by Dameon who kicks the bottom rope to keep Majick out of the reing)
Will: urrrrrrrrrrrrgggh I hate the enterence video
Dean: yea, but I don’t know who to back in this match?, the man who is with Chaos Theory Dameon or Majick with the new Bad Company, hell I don’t want to choose my fravourite, there both damn good
(Dameon swings his foot at Majick yet again but Majick catches it and pulls him out of the ring and the two begin to exchange lefts and rights)
Will: brutaw start here
Dean: I know but hey if this brutality continues we are in for an awesome match, but whoever wins is surely going to become out TV champion, bno way could Cravin do it!, he’s an annoying obnoxious punk!
Will: even chances Dean, and you shouwdn’t be wanting either of them to go at it too much then, cause it might be a gift to Cravin, remember Dameons first two matches in this tournament?, and Samuew Knight’s retirement coming from it. Hey good wuck man if you watching, hope your doing what you want to do know
Dean: Oh No your right, Will for once. NOOOOOOOOO
(Majick whips Dameon into the security rail before rolling him back into the ring, and the referee calls for the bell to officialy start the match)
Will: officiawy underway here
Dean: yeh for what looks set to already be a brutal match
(Majick, whips Dameon into the near corner, and bvegins to hit Dameon with some knife edge chops, which the fanschant WOOOOOOOOO, too Ric Flair style, Majick then whips him to the far corner and follows up looking for a spear which he ends  up hiting the stell ring post, and Dameon gets a fishermans suplex into a pinning combination)
ONE..........
TWO........
THR.....
(KICKOUT)
Dean: close call, would be nice to have an early winer in this match tho, to create a fresher man to face Cravin in tonights main event
 ( Majick quickly gets to his feet and clotheslines Dameon to the outside, and following up with a springboard onto him, Majick takes the wind out of himself and the referee begins to count both men out)
ONE........
Dean: nice offensive manuever by Majick, Will do you have a fravourite in this match?
TWO.......
Will: no, I just want them to beat some sense into each other
THREE.....
(both men begin to stand)
FOUR..........
(Majick gives Dameon a couple of right hands then rolls him back into the ring, Majick makes his way to the top turnbuckle)
Dean: the count wasn’t needed really
Will: but the officiating in this match so far has been quite good, although Dean wouwd proburbwy argue he does better
Dean: Only because I would
(Majick does a type of flying neck breaker [Buff Bagwell’s Blockbuster}, on Dameon and make the cover)
ONE.........
Dean: what a great inovative maneuver
TWO.........
Will: Win on the horizon?
THRE......
(Dameons foot reaches out just in time to the ropes, and ther referee stops the count, Majick seems irrate at the referee, and claps his hands three times houting “ONE, TWO, THREE, the referee just shakes his head no, but Dameon clubs hid on his back with a forearm)
Dean: I thought we had a winner, there but the match continues, whoever wins has just got to desimate Cravin, got to!
Will: I can’t watch this match is getting extreme!
(Dameon locks up Majick in the position for the "Creamator" puts his opponent into a power bomb, but before slaming him into the mat, he lets him fall, holding his feet, making him hang upside down, then drops on his knees, slaming his opponent's head into the ring, floor, ect. Another words, its a reverse Tombstone)
Dean: oh my this could be all
(Majick somehow manages to counter the move into a hurricarina, and Dameo lies on the floor, Majick waves him up and goes for a superkick (sweet chin music) on Dameon, but Dameon ducks and the kick hits the referee, knocking him down)

Dean: glad i’m not officiating this match

Will: he won’t be getting straight up after that shot

Magic comes running down the ramp with the crowd cheering like crazy. Magic rolls into the ring and knocks Dameon down with a hard clothesline. Majick rolls out of the ring and brings a chair in. When he goes to hit Magic, he is knocked down with a superkick to the head, with steal chair in hand. Magic picks him up, and deliver Final Destination (Insiders edge) to Majick. Dameon makes his way back up and charges at Magic. He moves out of the way making Dameon hit the turnbuckle. Dameon staggers around and is kicked in the mid-section. Magic picks his dad up, and hits Mockery, the move being Dameon's own finisher, Cremator (Hangmans DDT/Reverse tombstone).
Dean: now why has this idiot got to come down and interefere in this match up, he should realise that whoever wins this match will give Magic his some, and some more!

Magic pulls Dameon ontop of Majick. He rolls out of the ring and rolls the ref in as he goes for the count...

Will: What in the world is Magic up to here hewping out his arch enemy at the moment, yes he gave him a beating but to hand him the match like this!

ONE.........

TWO...........

THREE........

(Ding Ding Ding)

Dean: well my pick for the tournament is in the final and will square off against that good for nothing Cravin Morehead, but I can not believe what we have just witnessed folkes, Magic, handing Dameon the win on a plate after giving him a beating! what else could we see here tonight?, it’s been explosive already, man what a package it looks like we have tonight

Will: your not wrong we even have the finaw which is now a contest between Dameon and Cravin, wiww the theory get invowved, or wiww Magic get invowved again? all these question answered here tonight on this very show!
 

---Backstage---

A knock is heard at Dasrk Storm Rising's locker room door. Nobody answers at first. A knock is heard again. Inside, Eddie Henchamn sighs, then goes to answer the door. A third knock is heard.

Henchman: Just a second!

Henchman opens the door to see Aqua standing there with a tight blue mini-skirt on, and a light blue tank top, bearly covering her at all. Henchamn looks down, examining her legs, then slowly makes his way up.

Aqua: Hey there stud.

Henchman: You just couldn't resist me could you?

Aqua: (Giggles) I just love a forcefull man like yourself. The way you pulled my hair last week was so... so... forcefull like.

Hanchman: Really? Maybe we can do that whole scene over again. Wait, where's Hades?!

Aqua: I sent him away. How about we find something to do while he is gone.

Aqua gently slides her hand across Eddie's cheek. Henchman looks into her crystal blue eyes as they get closer and closer to kissing. Before his lips touch hers, she puts her hand infront of their mouths, pushing him away. He looks at her, then she sprays some pepper spray into his eyes. Aqua then lifts up her hand, and slaps Eddie, one cheek front hand, then comes back and hit's his other cheek with her back hand.

Henchamn: (Blinded, reaching every where to find her) You little b*tch!

Aqua: Oops. Here, let me cool you down.

Aqua then grabs a bucket of water sitting by the door, then pours it all over Eddie. Aqua then waves bye, and walks off down the hall, back to her and Hades's locker room.

-------------- Dawg Pound vs Dimensionz of Doom--------------

("Boyz in da hood" by Dynamite Hack hits as the group known as Dawg Pound make their way down to the ring. Disco Dawg and Dirty Dawg get into the ring as Pretty Kitty stands at ringside to cheer on her boys. The two wait for their opponents to make their appearance. The lights suddenly go out for a few seconds, then come back on. But standing right behind Dawg Pound is Dimensionz of Doom with their arms crossed. Pretty Kitty warns the two. Disco turns around slowly and is knocked down by Bane. Dirty Dawg also turns around, but doges the punch from Executioner, and throws him against the ropes. The big man comes running back. Dirty goes for a clothesline to Executioner, but he just stands there, not even moving.)

Will: Executioner didn't even budge.

(Dirty looks up at Executioner, and is knocked down bye an axe chop to the back. Disco is now up, trying his best to take down Bane. Bane pushes Disco halfway across the ring, but he comes running back, slides under Bane's legs, and dropkicks him in the back, sending him face first into the mat. Executioner runs at Disco, but Disco moves out of the way, making Executioner slam into the turnbuckle. Dirty comes up from behind executioner and tries for a back drop but doesn't quite have enough strength. Disco walks over and helps Dirty with the back drop. The two lift the big man up, and drop him. Bane gets back up, but running right at him is Disco. Bane lifts one of his legs up, knocking Disco down with a big boot. Bane then makes his way toward Dirty Dawg. Dirty, kicking Executioner, turns around to see Bane making his way toward him. Dirty charges at Bane with a flying cross body but Bane catches him in mid air. Executioner gets back up. Bane tosses Dirty to him, with Executioner catching him, then sending him over the ropes with a fall a way slam.)

Dean: Dimensionz of Doom are tossing Dirty around like a football.

Will: They get touchdown?

Dean: I think that was a fumble.

(Back in the ring, D.O.D. picks Disco up, and throw Irish whip him off the ropes. D.O.D. lifts Disco high into the air, then drops him with a double flapjack. Dirty is now up, and goes to the third rope. Bane is busy kicking Disco but is knocked down with a reverse huracanranna (a huracanranna but to the back of his head) by Dirty. The fans go wild seeing the awesome move. Executioner picks up Disco and sends him into the ropes again. Before executioner could do anything, Dirty grabs his waist, trying to do a German suplex. When Disco comes back, he dropkicks Executioner, making the suplex easier for Dirty. Executioner goes flying back. Disco and Dirty Dawg, pick up Bane and throw him against the ropes. This time, Dawg Pound does a double flapjack, having Bane land right on top of Executioner.)

Will: Dawg Pound making a wewy (really) good comeback.

Dean: That's not a comeback, thats luck.

(Back in the ring, Dirty and Disco do a double pin on Executioner, trying to get an early win...)

ONE...

TWO...

THR...

Will: So cwose but Executioner's too strong to keep down.

Dean: He tossed two men off of him. He makes wrestling look easy. And besides, that ref was counting fast. I wouldn't have done that.

Will: Yeah sure.

(Bane is struggling up to his feet. When he revives himself, he charges right at Dirty Dawg and grabs him by the hair, sending him head first into the mat. Disco starts to punch Bane. Bane fights back and the two go back and forth, throwing punches at each other. Dirty gets back up, and low blows Bane without the ref seeing it. Disco and Dirty deliver a double suplex, landing Bane in the middle of the ring. Disco makes his way to the third rope. Before Disco could jump, Executioner pushes the ropes, making Disco fall on his ass. Dirty goes over to Executioner and tries a dropkick, but Executioner pushes his feet away. Executioner picks Dirty Dawg up and chokes him with one hand. He then proceeds to lift him into the air, about to hit Perfect Execution. Disco jumps off the top rope, landing on Executioners back, applying a sleeper hold. Executioner drops Dirty, and tries to get Disco off. Dirty makes his way to Bane, picking him up. Dirty tries to throw Bane in the corner, but Bane reverses it. Bane runs at Dirty, trying to hit a body splash, but Dirty moves out of the way. Dirty then runs over to him, and starts to punch his forehead on the second rope.)

Crowd: ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...FIVE...SIX...SEVEN...EIGHT...

(Dirty goes for the ninth punch, but Bane lifts him up into the air.)

Dean: PULVERIZER (Powerbomb out of turnbuckle)!

Will: Couwd it be over?

Dean: It should have been over a long time ago.

(Bane lays next to Dirty, trying to revive himself. Disco is still hooked to Executioners back. Executioner finally backs up into the turnbuckle, squashing Disco. Disco staggers around but is caught by Executioner by the throat.)

Will: Perfect Execution (One handed choke slam)! It's over now.

Dean: Come on guys, pin em..........Wait! What they hell are they out here for?!

(Coming from out of the crowed is Elijah Threat and Joseph "Lost Soul" Synger. They slide into the ring with base ball bats in hand. Bane gets to his feet, but behind him is Elijah. When Bane turns around, Elijah snaps the bat into over the masked head. Executioner grabs Elijah by the throat, looking for his finisher, but Joseph breaks the bat over the back of his head. The ref calls for the bell on a DQ. When Dirty Dawg Gets up, Synger grabs him from behind and gives him Devine Redeemer (High impact Impaler)

Will: Endangered Species showing these two teams what is to come on their match at Manswaghter.

Dean: That won't be until the 25th, so mark you calendars folks. It will be the first, and most likely only, Wednesday Manslaughter.

Will: I fink they know that now.

(Elijah and Joseph roll out of the ring, leaving it in total carnage, each of them with smiles on their faces. Pretty Kitty gets into the ring, and checks on Dirty Dawg. Disco gets back up, confused about what happened. He then runs over to his partner and checks up on him also. The three leave the ring, with D.O.D. still laid out from the brutal shots to their heads.)
 

-------------interview with ???? --------

The scene opens in a dark alley way with smoke and steam rising up from the pipes on the walls and the cold floor. The camera man is pointing the camera straight in to the smokey alley way.
From out of the smoke steps a huge figure dressed in black he is wearing black boots with gold buckles dark blue pants that have knee pads built in to them, a dark blue shirt that coveres his chest completely and goes right down to his rists. and covering his hands is a pair of black gloves he is wearing a mask that coveres his entire face up to his hair line the only gaps in the mask are two holes for his eyes and a smal gap under the nose and finally one over the mouth.

Camera man...who the hell are you?

Figure...who I am is not your concern for now but know this I am coming to Ground Zero.

Camera man...well what do you want with GZ what place could you have there?

Figure..well I have been watching the GZ superstars for a while now I have been watching all the bad things that they have done and they think that no one notices them well I see them all. So the question is.....is it fair in this world when the inicent are punished for the actions of the guilty? well know that I am here to punish the guilty and I will show them justice for the crimes they have done. Soon they will know what it is like th be a victum.

The camera man tries to ask something else but the figure steps back in to the darkness and completely disapears.

Scene fades..
 

-------------- Willie Haire vs Manic Depression --------------

*Debut Match*

(Making his way down to the ring is Willie Haire, one of the newest members of the GZW family. He rolls into the ring as the crowd gives a mixed reaction, being that they don't know him yet. Followed behind Willie is Manic Depression. He is also given a mixed reaction. The two stand in opposite turnbuckles, waiting for the bell to ring. The ref calls for the bell)

Ding... Ding... Ding...

Will: Wiwwy and Manic are new to this company. I hope they do a good job to impwess the fans.

Dean: I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. I was in dreamland.

Will: No wespect.

(Willie and Manic lock up. Willie gets the better end, twisting Manic's arm, then slamming his elbow in the middle of it. Willie does a standing arm bar, applying the pressure to Manic's arm. Manic regains his strength and tosses Willie over his head, sending him across the ring. Willie stands up quickly and charges at Manic. Manic holds Willie's head keeping him away. Willie tries to punch him, but Manic holds him back. Willie then dropkicks Manic in the knee, sending him face first into the canvas, Manic stands up as the two lock up again. Willie glides behind Manic, and applies a waist lock. Willie lifts Manic into the air, dropping him on his back.)

Dean: Great German suplex.

Will: He isn't even Gewman.

Dean: You should audition for Magic's comedy shows.

(Willie picks Manic up and throws a few punches. With each punch getting harder, Manic gets weaker. Manic is now on his knees. Willie takes advantage of this, and does a kick to Manic's head (Tajiri style). Willie goes for the first pin in this match.)

ONE...

TWO...

TH...

Will: It's gowing to take mowe than that to keep Manic down.

Dean: This match is exactly what I need to lay down.

Will: You show too much diswespect to these new westlers.

Dean: I've seen better wrestling from midgets!

(In the ring, Manic struggles back up. Willie bounces off the ropes, looking for a clothesline, but Manic ducks. When Willie comes back, Manic delivers Disease of the brain (Superkick). Manic looks around, then calls for his finisher, Depression (Tiger driver 91). He picks up Willie, puts him between his legs, hooks both arms, and just as he was about to lift him up, Willie reverses it into a huracanranna. Willie makes his way to the second rope, looking to go for a moonsault. Willie flies off the turnbuckle with grace, but hits the ground with pain. Manic rolled out of the way, and is now up. He picks up Willie and goes for Operating Table (Torture rack) but Willie slides behind him, reversing the move. Manic turns around, with Willie tripping him, and locking on the Willietamer (Lion tamer/Walls of Jericho). Wisely, Manic reaches for the ropes quickly. Willie is forced to let go of the hold. Manic makes his way back up in the turnbuckle. Willie then charges at Manic looking for Heat Seeking Moisture Missile (Gore) but Manic moves, concluding in a mouth full of metal for Willie.)

Dean: Mmmm, tasty.

Will: No, that icky. It not good for your teeth, it gives you cavities.

Dean: That's candy you moron.

Will: You the moron. You said metal was tasty.

Dean: Ah! How did I get stuck with you as a commentating partner?

Will: Wuck (Luck) I guess.

(Manic waits for Willie to bounce back at him. When Willie turns around, Manic does a spinning spinebuster. Willie grabs his back in pain. Manic picks Willie up and send him into the other turnbuckle and runs at him, looking for a turnbuckle clothesline. Instead Willie drops down, making Manic hit the turnbuckle. Willie kicks Manic in the mid section and suplexes him into the turnbuckle. Manic is now hanging upside down in a tree of woe position. Willie makes his way to the opposite turnbuckle and runs at Manic. Manic gets a nice dropkick to the face as the crowd "ohhh"s feeling his pain. Willie goes for another pin.)

ONE...

TWO...

THRE...

Dean: Damn it! He should have just stayed down. The torture is getting worse and worse avery minute.

Will: I happen to wike (like) this match. These two athwetes are quite impwessing.

Dean: If you call 'impwessing' boring, then I agree with you.

(Manic Depression is still out of it. Willie picks him up and tosses him into the turnbuckle. When Willie charges at him, manic spears Willie to the mat. Manic is still down, only using that move out of desperation. Both men start to make their way up slowly as the ref counts them out)

ONE...

TWO...

THREE...

FOUR...

FIVE...

SI...

(The two finally get back up. Start to punch each other, back and forth. Manic blocks one of Willies punches and throws him into the turnbuckle. Manic runs to the opposite on. He charges at Willie, but Willie had the same idea. The two clothesline each other. The ref starts to count again.)

ONE...

TWO...

THREE...

FOUR...

FIVE...

SIX...

SEVEN...

EIGH...

(The get back up again. Manic, the first one to his feet, goes right to Willie and starts to punch him in the head. Manic climbs to the second rope and jumps off with a double ax handle. Willie doesn't do anything. Manic then punches him a few more times and goes for a bulldog, but Willie pushes him, sending him into the next turnbuckle. From out of no where, Willie hits Heat Seeking Moisture Missile (Gore). Willie goes for the pin.)

ONE...

TWO...

THREE...

(Ding... Ding...Ding)

Dean: Finally!

Will: Hewe is our winner of his fiwst match hewe in GZW, Wiwwie Haiwe (Willie Haire)!

Dean: Thank God. If you are looking for a sleeping pill, watch this match over and over.

Will: You'we so mean.

Dean: No need to compliment.
 

------------------ Fubu/Little Show vs Pimp/Soul Shaker ------------------
(Fubu and Little Show come out to the same theme music, they slap hands and look out into the cheering fans, and smile, but they rush to the ring and arr waving down the team of Shaker and Pimp, they are  obviously eager to start the match)
Will: a nice show of unity there by Wittwe Show and Fubu, couwd this be a factor in this match?
(Shaker comes out on his own, but stops half way down the rampway and smiles, Pimps theme music plays and he meet Shaker half way down, he whispers something to Shaker, and Shaker looks at him as if he has gone daft, Pimp just points to the ring, and Shaker reluctantly makes his way there)
Dean: my main man Pimp, I here teaming with none other thn the Soul Shaker, I guess Pimp is going to Play-a-live Fubu and Little Show here tonight and you know why?, because he is the “Mid-Card Killer”
Will: weww Shaker and Pimp have come out seperatewy tonight to there own theme music, are they going to function as a team here or not?
(As Shaker approache the ring Little Show attempts a suisyde dive that lands on top of Shakerr, as he is argueing with Pimp, as Little Show lands on him he begins to land left and right punches in on Shaker)
Will: Wittwe Show obviouswy after revenge here tonight, afte some of the beatings he has recieved from Shaker recentwy
Dean: Yeh but they abviously have a plan for this match, Pimp always does
( Pimp runs down and starts punching Little Show in the back of his head which causes Fubu to slide under the bottom rope Pimp begins to run around the ring being chased by Fubu)
Will: a game of Cat and Mouse between Pimp and Fubu, here
Dean: like Tom and Jerry I see, well Pimp seems to be playing the roll of Jerry, and everybody knows Jerry always wins
(Pimp slides into the ring Fubu follows, and this allows Pimp to start laying boots in on Fubu, the referee calls for the bell to officialy get the match underway, on the outside Little Shw continues to lay the fists on Shaker)
Will: the match is officialy underway here fowkes
Dean: Little Show is brutaliseing Shaker here, he should be fined, and disqualified from competeing in this match!
(Pimp goes to whip Fubu into the ropes but is reversed by Fubu, Pimp slides between Fubu’s legs and under the bottom, he waves his fist at Fubu, but Little Show spears Pimp to the ground)
Will: Pimp took his eye off Wittwe Show concentrating on Fubu, and he payed the price
Dean: no come on, we can’t leave this newly build arena with a bologna stench left, Tate would go mad! hehe
(Little Show goes back to concentrating on Shaker, and Fubu comes to the outside and Picks up Pimp,Show and Fubu go to whip Pimp and Shaker into each other but Shaker reverses his and Pimp clotheslins Show, but stops before he runs into Shaker, but Fubu, drop kicks Pimp inthe back of his head, the referee is counting both Pimp and Fubu out)
ONE..........
(Fubu rolls Pimp back into the ring, and Fubu goes to top ropea, and as Pimp staggers to his feet comes off with a shoulder block, knocking Pimp to the ground and Making the cover)
ONE......
Dean: nooooo, kickout Pimp
TWO......
Will: is this encounter aww over?
THR.......
(Kickout)
Will: no its very much stiww awive
Dean: phew, I mean I knew Pimp was going to kick out, I knew it all along!
(Fubu picks up Pimp in the suplez position but Pimpslides down the back of Fubu, Little Show has made his way on the apron, but Pimp, whips Fubu into him, sending him crashing to the outside once again, Fubu turns around to look what happened and Pimp knocks him out ofthe ring onto him with an elbow to the back of Fubu’s head)
Will: Meeting of the minds there with Fubu and Wittwe Show
Dean: yea... come on pimp play-a-live these wasters
(Shaker walks over to Show and Fubu, with a cocky strut looking confident he lays a couple of boots in on both of them before picking up Fubu and rolling him back into the ring, then picking up Little Show and scoop slams his back onto the security rail)
Dean: thats it Shaker, break his back, show him who owns his soul..... yeah
Will: brutaw move, by Shaker
(Pimp whips Fubu into the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but Fubu Lands on his feet, Pimp turns around gets kicked in the mid section and Fubu delivers a head scissors to him, he then bounces off the ropes, but Shaker pulls the top rope down bringing Fubu to the outside, and sending him into the steel steps)
Dean: hahaha, though you said Pimp and Shaker wouldn’t function as a team Will?, well judgeing by what happening here and the devastation they have already caused in this match, they function great!
Will: unfortunatewy they are functioning weww, and seem to have come with the pwan to take them out from the begining
Dean: Smart tactics yet again
(the referee, give Shaker a lecture to Shaker about throwing him into the steel steps, Shaker taunts the referee and allows Fubu to regain his composure, meanwhile Pimp has rolled out towards the anounce table, and picks up another steel bowling chair)
Will: Whats Pimp intending to do with that now?, I mean come on he has the win there mre or less now
(Pimp throws the chair into the ring, meanwhile Fubu spots this and charges intom the ring, Shaker holds back the referee destracting him, Pimp is first to the steel chair, he clotheslines Fubu down and takes a swing with the chair at Fubu)
Dean: yes beat the crap out of him Pimp
Will: Not this way Pimp, do it the mans way
Dean: A win is a win Will which ever way you could look at it
(Fubu ducks the chair kicks him in the Mid section causing Pimp do drop the chair, and then bounces off the ropes and does a Brooklyn Bulldog, but the referee sees this move and calls for the bell for a disqualification)
Will: what a DQ? Pimp brought the damn thing in the ring, Fubu had the match won with his old EWO finishing move
Dean: He didn’t use it though did he?
Will: he was going to use it
Dean: so either way Pimp and Shaker have won, by DQ maybe, but still the win is a win, and is one over on Fubu, and Little Show, but I think this thing is far from over, and we will see Fubu and Little Show get desimated again
( Fubu seems Irrate at the referee, and as he yells at him, Pimp gets him from behind, in the Final Choke (Tazmission)
Will: Its a choke, and the match is over, some body get in the ring and get Pimp of him
(Shaker rolls into he ring and starts to lay the boots, into Fubu, untill Little Show gets into the ring and Shaker, and Little Show goe exchangeing blows into the crowd meanwhile Pimp retains the hold on Fubu, a barage of officials come flooding out down the enterence way and prise Pimp off Fubu, he then makes his way up the rampway, to the back, only he keeps looking back at the destruction in the ring and smiles)
Will: that Damn Pimp he’s enjoying what he has just done to Fubu

-----------------Main event-------------- TV final -------------- Cravin vs Dameon ------------
Dean: up next we have the two finalests in a tournament to crown the GZW television champion!, personaly it should be me, i’m the one the people out in TV land want to see, but our two finalest are none other than my Pick Dameon takeing on the annoying Cravin Moorehead!
Will: Cravin wasn’t my pick, infact Wittwe Show was, but nobody deserves having the titwe more than Cravin does, heww he was even striped of the Extreme Championship as the GZW decided not to have that titwe here
Dean: I personally loved that title, but hey I can’t see a return in it any time soon
Will: lets tak you through how both combatants got here in the GZW television final tonight
Dean: well in the first round, Dameon was placed in the brackets against Chris Karnage, but Karnage refused to take on his fellow Chaos Theory team mate
Will: Cravin in the first round took on Big Country in a gruewing extreme Last man standing contest, that Cravin came out on top of!, he beat a Chaos Theory team member that night and Dameon couwd be wooking for revenge for the team up next1
Dean: then last week in the quarter finals we saw Dameon set to take on Samuel Knight, who was unable to compete due to doctors orders, and it came from the beating with a shovel he got from Soul Shaker the previous week
Will: Cravin took on the “Wone Gunman” John Taywor in the quarters, that again was a cwose contest but Cravin emerged the rightfuw winner on that night
Dean: onto the Semi finals that were contested in this show earlier in the Show, which saw Dameon, take on Majick, Dameon won pretty covinceingly even though his Son Magic came down and beat up both of these men, and basicly handing him the win, I still think Dameon would of won
Will: Earwier in this show, we saw Cravin take on Sic Kwown, and yet another brutaw match, which according to our sources Sic has been the recipiant of severaw concussions, and is now resting, being tended to by doctors, and having some stiching on his head done!
Dean: which has led us to this showdown between these two!
Will: Wiww it be Dameon? the man who has seemingwy been gifted a pwace in the finaw! or Wiww it be Cravin the man who has battwed his way through gruewing matches to be here?
(Cravin starts to make his way down the rampway, with his customary trolly with his so called “toys” being wheeled, down to the ring, The crowd are going bonkers, for the “Last man standing” Cravin Moorehead)
Dean: These morons really stick up for there own don’t they?
Will: very funny Dean they wike him because he is a great competitor, and performer
(Dameon starts to make his way down to the ring, and is met by a huge, chorous of boos, he looks out into the crowd, and smiles and laughs at a guy with a beer belly sticking out under a tight white tank top)
Dean: who let Magic in the arena! hehehehe
Will: Haha, your sarcasticness never ceases, to amaze me Dean!
(Dameon stands at the top of the rampway, Cravin comes running up, and Dameon comes running down, and they meet half way, Cravin has left his trolly of “toys” in the ring)
Will: both men eager to go at each other
Dean: the dumb guy it could have been a plan by Dameon, he never thinks before he does anything does he Cravin?
(Cravin begins unleashing a flury of Punches on Dameon, but Dameon just pokes him in his eyes, and scoop slams him onto the stell rampway)
Will: Thats got to hurt, back problems for Cravin
Dean: yeah giv it to him Dameon, show him why you’re the man who should have the right kind of pride, to hold this title, kick his ass
(Dameon lays few boots in on, Cravin but gets distracted by an Old Lady in the crowd who swings her handbag at him, he shakes his head as to say “no”, and spits a green lugie at her)
Dean: hahahaha, that Old Bag, got whats cumin to her
Will: thats not right shes just a spectator, she just makeing her feewings fewt towards Dameon as all the fans have the right to do so
(Cravin dropkicks Dameon in the side of his head, and the fans cheer)
Dean: I guess that annoyance Cravin didn’t like, what he was doing to the Old Hag
Will: the deed by Dameon was a dasterdwy thing to do, on no occasion showd a fan be treated wike Dameon has just treated that poor old lady!
Dean: ah forget about it, I just can’t get my mind off what Aqua did to Eddie Henchman earlier tonight, no thats dasterdly
(Cravin attempts to follow up witha right hook but Dameon blocks it and whips him into the ring and follows up with a knee, into his med section)
Dean: Cravin is being taken apart by Dameon before the match even starts, what smart tactics, he can’t even be disqualified if he does it before the match officially begins!
Will: weww if it was the opposite way around, then in your book it wouwd be cawwed cheating, and disgracefuw
(Dameon picks up Cravin into a bear hug and he begins to squeeze the life out of Cravin, but Cravin battles against it, and begins to prise open Dameons grip, and as he does so Dameons rams Cravins back into the steel ring post)
Dean: Dameon concentrating on Cravins back could it prove to be an intelligent idea, to work on one part of his body?, well I guess as long as he doesn’t concentrate on his head then he’s okay, there is no feeling where there is no sense
Will: Harsh words, and there deffinatewy not true, Cravin may not be the smartest toow in the box but he sure as hell is dangerous
(Dameon picks up Cravin and rolls him into the ring Dameon follows, him in and the referee officially gets the match underway)
Will: finawy we have some organisation to this high stakes match up for the Tewevision championship crown!
Dean: you’re sure right about that, but Cravin has been taken apart by Dameon already and it seems like pickings in this match up
(Dameon whips Cravin into the ropes and hits him with a spine buster, and makes the cover)
ONE.........
TWO........
THR......
(Kickout)
Dean: what he kicked out come on Dameon kick hi ass show him what being the “Last Man Standing” is all about and why he is unworthy to have such a title by his name!
Will: Unworthy?, he has beaten Big Country two times in “Wast Man Standing” contests, what more does he need to do to prove to you that he is worthy to have such a nickname?
Dean: stand after this match, we all know that Dameon will kick his ass will he be able to stand up afterwards?
(Dameon picks up Cravin and whips into the turnbuckle, he follows up with a splash, Cravin bounces out grogey, and Dameon nails him in his mid-section and does a powerbomb, into a cover)
ONE........
TWO.....
THRE.....
(Dameon is spoted by the referee, to be using the ropes for leaveage, and the referee begins to lecture Dameon for it, and as he does Cravin rolls Dameon up in a schoolboy)
Dean: Whats this?
ONE...........
TWO.......
Will: has Cravin snatched it?
TH........
(Kickout)
Dean: phew no he hasn’t
Will: Cravin awmost puwwed one out of the bag there!
(Dameon picks up Cravin and whips him into the ropes)
Dean: Dameon is ready to tomp his authority back onto this match, and he is getting annoyed by that pesky Cravin
Will: do you bwame him?, he nearwy snatched a victory over him right out of the bag! I even admit it wouwd have been a shocker to see Cravin win like that)
(Dameon ducks, and Cravin gets the sunset flip on Dameon into a pinning combination)
ONE..........
Dean: that Cravin is at it again
TWO........
Will: Can it be?
THR.........
(KICKOUT)
Dean: I wouldn’t say it was too smart to do this from Cravin, he’s just whinding Dameon up more and more and more now, evnetually Dameon will explode, and trust me Cravin will not like to fell the wrath of Dameon
Will: He’s trying to win the match, and get it done as quickwy as possible, what is so dumb about that?
(Dameon gets up and Picks up Cravin he is breating heavily now clearly irrate that Cravin continues to get pining combination on him, He Kicks Cravin in the mid section and picks up Cravin as if he is going for a powerbomb)
Will: another powerbomb here perhaps?
Dean: Nah, he has just set Cravin up for none other than his finishing move the Creamator (puts his opponent into a power bomb, but before slaming him into the mat, he lets him fall, holding his feet, making him hang upside down, then drops on his knees, slaming his opponent's head into the ring, floor, ect. Another words, its a reverse Tombstone)
(Cravin counters into a hurricarina pining combination, and the referee, begins to count)
ONE............
Dean: he’s at it again makeing Dameon angry
TWO..........
Will: he’s after the T.V title and frankwy I don’t blame him
THRE..........
(Kickout)
Dean: another close call but Dameon had it covered
(“Touched by Greatness” Stuart Randle appears in the crwd, a big spotlight shines on him, this distracts Cravin, and Dameon rolls him up in a school boy)
ONE............
Will: o so Dameon has to win by Cravin being destracted now does he?
TWO.........
Dean: not at all but if they’re there then why not, use them?
THRE........
(Kickout)
Will: Cravin kicked out, Kickout by Cravin, he’s stiww in this match, but how much of a factor wiww Randwe now pway in this match?
(Dameon gets to his feet first quickly followed by Cravin, Dameon Charges at Cravin but is met by a hip-toss, followed by another, the next occasion Dameon is taken down with a big boot, and Cravin makes the cover, as Randle begins to make his way towards the ring)
ONE..........
TWO.......
Dean: Kick out Dameon, you’re not out after that
THRE......
(Dameon Kicks out)
Will: he awmost didn’t kick out after that

(Stuart Randle continues slowly makeing his way down to the ring, Cravin picks up Dameon, and whips him into the turnbuckle and applies his finisher Extreme Dream - (Bitchin' Standing Sleeper Hold, where he dives on the guys backand wraps his legs around him.)
Will: This wiww be it, its all over Cravin has his finisher applied, surewy this aww now
(Referee raises Dameons hand, Randle Climbs over the security rail)
ONE.......
(Dameons arm went limp)
Dean: do’t let it go three time Dameon!, and Randle do something about it
(Referee raises Dameons arm yet again, and Randle just watches as the referee counts)
TWO............
(Dameons arm went limp again)
Will: weww what is Randwe doing?
(Referee, raises Dameons arm for a third time)
Dean: nooooo, I can’t believe this is happening! not Cravin as our T.V champion! please not!
(Randle pulls the referee out of the ring, just before Dameons arm goes Limp for a third time)
Dean: Thats it Randle, we don’t want no Cravin as out T.V champion, imagine what the T.V world would think!, they don’t want this ugly freak being the guy that reprents them do they?, hell I certainly don’t
Will: any athwete as good as him can represent me
(Randle, and the referee sends andle to the back)
Dean: what is the referee doing Randle is down here for a closer look at what the GZW roster has to offer! anything wrong wiv that?
Will: yes when he is interfereing in a mans match
(Rande, begins to head back to the backstage area, and Cravin begins to argue with the referee, saying he had the match won)
Will: he did have the match won, we shouwd have a new T.V champion crowned already but thanks to Randwe we don’t
Dean: Yea.... I’ll have to buy Mr Greatness, something that is really great afterwards
Will: and what might that be?
Dean: A pint of wager
(Cravin cantinues argueing with the referee, meanwhile Dameon has rolled to the outside and collected a fire extinguisher from out of Cravins Trolly)
Will: whats he going to do with that?
Dean: hmmmmmmmmm I wonder?
(Cravin pushes the referee back in frustration and turns around to be nailed in the head with the fire extinguishe, the gets split in two, blood begins to pour from Cravins head, and a cloud of CO2 gas sprays up in hthe middle of the ring)
Will: OH My god did you see that, we’re going to need the E.M.T’s back down here again, and tend to Cravin, this man is a bwoodied mess from just that one hurific shot
Dean: I don’t believe it! but Dameon has resorted to what he needed to do in order to win the match
(The referee, didn’t see the shot as he ws on his arse, and as Dameon leans over to make the cover the referee make a slow Count)

ONE........

Will: its inevitabwe now

TWO........

Dean: it is our new T.V champion Dameon

THREE............
(Ding Ding Ding)
Dean: and he has done it our new T.V champion Dameon
Will: unfortuantewy fowkes it true
(Dameon, rushes to the time keeper and grabs his newly won belt, then hurridly makes his way to the backstage area, as he is rushing up the ramp, E.M.T’s come down to ringside with a stretcher)
Will: this isn’t going to be pretty for Cravin
Dean: you’re sure right there

(Show finishes with shots of Cravin being straped to the stretcher)

Dean: thats all we have time for but be sure to join us next week on Thursday night Travesty!