Fortune: Welcome everyone to Atlanta,Georgia,and the GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 Coliseum.I am Kandi Fortune! And my "tag team partner" at the announce table...
Hunt: ...Alexander "SupaDupa Fly" Hunt! I am the greatest color commen...
[All of a sudden red, white and blue pyro light up the aisle. "Breath" by the Prodigy begins to play. Union Jack is standing at the top of the walkway, he has a mic in hand and is dressed in his trademark boots with silver Union Jack buckles, he has blue jeans on and a sleeveless shirt which reads on the front '100% Pure British Beef' and on the back 'SHUT IT!'. He makes his way down to the ring, the crowd are giving him some real heat. He turns to the crowd and sticks up his two fingers, index and middle, and mouths Fuck you. He eventually gets to the ring and climbs inside. He walks to the centre of the ring.]
Fortune: The only reason why Union Jack is coming out here is because he knows that President Tate isn't in the building tonight!
UJ - Cut the music.
[The crowd begin to boo, chants of asshole begin to ring out around the arena, until it turns into a deafening roar. UJ just stands there and waits. Mic still in hand. It dies down and he lifts the mic up to his mouth]
Hunt: These fans have no respect for a wrestling icon like Union Jack!
UJ - That is not my name!! My name if you didn't already know is 'The Menace' Union Jack. Although some people around here would like it to be mud just so they can feel better when they think there trampling me down. But enough about my name lets talk about my role here in GZW. I am here to prove something to a few people, those people who think that they are bigger and badder than me. Last Thursday i was scheduled in a match with some low carder called Trajick or something. It was a match to enter me into the TV Tourney but i didn't show up. I thought it was only fair to let all the Jackobite fans out there....
[crowd begin to boo again]
UJ - ......to let you all know that i wont be entering the tourney at all. You see, and this part is for you Mr Troublesome, i am going after the big fish and when i am done with all them, I'm coming after you!!!
[All of a sudden all four ring posts explode with red and yellow flames. "Firestarter" by the Prodigy kicks in. Out on the walkway this time is 'The Fairplay Enforcer' himself, 'Firefly Sho Murakame. He has mic in hand and is dressed in his usual attire. The crowd are going crazy. The cheering is deafening and goes on for a minute or so. Eventually it quitens down. Firefly is at the top of the ramp and points to Union Jack]
Fortune: It's GZW's very own Fairplay Enforcer and ex-stablemate of Union Jack,Sho "Firefly" Murakame! I guess he has heard enough?!
Firefly - You are stinking up our show!!!!
[The crowd erupt again. UJ puts his mic to his mouth]
Firefly - Save your breath, like i said it stinks anyway. Last week on this very show, you put our friend and former stablemate through a plate glass window. Then all week you have been boasting about it and to tell you the truth i am sick of hearing your stupid english accent.
Hunt: Stupid English accent? That's why Union Jack talks so funny?
UJ - Well why dont you come down here and do something about it then Bugboy. Oh no i forgot, your the good guy you dont do things like that do you. You suck corparote d**k now, just like your mother did!!!
[The crowd let out a big 'OOOOOOHHHHHH' as they know that must have hit the bone. Firefly stops pacing and turns his head sideways to look directly at UJ.]
Fortune: Union Jack has just insulted Mrs.M!Has he no respect?
Hunt: I guess all those talks about Mrs.M going downtown were actually about Mrs.M going downtown! Hehee!
Firefly - What did you say ?
UJ - I said your mother sucks rich mans willy. hahahahaha!
Firefly - Right!!! That's it i can't take anymore.
[The crowd are going wild as for the first time ever, Firefly has flipped. He runs straight into the ring and is met by a big right arm from UJ. UJ backs him up into a corner and starts to throw lefts and rights at Firefly. Firefly covers up and then grabs UJ and reverses it so UJ is now in the corner, the crowd again give out a huge roar of approval.]
Fortune: We have an impromptu match going on at the very start of the show! Union Jack is already scheduled to wrestle T-Rex later on tonight!
Hunt: Independence Day is only two days away and the fireworks have already started!
[UJ lashes out indesperation and his big boot catches Firefly down below. The crowd moan out in unison. Firefly doubles over in agony. UJ pushes him into the middle of the ring were he lies on the canvas side on, crippled by pain. UJ starts to trash talk Firefly whilst walking round him in a circle, like a wolf playing with his prey. The crowd are not enjoying this anymore]
Fortune: Union Jack is stalking Firefly!
Hunt: All Union Jack ever needed was a flyswatter!
[Firefly still hasn't moved, UJ grabs Firefly by the legs and yanks him so he is face down. He then locks on the sharphooter. Firefly is tapping out but UJ doesn't let go. Firefly looks to be in agony. All of a sudden he passes out. UJ feels the body go limp. He lets go off Firefly, walks around to the front of him.]
Fortune: Ohmigosh! Get some help down here! Firefly could be seriously injuried!
Hunt: Did you notice that Union Jack used the President's old finisher,The Troubleshooter,to finish off Firefly?
[UJ demands a mic, he then grabs Firefly by the hair and drags his face over towards the camera's at ringside. He lifts up his unconscious face and shows it to the camera.]
UJ - Do you beleive me now......Jacks Back baby!!!
Fortune: Let's go to a commercial while we get some medical attention
for Firefly!
---Commercial Break---
---Debut Match: Firefox vs. DiscoDawg---
Fortune: EMTs have finally got to Firefly and he is being rushed to Georgia Baptist Hospital as we speak! We will be listening for any word concering his condition! Well,our official first match will pit Firefox against DiscoDawg! Both of these newcomers have been given high hopes by the Executive Committee!
Hunt: I have no earthly idea why?! Firefox? DiscoDawg? Who comes up with these guys gimmick? Aren't you the Director of Wrestling Talent?
Firefox comes down to the ring in silence.The fans unsure of how to respond to the never before seen newcomer. A fan's sign reads, "Where ya been Firefox?"
Next out is the DiscoDawg. Dawg runs down to the ring and slides into the ring. Firefox starts to stomp away on Dawg, kicking him as he enters. Irish whip by Firefox, reversal by Dawg. Firefox bounces off the ropes. Dawg with a back body drop takes down the crazy one. Suddenly, the lights flicker on and off.
Fortune: What the hell is that?
Hunt: An earthquake?
Fortune: No! Look! It's Wicked Ways and Giggles/Wylder!
The two men make their way down to the ring as the fans boo the duo. G/W hops up to the apron as the big man slowly takes his time. Firefox and Dawg come over to the ropes, wondering why the two are making an appearance. G/W hops onto the top rope and then leaps off, nailing Firefox with a springboard spinning heel kick. G/W then lifts Firefox back up and drops him on his head with a michinoku driver.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! He got spiked in the middle of the ring!
Dawg jumps up and down, dancing in a weird way. Ways steps over the top rope and into the ring. Ways grabs Dawg from behind, clutching the back of his neck. Ways lifts him high up in the air and then slams him face first in a reverse chokeslam.
Fortune: Ohmigosh! Wicked Ways just slammed the holy hell out of the DiscoDawg!
Hunt: Someone better get a squeegee to scrape him off the mat!
The duo stand in the ring, looking out to the booing crowd.Fox Giovanni appears on the stage with a mic in hand.
Fortune: Why does Fox look so familiar to me? I know that woman from somewhere!
Morris: Well if you do,you should introduce her to me!
Fox: Look! Look in the ring at the most dominant men in wrestling today! The massive masked monster,Wicked Ways ! The deadly unpredictable,Giggles/Wylder! The new BAD COMPANY!
Fortune: Bad Company? That was the former stable of Pimp Bizkit,Firefly,Union Jack,and Tate Troublesome!
Fox: Let this be a lesson to all those who want to step up to to Bad Company!
---Fall'N Angel vs. Dameon---
Fortune: Our next match is scheduled to be Dameon taking on a man we haven't seen wrestle since the EWO!
Hunt: Yeah,Fall'N Angel had enough sense to get the hell out of EWO before it went bottom up!
Fall'N Angel and Defiant come to the ring. The man last seen in the EWO draws a warm round of cheers from the fans.
Fortune: Wait! We have word that there's an altercation in the back!
Backstage camera shows Magic beating down on Dameon in the hallways. Magic grabs Dameon and slams his face into the wall. Dameon drops to the floor, his face bloodied. Magic then grabs a nearby steel pipe and smashes over Dameon's back.
Fortune: This is a massacre!
Hunt: No, this is GZW Manslaughter!
Magic drags a bloody and battered Dameon to the parking lot. Magic lifts Dameon onto the hood of a car. Magic has Dameon in a standing headscissors on the hood of the car.
Fortune: Magic is going to piledrive Dameon on the car!
Dameon counters with a back body drop. The Desert Storm hits the hard pavement.Dameon gets on top of Magic on the pavement and rains down on his son with stiff right hands.
Fortune: This is absolute chaos!
Referees and officials are out there to break up the melee.
Fortune: Man, this Magic/Dameon feud has reached bloody proportions!
Hunt: Blood, violence and more blood! It's EXTREME!!!!
Fortune: Drinking too much Red Bull?
Fall'N Angel is still standing in the ring.
Fortune: I guess Fall"n Angel now has the night off. Wait! Who's that coming out from the crowd? It's Cracker Jack!
Hunt: Faitful $yn in the house!
The 6'6", 276 pound Cracker Jack rushes at the 6', 225 pound Fall'N Angel and turns him inside out with a clothesline.
Fortune: I don't know what Cracker Jack is doing out here, but he is decimating a man for no reason!
Hunt: Cracker Jack doesn't need a reason! He's apart of Faitful $yn!
Cracker Jack lifts Fall'N Angel up to his feet. Standing dropkick, a la Mr. Perfect, nails Angel in the face.
Fortune: Impressive from a man the size of Cracker Jack!
Hunt: It's all about the Syn!
CJ then sets up Angel on the turnbuckle in the tree of woe. CJ lands a few kicks to the body, then backs up. CJ runs in and nails an upside down Angel in the face with a baseball slide.
Fortune: Brutal! Now what? Craker Jack?
Hunt: That's Mr.Syn to you,Kandi!
Cracker Jack drags Angel out to the center of the ring. He locks in the cloverleaf.
Fortune: He's really got it locked in! He's going to break Fall'N Angel in two!
Luckily, officials and referees hit the ring. CJ, having had his share of fun, releases the hold on Angel.
Hunt: I guess Cracker Jack was just giving Fall'N Angel a good ol' fashioned GZW welcome! This isn't the EWO!
Cracker Jack walks out of the ring to a chorus of boos.
Fortune: Beware the path of Faitful Syn!
---Backstage---
The camera catches the two fan favorites,Little Show and Fubu,walking
into the GZW Coliseum.Both men are happily conversating about each of their
pushes they have had as of lately.Niether men see the surprise attack by
"Lone Gunman" John Taylor and Soul Shaker.
Gunman whacks away at Fubu's head with his kendo stick,while at the same time Soul Shaker is dealing out punishment to Little Show's back with a shovel.Gunman and Shaker walk away with evil smiles on their faces and Fubu and Little Show broken on the pavement floor.
---Maxx Steele vs. Wicked Ways---
Fortune: An intern has just handed me a memo. It says that for the entertainment of the fans, our esteemed Booking Committee has signed the next match, Maxx Steele against...the man monster,Wicked Ways!
Hunt: The massive monster in action twice on the show? Yippee!
Maxx Steele is already in the ring, pulling on the ring ropes to loosen up,while his valet,Maxine Steele is at ringside. Suddenly, the lights flicker off and on.
Fortune: Here he is! The 7'4" 478 pound bad man, the massive monster Abomination!
Hunt: I'll take care of Maxine for you Steele while you are recovering from the beatdown Wicked Ways is about to give you! Hehee!
The large monster walks down the rampway, the fans boo and jeer the masked man from the new Bad Company. Ways steps into the ring. Steele charges at the big man, but Ways grabs him and slams him to the mat with a Bossman slam. Ways lifts Steele up by the throat with both hands. With Steele held up high, ways lands several crushing headbutts, then slams him down to the mat with a double handed sitdown chokeslam (Albert's Baldo Bomb).
Fortune: Wicked Ways is manhandling Maxx Steele!
Hunt: Guess Wicked Ways is accepting Steele's open challenge! I never understood why new guys always come into feds screaming that open challenge nonsense!
Ways lifts Steele up to his feet. Ways with a vicious short arm clothesline sends Steele flipping through the air.
Fortune: My goodness! This is absolute carnage!
Wicked Ways lifts Steele up to his feet once more. Ways powerbombs Maxx into the turnbuckles. Ways then lifts up a battered Steele by the throat...
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! What a chokeslam! But wait! Wicked Ways is still not done!
Wicked Ways lifts up Steele one more time...
Fortune: Wicked Way (muscle buster)!!! Ohmigosh! He damn well snapped Steele's spine!
Ways with a one foot pin on Steele's face.
1..2..
Fortune: Three!!! Wicked Ways with the utter demolition of Maxx Steele!
Hunt: This match was over before it started! Learn to be patient,Maxx Steele!
Fortune: Wait! The big monster's thirst for destruction isn't done yet!
Ways grabs the referee by the throat. Ways with a huge chokeslam to the mat! Referees, security guards and officials flood the ring, but Ways takes out each man as they enter the ring.
Fortune: The massive behemoth is laying waste to everyone entering the ring!
Hunt: He's Bad Company! He can do what he wants!
Suddenly, "Smooth Operator" by Sade plays on the speakers...
Fortune: That can only be..."Smooth Operator" Billy Bond!
Ways drops a referee as he was about to chokeslam him. Smooth runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. The two men slug it out in the center of the ring.
Fortune: Smooth and Wicked Ways trade blows in the ring! Smooth with the better of the exchange!
Smooth goes for an irish whip, Ways reverses.
Smooth off the ropes, ducks an Ways clothesline. Smooth off the far ropes.
Dropkick by Smooth sends Ways out of the ring!
Smooth goes to the floor. The two men brawl up
the ramp and up onto the stage. Smooth with right hands. Ways fires back
with several right hands of his own. Smooth fires back with rapid right
hands.
Fortune: Smooth goes for a DDT on the stage, but Wicked Ways reverses it with a back body drop!
Smooth comes crashing down on his back on the stage! Ways lifts Smooth up to his feet. Ways has Smooth in a standing headlock. He has Smooth up over his shoulders near the edge of the stage...
Fortune: HOLY JAZMIN ANDREA! Wicked Ways powerbombs Smooth off the stage and down through a table to the hard concrete below! He's broken him not in two, but in four!!!
Hunt: Nathaniel Davis might call himself the "CareerMaker" but it's Wicked Ways who is the "CareerBreaker"!
EMTs rush to tend to Smooth who's body is laying on the concrete floor below the stage. Way stands on the stage, looking down at the crumpled form of Smooth,as the crowd showers him with boos.
---Zero-tron---
A girl asks the Pimp to come over Saturday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to Pimp that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, Pimp is ecstatic, a virgin, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps Pimp for about an hour. He tells Pimp everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks Pimp how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. Pimp insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being her first time and all.
{Later that night}
That night, Pimp shows up at the lady's parents house and meets his Lady at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" Pimp goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. Pimp quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the Pimp is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the Pimp. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girl leans over and whispers to Pimp, "I had no idea you were this religious."
Pimp turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
---Fubu and Little Show vs. "Lone Gunman" John
Taylor and Soul Shaker---
Fortune: Up next, we have an impromptu tag team
action as Little Show and Fubu take on the "Lone Gunman" John Taylor and
Soul Shaker.
Soul Shaker and Gunman both make their way down to the ring as the fans boo the two men.
Out next is the team of Fubu, accompanied by his valet Blaze, and Little Show. The fans are on their feet for this duo.
Hunt: Blaze is the right name for her because she is looking hot, hot, hot!!!
Fubu and Shaker start off the match. Fubu with
a flurry of right hands followed by an irish whip. Shaker bounces off the
ropes. Fubu takes him down with a hiptoss. Shaker gets back up to his feet.
Fubu kicks him in the gut, hooks his arms and takes him down with a double
underhook suplex
.
Fortune: Nice crisp move by Fubu!
Fubu drags Shaker to the corner and tags in Little Show. Fubu holds Shaker for Show as the fresh man nails Shaker in the face with a shuffle side kick.
Fortune: What a shot by Little Show!
Hunt: Ummm...Porkchops!
Show goes to lift up Shaker to his feet, but Shaker with a thumb to the eyes to gain the advantage. Shaker with kick to the midsection of Show, then Shaker follows up with a vertical suplex. Shaker then tags in Gunman.
Fortune: Here comes "Lone Gunman" John Taylor!
Gunman gets in the ring and hammers Show with right hands as Show was getting up. Irish whip by Gunman. Show bounces off the ropes. Gunman with a back elbow drops Show down. With his opponent down, Gunman bounces off the ropes and drops a knee to the head.
Fortune: Simply brutal kneedrop by the Lone Gunman!
Hunt: Of course! It's like slicing bologna!
Gunman lifts Show up to his feet, punishing him with european uppercuts. Irish whip by Gunman sends Show to the ropes. Show bounces back. Gunman drops his head for a back body drop attempt, but Show counters by quickly hooking Gunman's head and dropping him with a DDT.
Fortune: What a counter by ittle Show!
Show goes to the corner and tags in Fubu. Fubu gets in the ring quickly. Gunman gets up to his feet only to get leveled by a clothesline from Fubu. Shaker gets in the ring, but Show runs over to cut him off with a clothesline. Shaker rolls out of the ring as Show gives chase.
Fortune: Little Show and Soul Shaker are fighting up the ramp and into the backstage area!
Meanwhile in the ring, Fubu lifts up Gunman. Irish whip by Fubu, reversed by Gunman. Fubu bounces off the ropes. Gunman drops his head again for a back body drop. Fubu quickly hooks his waist in a gutwrench, lifts him up and drops him with a powerbomb.
Fortune: Ohmigosh! What a powerbomb! I felt that in my spine!
Fubu lifts Gunman up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Fubu gets on the opposing rope and delivers a springboard dropkick to Gunman's face.The move known as ...
Fortune: Van Fubinator! The cover by Fubu!
1 .. 2 ..
Fortune: Three! Little Show and Fubu win it! But where is Little Show? The last we saw of him, he was brawling into the backstage area with Soul Shaker?
Hunt: Hopefully, Soul Shaker is tearing into Little Show! I can't stand him!
From the crowd a figure wearing entire black and a black mask covering his head and face slides into the ring with a gold encrusted cane in his hand.
Fortune: Who in the world is that?!
Hunt: So much for security in the GZW!
The masked figure spins Fubu toward him (or her) and cracks the cane over Fubu's head.Fubu falls to the ground,face covered with the crimson mask.The masked figure continues to plummel Fubu with the cane.Officials hit the ring as the figure rolls out the other side and escapes back through the crowd.
---No Disqualifiction Match: Majick vs Magic---
Fortune: Coming up folks is a match that the newcomer,Majick,has been waiting for.Majick challenged Magic to a No DQ stipulation and Magic accpeted. Let me tell you folks this one has got all the fans buzzing about what will be a brutal contest!
Hunt: Magic will finally have to put up or shuttup,as the young lion is looking to make his own history of the name that they share!
Fortune: You are correct on that point,Alex! It was last week on Manslaughter that Majick joined the new Bad Company and all three men laid out Firefly,Smooth,and Magic. Tonight, however,it is one on one and all rules are thrown out the window! We have a Falls Count Anywhere/No DQ match and I expect it to be a brutal and violent conflict between these two men!
"Take A Look Around" by Limp Bizkit starts to play, however after a few minutes Magic has not come out.
Fortune: Well sorry fans I.... I... don’t know what the delay is, wait a minute!!
The Zero-tron shows the back where a security camera shows Majick has jumped Magic in his dressing room.
Fortune: Well Fans looks like this one is starting in the back let’s see if we can get a roving camera crew back there, as Majick is pulverizing Magic! Okay we got an actual crew back there now. Looks like Majick is just relentlessly feeding Magic his fists! I don’t even see the referee yet!
Hunt: Who Cares! We want Blood!
Fortune: Well Looks like your going to get it Morris, as Magic is already wearing the proverbial crimson mask and I don’t think this is official yet! Well now it is! As a referee has finally gotten back to gauge the damage! The referee is trying to get this one back into the ring.
Hunt: Why?!! It’s Falls Count Anywhere!!
Fortune: I don’t know, he just is!
Majick is picking the prone body of Mink up now, snap suplex right through the coffee table that was in Mink’s dressing room! Majick drags Magic out of the dressing room. Smashing Magic’s head along the way into whatever is there!
Fortune: Magic's valet,Steph, is there! What is she doing?!
Steph: Get your hands off him you f*cked up freak!
Hunt: Ooooh,I don’t think she should be in there Alex, but her mouth shouldn’t write cheques her A$$ can’t cash! As it looks like Majick has turned his focus on to Steph!
Fortune: Shut up! But indeed he is stalking Steph, who is running backwards.Where are they going?? Looks like they are coming out our way!
The fans are booing Majick as he is stalking this helpless girl! Out comes Magic with a steel chair to Majick’s back! He is working the lower back of Majick and now Magic tells Steph to get the hell outta there!
Hunt: Stupid Broad, should have bounced her goodies somewhere else! We must be in Bizarro world tonight Kandi, as the one wrestling move that has been executed tonight has been by Majick the whole new show, while the chair wielding has been done by the old show,Magic!
Fortune: Glad you can pick up irony Hunt. As Magic now drops the chair....
Hunt: Big Mistake....
Fortune: Anyway Magic drops the chair, and picks Majick up and brings him closer to the ring! He Smashes Majick’s head into the canvas! and rolls him in! Wow we are finally in the ring!! Magic Irish whips Majick into the ropes and bounces off the nearest ropes and executes a nice swinging neck breaker! Well there goes your Bizzaro theory Alex! As Magic now in control scoop slams Majick and plants him on the mat. drops down and locks in a rear chinlock. The referee checks on Majick’s condition. Majick seems to be in a daze yet focused... If that makes sense! Magic is such a smart technician as obviously he is slowing down the pace so he can recuperate from that savage beating he took in the back, and is trying to regain his bearings while slowing down Majick.
Hunt: Isn’t this just a rest move??
Fortune: Shut Up Alex! As Magic now gets up and brings Majick to his feet, Magic whips Majick to the ropes again and tries a Drop Kick............ but NO! Majick has enough sense to hang on to the ropes and bail out of the ring to get a rest. Magic is slow to get up after the failed drop kick, Majick now is looking underneath the ring apron for something I haven’t a clue what. Magic has rolled to the outside of the ring now and is running from behind to attack Majick. Magic comes in running with and axe handle smash which connects with Majick but the momentum sends Magic crashing into the ring post as well! Both men are out!
Fortune: This match has been making a legend of it’s own with the brutality that has been enacted to the delight of the fans. Both men are starting to stir, as Magic is trying to get up as well as Majick. Magic rolls into the ring. While Majick is trying to shake the cobwebs out outside, and is continuing to look under the ring apron. Magic grabs him by the hair and drags him up to the ring apron, Majick replies with a shot to the gut and snaps an arm bar on Magic with the ropes as leverage! Brilliant! Majick now wrenches on the arm as Magic grunts in pain, Majick follows through with a heel kick laying out Magic in the ring! Majick hops off the apron and continues looking under the ring! Finally he drags out a table but he is still looking! Well he just said umm I can’t say that on television but you it rhymes with huck it! and proceeds to grab a steel chair!
Hunt: Fu..
Fortune: Shut your mouth! Well Looks like Majick wants to return some of those chair shots Magic presented him with earlier! Majick winds up to hammer Magic but, Magic counters with a shoulder to the gut and a fireman’s carry! The fans are really into this one now, as Magic picks up the chair now and swings at a confused looking Majick but NO! Majick was just faking as he ducks out of the way and OH MY! BLACK MIST! BLACK MIST! Right into the eyes of Magic he can’t see! Now Majick nails him with a sweep out DDT! He is going for a pin! 1 ..... 2 ....NO!
Hunt: With all this action I forgot that this match has to end in a pinfall!
Fortune: These two have really put their bodies on the line. Majick now is upset but rolls outside! Why? OH wait...he is setting up that table to the delight of some beserk fans! A Tables chant is going as Majick is forgetting he is a heel and grinning deviously on the Apron giving Magic time to get up and try and clear his eyes of the Black Mist. Magic now runs to the Top Rope! WHEELKICK off the Top!! CRUNCH!!!! AND Majick THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! Magic is down too however as that move took a lot out of both of them. Can Magic go for a cover here??... Magic is wasting a lot of time! Finally Magic drapes an arm over Majick’s chest! This could be it! 1 ....... 2 ...............OH MY NO!!! KICK OUT by Majick! What a show these two are putting on tonight!
Hunt: These fans are definitely cheering loudly as the bloodied Magic and Majick have put on a show of epic proportions! GZW must be trying to shoot themselves in the foot by giving away this awesome match on free TV!!!
Fortune: Well Free or not this has been a delight and we still aren’t finished as finally these two men are trying to get up they are trading blows now, lefts and rights being exchanged as Magic gets the upper hand and tosses Majick back in the ring. Magic now trying to Capitalize as he gets in the ring and lays the boots to Majick he picks Majick up oh looks like a Tombstone Piledriver!!! OH MY Wait just a second as Majick is balancing in the air as wriggles out clockwise landing on his feet and thwarts Magic’s Tombstone Piledriver idea with a knee to the gut. Majick is setting up for something of his own what’s this ?? Looks like a POWERSLAM!! Majick has Magic in the air just hanging there! Magic tries to grab on for a counter but NO!! Spiked Down to the Canvas! Stalling Powerslam by Majick and he goes for the cover! 1 ..... 2 ...... NO Kickout by Magic!
Hunt: That count was kinda slow!!
Fortune: I don’t know but the way they are going I don’t know if there is an end in sight!! Majick rolls out of the ring now and again is searching under the apron!!! What the heck is he looking for???? Majick now stops looking but is smiling deviously again, he rolls into the ring and starts stomping on Magic. Majick picks Magic up now and Irish whips him to the ropes....Magic bounces back and Majick snaps in a Fujiwara Arm Bar!! Majick has it cinched in! Magic however is fighting it off he grabs for the ropes but......
Hunt: No ROPE BREAK in Falls Count Anywhere!!!
Fortune: Indeed!! Magic now shifting his weight and clubbing at Majick trying to break the hold! But it’s Magic’s arm that may be broken!! Magic shifts around and rakes Majick’s eyes!
Hunt: Well it looks like the Desert Storm had to take a shortcut!
Fortune: Hey some things just have to be done to get over and the rules are out the window here! Magic gets up and is favoring his arm, but shoots down and takes Majick out at the knee, now in a fluid motion flips him over for the Boston Crab!!! Wow Magic is really wrenching it in!!!!! Majick is in visible pain, but he rolls on to his side and grabs at Magic’s Leg...Majick struggles to get it but does and trips up Magic breaking the Boston Crab! Majick now grabs Magic and Slingshots him into the ropes, Magic bounces back and counters with an elbow to face!! Majick goes down!! The fans are chanting for another table, and it looks like Magic is getting caught up in it! What’s he doing!!??! Magic just tossed Majick out in our direction. Oh No
Hunt: Please! Not our Table!! He’s not listening to us Kandi!!
Fortune: Indeed Kandi! Magic has spread Majick out on our announce table!! Looks like he is going up top!!
Hunt: This could be for a Moonsault Finisher! If he connects Majick is done!!
Fortune: Magic is taking his time! Playing the crowd! The fans have really been an X Factor in tonight's match!! Majick is starting to stir and is getting up Magic catches this and tries and Hot Cross Body to stop him but Majick gets out of the way and Magic goes Crashing into Our TABLE!! DAMN!! Majick smiles and goes underneath the apron again!! OH MY GOD! It’s a Barbwired Baseball bat!! Why does he need that?!! Magic is out! Why doesn’t he just cover him??!!
Hunt: He just wants to inflict pain and he is just swinging that bat with out remorse! Look at Magic wither in pain as the barbedwire is cutting up his flesh!
Fortune: The referee is helpless to stop this and Majick finally stops swinging and just jabs the bat into Magic’s throat! and puts a foot on Magic's chest! How cocky! The referee reluctantly counts 1 .... 2 .... 3 DAMN!!
Hunt: This has been a brutal conflict and as much as Magic trained and got prepared Majick just had the advantage in his own match! Hell he pulled out that deadly bat to top it off!
Fortune: Indeed this one will go down as one of the bloodiest in GZW history fans we still have plenty of more action on Monday Manslaughter!!
---Backstage---
Fortune: We have cameras in the back and it seems as Little Show and
Soul Shaker are still going at it!
The two men are hammering each other with punches in the parking lot as they are surrounded by officials, unable to break up the fight. They end up fighting onto the hood of a white Cadillac.
Fortune: Oh no!
Hunt: Wait! That's my car! Get off my Love Machine!
Little Show with a quick flurry of punches to the head, staggering Shaker. Show kicks Shaker in the midsection and places his head between his legs.
Fortune: Uh oh! This doesn't look good!
Show lifts up Shaker by the waist and drops down with a...
Fortune: Sitdown powerbomb onto the hood of the Alex's Cadillac!!!
Hunt: NOOOO!!!!! Damn you Little Show! Damn you to holy hell !!!
The officials check on Shaker as he is out cold on the dented hood of the Alex's Caddy. Show walks away from the carnage, his body also aching.
Hunt: (furious and angry) Oooooooo!!!! I hope Soul Shaker really rips that Little Show a new ass crack and I hope he does it soon!
---LightHeavyweight Non-title match: Hades vs. Eric "Complete Chaos" Montair---
Fortune: Up next, Magic's little brother,Hades, will be in action against the LightHeavyweight Champion,Eric "Complete Chaos" Montair in a non-title match!
Hunt: Hades push to midcard status will be sooo short lived! Tonight my man,"Complete Chaos",C2, will beat the beejeezus out of him!
Hades makes his way down the rampway to a mixture of cheers and boos.He climbs into the ring and awaits the LightHeavyweight Champion.
Fortune: The crowd a little unfamiliar with Hades!
Hunt: If it wasn't for Dameon,neither Magic or Hades would be anybody in the GZW!
"Jumpdafuckup" by Slipknot hits the speakers, causing the fans to erupt in boos and get to their feet. Eric Montair appears on the stage, LightHeavyweight belt draped over his shoulder, looks to the capacity crowd, then looks at his opponent standing in the ring. Sic Klown follows behind him.
Fortune: This is going to be a very physical matchup! Hades is one tough competitor and he'll have to contend with Montair's extensive wrestling background.
C2 steps into the ring. Hades jumps on him right away, nailing him with right hands. Irish whip by Hades. C2 bounces off the ropes. Hades with a roundhouse, but C2 ducks it. C2 bounces off the far ropes and levels Hades with a clothesline.
Fortune: What a clothesline by C2!
Hades gets up to his feet. C2 moves in and hammers Hades with stiff right hands. Irish whip by C2. Hades bounces off the ropes. C2 with a dropkick nails Hades in the face, knocking the newcomer out of the ring.
Fortue: Out goes Hades! Eric Montair has looked strong here in the early going!
Morris: What would you expect from C2?
Hades climbs up onto the apron as C2 stands in the middle of the ring, motioning for him to get back in the ring. Hades gets in the ring. Both men tie up. Hades backs C2 up against the ropes. The ref calls for a break. Hades breaks cleanly. Both men tie up once again, this time C2 backs Hades up against the ropes. The ref calls for a break, but C2 gets in a cheap shot, nailing Hades with a stiff right hand to the head. C2 then unloads several stiff muay thai kicks to the head of Hades.
Fortune: C2 is just knocking Hades silly with those kicks!
C2 then drops Hades with a brainbuster. The Champ with the cover, but Hades kicks out at one. C2 lifts Hades up to his feet and goes for an irish whip. C2 with a tiltawhirl backbreaker.
Hunt: Break his back, C2!
The fans chant for Hades as C2 lifts him up to his feet. Hades fights back with right hands to the midsection, then to the head of C2. C2 with a knee to the gut to stop the rally. Irish whip by C2. Hades bounces off the ropes and ducks a C2 back elbow. C2 bounces off the far ropes and explodes with a dropkick that sends C2 down to the mat. C2 gets back up to his feet. Hades kicks him in the midsection then drops him with a DDT. The fans are on their feet. Hades lifts C2 back up and goes for an irish whip. Reversal by C2. As Hades hits the ropes, Sic Klown reaches out and grabs his leg. Hades turns to face the Faitful Syn member. With Hade's attention to the man on the outside, C2 charges at Hades. But Hades is ready for him as he drops down and elevates C2 over the top rope and out of the ring with a back body drop.
Fortune: Hades with the back body drop sends C2 out of the ring and onto Sic Klown on the floor!
Hunt: No!
As both men slowly get up to their feet on the floor, Hades climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off with a senton flip that wipes out both men.
Fortune: Listen to these fans! Hades winning the approval of the crowd!
Hades gets back up to his feet, then rolls C2 back into the ring. As Hades gets on the apron to get back in the ring, Sic Klown nails him in the lower back with a right hand. With Hades stunned on the apron, C2 moves in, hooks his opponent's head, then suplexes him back into the ring.
Fortune: C2 brings Hades into the ring the hard way!
C2 lifts Hades up to his feet, grabs him by the throat and slams him down with a quick chokeslam. C2 with the cover, but Hades kicks out. C2 cannot believe it. He lifts Hades up to his feet once more, then whips him to the ropes. Hades bounces off the ropes. C2 with a jumping forward spin kick, but Hades catches his leg and takes C2 down with a dragon screw legwhip. C2 gets up slowly to his feet. Hades charges and levels him with a clothesline.
Fortune: Mercer on fire here!
Hades with an irish whip. C2 bounces off the ropes and ducks a Hades clothesline. C2 bounces off the far ropes, but Hades catches him and slams him down hard with a powerslam. Hades gets back up to his feet as the fans erupt. C2 is lifted up to his feet. Hades kicks C2 in the midsection, doubling him over. Hades then bounces off the ropes and drops an ax kick to the back of C2's head.
Fortune: Hades with the ax kick!
Hades with the cover.
1 .. 2 .. Sic Klown pulls Hades out of the ring just before the ref's hand came down for a three!
Hades knocks down Klown to the floor with a right hand. Hades climbs back up to the apron. Hades moves towards him on the apron. C2 goes for a vertical suplex, bringing Hades back into the ring. But Hades floats over and lands behind C2. Hades spins C2 around,delivers a kick to the midsection and delivers the Twisted Metal (Roll the Dice).
Hades with the cover!
1 .. 2 ..
Fortune: Three! Hades with the upset victory!
Hunt: Damn it! It may be an upset victory but this was a non-title match!
The fans cheer as Hades' hand is raised in victory. But the celebration is short lived. Klown gets into the ring with a steel chair.
Fortune: Bam! A wicked chairshot by Sic Klown!
Klown slams the chair down onto the fallen Hades.
Fortune: This is hideous!
Hunt: Not as hideous as that dress you're wearing! Come on,Sic Klown! Beat his ass!
Fortune: Now both the Faitful Syn are stomping away on Hades! This is not right! Look!!! It's Shadow! He's coming down to the ring to help his friend Hades! Shadow has been seen round the backstage area this past week with Magic and Hades!
Shadow slides into the ring as some fans cheer. Sic Klown charges at Shadow with the chair. Shadow ducks a swinging chairshot. Klown turns around only to get kicked in the midsection, then lifted up and dropped with the Dragon Awakes (reverse suplex into stunner). C2 charges at Shadow with a clothesline. Shadow ducks it, then charges at C2 and levels him with a clothesline of his own. C2 slowly gets back up to his feet. Shadow grabs the steel chair and nails C2 in the face with it.
Fortune: Faitful Syn roll out of the ring! Shadow has cleared the ring, making the save for Hades! Can you believe this?
Hunt: I smell a fued brewing here!
---Commercial Break---
---Backstage---
*The scene opens up outside T-Rexs dressing room. The door swings
open and T-Rex is bent over lacing up his boots. Sitting next to
him is his wife Angel.*
Angel: You've been quiet this weekend whats wrong?
T-Rex: Nothings wrong. I just alot of stuff on my mind. Tonight I'll let my actions do the talking.
Angel: You be careful out there tonight from what I hear this Union Jack fella is mean.
T-Rex: I'll show him mean.
*T-Rex heads out the door follow by Angel.*
T-Rex: Where do you think your going?
Angel: To the ring.
T-Rex: Your 3 months pregnant your not gonna go to the ring. You should of stayed home where you were safer.
Angel: I'll be fine.
T-Rex: Just stay back here and lock the door. I know what Countrys capable of.
*T-Rex leaves the room and shuts the door behind him. Big Country steps from out of the shadows and smiles.*
Big Country: I'll show him revenge.
*Big Country opens up the door and walks into T-Rex dressing room.*
Big Country: You should have listened to Rexy and locked the door.
Angel: Country don't come any closer.
Big Country: I got a message for your husband. Tell him I want his ass in a street fight Thursday.
Angel: *Stepping back* Why don't you tell him that.
Big Country: Maybe I will.
*T-Rex walks up behind Country and spins him around. T-Rex then kicks him in the midsection and hits extinction through the coffee table.*
T-Rex: Still think I'm getting soft Country?
Angel: How did you know?
T-Rex: I forgot my gloves so I came back and saw the door open.
*Angel runs up and hugs T-Rex.*
T-Rex: You want me Thursday Country? Take it to Tate.
*T-Rex picks Country up and throws him out the door.*
T-Rex: This time lock the door.
*T-Rex closes the door behind him and waits to hear her lock it.*
T-Rex: Think next time Country.
*T-Rex heads towards the ring leaving Country layed out on the ground.*
---"The Menace" Union Jack vs. T-Rex---
Fortune: Up next, the former GZW Heavyweight Champion,T-Rex takes on "The Menace" Union Jack!
Hunt: President Tate is so scared of his former stablemate that he is sending T-Rex to do his dirty work!
Union Jack makes his way slowly to the ring,"Breath" by Prodigy playing, as the crowd erupts with a major heel pop.Jack steps through the ropes, a focused and eerie look in his eyes.
Fortune: Union Jack is as bad as they come! No disrespect to anyone else in the fed, but Union Jack may be T-Rex's toughest challenge to date here in the GZW!
Hunt: So the new Heavyweight Champion is nobody to you?!
"Midwest Swing" by St.Lunatics hits the speakers. The fans are on their feet as T-Rex makes his entrance. The exciting GZW superstar walks down the rampway as the fans at ringside reach out.
Referee Paulie Newman calls for the bell to start the match. Both men move towards each other, standing toe to toe,T-Rex with the height advantage. Some words are exchanged, then suddenly, both men explode with fists flying.
Fortune: It's a slugfest to start off the match!
Right hands from both men. UJ gets the better of the exchange, knocking Rex toward the ropes. Irish whip by UJ. Rex bounces off the ropes, ducks a UJ clothesline. Rex off the ropes again. Rex levels UJ with a clothesline. The ex-champ lifts UJ up and hammers him in the corner with right hands.
Hunt: Look at those clenched fists! T-Rex always cheats!
Rex whips UJ diagonally across the ring towards the corner. UJ slides before hitting the corner and pops back up facing his opponent. UJ charges at Rex with a clothesline. Rex ducks it, gets behind UJ, hooks him with a full nelson, then drops the Brit with a dragon suplex.
Fortune: What a move by T-Rex!
Hunt: Ooo. So shocking!
Rex lifts up UJ. Irish whip by Rex. UJ bounces off the ropes. Rex goes for a scoop up, but UJ floats over and lands behind Rex. UJ with an inverted facelock, lifts Rex up and drops him with an inverted vertical suplex.
Fortune: Nice move by Union Jack, dropping T-Rex onto his chest!
Hunt: How biased! T-Rex does something, it's like "Wow! Wooie cablooey! What a move!!!" Union Jack does something, it's just a "nice move."!
UJ lifts up Rex to his feet. UJ with a gutwrench suplex drops Rex to the mat. UJ then quickly bounces off the ropes and drops a legdrop across the throat of Rex. With Rex holding his throat, UJ goes for a blatant choke with his hands.
Fortune: Union Jack showing how vicious he can be!
Hunt: Hey, nice guys finish last. Go get him!
UJ brings Rex up to his feet. UJ with several right hands. Irish whip by UJ, reversed by Rex. Rex catches UJ off the ropes and drops him with a spinebuster. UJ slowly gets back up to his feet near the ropes. Rex charges and clotheslines UJ out of the ring.
Fortune: Out goes Union Jack!
The fans cheer for T-Rex as he waits in a ready stance in the ring. UJ climbs up onto the apron. Rex runs at UJ, leaps over him, grabs his waist and drops him to the floor with a sunset flip powerbomb.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! T-Rex with a scintillating sunset flip into a powerbomb to the floor! What a move by a big man!
The fans chant "GZW!" Rex slides back into the ring. The fans respond with huge cheers. UJ slowly gets back up to his feet and climbs onto the apron. Rex runs towards UJ one more time, but this time, UJ drops down pulling the top rope. Rex falls to the floor. UJ gets back up on the apron as Rex slowly gets up to his feet. UJ leaps off the apron, hooks Rex's head in midair, twists in midflight and drops Rex with a flying tornado DDT to the floor.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea,again! Union Jack with a flying tornado DDT spiking T-Rex's head to the floor! Simply devastating!
Hunt: That's what I'm talking about! Respect an O.G. of wrestling,T-Rex!
UJ gets up to his feet on the floor. He lifts Rex up to his feet. UJ lifts Rex up in a vertical suplex, then drops him stomach first onto the steel guard rail.
Hunt: T-Rex is hung out to dry on the steel guard rail!
With Rex still on the guard rail stomach first, UJ climbs up onto the apron. UJ leaps off the apron and drops a legdrop across the back of Rex's head.
Fortune: Union Jack is just as insane as he was when I knew him almost two years ago!
Union Jack: Union Jack is a bad man! He's just like wine,he gets better with time!
UJ drags Rex's body and rolls him back into the ring. UJ stomps away on the carcass of the fan favorite. UJ lifts Rex up and whips him to the ropes. UJ catches Rex coming off the ropes and tosses him over his head for a t-bone suplex. But Rex flips out and lands on his feet. UJ turns around to face his opponent, only to get flipped in the air with a powerful clothesline.
Fortune: What impact! My neck hurts from watching that!
Rex lifts UJ up to his feet. Irish whip by Rex. UJ off the ropes. Rex with a scoop up, but UJ floats over and lands behind him. UJ lifts up Rex for a belly to back, but Rex flips out of it and lands behind UJ. Rex lifts UJ up in a belly to back, then twists UJ in midair and drops him to the mat with a sitdown powerbomb (blue thunder) for the pin.
Fortune: What a counter by T-Rex!
The pin.The count by Ref Newman.
1..2..
Fortune: No! Union Jack kicks out!
Rex lifts UJ up to his feet. Irish whip by Rex. UJ off the ropes, ducks a clothesline. UJ off the far ropes. Rex catches him and drops him across his knee with a titlawhirl backbreaker.
Fortune: The fans are on their feet! T-Rex is calling for his Extinction! (reverse powerbomb)
Rex waits for UJ to get back up to his feet. Rex hooks UJ and ...
Fortune: Extinction! T-Rex with the cover!
1 ... 2 ...
Fortune: Union Jack kicks out of the Extinction!
Rex does not believe it as he pleads with Ref Newman.
Hunt: Hey,if I was T-Rex,I wouldn't trust any ref in the GZW either after Richard Dark screwed him last week! Hehee!
UJ gets to his feet. Rex unloads several right hands to the head of UJ. Irish whip by Rex. UJ off the ropes and ducks a Rex clothesline. Rex turns around. UJ kicks Rex in the midsection and drops him with a double arm DDT.
Hunt: Take that! How you like them apples?!?
Fortune: Union Jack turns the tide with that move! He really drove T-Rex's head into the canvas!
UJ lifts Rex up to his feet. UJ lifts Rex high in the air, then drops him down to the mat with a stalling powerbomb. UJ with the cover.
Fortune: We could have an upset here!
1 ... 2 ..
Fortune: No!! T-Rex kicks out at the very last possible moment!
Hunt: Damn!
UJ has seen enough. He looks to the capacity crowd and calls for his Jack Hammer (double underhook face slam). He puts Rex's head between his legs. But Rex back body slides UJ,who lands on his feet. UJ charges at Rex with a clothesline. Rex ducks it. Rex grabs UJ by the waist from behind and drops him with a belly to back suplex. As Rex lifts UJ up to his feet, he calls for his Extinction again. Rex has UJ ready, but UJ counters by reaching back with his right hand and taking Rex over with a snapmare. Rex gets back up to his feet. Rex charges with a clothesline, but UJ ducks it. Rex instead nails Referee Paulie Newman who was standing behind UJ.
Fortune: Down goes Paulie Newman!
HUnt: See? T-Rex is a no good cheater! He knocked out the referee! He's getting revenge on Newman because of what Dark did last week!
Fortune: It was an accident!
Hunt: Yeah, just like your conception!
Rex looks at the fallen ref at his feet. When Rex turns around, he leveled by a wicked Uj clothesline. With the ref and his opponent down, UJ goes to the floor and grabs a steel chair.
Fortune: Uh oh! Union Jack is bringing a steel chair into the ring! This does not look good!
Hunt: Hey, if the ref's down, it's all good!
UJ slams the chair on the mat, motioning for Rex to get up. Rex does get up to his feet. UJ with a swing. Rex ducks the chair shot. Rex then kicks UJ in the midsection, causing him to drop the chair. Rex then quickly grabs UJ, lifts him high in the air in a vertical suplex, then drops UJ's head down to the chair with a screwdriver.
Fortune: That has got to hurt!
Rex then picks up the chair as the fans chant for Rex. Meanwhile, Ref Newman gets back up to his feet. He sees UJ laid out on the mat and Rex with a steel chair in his hand. The referee then calls for the bell.
Fortune: The referee has disqualified T-Rex! He sees Union Jack out on the mat and T-Rex with the smoking gun in his hand!
Hunt: See? T-Rex is nothing but a cheater! Another screw job on T-Rex by a GZW referee! Hehee!
Fortune: This is not right! Union Jack was the one who brought the chair into the ring!
As the fans boo, T-Rex pleads his case with the referee, but to no avail. T-Rex is visually upset. Meanwhile, Union Jack gets back up to his feet. UJ blindsides Rex with a clothesline from behind.
Fortune: The Menace is back up! UJ grabs the steel chair, the same chair he brought into the ring and hammers T-Rex with it!
Hunt: Who cares? You get what you deserve if you ask me!
UJ hammers Rex with repeated chair shots. The ref tries to stop UJ, but he gets a chairshot to the face for his troubles.
Fortune: Union Jack with a chairshot to the ref! Now that is blatant disrespect for authority!
UJ is now lifting Rex up to his feet. UJ puts Rex's head between his legs...Jack Hammer onto the steel chair!
Fortune: This may end T-Rex's career! Damn Union Jack!
Union Jack lifts T-Rex's limp and lifeless body up for another Jack Hammer.
Fortune: No! Not another one!
"...cause I'm TROUBLESOME!!!!"
Fortune: That music! That can only be....It's the President of GZW,Tate Edmonson!!!!!!!
The fans erupt and blow the roof off the GZW Coliseum as the Rebel for the Hell of It, Tate Edmonson,dressed in blue jeans and a GZW staff t-shirt on, runs down the rampway. UJ drops Rex as Tate slides into the ring. UJ goes for a right hand, but Tate blocks it. The President unleashes furious right hands of his own, rocking the head of UJ.
Fortune: Can you believe it? Tate is back in the ring fighting! I guess he has had enough of Union Jack's antics tonight!
Hunt: I see it, but I don't believe it!
The fans pop like crazy with each punch. UJ is reeling. Tate charges and clotheslines UJ out of the ring.
Fortune: There is that ferocious raw power that Tate Troublesome fans have longed to see!
Hunt: It won't last long! The President is washed up and over the hill!
Tate goes to the floor and lifts UJ back up. The two men brawl on the arena floor. Tate and UJ's fight spills over the guard rail and into the crowd. Security tries to control the two, but the two men continue to battle through the crowd.
Fortune: It's sheer pandemonium as Tate and Union Jack fight through this capacity crowd! What a way to end the match, eh Alex? Pay per view quality only on Manslaughter!
Hunt: But wait! It's not done yet!
Just as T-Rex is about to get up in the ring, Big Country runs down the ramp. Country slides into the ring and sneaks up behind on Rex. Country nails Rex from behind with a chairshot. Country then lifts Rex up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry, then drops Rex with the...
Fortune: CVD! Country Valley Driver (Puts opponent on his shoulders like a DVD, but flips opponent around in front of him driving their head and neck and back into the canvas) onto the steel chair! And look! Big Country is pinning him!
Hunt: Big Country's slams the mat, making the count!
Fortune: Pardon my language, but this is bullshit!
Hunt: There's proof! That Big Country is the better man! Big Country just pinned T-Rex for a three count!
Fortune: That wasn't a real match! So tough Big Country is, coming in and beating on T-Rex who just had a gruelling match, not to mention a Jack Hammer onto the steel chair!
Hunt: T-Rex has made quite an impression tonight, too bad it was made on the steel chair with his head!
---Commercial Break---
---Intercontinental Title Match: "MidCard Killer" Pimp Bizkit vs. Nathaniel "Entertainment Franchise" Davis---
Fortune: Time for our main event! The "Entertainment Franchise", the leader of the Collective and the new NEW AGE (c), and more importantly, the GZW Intercontinental Champion, will defend the gold against the"MidCard Killer" Pimp Bizkit!
Hunt: The score is one to zero in favor of my man,Pimp Bizkit! He has already beat up Mr.Goody Goody once while we were in the EWO!
"Don't See The Signs" by Mark B and Blade erupts as Pimp and his ladies of leisure make their entrance. The fans boo as the group make their way to the ring. A fan's sign reads, "Got Nothing But Love For The Hoes!"
Angle: Though I don't like his demeaning ways toward women,I must admit that Pimp is one hell of a wrestler.He has proven that time and time again in this sport!
Hunt: Demeaning ways? Those women are with the Pimp because they want to be.Plus,they want some of his raw hot...
Fortune: Okay,Alex! Here comes the "Entertainment Franchise"!
The lights flash as "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and The Destroyers rips threw the GZW Coliseum. Slowly walking out onto the stage is Nathaniel Davis,IC belt snuggly around his waist. The fans explode with cheers as he walks down the rampway. With both men in the ring, Senior Referee Richard Dark calls for the bell to start the match. The fans begin the chant "FRANCHISE". Both men move in towards each other.
Hunt: Isn't that Richard Dark? I wonder how his daughter is doing?
Fortune: That's not funny,Alex! His daughter could be scarred for life!
Pimp with an armdrag takes down the Intercontinental Champ. Davis gets back up to his feet. Pimp with another armdrag takes down Davis again. Davis gets back up to his feet. Pimp scoops him up. Scoop slam by Pimp. PImp lifts Davis up to his feet. Irish whip sends Davis to the ropes. Pimp with a back body drop. Davis comes crashing down to the mat. Davis slow to his feet up near the ropes. Pimp with a charging clothesline. Davis is sent over the top rope and down to the floor.
Fortune: Listen to these fans boo as the challenger is on top of his game tonight!
Hunt: Put it on him,Pimp!
Davis takes his time on the arena floor trying to regain his senses. Pimp goes to the floor and chases the Intercontinental Champ around the ring. Davis slides back into the ring. Pimp slides into the ring, but Davis stomps on the challenger as he enters the ring. Pimp gets up to his hands and knees, but Davis drops several chops to the back of the neck. Pimp is lifted up to his feet. Davis with thunderous chops to the chest.
Fortune: Davis with huge chops, leaving welts on the chest of Pimp!
Irish whip by Davis, reversed by Pimp. Pimp goes to scoop up Davis coming off the ropes, but Davis floats over and lands behind Pimp. Davis with a rear waistlock. Standing switch has Pimp going behind Davis. Pimp with a rear waistlock, but Davis with a back kick to the groin to break free. With Pimp stunned from the kick to the groin, Davis drops the challenger with a spinning heel kick.Davis lifts up Pimp to his feet. Crisp snap suplex from Davis. With Pimp down, Davis bounces off the ropes and drops a quick legdrop across the neck. The Franchise lifts Pimp up to a seated position and applies a rear chinlock. Pimp slowly gets up to his feet. Davis maintains a side headlock. Pimp pushes Davis off, shooting him toward the ropes. Davis bounces off the ropes and gets dropped to the mat by a Pimp shoulderblock. Davis slowly gets up. Pimp bounces off the ropes for momentum. Davis drops down. Pimp hops over and bounces off the far ropes. Davis goes for a hiptoss, but Pimp reverses it, hiptossing the champion. Davis' back hits the mat hard. Davis gets up slowly to his feet. Pimp with several right hands. Irish whip by Pimp. Davis bounces off the ropes. Pimp with a huge powerslam.
Fortune: What power displayed by Pimp Bizkit!
Now Pimp lifts up Davis. The challenger punches away on the champion in the corner. Pimp whips Davis across the ring. The champ hits the corner hard. Pimp charges in and flattens the champion with a clothesline in the corner. Pimp lifts up Davis...brainbuster by Pimp drops Davis on his head!
Hunt: Pimp gave Davis his own setup move to the Entertainment Center,the Sign Off (brainbuster)!
Pimp with the cover. Ref Dark in position.
Fortune: We could have a new Intercontinental Champion!
1 .. 2 ...
Fortune: Davis gets a shoulder up! That was so close!
Hunt: Close doesn't count in wrestling!
Pimp lifts up Davis to his feet. Pimp with several stiff punches to the head. Irish whip by Pimp.Davis off the ropes. Pimp goes for a tiltawhirl slam, but Davis counters in midmove and takes down Pimp with a flying headscissors. Pimp gets up to his feet. Davis rushes at him and levels him with a flipping lariat.
Fortune: Davis with an athletic move!
The Champion lifts Pimp up and kicks him in the corner. Davis with several stiff kicks to the midsection follows up with a jumping spin kick to the jaw.
Fortune: Nathaniel Davis is so dangerous. He can nail you with vicious kicks and chops, not to mention his aerial offense!
Hunt: Big deal!
Davis whips Pimp across the ring to the opposite corner. Pimp hits the turnbuckle. Davis goes for a handspring elbow, but Pimp gets out of the way. Davis hits the turnbuckles. Pimp then moves in, grabs his waist and takes down Davis with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Davis slowly gets up to his feet. Pimp with a shuffle side kick nails Davis in the face. Pimp with the cover.
1 .. 2 ...
Fortune: No! Davis kicks out!
Pimp lifts Davis up to his feet. Pimp with an irish whip, reversed by Davis. Davis goes for a dropkick, but misses as Pimp holds onto the ropes. Davis gets back up and charges at Pimp. Pimp with a back body drop elevates Davis over the top rope, but the Franchise lands on his feet on the apron. Pimp turns around to face Davis. Pimp with a right hand, but Davis blocks it. Davis with a right hand of his own stuns Pimp. Davis hops onto the top rope and springs off, nailing Pimp with a springboard missile dropkick.
Fortune: There's that high flying offense from Davis!
The "CareerMaker" lifts the challenger back up to his feet.
Fortune: Sold Out (superkick) by Davis!
The cover.
1 .. 2 ..
Fortune: No! Pimp kicks out!
Hunt: That was a fast count! Richard Dark is at it again!
Davis lifts Pimp up once more. Michinoku driver by Davis drives Pimp's head down to the mat. With the challenger down, Davis looks to the cheering fans. The champion climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Fortune: Davis is perched up on the top rope! He's measuring up his opponent who is down on the mat!
Davis takes flight with a diving headbutt. But Pimp rolls out of the way! The fans erupt in "OOH!!" as Davis' head comes crashing down to the canvas.Pimp gets up to his feet as does Davis. Pimp gets behind Davis, hooks his waist, then drops him on the back of his head with a release german suplex.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! Davis' neck may have been snapped on that suplex!
Pimp with momentum now. He lifts the champ up to his feet. Pimp with right hands, rocking the head of the champ. Irish whip by Pimp. Davis off the ropes. Pimp sends him flipping through the air with a powerful clothesline.Pimp goes to the apron. Davis up to his feet. The champ is wobbling. Pimp climbs the turnbuckles...
Fortune: Pimp with a missile dropkick to the face of Davis!
Hunt: Pimp with some aerial tactics of his own!
Pimp with the pin.Ref Dark with the count.
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Fortune: No!! Davis kicks out!
Hunt: Now Richard Dark with the slow count!
Pimp lifts Davis up to his feet and calls for a running powerbomb. Pimp lifts Davis up over his head and runs a few feet across the ring. But Davis counters the running powerbomb with a hurricanranna that sends Pimp over the top rope and out of the ring.
Fortune: Can you believe that? Davis counters the running powerbomb and hurricanrannas Pimp out of the ring?
Hunt: It's okay! Pimp is the "MidCard Killer", not just some Tough Enough wannabe!
As Pimp slowly gets up on the floor, Davis runs, bounces off the ropes and dives over the top rope and wipes out Pimp with a diving senton flip. The champ lifts Pimp up to his feet. Davis slams Pimp's head into the steel ring post before rolling him back into the ring. Davis gets back into the ring and makes a throat slashing gesture.
Fortune: Davis showing a vicious side here!
Hunt: I always told you that goody-goody role was just an act!
Davis goes to lift Pimp back up to his feet, but the challenger has plenty of fight left in him. Pimp with several right hands to the midsection. The two men start slugging away on each other in the ring. Pimp gets the better of the exchange. Irish whip by Pimp. Davis bounces off the ropes. Pimp goes for a scoop up, but Davis floats over and lands behind him. Davis hooks Pimp's head and drops him with an inverted DDT.
Fortune: The Intercontinental Champion with a wicked inverted DDT!
The Entertainment Franchise looks at the fans cheering him.He rolls Pimp onto his stomach and stands above him.
Fortune: Davis with the Entertainment Center (camel clutch/Steiner Recliner)! Can Pimp withstand the pain?
Hunt: Forget about it! Yell quit, Pimp! There's no shame! Live to fight another day!
Pimp reaches out for the bottom rope with his leg, blocking out the pain of the Entertainment Center. Pimp drapes his foot over the bottom rope for a rope break.
Fortune: Pimp made it! Davis breaks the hold!
Hunt: Never doubted Pimp in the least!
Pimp pulls himself up using the ring ropes. Davis moves in. Davis with several knife edge chops to the chest. Irish whip by Davis. Pimp bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. Davis drops his head down for a back body drop. Pimp bounces off the far ropes, puts on the brakes, grabs Davis with a gutwrench...
Fortune: Pimp with a ring rattling gutwrench powerbomb! He may have the match won! Wait! Look who's come down to the ring! It's the newly crowned GZW Heavyweight Champion,Sincere,and mortal enemy of Nathaniel Davis! We've already seen the Heavyweight Champ once tonight!
Hunt: Don't forget he's also the professor of psychological warfare and the master mind of mindgames!
Sincere,wearing his wrestling tights but he has a black t-shirt on which reads,"F#ck What You Think!" on the front,Heavyweight belt over his shoulder, comes down to the ringside.He stands watching the two men in the ring.
Fortune: Sincere is about to cause his brother-in-law to lose his Intercontinental Championship title!
Hunt: You don't know that,Kandi! Always jumping to conclusions! My Uncle Mike was right about you! Besides,Pimp and Sincere have been having words on GZW TV lately!
Pimp goes toward the ropes to confront Sincere, but Davis sneaks up behind Pimp, hooks both his arms behind him and drops Pimp on the back of his head with a tiger suplex. Davis maintains the bridge for the pin.Senior Referee Richard Dark with the count.
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Fortune: Three! Nathaniel Davis retains the Intercontinental title! Pimp didn't even see it coming! He was concerned with Sincere at ringside!
Hunt: Pimp is my man and all,but I have to give this one to Davis! Pimp shouldn't have been worried about The Heavyweight Champion!
Richard Dark hands the IC belt to Davis,who carefully keeps his eye on Sincere.Sincere rubs his hand across his Heavyweight belt and points up to Davis.The whole time noone notices Pimp roll out of the ring,retrieve a chair,and advance toward Sincere.
Fortune:Seems like Sincere and Davis are jarring it up at ringside!
Hunt: Get in there and show that goody goody punk who the man is,Sincere!
As Sincere is about to climb into the ring,Pimp crashes a chairshot across the head of Sincere.The Heavyweight Champ crumbles to the ground as Pimp continues the onslaught on him with the chair.Davis stands in the ring looking on.
Fortune: Pimp is turning into a madman with those vicious chairshots to Sincere's back!
Hunt: Hey,Sincere cost Pimp a chance at the Intercontinental belt! I'll hit my dear sweet mother with a chairshot if she cost me a match like that!
Foaming at the mouth,Pimp continues his attack never seeing Davis climb to the top turnbuckle.
Hunt: What is Davis doing?
Davis turns his back to the scene and jumps backward with....
Fortune: I'll Make You Famous (moonsault)!!
He crashes into Pimp,laying him out.Davis quickly gets up,picks up the chair,and cracks Pimp over the head.He forcefully throws the chair onto Pimp.He retrieves his belt and walks up the rampway to the cheers of the crowd.
Fortune: That's our time here,folks! See you next week!
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