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Presents:

 

 

 

 

Fallout:Zero Hour

 

 

 

 

Fireworks skyrocket into the air above the Hampden Arena as pyro ignites around the entranceway and down the rampway signaling another edition of Tuesday Crimson. High above the ring in the center of the Hampden Arena field is an enormous four-sided screen that will display all the GZW action. The arena is filled to capacity as GZW 2K1 is making its second wrestling appearance in Glasgow, Scotland, but this time it is the mega-event known as Fallout: Zero Hour.

 

Sitting at the host table at the top of the entranceway stage is the Crimson broadcast team and official host broadcast team Memphis Pike, dressed in a black tuxedo with his black hair heavily slicked back, and Alexander Hunt, who is oddly dressed in a GZW Staff t-shirt and a plaid kilt, stands to the crowd who are chanting “Hunt, Hunt” much like they did last week for him on Tuesday Crimson.

 

Hunt: I think I’m going to take out my 401K money and move to Glasgow and become their king!

 

Pike: It still amazes me that our international fans are such huge fans of yours! Well sit down so we can begin this great pay-per-view! Welcome everyone to the Hampden Arena here in beautiful Glasgow, Scotland for GZW’s Fallout: Zero Hour! I’m play-by-play announcer Memphis Pike and sitting next to me is color commentator…

 

Hunt: Forget what the other guys say, I am GZW’s first and GZW’s last color commentator, I am “The Love Doctor” Alexander Hunt!

 

Pike: The GZW has been leading up to this moment tonight for the past two months as every title sanctioned by GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 will be on the line! Besides that we have action packed wrestling matches before the titles are contested for!

 

Hunt: What like those two idiots Jackie Lee and Albert Wuchie going at it over the use of the word “sayanora”? I would expect such behavior from that little clown Wuchie, but Lee is really making us color commentators look like shallow self-centered bastards!

 

Pike: That’s funny I thought you all were!

 

Hunt: You better watch you mouth, Donutboy! I’m apart of the union now!

 

Pike: Before that match though we will see more of the ultra hot competitors from the Women’s division as Caisha Johnson will be making her debut against Crystal Fiery! After that we will see tag team action as Elexia Croix and Tonya Glory will team against Manami Naruse and Celestia L’Yark!

 

Hunt: I was very skeptically of how the GZW fans would be to seeing broads wrestle in GZW, but like always the mindless cattle took to it like fish in water!

 

Pike: Must you insult everything and everybody?

 

Hunt: Basically!

 

Pike: In what will be their first meeting Mirage looks to end his losing streak against Eclipse, a man who is looking to get his singles career on track!

 

Hunt: If you ask me What Money Can Buy needs to go there separate ways! That big goof Dice Morgan is gone and now calling himself Ran! Did you see the way he brutalized that developmental kid Troublemaker2K2 Tatum on Free For All? Epic Mazur is on the DL and his contract with the company is in question! Manic Depression, like always, is neither seen nor heard from! That only leaves Seth Richards with Bad Attitude! I think I got about five dollars somewhere in this kilt. If I find it maybe I can buy what is left of WMCB Inc.?

 

Pike: Looking to renew their rivalry tonight are Derek “Battlecry” Ashton and Peter “Invincible” Gamble, collectively known as Fast and Furious, and Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III, the frat brothers of Suc Mi Phi known as the College Crew!

 

Hunt: Ummm! Forget those four guys, I hear Heather and Linsey will be joining College Crew in their corner! Add to that those Pendragon Society knights are allowing Invincible’s younger sister to come to ringside as well! Girls Gone Wild III! Like College Crew would say, “Owwww!!”

 

Pike: If you caught Free For All hosted by our IGW brethren, Smart Mark Cascade and Albert Cortez, than you paid witness to an emotional and revenge seeking Eric “Kombat” Fortune attacking Pride member Adam Cage! Kombat has been on a rampage to get his hands around Cage since Cage and Justin Sharp physical abused Kombat’s sister Holly Fortune!

 

Hunt: I bet you condone Kombat’s cowardly attack against Adam Cage, huh, Donutboy? But if it were Cage who attacked Kombat you would be up in arms!

 

Pike: You know that’s not the case Hunt! I just think it’s time for guys like Pride to finally get a taste of their own medicine! In a Triple Threat match we get to pay witness to three great superstars of GZW! The current Mid-South Wrestling Alliance Mid-South Champion and Pride member Chris Trepanier will mix it up with the self-promoting ex-GZW Intercontinental Champion Symon as well as a former GZW LightHeavyweight and Television Champion and tag team member of The RoccWylders and member of the Pendragon Society James “Desecrator” Tanner!

 

Hunt: Let’s see here! At the young age of twenty, Desecrator has peaked! His glory days in this company are long gone, so he shouldn’t even be a factor in this match! This will come down to the Canadian Thunder against the Young Dragon!

 

Pike: It what has been building since almost his first appearance into GZW tonight should bring an end to the father and son showdown between Chris Sharp and Justin Sharp! The two will meet tonight in a Submission match where the painful Sharp Lock can only decide the winner!

 

Hunt: Is it me or is Justin Sharp’s life way too much like that boring little punk Magic’s life? Didn’t old man Dameon and Magic feud for the longest last year? Guess I’ll have to start calling Justin “Lil’ Magic”!

 

Pike: After two months of getting beatdown by the StormRiders, the BrotherHood are looking to finally even the score tonight as the two teams meet in a bizarre Hong Kong Wrestling Federation type match!

 

Hunt: All the countless ass whoopings that Chains and Kid Kaos have received at the hands of Prey and Outlaw Wales will never compare to the whooping they will get tonight! Bedlam rules!!

 

Pike: Following that, an equally bizarre match will take place to determine a new GZW Extreme Champion! In what is called a Five Degrees of Turbulence match, newest Pride member Bane, Jacob Helmsley, a former GZW Extreme Champion Rebellion, and another former GZW Extreme Champion Jimmy Williams will step into this contraption to grab the Extreme title belt suspended at the very top!

 

Hunt: Who in the hell comes up with this stuff?

 

Pike: Last week on Tuesday Crimson to great wrestlers battled it out in a Last Man Standing match to contest for the GZW Television Championship! The same two men of contrasting philosophies will go at it again in a No Disqualification Win by Pinfall match for the same championship!

 

Hunt: And once again on Free For All, a supposedly “good guy” attacked an innocent supposed “bad guy”! No one says anything when Nathaniel Davis attacks Maxx Pain, but let Maxx do something like that and everyone would be in an uproar!

 

Pike: Did we watch the same show? Maxx Pain clearly trashed the Television Champ’s dressing room and then tried to sneak attack him! Davis was only defending himself!

 

Hunt: Well we’ll see later tonight how much Davis will be defending himself when he is laying flat on his back in the middle of the ring!

 

Pike: The GZW Tag team Championship will be duked out in a Steel Cage match as the former Tag Team Champions Endangered Species will take on the current Tag Team Champions The Fierys!

 

Hunt: I hate the Fierys to the core of my soul!! I hope Elijah Threatt and Joseph Synger totally disfigure Dameon and Hades! Can you say Endangered Species two-time Tag Team Champions, Donutboy?

 

Pike: What a twist of fate last week on Tuesday Crimson when the self-proclaimed LightHeavyweight King was dethroned by Diamond Sledge! All due to the interference of Symon as he knocked out both Justin Sharp and Diamond with his Stainless Steele superkick and put Diamond on top of Justin!

 

Hunt: Symon is a hard one to put a finger on, but it will be clear tonight as the month long absence of El Gambit from GZW Television has sharpened the Lone Wolf’s claws and fangs as he is going to tear Diamond a new orifice as he takes his LightHeavyweight title back!

 

Pike: When friends go bad! Could be a subject on a daytime talk show, but instead it a featured feud here in GZW as two best friends’ relationship has deteriorated over the past months leading to T-Rex and Magic meeting one-on-one in the match of all matches, the Last Man Standing match and the Intercontinental Championship is on the line!

 

Hunt: Well it’s no secret I hate both of these Forsaken punks! Neither have proven to me that the are champion material but if they can both manage to kill each other the company will be a far better place to work in!

 

Pike: You seriously need therapy! Keeping with the theme of friends now enemies, former stablemates now bitter enemies will clash for only the third time in their careers! Pimp Bizkit has solidified his place in GZW lore as being the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion in GZW history but looks to cement his Ring of Honor Icon status with a second victory over his mortal rival and current Heavyweight Champion Billy Bond!

 

Hunt: Pimp is a lock to win!

 

Pike: Well the series is tied up but the Smooth One is no slouch! The Once and Future King has been on a high since he vanquished the man beast known as Deacon Kane months ago! It is a definite that Billy Bond’s name will be etched into the walls of GZW for a longtime to come as he has surely sealed his place in the Ring of Honor! What a main event it will be as Pimp Bizkit challenges for Billy Bond’s GZW Heavyweight Championship! Let’s send it down to ringside where Melvin and Norman will be announcing our first match of the night!

 

Hunt: Who?

 

 

---Debut Match: Caisha Johnson vs. Crystal Fiery---

 

Melvin: Hello everyone and welcome to another outstanding pay per view that is put on by the GZW.

 

Norman: Yada Yada Yada, get on with your stupid introduction, lets get down to some action.

 

Melvin: Oh shut up, but I know you will love this match fans it’s a womans match, featuring Crystal Fiery vs. Caisha Johnson.

 

Norman: Oh man I am really looking forward to this match.

 

"Oops (Oh My)" by Tweet hits on the pa as Crystal makes her way down to the ring, she is meet with boos from the crowd but she just looks at the fans and laughs.

 

Norman: boy Crystal looks hot, I wish she was mine.

 

Melvin: you say that about every girl.

 

"Bombshell" - Powerman 5000 hits on the pa and the fans stand on their feet at the sight of Caisha, she shakes the hands of some fans before getting on the apron and raises her hands in the air.

 

Melvin: This is going to be a great opening match.

 

As Caisha stands on the stands on the apron, Crystal delivers a drop kick and knocks her to the floor. Crystal climbs onto the turnbuckle and waits for Caisha to get up, as Caisha gets up Crystal jumps off and delivers a flying cross body block.

 

Norman: Did you see that Buchannan

 

Melvin: I sure did, and that was a great move.

 

Crystal picks up Caisha and throws her in the ring, the ref signals for the bell to ring so the match can begin. Crystal begins to stomp violently on the back of Caisha, she picks her up and sends her into the turnbuckle. As Crystal runs into the ropes Caisha bounces off the turnbuckle and Crystal delivers a bulldog, she goes for the cover.

 

1

 

2…no Caisha kicks out.

 

Crystal picks her up and starts to giver her rights and lefts, Caisha blocks one of them and gives Crystal a hard right hand to the face.

 

Melvin: What a right by Caisha.

 

Crystal staggers back and Caisha continues to deliver rights and lefts, Caisha runs into the ropes and delivers a flying forearm, she goes for the cover.

 

1

 

2…kickout by Crystal.

 

Caisha picks Crystal up by the hair and slings her across the ring while holding on to her hair, Crystal holds her head in pain. Caisha runs over and delivers a running elbow drop to the back of Crystal, she goes for the cover.

 

1

 

2..kick out by Crystal.

 

Caisha picks Crystal up and gives her a bodyslam, she then gives her a stomp to the gut. Caisha stands on Crystals hair and and grabs her arms and starts to pull her up (ala Stacy Keibler) Crystal begins to kick her legs in pain, the ref tells Caisha to break the hold, and begins to count.

 

1

 

2

 

3

 

4…Caisha lets go.

 

Norman: That should be a dq.

 

Melvin: I don’t think so.

 

Caisha picks up Crystal and begins to kick her in the chest, she then runs into the ropes, but Crystal kicks her in the gut and drops her down face first (X-factor)

 

Melvin: What a desperation move by Crystal, she is going for the cover.

 

1

 

2…kickout by Caisha.

 

Norman: This is one of the best womens match I have ever seen.

 

Melvin:  This is your first womans match you have ever seen.

 

Crystal picks up Caisha and drops her hard to the match with a ddt, she then picks her back up and runs into the ropes and delivers a spin kick to Caisha. She goes for the cover.

 

1

 

2

 

3….kick out by Caisha.

 

Crystal argues with the ref as Caisha slowly gets up, as Crystal turns around she sees Caisha running towards her, she side steps and Caisha hits the ref with a spear.

 

Melvin: The ref has been taken out by Caisha.

 

Norman: Hey what the hell is this, look Claire is coming down to ringside.

 

Claire runs down with a steel chair in hand, she slides in the ring, she swings the chair and hits Caisha in the back with it, Caisha is bent over and Crystal sets her up for the Crystal Clear(final destination/Razors Edge) she drops her down hard with the move.

 

Melvin: What business does Claire have with Caisha, look they are not done yet.

 

Norman: Maybe Claire wants to get rid of the competition before the womans tournament begins.

 

Claire and Crystal begin to beat on Caisha, they pick her up and throw her in the corner, Claire gets a head of steam and runs and delivers a backflip handspring (ala Chyna). Crystal and Claire continue to stomp on the fallen Caisha.

 

Melvin: Is someone going to stop this.

 

Norman: What the hell is this, look Ecstacy is coming down to ringside.

 

The fans erupt at the sight of Ecstacy running down to the ring, she slides into the ring and immediately goes after Claire, the two exchange right hands. Ecstacy slings Claire into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline, but Claire ducks and delivers a superkick to the newcomer to GZW.

 

Norman: look at this Ecstacy go.

 

Ecstacy gets up and goes and delivers a drop kick to Claire as they continue to stomp Caisha, Claire falls out of the ring, and the two begin to fight up the ramp.

 

Melvin: Well now we are back to a one on one match.

 

The ref begins to move alittle as Crystal shows off to the fans, they boo her and she gives them the finger, Caisha slowly gets up, and runs and gives Crystal a clothesline from behind, he picks her up and gives her a bodyslam, she goes up top.

 

Melvin: What is she going for.

 

Caisha delivers a shooting star press, she quickly goes for the pin,

 

1

 

2

 

3….no she pick Crystal up by the hair.

 

Norman: She had the match won, why did she do that.

 

Melvin: look she is setting her up for the permanent midnight(reverse DVD).

 

Crystal comes crashing down hard to the mat face first, Caisha goes for the pin.

 

1

 

2

 

3……..noooooo Claire pulls the ref out of the ring, she then gives him a right hand knocking him down to the floor.

 

Melvin: Oh no that will be a big fine that Claire will have to pay.

 

Norman: but look, Caisha thinks she won.

 

As Caisha celebrates in the ring, thinking she won Claire sneaks up behind her and hits her with a steel chair to the back of the head, she then picks her up and sets her up for a powerbomb.

 

Norman: look Caisha just came crashing down to the mat from that power bomb.

 

Claire pulls Crystal ontop of Caisha, the ref slowly gets in the ring and makes the count.

 

1

 

2

 

3….ding ding ding..

 

Melvin: What an opening match for a pay per view.

 

Norman: That was more like a beat down on Caisha.

 

Melvin: Well fans I hope you enjoy the rest of the show.

 

 

---Backstage---

 

The scene opens up in the hallways of the Hampden Arena.  Seth and Eclipse are shown walking down the long narrow passage.

 

Seth:  “Eclipse, tonight you face that Arabian dirt bag, Mirage.  I want you on your game; don’t let this guy slip through your hands.  He is a tricky one.  Now I know you must be delusional or something because you obviously don’t want my held tonight, but just incase…”

 

Eclipse:  “You just don’t get it do you?  Read my lips, I don’t want or need your help tonight.  I want to do something on my own and Mirage is the man to do it on.”

 

Seth:  “You’re turning into one of those ‘good guys’ aren’t you?  Those fans are actually going for you tonight too!  This makes me sick.  Dice, I mean Ran, leaving us has really affected you.  Eclipse, you are in What Money Can Buy, do you remember what we do there?”

 

Eclipse:  “Hey, I know damn well what we do in WMCB.  I started the thing with you and I am the last surviving member besides Robert Turner.  And by the looks of thing, money can’t buy enough men to make our stable even more powerful.  Either you do something about WMCB or I am out!  I’m ready to kick some Arabian ass, I’m outta here.”

 

Seth:  “Eclipse!  Don’t you walk away from me!”

 

Eclipse doesn’t listen to his boss and continues on his way.  Seth begins to talk to himself.

 

Seth:  “I will make things right Eclipse, just don’t get too used to the cheers from the worthless fans.  You are on my time and I will make you into something big around here, even if I have to pay your way to it.”

 

Seth grins and leaves the scene as it fades shortly after.

 

***

 

---Masked Attacker---

 

The Screen Opens into a Wilted Rose still standing. The music to Iron Maidens fallen angel starts playing.

Azazel is beside you and he's playing a game
Demons are inside you and they're taking their play
Watching and they're hiding as they wait for the time
For the devil to get ready and take over your mind

{ A short Clip of a woman in leather trousers black boots and a black tshirt & also wearing a black ski mask with her blonde hair sticking out of it. It then goes to her intimidating Claire Mcrillis. }

You and only God would know what could be done
You and only God would know I am the only one
You and only God would know what could be done
You and only God would know that I am the chosen one

 {It then cuts into the Woman Kicking Claire In the Side & Then Walking away}

Could it be it's the end of our world?
All the things that we cherish and love
Nothing left but ot face this all on my own
'Cause I am the chosen one

{ A Clip of The woman unmasked is shown but her face is not shown only the back of her head , her hair is tied in a ponytail and as soon as she turns around just before her face is visible the screen turns off back into the wilted rose.}

Beaten fallen angel and I've risen in vain.
And the power is inside me, I've decided to pray
As I wait for Armageddon and it's coming my way
It's an honour to be chosen and I wait for the day

{The Wilted rose seems to be straightening up and turning fresh again}

You and only God would know what could be done
You and only God would know I am the only one
You and only God would know what could be done
You and only God would know that I am the chosen one

{ It Then Plays into a black screen with the words "Another Mystery" written across it in deep red letters }

Could it be it's the end of our world?
All the things that we cherish and love
Nothing left but ot face this all on my own
'Cause I am the chosen one

{ The screen fades to black with another view of the Wilting rose which is now proper and fresh , it suddenly grows thorns as the screen fades to black }

***

 

 

---Elexia Croix and Tonya Glory vs. Manami “Tokyo Rose” Naruse and Celestia “Mooncat” L’Yark---

 

Elexia and Tonya Glory come out to the ring for the first match. The two women get nothing but a chorus of boos. Glory grabs a mic.

 

Glory: You, the American wrestling fans, boo us? Why because we don't have the latest catchphrases or stupid dance moves? Because I don't stick my butt in someone's face? The state of the American wrestling fan is in critical condition. Elexia and me will show you all what real women’s wrestling is all about. So I don't care if you smell what I am cooking. We are real wrestlers, not some merchandising machine.

 

Hunt: What is Tonya Glory talking about? These fans are Scottish!

 

Pike: I think she is referring to the millions of American fans watching at home on television!

 

The crowd boos and chants, "sell out".

 

Glory: That is what's wrong with the American wrestling fan! Absolute no class and respect! That is why I will bring Glory to American female wrestling!

 

Rose and Lez come out to the ring. Lez has a mic. "You can bring the glory, but I will bring an asswhuppin'!"

 

Rose and Lez get in the ring, bringing the fight to Elexia and Glory.

 

Pike: And this match is underway in a hurry! Naruse will definitely be looking to get her hands on Glory after the sneak attack in her dressing room before we came on the air!

 

Rose dropkicks Elexia out of the ring. Glory and Lez become the legal women starting off this match. Lez unloads furious right hands. Irish whip by Lez sends Glory to the ropes. Lez with a wicked inverted atomic drop followed by a clothesline. Lez picks up Glory, but Glory gets a thumb to the eyes. Glory then follows up with a snap suplex. Glory tags in Elexia. Elexia and Glory whip Lez to the ropes and knock him down with double back elbows. Elexia continues to work over Lez. The Texan lifts up Mooncat and slams her down with scoop slam. Elexia then drops a couple knees to the forehead of Lez. Elexia then whips Lez to the ropes. Lez ducks a back elbow, bounces off the ropes and nails Elexia with a forearm smash. Lez picks up Elexia and drives her head to the mat with a DDT. Lez gets on top of Elexia and hammers away on her head. Ref Sonny Bright calls for a break, but Lez won't stop. Ref Bright has to pull Lez off of Elexia.

 

Pike: Celestia is hell bent on beating Elexia within an inch of her lives. She is out of control!

 

Hunt: Is this what they mean by “Girls Gone Wild”?

 

Lez tosses Elexia into the corner. Lez stomps away on her. Lez tags in Tokyo Rose. They both work on Elexia in the corner with kicks. They whip Elexia to the ropes. Rose picks her up and hits a backbreaker over the knee. Rose holds her on the knee while Lez bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow across the throat of Elexia. Before Lez goes back to the corner, Lez goes over and punches Glory off the apron. Ref Bright has to escort Lez back to her corner. With Ref Bright distracted, Glory gets in the ring and nails Rose from behind with a clothesline.

 

Pike: What a cheap shot by Tonya Glory! Celestia's outburst caused the distraction of Ref Bright!

 

Elexia takes advantage by taking down Rose with a double arm suplex. Glory tags into the match. Elexia and Glory executes a double Russian legsweep. Glory goes for the cover, but only gets two. Glory lifts up Rose and lands heavy chops to the chest of Rose. Glory whips Rose to the ropes and nails a dropkick. Glory continues the offense. She gets on the middle turnbuckle and drops an elbow drop across the forehead. The cover by Glory.

 

1…2...

 

Kick out by Rose. Glory tags in Elexia. Elexia and Glory hits a double delayed suplex on Rose. Before Glory leaves back to his corner, she spits at Lez. Lez comes into the ring, but Ref Bright has to restrain her. With the distraction, Elexia and Glory double-team Rose, stomping away on her.

 

Pike: For two women that have a clear disdain for on another they know what they are doing in the ring at all times!

 

Hunt: And that includes using the ref to their advantage!

 

Ref Bright turns his attention to the legal women, Elexia and Rose. Glory is already back in the corner with a smug look on her face. Elexia goes for an Irish whip, but Rose reverses. Rose catches Elexia coming off the ropes in a drop toehold, sending Elxia throat first onto the bottom rope. Rose and Elexia both lay in the ring.

 

Pike: Naruse must be worn out from the beating at the hands of Elexia Croix and Tonya Glory. Can she make the tag to Celestia?

 

Rose crawls to the corner, but Elexia gets up and drags Rose back to the middle of the ring by one leg. Rose stands up with Elexia still holding one foot. Rose jumps off with her free leg and nails Elexia with an enziguri. The crowd pops. Rose lunges toward the corner to make the hot tag to Lez. Lez cleans house on Elexia and Glory. Scoop slam on Elexia. Glory gets in the ring and gets a kick to the gut from Lez followed by a double arm DDT. Glory rolls out of the ring. Elexia gets up and nails Lez from behind with a forearm to the back. Whip by Elexia, reverse by Lez. Lez catches Elexia in a huge overhead belly-to-belly suplex.

 

Pike: The Mooncat's fury has been unleashed!

 

Lez picks up Elexia and drops her in a fisherman DDT. Lez looks to Rose.  Lez holds Elexia on her shoulders and Rose is on the top turnbuckle. But Tonya Glory gets on the apron and pushes Rose off, sending her flying into the steel guardrail. Glory then gets into the ring and clips Lez's legs from behind. Lez falls onto her back while Elexia falls on top of Lez. Elexia covers Lez, with Elexia’s feet on the ropes for leverage.

 

1…2…

 

Pike: Three! Elexia and Glory win the match! And like two thieves in the night, they leave the ring in a hurry!

 

 

---Backstage---

 

The team of Derek “Battlecry” Ashton and Peter “Invincible” Gamble, also known as Fast and Furious, are getting a drink from the catering table backstage. Suddenly...

 

Pike: It's College Crew with empty beer bottles!

 

BW3 nails BC in the back with the bottle as Rick Samson blindsides Invincible with a shot to the head. BW3 and Samson each lift up one man in a powerbomb position.

 

Pike: Oh no!

 

Hunt: Oh yes!

 

Pike: College Crew powerbombs Fast and Furious through the catering tables! My goodness! What a tragedy!

 

Hunt: I know! I was looking forward to digging into those sandwiches during the intermission! Damn those Pendragon Society punks for getting powerbombed through the catering tables!

 

The officials and Tiffany come to check on BC and Invincible. But they are too late as the two men are laid out on the concrete floor. College Crew walk away, wicked smirks on their faces.

 

Pike: Up next we have the announce team of Billy and Jennifer doing the honors on the mike for the commentator versus commentator match!

 

Hunt: Jackie Lee and Albert Wuchie have no sense of professionalism! I can’t believe old Jackie let that Fortune Cookie Wuchie get him all worked up over a dumb saying!

 

Pike: Well take it away Billy and Jennifer!

 

 

---“Sayanora” Match: “The Jaguar” Jackie Lee vs. “The Fortune Cookie” Albert Wuchie---

 

[The instrumental version of “Bring Her Down” by Rob Zombie echoes around the arena brings the crowd to a chorus of boos.  Jackie Lee with Siu Ann close to his side walks down the ramp and slides into the ring.  Jackie paces the ring before pulling on the top rope to loosen up.  The music quickly fades out allowing the full volume of the boos to be heard from the crowd.]

 

Billy: How did we get stuck commentating on a jobber match?

 

Jennifer: Billy hush.  This is a good match to commentate on.

 

Billy: I guess if you have insomnia it would help wouldn’t it?

 

[“War” by War kicks in around the arena bringing a chorus of cheers from the crowd.  Albert and Jessica Wuchie make their way down the ramp slapping fives with the crowd before Albert slides into the ring only to be stomped on by Jackie.]

 

Jennifer: Jackie starting this match off with some stomps to the back.

 

Billy: Good.  Maybe it’ll speed this match up.

 

[The ref calls for the bell as Jackie continues to stomp away on Albert.  Jackie helps Albert to his feet and shoots him across the ring and nails him with a back elbow on his return.  Jackie goes for the quick cover.]

 

One

 

Billy: Oh come on.  Like you can win with a back elbow.

 

[Jackie lifts Albert up and nails him with a stiff elbow to the chops followed by another one until he has him backed into the corner.  Jackie whips Albert across the ring causing him to slam hard into the corner dropping him to the mat.  Jackie charges in looking for a knee smash but Albert moves out of the way causing Jackie to run his knee into the corner.  Albert ducks behind Jackie and rolls him up into a pinning combination.]

 

One

 

Two

 

[Jackie kicks out and rolls out of the ring as Siu Ann checks on him.  Albert walks around the ring soaking in the cheers of the crowd as Jackie eye balls him on the outside of the ring.]

 

Jennifer: Jackie trying to buy himself some time.

 

Billy: He’s a pansy.  Come on Jackie shut this Chinese punk up permanently.

 

[Jackie starts to climb into the ring but when Albert charges the ropes Jackie slides back out and points to his head before walking around on the outside.  Albert walks over to the ropes and yells for a mic and one is thrown to him.  Albert looks at Jackie and raises the mic to his mouth.]

 

Albert: You come to fight or run like girl?

 

Jennifer: Albert is calling Jackie out.

 

Billy: Ya think?

 

[Jackie slams his fists down on the apron and slides into the ring.  Albert charges at him but Jackie moves out of the way and nails a low blow on him.  The ref yells at him for the illegal maneuver but he ignores it and goes to stomping away on the downed Albert.]

 

Billy: Albert is going to wish he had never done that.

 

[Jackie lifts Albert up and walks him over to the corner where his sister is and slams his fist into his face right in front of her.  She grabs her mouth and yells at him as he does it several more times.  Jessica reaches in and slaps Jackie across the face causing him to step back a few feet holding his cheek.  His eyes redden as he jumps out of the ring and chases Jessica around the ring screaming at her.]

 

Billy: Now this is entertaining.

 

Jennifer: Jessica is in trouble here.

 

[Jessica slides into the ring and runs towards the now standing Albert.  She ducks behind him as he swings and takes Jackie down with a right hand.  Jackie pops right back up only to be taken down by another right hand.  Albert lifts Jackie up and sticks his head between his legs before lifting him up and dropping him with a cradle piledriver.]

 

Jennifer: That could do it.

 

[Albert makes the cover and hooks both legs as the ref slides into position.]

 

One

 

Two

 

[Before the ref can hit for three Siu Ann pulls the ref out of the ring breaking the count.  The ref yells at Siu Ann before sliding back into the ring to start the count over.]

 

One

 

Two

 

[Jackie kicks out this time bring a look of hatred to the eyes of Albert.  Albert slams his fists on the mat several times before lifting Jackie to his feet.  Albert lifts Jackie up on his shoulder and sets him up on the top rope.  He climbs up after him and hooks his head.  He points to the crowd before jumping off the top rope and dropping him with a DDT.]

 

Jennifer: “Hole To China” that could do it.

 

One

 

Two

 

Two ¾

 

Jennifer: That was so close.

 

Billy: Not close enough though.

 

[Albert lifts Jackie to his feet and whips him across the ring.  He leans forward looking for a back body drop but Jackie slams on the breaks and applies a standing headscissor on Albert before lifting him up and driving him into the mat with a piledriver.  He drags himself over to the top of Albert and hooks both legs.]

 

One

 

Two

 

Three

 

Jennifer: Albert kicked out at the last second.

 

Billy: Someone please shut this Chinese man up.

 

[Jackie lifts Albert up and whips him into the corner.  He charges in but Albert moves out of the way causing him to run into turnbuckle with force.  Albert sneaks behind him and rolls him up.]

 

One

 

Two

 

[Jackie powers out sending Albert into the ref knocking him down.  Jackie stands up charges at Albert taking him down with a vicious spear.  Suddenly the crowd erupts in boos as El Gambit makes his way down the ramp with a swagger to his step.  He climbs up onto the apron and climbs into the ring and walks over to Jackie.]

 

Jennifer: I thought El Gambit was staying in the states.

 

Billy: I guess not.

 

[Jackie whispers something in El Gambit’s ear causing him to look at Jackie with an odd face.  Jackie nods his head and Gambit climbs out of the ring.  He makes his way back up the ramp backwards as he watches the ring.  Siu Ann looks at Jackie and smiles as he goes back to laying in the forearm shots to the lower back of Albert.]

 

Jennifer: I guess Jackie wants to win this match fairly.

 

Billy: How stupid can he be?

 

[Jackie lifts Albert to his feet and hoists him up on one shoulder and backtracks to the corner.  He points his thumb down and charges to the center of the ring where he drops him down hard with a running power slam.]

 

Jennifer: That’s it, but theirs no ref.

 

Billy: Wake up ref the match is over.

 

[Jackie makes the cover and hooks the far side leg.  The ref slowly comes to and starts to count.]

 

One

 

Jennifer: This could do it.

 

Two

 

Billy: Finally it ends.

 

Three!

 

[The instrumental version of “Bring Her Down” by Rob Zombie kicks in as the ref raises the hand of Jackie Lee.  Albert pulls on the ropes to get to his feet slowly.  Jackie walks over to Albert and extends his hand out for Albert to take which he does after some thinking.]

 

Jennifer: There’s something you don’t see everyday.  I wonder whether Magic will accept T-Rex’s hand later tonight.

 

Billy: I guess only time will tell.

 

[Albert climbs out of the ring and walks up with ramp with his sister Jessica as Jackie and Siu Ann celebrates inside the ring.]

 

Jennifer: Well that’s all the time we have.  Hope you enjoy the rest of Fallout: Zerohour

 

Billy: Thank God it’s over.

 

Jennifer: For Billy I’m Jennifer saying good night everyone.

 

Billy: Yea sure.

 

---Backstage---

 

Eric “Kombat” Fortune is talking in the backstage area with some crewmembers. Suddenly out of the shadows....

 

Pike: It's Adam Cage with the sneak attack on Kombat!

 

As Eric Fortune is lying on the concrete floor, the sadistic Cage continues to stomp away on Kombat. Officials come out to break up the assault.

 

Pike: Adam Cage is sending a message to Kombat!

 

Hunt: Yeah, Kombat shouldn’t have jumped Cage earlier tonight on Free For All! Paybacks a mother!

 

Pike: Up next we have Mirage taking on Eclipse! Not sure of what kind of mood Albert will be in after his loss to Jackie Lee but I suppose Jessica is more than capable to pull the load! So we will send this over to ringside and the Wuchie siblings!

 

 

---“The Arabian Sun” Mirage vs. “Bad Attitude” Eclipse---

 

Jessica:  What a match we have for you next folks.  Two fine athletes are set to battle it out.  Not a well built up match I must say, but I can see it being a great little bout.  How about you Albert, what do you think?

 

Albert:  ……………

 

Jessica:  Okay…  I suppose we will get this match started then.

 

“Desert Rose” by Sting blasts through the PA system as the fans quickly begin to boo.  Mirage comes out, giving a look of disgust to the Scottish folk in the crowd.  He walks down the ramp, seeming to be confident about his first PPV match.  Mirage slides into the ring, not giving the so called unworthy fans a pose for pictures.

 

Jessica:  This guy is kinda ugly.  Where did they find him anyways?  I didn’t know Arabia had wrestling.

 

Albert:  ……………

 

Jessica:  I do not like you like this Albert.  Just say something!

 

Albert:  PFT!

 

Jessica:  This whole thing between you and Jackie has really changed you.

 

“Who We Be” by DMX hits.  The fans rise to their feet and cheers actually come from their mouths.  Eclipse comes to view and looks around, not used to the cheering.  His expression changes quickly as he sees Mirage in the ring.  The hungry superstar rushes down to the ring and the two go into a fistfight.  Jasmine Kuraki calls for the bell.

 

Jessica:  These two are wasting no time.  I love it when they rush things like this.  It means we are ready for a…  Albert!  What are you…  Is that a beer bottle?  OOOOOOH, I’m telling mom on you.

 

Mirage takes the advantage of the match, kneeing Eclipse in the stomach.  He whips his opponent across the ring and into the ropes.  Mirage leaps off the ground and nails Eclipse with a forearm smash.  Mirage is on his game, lifting Eclipse back to his feet.  The Arabian Sun kicks Eclipse in the midsection and quickly follows up with a swinging neckbreaker.  Mirage gets to his feet and pounces on Eclipse, pounding him with punches.  Eclipse forces his way out of it and tries to get back up, but the quicker Mirage nails him with an ax handle to the back of his head. 

 

Jessica:  Mirage is showing good skills against the man formerly known as Shadow. 

 

Albert:  ……………

 

Mirage forces Eclipse back up and lays a few “Arabian” uppercuts to the jaw of his opponent.  Eclipse staggers back into a turnbuckle where Mirage takes quick advantage and drives his shoulder into Eclipse’s gut.  Eclipse staggers out of the turnbuckle and drops to one knee.  Mirage wastes no time and applies a front face lock on his opponent, then quickly sending him into the air and dropping onto the mat with a vertical suplex.  Mirage takes the first pin of the match.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

A predictable kickout by the WMCB member.  Mirage sticks to his advantage and grabs Eclipse by the legs.  He positions Eclipse then catapults into across the ring and throat first onto the ropes.  Eclipse slingshots off and Mirage catches him in a rear waist lock.  He looks for a German suplex, but Eclipse takes his first offensive move of the match and back elbows Mirage in the head.  Mirage doesn’t let go though.  Eclipse reverse and slides under Mirage’s legs.  Mirage turns around as Eclipse is already off the ground, nailing him with a dropkick.

 

Jessica:  And Eclipse looks to make his move.  Mirage gets back to his feet and Eclipse uses his “street expertise” and lays a hard straight punch to the face of Mirage.  What a punch that was!  But it isn’t enough to keep this Arabian down.

Albert:  AAAAAAAAAH!

 

Jessica:  *startled* WHAT THE FU…

 

Albert:  You no curse. 

 

Jessica:  And he speaks!

 

Meanwhile, in the ring, Mirage gets hit with another hard punch for “Bad Attitude”.  Eclipse looks for his third punch, but Mirage blocks it and gives Eclipse a taste of his own medicine.  Eclipse staggers back as Mirage looks for his Dropkick of Death (Maven style dropkick), but Eclipse sidesteps it and jumps on top of the falling Mirage.  Eclipse lands on Mirage as he slams into the mat and Eclipse gets the immediate pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Kickout by Mirage.  Eclipse gets to his feet and bounces off the ropes.  Mirage senses it and ducks the attempted clothesline.  Eclipse turns around and Mirage looks for a superkick.  Eclipse blocks it and holds his leg in the air.  Eclipse spins Mirage around and looks to kick him in the stomach, but now Mirage holds Eclipse’s foot and spins him around.  The two seem to look for the same move and collide into each other with a double clothesline. 

 

Jessica:  These two must have ESP.  The double clothesline doesn’t keep the two down though.  They are back to their feet.  Mirage looks to send Eclipse into the far turnbuckle, but Eclipse reverses.  Mirage is now being whipped into the other turnbuckle, but again the move is reversed and Eclipse is sent across the ring and into the turnbuckle.

 

Mirage charges at Eclipse and butt bumps him in the corner.  Mirage picks Eclipse up and sets him onto the turnbuckle.  Mirage gets up by Eclipse and sets him up for the suplerplex.  He is moments away from connecting with the move but Eclipse pushes him off the turnuckle.  Mirage falls flat on his back, giving Eclipse the chance to launch off and drive his knee into the forehead of Mirage.

 

Jessica:  Doomed!  Eclipse could have it done with that one.  He goes for the pin.  One count, two count, NO!  Mirage kicks out.  After a move like that Mirage’s head could be dented.  What do you think Albert?

 

Albert:  *Mumbling something in Chinese, unable to translate* …

 

Jessica:  Ouch, I know a few of those words, and mom isn’t going to like it!

 

Eclipse looks somewhat annoyed, but keeps his cool.  He gets off of Mirage and begins to taunt him.  Mirage slowly gets to his feet.  Eclipse moves in for the kill.  Mirage suddenly sticks his knee out letting it crash into Eclipse’s low regions. 

 

Jessica:  Asylum!  Jasmine should DQ his ass for that!

 

Jasmine doesn’t notice the blow.  Mirage quickly rolls Eclipse up in a small package and looks for the win, while pulling his pants.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

WAIT!  Jasmine sees him pulling his pants and stops the count.  Mirage gives the Chinese female official a dirty look.  She looks back at him and points to her referee badge.  Mirage gets back to his feet and spits on the licensed patch on her shirt.  Jasmine’s eyes widen with fury.  Eclipse comes out of nowhere with a small package of his own and pulls the tights.  Jasmine drops down and counts quickly.

 

One…

Two…

Three…

 

Mirage kicks out at the last second.  He rolls around the ring, shocked at the unexpected pin and fast count.  Mirage rolls out of the ring and yells at the female ref about her bad call.  Jasmine begins to count him out.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Four…

 

Five…

 

Six…

 

Seven…

 

Mirage makes his way around ringside and yells at the timekeeper to get off of his chair.  The Arabian Sun swipes the chair and slides into the ring. 

 

Jessica:  This guy is truly and idiot.

 

Jasmine rushes over to Mirage and tells him to get rid of the illegal object.  Mirage scowls and hands Jasmine the chair.  She takes it and hands it back to the timekeeper.  While she is distracted Mirage reaches into his robe pockets and tosses sand into Eclipse’s face.

 

Jessica:  Blinded!  That bastard!  Someone DQ him!

 

Eclipse staggers around the ring, trying to gain vision.  Mirage kicks Eclipse in the midsection, then successfully hits his Dust (Piledriver).

 

Jessica:  DEAR GOD what impact!  Mirage takes the pin and Jasmine goes for the count.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

NO!  Eclipse places his foot on a nearby rope.  Mirage looks to be furious.  He yells at Jasmine again, letting everyone hear his anger.

 

Mirage:  You racist bitch!  I kill you!  You no mess with Arabian Sun.

 

Jasmine doesn’t step back but instead gets in Mirage’s face!  Mirage seems to be getting even angrier and pushes Jasmine into the ropes.  But she bounces back off and pushes him down to the mat.

 

Jessica:  You go girl!

 

Mirage’s face is literally turning red.  He gets back to his feet, but is stopped by Eclipse who comes out of nowhere with a blatant low blow.  Jasmine sees it, but doesn’t call for it.  She warns Eclipse not to do it again, but doesn’t seem to mean it.  Eclipse is still wobbly from before, but is still on his game.  He wipes the sand from his face off and looks at Mirage holding his groin.  Eclipse takes advantage and walks over to Mirage where he applies his Eclipsed (Walls Of Jericho).  Mirage tries to fight it but Eclipse keeps it locked.  Mirage crawls with pain, and reaches for the ropes.  Jasmine gets by his face and checks to see if he quits or touches the ropes.  Sure enough he grabs the ropes.  Jasmine tells Eclipse to let go and he does. 

 

Jessica:  I’m surprised with Eclipse tonight.  Usually he would be the one doing what Mirage has been doing.

 

The fans suddenly begin to boo.  The camera pans around and spots Seth Richards making his way to the ring.  Eclipse looks down the ramp and sees his manager.  Eclipse leans on the ropes and yells down at him.

 

Eclipse:  I told you to keep out of this!  Get your ass backstage!

 

Seth yells back.

 

Seth:  I’ll do what I damn well please!  You just concentrate on your match!

 

Seth stands at ringside watching Eclipse closely.  Mirage gets back to his feet.  Eclipse is still directing his attention at Seth, giving Mirage the chance to attack him from behind.  He grabs Eclipse in a rear waist lock and sends him flying over his head with a German suplex and bridges up for the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Thr…

 

Kickout by Eclipse.  Mirage kicks Eclipse a few times to keep him down.  He makes his way to the second rope and calls for his Fatal Sting (Middle rope legdrop).  He lands right on Eclipse’s throat and makes the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Thre…

 

Seth jumps onto the apron and Jasmine stops the count to tell him to get down.  He refuses and gets inside the ring.

 

Jessica: What is he doing?!

 

Seth goes for the attack on Mirage, but Eclipse stops him so he doesn’t get DQed.  Jasmine suddenly calls for Seth Richards to be banned from ringside.  The fans go wild as Seth jumps up and down in the ring, throwing a temper tantrum.  Eclipse talks with Seth and eases him a little.  Seth does as he is told and exits the ring.  Mirage doesn’t care and continues to attack on Eclipse.  He pushes him face first into the mat from behind.  Eclipse looks up at Mirage, obviously irritated with his chicken shots.  He gets off the mat and looks into Mirage’s eyes.  He then pushes Mirage across the ring and sticks his arms out as if to say “come get me”.  Mirage comes back but is met with a nice punch to the jaw, sending him reeling.  Mirage then attempts a clothesline, but Eclipse ducks it.  Mirage turns around and Eclipse hooks him in a belly-to-belly lock, spins him around, and then tosses him over his head with a spinning belly-to-belly (A la Scott Steiner).

 

Jessica:  Eclipse is definitely sick of Mirage’s games.

 

Mirage is slow to his feet, but as he is in the process Eclipse runs at him and kicks him in the ribs.  Mirage staggers back into the turnbuckle.  Eclipse looks for the kill and takes full speed at his opponent.  He dives and goes to spear Mirage in the turnbuckle, but he moves out of the way.  Eclipse’s shoulder collides into the steel post.  Mirage grabs Eclipse and sets him in the turnbuckle.  From there he climbs on top, kicks Eclipse in the midsection and looks for his Sands Of Time (Evenflow DDT off top rope) but Eclipse reverses and slams Mirage into the mat with a spinebuster. 

 

Jessica:  I feel so alone calling this match by myself.  That move was a ring rattler there.  Eclipse trying to get the lead here. 

 

Eclipse and Mirage are both slow to their feet.  Once up they begin to exchange blows.  Mirage ducks one of Eclipse’s punches and comes up from behind him.  He lifts Eclipse off the ground and drops him butt first onto his knee with an atomic drop.  Eclipse reels and turns to face Mirage but gets kicked in the gut.  Mirage calls for the finish.

 

Jessica:  Oh no!  Mirage could definitely end it with this one.

 

Mirage lifts Eclipse over his shoulder in the crucifix position.  He goes to toss him down with the Sand Storm but Eclipse again reverses it by sliding off of his back.  Eclipse comes up from behind Mirage, places him in a full nelson hold, then drives him face first into the mat.

 

Jessica:  BAM!  Blackout connects and Eclipse goes for the pin.  This is surly over.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three!!!

 

Jessica:  NO!  Mirage kicks out at the very last possible millisecond!  DEAR GOD I swore this match was over. 

 

Eclipse looks around in awe.  He lifts up Mirage forcefully and sends him across the ring.  Mirage bounces off the ropes and heads back towards Eclipse.  Eclipse kicks his leg and goes for Out Of The Light (Superkick to the temple) but Mirage ducks.  Eclipse turns around and Mirage takes him down with a hard spear.  Mirage takes the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Thre…

 

Jessica:  Another close kickout!  I don’t know what these guys have for breakfast but they need to hook me up with some.

 

Mirage pounds the mat in anger and yells at Jasmine again.  She ignores his complaint of a slow count and checks on Eclipse.  Mirage comes up from behind Jasmine and looks down upon her.  Eclipse gets up and sees him.  He quickly pulls Jasmine into him as if he were giving her a hug, then spits a black substance into Mirage’s face.  Quickly after he lifts Mirage above his head in a gorilla press, hen drops him down with a diamond cutter.

 

Jessica:  DEAR GOD!  A Suicidal Medicine and then followed by the Buy Out! 

 

Eclipse takes the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three!!!

 

Jessica:  And Eclipse takes the win!  Mirage tried every trick he had in his book but Eclipse still overcame the odds. 

 

Albert:  This stupid match finally over.  Closer to show ending and me going to bed.

 

Jessica:  Good, you need the sleep cranky.

 

Eclipse stands in the middle of the ring as Jasmine raises his hand in victory.  Suddenly Mirage comes from behind the two and tackles them both down.  Jasmine falls out of the ring, leaving Mirage with Eclipse.  Eclipse gets back to his feet, somewhat wobbly after the attack.  Mirage comes up from behind Eclipse, twists him around, runs, and then plants him into the mat.

 

Jessica:  MY CHINESE STARS!  Mirage gives Eclipse the Wilted Rose (Running Unprettier) after he had already lost the match!  And to add onto that he hit Jasmine Kuraki.  I can’t see this thing between Eclipse and Mirage ending.  But for now this match is over.

 

Albert:  We see you in little while.  Maybe just Jessica though.  Me think I going to have a headache.

 

Jessica:  Get over the loss Albert!

 

The scene comes to a close as Mirage walks up the ramp with a dirty look on his face.

 

 

---The Downfall---

 

:.:The tattered face of Rebellion brings the scene to a fearful opening.  He stands in front of a staged promo area for the occasion of the event.  The rebel says nothing; he just stares coldly into the camera.  His cold gray eyes gleam with hatred and anger towards everything.  He takes a deep breath before speaking as he wishes:.:

 

“I stand here wondering what GZW has done to my career once great.  Has it turned my legacy into a marketing profit, or just turned me into its man they throw in matches just to make it more interesting?  I wonder just why I came here in the first place.  John Profit would easily accept me back into his home, yet I am stuck in GZW’s fortress.  Perhaps the rebel that entered this company a threat has lost his touch.  Has the downfall truly faced the end?”

 

“No you moronic imbeciles!  I have been turned into a soft teddy bear compared to what I have done in HKWF.  From playing with the big boys in the hardcore world I go to the small useless GZW version of the ‘extreme ones’.  This company has possibly scarred my image, but I plan to make it all better.  I start with tonight.  I bring my GZW career to an all high as I fight three other humans in a match common only in the imagination.  Bane, Jacob Helmsley, and Jimmy Williams; my opponents for this grueling competition.  We put our bodies on the line; our lives at risk.  And all for what?  A measly championship stating you are the Extreme Champion; the best this division has to offer?  Any man could climb a few platforms and grabs a belt.  This match might not prove once and for all who is the best in the division, but it won’t stop me from taking my title back.  Oh how sad you have become GZW.  Your earnings become higher by using humans to play your sick game.  Pawns are we all!  But this pawn has played your game far too long.  I know how to win and nothing you can do will stop me from taking every damn one of your players on their final downfall.”

 

“Tonight brings blood, pain, and broken bones.  I myself will see the consequences of loving such a dangerous sport.  I shall go into that ring tonight and look at death face to face.  But in the end death shall not claim me and I will succeed in winning back what’s rightfully mine.  And thanks to poor Eric Montair, I get my second chance.  Once you all though this rebel was done for, I am back and hungry for more of GZW’s superstars.  Five Degrees Of Inner Turbulence makes GZW history and I will make sure that I am well known for the first match of its kind.  All I say is let the blood bath begin and the downfall bring me victory.”

 

:.:Rebellion dirtily grins and makes his way into the dark hallway, giving the camera no choice but to fade the scene:.:

 

***

 

---Fast and Furious vs. College Crew---

 

Making their way to the ring with a cooler full of beer are Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III with their girlfriends, Heather and Linsey. One fan's sign reads, "Will clean toilets for beer!" Samson and BW3 give each other a dorky high five while their girls cheer.

 

Pike: Look at these two!

 

Hunt: What's wrong with the College Crew? They are two extraordinarily talented young men who know how to party! Beer! Ooowww!

 

Pike: What about that sick attack by them on Fast and Furious earlier?

 

Next comes out to the tune of “We Will Rock You” by Queen are Fast and Furious, Derek “Battlecry” Ashton and Peter “Invincible” Gamble accompanied by Tiffany. They receive huge pops from the capacity crowd. BC grabs a sign out of the crowd that reads, "Suc Mi Phi can Suck My Ass!"

 

Pike: Two of the lesser profile tag teams in GZW are about to go head-to-head!

 

Hunt: I would love some head right now!

 

Pike: Hunt!

 

Hunt: What? A head of that beer the College Crew has over there!

 

Invincible and BW3 start off the match for their respective teams. Invincible gets the crowd to chant "College Crew Suck". BW3 goes back to his corner, covering his ears. Ref Donald Fey calls for the bell, starting the match. Invincible lunges forward for a lockup, but BW3 ducks under, gets behind him and applies a rear waistlock. BW3 drops Invincible with a waistlock takedown. BW3 is on top of Invincible who is face first on the mat. BW3 gives Invincible a couple of slaps to the back of the head. BW3 backs up with a cocky attitude and gives Samson a high five.

 

Pike: What a couple of jerks! Listen to these fans! They are giving the College Crew an earful!

 

Hunt: How rude! I might have to wash my ears out with soap!

 

Invincible gets to his feet. The two men lockup. BW3 with a wristlock, backs up Invincible to the ropes. Whip by BW3, reversal by Invincible. Invincible drops his head and BW3 capitalizes, driving Invinicble's head into the mat with a DDT.

 

Pike: A glaring mistake by Invincible! He was going for a back body drop...

 

Hunt: But it was his noggin that got dropped instead! Aren't the College Crew great?

 

BW3 tags in his partner, Rick Samson. Both of the College Crew whip Invincible to the ropes. Samson and BW3 take him over with a double hiptoss. They both stomp away on him. Before BW3 goes back to the corner, they high five each other.

 

Pike: What is up with that dorky high five?

 

Samson applies a rear chinlock while Battlecry looks on, anxious to get in the ring. Invincible responds to the chants from the fans. He starts to get to his feet. Samson tries to hold on, but Invincible shoots Samson off into the ropes. Samson ducks a clothesline attempt. Samson bounces off the ropes and Invincible catches him with a powerslam. The crowd pops. Invincible picks up Samson and unloads heavy right hands. Invincible reaches out his hand. The crowd responds wildly as BC tags in.

 

Pike: Here comes the ultra popular Derek Ashton!

 

Hunt: Big deal!

 

Samson drops to his knees, begging off BC. But the former high school gym teacher does not have mercy on his mind. BC kicks away on Samson. BC lands some right hands. Irish whip by BC. Ashton nails Samson with a flying back elbow. BW3 starts to yell at BC, so BC goes over to him and knocks him off the apron with a stiff right hand.

 

Hunt: What did Bee-Dubya do to deserve that?

 

BC turns his attention back to Samson. Irish whip by Derek. Ashton goes for a dropkick, but misses as Samson holds onto the ropes.

 

Hunt: Smart move by Rick! See, he is one smart kid! He isn't just drinking and partying in college!

 

Pike: Um…sure Hunt!

 

BC gets up, but Samson immediately sends him back down with a clothesline. Samson tags in BW3. They execute a double belly to back suplex on BC. Invincible stomps on the apron, rallying the crowd behind BC. Samson goes for a cocky "D' Lo" legdrop while BW3 nails a flip senton splash to BC on the mat. The cover by BW3, but BC kicks out.

 

BW3 lifts BC to his feet and chops away on his chest. Irish whip by BW3. BC bounces off the ropes and takes BW3 down with a flying headscissors. BW3 gets up quickly. Whip by BC is reversed by BW3. Samson pulls down the top rope, causing BC to fall to the floor.

 

Pike: What a dirty trick by Rick Samson!

 

Hunt: Speaking of dirty tricks, did you see what Spice was wearing tonight!

 

Pike: Shut up Hunt!

 

While BC is on the floor, Samson is stomping away on him. BW3 taunts Gamble. Invincible, with emotions running high, comes into the ring. Ref Fey has to stop him from getting in the ring. With Ref Fey distracted, Samson chokes away on BC on the floor. Samson rolls him back into the ring. BW3 grabs BC and nails a pumphandle slam. The cover by BW3.

 

1...2...

 

Pike: A kick out by Battlecry! What resiliency by the Boston native!

 

Hunt: Pass the crème pie!

 

BW3 picks up BC and scoop slams him to the mat. BW3 is going up top for a moonsault.

 

Pike: If he hits this...

 

BW3 takes flight, but BC gets his knees up. With BW3 clutching his stomach, BC gets to his feet, lunges toward the corner and makes the hot tag to Invincible.

 

Pike: Listen to this eruption from the fans for Invincible!

 

Invincible comes in and scoop slams BW3. Samson gets in the ring and Invincible promptly clotheslines him out of the ring. BC, getting a second wind, sees Samson on the outside. BC runs to the ropes and nails Samson with a springboard plancha.

 

Pike: What a near suicidal move by Derek Ashton!

 

Meanwhile, in the ring, whip by Peter Gamble. Invincible then nails an inverted atomic drop on BW3. He picks him up again and nails a second inverted atomic drop. Invincible then nails a sweet release Northern Lights suplex.

 

Back outside on the floor. Heather grabs a bottle of beer and pours beer into the eyes of BC, temporarily blinding him. Samson takes advantage by slamming BC's head into the steel barricade. Samson slides into the ring and nails Invincible from behind right as Invincible was going for The Scales of Justice, his signature move. The College Crew double team Invincible in the middle of the ring. They are calling for a spike piledriver. BW3 holds Invincible while Samson goes up to the top turnbuckle.

 

Pike: If they hit this spike piledriver...

 

Hunt: You can open the kegs 'cause this one will be over!

 

As Samson is up top, BC gets to his feet. He gets on the apron and pushes Samson off the top turnbuckle. Samson goes crashing down onto the floor. Meanwhile, Invincible gets out the piledriver setup position. Invincible grabs BW3 by the throat with one hand, lifts him high in the air in a chokeslam into a backbreaker, the move dubbed...

 

Pike: The Scales of Justice!

 

With BW3 laying on the mat, BC climbs from the apron to the top turnbuckle. BC takes flight and nails a Yin and Yang (360 degree swanton bomb). Invincible with the cover.

 

1...2…

 

Pike: Three! Fast and Furious win the match! What a great showing by those two!

 

On the outside, Samson grabs a steel chair. He comes into the ring and nails Invincible from behind. He goes to hit BC, but Battlecry quickly kicks Samson in the gut. BC lifts a stunned Samson and nails his Devil’s Advocate (opponent in pedigree position, lifts opponent high in air, drops opponent in a sitdown double arm facebuster) on Samson, dropping his face onto the cold steel chair. BC helps Invincible to his feet as the crowd cheers wildly.

 

Pike: Wait! Now the ladies want to get in on the action!

 

Heather and Linsey get into the ring and proceed to get in the faces of Invincible and BC. They both slap the men at the same time. Both men just stare at the girls. Tiffany gets into the ring and sneaks up behind the girls. She taps on their shoulders. They turn around only to get taken down by a double clothesline from Tiffany.

 

Pike: Take that, sorority girls!

 

Hunt: I like to see girls on their backs as much as the next guy, but not like this!

 

Tiffany, BC and Invincible leave the ring. But before they head back up the ramp, they take the College Crew’s cooler of beer. Invincible and Battlecry howl as the crowd howls back in approval. "Oooowwww!!!!"

 

 

---Dressing room of The StormRiders---

 

In the StormRiders dressing room, the Commissioner Profit-Williams burst in.

 

Angel: Ah, Prey, Wales. Good to see you two. Are you ready for tonight’s match?

 

Wales: No problem. The BrotherHood’s going down like some two-dollar hoes. But I've been wondering. You said we're were going to get a shot at the tag team titles...

 

Angel: Yes, yes. That's what I want to see, initiative! Strive for success! The fact of the matter is I've been working on that. You two will soon have a title shot. But first things first, HKWF business.

 

Wales: Yeah, I hear ya boss. Chains and Kid Kaos are going down, HKWF style!

 

***

 

---Host Table---

 

Pike: What a great pay-per-view we have had so far! Nothing but action after action and we have yet gotten to any of the Championship matches!

 

Hunt: The brilliant part of all this is that all the other commentators finally get to pull their load as you and me don’t have to announce each and every match! It’s great to have a staff you can count on!

 

Pike: They are what make GZW run so smoothly! Let’s go back to two of those commentators now as the Wuchie siblings prepare to announce the Adam Cage versus Eric Fortune match!

 

 

---“Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage vs. Eric “Kombat” Fortune---

 

Jessica:  And we start another match.  This one has been long awaited as Kombat finally gets a taste of what it is like to be beaten by a ragin’ shotgun! 

 

Albert suddenly guts up from his seat and wobbles around.  He grabs a mic and slides into the ring, obviously drunk.

 

Jessica:  What the hell are you doing Albert?  Get back down here!

 

Albert:  I just come to say how much I sorry.  Jackie Lee no good jackass and I no beat him.  But me no give up in wrestling.  Jackie Lee might have taken Sayonara line, but he no take my pride.  I going to show GZW I no bad wrestler.  You try fight fat man, it too hard to lift fat lard off ground.  Anywho, I thanks you for all support and stuff…  Before I go now I think I going to sing a song.

 

Jessica rushes into the ring and pulls Albert out before he could go into a terrible tune.  She sets Albert down in his seat, throws the beer bottle away and yells something to him.  She takes a seat and places her headphones back on. 

 

Jessica:  I am truly sorry for my brothers strange actions tonight.  I think I will be calling his match on my own because by the looks of things Albert is completely out of it.

 

The camera shows Albert’s head buried into his folded arms on the table.  Jessica sighs and the camera shifts its direction to the top of the stage. 

 

“Welcome To Atlanta” by Ludacris and Jermaine Dupri rocks the arena.  The fans quickly rise to their feet giving the Fortune sibling a good ovation.  Eric comes out from behind the curtain ready to fight.  He takes no time making his way down the ramp.  Slapping a few fans’ hands here and there, he reaches the ring and steps inside.  He has a few words with Jasmine Kuraki while waiting for his opponent.

 

Jessica:  These two are definitely going to have one hell of a brawl.

 

“Breathe” by the Prodigy hits the speakers and the fans reaction for Eric shifts to a strong heel response.  Adam Cage comes walking out onto the stage with his usual cocky look on his face.  The Pride member makes his way down the ramp, ignoring what the fans have to say to him.  He taunts Eric Fortune until he gets at ringside.  Eric runs to the side of the ring before Adam could attempt to get in.  Adam tries a few more areas to get in, but Eric is waiting for him.  Cage finally tells Jasmine to keep him back and she does.  Adam gets into the ring and points to Kombat.  Fortune waists no time and runs at Adam, but Cage is on his guard and drops Eric down face first with a drop toehold.  Jasmine calls for the bell and the match officially begins.

 

Jessica:  Adam trying to take Eric out early with a submission move.  He locks in an Achilles lock, but Kombat is too familiar with submission moves and grabs onto the nearby ropes.   Adam Cage looks to be taking Eric out with his own technique. 

 

Eric and Adam get back to their feet and lock up.  Eric forces Adam down in a headlock.  He cranks the hold a few times to try and weaken his opponent, but Adam shoots Eric across the ring.  Eric bounces off the ropes and heads back towards Adam.  Adam dives at Eric’s leg and tackles him down hard.  Adam lifts Eric’s leg into the air, then drops his elbow in his inner thy.  He pulls more pressure into the move as Eric tries to get free.  Adam lets go of the hold and picks Eric up.  He then throws Eric into the ropes and follows with a clothesline.  Eric slowly gets back to his feet giving Adam the chance to bounce off the ropes.  Cage comes running back at Eric, but Eric moves out of the way and sends him over the top rope to ringside.  Adam rolls to the barricade and pulls himself back up.  Eric plans his next moves and launches himself out of the ring and takes Adam out with a flying cross body!

 

Jessica:  Talk about risk taking there! 

 

Eric regains his senses and picks Adam back to his feet.  He then tosses Adam across ringside and crashing into the steel steps.  Jasmine demands for Eric to get back into the ring.  He does as he is told and she begins the count on Adam Cage.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Four…

 

Five…

 

Jessica:  Adam’s back to his feet and he slides in before the count of six.  Eric is ready though and makes his way towards Adam.  The Fortune sibling sends Adam into a close turnbuckle, and then begins a blend of punches on his opponent.  Eric grabs Adam by the head and forces him down to the mat.

 

Eric:  That’s for my sister!

 

Eric then kicks Adam as hard as he can in the ribs.  Cage rolls around the ring, clutching the now pained area.  Eric lifts Adam to his feet and scoop slams him to the mat.  From there Eric climbs to the second rope and jumps off with a rapid body splash.  He makes the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Th…

 

Kickout.  Eric gets back to his feet and drops a few elbows to Adam and making another pin afterwards.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Thr…

 

Jessica:  Adam with another kickout.  Looks like Eric wants this one over fast.

 

Eric gets Adam up and sends him over his shoulder with a snapmare.  Eric then applies a sleeper on Adam.  Cage looks to be weakening, but regains strength and slowly gets to his feet.  He jabs Eric in the midsection, forcing him to release the hold.  Adam sends Eric down to the met with an arm toss.  Adam wobbles back into a corner to rest, but Eric is right on his tail.  Fortune runs and goes for a turnbuckle clothesline, but Adam moves out of the way.  Eric staggers backwards out of the turnbuckle, and is slammed into the mat as Adam bounces off the ropes and connects with a sit-down clothesline.  Adam rolls out of the ring and falls to ringside, trying to recoup.

 

Jessica:  Eric Fortune has tired out Adam Cage!  But Cage is back in the game and onto his feet.

 

Adam rolls inside the ring and moves towards Eric.  Cage kicks his opponent in the midsection several times.  He then applies Eric in a front face lock and lifts him into the air with a stalling suplex.  Eric smashes into the mat, but Adam doesn’t release the hold.  He lifts Eric back to his feet and suplexes him again.  Adam gets to his feet and looks down at Eric.  From there is kicks him in the stomach, and then steps right on his face.

 

Jessica:  Eric’s face had to be flattened after that one.  Remind me of…

 

Albert:  AAAAAAAAAH!

 

Jessica:  Damn it Albert!  That is the second time in one night you have scared me like that!  Stop it!

 

Albert:  Why I feel bad about loosing match tonight?  I should no feel bad.  Now I no need to worry about fat Jackie complaining about stupid line!  Me no ever liked saying word anyways.  It no from my country and it stupid.  So I say Adios from now, okay?

 

Jessica:  AND back to the match.

 

Adam lifts Eric back up and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle.  Adam pulls Eric back out but throws him back.  This process continues a few more times until Jasmine tells Adam to stop.  Adam goes back to his game plan and sets Eric throat first onto the ropes.  From there Adam jumps over the ropes, grabs Eric’s head, and guillotines him hard.  Eric snaps back to the mat and holds his throat in agony.  Adam slides back into the ring and makes the cover.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

T…

 

Kickout by Fortune.  Adam forces the weaker Eric Fortune back to his feet and promptly hits a snap suplex.  Ready for his next move, Adam runs to the ropes and springboards off them with a moonsault.  Eric rolls out of the way just in time as Adam lands face first into the canvas.

 

Jessica:  Ouch!  Adam Cage looked for Maxx Destruction there but failed.

 

Albert:  You should no drink beer after wrestling.  It no feel good to head.  Anywho, nice reversal by…  that guy.

 

Jessica:  That’s Eric Fortune Albert!

 

Albert:  Well he look like Carson Daly from here!

 

Adam Cage gradually gets back to his feet, but Eric is already up.  Cage runs at Eric, but Eric drives his elbow into his forehead with the Bionic Elbow.  Cage rushes to his feet, but only to be nailed with another Bionic Elbow.  Cage is up once more but suspects the move his coming and ducks the elbow.  Eric turns around and Adam hits him right below the chin with a falling front dropkick (a la Jeff Hardy).  Cage stumbles over to his corner and sees Eric getting back up.  He just stands there, seeming to be waiting for Eric to turn around.  He does and Adam charges at him full speed.  Adam looks for The End (Gore/Spear) but Eric blocks it with his Fully Loaded (Superkick) right to Adam’s head.  The two go down.  Eric holds his leg due to the force Adam’s head drove into it.

 

Jessica:  Even reversed The End is effective to the opponent.  And remember, Adam was working on that leg earlier.

 

Albert:  I know I would no like to be hit with move.

 

Jessica:  Maybe you need it to get your senses back to normal.  I still can’t believe you drank!

 

Albert:  You no need talk about me drinking.  I drink before, you just no see me do it.  It no mean I alcoholic.  Saying I alcoholic is like saying you no sexaholic.

 

Jessica:  Okay, no need to go into detail.  Justin is quite familiar with my addiction anyways *Giggles*.  At any rate, Adam looks to be out of it and Eric seems to be injured.

 

Eric still carries his weight to make the pin on Cage.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Albert:  Eric win it!

 

Jessica:  No he didn’t!  Cage kicked out!  Maybe you need to get some glasses.

 

Jasmine signals it was very close, but was still a two count.  Eric reaches the ropes and supports himself against them.  Adam Cage is sluggish to his feet, but is up.  Eric dashes at him but Cage sends him over his head with a back body drop.  Eric struggles to his feet but Adam is on his guard and slams Eric into the mat with a facebuster.  Cage runs towards the ropes and springboards off them.  This time he connects with Maxx Destruction and makes the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Jessica:  What a kickout by that puke Eric Fortune.  I thought it was over with that move.

 

Albert:  Adam no look happy.  He pound the mat hard.  The mat no do anything to you, so you now stop being mean to mat!

 

Jessica:  Okaaaay…

 

Adam gets off of Eric is stomps the ground, signaling for the kill.  Eric is slow to his feet but eventually gets up.  Adam kicks him in the midsection and quickly stalls him in the air.  Eric is dropped down head first in Adam Cage’s version of the brainbuster.

 

Jessica:  Last Resort by Adam Cage!  Surly it’s over.

 

Adam jumps onto the ring apron and ascends to the top rope.  He taunts the crowed a little bit, then jumps off the turnbuckle with his Pride Splash (Five star frog splash).  Eric Fortune rolls out of the way at the last possible second.  Cage hits the mat hard, almost going through the ring completely.  Eric is still out of it as Jasmine begins to count the two out.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Four…

 

Albert:  I no think either of them get up from the injury they take.

 

Five…

 

Six…

 

Seven…

 

Eight…

 

Eric Fortune rolls over to Adam Cage who is flat on his stomach.  Fortune then begins to apply his Mortal Kombat (STF)!  The fans are on their feet, cheering Eric on.  The move is now fully applied, but Eric doesn’t put much pressure on, being that he is still weak.  Adam Cage doesn’t do anything.  No screaming, taping, or moving.  Jasmine starts to count him out to submission.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Jessica:  NO!  Adam Cage is still in this!  Cage tries to regain his senses and reaches out for the ropes.  He cinches his way towards them, reaching out.  Eric tries his best to hold him back but fail.  Cage reaches the ropes and Jasmine tells him to release the hold.  The fans boo at Adam’s eager to win.  Adam rolls out at ringside and plops down on the thin matting.  Eric follows only to throw him back inside.  Cage crawls over to the turnbuckle to help himself up.  He gets back to his feet only to see Eric run at him.  Cage kicks his legs up and sends Eric reeling back.  Then from out of nowhere Adam plants Eric with a stiff superkick.

 

Jessica:  DEAR GOD what a move!  If that didn’t take Eric out nothing can.

 

Albert:  Bread, I need bread.  And water!  Someone get me bread and water.

 

Jessica:  Go get it yourself.  Everyone is too busy watching the match. 

 

In the ring, Adam refuses to go for the pin.  His cocky attitude comes out to play as he lifts Eric back to his feet.  From there he looks for his Nova (Evenflow DDT) but Eric rolls him up in a small package.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Thre…

 

Jessica:  WHOA!  Close one there.

 

Albert:  And aspirin!  OOOOOOOOUCHIE! 

 

Adam pounds the mat and looks up at Eric who wobbles around the ring.  He gets back up and goes to attack Eric from behind, but Eric forces him to the ground and applies his Ceasefire (Crossface) in the middle of the ring.  Adam holds in the pain and reaches to the ropes, but they are too far away.  He has no choice but to tap.

 

Jessica:  NO ADAM!

 

Albert:  He tap out!  Eric “Kombat” Fortune win match!  Me like his last name too.  I ‘Fortune Cookie’ and he a Fortune.  HA!  But anywho he wins…  and oh my I have headache badly!

 

Jessica:  Damn it!  Hey, look at this man!  He’s not releasing the hold!  Someone stop this maniac.

 

The fans cheers turn to boos as Justin Sharp runs down to the ring, chair in hand.  Eric sees him and quickly makes his escape. 

 

Eric:  You’re next Sharp!

 

Sharp taunts Eric to come and fight, but Eric shows his smarts and makes his way up the ramp.  Jasmine runs up and raises his hand in victory at the top of the entranceway.  Jessica slides into the ring with her boyfriend and the two check on the aching Pride member.

 

Albert:  I suppose this over.  We go to next match now, and I go take long nap.  But I need find bathroom first.

 

At the top of the entranceway Eric crumples to the steel as Bane drops the smaller man with an axhandle blow. Maxx Pain stands watching as the crowd explodes with boos. Pike and Hunt watch intently from the host table only a few feet away.

 

Pike: Look at this! Pride are just a bunch of bullies!

 

Hunt: Could be worse, they could be attacking us!

 

The Dream Stealer runs down the rampway as Bane stomps on the prone Kombat. In the ring Justin and Jessica help up Cage. Justin motions Jessica outside the ring as Maxx steps over the top rope entering the ring. Cage, with his back to Maxx but facing Justin, never sees Maxx grab him around the back of the neck and drops him to the mat with an inverted chokeslam.

 

Pike: Shit on me! Maxx Pain just dropped Adam Cage!

 

Hunt: Looks like Pride just dropped Adam Cage! Hehee!

 

Jessica slides a steel chair in the ring that Justin picks up. In the meantime Maxx bounces off the ropes and delivers a might legdrop to Cage’s throat. Justin, with hate in his eyes, proceeds to pound away on the legs of Cage seemingly trying to end the highflyer’s career. Bane has now picked up Kombat onto his shoulder as he walks down the rampway toward the ring.

 

Pike: This is despicable! I can’t believe this is how Pride gets rid of a member!

 

Bane, with Kombat still on shoulder, steps over the top rope. Justin looks at the self-proclaimed God of Pain and nods. Bane positions Kombat’s head between his legs and drops Kombat on his head with an…

 

Pike: Implosion (tombstone piledriver)! This is sick!

 

Maxx picks up Cage, locks his head between his legs, lifts him and then drops him with the CareerEnder (high angle powerbomb). Justin tosses the chair out of the ring, grabs Cage’s legs and applies the Sharp Lock. The crowd begins to litter the ring with trash and debris. Jessica slides back into the ring with a microphone. Justin lets go of Cage as Maxx and Bane stand looking menacing.

 

Jessica: Adam Cage, you are the weakest link!!! Goodbye!!

 

Hunt: I never liked Adam Cage anyway!

 

Pike: Shuttup! We need some EMTs down there for Cage and Kombat!

 

 

---Box suite---

 

In a box suite watching the action is the GZW Deputy Commissioner Sincere. He smiles as he sees Pride dismantle Adam Cage. Sincere is the only one that can be seen as the camera is close up on him but it is apparent that he is talking to someone in the room.

 

Sincere: Foolish young ones. They do not see that they make themselves weaker by imposing their strength in such a way. By publicly expelling Adam Cage they have added yet another enemy to their growing list while at the same time burning a bridge to a future asset. In their numbers they feel they are superior yet they know nothing. Nothing at all. The time for chaos is slowly at hand. We shall see who will answer the call.

 

***

 

 

---Triple Threat Match: “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier vs. “Young Dragon” Symon vs. Desecrator---

 

Pike: This match will be hectic to say the least. Pride member and MSWA Mid-South Champion Chris Trepanier will battle against Symon and James “Desecrator” Tanner! In a triple threat match, you really have to watch your back!

 

Hunt: Damn skippy! We just saw Pride destroy Adam Cage, so keep you eye out for them in this match!

 

First out to the song     by __is a former TV and LH Champ, Desecrator. The RoccWylder and Pendragon Society knight walks down the rampway as the jammed packed Hampden Arena rocks with an ovation for the young veteran. He enters the ring and waits for his opponents.

 

Next out is Symon to the tune of “Black” by Sevendust. The ex-IC Champ makes his way to the ring, eyeing Des the entire time. The crowd also gives the motormouth young wrestler a roaring ovation.

 

Pike: Symon is pound for pound one of the best wrestlers and most entertaining superstars here in the GZW. Although his motives and alliance with Deputy Commissioner Sincere are of the utmost interest to the wrestling world, it cannot be denied this young nineteen-year-old looks to be the future of GZW!

 

“Thunder Rolls” by Garth Brooks plays as Chris T. slowly makes his way to the ring with the Mid South gold belt over his shoulder. A fan's sign reads, "Ohmigosh! Is Chris T. still apart of GZW?"

 

Symon and Des go at it in the ring as Chris T. takes his time to the ring. Symon with chops to the chest of Des. Whip by Symon and hiptoss on Des. The RoccWylder gets up to his feet. Symon with a dropkick knocks Des down. Symon lifts up his enemy and lands several punches. Whip by Symon reversed by Des. Chris T., who is out on the floor, pulls down the top rope causing Symon to fall out to the floor.

 

Hunt: That is what makes Trepanier a great wrestler! He knows when to take his time and when to strike. Kinda like that Kenny Rogers' song, "you got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em"!

 

Chris T. takes Symon's head and slams it into the steel steps. With Symon laying on the floor, Chris T. slides into the ring with Des. Des and Chris T. glare at each other. They go to lock up, but Des with a quick spin kick to the gut of Chris T., knocking the wind out of him. Des snapmares Chris T. over into seated position. Des with a swift kick to the back of Chris.T's head. With Chris T. on the mat, Des runs, bounces off the ropes and nails a Great Muta-style lightning quick elbow drop to the chest.

 

Pike: The agility and quickness of Desecrator on display!

 

Meanwhile, Symon gets up onto the apron. When Des turns around, Symon nails him with springboard missile dropkick. Symon lifts up Des and chops away at him in the corner. Symon whips Des to the opposite corner. Symon charges in. But Chris T. gets up and quickly sideswipes a charging Symon with a clothesline.

 

Pike: The danger of a triple threat match, you always have to watch out because you never know when the third man might strike!

 

Hunt: Kinda like that one night I spent in jail in 1983...oops. Was that out loud?

 

Chris T. lifts up Symon and takes him down with a dragon screw leg whip. Chris T. then applies a single leg lock on Symon while Des drops several lightning quick elbows on Symon. The Pride member and the Pendragon member form a temporary alliance as they lift up Symon and hammer away on him with punches. The two whip Symon to the ropes and elevate him up and over with double back body drop. As Des moves in Symon, Chris T. nails Des from behind with an ax handle.

 

Pike: Desecrator gets nailed from behind!

 

Hunt: Kinda like that night in jail...oops...

 

Chrs T. stomps away on Des as if he were a dog. Chris T. lifts up Des and takes him down with a snap suplex. Chris T. then viciously gouges at the eyes of the RoccWylders.

 

Chris T. lifts Des up and whips him to the ropes. Chris T. goes for a tiltawhirl backbreaker, but Des counters it in midair with a headscissors takedown. Chris T. gets up. Des with a mafia kick sends Chris T. out to the floor. Symon gets behind Des and goes for a release German suplex. But Des lands on his feet. Des charges at Symon, but the Young Dragon, with a back body drop, elevates Des over the top rope and onto Chris T. on the floor. With Des and Chris T. slowly getting up on the floor, Symon hops onto the top rope and nails a moonsault on both of them on the floor.

 

Pike: Symon with his impressive highflying maneuvers!

 

The three men slowly get up. Symon gets up, as does Chris T. Both men get back in the ring. Canadian Thunder with several forearms to the head. Whip by Chris T., reverse by Symon. Symon with a tiltawhirl backbreaker. The cover by Symon, but Chris T. kicks out. Symon lifts up Chris T. and goes for a kick to the midsection. Chris T. catches his leg. But Symon hops off his free leg and nails Chris T. in the back of the head with an enziguri.

 

Meanwhile, Des has recovered and gotten up on the apron. In the ring, Symon lifts up Chris T. and drops him with a Northern Lights suplex with a bridge for a pin. But Des quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle and breaks it up with a tope atomico (senton bomb) on Symon.

 

Pike: Tanner breaks up the pin!

 

Des lifts up Symon and tosses him out of the ring. Des lifts up Chris T. and drops him with a vertical suplex. Des lifts Chris T. back to his feet. Des with vicious knife-edge chops. Whip by Des, Chris T. reverses. Chris T. drops his head and Des counters with a jumping DDT. Des lifts up Chris T. and drops him with a piledriver. The cover.

 

1…2…

 

Pike: No! Trepanier kicks out!

 

Des lifts Chris T. up and whips him to the ropes. Des jumps up and goes for a hurricanranna, but Chris T. counters it with a huge powerbomb. Chris T. still holds onto Des and lifts him up once more and powerbombs him again.

 

Hunt: Chris Trepanier, the Pride of Canada!

 

Trepanier lifts up Des and drops him with a gutwrench powerbomb. Des clutches his back in pain. Chris T. goes for the kill as he locks in the Canadian Maple Leaf (Texas clover leaf). But Symon gets in the ring and breaks it up with a dropkick to the face of Chris T.

 

Pike: Symon with the save! If he didn't get in there, this match would have been over!

 

Symon lifts up Chris T., lands several thrusts to the throat and whips the MSWA Champ. Chris T. reverses. Symon ducks a clothesline, bounces off the ropes and takes Chris T. down with an avalanche hurricanranna. Symon quickly gets back up, lifts up Chris T. and drops him on his head with a brainbuster. The cover.

 

1…2…

 

Pike: No! Trepanier kicks out! Love him or hate him, he is one tough cookie!

 

Symon lifts up Chris T. and sets him up on the top rope for a superplex. Symon gets on the turnbuckle. But Des gets up and nails Symon from behind with a shot to the back. Des gets under Symon and puts Symon on his shoulders. Des backs up a few steps. Chris T. regains his senses sitting on the turnbuckle. Chris T. climbs up one more turnbuckle. Chris T. leaps and clotheslines Symon off of Desecrator’s shoulders.

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!

 

Hunt: Shades of the Road Warriors! And I don't mean Mad Max!

 

Chris T. quickly goes to cover Symon, but Des pulls Chris T. off. Des then goes for the cover, but Chris T. pulls him off. Des and Chris T. now go nose to nose. The two men exchange chops, each one louder than the last. But Chris T. gets the better of the exchange as he continues to chop away on Des. Chris T. with a couple headbutts on Des. Chris T. whips Des to the ropes. Chris T. with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Des.

 

The 18-year-old Des gets up slowly and goes to the corner. Chris T. charges at Des going for a spear. But Des gets out of the way as Chris T. hits the ring post hard with his shoulder. Des grabs Chris T. and drops him on his head with a Michinoku driver. Des then goes to Symon and drags his body next to Chris T.

 

Pike: What does Desecrator have in that young mind of his?

 

With Chris T. and Symon laying next to each other, Des goes up to the top turnbuckle and nails both of them with a Bright Nights (swanton bomb).

 

Pike: Wowsers! What a move!

 

Des goes to cover both men.

 

1...2...

 

Pike: Both men kick out! Can you believe that?

 

Des is pissed off. He lifts up Symon and kicks him in the chest several times. Des whips Symon to the ropes. Des goes for a back body drop, but Symon lands on his feet. Des turns around and goes to clothesline. But Symon ducks and Ref Sonny Bright is knocked to the canvas.

 

Pike: Ref Bright just got hit in the face with that clothesline!

 

Symon then nails Des with a spinning heel kick. Symon lifts up Des and drops him with a short powerbomb (sky high). Symon looks to the fans as he climbs up to the top.

 

Pike: He is going for the 450 Splash!

 

Meanwhile, with Ref Bright temporarily out, Chris T. grabs his belt at ringside. He goes over to Symon and blasts him in the face with the belt. Symon falls off the turnbuckle and hits the arena floor below.

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What a nasty fall!

 

Chris T. lifts up Des and lands a few punches. Whip by Chris T. Des ducks a clothesline, runs to the ropes, hops on the top rope and goes for a moonsault. But Chris T. catches him in midair by the waist and drops him on his head with a jumping tombstone.

 

Pike: Wowsers! Desecrator may be paralyzed after getting dropped like that!

 

Chris T. then goes to lock in the Canadian Maple Leaf. Ref Bright regains his senses. Ref Bright checks on Des. James Tanner is tapping out!!

 

Pike: Chris Trepanier gains the victory as Desecrator taps out!

 

Chris T. stands in the ring holding up the MSWA Mid-South belt. But suddenly out from the crowd comes...

 

Pike: Is that? Yes it is! It's Robert Turner!

 

Hunt: Who?

 

Pike: The wrestler once known as Manic Depression!

 

Turner, the former Manic Depression, slides into the ring as the fans erupt. Turner turns Chris T. and hammers away with right hands. Turner whips Chris T. to the ropes and nails him with a dropkick. The MSWA Champ is sent out of the ring. Chris T. quickly grabs his Mid-South Title and goes back up the rampway.

 

Pike: Robert Turner making an immediate impact after shedding the Manic Depression gimmick!

 

Hunt: Yeah, real brave of him to attack a man who has been through a grueling triple threat match!

 

---Dressing Room---

Tonya Glory is in the locker room, just finished showering and packing her bags. But out of nowhere comes Elexia Croix. Elexia grabs Glory and throws her against the wall. Elexia is on top of Glory, punching away on Tonya Glory. Security comes in to break up the scuffle.

 

***

---Backstage---

 

In the backstage hallway Chris T. and  Maxx Pain are beating down Symon.  Maxx tosses the young man against the wall. As he slides down the wall Chris T. runs and gives him a knee to the stomach.

 

Pike: Pride is backstage destroying Symon!

 

Hunt: Pride is reaffirming their dominance here tonight at Fallout: Zero Hour!

 

Chris T: Just a little message from Pride. Watch your step little boy or you’ll find yourself broken in half.

 

Maxx goes to lift Symon up but a voice behind them stops the Dream Stealer.

 

Voice: Why don’t you leave the young one alone?

 

Maxx and Chris T. turn around and see Sincere rubbing his right fist into his left palm. Maxx stands up and grins.

 

Pike: Sincere is standing up for Symon!

 

Hunt: Sincere is the man but he wouldn’t stand a chance against both Chris Trepanier and Maxx Pain!

 

Maxx: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Jade Dragon. I’ve wanted a piece of you since the Bad Influence days.

 

Sincere: Well here I am, Maxx “Steele”.

 

Chris T: Well isn’t that sweet. The daddy is going to protect his little boy.

 

From behind the corner steps out “Far East Beast” Gideon, dressed in jeans, GZW promotional shirt, and his trademark barbwired covered gloves.

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Gideon is back in the GZW!

 

Hunt: But what is he doing with Sincere?

 

Gideon: No I am going to protect MY son. (looking at Sincere) Is that not right my brother?

 

Sincere and Gideon smile evilly at each other as the walk toward Maxx and Chris T. Maxx never one to back down, no matter how foolish, steps forward but Chris T. grabs him by the shoulder.

 

Chris T.: Not now, Maxx. We got our point across. There’ll be other times.

 

Maxx growls as he nods his head. Gideon holds up his fist to invite Maxx to meet his barbwired gloves, which are objects of legend in HKWF. Chris T. and Maxx back away as Sincere and Gideon check on the unconscious Symon.

 

Pike: What a revelation! We finally find out the relationship of Symon to Sincere as well as find out Gideon and Sincere are brothers!

 

Hunt: GZW is composed of a bunch of dysfunctional families!

 

Pike: Speaking of, we have to get to the next  match of Chris Sharp versus his son Justin Sharp!

 

 

---Submission Match: Chris Sharp vs. Justin Sharp---

 

(The Zero-Tron lights up as the New Glascow fans stand and stare at the massive Zero-Tron to see A picture of Justin Sharp appear and then a picture of his father, Chris Sharp before this appears.)

 

 

“It’s A Sharp Life”

 

“Throughout time there has been endless familys feuds.”

“Brothers fight with brothers.”

“Sisters feud with sisters.”

“But perhaps the most disturbing feuds of all come from...”

“Father Vs. Son”

 

*The song “Only The Strong” By Flaw begins to play slightly as the scenes of the bloody Sharp Vs.  Sharp feud begins to play out on the massive Zero-Tron.*

 

“Step On Up!”

 

*Justin is shown attacking his re appearing father for the first time.*

 

“What makes me think that your all look down on me?

And afraid to feel that and I’d love to pretend that

I’m immortal

And lead to all that is wrong

Just keep on wishing

Busting my feelings so long

It’s deserving

I’m gonna legaly stay

Can’t stop whining

Still afraid of what I might say or reactions control us one and all!”

 

*Chris is shown assembling his group of babyfaces as the crowd pops.*

 

“It’s Mine!

It’s Your Only

As Decent As I Can Make Myself!

Inside!

We All Know, Only The Strong Survive!”

 

*Justin is shown flaunting his LH Title and proclaiming himself the LH King.*

 

“Why Don’t You Think About That?!

Why Don’t You Think About That?”

 

*Chris Sharp is shown pleading with Justin to come to his sences.*

 

“So now I’m bleeding

On myself, yes once again.

Seems I trusted another decietful friend,

My fault

I should of known the deal..

Keep your friends close,

But  your enemies close for real!

Seems easy...

But nothing could be so hard!

Trying to geuss life,

Stealing like an Ex con!

I should of folded...

I don’t like this hand at all!”

 

*Justin and Chris are shown standing eye to eye as the song slips into it’s corus.*

 

“It’s Mine!

It’s Your Only

As Decent As I Can

Make Myself...

Inside We All Know,

Only The Strong Survive!”

 

*Justin is shown beating on Zac Sharp and running him down in his car as Chris holds his youngest son in his arms as the blood falls down onto his chest.*

 

“Maybe things happen for a reason?

And where in lies the answer

To all overcome the grieving

Of lifes unlowly lessons

I’m having insuccession

It fills my pain...

Which Makes Me Strong!”

 

*Chris is shown with the Sharp Lock on Justin in one shot and the next shot is Justin locking on the Sharp Lock on Chris Sharp.*

 

“It’s Mine!

It’s Your Only

As Decent As I Can

Make Myself...

Inside We All Know!

Only The Strong Survive!”

 

*Chris is shown with blood pouring down his face as the background begins to turn red in all of the shots.*

 

“Well It’s Mine!

It’s Your Only

As Decent As I Can

Make Myself...

Inside We All Know!

Only The Strong Survive!”

 

*Chris is shown sitting with his son Zac in the hospital as the doctors try to keep him breathing.*

 

“Why Don’t You Think About THIS?!

Why Don’t You Think About This For A Minute?!”

 

*The final shot is one of Justin’s face crimsoned with blood as the Zero-Tron fades to black and the crowd rises to it’s feet in tribute.*

 

***

 

(The crowd is still on it’s feet as the lights begin to brighten in the arena once again and the camera pans back down to show Memphis Pike and Alexander Hunt sitting behind the announcers table.)

 

Pike: An amazing heart warming video about a feud that has gone from personal to deadly between a father and son! It’s very disturbing isn’t it Hunt?

 

Hunt: I thought it was cool....

 

Pike: Yeah, you would!

 

(The crowd erupts as “I’m A Dog” By Kid Rock hits and Chris Sharp appears on the top of the ramp along side Holly Fortune and makes his way down to the ring as he looks from side to side with a determined look on his face.)

 

Pike: Chris Sharp looks especially focused here tonight.

 

(Chris rolls into the ring and taunts the crowd to a massive “Sharp” chant as the elder Sharp stands in the middle of the ring soaking in all of the cheers and chants.)

 

Hunt: These people would cheer for a man who abandoned his family? But not for Justin Sharp?

 

(The crowds cheers soon turn to a massive amount of boos as the Pride version of “Set It Off” hits and the ex-LH Champion, Justin Sharp makes his way out as he stares down his father from the ramp.)

 

Hunt: Justin is going to wreck his father here tonight.

 

Pike: Give me a break...

 

(Justin makes his way down the ramp but stops before the ring and looks over at Holly and smiles a sick smile her way as Chris walks up to the ropes and points at Justin as if to say “Don’t Think About It!”. But the ref pushes Chris back and Justin takes the oppurtunity to roll into the ring the match begins!)

 

Pike: Here we go!

 

(Justin and Chris lock up and try to show off eachothers brute force but niether budge as they let go and exchange a “pretty good” look towards eachother as they try once more to no aviel as Justin looks at his old man with a little bit of a worried look on his face this time. But as the two go to lock up again Justin knees Chris in the groin and whips him off the ropes and nails a big Clothesline as the crowd boos.)

 

Hunt: Brilliant move by Justin Sharp!

 

(Justin struts around the ring as the crowd boos and Justin once again points at Holly and mouthes at the young Fortune as Chris gets to his feet and spins Justin around and nails his son between the eyes with a hard right hand!)

 

Hunt: What a cheap move....

 

Pike: (sarcasticcally) Your Amazing you know!

 

Hunt: I know!

 

(Chris continues to lash out with vicious right hands as he whips Justin into the ropes and nails a picture perfect Flap Jack to his sons great surprise! Chris pumps his fist in the air as the crowd really gets behind him. Justin slams his fist on the mat and snaps up automatically and tries to take his dad down with a spear, but the elder sharp uses Justin’s own momentum and sends him through the ropes to the outside of the ring!)

 

Pike: What a smart move by the elder Sharp!

 

Hunt: Get up Justin!

 

(Chris crouches in the ring (ala Rock) and waits for Justin to get back into the ring but instead Justin stands on the outside and grabs onto a steel chair!)

 

Hunt: Match says you have to win by Sharp Lock... Didn’t say anything about using a steel chair in the process!

 

Pike: That’s right... The only way to win is by Submission to the Sharp Lock.

 

(Justin  rolls into the ring and as Chris tries for the spear Justin throws the steel chair into his face with a sickening thud as the crowd all jumps. Justin immidiately grabs Chris’s legs and tries to flip him over into a Sharp Lock but the elder Sharp quickly gets to the ropes before Justin can turn him over. The ref moves Justin away from Chris but Justin pushes the ref out of the way and begins to stomp on his fallen father.)

 

Pike: Justin Sharp has absolutely no respect for the referee’s of GZW!

 

Hunt: Damn right Donut Boy!

 

(After getting in 5 good swift kicks to Chris’s side, Justin pulls his old man into the center of the ring and once again tries for the Sharp Lock, but Chris counters and grabs onto his feet, so Justin sunnyside flips Chris into the turnbuckle and as he stumbles backwards hook him up and hits...)

 

Hunt: HYDRA! It could be over early!

 

(The crowd is buzzing as Justin tries to flip his father over into the Sharp Lock... But Holly gets up on the ringside and distracts Justin as he lets go of his fathers legs and goes after Holly instead! Justin raises his hands to Holly as if to say “I Won’t Do Anything!” But then grabs onto her hair and tries to pull her into the ring but Chris stops that with a Low Blow!)

 

Pike: Thank god!

 

Hunt: Yeah, leave Holly to me Justin!

 

(Justin falls to his knee and Chris takes the oppurtunity to run up against the rope and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker on his stunned son! Chris then locks on a...)

 

Pike: Figure Four! Chris looking to end it here!

 

Hunt: Wrong! The loser must tap to the Sharp Lock!

 

Pike: A point that Chris Sharp may not know about....

 

(Chris reals back as hard as he can but the Referee tells him he can’t win by Figure Four and the elder Sharp lets go of the hold as Justin tries to pulls himself to the ropes while holding his knees.)

 

Pike: Chris getting in the refs face here... The ref can’t do anything about it though!

 

Hunt: Referees are worthless!

 

(Chris shakes his head in frustration as he turns back to Justin, who has pulled himself to his feet in the corner and begins to undo the turnbuckle cushion but turns and blocks a shot from his father before pulling the cushion entriely off and throwing it at his dad... Which provides the perfect diversion for a Spear!)

 

Hunt: Sharp is so smart!

 

Pike: Which one?

 

Hunt: Justin, Donut Boy! Chris is nothing but an old fart!

 

(With Chris down Justin pulls his father over and finally manages to lock on...)

 

Pike: Sharp Lock!!! (Walls of Jericho) Justin may have it won here!

 

Hunt: Woo Hoo!

 

(Justin reals back on the hold as Chris’s face cringes in pain as he tries to make it to the ropes but just as hes about to grab on, Justin pulls him back into the center of the ring and presses down harder onto his father’s spine!)

 

Pike: I can’t believe how long Chris is lasting in this move!

 

(The ref bends down to ask Chris to tap but the elder Sharp refuses to give up and Holly claps her hands at ringside as the fans chant “Sharp! Sharp! Sharp!” Justin spits in Holly’s direction and tries to increase the pressure of the move but Chris pushes with all his might and to mighty hollor pushes himself out of the move!)

 

Pike: Chris Sharp just powered his way out of the Sharp Lock!

 

Hunt: Does it really matter? The damage has been done Donut Boy... Justin’s got this match!

 

Pike: I have to agree with you there... The damage has damn sure been done.

 

(Justin crawls over to the corner and holds his head in disbelief as he can’t believe what has just happend as the crowd is screaming! Justin slowly pulls himself up and shakes his head in anger as he viciously stomps the back of his father! Justin stomps and stomps away as Chris cringes up into the fetal possition.)

 

Pike: The disturbed and sick side of Justin coming through here!

 

(Justin continues to lay the boots to his dad as once again Holly jumps up on the side of the ring to try and distract the young ex-LH Champ. Justin turns and once again looks to pull Holly into the ring but the Fortune volunteeringly steps into the ring and slaps Justin! Much to the crowds delight!)

 

Hunt: She’s a fighter!

 

Pike: She’s a Fortune!

 

(Justin stares at Holly with eyes filled with anger but as he goes to swing at the young woman, Chris wraps his arms around Justin’s and flips him over into a cradle and then into a Sharp Lock(Walls Of Jericho))

 

Pike: Sharp Lock! Sharp Lock! Sharp Lock!

 

Hunt: NO!

 

(Chris holds the move as the arena fills with flashbulbs and the crowd chants for Justin to tap but the young Sharp goes for the ropes only to meet a slap to the face by Holly Fortune! Chris then pulls Justin into the center of the ring and presses down as Justins back bends horendously!)

 

Pike: Sharp has to tap!

 

Hunt: Don’t do it Justin!

 

(Justin raises his hand like he is about to tap but instead manages to hold off a little longer and begins to pull himself towards the bottom rope. Chris tries to pull Justin away but one last final dive allows Justin to grab onto the rope and the crowd boos loudly as Chris has to release the hold.)

 

Hunt: I knew he’d do it!

 

Pike: I’ll give you that... That took guts!

 

(Chris shakes his head in disbelief as he once again tries once again to lock on the Sharp Lock but Justin boots him in the face which causes Chris to stumble backwards. Justin begins to pull himself up by the middle rope but just as he manages to get up, Chris kicks him in the stomache and nails a Hydra of his own!)

 

Pike: Wait a minute!

 

(Jessica Wuchie runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and kicks Chris square between the legs as the crowd boos.)

 

Hunt: That’s a field goal kick if I ever saw one!

 

(Chris drops to his knees as Justin pulls himself up and points behind Jessica where Holly has gotten up on the side of the ring. Jessica runs over and slaps Holly, causing the Fortune to fall backwards to the ground as Justin grabs his fathers legs and stares at the crowd with a crazy look in his eyes.)

 

Pike: Justin’s going for it.... Not this way!

 

Hunt: Sharp Lock!(Walls Of Jericho) He’s got it!

 

(Chris tries to crawl to the ropes but Jessica boots his hands away and Justin pulls him back into the center of the ring as the crowd is trying to get behind the elder Sharp.)

 

Pike: Chris is tapping! Justin Sharp wins!

 

Hunt: YES! YES!

 

(Refs swarm the ring as Justin won’t let go of the hold and Chris is screaming in pain as Jessica is clapping and jumping up and down like a little school girl. The refs finally mange to pull Justin off and push him and Jessica back into a corner as EMT’s rush down to the ring to check on Chris.)

 

Pike: Chris Sharp could be seriously hurt here!

 

(The EMT’s start to check on Chris but Holly crawls into the ring and pushes them all back as she pulls him up into a sitting position and finally pulls him to his feet and hugs the elder Sharp as a tear is shown rolling down her cheak.)

 

Pike: Chris may of lost here tonight but he has proven that he is willing to go through hell to stop his son!

 

Hunt: Makes me sick personally!

 

(Holly holds Chris’s face and pulls him out in front of her.. She brushes his face with her hand and looks like she might kiss him.... BUT KNEES HIM IN THE NUTS INSTEAD!)

 

Pike: WHAT’S GOING ON!

 

(Chris falls to his knees as Holly calls to Justin, who smiles wickedly and locks on yet another Sharp Lock as Holly and Jessica hold the refs back and even slap some of them!)

 

Hunt: Holly Fortune... Has she?

 

(Justin reels back on the manuever and a sickening SNAP is heard throughout the arena as the Justin releases the hold and stares down at his fathers unmoving body as the EMT’s all rush to try and pulls Chris out of the ring and manage to get him onto a stretcher as Holly and Jessica hold Justin back and all three smile and stare at the lifeless Sharp being taken up the ramp.)

 

Pike: I can’t believe this!

 

(Holly, Jessica, and Justin all turn towards the crowd and Holly and Jessica both raise Justin’s arms in victory as the crowd boos and throws liter into the ring to try and voice their opinion. The trio repeat the process for every side of the ring as the crowd is booing thier heads off!)

 

Pike: Holly Fortune... HAS JOINED PRIDE!

 

Hunt: YES!!! I... I can’t believe it! This is great!

 

(“Set It Off” By P.O.D hits and Justin jumps out of the ring and helps both of the ladies down and the three walk up the ramp as the crowd boos loudly. Justin stops at the top of the ramp and raises the hands of Jessica and Holly in salute to the two women before disappearing behind the Zero Tron!)

 

Pike: Justin has been talking about Pride needing backstage power for a long time... And he’s done it! Holly Fortune has joined the “New Guard Renegades”!

 

Hunt: Man... I’m still speechless! And this is me we’re talking about!

 

 

---Box Suite---

 

In a box suite overlooking the Hampden Arena is Commissioner Angel Profit-Williams. In a stroller next to her is baby Rachel. A knock is heard at the door and Angel gets up and opens it. Standing in the doorway is Rebellion, already dressed in his wrestling attire.

 

Angel: Come on in, Seth.

 

Obviously used to hearing Angel call him by his real name, Reb walks into the box suite. He walks over to the stroller and kneels down to admire baby Rachel.  Angel closes the door, leaning up against it.

 

Rebellion: (holding Rachel’s little hand) She’s getting bigger everyday.

 

The normally gloomy wrestler cracks a genuine smile. Angel comes and sits in the chair she was sitting. She places her hand on Reb’s shoulder. Reb looks back at her.

 

Rebellion: What is it, Angel?

 

Angel: (she strokes Reb’s face with her hand) I’m going to tell Nathan the truth, Seth.

 

Rebellion: (taking her hand in his) Why, Angel?

 

Angel: He has a right to know. I love him and want to be a faithful wife to him again. It’s time to come clean about everything.

 

Reb stands up and looks down into Angel’s eyes. For a brief moment it seems that Reb wants to object, but as quickly as it came it leaves.

 

Rebellion: (releasing her hand) Do what you have to, Angel. I have a match to get ready for.

 

Reb walks to the door. Before he opens it he looks back at Angel who has her head down. Reb shakes his head, opens the door, and walks out slamming the door behind him.

 

Angel: (sobbing) I have to do the right thing.

 

***

 

---Backstage---

 

(Justin Sharp is shown walking backstage as the Scotland crowd boos loudly. Justin rounds a corner and walks straight into none other than ZAC SHARP! The younger Zac smiles at his big brother as Justin stumbles backwards out of pure surprise.)

 

Zac: Surprised Justin?

 

Justin: So... The vegetable walks, and talks!

 

Zac: And can fight again!

 

Justin: I suppose your a little ticked over what I just did to our old man huh? Well get over it junior... He would of done the same thing he did to me to you! So back off!

 

Zac: Whatever happend between dad and you is YOUR business! When you ran me over with your car... That’s OUR business! You tried to end my career before it even got going?

 

Justin: And if you don’t fucking back off, I’m gonna try one more time!

 

(Justin goes to walks past Zac, but the younger Sharp pushes his big half brother back into the wall.)

 

Zac: When I’m talking... Your gonna listen!

 

(Justin looks like hes gonna snap, but then calmly smiles and shrugs his shoulders.)

 

Justin: Fine then, what you got to say?

 

Zac: I....

 

(As Zac begins to talk, Justins flashes out with a vicious closed fist right hand and  drops Zac on the spot! Justin then begins to stomp away on his younger brother... Degrating him as he does.)

 

Justin: You.... (Kick) Will.... (Kick) Not.... (Kick)... Fuck with me! (Big Kick!)

 

(Justin spits on Zac and walks away with his head held high as Zac pulls himself up to one knee and whips some blood from his nose.)

 

Zac: See you on Crimson...

 

(The scene fades.)

 

***

 

 

---Host Table---

 

Pike: It seems like the era of John Profit and his HKWF still permeate GZW as the next match surely qualifies a match that would be seen on HKWF’s own Monday Massive show!

 

Hunt: I agree with you there, Donutboy! But who better to commentate the match than the veteran HKWF announce team and current GZW Wyldsyde commentators, Siu Ann and Jackie Lee!

 

Pike: Take it away guys!

 

 

---Bedlam Rules, No Disqualification, Three Way Victory, Tag Team Match: The Brother}{ood vs. The StormRiders---

 

Siu Ann Wong:

 

Hello everyone and welcome back to this very special event! GZW’s Fallout: Zero Tolerance.”

Jackie Lee:

 

“The oh so victorious, ols school, wrestling legend ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee here, along with Siu Ann Wong as commentators on this next match! And it’s not like me to gloat, but hey Wuchie: Sayonara! Oooooh that felt sweet! SAYONARA! Oh that was better than sex… maybe not! Anyway, Wuchie, maybe now you’ve learnt to respect you elders, and learnt to ask before you take something that belongs to someone else. This is Jackie Lee publically saying that as long as you don’t provoke me Wuchie, we no longer have a problem! I have what is mine, so I’m quite happy to settle back down right here in this commentary chair and leave the wrestling in the ring to the youngsters... shame some other guys in other federations don’t have the same philosophy.”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“That’s very noble Jackie, and I’m glad this horrid situation is finally over, but we DO actually have a match to commentate on here!”

 

Jackie:

 

“And it is one of the most ridiculous stipulations I’ve heard outside of the HKWF! I love it!”

 

Siu Ann:

 

That’s right Jackie: goodness gracious! What a match this is going to be! A bedlam rules, no disqualification, three way victory, tag team match between the StormRiders and the Brother}{ood!”

 

Jackie:

 

That's right! The three victory part means that you have to defeat your opponent in three different types of fall: pinfall, submission, and last man standing!”

Siu Ann:

 

I don't think either of these two teams will ever be the same after tonight! They're putting it all on the line tonight to end this bitter feud!”

 

Jackie:

 

“This match is straight out of the HKWF speciality match! I remember commentating on the Firefly, Union Jack title match.”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“And if there’s two teams that might be able to top that match classic, it’s these two!”

 

After the tolling of bells, ‘Hell’s Bells’ by the AC/DC kicks in to announce the entrance of the StormRiders: Outlaw Wales and Prey.

 

Herbert Torres:

 

“The following contest is the bedlam rules, falls count anywhere, no disqualifications, three way victory tag team match!”

 

There is a loud cheer from the fans in reaction to the announcement of this bizarre stipulation! However, on the appearance of Wales and Prey on the zerotron, the fans erupt into a huge boo!

 

Siu Ann:

“The fans are sure telling the StormRiders what they think of them!”

 

Herbert:

Introducing first, representing the HKWF, Outlaw Wales; Prey: The StormRiders!”

Wales and Prey head to the ring shouting abuse at the fans. They have come well prepared: Prey carries a pair of kendo sticks with evil intent, and Wales has a trash can full of ‘goodies’! Visible within the trash can is a spade, a mop, a 2 by 4, a kendo stick, and many other things. When they get there, the StormRiders immediately go under the ring and pull out a table, more trash cans, a fire extinguisher, a couple of steel chairs, and a kitchen sink!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! The StormRiders could open a junk shop with all those things!”

Jackie:

“HKWF motto: Be Prepared!”

Siu Ann:

“That was the Boy Scouts!”

Jackie:

“Don’t say that to the StormRiders!”

Click, Click, Boom’ by Saliva comes over the PA. To a cheer from the crowd, Kid Kaos and Chains make their appearance on the zerotron! 

Herbert:

And their opponents, Kid Kaos; Chains: The Brother}{ood!”

The camera angle quickly changes to show the StormRiders setting up tables all around the ring.

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! The StormRiders have evil plans: look at all those tables!

Chains and Kaos appear unarmed… but then Kaos heads back through the entrance and comes back with a dumpster! He shoves it down the entranceway and it crashed hard onto the side of the ring!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Kid Kaos brought a dumpster to the party!”

Chains heads back through the entranceway, and...

Siu Ann:

“Chains is on a motorbike! Surely he doesn’t intend to use the motorbike as a weapon?!”

Jackie:

“He’s as nutty as a fruitcake that Chains! And a cheeky little punk to go with it! How dare he ask you out Siu Ann!”

Siu Ann:

“Some of the things he does in the ring really, really scares me!”

Jackie:

“How could you even contemplate going out with that? I thought you were crazy fancying bloody Firefly, but Chains?!”

Siu Ann:

“I never said I fancy him! I just think it’s kinda sweet!”

Jackie:

“I think he’s creepy, and you should keep well away from him!”

Siu Ann:

“I’ll bear that in mind...”

Wales and Prey are giving the ref grief about Chains’ motorbike, but the ref is shaking his head! There’s nothing he can do about it! Chains and Kaos have gleeful, wicked smiles on their faces on the zerotron, watching the StormRiders’ protests.

Chains speeds to the ring, and Kaos runs after. Chains gets off the bike, and both Brother}{ood members slide into the ring full of weaponry. Prey glares sadistically at Chains wielding the two Singapore canes like a Saracen: the ‘blades’ twirl and spin with impressive speed. Wales glares at Kaos with a trash can held high. Both StormRiders advance on their weaponless opponents. Kaos and Chains run and slide between their respective opponent’s legs and deliver tandem low blows before the StormRiders can turn around.

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Both StormRiders get hit where it hurts!”

And both StormRiders drop their weapons in reaction to the pain. There’s a folded up steel chair in front of Wales, so Chains takes advantage with a bulldog onto the aforementioned foreign object. Kaos meanwhile takes the mop and cracks it across Prey’s back. Chains quickly grabs the other steel chair in the ring, and goes for an Arabian legdrop to sandwich Wales’ head between the two steel chairs! Wales manages to roll out the way, and Chains bounces off the two chairs in pain. Meanwhile, Prey blocks an attempted two by four blow to the head with a recovered kendo stick and boots Prey in the groin!

Siu Ann:

“And the StormRiders fight back!”

Jackie:

“HKWF’s finest showing their superior skill!”

Wales grabs Chains and tosses him over the top rope like a rag doll. Prey grabs the stunned Kaos into a full nelson and yanks him over onto the two piled up steel chairs with a Dragon Suplex into a bridged pin!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Look at Prey hit a Dragon Suplex onto TWO steel chairs! Kid Kaos can’t kick out of that! This has got to be a pinfall!”

1...

Wales turns his back and starts flexing his muscles to taunt the crowd.

Jackie:

“The StormRiders get the first of their three successive falls!”

 

2...

 

3?

NO! Chains pulls Prey’s legs away and breaks the pin just before Patricia Albertson’s hand can go down for the three.

Jackie:

“Nooooooooooo!”

Prey gets up and heads towards Chains, but Chains has a fire extinguisher and Prey gets it in the face! Wales turns around in horror, and charges in, but he two gets a face full of CO2! Chains slides into the ring and creams both blinded StormRiders with the fire extinguisher canister. With them both down, he attends to Kaos and revives the unconscious Brother}{ood member.

Siu Ann:

“That was a close call for the Brother}{ood! Chains only just managed to save his partner!”

Jackie:

“I hope I didn’t detect admiration there Siu Ann! I’ve told you: Chains isn’t good enough for you!”

A disorientated Prey is up, but Chains runs at him and goes for a cross body. Both men go flying over the top rope, crashing to the mats and nearly hitting one of the tables that have been set up.

Wales is up too, but gets a boot to the gut from Kaos, who then grabs his head. He twists him behind his back and hits a reverse neckbreaker/ rude awakening. Kaos follows with a 360 flip legdrop, and hooks the leg!

1...

Jackie:

“Pah! That aint enough to put away Wales!”

2... Kickout!

Siu Ann:

“Enough for a two count though!”

Taking advantage of the no DQ rule, Kaos locks on a rear naked choke on Wales. Wales flails about, but cannot break the hold. Patricia Albertson asks Kaos to release the hold, but knows she’s powerless with the no DQ.

Meanwhile, Chains pulls up a stunned Prey and drags him up so that both of them are standing on the nearest table. Chains cries out, and the crowd are cheering “Table! Table! Table!”

 

Jackie:

“The crowd cheering for the table… but it’s Chains they want to see go through the table, not Prey!”

 

Siu Ann:

“I don’t think that’s right! Personally, I don’t want to see anyone go through a table!”

 

Chains hooks up the defenceless Prey into a suplex position.

 

Siu Ann:

“Chains looks like he might go for a Brainbuster here!”

 

Jackie:

“Oh no!”

 

Chains does indeed go for a Brainbuster, but Prey floats over and lands on the table directly behind Chains. With lightening quickness he grabs Chains in a full nelson and delivers a release dragon suplex that throws Chains off the table and onto the matted floor! Chains lands right on the back of his head, folding up like an accordion.

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Prey might have broken Chains’ neck! Oh no!”

 

Jackie:

“What a move by Prey! He really is the HKWF’s finest!”

 

Kaos releases the hold upon seeing that Chains is in trouble, and rushes to help. However, before he can slide out the ring, Prey lands a moonsault from off the table onto Chains’ prone body.

 

Siu Ann:

“Nice moonsault by Prey, but here comes Kid Kaos!”

 

Kaos grabs Prey’s shoulder and spins him around, nailing a big right hand. However, Prey fires one right back, and it’s not long before they are going at it, neither giving an inch!

 

Siu Ann:

“This is nothing but a street fist fight!”

 

Jackie:

“What were you expecting? A hug and a kiss?”

 

A recovered Wales is on the top turnbuckle with the kitchen sink in his hands! He leaps off, and whacks the unsuspecting Kid Kaos on the back of the head! With both Brother}{ood men down, the StormRiders take a moment to indulge in a dual weightlifters poses for the crowd. To which they get a somewhat negative reaction.

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! After that disgraceful blow with the kitchen sink, Wales and Prey are getting a hot reception from the crowd!”

 

Wales grabs Chains, and hits a running Powerslam onto the mats outside the ring!

 

Jackie:

“What a move! I’ve only ever seen one person perform that move better!”

 

Siu Ann:

“I’m guessing you’re talking about yourself?”

 

Jackie:

“There’s only one Jaguar Lee! I proved that earlier tonight!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Doesn’t alter the fact that you keep wincing in pain sat there Jackie!”

 

Jackie:

“Shhhhhhhh! You’re… um… imagining things Siu Ann! I could do ten rounds with Lennox Lewis right now… and I could actually beat that psycho Mike Tyson!”

 

Siu Ann:

“You might be able to beat Tyson, but you wouldn’t last a minute with Lewis!”

 

Prey meanwhile, has climbed onto the table, pulling Kaos up with him. He puts Kaos’ head between his legs, and pulls him up.

 

Siu Ann:

“Prey is gonna hit a piledriver through the table!”

 

Jackie:

“I LOVE the StormRiders! They never do things by halves!”

 

However, Kaos wriggles out of it, and Prey is thrown over his head with a back body drop counter that sends him flying off the table and to the matted floor with a sickening thud!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! All these high impact moves!”

 

Jackie:

“Great, isn’t it?!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Why do I get the horrid matches, and the sadist for a partner?”

 

Kaos jumps off the table, and pulls up Prey. However, Wales has seen this and instead of pinning Chains, steams in and clotheslines Kaos from behind.

 

Jackie:

“Kaos and Chains may be a little extreme, but the StormRiders are extreme AND good team mates!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Currently, I have to agree. The StormRiders are showing great tag team continuity and ring awareness!”

 

Jackie:

“And those Brother}{ood punks are getting a hell of a beating because of it!”

 

The recovered Prey smacks Kaos with a flurry of rights that rock Chains right up to the table. Wales meanwhile gets onto the table, and grabs Kaos by the hair to pull him up. The callous StormRider wastes no time and hoists Kaos up into a tombstone piledriver position and…

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness, goodness gracious! Outlaw Wales just hit his Blackout (Tombstone) Piledriver on Kaos THROUGH A TABLE!”

 

Jackie:

“Now Kid Kaos understands just how extreme HKWF extreme is!”

 

Prey heads to Chains, gloating at Kid Kaos’ fate! He puts a boot into Chains’ throat keeping him pinned to the floor, while Wales goes for the cover on Kaos.

 

1…

 

Jackie:

“Chains can’t breathe, let alone move! Beautiful tactics from Prey! This fall is over!”

 

 

 

2…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Is Kaos conscious, let alone aware enough to kick out?”

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Jackie:

“Nope! Ah hahaha! First fall to the StormRiders!”

 

As Wales celebrates, Prey relinquishes his choke, and lays the boot into the floored Chains. Lifting him up, Prey Irish whips Chains towards the steel barricade, but Chains reverses. Prey crashes into the steel guardrail, and slumps. Chains charges the still celebrating Wales and hits a spear from behind the floors the big man.

 

Siu Ann:

“Here comes Chains!”

 

Chains Irish whips Wales, who goes hurtling into his tag partner on the steel barricade. Both men fall to the floor. Chains immediately runs to Kaos’ aid.

 

Siu Ann:

“We don’t even know if poor Kid Kaos can even continue!”

 

Jackie:

“Well if he can’t, what chance does that little punk Chains have against the StormRiders? I could knock the little pussy out with one punch!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Um…”

 

Jackie:

“Um nothing! He’s a piece of dirt, and I can’t believe you’re even contemplating going on a date with him! You know as well as I do that it’d be a sympathy vote!”

 

Siu Ann says nothing…

 

Meanwhile, Chains is helping up Kid Kaos, with a look of concern. Kaos reassures Chains that he’s okay, and with determined looks on their faces, they stride towards the fallen StormRiders.

 

Siu Ann:

“Here we go! The Brother}{ood mean business!”

 

Chains grabs Wales; Kaos grabs Prey. They yank their foes to the dumpster, and in tandem bounce the StormRiders’ heads off it. The crowd count along!

 

1!

 

2!

 

3!

 

4!

 

5!

 

Siu Ann:

“Listen to the crowd counting along!”

 

6!

 

Jackie:

“I don’t hear anything!”

 

7!

 

8!

 

Siu Ann:

“Your bias scares me sometimes Jackie! How could you possibly not hear THAT!”

 

9!

 

10!!!

 

Kaos and Chains let their respective opponents slump to the floor. Brutally, Chains drives a hard knee into Wales’ face against the back of the dumpster. Kaos meanwhile, slides into the ring for a ‘tool’. Moments later, Prey gets the same brutal knee shot from Chains!

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Owy, owy, ow! Those knees hit right on the side of the head, and sandwiched the head!”

 

Jackie:

 

“How could you go out with someone that brutal Siu Ann? He could have given either or both of the StormRiders brain damage with attacks like that!”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“And a Blackout through a table is humane?”

 

Jackie:

 

“That’s different!”

 

The Brother}{ood throw their arms into the air gaining a big cheer from the crowd. Kaos grabs Wales, and Irish whips him into the steel barricade. Chains grabs Prey and Irish whips him into the steel post. From there, he rolls the East Asian superstar into the ring and grabs a steel chair. He wedges the steel chair in between the top and middle turnbuckle.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Evil intentions here from Chains!”

 

Jackie:

 

“What about that little sod Kaos? He just dropped Outlaw Wales onto his throat! Right onto the steel guardrail!”

 

Wales is writhing about in pain on the mats outside the ring, clutching his neck. Kaos heads for the dumpster.

 

Meanwhile, Chains grabs Prey, and Irish whips him towards the ‘loaded’ turnbuckle. Prey reverses the whip and it’s Chains who crashes into the buckles and the steel chair. He cries in pain and staggers out of the corner to be met by a double handed chop takedown from Prey.

 

Jackie:

 

“Ah hahahaha! Chains’ silly little plan backfired!”

 

Kaos has a steel chair from the dumpster, but gets Wales is up, and hits a big boot onto the chair and into Kaos’ face!

 

Prey meanwhile is wasting no time, and slides out the ring to crotch the unfortunate Chains on the steel ring post. From there he locks on a…

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Figure four leglock using the steel post! That must be excruciating!”

 

Jackie:

 

“Perfectly legal in this match!”

 

Chains screams in pain, and Prey leans further back… Chains has no option but to tap!

 

DING DING DING!

 

Jackie:

 

“Yes! Yes! Yes! The StormRiders are up two to nil!”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“That’s the first submission I’ve ever seen that uses a foreign object! You have to give it to the StormRiders! The Brother}{ood have a hell of a lot to do here!”

 

Prey releases the hold and taunts the crowd as Chains, with a look of pure pain on his face, clutches at his legs. Meanwhile, the steel chair armed Wales smashes a kneeling Kaos with a direct hit onto the cranium (think Balls Mahony). Kaos goes down like a sack of spuds.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Owy, owy, ow! Things are not looking good for the Brother}{ood!”

 

Jackie:

 

“Utterly outclassed, that’s all Siu Ann! Two, nil to the StormRiders! Now all they need to do is get a last man standing!”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“The most difficult fall of them all!”

 

Jackie:

 

“But easy for the StormRiders… ESPECIALLY against punks like the Brother}{ood!”

 

With Kaos helpless, the cruel Outlaw Wales hoists him up into a gorilla press, and effortlessly carries him over to one of the set up tables. He almost nonchalantly throws the defenceless Kaos through the table with a gorilla press slam!

 

Meanwhile, Prey grabs the vulnerable Chains and yanks him out of the ring. One double underhook suplex later and Chains is through the other table courtesy of Prey.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Goodness, goodness gracious! Both Brother}{ood members through tables!”

 

The StormRiders tell Patricia Albertson to count the last man standing!

 

1…

 

Jackie:

 

“It’s over! Three, nil to the StormRiders!”

 

2…

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Goodness gracious! What horrible beatings the Brother}{ood have taken!”

 

3…

 

4…

 

Jackie:

 

“Now those two punks really understand the brutality that is HKWF!”

 

5…

 

Kid Kaos is moving.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Look! Kid Kaos is moving!”

 

6…

 

Chains is moving.

 

Jackie:

 

“I don’t bloody believe it!”

 

7…

 

8…

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Both Kid Kaos and Chains are getting to their feet! This is unbelievable!”

 

9…

 

Both Kaos and Chains are up, and Prey and Wales look perturbed.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“What do the StormRiders have to do to put away the Brother}{ood?”

 

Wales and Prey charge: Wales goes for Kaos; Prey goes for Chains. Chains hits a back body drop that elevates Prey outside the ring and onto the debris of the table! Kaos hits a hiptoss that does the same to Wales!

 

Siu Ann:

 

“And the Brother}{ood are fighting back!”

 

Both Brother}{ood members toss their respective opponents into the ring. Kaos calls Chains over, and whispers something to him. Chains nods.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Looks like Kid Kaos has a plan!”

 

Both Brother}{ood members grabs one of the steel chairs, and simultaniously as their StormRider opponents get up, they both smash a StormRider with a thunderous chairshot that echoes around the arena.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Owy, owy, ow!”

 

Jackie:

 

“Don’t worry, the StormRiders can take that!”

 

Kaos throws open the lids of the dumpster, and directs Chains to Wales, and he himself goes for Prey. From there, both Brother}{ood members pull their opponent onto their shouders in a powerbomb position.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Goodness gracious, no! Please don’t let the Brother}{ood be doing what I think they’re doing!”

 

Jackie:

 

“I can’t watch!”

 

Kaos and Chains both hit running powerbombs from inside the ring, over the ropes, and into the dumpster!

 

Jackie:

 

“Nooooooooo!”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Goodness, goodness gracious! This match is becoming insane? Did Chains actually literally mean it, when he said he was going to kill the StormRiders?”

 

Jackie:

 

“After seeing that, I’d say, bloody hell, yes! And you were contemplating going on a date with that guy!

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Do you always have to twist things Jackie?”

 

Both Brother}{ood members slide out of the ring: Kaos heads for the dumpster, Chains for his motorbike. Chains motions for Patricia Albertson to join him on the bike! Initially, she refuses, but Chains insists. Kaos meanwhile starts to push the dumpster up the rampway.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“What is going on?!”

 

Jackie:

 

“That dastardly Brother}{ood have cooked up something bad!”

 

Patricia gets on the bike uncertainly, and Chains zooms up the entranceway and to the back. Kaos meanwhile gets the dumpster up to the zerotron.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“What are they planning? Oh goodness gracious, no!”

 

Jackie:

 

“Surely not?”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Don’t do it Kid Kaos! Fans, Kid Kaos is gonna push that dumpster of the side of the zerotron! A fifteen foot drop!”

 

Meanwhile, Chains and Patricia Albertson have arrived down below. Chains beckons Kaos to do it; Albertson begs him not to. With an almighty push, KAOS SENDS THE DUMPSTER WITH WALES AND PREY IN OVER THE EDGE OF THE ZEROTRON!!!! A FIFTEEN FOOT DROP!!!!

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Oh… no! I don’t believe it!”

 

Jackie:

 

“Bloody hell just don’t cover it! Fuck me!”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“The StormRiders could be dead, or if not hideously injured!”

 

Chains demands that Patricia Albertson counts the last man standing. Patricia throws open the dumpster to reveal an unmoving Wales and Prey, and begins the count. Kaos makes his way down through the back, and Chains watches on with glee.

 

1…

 

2…

 

Siu Ann:

 

“This is academic!”

 

3…

 

Jackie:

 

“The Brother}{ood should be banned for this!”

 

4…

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Both the Brother}{ood AND the StormRiders knew what they were getting into! But I never… never ever thought something like this would happen!”

 

It is obvious that Siu Ann is crying.

 

5…

 

Jackie:

 

“I’m sure they’ll both be okay Siu Ann. I mean, they’re the StormRiders, they’ve taking the knocks before!”

 

6…

 

7…

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Neither are moving… they may never move again!”

 

8…

 

9…

 

10!

 

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

 

“That count was academic! Neither StormRider has moved even a little bit! They should call this match off!”

 

Jackie:

 

“Get those psychos off the StormRiders!”

 

Kaos is back, and both he and Chains are on Prey, reviving him. Together, they Irish whip him and he goes crashing into a set of iron railings. Chains grins nastily, and…

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Chains locks on the Chainsaw (tarantula) OVER IRON RAILINGS!”

 

Jackie:

 

“This is horrendous! The Brother}{ood have taken this too far!”

 

Prey taps instantly, and just like before, the fall counts as it’s no DQ!

 

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

 

“And just like that, another fall for the Brother}{ood! This match should really be called off right now! The StormRiders can’t defend themselves!”

 

Leaving the utterly beaten Prey to writhe in pain, The Brother}{ood pay attention to Wales. Chains drops him onto the concrete with a double underhook facebuster.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“A move like that could break your nose! I personally believe that this is overkill! The Brother}{ood could have already pinned Wales without that move… oh goodness gracious! NO!”

 

Kaos has Wales set up for a…

 

Siu Ann:

 

“Kaos Bomb! Kid Kaos just hit a Kaos Bomb on Wales to the concrete floor!”

 

Jackie:

 

“Those Brother}{ood punks are just animals! Vicious animals!”

 

Kaos goes for the cover.

 

1…

 

Siu Ann:

 

“This one is over!”

 

2…

 

Jackie:

 

“The Brother}{ood should be banned for this assault! How can they call this a victory?”

 

3!

 

DING DING DING!

 

Herbert:

 

“Here are your winners: The Brother}{ood!”

 

The crowd, who have been relatively silent after seeing what they’ve seen, erupt into cheers. It’s pretty obvious that the cheers are for both teams’ efforts.

 

Siu Ann:

 

“A convincing win for the Brother}{ood, but what a way to do it!”

 

Jackie:

 

“I’m disgusted by the Brother}{ood’s utter lack of care for the StormRiders safety!”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“You know as well as I do that the StormRiders would have done exactly the same if they’d had the opportunity!”

 

Jackie:

 

“Maybe…”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“After such a crazy match, I can’t believe there’s still a huge card left ahead! So from me, Siu Ann Wong: enjoy the rest of Zero Hour!”

 

Jackie:

 

“And from me, the victorious ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee: Sayo-fucking-nara! Oh yeah baby: Sayonara!”

 

Siu Ann:

 

“You know… I never did like that catchphrase…”

 

 

---Dressing room of the Dream Stealer---

 

The scene opens up to Maxx Pain walking around in his lockerroom, pacing back and forth while punching the wind, the door opens and Claire walks into the room. She has a big smile on her face after what she did to Crystal earlier in the show.

 

Maxx: What was that all about, I mean you should have complete destroyed the bitch, but anyway, I am prepping myself for the beating that I am going to give Nathaniel Davis, I am going to make damn sure he remembers this ass kicking for as long as he lives.

 

Claire: I know you will do well Maxx, but even if you don’t you still have me to come back to.

 

Maxx: But I promise you that I will come back here with my TV title back around my waist for a third time.

 

Claire: Hey Maxx let me ask you a question, if you don’t win tonight, then what do you plan on doing, I mean who do you plan on going after next.

 

Maxx: I never really thought about that, but I have had my sights on golden boy for some time, me and Smooth still have some unfinished business.

 

Claire: Why him, he has a very cute face.

 

Maxx: (laughs alittle) Cute face huh. Well if he does step in the ring with me again, I will bruise his cute face. But enough about golden boy, tonight its all about me and my TV title. I am going to utterly destroy Davis, but the time for talking is long gone. You see Davis thinks that he is going to defeat me tonight.

 

Tonight marks the beginning of a new era here in the Gzw, Kombat said it best when he told Davis that its people like him who likes to hog the spotlight, Davis wants to be in the spotlight, well then how ironic it is for the career of Nathaniel Davis to end doing what he likes to do, and what better person to end it than his biggest Fear me, Maxx Pain

 

Claire: I want you to go out there and I want you to beat the living hell out of him and I want you to come back here with that TV title around your waist.

 

Maxx: I know you do, but I am going to do more than pin Davis, I am going to hurt that boy, and when its all said and done, he will know that he was in the last fight of his life, he thinks that I can’t strike fear in his heart, which is something his big ass brother couldn’t do, I am going to beat the fear into him, and he will be reacquainted with the number one rule of the Gzw, and that is You will fear Maxx Pain.

 

The scene fades out as Maxx Pain continues pace around the room laughing to himself.

 

***

---Backstage---

 

Backstage, we see Cracker Jack giving Bane a pep talk before his big match for the Extreme Championship in mere minutes...

CRACKER JACK-This is it, Bane! Your chance to restore that pride that was taken away from you 10 years ago! All those years ago you were without any possesions, you had no friends, you were an orphan and you did not have a place to call home. You used to be pathetic, Bane! But now...Now you have a real chance to show everyone! Now you have the chance to show those people that threw you one penny coins, thinking that they were doing a good thing just how good you are! Remember all those people that sneered at you as you begged on the side of the street?

BANE-Thats all in the past, Father!

CRACKER JACK-No, Bane! Remember all the times that people looked down on you! Remember all the times they spat and threw stones at you! Use it as fuel, Bane! You now have the chance to show all these people what a great man you have turned out to be, thanks to me of course!

BANE-But the memories make me angry!

CRACKER JACK-Then remember them! Remember them with a passion. Show everybody what a true blue bad son of a bitch you can really be!

Bane nods his head, confused looking but also very determined.

CRACKER JACK-Now its your turn to make others feel the pain and anguish you felt for a large part of your childhood. You didn't deserve what happened to you. But if your parents didn't meet such a "tragic" death, you would never have met me. You would never have gotten this far. Repay me, Bane and show Pride that you are a worthy contribution to the group. Show everybody.

Once again, Bane nods and the two walk off all set for Banes biggest match thus far in Ground Zero Wrestling...

 

***

 

---Five Degrees of Turbulence Match: Bane vs. Jacob Hemsley vs. “The Downfall” Rebellion vs. “Real Deal” Jimmy Williams---

 

David Foster : The excitement at the Hampden Arena Glasgow Scotland is hard to express Gabe , its an honor to be commentating for a real GroundZero Wrestling Pay Per View.

 

Gabe Whitman : Damn right you are , after countless nights of wait , we see a lot of anxious faces in the crowd. This following match , its safe to say , is going to be one of the most gruesome extreme title four ways that the GZW will probably ever encounter. The one step closer match. Ladies and Gentlemen the only way to win is to make your way up every platform and grab the Extreme Championship that is suspended on the final floor platform.

 

David Foster : May I add that on every floor except the last one there are weapons galore. One man is to stand the champion, one man is to be the ultimate Extreme champion. Who will that be ?

 

Gabe Whitman : Well exactly two months ago we saw the house of pain match pitting Goldeneye and Chains. Two  , by then bitter enemies. I must say that match was one of the greatest matches I ever saw with Chains taking the win due to interference by Rebellion.

 

David Foster : Well lets take you back earlier , when the officials were setting everything up. It took them precisely four hours to set the platforms and lay down the weapons. Lets take you back and show you a video of the people backstage that are responsible for the possibility of this match.

 

Gabe Whitman : Oh Jesus Christ Dave , do we have to ?

 

*David ignores as the Zerotron shows a video of  different workers laying up platforms and then placing different weapons on each , it then shows the whole  match arsenal ring from a blimp view which makes it look like a sky scraper.*

 

Gabe Whitman : Well lets move on by telling the fans the weapons on each floor. Well the first floor  has  A table , two steel chairs , a barbwire covered 2 by 4 , brass knuckles , a workers hammer (not sledge) An iron pipe and  a metal rod.

 

David Foster : Exactly , on floor two is a brick , a crow bar , a glass panel , a couple of empty cans of coke , a metal glove , an extreme title replica , a malfunctioning computer hard drive & a normal wooden Kendo Stick.

 

Gabe Whitman :  On floor three we have  a dogs leash ,  a whip , a paddle , a pair of nanchuks (those things X Pac has) an aluminum Brother)-(ood autographed baseball bat , fire starter fluid , A wooden plank , a chain , a football helmet , I don’t know why they kept that and  finally   a block of marble.

 

David Foster : finally on the fourth floor is  a sledge hammer , a glass table , 3 trash cans and 3 lids , another steel chair ,  a cosh ,  two bamboo sticks ,  a pair of leather lassos and a black smith horse shoe.

 

Gabe Whitman : Not to forget each floor has with it a ladder to access the next one and on the final and fifth floor the suspended extreme title and the ladder.

 

David Foster : Well Gabe lets get this party started. First on his way from Calgary Alberta Canada , weighing in at approximately 230 lbs , 6 foot 5 inches The Psycho Mantis “Jacob Helmsley”.

 

*Meaning of Life plays over the P.A loud speakers and out walks Jacob Helmsley wearing green wrestler boxers and black boots. His knee pads are grey and he has on a tshirt saying “Psycho Mantis” His hair is wet and sprawled over his face as he walks forward to a mixed reaction made up of mainly boo’s. He slides into the ring and looks up at all the platforms. He then rests on the turnbuckles waiting for his opponents*

 

Gabe Whitman : And now weighing in at 280 lbs , he is 6’6 from Bronx  New York , the downfall Rebellion.

 

*Tear away by drowning pool plays as Rebellion walks out to a lot of boos and even gets some trash thrown at him. He stands up on the ramp and holds his hands up (think raven). He has on a black tshirt and blue halvened denim shorts. His boots are black and he has on knee braces. His hair is combed down as he walks forward and gets on the turnbuckle taunting , he then jumps off and walks towards Jacob Helmsley , he tries to intimidate him and then walks in the middle of the ring waiting for the next opponent*

 

David Foster : The next man to walk in is a man who most probably has a bright future ahead of him, he is physically the most intimidating in this match up lets see if he walks out the champion. In his home Country. Ladies and gentlemen he is 7 ‘1 and 345 pounds. He is the god of pain “Bane”.

 

*The name instantly gets cheered and a fan holds up a sign saying “Bane should be smacked with a Cane”. The seven foot monster walks out wearing leather trousers  , no shirt and black boots. He walks forward with Cracker Jack cheering him on to even more boos. Bane walks forward and into the ring by going over the ropes. He looks down on his opponents and starts to smirk. He then looks up at the 5th platform.*

 

David Foster : Last but not least , the real deal , “Jimmy Williams”.

 

*Jimmy gets a lot of boos as he walks out wearing leather shorts and black boots. His hair is in a ponytail and he has on a black tank top. His knees are plated with white knee pads as he slides into the ring, the referee rings the bell to start the match*

 

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Williams and Helmsley jump near eachother and instantly start punching while Bane looks at Rebellion deeply. He then shows Rebellion his biceps which curl up showing that hes very muscular. Rebellion turns around and then turns back and holds two of his middle fingers out. They then start laying right hands. Bane clotheslines Rebellion into the turnbuckle and runs forward and performs ho train clothesline which drops Rebellion to his knees.

 

David Foster : The impact by Bane. Rebellion not in a good way.

 

Gabe Whitman : Well after all its Bane.

 

Mean while Jacob  kicks Williams in the gut and then tries an Even Flow but  Williams reverses it into a shoulder hiptoss. Jacob holds his back in pain as the crowd gives an ooh. Williams then grabs  a steel chair and starts pounding it into Jacobs abdomen as Bane  gets the workers hammer and knocks it into Rebellions face lowering Rebellion flat on his back. Jimmy throws the steel chair away and then grabs  Jacobs feet. He puts them apart and knees Jacob right in the crotch making Jacob scream louder than he probably ever has.

 

Gabe Whitman : Jacob Helmsley isn’t looking too good. After that low blow variation who would after all ?

 

David Foster : Sickening maneuver on the part of Jimmy Williams , but it did work after all.

 

Bane  grabs Rebellion and puts him in the corner. He then chokes him with his boot. Rebellion starts looking dizzy and falls flat on his back when Bane releases his foot. Jimmy Williams turns away from Helmsley and grabs  the two by four. He then swings it wild at Bane who collapses flat on his knees. Williams then gives him a scissors kick and gets the ladder in position. He climbs it up trying to get to the next platform but Rebellion  staggers up sets a table in front of the ladder and stands opposite to Williams and grabs his shoulders , raises him up and hits an insiders edge type maneuver into the table cracking it in half. Rebellion then  walks upto Bane who is now on his knees and gives him a baseball slide. However the recovering Jacob Helmsley runs into Rebellion with a spear as soon as he turns around. Helmsley then grabs the workers hammer and puts it on Rebellions already bloody nose. He then jumps onto the hammer which cracks over the nose again making Rebellion even more dizzy and hurt. Helmsley walks up to Williams and then starts sniggering in an evil kind of style. He grabs the metal rod and  smashes it right between Williams legs onto his crotch which makes Williams groan and suck in pain as the crowd give out another OOH. Then they start a Helmsley sucks chant which Helmsley ignores. Helmsley then starts climbing  up the already placed ladder and almost reaches the second platform but bane grabs the ladder up with Helmsley still standing on it. He then  tosses it high into the air and when it falls down  Helmsley flips onto his neck and looks unconscious.

 

David Foster : HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS !!!! IS HELMSLEY ALIVE ???

 

Gabe Whitman : That’s why Bane is Bane. Interesting person this. Has a bright future ahead of him as I say again.

 

Bane then  goes  up to Rebellion and grabs him up , he then irish whips him into the turnbuckle but Rebellion jumps onto the middle rope turns around and gives him a flying  missile drop kick dropping him only on one knee. Rebellion  shakes his head in disbelief  and grabs the bass knuckles. He then slaps them on his fist and busts them into Banes mouth which effectively drops him down. Bane starts to bleed finally as Jacob Helmsley tries to get up.

 

David Foster : Jacob Helmsley is not staying down , where else can you get entertainment like this ? GZW is the bomb.

 

Helmsley gets up only to be hit with a ddt by Rebellion who  starts climbing the ladder and gets on the next floor. Rebellion then waits a bit and rests on the platform. He looks down to see Jimmy Williams recovering and climbing up the ladder. Rebellion quickly grabs the brick and drops it down as it goes right down to the first platform and hits Williams hard in the head which makes him crash to the ring and bleed from the face horribly. Rebellion then lies on the ring trying to gain some time before others come up. Bane gets up and onto the ladder. He then gets upto the 2nd floor.. Rebellion grabs  the glass panel on the floor and throws it to Bane who catches it. Rebellion trys to kick it into Banes face but Bane ducks and hits it hard on Rebellions head who pops onto the floor looking very bloody and un well. Bane then grabs a can of coke. He places it  over Rebellions crotch and knees it hard making Rebellion scream hard.

 

David Foster : All these low blow variations are making me sick !!!!

 

Gabe Whitman : I like em. Best wrestling move ever created was the low blow.

 

David Foster : That’s one of the most sadistic things ive ever heard anyone say.

 

Jacob Helmsley who is still on the first floor hits the stallion on Jimmy Williams which leaves him lying in a puddle of everyones blood. Jacob  goes up the ladder. He then  gets to the 2nd floor and  clotheslines Bane who doesn’t even move. Jacob looks up in fear and gets chokeslammed into the platform hard.

 

David Foster : Forgive me Lord. What impact ! That could make a grown man cry.

 

Bane then grabs  the Hard Drive and waits for Rebellion to get up. When he does he ducks and doesn’t get hit with the hard drive and instead drop kicks it into Banes Chest dropping him flat on his back.

 

David Foster : Pay back for the downfall. Rebellion looking poised. Jimmy , who by now is by far in worst condition gets the ladder and climbs up holding a chair in his hands. He gets up and both him and Rebellion notice that Bane has recovered. Jimmy throws  the chair to Bane who catches it and both Rebellion and Williams hit a double super kick onto the chair which hits Bane leaving him Flat.

 

David Foster : Double team there by Jimmy Williams and Rebellion.

 

Gabe Whitman : NO !! NO !! NO !! YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO HELP EACHOTHER.

 

Jimmy then walks forward and gives Rebellion a down south flava before Rebellion can capitalize on Bane.

 

Gabe Whitman : Now that’s more like it.

 

Jacob Helmsley recovers up and grabs the Extreme title replica  he nails it into Jimmy Williams from behind which makes his bloot splatter to the floor. Jacob then gets the next ladder climbs halfway and hits a huge legdrop onto Bane. He then starts climbing it up and gets to the third floor. He then grabs the baseball bat and Jumps back onto the ladder. He then jumps off it with the bat in his grip and smashes it onto  a recovering Rebellions back sending him down again.

 

Gabe Whitman : OOOOOOOOOH. SICKENING THUD !

 

Jacob then staggers back to his knees and fully stands up. He grabs Jimmy Williams and gives him an evenflow DDT. He turns around only to get a kick to the gut and a powerbomb by Bane. Bane then goes up  the ladder onto the third floor.

 

David Foster : Bane Advancing up.

 

Bane grabs a foot ball helmet and puts it on his head. He waits for the next person to come up which is Rebellion. Rebellion gets up only to be tackled and hit in the stomach with the helmet.  Bane then starts taunting the man. Out of no where Jimmy Williams springs up the ladder quickly and gives Bane a face down slam  (xfactor) but he seems to be forgetting that Bane has on the helmet as Bane feels no pain and intimidates Williams. Bane then grabs Williams and turns him around in a powerslam and then changes it into a tombstone like maneuver leaving Williams unconscious on the mat.

 

David Foster : OH MY GOD IT’S THE IMPOLSION !!!!

 

Rebellion meanwhile recovers and jumps up quickly. He then grabs a nanchuk and and smacks it into Banes chest making him stoop low. Then Rebellion hits the Rebelphobia.

 

Gabe Whitman : The patented Rebel Phobia right there.

 

Jacob Helmsley who by now has recovered gets onto the ladder and up  on the third platform only to be grabbed by the shoulder and given a downfall.

 

Gabe Whitman : OH MY GOD !!! IT’S THE DOWNFALL !!! These wrestlers want to get it over with.

 

Jimmy Williams recovers up and hits a rolling thunder type maneuver on the already down Helmsley.  He then stands up with Rebellion and quickly ducks grabbing a dogs leash. He then low blows Rebellion dropping him into the platform breaking a bit of the cement. Helsmely then ties the  leash to Rebellions neck and  ties it to his own waist.

 

David Foster : uh Oh. Something looks not quite good Here.

 

Jacob Helmsley looks up as if to ask god for help. He then jumps right down to the 2nd floor dragging  Rebellion down with his neck as both of them crash into the plat form almost breaking it. Blood comes out from under them as the crowd give another “OOH”

 

David Foster : HOLY FUCK !!!! THEY CANT BE ALIVE !!!!!

 

*Jacob then tosses around to the corner and lies there still breathing and Rebellion starts groaning in awesome pain*

 

Meanwhile up  Bane has recovered and has Williams locked in the  Boston Crab. As there are no ropes Williams screams and screams until  he falls unconscious. Bane then gets up and goes up to the fourth floor still holding Williams.

 

David Foster : He might have inflicted a lot of pain but I have to say Helmsley didn’t do the right thing.

 

Gabe Whitman : He did it for entertainment purposes Foster. I respect that man.

 

Bane who is now on top  with Williams  holds him up in a powerbomb but Williams quickly changes it into an elevated diamond cutter type move making Bane unconscious. Williams then grabs the sledgehammer and aims for Bane. He cracks it hard over Banes head busting him open as blood oozes out. Meanwhile Jacob Starts to stir as he gets onto his knees and still dripping with blood onto the third and then fourth floor. He puts Williams who doesn’t suspect anything onto his shoulders in an electric chair drop and hits him hard into the glass table busting it up as some blood spills over the clear glass and Williams crawls in pain. Jacob then staggers forward and grabs a trash can. He puts Banes head into it and legdrops the can which hurts Banes head a lot. Jacob then drops to his knees and tries to rest.

 

Meanwhile below Rebellion crawls up to his feet grabs a steel chair and moves up. He gets up past 2 floors onto the fourth one and hits Helmsley hard with the chair.

 

Gabe Whitman : They are all into it. This match has been exactly what it was meant to be. Extreme , hard core and bloody.

 

Bane gets onto his knees but Rebellion takes no slack and wastes no time in smashing his head with the trash can lid. Williams gets onto his feet and locks up with Rebellion he over powers Rebellion some how and gets in a standing punishment move.

 

Williams then grabs the horse shoe  and holds it in his fist he waits for the next man to get up which is Jacob Helmsley and trys to nail him but Helmsley drop toe holds him onto a broken slab of glass.

 

David Foster : This is sick !!!! Oh Jesus.H.Christ do something.

 

Gabe Whitman : What else do you want though ? Weve had people jumping off 50 feet , broken tables , pools of blood , broken bodies what else ?

 

Helmsley then gets onto the final ladder to get up to the last platform but its pulled from under him by Williams. Helmsley is left clutching the edge of the opening to the last platform and trys to climb his way up but Jimmy Williams places the ladder aside , climbs it and  hits a flying spear catching Helmsley and taking him right down back into the mat as the crowd ooohs again.

 

David Foster : HOLY SHIT !!!! HE LANDED RIGHT ONTO HIS NECK !!!!

 

Rebellion and Bane both recover fighting it out as Cracker Jack looks anxiously from below. Rebellion kicks Bane in the gut but Bane grabs his foot just in time and slams him with so much velocity that he hits the top of the next platform. Bane then  jumps onto him and starts punching  him on the face. He then grabs him up again and starts punching his already bloody face. Williams and Helmsley start to stir. Helmsley  and Williams start laying right hands to each other as Williams ducks out of one and gives Helmsley the southern hospitality. Mean While Bane grabs Rebellion and gives him yet another impolsion this time on a trash can.

 

Gabe Whitman : If this was a one on one wrestling  match Bane would definitely be the winner.

 

David Foster : If this was a one on one wrestling match all this wouldn’t BE HAPPENING !!!!

 

Williams then walks near Bane and from behind  hits him hard with a bamboo rod stick . He then swings it madly over Banes head dropping him to his knees. He then pulls with all his strength and gets his stalling brain buster into a tombstone piledriver leaving even Bane unconscious.

 

Gabe Whitman : Williams Cleanin house here.

 

 

Rebellion runs up from behind and hits a jumping kick into Williams crotch before Williams can do anything else as the state of the match changes completely. Rebellion then grabs him up and gives him a stalling hangmans ddt. He then pulls out  a Cosh and  gets behind Bane who by now is standing. He then smashes it over The God of pains head.

 

Dave Foster: This is too gruesome for me to bear. I think im gonna have nightmares.

 

Gabe Whitman : Look shut up !!!! Some people are trying to concentrate on the match here.

 

A tired Jacob Helmsley gets up and from behind drop kicks Rebellion right onto the floor. He then grabs the leather whip and starts whipping Bane. He then stomps on him madly.

 

Dave Foster : Jacob Helmsley knows he can do it. He’s very close and at the moment the only man standing  , will he capitalize let us wait and see.

 

Jacob Helmsley then gets on the ladder and whens hes halfway up hits a 450 splash onto Rebellion.

 

Gabe Whitman : That is a beautiful move and the fans loved it.

 

Williams meanwhile slumps down and gets down to the third floor. He grabs the starter fluid and gets back onto the fourth floor. He rushes into Helmsley and gives him a deft and quick jumping splash (stinger Splash) which makes Helmsley Dizzy. Williams then starts laying right hands and then turns around and hits a down south flava. He then grabs Helmsley and throws him onto the third floor. He then jumps onto it himself and spills oil all around helmsley making a circle with Helmsley inside it.

 

Dave Foster : Uh oh. I think I know whats comin next.

 

Gabe Whitman : YES !!! BURN BABY !!!! BURN !

 

Williams grabs a match from the match boxes on the floors. He then strikes the box with the match and drops it onto the oil trapping Helmsley in between the flames. He then sniggers and shows him the finger before getting onto the ladder and rushing up. He is met by Bane who exchanges right hands with Williams. Williams Ducks out of one and tries to give bane an Inverted Atomic Drop but Bane is too heavy. Bane gives Williams a hard head butt.

 

Gabe Whitman : OOOOOOH THAT’S GOTTA HURT !!!

 

Bane then Lifts Williams up in a bear hug and sucks the life out of Williams who keeps screaming. Bane then puts him down and lifts him up into a DVD and then drops him to the side ( bit like Tommy Dreamer ) Williams screams in pain. Bane then grabs the ladder and climbs up getting to the top. He then sets the ladder there to get to the extreme Title but just in time Rebellion who by now is on his feet rushes up the ladder and climbs the other side.

 

Dave Foster : Who is going to get the title ?

 

Gabe Whitman : Im putting my bet on Bane. Hes Seven Feet tall for Christs Sake.

 

At the top of the ladder both men start punching on each other as meanwhile Jacob Helmsley  stays trapped between the circle. Jimmy Williams climbs up the ladder and gets onto the  final floor as Bane pushes Rebellion right off the ladder dropping him to the mat. Bane grabs the belt and trys to disentangle it from its hook.

 

David Foster : Bane almost there. He just needs to open the belt and take it.

 

Suddenly Williams rushes into the ladder and dropkicks it hard sending Bane down to the fourth floor with a crashing thud as his face paint crumples right off. Williams Grabs the ladder and sets it up again. He then gets to the top and grabs the Extreme Title and disentangles it. The bell rings.

 

Gabe Whitman : HES DONE IT !!! THIS MAN HAS DONE IT !!!!

 

David Foster : What A Match !!!! Theres blood pouring from every mans face. Yes this is entertainment !!!! quality entertainment !!!!

 

Jimmys music Plays as he limps off the ladder and gets down to the fourth platform and then down all the platforms right down to the ring. He holds his title up and hugs it. He then gets onto the turnbuckle as the fans cheer in applause for the effort all the men have made.  Jimmy then slides out of the ring and limps out as EmTs run out to other wrestlers aid.

 

David Foster : What A Match We have had tonight with Jimmy “Real Deal” Williams taking the gold for the second time. Well Ladies and Gentlemen next is the much awaited TV title match where The DreamStealer Maxx Pain takes on Entertainment Franchise  Nathaniel Davis.

 

Gabe Whitman : Yeah but from the Triple U Crew. Goodnight. Come on Dave  im getting hungry.

 

 

 

 

---Intermission---

 

 

 

 

Pyro explodes into the air once again signaling the second part of Fallout: Zero Hour. The crowd is on their feet with cheers. Pike and Hunt return to the host table.

 

Pike: What a great show we have had so far! Jackie Lee won the GZW rights to his catchphrase, Eclipse not only got his singles career off to a good start but also seemed to win the favor of the crowd while doing it, and Fast and Furious once again defeated the College Crew!

 

Hunt: That punk Eric Fortune won against Adam Cage but it was both Cage and Fortune that got a Pride beatdown as Cage was given the boot from the stable and Kombat was just given the boot in the ass!

 

Pike: Chris Trepanier continued his singles winning record by pinning Desecrator in the Triple Threat Match that also included Symon!

 

Hunt: Who would have believed it but Gideon is Symon’s old man and Sincere is his uncle! Talk about coming from good stock! Now we have to figure out who is his mother! I still go with the rumour that it’s Mrs. M!

 

Pike: We are awaiting word on the status of Chris Sharp! It seemed like Justin Sharp broke his father’s back after he had already beaten him!

 

Hunt: Holly Fortune is apart of Pride! What a coup!

 

Pike: And what turned into a classic GZW/HKWF match, the BrotherHood finally bested their rivals in the Bedlam Rules match!

 

Hunt: Luck that’s what it was! The StormRiders were probably tired after all the fighting they had to do in jail! You know these Glasgow jails are some of the hardest in the world!

 

Pike: And before the intermission we saw Jimmy Williams capture the GZW Extreme Championship for the second time in his career as he just barely edged out Pride member Bane for it!

 

Hunt: Who’s the Real Deal now all you punks?

 

Pike: Well still have much more to go though! Up next we send it back down to ringside to Will and Dean Fisher as they announce the No Disqualification Win Only by Pinfall match for the GZW Television Championship!

 

Hunt: Such a shame! 

 

Pike: What?

 

Hunt: The last time we get to see Nathaniel Davis breathing with machinery!

 

Pike: Hey Will hopefully one day we will be able to switch partners!

 

 

---GZW Television Championship Match: No Disqualification Win Only by Pinfall Match: “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain vs. Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis ---

 

Dean: Hey this your homie D to the izz O back where he should be at the GZW pay-per view extravaganza Fallout: Zero Hour!

 

Will: and wewcome aww to the Maxx Pain Vs Nathaniew Davis match!... these two have ben going at it for weeks now, and two weeks ago Davis won the titwe from Maxx Pain!

 

Dean: WON?@?::~ what the hell you on Willay? Maxx was robbed, no way could have Davis beaten Maxx fairly!

 

Will: weww what happened then?

 

Dean: Maxx must have forgoten to take his watch off, and a magnet under the ring was keeping him from being bale to kick out! there’s no other explanation!

 

Will: weww anyway as time honoured twadition here in GZW the ex-champion gets there we-match for the title, and this is Maxx’s we-match for the Tewevision titwe!

 

Dean: and I have the honour of commentating on the match where Maxx wins his championship back from that peace-loving baboon! Davis!

 

Will: doesn’t wook much wike a baboon to me!

 

Dean: well he doesn’t have the animal instincts like Maxx has if that’s what you’re refering to!

 

Will: nevermind!... on with the match!

 

Dean: here Nathaniel Davis the freak who would say something stupid like make love not war! What a wacko!

 

Will: Here comes Nathaniew Davis standing at six foot six weighing in at 282 pounds! And howds the nicknames “Entertainment Fwanchise” and Caweer Maker

 

Dean: how you know that?

 

(“Bad to the Bone” by George Thorogood and the Destroyers begins to play on the PA system, and out comes the “Entertainment Franchise” the “Career Maker” Nathaniel Davis he is met by screaming female fans, and cheers of admiration from the Scotish crowd)

 

Will: the cwowd paying their wespect to a man that has gwaced these wings for years now!

 

Dean: maybe he’s done stuff in the past but what has he done recently huh?

 

Will: won the tewevision championship for one!

 

Dean: shut up smart arse!

 

(Nathaniel slaps hands with the Glasgow crowd, even poses for a photograph with one elderly lady, before he gets to his ring, and puts on his game face ready for Maxx Pain)

 

Will: Nathaniew fowever the sportsman! a man I have too wespected for years! and aways has time for the fans knowwedge that they are what makes and bweaks the wrestwing business!

 

Dean: mindless fools that’s all the fans are Mindless fools

 

Will: next coming down the isle is Maxx Pain who stands at seven foot one inch, and weighs a totaw of three hundred and twenty five pouds. He is known as the “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain!

 

Dean: now that’s common knowledge!

 

(“Stupify” by Disturbed begins to play on the PA system, and out comes Maxx Pain, a monster of a man. The fans boo showering the man with boos. But Maxx doesn’t seem bothered from the heel heat he is drawing as he just cockily strides down to the ring, however as the fans boo him as he looks at the ones near the rail the stop from sheer fright of what he might do to them)

 

Will: Maxx can stwike fear into the hearts of the fans, the size of this man is huge, and he deffinatewy has the tawent to go far in this business even Nathaniew mentioned that!

 

Dean: yea, come to think of it Nathaniel would probably make a better scout than a wrestler, but then again it couldn’t be much worse could it!

 

Will: I was in the scouts you know!

 

Dean: not that type of scout fool!

 

Will: Oh

 

(Maxx enters the ring, and as he does senior referee of Travesty Adam Lowe calls for the bell to begin the match)

 

Will: and the match is underway!

 

Dean: this should be over in no time! Maxx is going to break Nate’s bones!

 

(The two men lock up, and Maxx being the bigger of the two men takes advantage with a side headlock. Nate pushes the Dream Stealer off into the ropes, on the return Nate jumps up ass first and connects with Maxx (a la Goldust))

 

Will: now that’s quite an originaw move!

 

Dean: ass first..... phumph! says it all!

 

(Nate follows up with a quick elbow to the upper body of Maxx and connects. Nate up to his feet, pulling Maxx up also. Nate brings Maxx straight back down with a snapmare into  a sleeperhold, the knee carefully placed directly in line with Maxx’s spine, and onto his neck)

 

Will: the carefuwwy pwaced weg showing just how expewienced Nate is!

 

Dean: that’s cos’ he’s an old has been, and now an uncool fool!

 

(Maxx begins to power his way up and out of the move. Nate noticing this releases the hold, and goes straight for the ropes, but as he returns Maxx hits a knee to the bread basket of Nate, and applys an abdominal stretch)

 

Will: nice technicaw move from Maxx here!

 

Dean: what did you think he was all power?

 

Will: no just power is Maxx’s main domain!

 

(Nathaniel slips his arm that’s being extended upwards out of the grips of Maxx’s grip, and swings it round the legs of Maxx, taking Maxx down by the legs. The Franchise locks in a move on Maxx where he try’s the hyper extend the knee of Pain)

 

Will: wegs aren’t supposed to bend that way are they?

 

Dean: not unless they’re elastic!

 

(The pride member not being able to reach the ropes, reaches behind him managing to grab hold of Nates head he pokes a thumb into Nates left eye)

 

Dean: hahaha, I bet his eyes all-bloodshot after that!

 

Will: Weww it’s no DQ it’s wegaw to do that!

 

(Nate holds his eye, as Maxx gets up to his feet, and as he does boots Nate in his mid-section making Nate lunge forward. Pain then hits a legdrop to the back of Nates head like a kneeing fame-asser)

 

Dean: That was pretty innovative don’t you say?

 

Will: yes indeed it was!

 

(Maxx spots the opportunity to take advantage, and with one foot on the rope, and the other across the throat of Nate, begins to choke the “Entertainment Franchise”)

 

Will: just cause this is no DQ doesn’t mean he shouwd get away with choking the man out!

 

Dean: why not this match is assigned as a No DG match!.... besides I now know why the say he’s so damn entertaining cause this is sure entertaining me!

 

(Referee Lowe gets in the face of Maxx Pain, demanding that he break the choke, he refuses to however, and as he does Nate boots Maxx in the lower region)

 

Dean: now come on! that’s no fair!

 

Will: tawk about two faced a minute ago it was okay for Maxx to cheat!

 

Dean: that aint kickin a man in his meat and two veg though is it?

 

(Nate up to his feet, and Maxx Pain bent at the waist from the low blow, and Nate rams Maxx Face first into the canvas)

 

Will: Now that’s serious hurtage on the nose!

 

Dean: he’s just going to infuriate the monster within Maxx Pain!

 

(Nate goes to the ropes, bounces off the ropes, and comes back looking for a clothesline, but Pain counters with a sidewalk slam, into a cover)

 

ONE…..

 

Will: Maxx has his foot on the ropes!

 

TWO…..

 

Will: But Nate kicks out anyway!

 

Dean: That aint cool fool!

 

(Maxx looks pretty Peed Off and argues with Ref Lowe saying it was a slow count!)

 

Will: that wasn’t a swow count!

 

Dean: No, but the ref’s slow in the head!

 

(Nate rolls Maxx up in a small package)

 

ONE…….

 

Dean: what the?

 

TWO……

 

Will: NO Maxx kicked out!

 

Dean: damn that was a fast count! And I thought referee aren’t supposed to be bias!

 

(Both men get up to there feet, and begin to exchange blows, but Maxx eventually brings his knee up into the mid-section of Nate, and picks him up and slams Nate with a scoop slam, followed up with an elbow, into a cover)

 

ONE…….

 

Will: surewy Maxx doesn’t think he’s going to win after that combination!

 

TWO…..

 

Dean: well Nate is that awful in the ring!

 

(Nate kicks out)

 

Will: how can he be awfuw in the wing he’s OUR Tewevision champion

 

Dean: He got lucky, and Maxx is going to claim what should be his BACK!

 

(Maxx gets to his feet, and goes to the ropes, as Nate gets to his feet. Maxx off the ropes, looks to smack Nate in the mouth, but Nate ducks, and into the next set of Ropes Maxx goes, he again bounces off the ropes, and Nate nails a Hip-toss on the big man)

 

Will: my word what stwength that was on the part of Nathaniew Davis!

 

(Nate picks up Maxx an sets him up for a powerbomb, but Maxx gets a right fist into the mid-section of Nathaniel, and Nate releases the position after a few more blows to his breadbasket. Maxx then picks Nate up high above his head, and gorilla presses Nate out of the ring, and his head collides with the steel steps, the fans give out a loud “Ouch” sound like the felt the impact)

 

Will: my oh my! Nathaniew may have whipwash the way his neck spwang back after that move!

 

Dean: that’s why Maxx’s second name is Pain! Cause he certainly knows how to dish it out!

 

Will: and there is nothing the wefewee can do about that cause it’s no DQ!

 

(Maxx taunts the fans showing off his pythons, and then as he flex’s his right muscle he kisses it)

 

Will: Maxx is so self absorbant!

 

(The fans shower the Pride member with boos, he just shrugs his shoulders, and proceeds to the outside)

 

Dean: Nate better hide cause Maxx is here to dish out more pain

 

(Maxx picks up Nate by his hair, and whips him into the security rail, Nates back slams hard into the rail, as the security guards get the wild Scottish fans a safe distance away)

 

Will: Nate’s back and neck! His spine must be rising in pain!

 

Dean: you’re telling me!

 

(Maxx slowly struts cockily over again to Nate, and picks up Nate, and hits him with a back breaker, and pushes on each side of Nates body as it lies over Maxx’s knee)

 

Will: and if Nate’s back wasn’t hurting enough then it certainly is Hurting now!

 

(Maxx eventually lets go, and picks up Nate again, but before Maxx can do anything Nate counters with a drop toehold, and Maxx’s face goes WHAM into the steel turnbuckle)

 

Dean: No Maxx’s face may never be the same AGAIN after that!

 

(Nate holds his neck obviously favouring his neck, but eventually gets up, and rolls Maxx back into the ring and follows, but up to the top of the turnbuckle, and goes for a flying leg drop)

 

Will: Chart Topper!!!!

 

(Maxx rolls out of the way, and Maxx collides with the canvas)

 

Dean: Nothing but mat!

 

(Maxx up to his feet, he begins to lay in boots to Nathaniel, the “Dream Stealer” kicks him so Nates back is facing upwards, and Maxx just stands on the back of Nate with both his feet)

 

Will: I don’t think Nate’s back can take so much weight on his back wike that!

 

Dean: that’s why it’s such a great move!

 

(Nates reach’s for the ropes, and Maxx just jumps and lands with both his feet on the spine of Nate)

 

Will: I’m surpwised that Nate’s back isn’t shattered with that weight on it!

 

(Maxx eventually stops standing on Nate, and picks him up, and drags him over to the rope nearest the commentating table. Maxx picks up Nate in the gorilla press position once again looking to drop Nate’s neck across the top rope, but Nate slides down the back of Maxx, and hits a desperation dropkick to the back of Maxx’s head that send Maxx out of the ring)

 

Will: the “Dream Stealer” has just fallen this way!

 

Dean: but Nate is still in the ring, and is unable to capitalise on this situation, cause Maxx has already taken so much out of him!

 

Will: unfortunately you’re right!

 

Dean: that’s why they call him the “Dream Stealer” cause Nate dreams of retaining his title here tonight and it just isn’t going to happen!

 

(Maxx is first up on the outside, and Nate lies clutching his back in the ring, Maxx pulls Nate out of the ring by his legs, and rams his head into the commentating table of the Travesty Commentary team)

 

Will: whoa! Watch it!

 

Dean: I’m getting ready to scat!

 

(Maxx sets up Nate for his finisher the Career ender, Maxx lifts Nate up, but Nate counters with a hurricarina on Maxx Pain, which sends Maxx through the commentary table)

 

Will: RAINING CARNAGE!!!!!! Our table has just been wrecked!, and both the “Entertainment Francise” and the “Dream Stealer” lie motionless where the debris is!

 

Dean: it looks like they are the debris!

 

(Neither of the men are moving, as of yet, and the referee begins a ten count on the two)

 

ONE………. TWO……. THREE….. FOUR…….. FIVE……

 

Will: up to a five count and stiww neither of them have moved an inch!

 

SIX……. SEVEN…….. EIGHT…..

 

Dean: finally both men begin to coming round, but will they make it up in time before they’re both counted out by the referee?

 

NINE…..

 

Will: they’re both up on one knee, but if they’re both counted out it wowld be a dwaw, surewy we can’t have a dww between these two vicious enemies!

 

TEN……

 

Dean: They’re both up, but did they make it up just in time or is the ref going to call it a draw?

 

(The referee waves play on)

 

Will: I guess the match is being continued whether they were both up in time or not!

 

Dean; whoa! A ref with common sense!

 

Will: hate to say it but he may have done that just to save his own skin awso there, but I wouldn’t have wiked to have been the wef if he decwared a dwaw!

 

(The two begin to exchange blows again, and again, blood can be seen on Maxx from going through the table)

 

Will: I didn’t notice it earwier, but Maxx is busted open!

 

Dean: all, that’s happened from Nate, is he has made the “Dream Stealer” more angry than he already was!

 

(Maxx does get advantage of the fisticuffs, and then goes to whip Nate into the steal post, but Nate Reverses, but another reversal from Maxx and WHAM into the steal Nate goes!)

 

Will: another sickening thud!

 

Dean: Carnage has been left everywhere in this match!

 

Will: and it shows on Both Nate and Maxx in this match, they’re both busted wide open know!

 

Dean: Nate couldn’t take the impact of that steal post, and is know also busted open!

 

Will: it’s a bwood bath!

 

(Maxx slowly walks over to Nate, picks him up and rolls him into the ring, Maxx follows, Maxx with the advantage. Sets up Nate between his legs)

 

Will: Maxx going for a caweer ender here possibwy?

 

Dean: I think so!

 

(Maxx picks up Nate, and from high up into the air, and brings Nate Down to his already sore back with a thunderous BAM on the mat)

 

Will: that has to be aww!

 

Dean got to be!

 

(Maxx goes for the pin)

 

ONE…..

 

Dean: looks like the title is going back home to Pride!

 

TWO….

 

Will: unfortunatewy it’s twue!

 

THRE……

 

Will: NO NO NO, Nate got his shouwder up some how some way the vetewan got his shouwder up! I have no idea how the heww he did that but he just did this is AMAZING!

 

Dean: WHAT?

 

(Maxx is in shock and holds his head in his hands, and looks at the ref and Pounds on the mat three times saying it was a three count. Ref Lowe stays adamant that he counted only TWO)

 

Will: where did Nate get the energy fwom to kick out of that?

 

(Maxx again looking rather annoyed, picks up Nate, sets him up for another Career Ender. And WHAM once again Nate’s back comes down hard to the mat)

 

Will: that’s TWO Caweer Enders from Maxx Pain surewy nate won’t kick out after Two caweer Enders

 

Dean: and damn well won’t!

 

(Maxx looks down at Nate’s lifeless body lying on the floor, Max just shakes his head No, asnd picks him up and sets him up between his legs a third time)

 

Will: a third caweer Ender? MY WHOLE WORWD! He’ww bweak Nate into two pieces!

 

Dean: he should never have kicked out first time, like I said he’s made his punishment worse now!

 

(Maxx picks up the “Entertainment Franchise” and brings his back down to the canvas with a third huge WHAM on the canvas. Maxx cockily puts on foot over Nate for the cover)

 

ONE….

 

Dean: Maxx has got to have this in the back now!

 

TWO…..

 

Will: no way Nate couwd possibwy kick out after THWEE huge caweer Enders fwom MaxxPain!

 

THRE……

 

Dean: What the hell?

 

Will: Maxx just stopped the count by taking his foot off Nate

 

(The referee yells at Maxx for stopping the count, but Maxx takes absolutely no notice of the referee, as he goes to the outside)

 

Will: what now? Nate’s awweady a beaten man, surewy he doesn’t need to continue the punishment!

 

Dean: Nate needs to be taught a lesson!

 

Will: I don’t think he needs it but I think he’s going to get it anyway!

 

(Maxx picks up a steal chair, and gets in the ring with the chair. The referee berates Maxx for bringing the chair into the ring, now Nate’s already more or less beaten, but shuts up when Maxx threatens him. Maxx puts the steal chair onto the mat)

 

Will: don’t teww me he’s going to dewiver a FORTH caweer ender onto the steaw chair! If Nate’s back isn’t awweady injured awweady it surewy wiww be after a forth caweer ender onto the steaw chair!

 

Dean: And that’s just what Maxx wiww be thinking!

 

(Up Nate goes ready for the forth deadly career ender from Maxx Pain, and Down comes Nates back with another HUGE WHAM onto the steal chair)

 

Will: I don’t know if Nate fewt that, possibwy being out awweady!

 

Dean: but the impact will be there anyway, and Know Maxx will get the win, and become the television champion once again!

 

(Maxx once again with a cocky pin with one foot over the body of Nate)

 

ONE……

 

Will: weww the new tewevision champion might as weww be crowned now I give you Maxx Pain!

 

TWO…..

 

Dean: ahaha ye!

 

THRE…

 

Will: Maxx just stopped the pin yet AGAIN! What now not another career ender Nate’s probabwy broken in two awweady!

 

Dean: NO down the ramp way is El Gambit! What’s he doing here now?

 

Will: he has a bone to pick with Pwide but, Maxx just had the tewevision titwe won, and he stopped the count!

 

Dean: El G is only delaying the inevitable that Maxx will become the champion!

 

(Maxx goes to the ropes, and begins to mouth off at El G, and pops his head through the ropes, and SLAM from the side of El G, comes his cosh, that slams into the side of Maxx’s temples and down goes the big man)

 

Dean: what is El G doing?

 

Will: ever heard the saying what goes awound come awound?

 

Dean: yes!

 

Will: weww I guess that’s what El G’s doing here to a member of Pwide!

 

Dean: the referee can’t call for a DQ though!

 

Will: hence no DQ!

 

(Maxx is out on the mat from the cosh shot, and into the ring comes El G. he taunts Maxx by doing a mouthing off impression El G goes to the ropes, and hits a Moonsault on Maxx Pain)

 

Dean: what is El G doing? Maxx had this match won!

 

Will: I guess he doesn’t have the match won now!

 

(El G comes off the ropes, and hits a moonsault on Maxx Pain, and the fans of Glasgow are again actually cheering for the greatest wrestler of Gibraltar)

 

Dean: I wike El G but this display by him is disgusting!

 

Will: I don’t wike El G, nor do I wike Pwide, but I’m gwad Ew G is doing this to Maxx, he had it coming for a whiwe now!

 

(El G up to his feet and moves the chair from underneath Nate. El G just ignores the fans cheers, as he picks up Maxx Pain, and hits a reversed spiked DDT onto the steal chair)

 

Will: BURNING HEAT! Ew G has wayed out Maxx Pain!

 

Dean: I have a feeling that El G is going to regret doing this!

 

(El G leaves the ring, and heads backstage via the ramp-way. Nate is just coming around dazed, and see Maxx laid out on the mat. Nate crawls across, and limply places his arm over the ex-television champion Maxx Pain for the pin)

 

ONE…..

 

Dean: not this way! This isn’t fair Maxx can’t lose this way!

 

TWO…

 

Will: I don’t think Nate wouwd have wanted to win wike this, but it wooks wike he’s going to!

 

THREE…….

 

(DING DING DING)

 

Will: after Four caweer ender the veteran Nathaniew Davis has come out on top! This is truewy unbewievable!

 

Dean: I’m in shock!

 

(Referee Lowe helps Nathaniel up to his feet, and hands him the Television title, the fans cheer for the “Entertainment Franchise” even though it’s noticeable that he’s in pain he manages to crack a smile for the fans, and even a wave, as he struggles with the television title in hand to the back)

 

Dean: I can’t believe that happened, but on with the show I guess!

 

Will: what a match that was, but now onto even more action from todays PPV Fallout: Zero Hour!

 

 

---Backstage---

 

The scene opens up inside the formal locker room of The Fierys, Dameon and Hades.  The father-son team stand in front of each other, both holding their half of the Tag Titles.  They don’t make eye contact with the camera as they are talking to one another.

 

Dameon:  “Endangered Species in a steel cage tonight.  I’m ready, are you?”

 

Hades:  “More than ever.  They think they are better than us, but I know for a fact they don’t stand a chance.”

 

Dameon:  “Now don’t under estimate them.  Yes, they have been ‘active’ longer than us, and they are former Tag Champs, but it doesn’t mean they are better.  Tell me, how did they win the Tag Titles last time?”

 

Hades:  “They were awarded them due to vacancy.  If that is earning the belts then I should call myself next Heavyweight Champion!  These two evidently are good; I can’t take that away from then.  However, tonight we show them just how better than them we can be.  And the steel cage only makes our chances stronger.  This time there is nowhere to run, no where to hind, and there isn’t anything Devotion can do about costing us the match either.”

 

Dameon:  “Don’t let her fool you son.  She knows how to get her way into matches so her boys get the win.  If she wants to get involved in the match, then we will let her be involved.”

 

Hades:  “I’m not hitting a girl dad.  I’m leaving that to mom.  If Devotion does try something though, she won’t get in trouble.  You know she is related to Angel and right now I do not want to be on her bad side.”

 

Dameon:  “If Devotion is smart she will keep out.  Just focus on the two other men in the ring.  They are our main priority and target.  It’s time we do what we do best, and even better.  Endangered Species will definitely get a challenge tonight and a challenge that could possibly be their last.”

 

Hades:  “What are we waiting for?  Come on!”

 

The two rush out of the room , Tag Championships in their possession.  The scene fades shortly after.

 

***

 

---GZW Tag Team Championship Match: Steel Cage Match: Endangered Species vs. The Fierys---

 

Pike: This next match has the Fierys defending the GZW Tag Team titles against Endangered Species in a steel cage, pin fall or submission. This is a match that has been brewing since Hades and Dameon won the titles earlier this month!

 

Hunt: Forget the Fierys forget Endangered Species. Where are the women?

 

Threatt and Synger come out first with Devotion to a chorus of boos. They walk up and test out the cage and get in.     by __ blares as next out comes Dameon and Hades, Tag Team Championship belts around their waist, followed by Spice. The crowd erupts as they walk towards the ring reaching out and slapping hands on the way down.

 

Pike: The father and son champions seem to be getting more popular everyday here in the GZW!

 

Hunt: Oh yeah and the beautiful woman that comes down to the ring with them has nothing to do with it?

 

The Champs get in to the cage and the outside official locks the door. The four men look at each other and then charge at each other. Dameon runs straight for Threatt and nails him with a dropkick as Hades runs up to Synger and delivers a devastating standing sidekick.

 

Pike: The Fierys have started this match of with a bang!

 

As Synger gets up, Hades dives towards him driving home a spear. Dameon heads over and picks up Threatt and launches him like a lawn dart in to the cage.

 

Hunt: That's going to leave a mark, Donutboy!

 

Hades begins to pick up Synger but Lost Soul gets in a low blow. With Hades hunched over Synger delivers a stiff DDT, while Dameon hits an ax kick on Threatt.

 

Pike: The action is getting too fast to say what's going on. Hey wait! Synger is telling Devotion something!

 

Hunt: I'm sure it's nothing illegal!

 

Devotion reaches under the ring and pulls out a table and sets it up.

 

Pike: Yeah nothing illegal!

 

Hunt: She's doing what a woman should do she's setting the table!

 

With Hades down Synger heads over to help Threatt. He hits Dameon with a stiff kick to the head. He then points to Threatt and then points up. They begin to take Dameon up to the top of the cage but as they do Hades begins to get up.

 

Pike: This can only end badly!

 

Synger and Threatt take Dameon up the cage. Synger steadies himself on the top rope with his back to the ring while Threatt and Dameon are on the top of the cage.

 

Pike: They're going to push him off!

 

Hunt: Don't worry! I'll be there to console Spice!

 

As ES get ready to push Dameon off, Hades comes from behind and low blows Synger. Joseph falls to the mat with a loud thud. Threatt picks up Dameon, as he does Dameon hits him with an elbow shot and Threatt falls from the top of the cage on to the table.

 

Pike: Shit on me!

 

Hunt: Very rarely do I agree with my broadcast lackey but what he said!

 

Hades is pummeling Synger with left and rights. Hades picks him up and delivers a sitdown jawbreaker leaving Synger laying in the center of the ring with Dameon still at the top of the cage. Dameon yells down to his youngest son to get out of the way.

 

Hunt: Oh no! He isn't going to do it is he?

 

Pike: I think so but Hunt, could you resist?

 

Dameon is looking around smiling wildly. He then sticks both his hands up in the air and flashes the "I love You" sign to the crowd. He dives of the cage landing on Threatt, when he lands on him Dameon bounces about two feet of the mat and Synger about one.

 

Pike: What impact! Seems Dameon hurt himself on that one as well!

 

Hunt: Well if he needs help with Spice tonight...

 

Hades goes over to make sure his father is okay as Devotion goes under the ring yet again. She pulls out some bolt cutters. She walks to the cage door and she snaps the lock on it. The door swings open. Sexy Bitch tries to walk into the cage but Spice grabs her by the hair and flings her into Alex Hunt’s lap.

 

Pike: (umph) Well damn! Really can't complain about this!!

 

What the good Love Doctor does not see is Spice charging at Devotion and him connecting with a spear.

 

Hunt: Wahhhhh!!!

 

Hunt's headset disconnects as the girls fight on top of him.

 

Hunt: Looks like Hunt has been taken out! Whatever will I do with out his witty banter!

 

Spice then picks up Devotion and throws her in to the guardrail. Spice gets up on the announce table and raises her arms up as the crowd cheers. Hunt gets back in his seat and plugs in his headset, as Spice gets down.

 

Hunt: Thanks for the help Pike.

 

Pike: Who am I to get between you and two beautiful women?

 

Spice comes over and kisses Hunt on the cheek

 

Spice: Sorry.

 

Hunt: Oh it's quite alright.

 

Back in the cage, Synger begins to get up and Hades runs over and gives him a strong clothesline. Hades then notices the open door and drags Synger to it. Hades then drapes Synger’s leg on the outside and slams the cage door on his knee.

 

Pike: Hades seems to be seeking vengeance for Endangered Species blindside weeks ago!

 

Hades slams Synger’s knee three times before Ref Newman gets him to stop. Hades then drags Synger to the middle of the ring and slaps on an STF putting pressure on both Synger's knee and ribs.

 

Hunt: I think Joseph Synger can get out of this!

 

Pike: Not without some help!

 

Synger taps out wildly banging his hand on the mat.

 

Pike: Its over! The Fierys win in impressive fashion here tonight retaining the GZW Tag Team Championship!

 

The Fierys exit the cage, with Dameon holding his ribs, as they walk out the crowd erupts. The victorious father and son slap hands as they disappear behind the curtain.

 

 

---Hong Kong Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Champion---

 

The scene opens to the maniacal grin of  “Wrestling Franchise” Monarch. Dressed in jeans, a HKWF promotional shirt, and a British flag bandanna tied over his forehead, Monarch pats his waist where the HKWF World Heavyweight title is secured around.

 

“Sorry I couldn’t be there in that kack of a place called Scotland to cheer you on William Bond and Pimp Bizkit, my fellow countrymen, but I have been quite busy ripping Sebastian Covenant a new bloody arsehole as I reclaimed my fucking belt from his old decrepit arse.”

 

“William, it’s no secret that you have something I fucking bloody want. It’s no bloody fucking secret that I have always wanted to see what the Smooth Operator has to offer in a real fight, not like the one time we faced in the ring back in February. William, you hold the next key to me becoming the true fucking Wrestling Franchise that I bloody damn well am. That GZW Heavyweight Championship belt will be mine before it is all said and done.”

 

“Pimp, if you do manage to hold the belt when I come for it, need not worry as I have been given the blessing of Papa Profit to tear down the holder of the bloody belt regardless of who hold it, even if it is John’s own son. Little court jester know that I don’t care about little pranks and idiot stunts that your simpleton Wigan mind thinks up. If you hold the next link in my quest to become the first Combined Championship Wrestling Triple Crown Champion, I will destroy you without even blinking a bloody eye.”

 

“Let it be written, let it be done!!”

 

The scene fades as Monarch stares into the camera.

 

***

 

---Host Table---

 

Hunt: Woohoo! Monarch is once again the HKWF World Heavyweight Champion! Whoever is holding the GZW Heavyweight and the UJW Super Heavyweight titles best have eyes in the back of their heads cause Monarch is on a seek and destroy mission!

 

Pike: Up next we send it down to Melvin and Norman as they announce the GZW LightHeavyweight Championship match between El Gambit and current champion Diamond Sledge!

 

Hunt: Who in the hell are Melvin and Norman?

 

 

---GZW LightHeavyweight Championship Match: “El Gambit” Santiago DeTouwce vs. “Anti Bullying Policy” Diamond---

 

Melvin: Welcome fans to the GZW pay per view Fallout: Zero Hour.

 

Norman: And tonight is Zero hour for the reign of the New Gzw LH champion Diamond Sledge.

 

Melvin: Well if you all remember last week on Crimson Diamond defeated Justin Sharp for the belt.

 

Norman: Justin was the fightingest Gzw LH champion ever.

 

Melvin: I seriously doubt that, as Justin is not all that good.

 

"Gimme" by Alice Cooper hits on the pa and out comes the challenger El Gambit, he walks out to loud boos from the crowd. El Gambit flicks off the fans as he walks down to the ring. Gambit slides in under the bottom rope and stands on the second turnbuckle as the fans boo him.

 

Norman: These fans need to show some respect for the next LH champion.

 

Melvin: I think Diamond would have something to say about that.

 

Funky Cold Madina" by Tone Loc hits on the pa as the Newly crowned LH champion makes his way down to the ring with a standing ovation from the crowd. Diamond shakes the hands of the fans as he walks down to the ring.

 

Melvin: This is going to be an awesome match between two of the best Lightweights in the Gzw.

While shaking the hands of the fans Diamond is attacked by Gambit. Gambit begins to pound on the back of Diamond as the ref tries to get him in the ring. He throws Diamond into the steel stairs as the fans at ringside begin to boo him.

 

Norman: serves Diamond right for taking so damn long.

 

Melvin: oh shut up.

 

Gambit starts to choke Diamond on the floor with the camera cords. The ref keeps telling Gambit to get him in the ring but Gambit ignores him. Gambit picks up Diamond who begins to give Gambit shots to the mid section as the fans begin to cheer. Diamond throws Gambit into the ring post, as Gambit bounces off Diamond hits him from behind with a clothesline that sends Gambit back into the ring post.

 

Melvin: This match is not going to be pretty i can tell that now.

 

Davis throws Gambit into the ring as the ref calls for the bell to ring for the begining of the match. Diamond begins to stomp on Gambit as he tries to get up, Gambit begins to cover his stomach as Diamond continues to stomp on him. He picks up Gambit and sets him in the corner and begins to punch him as the fans begin to count.

 

1

 

2

 

3

 

4

 

5

 

6

 

7

 

8

 

9

 

10 The fans go wild for Davis as he delivers the punches to Gambits face.

 

Norman: Dq him ref, he used closed fist.

 

Gambit falls face first into the mat, Diamond delivers a leg drop to the back of Gambits head and then goes for the cover.

 

1

 

2..kick out by Gambit.

 

Melvin: There is just no quit in the heart of Gambit.

 

Diamond picks up Gambit and sends him into the ropes, but Gambit hangs on as Diamond goes for a drop kick, only to land on his back. Gambit holds on to the ropes to catch his breath, he the delivers a running elbow drop to the chest of Diamond.

 

Norman: Yeah that’s right; take the breath out of him Gambit.

 

Gambit picks up Diamond and gives him a snap suplex, Gambit holds on to his tights and picks him back up and delivers another snap suplex, and yet again he delivers another one.

 

Melvin: did you see that, not 1 not 2 but three snap suplex's from Gambit.

 

Gambit goes for the pin.

 

1

 

2...kick out by Diamond.

 

Melvin: What resilience by the Champ.

 

Gambit picks up Diamond and sends him into the ropes, on return Diamond goes for a cross body block but Gambit ducks and Diamond lands on the ropes and hangs there, Gambit goes up top and comes crashing down with a leg drop on the back of Diamonds head and both land hard on the coliseum floor.

 

Norman: What a move by Gambit, but he better get him back in the ring if he wants to win.

The ref begins to count both men out.

 

1

 

2

 

3

 

4

 

5

 

6...both me begin to get up.

 

7

 

8...they both slide into the ring breaking the count.

 

Diamond is the first to get up, he runs and gives Gambit a low drop kick to the face while he tries to get up. he quickly goes for the pin.

 

1

 

2

 

3.... kick out by Gambit.

 

Diamond goes up to the top ropes and waits for Gambit to get up.

 

Norman: What is he doing up there.

 

As Gambit gets up and turns around, Diamond leaps off the top rope and delivers a top rope hurricanrana on Gambit, Diamond quickly gets up and runs and does a second rope moonsault(ala Chris Jericho) and goes for the pin of Gambit.

 

1

 

2

 

3....kick out by Gambit.

 

Diamond argues with the ref as Gambit slowly gets up. Diamond once again goes up top but Gambit quickly gets up and runs up the turnbuckle and delivers a DDT from the top rope as the fans chant GZW...GZW...GZW...

 

Melvin: What a move by Gambit that should put away diamond.

 

Gambit goes for the pin.

 

1

 

2

 

3.....kick out by Diamond

 

Norman: I can't believe it...how in the Hell did he do that.

 

Gambit is out raged and begins to pound Diamonds head hard on the mat. He picks up Diamond and sends him into the ropes, on return Diamond delivers a Spear to the unsuspecting Gambit, both men lay on the mat as the ref begins to count them.

 

1

 

2

 

3

 

4....Gambit begins to slowly make his way up stopping the count

 

Gambit begins to stomp on the back of Diamond; Gambit goes to the turnbuckle and signals to the crowd.

 

Norman: Could this be the Gibraltersault

 

Gambit comes crashing down on the back of Diamond with the Gibraltersault. he quickly gets up and continues to stomp on the back of Diamond. Gambit flicks off the crowd as Diamond tries to get up, not knowing anything Gambit is quickly hoisted up in the air and lands hard on his back from a release German suplex from Diamond.

 

Melvin: Diamond goes for the pin but Gambit kicks out at two.

 

Diamond gets up and signals to the crowd that the end is coming. Gambit slides out of the ring and begins to walk away, but Diamond goes out and throws him back into the ring. Diamond goes to pick up Gambit, but he gets pushed into the ref.

 

Melvin: The ref is out, now what will happen.

 

Diamond goes out and tries to revive him, as he tries to wake him up, he is hit in the back of the head and falls on the floor, the camera pans around to see Gambit holding his cosh.

 

Melvin: What the hell...why did he have to use that.

 

Norman: Use What.

 

Gambit throws Diamond into the ring and goes for the pin, but there is no ref, Gambit goes out and throws the ref into the ring. he then goes back to pin Diamond as the ref slowly begins to count.

 

1

 

2

 

3......NOOOOO Diamond kicks out..

 

Melvin: What a match we are having...

 

Norman: that was the slowest count i have ever seen.

 

Gambit is still out raged, he goes out and gets a chair and brings it into the ring. he picks up Diamond and sets him up for the Rock of Gibraltar, but Diamond fights out of it, he then sets El Gambit up for the Diamonds are forever( eye of the hurricane) he quickly goes for the pin.

 

1

 

Norman: Kick out Gambit.

 

2

 

Melvin: Its over...get over it.

 

3.....No Gambit kicks out right before the refs hand hits 3..

 

Melvin: What a match.

 

Diamond is shocked, he then picks up the chair and goes to hit Gambit but the ref takes it, Diamond

turns around to see the ref putting the chair out of the ring, he goes over to the ref but while the refs back is turned towards them, Gambit hits Diamond in the back of the head with the Cosh. and quickly goes for the pin.

 

1

 

Melvin: No not this way.

 

2

Norman: Get over it...its' over.

 

3...ding ding ding.

 

Melvin: No.....Diamond was screwed out of his belt.

 

Norman: Who cares....We have a New Gzw Light Heavyweight Champion.

 

Gambit slowly gets up as the ref hands him his belt, Gambit goes over to Diamond and begins to beat on him some more with his cosh.

 

Melvin: You got the damn belt now get out and leave him alone.

 

Gambit stops the onslaught and shows off to the crowd, while holding his title belt high in the air refs run down to the ring to tend to Diamond. the fans boo Gambit as he walks toward the back with his Light Heavyweight title belt.

 

Melvin: WoW...what a match by these two...well thats all for us fans..enjoy the rest of the ppv.

 

Norman: Peace!

 

 

 

---On the Zero-tron---

[The tune... "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback.]

#Never made it as a wise man#
#I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'#
#Tired of livin' like a blind man#
#I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling#
#This is how you remind me#

Voice: You made sure I always felt like a spare wheel. An extra in your great scheme.

#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#

Voice: You never took me seriously, and with every win, I was causing an upset.

#It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting on a different story#
#This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking#
#I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle#
#These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"#

Voice: Yet you never stopped me. You couldn't. Because I loved this business and I still do.

#It's not like you didn't know that#
#I said I love you and I swear I still do#
#And it must have been so bad#
#Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you#

Voice: Yes, I walked away. But sometimes you have to let go of the things you love to increase the desire to have them.

#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#

Voice: Yet my love for the business wasn't the only thing to grow. Your egos grew as well.

#It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting on a different story#
#This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking#
#I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle#
#These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"#

Voice: You think you're a new generation? A better one? I've never seen that, and I don't think I ever will. Perhaps your egos need a check.

#Never made it as a wise man#
#I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'#
#This is how you remind me#

Voice: Perhaps it's time I stepped back from the shadows.

#This is how you remind me#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#

Voice: Maybe what this place needs is a reminder of its roots.

#It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting on a different story#
#This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking#
#I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle#
#These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"#

Voice: Perhaps what you need is to be reminded of what this business is really about.

[As the tune fades, a black silhouette of a man appears on a bright yellow background.]

Voice: And I will remind you all...the ZERO HOUR is NOW!!!

The lights in the arena go out leaving the entire pitch black. The crowd begins to murmur with nervousness.

Hunt: What in the hell is going on?

Pike: It looks as if someone is in the ring!

When the lights come back on, Holly Fortune is standing in the middle of the ring microphone in her right hand and a black t-shirt in her left. The crowd lets out a resounding boo for the newest member of Pride. Holly looks around at them with a disgusted look.

Holly: Boo me all you like, but it isn’t me that changed. I finally woke up and saw that this business was passing me by. I am a Fortune. One of the greatest wrestling families in this business yet I have always been looked at as the ugly stepchild. Well this ugly duckling has blossomed into a beautiful swan. No longer will I live in the shadows of my siblings. I am my own woman.

The crowd rises to their feet as Eric “Kombat” Fortune hobbles down the rampway. The beatdown by Pride is still evident upon his body although he has changed into jeans and a white t-shirt. The RoccWylder slides into the ring and walks right up into his older sister’s face.

Eric: What’s your problem, Holly? If you wanted to make your mark in this business there are other ways of doing it. What you did to Chris Sharp was uncalled for. Was it you who had your new friends attack Adam Cage and me? Why?

Holly: It’s the way of evolution, Eric. Siding with Justin Sharp and the rest of Pride was an immediate way to show that the younger Fortunes have arrived. That’s right Eric, I said younger Fortunes. What we did to Adam Cage was for a reason. That flyweight was a liability to the Pride cause. By his dismissal that opens a new spot for someone greater than him.

Eric looks at Holly strangely, unsure of what she is actually saying.

Holly: That’s right Fat Cat. Join me as we blaze a new line of terror throughout the company that was built on the blood, sweat, and tears of Fortunes. (Holly throws the t-shirt to Eric who catches it.)

Pike: No, don’t do it, Eric. Think about all the honorable men you will be forsaking if you join you sister!

Hunt: If you can’t beat’em join’em!

Eric opens the shirt and it is a Pride promotional t-shirt. Eric walks over to the turnbuckle and drapes it over it. He looks at the shirt, then his sister, and then to the crowd who are adamantly telling him not to do it. Eric puts his hands in his pocket, shaking his head unsure of what to do.

Holly: Listen to what I said, Eric. Join ME!!

Eric takes his hand out of his pocket. In his hand is a small silver object. He puts the object, which can now been seen as a Zippo lighter, near the shirt and looks at Holly.

Eric: The answer is yes, Holly. I’ll join you but Pride can go to hell!!!

With that Eric flicks the lighter and the flame catches the t-shirt. Eric turns to his sister and the two hug.

Pike: Eric just said he’ll join Holly but refused to join Pride!

Hunt: But isn’t Holly apart of Pride now?

Security quickly gets into the ring with fire extinguishers and put out the blazing Pride t-shirt. Eric stands next to his sister arms crossed over his chest.

Holly: For my next surprise feast your eyes upon the Zero-tron.

The Zero-tron switches to the backstage area. Laying on his stomach apparently unconscious is Bane in the hallway outside of the Pride locker room. Slumped against the wall, also unconscious and bleeding from the mouth, is Chris Trepanier. A struggle can be heard inside the dressing room. The door opens and inside we see Justin Sharp flying into the wall, which upon impact he leaves a massive dent. Justin’s tattered shirt hangs off his body as both his eye begins to swell. Blood trickles from the corner of his mouth.

Pike: Shit on me! Someone has brutalized Pride in their very own dressing room!

Hunt: I see Bane and Chris T., but where in the hell is Maxx Pain!

Pike: CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN’ DONUTS! Look who that is!

The crowd releases a collective gasp as the Zero-tron reveals the unseen attacker of Pride to be…

Pike and Hunt: (in unison) DEACON KANE!!!

The massive 7’4” 478lbs ex-GZW Heavyweight Champion stands over the barely conscious Justin Sharp. Deacon, now sporting a baldhead and a full beard, picks up Justin by his blonde mane. With unbelievable force, Deacon slams Justin’s face into the wall causing yet another dent. The Zero-tron changes back to Holly and Eric in the ring.

Holly: That’s right, Deacon Kane has stepped back from the shadows. Justin Sharp, you want to run around here claiming you are The Future of this company. Well I guess you have been introduced to the one man that can backup that claim.

Hunt: Woohoo! Holly Fortune has brought back Deacon Kane, The Wicked One, The Future, from the abyss!

Pike: Deacon must have been the one Holly has been talking to on the phone for the last couple of months! What a coup!

Holly: “As I look out to the sea of humanity, I see that many of you Scottish idiots don’t understand what is going on. I never joined Pride. My swerve of Chris Sharp and my joining of Pride was to give my actions credibility. No one would have taken little quiet Holly Fortune serious if I didn’t let my actions show it. GZW the time is now to jump on the right boat. All you young wrestlers that are constantly overlooked by everyone in this company, there is a place for you amongst the War Party.”

“You see Pride talks about being held down by the Powers Three but once you join Pride, guys like Justin Sharp and Maxx Pain will make sure you don’t get anymore spotlight than them. The proof is in the pudding. Chris Trepanier and Adam Cage, two men that had rising stock in GZW until they joined with Pride. Now where are their careers? Going nowhere fast. How can a group dedicated to taking out the ‘Old Guard’ have an ‘Old Guard’ wrestler as one of their top men?”

“But it just doesn’t stop with Pride. No, no. No one cares to see it but what about the impending recreation of Chaos Theory™? In the diabolical mind of Sincere no one outside of his faction will garner any success. Has it not been proven already? Symon, through whatever relation to the Deputy Commissioner, reaps the benefits of siding with Sincere. Than we have the Intercontinental Champion who just so happens to be watched over by his little guardian angel Symon. Sincere’s history is well documented. Mark my words.”

“What of the sudden collection of HKWF wrestlers by the daughter of the President of HKWF and the current GZW Commissioner? Truly no wrestler that hasn’t been in HKWF will fall under the good graces of Angel Profit-Williams. When Angel finishes amassing her army it will be the HKWF revisited again in GZW!”

“Wrestlers of GroundZero Wrestling the opportunity to further your career is here amongst the War Party. Already Eric “Kombat” Fortune has seen where the true stable of GZW is. We have already the greatest champion in the history of GZW, Deacon Kane, in our ranks. The Future is now!!”

Eric lifts up the top rope as he sits on the middle rope. Holly steps through as Eric hops down. The crowd gives a mixed reaction, unsure of how to react to the formation of the newest stable to GZW.

Pike: Things have just got hotter around here!

***

 

---Backstage---

 

[T-Rex is shown walking around the arena getting himself ready for his big match.  He slams his fists on the wall and lets out a roar as he continues to pace the back hallway.  Angel walks up behind him and wraps her arms around his waist and kisses him on the base of his neck.  He turns around and looks down on her as she smiles.]

 

Angel: Ready honey?

 

T-Rex: Yea.  It’s time to put an end to Sean’s forsaken ways.

 

[T-Rex turns around and walks towards the entrance way as the scene fades.]

 

***

 

 

---Last Man Standing Match: “GZW Enforcer” T-Rex vs. “The Forsaken One” Magic---

 

Pike: Three words have never triggered such excitement in the hearts of GZW fans as Last Man Standing. Tonight, two bitter enemies and once closes friends step into the ring, but only one man will remain standing. T-Rex, the Champion of the People, the man known as the GZW Enforcer sets to take on the Intercontinental Champion and downright demented “Forsaken One” Magic!

 

“Here To Stay” by Korn hits the speakers. The fans erupt with loud boos, as Magic is the first to come out. The Forsaken One walks down the aisle on his way to the ring with IC title around his belt. Magic is visibly absent of his two favorite things, his wife Steph and his personalized sledgehammer.

 

“IIIII AAAAAMMMMMM NNNUUUUMMMMMBBBEEEERRRRR OOONNNNEEEE!!!!”

 

The fans pop loudly as the GZW Enforcer T-Rex steps out onto the entrance. The seven-footer lets out a howl, then looks at Magic in the ring. Rex runs down the ramp. Magic slides out of the ring. The two men collide at the bottom of the ramp, trading punches.

 

Pike: Both former friends aren't waiting to start this in the ring! They're going at it on the floor!

 

Hunt: That's where I like to go at it too! Oochie wally!

 

Pike: So much for a handshake at the beginning of the natch!

 

Both men trade punches on the floor at ringside. Like two heavyweights going at it, toe to toe. Rex then grabs Magic's head and slams his face into the ring post. Rex moves in to lift Magic back up, but Magic nails Rex with a shot to the midsection. Magic then grabs Rex's head and slams it into the steel steps. The Forsaken One then grabs a chair from ringside and smacks it on the back of Rex.

 

Pike: Magic going with the chairshots early on! And another! And another! Magic is just nailing T-Rex with those chairshots! T-Rex is pulling himself back up using the guardrail. Magic charges at T-Rex, but T-Rex counters with a back body drop that sends Magic over the rail and into the front row! The fans are yelling like wild animals! Speaking of wild animals, T-Rex hops onto the guardrail, leaps off and wipes out Magic with a springboard clothesline off the rail!

 

Hunt: What? T-Rex thinks he's a cruiserweight now?

 

As both men are in the crowd, Rex is handed a chair by a fan.

 

Pike: Now it's T-Rex's turn! He's just blasting Magic with those chairshots in the crowd! As Nelly would say, "batter up!"

 

Hunt: Shut up, Donutboy! It ain't the same without those girls shakin' their booties!

 

Rex lifts up Magic and scoop slams him down on the concrete floor. The crowd surrounding them is going crazy.

 

Pike: Both men are still in the first few rows of the Hampden Arena crowd! T-Rex lifts Magic up. He's going for a vertical suplex! But Magic blocks it and counters with a vertical suplex of his own that sends T-Rex back over the rail and to the ringside area! Unbelievable!

 

Magic, before climbing back over the rail to ringside, grabs a fan's beer, chugs it and spits it back in the fan’s face. With Rex still down on the floor at ringside, Magic grabs a steel chair from a fan. Magic hops onto the guardrail, leaps off, places the chair under his leg in midair, and then drops with an Arabian facebuster.

 

Pike: Shit on me! What a move by Magic! Now what? Magic takes the ring bell! T-Rex gets back up slowly and gets nailed in the face with the ring bell! What a shot! Now Magic's got the little hammer used to ring the bell! He's whacking T-Rex in the face with it and trying to dig it into his eyes!

 

Hunt: That's vicious!

 

After using Rex's head as a ring bell, Magic tosses Hellfire back into the ring.

 

Pike: The match has finally gotten into the ring! But look! Before Magic gets in, he's tossing in chairs and a set of ring steps as well!

 

Hunt: Ah, the good ol' foreign objects!

 

Magic slides into the ring and opens a steel chair. Magic lifts Rex up and bulldogs the Champion of the People right onto the open chair.

 

Angle: T-Rex's face slammed into the cold steel! Now Magic is choking T-Rex on the middle ring rope!

 

Hunt: Choke him out!

 

Magic breaks the choke, and then whips Rex to the ropes. Rex bounces off the ropes and nails Magic with a flying forearm right between the eyes. The fans pop. Rex lifts Magic back up in an inverted atomic drop position, runs with Magic and slams him into the turnbuckles. With Magic dazed in the corner, Rex takes the steel steps in the ring and places them in front of Magic. Rex backs up, runs, leaps off the steps and flattens Magic in the corner with a splash.

 

Pike: T-Rex flying through the air! Now the GZW Enforcer is beating down on Magic in the corner with wild punches! T-Rex scoops Magic up out of the corner and body slams him down onto the steel steps! Ouch! That will mess up your back!

 

Hunt: Yeah, kinda like doing it to a fat chick!

 

Pike: I apologize folks. The opinions and commentary of Alexander Hunt do not reflect those of the management of the GZW!

 

With Magic laying on the steps, Rex takes a chair and slams it down onto Magic as if he were playing a demented version of Whack-a-mole. After pummeling Magic several times, Rex climbs up to the top turnbuckle with chair in hand. Rex leaps off, but Magic gets a boot up, kicking the chair right into Rex's face.

 

Pike: Face full of steel! T-Rex was coming off the top with the chair, but Magic gets a boot up, kicking it right into his face! Brutal! Now Magic lifts T-Rex up onto the steel steps. MAGIC WITH A FRONT FACE PILEDRIVER ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! SHIT ON ME!

 

Hunt: T-Rex's skull just got dropped onto cold steel, baby! Can you dig it? I sure can!

 

As Rex is laying motionless, Magic goes to the floor and gets a table from under the ring. He slides the table into the ring.

 

Pike: Oh no, Magic found a table...

 

Hunt: Be afraid, T-Rex!

 

Magic positions the table in the ring, leaning it up against the corner. Magic lifts Rex up to his feet. He whips Rex towards the table, but Rex reverses. Magic, instead of hitting the table in the corner, slides and pops back up. Rex charges at Magic, nailing him with a spear that sends Magic through the table.

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! T-Rex speared Magic through the table!

 

Hunt: That vicious animal! Someone should spay and neuter him!

 

The fans chant "G-Z-W" as Rex slowly gets back up to his feet. He grabs a piece of the broken table and smashes it over Magic's head. Rex then lifts Magic back up and powerbombs him right into the turnbuckles.

 

Pike: Wowsers! Magic is slumped down in the corner after that powerbomb! T-Rex backs up, runs towards the corner and nails Magic in the face with a running knee! Damn!

 

Rex goes to the floor and brings a table back into the ring. Rex opens the table and sets it near the corner. Rex then places the steel steps under the table. The GZW Enforcer lifts the IC Champ up and sits him up on the top turnbuckle.

 

Pike: Uh oh! T-Rex is going up top! He's going to superplex him through the table and onto the steel steps underneath!

 

Magic is sitting on the top turnbuckle. He fights back, nailing Rex with punches to avoid the superplex. Rex drops to his feet. Instead of Rex nailing the superplex, Magic hooks Rex's head and hits a...

 

Pike: TORNADO DDT THROUGH THE TABLE AND ONTO THE STEPS BELOW! SHIT ON ME!!! He just drove T-Rex's head through the table and onto the steel steps!

 

Hunt: Oh...my...god...

 

Fans: G-Z-W!!! G-Z-W!!!

 

Pike: I can't believe what I've just seen! But Magic is still not done! He pulls T-Rex out of the wreckage of wood and steel. Magic gets on top of T-Rex and hammers him with punches! Now he's going for a blatant choke!

 

Hunt: Got to love that killer instinct! Ullllllttttrrrrraaaa cooooooommmmmbbbboooo!!!!

 

Sitting on Rex's chest, Magic slams his head down with force, connecting with a headbutt to the face of Rex. Magic gets back up like a man drunk, a sadistic look in his eyes. He lifts the huge Rex up and into an inverted suplex...

 

Pike: Magic is going for Overdrive! (snapping reverse suplex) And he's going to do it onto the steps!

 

Hunt: Yes! Crack T-Rex's head open like a watermelon!

 

The fans gasp at what may come next. But as Magic snaps Rex over Rex lands on his feet. Magic turns around. Rex kicks Magic in the gut, and then lifts him up by the waist.

 

Pike: T-Rex powerbombs Magic onto the steel steps! Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!

 

As Magic lays on the steel steps, spasming from the powerbomb, Rex sits on his chest. Rex unleashes his rage, raining down lefts and rights to the face of Magic.

 

Pike: T-Rex is blooding Magic's face with his bare hands!

 

Hunt: What violence! I can't condone this!

 

Rex lifts Magic off the steps and whips him into the corner. Rex charges in and nails Magic in the corner with a clothesline. Rex then grabs a steel chair. Magic stumbles out of the corner. Rex tosses Magic the chair. Magic catches it. Rex with an explosive standing dropkick kicks the steel chair right into his face.

 

Pike: Damn! What a move! Magic got a face full of chair! Magic slowly pulls himself up to his feet. T-Rex charges at him and connects with a clothesline! Both men go over the top rope and down to the floor in front of us! T-Rex is back up and listen to these fans!

 

Hunt: Ugh! Shut them up!

 

Rex scoops up Magic and lays him down onto the announcing table.

 

Pike: Magic is laid out right in front of us! Now the Champion of the People is up on the top turnbuckle! CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN’ DONUTS! T-REX DIVES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH AN ELBOW DROP ONTO MAGIC ON THE TABLE! THIS IS TOTAL CARNAGE!!!

 

The Scotland fans start up another GZW chant as both men are laying motionless where the announce table once was. Ref Patricia Albertson goes to the floor to check on both men. She has no choice but to administer the ten count for both men.

 

Pike: This match could be over right now! I don't know how either of these men can go on in this match! It's a scene of pure carnage as bodies are laying on the floor.

 

1...2...3...4...

 

Hunt: Don't worry! Boring Magic will get up! You wait and see!

 

Ref Albertson's count is at eight and somehow, both men start to get back up.

 

Pike: I don't believe this! T-Rex and Magic are both starting to get back up!

 

The fans erupt as both men pull themselves up. Cuts and bruises cover both men's bodies, blood dripping from their faces. The two former friends face each other. Rex fires off several right hands. Magic absorbs the blows. Then he lunges forward, grabs Rex by the waist, and then drops back, dropping Rex's throat onto the steel guardrail with a stungun.

 

Pike: T-Rex gets dropped throat first onto the steel! He may have a collapsed windpipe!

 

As Rex lays on the floor holding his throat, Magic goes looking for weapons under the ring. And he finds....

 

Pike: BARBWIRE!!! Who left that under the ring?

 

Hunt: Those rascally ring crew guys! They're such scamps!

 

Magic has a wide-eyed look as if he were a kid on Christmas morning. Rex is on his hands and knees. Magic sits on the back of Rex and wraps the barbwire around Rex's neck and face.

 

Pike: Wowsers! This is absolutely heinous!

 

Hunt: Heinous? Maybe. But cool, hell yeah!

 

Magic rides Rex like a demented cowboy, pulling on the barbwire around his neck and face. Magic then unwraps the barbwire and starts to whip Rex with it.

 

Pike: The barbwire is ripping at the flesh of T-Rex! This is just not right!

 

Hunt: If it ain't right, I sure love to be wrong! Get him Magic!

 

Rex lays at ringside, his flesh torn and ripped from the barbwire. Magic then grabs a fan's lemonade at ringside and pours it on Rex. The Champion of the People writhes in pain.

 

Pike: Ouch! The acidic lemonade poured right onto T-Rex's open and bloody wounds!

 

Magic then grabs Rex and rolls him into the ring. Magic scoops up Rex and sets him up in a tree of woe. Magic then takes the barbwire and wraps it around the face of the upside down Rex. Magic then places a chair in front of Rex's face. Magic backs up, runs and connects with a baseball slide.

 

Pike: WOWSERS! MAGIC WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE KICKS THE CHAIR INTO THE BARBWIRE-WRAPPED FACE OF T-REX!!!

 

Hunt: Sniff, beautiful, ain't it?

 

Fans: Holy shit! Holy shit!

 

Ref Albertson starts the count as Rex lays on the mat. Magic grabs a steel chair and stands leaning on the ropes, confident that Rex will not get back up.

 

Ref Albertson: 4...5...6...7...

 

Pike: This may be all for T-Rex! I know he's a tough son of a gun, but I don't know how much more he can take! I mean he IS human!

 

On cue, as Ref Albertson counts to 8, Rex starts to get back up.

 

Pike: Maybe he's not human! How is he doing this?!?

 

Hunt: I don't know!!! Creatine? Red Bull? Bulkamania?!?

 

A stunned Magic cannot believe it. He moves in and swings for a chairshot to Rex's head. But Rex punches the chair right into the face of Magic. The fans pop wildly. Rex unwraps the barbwire from around his face, then...

 

Pike: T-Rex is wrapping the barbwire around his arm?!? What the heck? He lifts Magic up to his feet and SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINES MAGIC WITH THE BARBWIRE WRAPPED ARM! INSANE!

 

Hunt: This is horrific!

 

The fans pop as Rex lifts Magic back up and short arm clotheslines him again with the barbwire covered arm. Rex then unwraps the barbwire and starts to whip Magic with it.

 

Hunt: Eek! What is he doing?

 

Pike: It's payback Hunt! And it's like YOUR mom, a bitch!

 

The fans roar as Rex whips Magic with the barbwire. Rex goes for another lash of the barbwire, but Magic reaches out and grabs the barbwire. Magic then pulls on it, pulling Rex towards him. The IC Champ kicks the Champion of the People in the midsection, then drops him with a DDT.

 

Pike: Magic with the DDT spikes T-Rex's head into the canvas! Magic now stomps away on the downed T-Rex!

 

Hunt: That's it! Kick him like a dog!

 

Pike: The GZW does not condone cruelty to animals.

 

Magic lifts up Rex and whips him to the corner. Rex, instead of hitting the corner, hops up onto the top turnbuckle. He leaps back unleashing a huge roar and nails a...

 

Pike: Defy Gravity! (moonsault) Incredible! T-Rex's going to the floor! He's slides another table into the ring! And look! He's got a ladder!!! What is he going to do with that?

 

Hunt: Well, he better not use it against Magic! He better just change a light bulb or something!

 

Rex sets up the ladder in the ring. He then opens the table and sets it up in the center of the ring. He places steel steps under the table, and then places Magic on the table. Rex then grabs the barbwire and starts to climb up the ladder.

 

Pike: Shit on me…

 

Rex stands at the top of the tall ladder. He looks around the Hampden Arena at the cheering capacity crowd. He then looks down to Magic below who is laying on the table. At the top of the ladder, Rex starts to wrap the barbwire around himself!

 

Pike: SHIT...ON...ME…

 

Rex then lets out a roaring growl and leaps off the ladder.

 

Pike: T-REX, WITH BARBWIRE WRAPPED AROUND HIMSELF, LEAPS OFF THE LADDER AND SPLASHES MAGIC THROUGH A TABLE AND ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!! CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN’ DONUTS!!!!

 

Hunt: (speechless)

 

The fans erupt and are on their feet, some chanting "GZW" and some "HOLY SHIT". Ref Albertson also looks stunned. The ring is littered with broken wood, steel, blood and two bodies. A bloody and barbwire-wrapped Rex lays motionless across a flattened Magic on top of the steel steps.

 

Pike: Fans, I don't know what to say about this scene!

 

Referee Albertson starts her count. "1…2…3…4…"

 

Pike: Both men have taken their bodies to the very limits!

 

Hunt: Donutboy...this is incredible....

 

"5...6...7..."

 

Pike: Both T-Rex and Magic are still down...

 

"8...9..."

 

Pike: Ten! It's a draw! Magic retains the Intercontinental Championship! What a match!

 

Hunt: This wasn't a match this was a war!

 

The fans are on their feet, giving both men a standing ovation. EMTs come out to ringside to check on Magic and Rex. The fans roar and chant "GZW" as the two men are wheeled out of the ring.

 

Pike: Listen to these fans! They know that they have just witnessed a classic!

 

Hunt: Seems like Magic can’t win in the Last Man Standing match! He lost to Deacon Kane; he went to a draw with Monarch, and now a draw with T-Rex! Sad that that nutcase Magic still has the Intercontinental title but at least that bum T-Rex doesn’t have it!

 

Hunt: But will T-Rex and Magic ever shake hands?

 

---Commercial---

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---Main Event: GZW Heavyweight Championship Match: “Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit vs. “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond---

 

Pike: It's time for our main event! It will be for the most prestigious prize in all of wrestling today, the GZW Heavyweight Championship!

 

Hunt: That's right Pimp Bizkit will get his shot at the title against that goody-goody Billy Bond. He makes me so sick! We haven’t had a real champion to be proud of since Deacon Kane wore the belt!

 

Pike: Love him or hate him, there is absolutely no doubting that Pimp is one hell of a wrestler. But will the Human Miracle have what it takes to dethrone the Once and Future King. The Smooth One is primed and ready. Let's get to the ring!

 

“Ya Don’t See The Signs” plays as Pimp makes his way to the ring accompanied by two Ladies of Leisure, one on each arm.  Pimp gets in the ring as the Glasgow crowd showers him with boos.

 

“Cause he’s a smoooooth operator!!!”

The GZW Heavyweight Champion comes down the aisle to loud pops from the fans. A fan's sign reads "Kick his ass Smooth!" Smooth gets in the ring, removes and hands the belt to Senior Referee Richard Dark, while never taking his gaze off of Pimp.

 

Pike: Ever since last summer these two have been at each other’s throat!

 

Hunt: E.S.P. could have been one of the greatest stables in GZW but that Billy Bond had to mess it all up!

 

Senior Referee Dark holds up the belt, showing the world the prize for the match. Pimp gets in the face of Smooth and taunts him. Pimp then slaps him in the face. Smooth looks to the fans and then knocks down Pimp with a thunderous right hand. The crowd pops. Pimp gets up, charges in and Smooth promptly knocks him down with another right hand. Smooth lifts up Pimp and whips him to the ropes. Smooth catches Pimp in the mouth with a back elbow. Pimp gets up and crawls to the corner. Smooth follows him to the corner and pummels Pimp with head-rattling right hands. Smooth whips Pimp into the opposite corner. Smooth charges in, but Pimp catches him with a back elbow. Smooth staggers back and Pimp levels him with a wicked clothesline. Pimp looks to some fans in the front row and spits at them.

 

Pike: If I were Pimp, I would keep my focus on Bond instead of taunting the fans!

 

Hunt: If I was Pimp, I would be big pimpin’, spending cheese!

 

Pimp picks Smooth and rocks his head with a series of European uppercuts. Pimp shoves Smooth into the corner and hammers away with several right hands. Pimp then chokes Smooth with his boot. Senior Ref Dark calls for the break.

 

Hunt: That's it Pimp! Keep it up!

 

Pimp then tosses Smooth out of the corner with a double arm suplex. The cover by Pimp, but Smooth kicks out. Pimp bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across the head of Smooth. The challenger then applies a rear chinlock on the Champ. The fans chant to rally Smooth.

 

Pike: Listen to these fans! I can't hear myself think!

 

Hunt: What?

 

Smooth gets to his feet and drives a couple elbows to the gut of Pimp to break free. Smooth runs and bounces off the ropes, but Pimp takes him back down with a knee to the gut. Smooth is sent flipping in the air and lands in a seated position. Pimp goes back to the attack with boots to the back of the head. Pimp lifts up Smooth and hits a delayed suplex. The cover, but Smooth kicks out again. Pimp gets in the face of the Senior Referee Dark, arguing that it was a slow count.

 

Pike: The count was legit! Richard Dark has been in this business to long!

 

Pimp is still in the face of Senior Ref Dark. Smooth gets up, turns Pimp around and greets him with several punishing right hands. Irish whip by Smooth followed by a powerslam. The cover by Smooth, but Pimp kicks out. Smooth lifts up Pimp to the roar of the crowd. Smooth whips Pimp to the ropes. Smooth charges and clotheslines Pimp out of the ring.

 

Pike: Pimp Bizkit is sent out of the ring!

 

Pimp tries to regroup out on the floor. But Smooth gives him little time as gets on the apron and hits a diving clothesline onto the floor. Smooth brings Pimp up onto his feet. A Lady of Leisure comes over and feebly punches Smooth in the back. Smooth turns around and looks at the “working girl” with a bewildered look. This gives Pimp enough time to hook Smooth and drop him in a belly to back suplex on the floor.

 

Pike: What impact on the suplex on the floor!

 

Hunt: That's why he is the Human Miracle, Donutboy!

 

Pimp picks up Smooth and whips him into the guardrail. Pimp charges and clotheslines Smooth, sending him over the guardrail and into the crowd. Security comes to part the crowd to get them away from the wrestlers. Pimp lands punishing blows to the head on Smooth. Pimp has Smooth ready for a piledriver. Pimp goes for it, but Smooth reverses, elevating Pimp in a back body drop. Pimp comes crashing down onto the hard concrete Hampden Arena floor.

 

Hunt: No! Get up!

 

Smooth tosses Pimp back over the rail and back to ringside. The Smooth Operator lands some more right hands before rolling Pimp into the ring. Smooth gets in the ring and whips Pimp to the ropes. Spinebuster by Smooth. The cover.

 

1…2…

 

Kick out by Pimp. A Lady of Leisure gets on the apron to distract Senior Ref Dark. While Smooth goes to pick up Pimp, Pimp gets a thumb to the eyes of Smooth. Pimp then drops Smooth with a DDT. Pimp then lifts up Smooth and hits a cradle piledriver. The cover.

 

1…2…

 

Pike: Kick out by Bond!

 

Pimp can't believe it. He then goes up to the top turnbuckle. Smooth gets to his feet. Pimp jumps going for a double ax handle, but Smooth catches him and hits a huge belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd erupts. The cover.

 

1…2...

 

Kick out! Again one of Pimp's ladies gets on the apron to distract Senior Ref Dark. Meanwhile the other one comes into the ring with Pimp's cane. Smooth turns around and stops her dead in his tracks. The Lady of Leisure backs up and begs off Smooth. But Pimp grabs the cane and breaks it over Smooth’s head. The cover by Pimp. Senior Ref Dark turns around to count.

 

1…2…

 

Pike: Kick out by the GZW Heavyweight Champion! Pimp is beside himself!

 

Pimp picks up Smooth and lands a few shots to the head. Irish whip by Pimp, reverse by Smooth. Pimp ducks a clothesline, kicks Smooth in the gut and hits the combo move known as...

 

Pike: Playground Playa (two powerbombs followed be a Samoan drop)! This could do it!

 

1…2...

 

Pike: Kick out by Bond! The Champ just got the shoulder up with Senior Ref Dark's hand only mere inches before coming down for three!

 

Pimp picks up Smooth, kicks him in the gut again and goes for a second stunner. But Smooth instead hooks Pimp's waist and drops him in a release German suplex. Smooth, feeding off the energy of the crowd whips Pimp to the ropes and nails a tiltawhirl back breaker. Smooth is calling for the Smooth Bomb (powerbomb from the Samoan drop position). But as he holds him up onto his back, Pimp rakes the eyes with his free hand. Smooth drops Pimp behind him. Pimp reaches back and nails a falling neckbreaker.

 

Pike: What a desperation move by Pimp! It took everything he had left in his body!

 

Both men are lying on the mat. The crowd is on its feet, cheering on Smooth. Both men get up. Smooth beats Pimp to the punch with several rapid rights. Whip by Smooth is reversed by Pimp. Smooth comes off the ropes. Pimp drops his head. Smooth capitalizes by quickly hooking Pimp and nailing a gutwrench diving powerbomb. The crowd goes crazy. Smooth whips Pimp to the ropes, lifts him in a gorilla press and drops him down to the mat. Smooth drops back with a blind elbow drop. The cover.

 

1...2...

 

Pike: Bond is pulled out of the ring!

 

Hunt: The cavalry is here! I knew Commissioner Profit-Williams wasn’t going to let her brother down!

 

Rebellion has appeared from out of the crowd and has pulled Smooth out of the ring by his leg. The two men begin to trade furious punches as Senior Ref Dark looks on from inside the ring. Pimp gets to his feet and drops the unsuspecting official in an inverted DDT.

 

Pike: Shit on me! Pimp has just laid Richard Dark out with an inverted DDT! And now he is waving to the back!

 

Hunt: Sucks to be Billy Bond right now!

 

On the entranceway stage steps out Commissioner Angel Profit-Williams dressed in jeans and a referee’s shirt. Angel looks down at the ring and smiles seductively. Rebellion rolls a busted open Smooth into the ring and follows behind him. He and Pimp commence to stomp on the downed GZW Heavyweight Champion.

 

Pike: This can’t be happening? Why is Commissioner Profit-Williams allowing this to happen?

 

Hunt: If you shut your donut hole we can find out as she has a microphone!

 

Angel: Pimp, I have tried to contact you all week. I have tried to tell you that I’m not like daddy, not like you. I have a heart, dear brother. I care about doing the right thing. I want to build not destroy. I’m putting a stop to your delusions of grandeur here tonight.

 

Hunt: What the hell is she talking about? I think she’s suffering from postpartum depression!

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Looks who’s coming through the crowd!

 

On either side of the ring, through the crowd comes a battered T-Rex and an equally battered Extreme Champion Jimmy Williams. The two brothers slide into the ring. Rex easily takes down Reb with a clothesline while at the same time Jimmy spears Pimp into the corner. During the whole time Angel has walked down to ringside.

 

Angel: Rebellion, I have told Nathan the truth. There’s no need anymore for me to keep anything from him. I love him and he loves me. There’s no need for you to cover up for me anymore. Like I told Nathan, now I tell the world that the father of my baby Rachel was the one true rebel of GZW…Tate “Da Rebel For Da Hell of It” Troublesome!!

 

Hunt: Hot shit!

 

Pike: This is unbelievable!

 

Rex throws Reb over the top rope and steps over as well. Jimmy rolls out of the ring as Smooth comes to. The Champ looks at the groggy Pimp on his hands and knees. He then looks to the unconscious Senior Ref Dark and than up to Angel decked out in her referee’s shirt.

 

Pike: Bond unsure of what to do here!

 

Hunt: Who cares about this match! Troublesome laid pipe to T-Rex’s old lady! This is better than Jerry Springer!

 

Pimp makes it to his feet slightly dazed from the massive spear he received from Jimmy. Smooth with an Irish whip. Pimp returns and receives a kick to the gut. Smooth lifts him up into a fireman carry and flips forward into the move he calls…

 

Pike: Smooth Roll! Billy Bond has Pimp set up for his finisher!

 

Hunt: No! This isn’t fair!

 

Sure enough Smooth grabs Pimp’s ankle and slaps on the Smooth Operation (Ken Shamrock ankle lock). It only takes Pimp a matter of minutes to tap out. Angel calls for the bell.

 

Pike: It’s over! Billy Bond has retained his Heavyweight Championship by making Pimp Bizkit tap out to the Smooth Operation!

 

Hunt: This is bullshit! Pure utter bullshit!

 

Smooth stands victorious on the turnbuckle, holding his new GZW Heavyweight Championship belt high in the air. Angel slides out of the ring and allows Smooth to bask in his victory alone.

 

Pike: What a night it has been fans! For the “Love Doctor” Alexander Hunt, I am Memphis Pike saying goodnight everybody!

 

As the credits roll ending Fallout: Zero Hour the scene opens up to the hotel suite of Nikita Fortune. The VP of European Operations for GroundZero Enterprises and ex-wife of the late Tate Troublesome sits huddled on the couch, watching the pay-per-view, tears flowing freely from her eyes.

 

Nikita: I knew you were back Tate. I knew you wouldn’t leave me.

 

 

 

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