A racing green E-type
Jaguar pulls into the arena car park. The security
guard lifts up the
barrier and waves in the racing machine. As it pulls up
out jumps Pimp Bizkit
with hoes in tow and a smiling and happy looking Union
Jack.
UJ throws the keys to the security guard.
UJ - Be careful with my baby.
Pimp - C'mon Jack lets go and see Tate and sort all this mess out.
UJ - Yer, lets go and see Mr Troublesome.
Pimp looks at UJ
but then brushes the comment off, and smacks one of his hoes
on the ass
---Inside---
Tate is sat at his
desk getting to make his way down to ring side and catch a
couple of matches.
He has a two way mirror in his room and is looking out at
all the staff rushing
round and making sure everything runs smoothly. Then to
his amusement he
spots Pimp looking into the mirror side of the glass
adjusting his big
green pimp hat. Tate begins to laugh at Pimp because he can
see Pimp but all
Pimp see's is himself. Pimp begins to wink at himself in the
mirror.
Tate - Jesus Christ will he ever change !?!
Tate's face drops as he see's UJ stand next to Pimp.
Pimp - Hey UJ, where
you get too ? I think Tate is in here, we gonna go in?
UJ - Sure !!!
As soon as UJ says
sure he grabs Pimp by the scruff of the neck and launches
him head first through
the glass window and straight onto Tate's desk. Pimp
just lies there
blood pouring from his head and all over his bright clothes.
Tate is also covered
in Pimps blood.
Tate - What the fuck was that for? That's it UJ your finsihed !!!
UJ - Now you listen
to me. i ain't finished by a long shot yet. You ever try
and play me again
then it will be you going through the window but you won't
be landing on a
table. You will land on the cold concrete floor....from 20
floors up. This
is a message to you and your little bugfriend. I will stop at
nothing to destroy
you and your new fed and just to show you that i was and
still am serious
i give to you Pimp Bizkit, former close friend, former
stable mate who
has by his own words......Been Played Alive by me Union Jack.
Union Jack walks
away from the destruction left only to turn around to Tate
one last time.
UJ - Oh and Tate you better tell the rest of them that Jack's back!!!
Monday
Manslaughter 25
June 01
Explosions erupt
throughout the arena as the lights flicker in and out.The
camera scans the
jam packed arena as countless signs are seen.One sign
reads,"T-Rex for
Prime Minister!!".While a female's sign says,"I'll love to
be Played-A-Live!!"
Fortune: Welcome
everyone to the first broadcast of GZW's Monday
Manslaughter! What
a way to kick it off,Alex!
Hunt: Exactly,Kandi!
Now that the EWO Exodus is nearly complete,Union Jack is
making his intentions
known to the Executive Committee and his once friends
and stablemates,President
Tate and Firefly! I really liked Pimp too!
Kandi: If Union Jack
isn't carefully,Alex,the President might just put "The
Menace" in his proverbial
place!
Hunt: Him and what army?!
Kandi: Well,we have
a great debut show coming from the General Motors Palace
in Vancouver,British
Columbia,Canada! Two titles are going to be placed on
the line here tonight.The
LightHeavyweight and Heavyweight Championships will
be showcased!
Hunt: Oh yeah! The
professor of psychological warfare and mastermind of
mindgames,Sincere,will
be getting his long over due chance at Heavyweight
gold!
Kandi: Both Sincere
and the current Heavyweight Champ,T-Rex,have been
engaging in the
war of words over the past weeks.Let's get right into
tonight's action!
---Hades vs. "The Icon" Alex Stone---
Fortune: This first
match is sure to be one great show as the newcomer,"The
Icon" Alex Stone
takes on Magic's little brother,Hades!
Hunt: Yeah and if
that’s not a good match, we'll have The Wrestler John Doe
fighting The Jack
As..
Fortune: OK and with both competitors ready, let's go to the ring!
Hades and Stone lock
up with Hades getting the slight advantage. Stone drops
down to one knee
and tries to fight back up to a vertical base. Hades kicks
him in the chest
while he’s on one knee and Stone’s back meets
the
canvas.Hades lays
the boots on Stone, kicking him while he’s down. Hades
lifts Stone to his
feet and slides behind him lifting him up and dropping him
in a release German
suplex. Stone bounces right back to his feet shaking off
the pain.
Fotune: Alex Stone acts like that move had no effect as he pops right back up!
Hades turns around
and is met by a jumping calf kick. Stone goes for a quick
cover but Hades
kicks out after 1. Hades back on his feet. Whipped to the
ropes by Stone,
Stone bends over and backdrops Hades but Hades holds onto
Stone’s
head on the way down and...
Fortune: Ohmigosh!
Hades holds on, and
Stone gets dropped on the back of his neck in a
devastating neck
breaker.
Hunt: That move hit with such impact Kandi’s wig landed in the thirteenth row!
Fortune: Shuttup,Alex!
Hades rolls over and covers Stone.Sonny Bright with the count.
1…2…2 99/100ths.
Fortune: "The Icon" Alex Stone kicks out
Hunt: That count was slower the molasses in January!
Hades cannot believe
it. He lifts Stone up and punishes him with right and
lefts, Hades tosses
Stone into the turnbuckle, but the Icon reverses and
Hades hits the corner
with a thud.
Stone lifts Hades
up and places him on the top turnbuckle, Stone climbs up to
join Hades at the
top and lifts him up...
Fortune: Super Plex!
Stone holds on,rolls on top of Hades for the pin.
1..2..
Hades kicks out and
both men are slow getting back to their feet. Hades gets
up first and stalks
Stone. Hades fires Stone into the ropes...
Fortune: Hades with the clothesline knocks Alex Stone to the ground!
Hades lifts Stone to his feet and places Stone’s head between his legs
Hunt: "The Icon" in a bad way!
Hades lifts Stone
up and looks like he’s preparing to finish this with a
jumping piledriver
but he’s too off balance and Stone revises the move. Stone
places both hands
in the armpits of the Hades, and then drops down to his
knees, driving Hades'
shoulders down to the mat.
Fortune: This could do it!
He holds him there as Ref Bright makes the counts.
1...2...
Fortune: Three! "The Icon" Alex Stone wins this well fought contest!
Alex: Goody goody gumdrops!
---Fubu vs. Dameon---
Fortune: Up next
is a newly aggressive Fubu going up against Magic's
dad,Dameon!
Hunt: Is everyone
in this federation related to Magic or what?! I bet you're
his long lost fifth
cousin or something?!
Fubu comes out to
the ring to Eminem's "B!tch Please 2". He walks down to the
ring to a rather
loud face pop.
Hunt: Such a fickle crowd! They'll cheer for anybody!
Fortune: You're one to talk,Alex!
Next out is Dameon
to the tune of "Kryponite" by Three Doors Down. With a
focus and determination,
Dameon runs down the aisle and slides into the ring.
Fubu jumps on him,
stomping away on him. Fubu lifts Dameon up and whips him
to the ropes. Dameon
bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. Dameon
turns around only
to get a pump kick to the jaw.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! Fubu knocked out a tooth with that kick!
Fubu lifts Dameon
up to his feet. Fubu with several right hands to the head,
then lifts him up
with a scoop and then drops him face first onto the top
turnbuckle. As Dameon
slowly gets up to his hands and knees, Fubu bounces off
the ropes and drives
his face into the mat with a fame-asser.
Fortune: Ohmigosh! He drove Dameon's face into the mat!
As Referee Donald
Fey is checking on Dameon, Fubu climbs up to the top
turnbuckle. Dameon
gets up to his feet. Fubu leaps off and levels him with a
top rope diving
clothesline.
Fortune: Fubu flying with the greatest of ease through the air!
Hunt: Air Fubu?!
Fubu lifts Dameon
up to his feet, grabs his head,runs with it,and drops him
with the...
Fortune: Brooklyn Bulldog! (running bulldog) This could do it!
1..2..
Fortune: Three! Fubu wins the match!
Running down the rampway,kendo stick in
hand,is "Lone Gunman" John
Taylor.Sliding quickly into the ring,he
swipes Fubu over the head,not
once,but twice with the kendo stick.Fubu
crashes to the mat in a
heap,forehead bleeding profusely.
Hunt: That's John Taylor getting revenge
on Fubu for his lost weeks past! Way
to go "Lone Gunman"!
Taylor stands over the unconscious Fubu
pointing down at him and telling
him,"Mind your damn business!!".Taylor
rolls out the ring as the crowd greets
him with boos and hisses.Fubu rolls out
of the ring with assistance from the
ref.
Hunt: Just great! Now here comes Magic! Is this the MXW?!
"Take a look around" by Limp Bizkit hits
as the fans go wild. Magic walks
out, making his way down to the ring with
microphone in hand. Magic rolls
into the ring and goes to the second turnbuckle
looking around with the
psychotic smile he usually has on.
He jumps down as the crowd starts to calm
down. Magic puts the mic up and
begins to speek.
Magic: Waz Up Vancouver?! *crowd
cheers* I haven't been having a good day
today, because I am about to anounce something
important. First off, I would
like to call out Crystal because she needs
to hear this too.
Hunt: Contain yourself,Kandi!
Kandi: I'm a professional,Alex! I'm not
about to leave my seat again.I'm a
lady! (under her breath)Unlike that slut
Crystal!
"I wana be bad" by Willa Ford plays as
the beautiful Crystal heads down to
the ring. Magic holds the ropes
down for her as she gets in. She waves to
the crows as they take pictures.
Crystal goes to get a mic and holds it
while Magic talks.
Magic: Well, Crystal, this is going
to be the most hardest thing I have ever
had to say. Um...um...um...
Crystal: Wait! I have something to tell you too. But you go first.
Magic: No! You go first.
Crystal: Well...
Magic: I think i should go first.
Crystal: Mine will only take a sec.
Magic and Crystal at the same time: I want a divorse!
The two stare at eachother for a few seconds then hug eachother.
Crystal: I'm glad you felt the same way!
Magic: Me too. Well, you will always be my friend.
Crystal: Yeah, I guess it was never ment to be.
Magic: Oh, I have a suprize for you. Smooth.
"Smooth Operator" by Sade plays as "Smooth
Operator" Billy Bond comes running
down to the ring. He slides in and
hugs Crystal, lifting her off her feet.
Magic shakes Billy's hand. Magic
and Crystal hug as Smooth and Crystal hold
hands.
Kandi: I think I'm going to be sick!
Magic: For my next suprize.
"Irrisistable" by Jessica Simpson plays
as a woman comes walking down to the
ring. Magic holds the ropes down
for her as she gets in the ring.
Magic: I want everybody to meet Steph.
Crystal looks at Magic then Steph.
She walks over to Stephand shakes her
hand as a big smile comes on all their
faces. Magic and Steph hug and walk
out of the ring. Smooth and Crystal
follow them into the back, both couples
holding hands. "I'm like a bird"
by Nelly Furtado plays as Magic and Crsytal
wave good bye at the entranceway.
The two take their seprate ways in the
back.
---MadDog vs. Big Country---
Fortune: Our next match will be MadDog against Big Country!
Morris: I hope the
newest member of the CHAOS THEORY (c) beats the crap out
of this SadDog!
Big Country makes
his way down to the ring to the tune of "Gangsta Party" by
Tupac, the arena
filling with fog. The fans boo the once fan favorite.
Country steps into
the ring over the top rope. He loosens up by pulling on
the ropes in the
corner.
MadDog runs down
the ramp and slides into the ring, eager to get his hands on
Country. Country
stomps on MadDog as he enters the ring.
Fortune: Big Country pounces on the newcomer to start off the match!
Country lifts Dog
up to his feet, landing thunderous knife edge chops to the
chest. Irish whip
by Country, reversed by Dog. Country bounces off the ropes.
Dog with a charging
clothesline takes down Country. Dog lifts Country back up
and shoves him into
the corner. In the corner, Dog fires off a rapid
succession of forearm
shots to the head. Irish whip by Dog sends Country
diagonally across
the ring to the opposite corner. Instead of hitting the
turnbuckle, Country
hops up onto the top turnbuckle and flips back with a
moonsault over a
charging Dog, landing behind him. Country hooks Dog with a
rear waistlock and
goes for a german suplex. But Dog flips out and lands on
his feet, unbeknownst
to Country.
Hunt: Turn around Big Country!
Dog is crouching
down low. As Country turns around, Dog nearly beheads him
with a Kobashi Lariat.
The fans erupt.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin
Andrea! How did Big Country's head stay on his shoulders
after that?
With the crowd behind
him, Dog lifts Country up to a kneeling position. Dog
then lands several
pinpoint martial arts kicks to the body and head of
Country. A final
stiff kick to the face drops Country down to the mat.
Fortune: What a decapitating kick!
Dog lifts Country
up to his feet. Dog with several right hands to the head
followed by an irish
whip. Country bounces off the ropes. Dog with a
roundhouse, but
Country ducks it. Country comes off the far ropes and nails
Dog with a spinning
heel kick to the face. Dog slowly gets up clutching his
mouth. Country charges
at Dog and clotheslines him, sending over the top rope
and out of the ring.
Fortune: Out goes MadDog!
With Dog on the arena
floor near the aisle, Country runs and bounces off the
far ropes for momentum.
Country runs towards the ropes, grabs the top rope
and slingshots himself
out of the ring, wiping out Dog with a slingshot
senton flip.
Hunt: Big Country learning some new flying tricks from the Theory!
Country gets up slowly
and lifts Dog up to his feet. Country grabs Dog by the
hair and slams his
face into the steel guard rail in the aisle. Country
hammers Dog with
right hands as the two are heading toward the backstage area.
Fortune: Where are they going?
In the backstage
area, Dog fights back with right hands to the head of
Country. He slams
Country's face into a nearby crate. Suddenly..
Hunt: Look! It's Chris Karnage! It's a setup!
CK blindsides Dog,
nailing him with a double axhandle to the back. CK and
Country then stomp
and pummel the newcomer. CK lifts Dog up to his feet.
Country with a jumping
back spin kick nails him in the face. CK then lifts up
Dog by the throat
and chokeslams him down onto the cold and unforgiving
concrete floor.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin
Andrea! This was a set up! Big Country led MadDog
backstage where
the CHAOS THEORY (c) are simply dismantling the newcomer!
The CHAOS THEORY (c) continue to stomp away on Dog, but out comes...
Fortune: "Firefly" Sho Murakame!
The Fairplay Enforcer
comes out with a kendo stick. Crack!!! FF with a wicked
kendo stick shot
to the head of Country. FF turns to CK around and starts
nailing him with
it.
Fortune: Thank goodness
for Firefly! If he didn't show up, MadDog may have
been finished for
good!
Hunt: That damn,Firefly! Mind your own business,you little punk!
---Wicked Ways vs. Magic---
Fortune: Up next
is the first match of Magic since he lost the
Lightheavyweight
title to Eric Montair at Deceit in a gruelling ladder match!
Hunt: As if Magic
has a chance against Wicked Ways! Speaking of
Deceit,Kandi,it
is now on sale at a local retail store near you! So if you
were too cheap to
pop for it on pay per view,here is you chance to pick it up
for only $19.99!
"Take A Look Around"
by Limp Bizkit plays as Magic,along with Steph,comes
down the rampway
to a huge face pop.He walks down the ramp waving and giving
high fives to the
crowd along the aisle.A fan's sign reads,"It's all so
Crystal clear now...Magic
is gay!!" Magic disregards the sign and slides into
the ring,awaiting
for his opponent.
The lights go on
out in the General Motors Palace and as they come back on
Wicked Ways is standing
at ringside,hands crossed over his massive chest
while Giggles/Wydler
is standing next to him.
Fortune: If ever there was a boogieman,it has to be Wicked Ways!
Hunt: The Boogieman is Wicked Ways bitch!
Ways steps into the
ring as a Ref Paulie Newman runs down to officate the
match. The bell
is rung and the match is underway. Magic moves in to lock up
with the massive
masked man. A collar and elbow tie up. But Ways just shoves
Magic down to the
mat.
Fortune: Wicked Ways is huge! He dwarfs Magic!
Magic gets up undaunted.
Magic moves in as if he was going to tie up, but
drops the big man
down chest first with a drop toe hold. With Ways down on
the mat, Magic quickly
moves in and applies a side headlock. But the big man
gets up to his feet
and pushes Magic off, shooting him into the ropes. Magic
bounces back. Ways
with a huge back body drop. Magic comes crashing down to
the mat.
Hunt: The power of Wicked Ways could solve California's power crisis!
Ways moves in and
lifts Magic up to his feet. Ways hammers down clubbing
forearms to the
back of Magic. Irish whip by Ways. Magic comes back off the
ropes and ducks
a Ways clothesline. Magic bounces off the far ropes and goes
for a cross body.
But the huge monster just catches him and drops straight
down with a dropping
powerslam.
Fortune: Wicked slam by Wicked Ways!
The fans boo the
masked man as he taunts the crowd, pointing at Magic on the
mat. Ways lifts
Magic up to his feet. Ways with a delayed vertical suplex,
slamming Magic's
back down hard to the mat. With Magic down, Ways bounces off
the ropes and drops
a huge legdrop across the throat. Ways makes a nonchalant
cover. But he doesn't
even get a one count.
Fortune: Ways should not be taking the Desert Storm so lightly!
Ways lifts Magic
back up to his feet. The big man lays in huge openhanded
chops to the chest
of his smaller opponent in the corner. Ways then whips
Magic diagonally
across the ring to the opposite corner. Magic, instead of
hitting the turnbuckle,
hops onto the top turnbuckle and then bounces back
with a flying back
elbow that catches Ways in the mouth.
Fortune: Nice counter by Magic!
With Ways staggered,
Magic bounces off the ropes for momentum and takes down
the big man with
a swinging neckbreaker. The fans pop loudly. With Ways down,
Magic grabs one
of the big man's leg and drives an elbow down to the inner
thigh. Magic then
locks in the figure four.
Fortune: Magic with
the figure four in the middle of the ring! If he can keep
it locked on, he
may just pull out the win!
Magic cinches in
the figure four in the middle of the ring, but with his long
arms, Ways reaches
out and grabs hold of the ropes for a rope break. Magic
honors the rules
and break the hold. Ways gets up slowly to his feet. Magic
moves in and lays
in several right hands to the head in the corner.
Fortune: Magic bringing the fury!
Hunt: It ain't over yet!
Magic with rapid
right hands, beating down the big man in the corner. But
wait! Ways grabs
Magic and tosses him into the corner now.Ways lays in
several huge chops
then drives several knee lifts into the midsection. Ways
whips Magic hard
into the opposite corner. Magic hits the turnbuckle hard.
Ways grabs Magic
and whips him again across the ring to the corner. Ways
charges in and flattens
Magic with a splash in the corner.
Hunt: Ouch! Magic got splattered!
Ways then wraps his
two large hands around the throat of Magic, lifts him out
of the corner, turns
and then slams Magic down with a sitdown doublehanded
chokeslam. Ways
with the cover. Ref Newman with the count.
Fortune:: This could do it!
1..2..
Fortune: No! Magic kicks out!
Giggles at ringside
yells to Ways to finish him off. Ways lifts Magic back up
to his feet. But
Magic fights back with punches to the midsection. Ways stops
the rally with a
rake to the eyes. Ways whips Magic to the ropes. Magic
bounces back. Ways
with a clothesline, but Magic ducks his large arm, gets
behind Ways, hops
onto his back and locks in a sleeper.
Fortune: Magic on Wicked Ways' back with the sleeper!
Hunt: Like an annoying little bug you can't swat!
The fans are on their
feet as Magic locks in the sleeper, hanging onto the
back of Ways in
the middle of the ring. Ways, using his large strength, turns
his back to the
turnbuckle. Ways walks backwards toward the turnbuckle,
trying to smash
Magic. But Magic gets off of the big man at the last moment.
Ways hits the turnbuckle
hard with his back. Magic moves in on the staggered
giant, kicks him
in the midsection and drops him on his head with a jumping
DDT.
Fortune: Magic with the cover!
1..2..
Fortune: No! Wicked Ways kicks out!
The fans are going
wild as Magic lifts Ways up to his feet. Magic with hard
right hands to the
head. Irish whip by Magic, reversal by Ways. Magic bounces
off the ropes and
ducks a clothesline. Magic bounces off the far ropes and
nails Ways with
a spear.
Fortune: What impact
on the spear! Listen to these fans! With the big man
down, Magic is going
up to the top rope!
With Ways down, Magic
leaps off the top turnbuckle and connects with a tope
atomico (senton
bomb). Magic makes the cover.
1..2..
Fortune: Giggles/Wylder
pulls Magic out of the ring by his leg! What the
hell?
Magic turns and knocks
down G/W with a big right hand. Magic gets up on the
apron. Ways gets
up and goes toward Magic. Magic with a shoulder to the gut
of Ways to stun
him. Magic slingshots into the ring and goes for a sunset
flip.
Fortune: Can Magic take down Wicked Ways?
The big man is still
up as Magic tries to take him down with the sunset flip.
G/W grabs a metal
chair and hands it to Ways as Ref Newman tries to stop him.
Ways drops down
and slams the chair into the face of Magic on the mat. But
Magic gives up on
the sunset flip and avoids the chair to the face. Both men
get up to their
feet. Magic with a dropkick knocks the chair out of Ways'
hand and out of
the ring. Magic with a flurry of right hands to the head of
the big man. Irish
whip by Magic, reversal by Ways. Magic bounces off the
ropes and ducks
a clothesline. Magic heads toward the far ropes, but when he
hits the ropes,
G/W with a chairshot to his back,unseen by the ref.
Fortune: Giggles/Wylder with the blatant interference!
Hunt: Hey,Paulie Newman didn't see it!
With Magic down with
the chairshot, Ways lifts up Magic and drops him with
the…
Fortune: Wicked Way!
(Muscle Buster, Elevated cradle neckbreaker) The cover
by Wicked Ways!
Man what a scam!
1..2…
Fortune: Three! Wicked
Ways wins the match, with the assist from his
associate!
Hunt: Like Hannibal said on the A-Team,
"I love it when a plan comes
together!"
Giggles/Wylder and Fox get into the ring.
Fox Giovanni directs traffic as the
pair beat down on Magic.
Fortune: What is the meaning of this? The
match is over! What is left to
prove?
Hunt: This is the beginning of the end!
Got to make an example of that
punk,Magic!
G/W stomps away on Magic then lifts him
up and tosses him to Ways. Ways grabs
him by the throat and slams him down hard
with a vicious chokeslam.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! This is uncalled for!
Giggle/Wylder then locks in his Smiley
Face (crossface) as Ways holds up his
arms to the booing fans. Suddenly…
Fortune: Here comes Firefly and the "Smooth Operator"!
Hunt: Nosy nosy! Why don’t
they mind their own business?!? Smooth should be
busy with Crystal! I know I would be!
Fortune: They could not stand idly by as this bad company abuses its power!
Smooth slides into the ring and stomps
on G/W to break up the Smiley Face.
Firefly, with his kendo stick, whacks
Wicked Ways in the head with it. A
panicked Fox waves toward the backstage
area for help.
Fortune: Fox is calling for backup! Who
will it be? No! It's the newest
recruit to the GZW,Majick!
Hunt: The new kid on the block! His idol is Firefly!
The fans erupt as the exciting GZW star
runs down to the ring. Majick slides
into the ring as Smooth and FF have G/W
and Ways reeling. Smooth turns to
Majick…
Fortune: Majick with a spin kick to the
face of Billy Bond?!? What the hell?
No!
FF turns to Majick. But Ways levels the
Fairplay Enforcer from behind with a
clothesline. The trio of G/W, Majick and
Wicked Ways then stomp away on
Smooth and Firefly.
Fortune: I can’t believe this! Has Majick joined this bad company?!?
Hunt: Seems that way! He knows to join the winning team!
Majick lifts up Magic and drops him on
his head with a michinoku driver. G/W
then moves in and rips at the face of
the fallen Smooth. Meanwhile, Ways
lifts Firefly high up in the air and slams
him down with a wicked powerbomb.
Fortune: Billy Bond and Sho Murakame are getting decimated!
As the fan favorites are laid out in the
ring, Fox Giovanni points to the
trio.
Fortune: Ohmigosh…if
this is what we can expect from this group, the GZW is
in big, big trouble!
---Backstage---
The team of Ragin' Cajun and Bayou Billy,
also known as Cajun Effect,the Tag
Team Champions, are getting a drink from
the catering table backstage.
Suddenly...
Fortune: It's Endangered Species with their metal bats!
Elijah Threatt nails Cajun in the back
with the bat as Joseph "Lost Soul"
Synger blindsides Billy with a shot to
the head. Threatt and Synger each
lift up one man in a powerbomb position.
Fortune: Oh no!
Hunt: Oh yes!
Fortune: Endangered Species powerbomb Cajun
Effect through the catering
tables! My goodness! What a tragedy!
Hunt: I know! I was looking forward to
digging in to those sandwiches after
the show! Damn those Cajun boys for getting
powerbombed through the catering
tables!
The officials come to check on Ragin' Cajun
and Bayou Billy. But they are too
late as the two men are laid out on the
concrete floor. Endangered Species
walk away, wicked smirks on their faces.
---Union Jack vs. ??? (President's choice)---
"Troublesome" by
the late great Tupac Shakur bumps out of the General Motors
Palace PA system
as the crowd erupts and rises to their feet in anticipation
of the President
of GroundZero Wrestling 2K1.President Edmonson steps onto
the entranceway
dressed in a Nike warmup jogging suit due to the fact of his
Pimp's blood on
his Armani suit from earlier.He makes his way down the
rampway as the fans
are going wild with excitement.A fan's sign reads,"Union
Jack can just go
Jack Off!!"
Hunt: Well,if it
isn't our high and mighty President! Here to keep everyone
down unless your
his friend or ex stablemate!
Fortune: What?! Union
Jack was his ex stablemate and he hasn't received any
favors!
Hunt: Exactly my point,Kandi! Tate is keeping Union Jack down here in the GZW!
Fortune: Shuttup!
Tate: (inside the
ring) Let's get to the point! Jack,get your English ass out
here right now!
Tate looks to the
entranceway as "The Menace" Union Jack,dressed in his
wrestling gear,steps
out.He looks very focused and ready.The crowd erupts
with a loud heel
pop but UJ pays them no mind at all.
Tate: You think you
can bully me,Jack? You think you can walk into my fed and
boss me around?Dammit,Jack,I
am Bad Company!! Have you forgot that? (the
crowd pops) You
think by throwin' my friend,Pimp,through a glass window that
you will scare me
into submission?You want to fight tonight,well,Jack,I'm
goin' to give you
a damn worthy opponent.
Union Jack stands
at the top of the entranceway,arms across his chest,not
impressed by Tate's
outburst.
Tate: You,Jack,are
goin' to face off with the Intercontinental Champion and
Entertainment Franchise
of GZW,Nathaniel Davis!!
The crowd explodes
in cheers hearing the name of their favorite good guy.UJ
just stands their
smiling evilly,as if expecting something.The Zero-Tron
fuzzes to life as
the image of Nathaniel Davis appears.He is sitting in what
seems to be his
living room.He is dressed in a black t-shirt and shorts.
Davis: Wasup,Vancouver?Sorry
that I can't be there to entertain you but due
to whatever idiot
at the Booking Committee leavin' me out of the show,I
decided not to make
the trip to Canada.Hey,Prez,sorry man,but this is one
fight you got to
get someone else to do your dirty work.I'll see yall when
you get back to
the States!
The Zero-Tron fades
to black as the fans are in shock and Tate looks on in
amazement.UJ begins
to slowly walk down the rampway.
Fortune: What just happen here?
Hunt: Looks like it's "gonna be Trouble,Trouble" for President Edmonson!
As UJ gets closer to the ring...
Fortune: It's GZW Heavyweight Champion,T-Rex!
Hunt: Shouldn't he be getting ready for his loss to Sincere?!
T-Rex bolts past
UJ and slides into the ring,standing next to Tate.the crowd
erupts again.UJ
pauses at the foot of the ring.Fubu,Little Show,Cravin
Morehead and "The
Icon" Alex Stone rush down the rampway past UJ and slide
into the ring next
to Tate and T-Rex.
Fortune: A show of stability by the GZW fan favorites for our President!
Hunt: Big deal! Take them all out Union Jack!
Union Jack,realizing
the odds against him,walks backward up the rampway.The
entire time never
taking his eyes off Tate.He points to the Prez and
mouths,"It's not
over yet!"
---Backstage---
The unsigned wrestler known as Vic Venom
is walking through the backstage
area,dressed in jeans and a tanktop.He
is carrying his gym bag over his
shoulder,shaking the staffs hands.
Vic Venom: Well i am out of this fed...it
sucks...so ill see you all as i
kick ass in the NCw...if any of you all
wanna follow go ahead...peace
out...hope you do better tate?
Not watching where he is walking,Vic Venom
bumps square into an already irate
and pissed off Union Jack.UJ grabs the
nobody wrestler by the collar and
throws him into a wall.UJ then commences
to punch and stomp away on Vic
Venom.UJ lifts Venom up and delivers his
Jackhammer(double hook face slam)
onto the concrete floor.Officials rush
to push UJ away but UJ steps away from
him,looking down upon him.
UJ: Now who fuckin' sucks?!
UJ spits on the bleeding and unconscious man before he turns and walks off.
---Handicap Match:
"Smooth Operator" Billy Bond and Sho "Firefly" Murakame
vs. Little Show---
Fortune: What a show
we have had so far,Alex! And we have already two of the
next wrestlers once
tonight!
Hunt: Yeah,Smooth
and Firefly have already been totally whooped by
Giggles/Wylder and
the monster known as Wicked Ways!
Fortune: Well,out
next we have a handicap match but I'm getting word from the
back that Firefly
and Smooth will not be able to compete in this match as
both men,along with
Magic,has been rushed to the local hospital!
Hunt:That's what
they get for being so damn nosy,Kandi! People always get
what they deserve!
"My Way" by Limp
Bizkit hits and Little Show steps onto the
entranceway,microphone
in hand.The crowd gives out a good cheer for the up
and coming superstar.
Hunt: Does this crowd
not remember that not too long ago that this little
idiot smelled like
bologna? That worldwide fans were calling him "Porkchop"?!
Fortune: Things change,Alex!
Just like we are no longer with the EWO,Little
Show has won the
hearts of the fans!
Little Show: (standing
on the entranceway) How are you guys doing
tonight,Vancouver?
(crowd cheap pops) Well,as you might have heard since my
opponents won't
be able to face me tonight,I have been given the match as a
forfeit.But I don't
play that way people.I was going to face two of the
greatest wrestlers
in the GZW and we were going to put on one hell of a show.
Hunt: What is Bologna Boy talking about?
Little Show:
So instead of giving me the win by forfeit,this match should be
declared a no contest.I
will not accept a win like this.I am too honorable
for that.
The crowd explodes
in cheer as Little Show holds up his arms acknowledging
the Canadian crowd.From
behind him out runs Cracker Jack and Sic
Klown,knocking the
fan favorite to the ground.They immediately begin to stomp
away on Liittle
Show.
Fortune: Why in the
world is Faithful $yn jumping Little Show? This is
uncalled for!
Hunt: Because they
are down with Eric Montair! The are making sure that no
one gets near the
LightHeavyweight Champion!
Referees and officials
get to the entranceway and separate the two men from
attacking the downed
Little Show.Cracker Jack and Sic Klown raise their arms
in victory as they
move to the back.Shortly after Fubu comes from backstage
and checks on Little
Show.
---Commercial Break---
Thursday Travesty 28 June 2001.The event
to crown the first ever GroundZero
Wrestling 2K1 Television Champion.A tournament
which will stretch four weeks
to find the man that will represent the
GZW on broadcast television.
1st round match ups
1. "Last Man Standing" Cravin Morehead vs Big Country
2. "Lone Gunman" John Taylor vs Giggles/Wylder
3. Sic Klown vs "The Desert Storm" Magic
4. Eddie Henchman vs Cracker Jack
5. Samuel Knight vs Soul Shaker
6. Chris "CK" Karnage vs Dameon
7. Little Show vs Stuart "Touched By Greatness" Randle
8. Union Jack vs Majick
****card
subject to change***
---LightHeavyweight Title: "Lone Gunman" John Taylor vs. Eric Montair---
The arena is filled
with many different people, short people, fat people,
smart people, beutiful
people... There all awaiting for the next match. Most
of them chanting
the names of EWO wrestlers, most of them with signs
representing there
favorite teams, champions... Suddenly the lights totaly
black out, and the
arena drops silent. The EWO-tron flicker on and the same
two blue flames
appera across the screen. A voice can be heard...
Tonight your eye
is utter black
and we have moved
through worlds
of ice to reach
this frozen gaze
and go
beyond the spectrum
of our days
For this we drained
dreams
of their red miracles
and seeds
and rode the moving
icebergs
of our dead and
splendid bones
Listen, the marrow
whispers
now the black blood
answers
now the black mind
sees.
We stole the colors
of the world
the blue royal,
unreal seas,
the blood that writes
the name
of night between
the sun and sun
The green of days
between
the night and night,
and took
this stolen spectrum
far away
to crush it utter
black
We have misplaced
our darkness, and
on such a time,
which feels so right
we are the victims
of something beautiful
and multi-colored,
as the night...
The EWO-Tron shuts
off but, Wait and Bleed (Heavier Remix) by Slipknot
blasts over the
PA and we see the blue falme eyes make there way down the
runway. The lights
flicker on as Cracker Jack, Sic Klown and EZ Money step
into the ring. Cracker
stand in the middle arms crossed, face emotionless,
regardless of the
flaming eyes he appears empty. Sic Klown is taunting the
crowd from the top
rope. EZ calls for the mic. An official toss' him one...
EZ: Frst off, hello
Vancouver. Long time no see for myself. Having been a BC
native... Second
no, I'm not hear to rant about you. But really is it
coincidence I have
come to this ring only to start a new. Maybe or maybe your
not all wondering
about these men with me in this ring. First off this is our
"little poet" Sic
Klown...
The camera zooms
in on Sic Klown, he is dressed in a black EWO shirst reading
"Feeling Sick?"
and on the back: "I'm the cure!". Besides that he has black
cargo shorts and
aother black mask covering all of his face, except slits for
his eyes, nostrils
and mouth. EZ toss' him the mic.
Sic: Nightfall has
dropped upon us. the sin has risen from the ashes of
another corpse.
Sic throws the mic to EZ who the speaks again...
EZ: And finaly the "Fire Eyes" of this team, Cracker Jack.
The camera zooms
in on Cracker Jack, standing tall straight back. He is
wearing black karate
pants, covered in japonese symobls. His feet and arms
are wrapped in white
tape. his white hair is folded over his face and tied in
a pony tail in the
back of his head. Anoher think notcible is the fact he is
completly covered
in tattos resembling japonese symbols, all over his body
and face. Ez attempts
to toss him a mic but it dflects off his enormous arms.
EZ stands there
and calls for another one...
EZ: right Jack doesn't
need to talk much! And let me not forget to
re-introdeuce myself.
I am Eric Montair! I have dropped the money act, for
this has nothing
to do with it. I am now all about the sin.... Faitful $yN!
Wait and Bleed (Heavier
Remix) by Slipknot plays over the PA as the newly
fromed Faitful $yN
exits the ring...
Hunt: Here comes the "Lone Gunman" John Taylor! I think I like his style!
Referee Patricia
Albertson calls for the bell. The two men lock up. Gunman
drops down to his
knees and takes down Eric with a fireman's carry. Eric
Montair gets back
up to his feet. Gunman with an armdrag takes down the
champ. Gunman lifts
Eric up to his feet. Irish whip by Gunman, reversal by
Eric. Gunman bounces
off the ropes. Eric with a hiptoss takes down the
challenger. Gunman
gets up to his feet. Eric moves in and applies a side
headlock. Eric grinds
the headlock in. Gunman gets out of it by pushing Eric
off and shooting
into the ropes. Eric bounces off the ropes and slides under
and between the
legs of Gunman. Gunman turns around to face Eric. Eric
charges with a clothesline
that levels the challenger.
Fortune: The Champ nearly beheads Lone Gunman with the clothesline!
Eric lifts Gunman
up and takes him down with a snap suplex. With Gunman on
the mat, Eric bounces
off the ropes and drops a quick legdrop across the
throat. Gunman winces
at the sight. Eric with the cover, but Gunman kicks out
at one. Eric lifts
Gunman up to his feet and hammers him with right hands.
Irish whip by Eric.
Reversal by Gunman. Eric bounces off the ropes. Gunman
with a scoop up,
but Eric floats over and lands behind Gunman. Eric hooks
Gunman by the waist
for a belly to back, but Gunman flips out of it and lands
on his feet behind
Eric. Eric turns around and charges at Gunman with a
clothesline. Gunman
ducks the clothesline. Eric Montair turns around to face
Gunman. Gunman with
a dropkick that sends the LightHeavyweight Champ flying
over the top rope
and out of the ring.
Fortune: Out goes Eric Montair!
As Eric gets up slowly
on the floor, Gunman runs toward the ropes and knocks
down the champ with
a baseball slide to the face. Gunman then gets on the
apron as Eric gets
up to his feet. Gunman hops onto the middle rope and flips
back, wiping out
Eric with an asai moonsault.
Fortune: Nice move by Lone Gunman!
Gunman lifts up Eric
by the hair as the fans are still buzzing after the
moonsault. Gunman
rolls Eric into the ring. Gunman gets up onto the apron.
But before the challenger
can get back in, Eric gets back up to his feet.
Eric charges at
Gunman with a shoulder block that knocks Gunman off the apron
and sends him crashing
into the steel guard rail.
Fortune: Down goes Lone Gunman!
Gunman gets up to
his feet, shaking the cobwebs out of his head. Eric runs
toward the ropes
and dives out through the ropes and takes out Gunman with a
suicide dive.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin
Andrea! What a high risk move by the LightHeavyweight
Champ!
Hunt: Every since
Eric Montair turned his back on these fans,he has been
nothing but complete
chaos! I might have to start calling him "C-Square"!
Both men get up slowly
at ringside. The fans are on their feet, appreciative
of the effort shown
by both competitors. Eric gets up first to his feet. He
lifts Gunman up
to his feet and hammers him with stiff right hands. Eric
rolls Gunman into
the ring. Eric gets into the ring as well. Eric hammers
Gunman in the corner
with rapid right hands to the head. The LightHeavyweight
Champ then goes
for an irish whip, but it is reversed by Gunman. Eric is sent
diagonally across
the ring to the opposite corner. Gunman charges in. Eric
gets a boot up,
catching Gunman in the face. Gunman staggers back a few
steps, holding his
face. Eric charges out of the corner, but Gunman catches
him and drops him
across his knee with a tiltawhirl backbreaker.
Fortune: What a counter
by John Taylor! The cover! We could have a new
champion!
1..2..
Hunt: Kick out by Eric Montair!
Gunman lifts Eric
up to his feet. Gunman with a backbreaker across the knee
to work on the back.
Eric gets up slowly, holding his back. Gunman moves in,
kicking Eric in
the midsection. Irish whip by Gunman. Eric bounces off the
ropes and ducks
a Gunman clothesline. Eric bounces off the far ropes, but the
challenger catches
him and slams him down hard with a powerslam. Gunman gets
back up to his feet.
Fortune: John Taylor
is going for a boston crab! This might force Montair to
give up as his back
has been taking a pounding!
Gunman grabs Eric's
legs and tries to turn him. But Eric is fighting it, not
allowing Gunman
to turn him over.
Fortune: Eric Montair is not going to go quietly! Taylor can't turn him over!
Hunt: C-Square is
acting like some of those girls downtown! He just won't
roll over and call
him daddy!
Fortune: What?!?
Hunt: Um...nevermind.
Unable to get Eric
over, Gunman instead leans back and catapults Eric to the
corner. The LightHeavyweight
champ hits the turnbuckle hard and stumbles
back. Gunman hooks
Eric from behind and drops him down with a high angle
belly to back suplex.
The cover by Gunman.
1..2..
Fortune: No! Montair
gets a shoulder up in the nick of time! What heart shown
by the LightHeavyweight
Champ!
Gunman lifts Eric
up and sits him up on the top turnbuckle, going for a
superplex. Gunman
goes up to the top turnbuckle as well. But the Champion
fights back with
right hands to the midsection, then the head. Gunman falls
off the turnbuckle,
but lands on his feet on the mat. Eric then quickly
capitalizes by leaping
off the turnbuckle, flipping forward, hooking Gunman's
head and dropping
him with a flipping neckbreaker (Buff's Blockbuster).
Fortune: Holy Jazmin
Andrea! The Champ pulled that shocking move out of
nowhere to change
the momentum of the match!
Hunt: I'm telling
you,Eric "Complete Chaos" Montair,is the man! Forget that
EZ Money gimmick!
Both men get up slowly
to their feet as the fans are cheering wildly. Eric
with a few punches
to the head of Gunman. Irish whip by Eric, reversed by
Gunman. Eric bounces
off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. Gunman turns
around. Eric quickly
kicks Gunman in the stomach and drives the challenger's
head into the mat
with a DDT. Eric lifts Gunman up to his feet, hooks his
head, lifts him
vertically, then drops him on his head with a...
Fortune: Screwdriver! That could do it! Eric Montair with the cover!
1..2...
Fortune: No! "Lone Gunman" John Taylor kicked out! Can you believe it?
Hunt: Man! Just like
when I see the fine women of the GZW, just can't keep it
down!
Fortune: Alex! This is a family show!
Eric cannot believe
that Gunman kicked out. Eric lifts Gunman up and gets
behind him. Eric
is standing behind Gunman and goes to hook his head, but
Gunman fights back
with a back elbow to the mouth of Eric. Eric is stunned,
holding his mouth.
Gunman runs and bounces off the ropes for momentum. Eric
charges at him with
a knee lift, but Gunman dives over the kneelift, ends up
behind Eric Montair
and rolls up with a school boy pin.
Fortune: Gunman with the roll up!
1..2..
Fortune: Montair with the kick out! So close!
Gunman looks to the
crowd. He lifts Eric up, kicks him in the midsection.
With Eric's head
in a standing headscissors, Gunman lifts up Eric in the air.
Gunman has Eric
up under his armpits. But the champ slides off and lands
behind Gunman, back
to back. The two men turn to face each other. Gunman
swings wildly going
for a clothesline. Eric ducks it. The momentum of
Gunman's clothesline
turns his back to Eric. Eric grabs Gunman by the waist
and lifts him up
for a belly to back, but Gunman flips out of it and lands on
his feet behind
Eric. Eric turns around. Gunman scoops up Eric for a slam,
but Eric floats
over and lands behind Gunman. Eric then quickly hooks
Gunman's head from
behind in an inverted facelock, twists his body as well as
Gunman's, thus dropping
Lone Gunman in a inverted...
Fortune: Cashflow DDT! The cover by Eric Montair!
1..2..
Fortune: Three! Eric
Montair retains the GZW LightHeavyweight Title in what
was a fantastic
match!
Hunt: The "Complete Chaos" is my man from now on!
---World Heavyweight Championship: Sincere vs. T-Rex---
Fortune: It's time
for the big one. The GZW World Champion T-Rex faces quite
possibly the most
dangerous man in the GZW, Sincere!
Hunt: Dangerous?
You better believe it! Any man who leads a group called the
CHAOS THEORY (c)
must be dangerous!
The lights go out
in the arena. Suddenly as the lights go on, Sincere stands
tall in the ring.
Fortune: I wonder how he did that?
Hunt: Forces beyond even Miss Cleo's understanding!
Sincere, leader of
the CHAOS THEORY (c) stands in the center of the ring. The
crowd boos, and
hisses. He ignores them all looking for his opponent,
waiting...
T-Rex's music "Midwest
Swing" by the St.Lunatics hits as the stage is lit
from behind by a
huge white light. The crowd jumps to their feet, cheering,
chanting, waiting
for their champ.
T-Rex's shadow emerges
from within the light. Moving forward, the light dims
and the crowd screams
louder than before. Wearing the title belt proudly
around his waist
T-Rex advances toward his waiting adversary. Never breaking
eye contact.
Fortune: T-Rex is ready!
Hunt: Oh boy. Let me guess, he has that "eye of the tiger" thing?
T-Rex climbs into
the ring and walks right up to Sincere. Face to Face,
Sincere screams
at the champ, taunting, motioning for the belt. T-Rex just
stares, hands the
belt to the ref, who holds it up for the crowd to see.
T-Rex smiles in
Sincere's face. Sincere pushes the champ away... Referee
Richard Dark calls
for the bell.
Fortune: It's on!
The two men meet
in the center of the ring in a clench. Neither men gain the
advantage and break
their hold.
Another clench...nothing
Another Clench...nothing
Fortune: Both of
these men have studied their opponents so well neither one
is gaining the advantage!
Hunt: They are like
two big bulls! Except T-Rex is the one that reeks of
bullcrap!
Another clench, this
time Sincere falls backwards, not breaking his hold on
T-Rex. This flips
Rex over the falling Sincere. Sincere quiclky gets up and
presses in on Rex
who stands up by the ropes.
Sincere brings down
three successive chops across the chest of the champ.
Sincere goes for
the fourth but Rex blocks it, Rex brings down a chop of his
own. Another one
staggers Sincere back a step, SLAP! Both men are at the
center of the ring
SLAP! Sincere is
forced back by another ear splitting blow.
Sincere turns and
runs to the ropes, comes off them and returns with speed
for a clothesline.
Rex ducks and goes to the rope himself. Both men charge at
each other with
the added momentum of the ropes.
Rex with a clothesline
attempt and Sincere ducks...they get to the
ropes...Sincere
on the return trip but Rex has held onto the ropes.Sincere
barrels in but Rex
ducks and flips Sincere out of the ring with a back body
drop. The crowd
pops as the Jade Dragon lands hard onto the floor. Sincere is
incensed. His rage
clearly shows on his face, he paces like a caged animal.
Fortune: Sincere is furious!
Hunt: Hey, if you call yourself a Jade Dragon, you have an image to maintain!
Rex in the ring, steps to the edge of the ring and....
Fortune: Would you
look at this, the champ is actually holding the ropes for
Sincere!
Hunt: That's the
problem with T-Rex, he is too much of a boyscout for his own
good!
The crowd is quiet,
some not believing what is going on. Sincere flashes an
obsecene gesture
at Rex and goes to the ring steps instead to come back into
the ring.Rex waits
in the center of the ring for Rex.Sincere charges in at
Rex, with a spear
type tackle aimed at Rex's knee.
Fortune: That would have taken down an elephant,but T-Rex is still standing!
Sincere tries to
sweep the leg out and drop the champ. Rex shakes Sincere off
and pushes him away.
Not wanting to lose the speed, Sincere comes back off
the rope and goes
airborne with a high cross body. This brings both men to
the mat and Sincere
a pinning combination.Count by Ref Dark.
1..Kick out by Rex.
Sincere capitalizes
on his grounded opponent. Elbow drop to the chest,
another to the knee,
another...Rex rolls out of the way of the fourth elbow
and Sincere finds
just canvas.
Fortune: No one home!
Rex quick to his
feet hooks Sincere in a belly to back. Rex comes in with a
falling knee drop
into Sncere's chest. He grabs Sincere by the hair and gets
him back to a vertical
position. Rex picks Sincere up and drops him in an
overhead bodyslam
the leaves Sincere stunned.
HUnt: There he is
you idiot! Pin him pin him. Not the sharpest tool in the
shed, is he?
Rex waits for Sincere
to stand and regain himself. Sincere rolls into the
corner to regain
his feet. Rex charges in with a spear that shakes Sincere
like a rag doll
in the corner. Rex backs away. The crowd cheers "Extinction
Extinction Extinction"
Hunt: Oh yippee. Extinction..Extinction!
Rex hooks a belly
to belly suplex and brings Sincere down into the center of
the mat. Rex with
the cover.Ref Dark with the count.
1..kick out!
Rex brings Sincere
back to a standing postition. Sincere fights back with a
flurry of lefts
and rights that back the champ up into the ropes. Sincere
grabs Rex and takes
a running step, dropping the champ in a bulldog.
Hunt: Ha! Talk about rugburn...that was canvas burn!
Sincere quickly picks
up Rex and drops him in a snap DDT. He points to the
champ at his feet
"Now is the time of redemption"
Hunt: Yeah, I wanna see some redemption too!
Sincere reaches down
and stands Rex up just before he whips him hard into the
corner turnbuckle.
This time it is Sincere with the belly to belly. He whips
Rex into the corner,
shaking the ringpost. Sincere charges in with a
clothesline that
would normally break people's necks. With a hip toss,
Sincere flings Rex
out of the corner.
Fortune: Sincere's power and strength is unbelievable!
Hunt: Let me guess...off the charts?
Sincere can smell
blood and measures an elbow across the throat. He stands
Rex up and slaps
him into an abdominal stretch.
Fortune: Oh no! Sincere trying to aggravate the back of the Champ!
Hunt: Stretch him till he is a foot taller,Sincere! Hehee!
The crowd starts
clapping, stomping their feet. Rex responds to the movement,
starts to pump his
arms. Sincere will have none of that. He cinches down the
hold. Rex tries
again to use the energy of the crowd. Sincere tightens the
hold. Rex gets his
arms pumping, fighting the pain...
Fortune: Oh no! Here come Sincere's CHAOS THEORY (c) !
Hunt: I'm sure they
are just coming to watch, after all Sincere has the champ
right where he wants
him!
Fortune: Yeah, right!
Big Country and Stuart
Randle run to the ringside. The ref sees them as
Randle climbs the
apron and goes to intercept. Country comes into the ring
and delivers several
punches to the exposed midsection of the champ. Sincere
applies more pressure.
Randle grabs Ref Dark by the hair.
The ref pushes Randle
off the apron and sees Big Country talking smack to the
still stretched
Rex. Richard Dark orders him out of the ring. Sincere finally
releases the stretch
and drops Rex to the ground at his feet. He rolls Rex
over, goes for the
cover but...
Fortune: Senior Referee
Richard Dark won't count! What is going on? Do we
finally have a ref
that has brains?
Hunt: Hey do your job! Count! Count!
The ref motions that
he won't make the count. Sincere rises to his feet and
gets in the Dark's
face. The ref pushes Sincere back and rolls out of the
ring to the official's
table.
Herbert Torres: (ring
announcer) " Ladies and Gentlemen, Senior Referee
Richard Dark has
declared that Big Country and Stuart Randle must leave the
ringside area or
Sincere will be disqualified"
Fortune: There's some justice!
Hunt: Since when did wrestling refs grow balls?!?
The crowd cheers
their approval. Country and Randle are not happy, Sincere
however is calm
and motions for him men to leave. Reluctantly, they do but
not before giving
a nod to their leader.
Herbert Torres: "Also,
to ensure that there will be no further interruptions,
Richard Dark has
ruled that a cage be lowered to prevent further involvment!"
Fortune: Can you
believe this,Alex? Where in the world did that cage come
from? It is good
to see a ref taking responsibility for a change!"
Hunt: He was probably
paid off by T-Rex. Or maybe he doesn't want to break
his little son or
daughter's heart by having their hero lose? Or maybe, he
knows that if Sincere
becomes champ, the GZW will sure to fall under the
control of the CHAOS
THEORY (c)!
Fortune: The champ would never buy off an official...
Hunt: I would...
Fortune: Fortunately, you're not the champ.
Hunt: Hey if this was the old WCW, I could be!
As the cage comes
down around the ring, Sincere protests to Richard Dark, the
crowd and the officials.
The ref will hear nothing of it. He warns Sincere
that it is either
this or a DQ...which would he prefer?
Rex during this
time has had a chance to recouperate. He works the kinks out
of his body and
waves his arms above his head. "Extinction! Extinction!
Extinction!" the
crowd roars...Rex feeds off this noise. He approaches
Sincere from behind.
Sincere turns around
just as Rex lands a chop that staggers him back. Sincere
reels back into
the ropes. Rex whips Sincere to the other ropes...on the way
back Sincere avoids
a powerslam with a dropkick that sends Rex down with a
loud crash. Sincere
grabs Rex's legs, spreads them wide...
Hunt: Make a wish...
And drops an elbow
in the lower extremites of Rex. Sincere turns from the
stunned champ and
taunts the crowd. The crowd boos and chants for their
champ. As Sincere
walks around the ring, proclaiming himself as champ, Rex
stands.
Fortune: It's not over yet, Sincere!
Sincere sees Rex
standing and charges in. Rex catches him in a powerslam that
bounces the ring.
Rex is quick to his feet, waiting for Sincere to make
another move. Both
men charge in and hit each other with a clothesline that
drops both men.
Fortune: Both men go down!
Both men roll away
and regain their feet at the same time. Rex calls for the
test of strength...the
crowd goes wild. Sincere approaches cautiously, and
they lock in the
hold.
They stand perfectly
still for the longest time. Then Sincere starts to push
Rex back. The crowd
fuels Rex and he pushes back forcing Sincere to drop to a
knee. Sincere fights
his way up to both feet.
Hunt: You can't stop evil! You can only hope to contain it!
Fortune: Watching Sportscenter I see...
Big Country and Randle
return. Country is carrying a very frightened young
woman in his huge
arms. Randle looks at her like a hungry lion. Richard Dark
sees them coming,
a look of shock and alarm on his face.
Fortune: What the hell is this all about?
Sincere takes the
opportunity to kick Rex in the gut and break the clench. A
quick DDT brings
Rex to the floor. The noise of the fall brings Ref Dark back
into the action.
Sincere jumps on Rex's back and slaps on a sleeper hold. Rex
fights the hold.
The ref, looking confused and concerned, checks for the tap
out.
Hunt: Check his damn hand! Damn, refs these days!
Rex gets his knees
about him, and starts a war dance. Sincere tries to keep
the hold in place
but Rex fights out of it with elbows to Sincere's gut. Rex,
free of the hold
starts dancing around the ring. Sincere grabs the ref by the
collar and says
someting to him, he points to the girl in Countrys clutches.
As he points Country
grins and Randle steps forward to lick the girls face.
Fortune: EEEwwwwyyuuuukkkk
Hunt: I think Randle likes her!
Fortune: Who is that woman?
Rex and Sincere clash,
rights, lefts, Rex gains the advantage. Whips Sincere
off the ropes and
brings him up and back with a spinning backbreaker. He goes
for the cover.
Senior Referee Richard Dark in position
1..
2..kickout by Sincere.
Fortune: So close!
Rex lifts Sincere
up to his feet. Whip by Rex, reversal by Sincere. Rex comes
off the ropes and
Sincere catches him with a powerslam. Sincere goes for the
pin
1..
2.. Kickout!
Fortune: Sincere is pissed now! Look at the veins bulging!
Sincere is not pleased.
He picks Rex up hauls him over to the turnbuckle. He
sets Rex up on the
turnbuckle. Sincere goes up as well, hooks his waist and
drops Rex with the...
Fortune: Chaosbringer (off the top turnbuckle belly to belly suplex)!
Hunt: Party's over now!
Rex crashes down
onto the mat. Sincere stands triumphant. He stomps Rex and
again motions for
the belt. Rex rolls to his side. Sincere drives a knee into
the champs back.Sincere
calls Dark over and points to the CHAOS THEORY (c)
and their guest
outside the ring then motions for the count.
Richard Dark looks
fearful. Sincere with the cover
1..
2..
Fortune: T-Rex has kicked out of the Chaosbringer!
The crowd cheers with an ear piercing scream.
Fortune: Listen to these fans!
Hunt: What? Are the Backstreet Boys in the house?
Sincere motions to
Big Country and Country nods and lifts the girl up into a
choke slam position...
Fortune: What is up with the Theory and this girl?
Hunt: Don't know..but she's cute!
Sincere goes to lifts
up Rex, but the champ fights back with elbows to the
midsection. A knee
to the gut of Rex by Sincere cuts off that rally. Sincere
whips Rex to the
ropes. Sincere goes to scoop up the World Champ, but Rex
floats over. Sincere
turns around and gets clotheslined.
Fortune: T-Rex is not done yet!
Rex grabs Sincere's
legs, setting him up for the catapult. Rex sails him
through the air
into the turnbuckle.
Fortune: HOLY JAZMIN ANDREA! The strength behind that blow was inhuman!
Rex grabs Sincere, but Sincere hooks a small package rollup!!
123
Fortune: NO! NO!
The ref with a quick count has given Sincere the title! Who
is that woman? What
did Sincere say to Richard Dark?1
Hunt: That count was legit! You know it!
Rex jumps to his
feet, shocked. Sincere rolls out of the ring and is meet at
the door of the
cage by Country and Randle. Hands raised in victory, Sincere
emerges out of the
cage.
Herbert Torres: "Here
is your winner and NEW Heavyweight Champion of the
world...SINCERE!!"
The crowd can't believe
it, in shocked silence they watch Sincere yank the
belt from the offical.
The girl runs to the ring and hugs Richard Dark
crying. Rex still
doesn't know what was going on. Richard Dark starts
apologizing to Rex,
trying to explain.
Meanwhile, Sincere
and the Theory walk up the ramp. The whole time taunting
the crowd and pointing
to the belt that is now in the possession of Sincere...
Fortune: In all my
years, I have not seen anything as like this! As Stan from
South Park would
say, "This is some seriously *ucked up $hit!"
Hunt: Boo hoo. The
reign of T-Rex is over! The golden era of the GZW is yet
to come with Sincere
as our champion!
Fortune: This has
been an eventful evening fans. Thank you for joining us and
goodnight!
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