“Harvest Time”

(Dated from 4/12/01 to 4/22/01)

 

 

 

 

Thursday Thriller 12 April 2001

 

Kandi Fortune : Welcome wrestling fans to the Allen Field House at the
University of Kansas in Lawrence,Kansas.I'm Kandi Fortune and the EWO is back
again with a NEW broadcast team and a card packed with all the action you've
all come to enjoy as the Extreme World Order !

Alex Hunt: Will you please shut your trap, Kandi, and let the greatest
wrestling mind to date have some airtime?

Fortune: Well, I never!

Hunt: And you probably Never, Ever will with all the talking you do! Hehee!
Anyway, now that I've managed to shut Ms. Fortune up, I would like to
introduce myself. I am the prototypical announcer of wrestling, the
paramount of commentary, the....

Fortune: (upset) Will you please just say who the hell you are!!

Hunt: (not paying attention to her)...FUTURE in the FUNK, Alexander Hunt!

Furtune: Thank goodness! Tonights card looks to be a scorcher, literally, as
the budding fued between the Hell's Angels and SuisYde moves to the next
level as Crow will go up against both the Obscene Teen, Defiant and his
stable mate, Lucifer.

Hunt: With that fall Humpty Dumpty...I mean, Goliath took on Monday Night
Massacre, you know Crow is looking for some revenge.

Fortune: For our main event we have that master of mindgames, Sincere vs.
one of the true Big Men in our sport, Reaper for the Intercontinental Title
in a Cage Match.

Hunt: Hey, Kandi, isn't Sincere the guy who won the first ever Extreme Title
in the EWO and then just gave it to Psycho?

Fortune: Yeah, that's him alright, Alex!

Hunt: Sincere. What an idiot! What the fu...

{Scene on the EWO-tron cuts to parking lot which shows two huge
shadowed figures beating the living hell out of Heaven's Angels}

Fortune: Ohmigosh!! That's Samuel Knight and Jason ArcAngel, Heaven's
Angels! Thats our Tag Team Champions!!

Hunt: There goes the promo they were supposed to cut for the show. If you
ask me, it couldn't have happend to a better bunch of guys! Hehee!!

Fortune: Let's get to some wrestling action while EMTs check on the tag
champs.

--Fall'N Angel vs. Falcon--

Fortune: Our first match is showcasing a victorious newcomer last week
calling himself, Fall'N Angel.

Hunt: Yeah, Fall'N Angel totally "dominated" The Dominator, but he'll have
is work cut out for him as he pays a visit to Falcon and his manager,
Loudmouth Larry.

"Between Angels and Insects" cues up over the arena sound system as a foggy
mist begins to cloud the entranceway at the top of the ramp.Fall'N Angel runs
through the fog cloud,down the rampway and slides into the ring. The crowd
cheers for the EWO rookie sensation as he stretches in the middle of the ring.

Falcon runs out next to the ring, not waiting for his intro music, Loudmouth
Larry in tow.

He slides into the ring and Angel quickly stomps on Falcon. Angel hammers
Falcon with right hands and whips him to the ropes. Angel goes to scoop up
Falcon coming off the ropes, but Falcon floats over behind Angel. Falcon
lifts up Angel and nails him with an atomic drop. Angel walks foward stunned
after the atomic drop. Angel turns back around only to have Falcon
clothesline him, sending him over the top rope and to the arena floor.

Fortune: And quickly the match goes to the floor!

Falcon goes on the apron as Angel slowly gets up on the floor. Falcon leaps
off, dropping a double ax handle to the head of Angel, Falcon takes control
of the match at ringside, lifting up Angel and slamming his face into the
steel guard rail and grabs a beer from a ringside fan. Angel turns and
tosses the alcoholic beverage into the eyes of Falcon, blinding him.

Hunt; That's one way to have a cold one!

With Falcon blinded, Angel reaches out and drives Falcon's jaw into to the
top of his own head with a jawbreaker. Angel gets on top of Falcon on the
areana floor, beating him down with furious left and right hands.

Hunt: Get up Falcon! You're getting beat like a dog!

Angel lifts up Falcon and slams his face into the steel steps. Fall'N Angel
then goes to whip Falcon, but Falcon reverses, sending Angel crashing into
the steel guard rail. Falcon charges at Angel, but Angel counters with a
back body drop that sends Falcon over the guard rail and into the crowd!

Hunt: Talk about in your face action.

Angel climbs over the rail to go after Falcon, who is laying on the cold
arean floor. Angel grabs a fan's chair at ringside and smashes it over the
head of Falcon. Angel then grabs a nightstick from a nearby security guard
and proceeds to batter Falcon with it. On his hands and knees, Falcon tries
to get back up, but Angel continues to strike with the nightstick.

Fortune: When did this ever become an Extreme match! Referee Donald Fey
needs to get these guys back into the ring and get some order.

Hunt: Shuttup, Kandi !! This is the NEW improved EWO! Fey is doing a
brilliant job.

Angel tosses Falcon over the rail and back to ringside. Falcon slowly gets
up, clutching his ribs. Angel hops onto the guard rail and leaps at Falcon,
leveling him with a clothesline. Angel grabs the timekeeper's chair, folds
it up and holds it high above his head, ready to drop another chairshot to
the head. But Falcon gets up and kicks Angel in the midsection. Falcon then
quickly drops Angel with a DDT.

Falcon takes the chair dropped by Angel and lands a booming chairshot to the
back of Angel, then another chairshot to the head. Angel drops to the mat ,
Fall'N Angel crawls toward the steps to try and pull himself up. With
Angel's face near the steps, Falcon nails Angel in the back of the head with
a chairshot, also driving Anegl's face into the steps.

Fortune: What a chairshot! Angel's head basically got sandwiched by the
chair and the steel steps!

Hunt: (Homer Simpson imitation) Mmm....sandwiches!!!

Falcon rolls Fall'N Angel back into the ring(finally!) and then gets into the
ring himself. Falcon lifts a limp Angel up to his feet. Falcon looks into
the now booing crowd and gives a "thumbs down" gesture calling for the end of
the match. Falcon lifts Angel upside down and drops him on his head with a
jumping piledriver.

Fortune: Heavenly mother! That did it. Angel can't possibly get up after
that.

Falcon makes the cover.

1...2....

Fortune: No!! Fall'N Angel some how some way gets a shoulder up!

Falcon can't believe it. He looks to the crowd and does a throat slashing
gesture. Falcon lifts Angel up to his feet and kicks him in the stomach.
Falcon bounces back off the ropes. Angel catches him and drops Falcon with a
samoan drop the fans erupt.

Fortune: Fall'N Angel with his second wind! The match is not over.

Angel lifts Falcon up to his feet and kicks him in the midsection. Angel
runs to the ropes for momentum for his ax kick. As Angel hits the ropes,
Loudmouth Larry reaches out, grabs Angels leg and trips him. Angel falls ace
first into the mat. Angel slowly gets up while Falcon capitalizes on the
situation by hooking Angel by the arms and dropping him with a double arm
suplex.

Hunt: Oochie Wally!

Falcon lifts up Angel and sits him up on the top turnbuckle and climbs up to
the top as well. He hooks Angel and drops back, slamming Angel with a
superplex, Falcon rolls over to make the cover.

1...2...

Fortune: No! Fall'N Angel kicks out again! This is just incredible!
Hunt: No! This is just unbearable!

Falcon can't believe it. A furious Falcon gets in the face of Ref Fey before
turnig his attention back to Angel, Falcon picks Angel up and Irish whips him
into the far ropes. Angel comes off the ropes and Falcon goes to scoop him
up. Angel floats over and lands behind him. Falcon turns around and Angel
kicks him the midsection followed up with a driving powerbomb to once again
turn the match.

Fortune: Both men down on th mat!
Hunt: Get up, Falcon!

Both men slowly rise to their feet. Falcon goes for a big right hand, but
Angel blocks it and fires back with a right hand of own. Irish whip by
Falcon. Angel bounces off the opes. Angel with a hard kick to the
misdsection, stuns Falcon and sends him toppling over at the waist. For
momentum, Angel bounces off the ropes and drops a huge ax kick to the back of
Falcon's head. As Angel gets back on his feet, the fans cheer wildly.

Fortune: This could be the beginning of the end for Falcon!

Angel calls for his finisher, between Angels and Insects, Loudmouth Larry
climbs up to the apron, trying to do whatever he can, but Angel runs over and
punches the manager off the apron. With referee Donald Fey and Angel
distracted by Double L, Falcon rolls out the ring, grabs a steel chair and
slides back into the ring.

Fortune: Falcon doesn't care anymore about winning! He just wants to lower
the boom with the steel chair!

Angel turns around while Falcon is swinging the chair his head like a
baseball bat. Angel ducks it. The momentum of the swing turns Falcon back
towards Angel. Angel quickly applies an inverted DDT, dropping Falcon to the
mat. Angel quickly springs to the top turnbuckle, he jumps backward,
performing a 360 Swanton bomb, the move also known as..

Fortune: Between Angels and Insects! This should do it! Fall'N Angel with
the cover!

1..2..

Fortune: Three! Fall'N Angel defeats Falcon here on Thursday Thriller!
What a match!

Hunt: Damn it! This is not right!

Angel leaves the ring victorious as the fans are on their feet cheering as
Loudmouth Larry gets in the ring to check on Falcon as he still lays
motionless on the mat.

--Dan Van Alst vs. Jordan Rashad vs.Stuart Randle—

Fortune: Coming up next is the three-way dance.I've been looking forward to
this match.We will get to see the newest and lastest member of the new NEW
AGE(c),Stuart "Touched By Greatness" Randle.

Hunt: That's right! This Stuart Randle guy has quite a reputation coming into
this federation.I heard he is one bad mother...

Fortune: Shut your mouth!

Hunt: I'm just talking 'bout Randle! Can't you dig it?

"Pardon Me" by Incubus kicks off on the soundsystem as the light heavyweight
Dan Van Alst steps into the entranceway.There is a resounding boo as DVA
makes his way down to the ring.A fan's sign reads,"DVA,you should commit
SuisYde!"

"Southern Hospitality" by Ludacris interrupts "Pardon Me" as the master of
the Top Rope Piledriver,Jordan Rashad makes his way to the ring.Slowly
striding to the ring,soaking up the fans cheers,and cracking his
knuckles.Rashad carries a serious demeanor to the ring.A fan's sign
reads,"Rashad,go Ludacris on them!" Another sign reads,"Drop bows on 'em!"

"Country Grammar" by Nelly erupts over the loud speakers as Randle rushes to
the ring,totally psyched up,he slides underneath the bottom rope and into the
ring instantly begins hammering on the way smaller Dan Van Alst.

Fortune: Randle is really taking it to DVA!

Hunt: Yeah! If you remember Dan Van Alst and his buddies helped take out that
goody-goody Nathaniel "Mr.Entertainment" Davis a couple of weeks back?!

Irish whip by randle.Reversal by DVA.DVA goes fo a clothesline,but the much
taller Randle sidesteps it and ends up behind DVA.Randle hooks DVA's waist
from behind and drops him with a belly to belly suplex.Stuart randle lifts up
DVA,hooks his head,lifts him up and drops him on his head with a
brainbuster.Randle goes for a quick cover,but Jordan Rashad breaks up the
count with a kick to Randle's back.

Randle gets up and gets right in the face of Jordan Rashad.Randle looking
down and Rashad looking up,growling at each other.Randle shoves Rashad back a
few feet.Rashd comes right back with a shove of his own.Randle takes offense
to Rashad's shove and goes after Rashad with a flurry of right hands to the
head.Irish whip by Randle.Reversal by Rashd.Randle bounces off the ropes and
Rashad drops him to the mat with a back elbow to the chest.

Fortune: We have a heated brawl brewing here!

Hunt: And Dan Van Alst is still knocked out from that brainbuster from Stuart
Randle!

Rashad lifts up Randle and begins a rapid succession of right hands to the
groggily Randle.Rashad with an Irish whip which he follows behind and
clothesline Randle out of the ring.As "Touched By Greatness" slowly tries to
regain his senses on the floor,Jordan Rashad dives over the top rope,wiping
out Randle with a cross body.

Fortune: Good night!

Hunt: Looks like that idiot,Jordan rashad,hurt himself on that high impact
move! Hehee! I'm loving it!

Both Randle and Rashad are slow getting to there feet,as referee Paulie
Newman begins his count.
1...2...3...
Randle makes it t his feet with the assistance of the guardrail and moves in
on Rashad.He lifts Rashad and hooks his head and delivers a snap suplex on
the arena floor.
4...5...6...

Fortune: Randle and Rashad have no idea that Paulie Newman is counting them
out!

Hunt: Or they don't care! And look,Dan Van Alst is starting to wake up!

Randle gets to his feet at the same time Rashad gets to his.Both men lock
up,trying to apply a move.
7...8...9...
Rashad knees randle in the stomach as Paulie Newman reaches the ten count and
calls the match.

Fortune: Ohmigosh! Dan Van Alst has won by a double countout!

Hunt: He didn't even execute one wrestling maneuver!Is that genius or what?!
One and zero for SuisYde tonight!

Fortune: I'm sure this new feud is far from over between Stuart Randle and
Jordan Rashad.

From the crowd,a man jumps the guardrail and slides into the ring,coming up
behind DVA.The man grabs DVA from behind around his neck and delivers a
tremendous inverted DDT.

Hunt: Some idiot fan from the crowd just laid out Dan Van Alst! Where is
security when you need them?!

The man gestures for a microphone and one is thrown his way.He catches it and
commences to stomping on the knocked out(again!) DVA.

man: I told you,Dan Van Alst! I'm the best thing in the lightheavyweight
division going today! Pound for pound the best! And Magic just brought you
the pain!!

Magic drops the mic and continues to stomp on DVA until he is satisfied that
DVA has had enough.Magic rolls out the ring and proceeds to exit up the
rampway to the crowds boos and disapprovals.

--Commercial Break--

The First Pay Per View from
Extreme World Order
Hell and High
Water
Live from the Astrodome
in Houston,Texas
April 22,2001
7PM Central


**card subject to
change**

Fortune: Well,we're back from the commercial break and have some dead space
due to the promo that the Tag Team Champions were suppose to cut.

Hunt: Hehee! Yeah,those showboaters got the beatdown of their lives! If
anyone knows who those mysterious figures were,tell them that Alexander Hunt
said good job! Keep up the good work!

Fortune: I'm receiving word from the production crew that our next match is
about to get started.

Hunt: Is this one going to be a firestarter or what?! Hehee!

--Gauntlet Inferno Match: Crow vs.Defiant and Lucifer—

 
Fortune: Up next is a first in the EWO! A gauntlet match for one-half of
Hell's Angels,Crow,against two of the members of SuisYde,Defiant and
Lucifer.Crow will be up against Defiant at first and he only needs to pin him.

Hunt: If Crow can successfully do that,he will take on evil itself in Lucifer.

Fortune: If the match gets that far,the winner can be only declared by
setting your opponent on fire!

Hunt: Talk about burning in hell. This will bring a new meaning to the
phrase! Hate to say it,but Crow's going down! SuisYde is on a "hot" streak1
Get it,Kandi? "Hot" streak! Hehee!!

"Come As You Are" by Nirvana echoes over the PA system,as the Obscene
Teen,Defiant,arrogantly strutts down the rampway antagonizing the crowd with
middle finger gestures and remarks.A fan's sign reads,"Burn in hell or the
lightweight division! Take your pick,loser!"

Fortune: The fans really hate these SuisYde guys!

Hunt: But who are the fans? Like Sincere calls them,"mindless cattle"! As
long as I like them,it doesn't matter what the fans think!

As Defiant enters the ring,the arena lights go out,leaving the arena
completely in the dark.

Hunt: Oh great! President Hernandez didn't pay this month's electricity bill !

"Wherever I roam" by Metallica comes on in the still pitch black arena.

Hunt: Okay,I hear,but I don't see!

Fortune: I wish you couldn't talk either!

As the lights come back on,Crow has Defiant in a pinfall cover.
1...2...

Fortune: Referee Patricia Albertson has counted to three! Crow has got
through the first leg of this gauntlet match!

Hunt: SuisYde isn't out of it yet! Crow still has to put Lucifer on fire!

Lucifer comes running down the aisle,as Defiant rolls out the ring.Crow gets
out the ring and meets Lucifer on the rampway.Both wrestlers go to hammering
on each other until the much taller and heavier Lucifer gains the advantage
with a double axe handle sending the smaller Crow to his hands and knees.

Lucifer lifts Crow to his feet and delivers a short arm clothesline sending
Crow crashing down to the rampway floor.Lucifer picks Crow up in a bearhug
and drives his back into the steel ringpost of the corner.

Hunt: It's over now!

Fortune:Crow's not on fire.

Hunt: Not yet he isn't! Hehee! Mmm...barbequed Crow!

Lucifer lifts Crow up to his feet,but Crow somehow manages to nail Lucifer
with a lowblow.Crow then musters his strength to toss Lucifer into the steel
steps.Crow then grabs some nearby cable cords and wraps them around the neck
of Lucifer,choking the very life out of him.

Fortune: This is sheer brutality!

Hunt: What else would you expect from a Gauntlet Inferno Match? A game of
hopscotch or red light green light?

Crow releases the choke on Lucifer.Crow pulls out a table from under the ring
and sets it up at ringside.

Fortune: What is he going to do with that?

As Crow turns around to get Lucifer,he is met with a standing dropkick to the
face.Lucifer is quickly on his feet and grabs a nearby camera from a
cameraman.He turns toward Crow and then smashes it over his head.

Fortune: That was an expensive camera!

Hunt: Crow's a member of Hell's Angels! Put it on his tab!

Lucifer rolls a bloody and battered Crow into the ring.Instead of following
him in,Lucifer reaches under the ring and pulls out another table.He sets
that table up on the table which was erected earlier by Crow.Lucifer then
proceeds to awaken Defiant with several slaps to the face.

Fortune: I smell trouble!

Hunt: I smell charbroiled Crow! Hehee!

Luicfer rolls back into the ring and commence to stomping on Crow.Outside the
ring,Defiant is squirting the tables with some kind of liquid from a can.

Fortune: That's gasoline!

Hunt: Duh! How else can you have an Inferno Match,Kandi?

Defiant sets the tables ablaze as Lucifer lifts up Crow high into the air in
a chokeslam.Lucifer runs to the ropes with Crow and chokeslams him out of the
ring and through both burning tables!

Hunt: SuisYde wins! SuisYde wins!

Fortune: I heard you the first time,Alex.

EWO officials and staff quickly get to the scene and begins to extinguish the
flames as EMTs tend to the severely injuried Crow.

--Backstage--

The scene opens in lockerroom area which Fall'N Angel is walking out of.He is
dressed in a blue Nike warmup outfit and has his gym bag over his shoulder.As
he is walking backstage to the exit doors of the arena,he is suddenly
blindsided by the montoer known as The Dominator.

Dominator lays into the downed Fall'N Angel with with lefts and rights.He
then lifdts up Fall'N Angel and executes the Common Denominator (kick to gut
into a tombstone piledriver) right on the hard cold floor.EWO security
quickly gets to the scene and pushes Dominator back.

Dominator merely laughs and walks away.

Hunt: Fall'N Angel finally gets what he deserves! Dominator should have broke
the little twerp in halves!

Fortune: Well,up next is our Thursday Thriller Main Event.The steel cage is
being lowered over the ring as we speak.

Hunt: This one is a disgrace! Two guys that should be on the same side are
about to beat each other's brains out for the Intercontinental Heavyweight
belt!

--EWO Intercontinental Title Steel Cage Match: Sincere vs. Reaper---

Fortune: Here we go! Take it away,Herbert Torres!

Herbert Torres: (ring announcers) "Coming down to the ring weighing an
incredible 357 pounds and standing at a height of seven feet and three
inches.He lays claim on becoming the next and first ever EWO World
Heavyweight Champion.He is the man called Reaper!!"

"Cradle" by Mudvayne echoes over the speakers,as Reaper hits the rampway to
an enormous heel pop.He walks slow and methodical casting his grim gaze over
the attending crowd.He walks up to the steel steps and into the steel caged
ring.

Torres: "Coming to the ring at an impressive 266 pounds and standing at only
five feet six inches,hailing from Kyoto,Japan.He was the EWO's first Extreme
Title holder.He is the Jade Dragon,the man known simply as SINCERE!!"

"Sprach Zarathustra" by Richard Strauss booms over the arena as the camera
zooms to the entranceway.Sincere doesn't show.Inside the cage,Reaper is up on
the ropes awaiting Sincere.

Fortune: Where in the world is Sincere?

Hunt: Maybe he came to his senses and realized that him and Reaper are
fighting for the same cause!

As Reaper turns to complain to senior referee,Richard Dark,the ring floor
rips open and a huge muscular white bald man wearing a white CK t-shirt,black
tights,and black boots comes out.The man is quickly followed by another White
male with a crewcut hairstyle.He has a slim muscular build and wears black
wrestling shorts which have "# 1" on the back.He is wearing black knee high
wrestling boots,black elbow and knee pads,and black gloves.He is rather
short.Behind him follows Sincere!!

Hunt: I guess this answers your question,Kandi !

Fotune: They're beating the hell out of Reaper!

Hunt: Well,Sincere did warn Reaper that the Jade Dragon was hungy!

The enormous White male has Reaper in the corner turnbuckle with a big boot
to the throat,as the short White male punches the midsection of
Reaper.Perched on the far opposite turnbuckle,Sincere is smiling
devilishly.He pulls out a microphone from the back of his tights.

Sincere: For weeks now I have forewarned this organization of the dark storm
rising.That the THEORY of CHAOS was being answered.Now tonight on Thursday
Night Thriller I have elevated the level of warfare,redemption is now even
closer.

Sincere hops down off of the turnbuckle as his henchman are holding a busted
open and semi-conscious Reaper by the arms.

Sincere: I tried to reach out to you,Reaper,to allow you to see that our goal
was ultimately the same.

He walks over to Reaper and squats down to be eye-to-eye with the beaten man.

Sincere: Here is that hand I promised you.(he holds up his hand to Reaper's
face,but Reaper is hardly aware of it) Let him go.

The men drop Reaper on his face.Sincere kicks him over onto his back and
places his foot on his chest.

Sincere: Referee,count this victory.

Richard Dark quickly without delay hits the mat and begins the count.
1...2...

Fortune: Three! Sincere and his henchmen have totally destroyed Reaper and
gained the IC strap!

Hunt: More and more I see why I love Sincere!

Richard Dark retrieves the IC belt and goes to hand it to Sincere,but the
huge White man yanks it from him.The smaller White then punches Dark in the
jaw,knocking the senior referee out to the canvas.

Sincere: EWO,I would like to introduce to you the first wave of the Dark
Storm Rising.(turns to huge man) This is the new Intercontinental
champion,Chris Karnage.

Karnage holds up belt and receives a chorus of boos.

Sincere: Of course,all you NEW AGE (c) fans remember the greatest lightweight
in GZW history,Eddie SixPack!

SixPack: (taking mic) Yes,I'm here,Nate! Back from the Abyss! You left me in
the GZW to hold the weight! To hold the NEW AGE (c) weight! It was me that
was powerbombed from a scaffold ! Where were the fellas?! You abandoned
me,now I abandon you! No longer will I use that idiotic name SixPack,but my
birthname.I am Eddie Henchman!!

Sincere: The CHAOS THEORY (c) has begun!

The crowd reacts with it's loudest heel pop of the night,as the litter the
arena with trash.

Fortune: That's it,folks,we're out of time,but join Alex Hunt and me,Kandi
Fortune,on Monday Night Massacre to see what unfolds from these new
developments!

Hunt: EWO! This is great!

 

***

 

---I gave DVA the pain. Who else wants some!---

Magic is seen walking out of the arena when he turns around and begins to talk:

Magic-"Well, what did I say! I did what i said I was going to do. I said that DVA would feel the pain and thats exactly what he felt! There are times when you gota do what u gota do, and this time i did what i do and thats hurt people. If there is anybody else that thinks they will have the power to take me on, just step up to the plate and get knocked out! Iam not done with you DVA, that was just a little sample of what I got instore for you. Thats just a little sample of what is instore for enybody that walks in my path! I cant begin to describe what i can do. What i can do only happens in your dreams, your nightmares, your fantasies. I told everybody there is going to be a change in EWO and since iam here things will change. Everybody will feel the pain!"

Magic walks away and drives off into the darkness.

 

***

 

---Join Me! (To The Defiant)---

Fall'n Angel is walking in the parking lot. He looks into the camera, and starts to speak...

f/a Defiant, I've known you, DVA, and my brother Lucifer, for a very long time, for as long as I can remember. Leave my brother, bring DVA if he wants to come, but I need an answer by the **MONDAY MASSACRE** after the PPV! If there is no answer, then it means no. If I get a yes then we will take over the EWO TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! We are two amazing, high-flying, light-weight SUPERSTARS! We don't have to be against each other, we can join forces and take over this fed.
Fall'n Angel walks over to a truck that says **DARKSIDE** on it, walks up to the door, pulls out a tool, breaks in, (alarm going off) gets in, and drives off!

 

***

 

---Truly Pissed Off---

{Show a folded chair being slung against a wall as the camera peeks through the barely closed locker room door of the new NEW AGE(c).Stuart "Touched By Greatness" Randle is having a major temper tantrum.He picks up lamp and throws it at mirror on the wall,shattering it into tiny shards.}

Randle : (leaning against back of loveseat with both arms extended grasping the chair)

Nothin' went f#ckin' right out there tonight! Sammy and Jason get jumped at the beginnin' of the show and then that idiot Jason Rashad interferes with my chance to get revenge on that lil' punk Dan Van Alst!

cameraman : (just his voice)

"What about the end of Thriller?"

Randle : (looks at camera with the most angry look)

...

cameraman : (just voice)

"Sorry."

Randle :

Sincere,you think you're so damn slick! You wanna go and enlist that turncoat traitor never been that great of a lightweight wrestler,Eddie SixPack.Oops,I'm sorry!It's Eddie Henchmen now.

Eddie,I'm not my brother and I'm sure in the hell ain't Nate.You wanna betray the family? My family? Well,boyo,I will seek revenge! Every move you make,everytime I step into an arena,lil' man,Stuart Randle is gonna be there.You can bet your ass on that!

(looks to camera)Get the hell outta here!(camera does budge)I said GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!

{Randle rushes toward cameraman,who quickly backs out of door.Randle slams the door and the scene ends.}

 

***

 

---Another Victim Falls From Heaven---

**Between Angels And Insects** hits, the crowd erupts. Fall'n Angel comes down the ramp, with a cocky smirk on his face. He grabs a mic. Starts to speak...
f/a: Lucifer, Darkside, and the rest of you in the lockerroom that have been talkin' sh*t to me, I hope you were watching the match I had earlier with Falcon. Because if you try to mess with me, you will become "ANOTHER VICTIM TO FALL FROM HEAVEN" Darkside, I'll reffer to you first. I hope you were watchiing Falcon get what was coming to him, and you might want to rethink your challenge to me. If you still want to become the next one to fall from heaven, I'm waitin! Now, Lucifer, my own flesh and blood. I hope you were watching, too. Because after Darkside gets his a** whipped, it's your turn. Now **THIS ANGEL WHO HAS FALLEN, IS 2-0! The record will increase as the days, and weeks go by.
**Between Angels And Insects** plays, he walks up the ramp-way. He turns around at the top of the ramp, gives a signal of a belt around his waist, turns around, and leaves.

 

***

 

---Magic’s respond---

Magic is shown in a dark room with only one light shining on him. He looks up and begins to speek:

Magic-" Fall'n Angel, you think you have been through hell and back? You think that your pathetic soul has yet fallen from heaven. You will wish that you are in heaven when you fight Darkside. He will make you have the fall of your life into the grave of death and that is when your troubles will just be begining. You might have forgoten about me, Darksides accomplice. We, DarkMagic, will rule the EWO and put you into your proper place of pain. You will remember the name DarkMagic, when you are lying on that mat or in your grave you will think of the people who put you in that pain and you will see the other side of hell, our side of hell. When we show you that side you will yet have felt the pain. This side is beyond any other side of hell, this side is the Darkside. You will see what side i come from. Darkside will be the one to put you in your worst fears. I will be the one that will give you the worst nightmares. We will make you see the DarkMagic of hell! You will be finished and you will, FEEL THE PAIN!"

The light dims out and the camera is turned off.

 

***

 

---Darkside, maybe I should whip your ass, too!---

{{Scene Starts}}
The room is Dark, a strobelight is flashing. Falln Angel is playing the drums. He sees the camera,and stops. He starts to speak...
f/a: Darkside, (pauses to shake his head)you don't even understand! "I Am The Angel Who Fell" your right about that, but when you say I'm going to fall to hell?! I just wanted to let you know that it has happened before! You want to fight me in a Buried Alive/Inferno Match?! Alls you had to do, is ask, but you should know that your going to end up like The Dominator did, and like Falcon will end up tonight. Now reffering to My Brother, Lucifer. I hope you don't expect to compare when we were younger to now! OK you beat me when we were teens, but that was then, THIS IS NOW! Lucifer, now pay attention to my matches `cause you need to figure out a way to counter to my moves, or else when we meet in the ring your not gonna know what hit you! Get the hell out of my face!
{{Camera falls and cuts off}}

 

***

 

---Who’s car is this?---

Fall'n Angel wakes up inside Darksides car that he stole earlier that night.
Fall'n Angel:Who's car is this? Did someone let me borrow their car? Oh I know! IT'S DARKSIDES! DARKSIDE, IF YOU WANT THIS PEICE OF SH*T BACK YOU HAVE TO BEAT ME IN A HMMMMMMM,.... LETS SEE HOW ABOUT A, MOSH PIT MATCH. YOU SEE A MOSH PIT MATCH IS THE TYPE OF MATCH ONLY VIDEO CAN DESCRIBE.

(Video shows a Rock Concert where alot of "Young Adults" are in a big group throwing punches, elbows, body slamming each other, and only cause its fun.)

f/a:THATS A MOSH PIT. YET A MOSH PIT MATCH IS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. IN THIS TYPE OF MATCH, WE WILL GET ABOUT 100 LOUD-MOUTH ROCK FANS, PUT THEM IN A BIG GROUP, AND PUT US RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. THEN WE ARE GONNA TELL THEM TO GO CRAZY! FIRST ONE TO GET PINNED LOSES, AND THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE, YOU CAN'T BE A PANZY TO FIGHT THIS MATCH! WEAPONS ARE ALLOWED, AND YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT, THERE WILL BE ALL SORTS OF WEAPONS, LADDERS, TABLES, CHAIRS, etc... DO YOU ACCEPT? OH BY THE WAY IT'S ON A CONCRETE FLOOR!

 

***

 

---The Condition of DVA (to Magic and Fall’N Angel)---

{{ The Defiant is shown standing next to an EMD talking. DVA is sitting down still holding his head from the monstrous inverted DDT that magic delivered to him. }}

EMD: Well, it doesn't look good. That was a terrible fall back there, it had caused a concussion, and maybe a minor fracture in the skull. Dan should be out of action for at least a few days. Take things slow.

* DVA picks up his head and gets a blank stare on his face. *

DVA: So you're telling me I can't wrestle for how long?

EMD: It's hard to tell, your concussion is pretty serious and we will have to keep you here for the night.

DVA: Right. Then that coward Magic will get what's coming to him. I'm through listening to his complaints about not having a competitor. Well don't look past SuisYde. We will shock all of you when we unveil the plan that we have been awaiting so long.

The Defiant: As for my old "Friend" Fall'N Angel, who do you think you are talking about me and DVA leaving Lucifer? I will not abandon the one that was neglected by your father. You complain about being kicked to the curb. Remember, it was you that chose to leave that house. You left your father and your sister when they were in that fierce argument. I won't come join you, you are a coward, how can you leave your kid sister to get abused by your father?
I don't know what is in store for the PPV, but I will get revenge for your sister, all those times you neglected to console her and her pain. The Dominator can try his luck with you, but I want you to suffer. I want to be special guest referee.

DVA: ... It's almost time to unleash our brilliant plan, just as soon as my head stops spinning.

{{ The scene comes to a close as the door shuts.}}

 

***

 

---It’s not my fault my father was hitting us!---

~Fall'n Angel is walking towards **DARKSIDE'S** stolen car with a sludge hammer.}}
~FALL'N ANGEL GOES TO THE DRIVER'S SIDE, OPENS THE DOOR THROWS THE SLUDGE HAMMER IN THE CAR, TURNS THE CAR ON, AND LEAVES.~

~Later that night at another arena... a sign outside the building says, **CAINZ MIZTAKE TO PLAY TONIGHT AT 9:00 p.m.** the car comes to a stop. Fall'n Angel gets out of the car, grabs a small luggage bag, and walks to the entrance. He walks through the door the camera follows him. He sets the bag down, turns to the camera and starts to speak~
**f/a** Defiant, it's true, I did leave my sister at my fathers, I left because he was beating us! I asked her to **COME WITH ME AWAY FROM HERE** in front of my father, he told her **IF YOU LEAVE DONT PLAN ON COMING BACK!** She told me **I JUST CAN'T ABANDON HIM** I tried to tell her **YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HIM ABUSING YOU** She wanted to stay, I can't help that! I came back for her a month later, again she still wouldn't come. So she caused her pain, NOT ME! So don't start telling me you want to get revenge for her, cause then you need to go try to fight my father!
~Fall'n Angel starts to walk out to the **STAGE AREA**, music hits, he disapears through the curatin.~

 

***

 

---The Darkside of Hell---

Magic is shown in his darkroom with a light dimmed on him again. helooks up into the camera and begins to speek:

Magic-" The Darkside of Hell, its one place you dont want to be. DVA, I have big plans for you. You will end up like Fall'n Angel when Darkside is through with him, you will end up in pain, more pain then ever immagined, the pain which is only felt in dark places. The Darkside of hell is the my world, the place where i have been through pain, the place you will go through. When you go to this place there will be a feeling unwhich you can immagine. You will be in a place where few people survive. If you can survive me, you will have gotten rid of your nightmare, but your worst nightmare isn't over though, your fears are just begining, your life as you know it will be in my control. You, DVA, WILL FEEL THE PAIN!"

The room goes pitch black as the light dims out.

 

***

 

---Empty Shell---

{Scene opens to camera closing in on both Samuel Knight and Jason ArcAngel sitting in patio chairs on a back deck.It is night outside as the only lights are coming from the illumination of the stars and the faint light coming from the half closed patio door.Knight has on denim jeans with a black wife beater t-shirt.A huge bandage is noticable on his forehead as he is looking up at the night sky.

ArcAngel is wearing a grey jogging outfit with the letters "EWO" across the front.He is wearing his round wired framed glasses which hardly covers the blackeye he has.ArcAngel is just staring off into the darkness.

Knight: (still looking to sky)

So what now,Angel? No one saw who attacked us Thursday night.Or they simpy just aren't telling!

ArcAngel: (still looking into darkness)

Well,we know it wasn't Hell's Angels.SuisYde took care Goliath early during the week.You think it was Dark Storm Rising? (looks toward Knight)

Knight: (turning his gaze toward ArcAngel)

You think Eddie has enough heart to attack us like that?

ArcAngel:

I have no earthly clue anymore! I wouldn't have imagined SixPack would join the Theory.I just can't fathom that! All the blood,sweat,and tears that we all shed battling against Sincere and his pack of wolves,doesn't seem to matter to SixPack.

Knight: (looking back up to sky)

You heard him,Angel.SixPack is no more.All that is left is an empty shell of a man calling himself Eddie Henchman.

ArcAngel: (looking back into darkness)

Where in the world is Davis when we need him?

{Scene closes with the EWO Tag Team Champions deep in thought,pondering their immediate future.}

 

***

 

---At the home of The Defiant---

{{ The Defiant is shown in a garage in a suburban area. DVA is sitting at the drums, while two other men are sitting on a step.}}

The Defiant: Hold up, we got a visitor.

* The Defiant is being strangely polite and seems almost happy.*

The Defiant: Come on in. This is Brent Williams and Jacob Hill two of Flint's finest musicians. These are my best friends in the world. These are the people Fall'N Angel left behind, when he betrayed his brother and sister. I always tend to get a little enraged when I think about it, about his complaining, he is a coward but I will end that soon. I got a little joke about him though, What do you call a Richard Simmons poser after he fell victim to Pure Defiance? Fall'n Angel!!!

*DVA does a little fill on the drums.*

The group: HAHAAHAHA!

The Defiant: It seems that DVA will be out of the lightweight running for a while so that means I can run wild. I start with Fall'N Angel and I won't stop untill I stand atop of the lightweight division.
Angel we go back far, but I really am going to just bottle up my aggression untill our match. I will get revenge for your.....

* An attractive young lady with shoulder length blonde hair steps from an open door and gives The Defiant a hug.*

The Defiant: I will get revenge for my girlfriend.

* The Defiant kisses the women, and the camera fades out.*

 

***

 

---No more apologies!---

Magic is walking down the street with Crystal. He sees the camera man and make a weird face at him. He begins to talk:

Magic-" What the hell, do you guys follow us everywhere?! Cant we go somewhere without you butting into our business. I cant stand this, its like the second i turn around, theres the camera. Well, since your here i might as well comment on the match, my very first match in EWO. Its gonna be Magic and Darkside, known as DarkMagic, Vs Heavens Angels. I guess its sutible, easy, but sutible. I like the idea that it is a tag-team title match though, it just gives me a good start in EWO and it shows everbody that i am one of the best. Its funny, I was goin for the Light-heavy weight championship, which i still am, but now i get to go for the tag-team titles too. I must be getting a big boost. As far as DVA goes, like i said earlier, what i did was a sample and this is just the begining so watch your back. My time in EWO has just started and there is nothing anybody could do, not even one of the biggest companies themselves couldnt stop me, I think that company knows who they are. Also That company hasnt seen the last of me, i will do my best to impress you guys, i might be young but i sure as hell am tough and i will prove that there is nothing on earth that could make me turn on you guys again. There was a time in EOF when i knocked myself out with a sledgehammer just for them, to prove that i was sorry for turning on them, but now i have decided iam stoppig the appologies and from now on, what i do, is what i do. I will never appologize to that company again, and i never will because i will be loyal and honerable. One man in that company has been very nice and friendly to me. I want to appologize to him, for the last time, if i did anything to threaten your job. I hope that the guy that told on you knows who he is because the next time i see him, HE WILL FEEL THE PAIN! I guess thats my statement for now, but like I said, you havent seen the last of me!"

Magic pushes the camera away and wlaks down the street continues talking to Crystal.

 

***

 

---I have arrived!---

*Lights fade to black as Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA. The lights come up and T-Rex is standing in the middle of the ring with a mic.*

T-Rex: I have finally signed a contract with the EWO and I will make my presence felt within a very short period of time. The only person I know here is Defiant because we used to wrestle together in the UWO. I'm just putting him on notice right now. If you need some help I got your back. But enough of that. I'm here for one reason and thats to put the extreme in Extreme World Order. I'm here for the hardcore title. Once I get my hands on that hardcore title it ain't gonna leave my hands for a long time.

T-Rex: Play times over boys. Cya in the ring.

*Lights fade to black as Break Stuff begins to play over the PA. The lights come back up and the ring is empty.*

 

***

 

---Xtreme today, Chaotic tomorrow!---

{{{ The camera steps into The Defiant's home and turns into a room filled with pictures and trophy's. Lucifer is gazing at a picture of himself, bloodied, holding up a gold belt next to Fall'n Angel. }}}

Lucifer: ( in a depressed tone) Long gone are the days of peace among my family. I recollect the times I have spent with you my brother. But you are a coward now. I thrive on one day soon bringing you face to face with our father. Then I will bring you to become a fighter. You are nothing.

Now onto my nearest goal. Psycho, I will show you insanity, I will win the Xtreme title. I will drag you from post to post, fan to fan, parking lot to parking lot. And once I have you closer to death than you have ever been, I will drive you face first into hell, and you will meet the master of mind games!

Monday is the start of a new era, I will take the word Xtreme and twist it untill even its slightest memory, is nothing more than a glorified ballet. Today the word is Xtreme, tommorow it gets chaotic!

(( The camera fades out.))

 

***

 

---To the mindless cattle---

{Enter into the first wrestlers to be introduced to the EWO world as members of Chaos Theory,Chris Karnage and Eddie Henchman,together known as Dark Storm Rising.Both men are in what looks to be a private workout room.

Karnage is lifting several weights without a spotter,while Henchman is doing pullups.

Henchman : (looking at camera)

Who in the hell let your faggot @ss in here?! (Karnage drops weights and advances toward camera)

cameraman : (just voice)

"I don't want any trouble! I was told that you guys were gonna be here and the production manager told me to go get an interview.Hey,man,I'm not as stupid as I look! If you want me to leave,hell,just let me know."

Henchman:

Let the punk stay,Karnage.We might as well address the mindless cattle out there.(lets go of pullup bar and drops to floor)Thursday Thriller was a treat for all involved.From the master of mindgames,Sincere,to all the wrestling marks that keep up with wrestling!From the moment the Jade Dragon stepped into this fed he has been letting everyone know about the dark storm rising.It should have been no surprise that we showed our faces last Thurday.I mean,the show is called Thriller and who better than to thrill you idiots then Eddie Henchman?!

I'm sure you NEW AGE punks are whining about why Eddie why?It's quite simple.You bastards left me high and dry in the GZW! Nothing more,nothing less.When "the family" up and left,who was left behind?Who was the one powerbombed off a scaffold?Who was the one that took all the abuse from the Chaos Theory(c)?IT WAS F#CK!NG ME,THAT'S WHO!!

Now I'm here with you again,my "brothers".This time,though,my eyes are wide open.No more worrying about what the mindless cattle think.Not having to carry the load for the NEW AGE.It's all about me now!

Karnage:

I am the EWO Intercontinental Champion! Any that stand before me,Dark Storm Rising,and Chaos Theory(c) will fall.The Karnage is here.Prepare to be placed on the endangered species list.

{Scene fades to black.}

 

***

 

---T-Rex this one for you---

*It is dark but we can hear Darkside's vocie*

Darkside:T-Rex you have arrived just in time to witness HELL in the EWO.
Do you want to join the darkside or do you want tobe destoryed by us if you don't answear
before Sunday at 7:30 PST you will have to face Me in a match and FALL TO HELL!!!

 

***

 

---T-Rex’s reply---

*Lights fade to black as Break Stuff plays over the PA. The lights come on and T-Rex is standing in the middle of the ring with a mic.*

T-Rex: You know I'm not to parshall to threats. I mean you come out here telling me to join or else I know suffer the consiquences. Thats no way to get members but tell ya what. Any man that has balls enough to threaten me must be one hell of a fighter so you got a deal. I'll join your little group. Looks like play times over for everyone else now.

*Lights fade out*

 

***

 

---Between Angels and Insects is Pure Defiance!---

{{{The Defiant is taping up his hands with black electrical tape. His long purple hair hangs in his eyes. He appears to be in a totally different mindset than what he was at his home.}}}

The Defiant: Angel, I bet you really enjoyed my little humorous segment, huh? Did you like the way I brought Jacob and Brent into play? How about the band?
That just crushed your spirit didn't it? But what caused the most pain for you, was to see your baby sister come to my arms. Didn't it coward? I know how to play the mind games with the best of them. I have tried so hard to keep bottling up my hatred and hunger to slowly rip every muscle in your body, I will paralyze your helpless body, and destroy your pitiful mind. When I drive you face first into the unforgiving ground, over and over again, each time my pent up aggression will grow. I will not stop until my soul grows weary of making you suffer. Angel, this isn't the same backyard wrestling you remember me by, this is personal. And YOU, will find out what is between angels an insects, and that is PURE DEFIANCE!!!!

{{{ The Defiant throws back his head, exposing a twisted smirk and tears flowing down his face. The camera zooms in on his eyes, then fades out.}}}

 

***

 

---Psycho, I will show you Insanity!---

{{{ The camera follows Lucifer into his locker room. Lucifer takes off his long black trenchcoat and he throws it into to corner of the room. He stands revealing his mass size, and stretches.}}}

Lucifer (groans) ahhhhhhhhh!!!! Tomorrow night I will have the opportunity to man-handle our Xtreme champion.
Psycho tomorrow you will lose your title, but worst of all you will have never proven yourself worthy of any respect. To me Psycho, you are the biggest fluke that has stepped into a wrestling arena. I will make you pay your dues for carrying around that title like you are actually fearless. Deep inside you fear something, and that something is Reflective Beauty. When I hold up 7 plus feet in the air and send you crashing down you will carry the simple memory with you. You might be a Psycho, but I am Insane!!!

{{{Lucifer lifts the camera-man and throws him into the hallway. The camera crashes and the scene turns to static.}}}

 

***

 

---Whos gonna stop me---

*The lights fade out as Limp Bizkit begins to play over the PA. The lights come up and T-rex is standing in the middle of the ring.*

T-Rex: I was looking through the roster before I came out here and realized something. Theres not one person in the back that deserves a title besides myself and the other members of the Darkside. So heres the deal. Tomorrow on Monday Massacre I want a match and I don't care who it's against. Just know that once you step in that ring. Play time is over.

*Lights fade out*

 

***

 

---The dark side of nothing---

The scene unfolds with Samuel Knight walking through park.It is a very sunny and hot day giving reason while Knight is wearing EWO promotional t-shirt and khaki shorts.The park is alive with children playing,searching for hidden Easter eggs.The smell of barbequed meat fills the air mixed with the subtle whiff of alcohol.

As Knight is strolling taking in the scene,he walks upon a small crowd watching a small-time slight of hand artist performing some "magic".The crowd "oohs" and "aahs" as the man performs.Knight smiles and shakes his head in disapproval,as he continues down the park path.

"It's funny what people will and won't believe in.It always amazes me how the simplest minds will fall for anything.Take for instance,this new tag team known as DarkMagic."

"The young newcomers to the sport are on the cusp of obtaining the EWO Tag TEam Titles and what are they doing?(chuckles to himself)They are trying to amass an army of some sort or another.Never mind the fact they are flooding EWO TV with senseless promos trying to recruit everyone and challenging and making crazy matches with wrestlers that slight their altered ego.It just amazes me the guile of the wrestlers today!I suppose obtaining EWO gold is not as important as ruining someones career."

"What really boggles my mind is that these two have been given the opportunity to even wrestle for the belt!I know that the tag team division isn't that hot right now,but goodness!Two rookies that have shown no interest in the tag team division whatsoever.Oh well,Heaven's Angel will be there tomorrow night to give you newcomers the shot of a lifetime."

Knight proceeds down the path,stops,and looks into the camera.

"Happy Easter,EWO and it's fans!"

 

***

 

---Magic’s reply---

Magic is walking in the hallway of an arena with a smile a confused look on his face. he turns to the camera:

Magic-" You say that Iam a newcomer. To EWO iam but to this sport, hell no. You think that I dont want EWO gold? Hell Yeah i do. You think destroying peoples carriers is more important to me, no. It depends on the way you put it though, I could win the title then beat the sh*t outa them, but the title comes first. Tag team titles arent one of my main goals though. The title i mainly want is the light-heavy weight championship. I have gone for so meay titles but this one i have suceded in the most. I dont know if its the wrestlers or its just me, i might as well go for the world championship but since i way only 236lbs. i cant. Also you seem to have a problem with me, you arent the one I want, DVA is. Since DVA is out I guess i could put time on my scedual for you. Iam warning you though, You will get a "Black Out" if you keep talkin."

Magic walks away as his music hits in another arena. He seems to wrestle there too!

 

***

 

---Our group is getting bigger!! Who else wants to join---

Magic has just gotten word that there will be a new member to Dark Magic! He smiles and looks into the camera and begins to talk:

Magic-" It seems as though Darkside is planning on bringing a new member to the group. This is perfect, The more we have the more trouble EWO wrestlers are in. There will be Hell to pay for any EWO wrestler that gets into our way. We could still use more people in the group and you can help us take appart our enemies! If anybody is out numbered by a group, we will even the odds out. Soon we will have a group so unstopable nobody could take us appart. Either you are with us or you are against us! When you join we will be making a new name, but for now we are called DarkMagic and we give you a "Black Out".

Magic smiles again and walks away.

 

***

 

---Psycho’s reply---

*The Arena goes black and "An Error has Occured" appears on the TitanTron and Psycho comes down to speak, the crowd boo him*

Psycho: "Yo, Magic, at first when I heard about this group I thought it wasn't for me, but when I hear you guys are EVIL I just knew it was for me, see, I don't like anyone unless they are like me, plain EVIL so I want to join this group"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

Psycho: "Oh, SHUT UP"

Psycho: "I want to join this gruop to prove how mean I am!"

*An error has occured appears and Psycho leaves to his music, waiting for Magic's reply!

 

***

 

---mid-carders are the first to be Played-A-Live---

(camera comes on as Pimp enters a pub with two women on his arms one is a blonde, big breasted woman, the other is a brunette with the greatest figure all the barmen have ever seen and an arse to die for)

(Pimp proceedes to the Bar and orders for them while the women make there way over to a table in the far corner of the pub)

Pimp: 2 vodcas and cokes for the ladies and i'll just have a glass of orange

Barlady: That strange for you not to have a proper drink are you ill or somthing

Pimp: no nothin like that got to stay in shape you know and i won't be pushed as much if i have a brutal beer belly like like the rest of the mid-carders in the EWO will I?

(Barlady just shrugs her shoulders and hands over the drins to Pimp who makes his way over to the ladies)

Brunette: arn't you going to join our festivities tonight Pimp we really want you to.

Pimp: Don't you worry ill be up for it later but i aint drinking at the moment cause otherwise i might end up like all the other mid-carders who stink of BO cause there so unfit and have beer bellies.

Blonde: wot do you mean up for it uhuh !!!!

Pimp: nevermind

(Pimp then leaves the table and walks over to the toilets were he looks into the mirror splashs some cold water on him self and then stares once again into the mirror)

Pimp: My time is here and its now time for me to show the world that i am the the mid-card Killer and nobody will with stand the brutal punishment i will serve them in the form of the Final Choke and they will soon know that they have just been played-A-live. hahaha

(Another man enters the toilets and Pimp excuses himself and the camera cuts off while its staring straight at a exit sign)

 

***

 

---Darkside’s reply---

Pimp: Why don't you try me!!!!!!!
I'll send you to the depths of HELL and you will ask me for forgivness!!!
So if you are not afrid of the dark.....STEP IN DARKSIDE!!

 

***

 

---Pimp’s reply---

Pimp: HAHAHAHAHA you think your tough do you Mr Darkside. Well maybe you are a toughguy. OOOO. N maybe your even a badass (lol) well a badass wannabe.

Your name actually kinda suits don't it? I mean you have obviously been living in the darkness seeming you actually seem to believe that i will ask for forgiveness, what the hell for? for whuping your ass in front of a bunch of hypocritic fans who pay to see your ass get whiped.

Afraid of the dark. HAHAHAHAHA. Thats the only possible way you can beat me I suppose by sticking me in a dark room with my atire on so you can see my iluminous green clothing. Infact even then i would proburbly still beat you cause unlike you I have brains to turn the light on and show the world what kind of an ass whoping you would really get!!!! and then you will know that you have just been Played-A-Live

 

***

 

Monday Massacre 16 April 2001

 

{Pyro kicks off as the lights flicker off and on in strobe like fashion in the jam packed arena.The crowd is screaming and shouting while displaying various signs and posters.}

Fortune: Welcome back wrestling fans to the permanent broadcast team of Monday Massacre live from the Pepsi Center in Denver,Colorado.We have an almost pay-per-view caliber line-up tonight as the EWO is only one week away from its first ever pay-per-view,Hell and High Water.

Hunt: No doubt about that,Kandi ! With what developed last week on Thursday Thriller,tonight sets to be an explosive event!

Fortune: I'm getting word from the producers that something is going on backstage! We are getting a cameraman back there as we speak.

Hunt: How come my headset isn't getting those words?

--Backstage--

A huge black stretch Escalade SUV pulls up outside the PepsiCenter near the production trucks.The Georgia license plates on the front of the SUV reads,"DYNSTY".

The chaffuer quickly runs around to open the door and from the inside of the SUV steps out a light-skinned medium built man wearing an expensive black Armani suit with diamond cufflinks.The man's black hair is french braided into a ponytail which hangs down his back.He has a slight moustache and a long goatee hanging from his chin.

As the man steps out he stops and looks around allowing for the camera to view his entire frame.The crowd pops immensely as they recognize who the man is.

Fortune: (voice are just heard) "Ohmigosh! That's..."

Hunt: (voice just heard) "...Tate Troublesome!! "

Tate Troublesome smiles at the camera as he proceeds to walk into arena and presumingly making his way to the ring.He attracts other EWO officials as he walks through the halls,greeting each one with a smile.

Back at the announcers table

Fortune: What in the world could that man be doing here? Tate Troublesome is one of the most hated wrestlers in the wrestling business! This could only spell trouble for the EWO! And that's trouble with a capital T !

Hunt: Ha! If that man is here then EWO is about to explode with energy.I hate it for all those goody-goody wrestlers like Nathaniel "Mr.Entertainment" Davis!

"Troublesome" by the late great Tupac Shakur erupts over the public announce system as the PepsiCenter crowd gives out a huge pop.The EWO-tron flashes with the words BAD COMPANY GETTIN' OVER.Then it shows scenes of Tate Troublesome applying Troubleshooter(sharpshooter) to unknown wrestler.The words "BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE" swirls to the front.

As the song over the PA system hits the chorus "...cause I'm troublesome",pyros ignites along the rampway as Tate Troublesome walks onto the entranceway.The crowd pops again,even louder then before.

Fortune: Is it me or have these people no idea what this man is capable of?

Hunt: Can you say playa hater? Hehee!

Tate Troublesome makes it to the steel stairs and walks into the ring.Inside the ring the man walks around for a moment allowing the crowd to get more anxious.After several circuits around the ring,Troublesome pulls out microphone from his pocket and begins to speak.

Tate Troublesome: E-W-O in the PepsiCenter! How are ya livin' ?(crowd gives cheap pop) Yes,it's Da Rebel For Da Hell Of It,Mr.Bad Company,himself ! Oh,yes,there's gonna be Trouble,Trouble!!

Fortune: This man is so egotistical !

Hunt: Will you hush while we listen to history talking?

Fortune: Can you say,"suck up"?

Tate: I know everyone is wonderin' why the great Tate Troublesome is here in this federation tonight? Well,wrestlin' fans,it is not that hard to conceive. When Troublesome goes to a fed it is for one reason and one reason only,to raise some hell ! (crowd pops again) Everyone knows my career,so there is no need to rehash it.

Tate: Ya see,about a week or so ago I got a call from Mr.Logan Hernandez about a business opportunity in his growin' wrestlin' federation,the EWO.Mr.Hernandez was in desperate need of a fix-it man,a troubleshooter.I thought to myself,self who better than me,the master of da Troubleshooter,to stride into the EWO and kick some major ass?! (crowd goes wild at the use of obscene language)So early today I walked into Mr.Hernandez's office(reaches into his jacket and pulls out folder papers) and signed this almost lifelong contract.(unfolds papers and flips a couple of pages) Let's see.Page three,section thirteen C,paragraph two.(reads from paper) " Aforementioned the above stated as Logan Hernandez of Extreme World Order Entertainment,chief executive officer and president,signs into contractual agreement with the above aforementioned,GroundZero Enterprises and their client Tate Edmonson,as stockholder in Extreme World Order Entertainment,which allows a seat on the board of trustees,and effective immediately,the office of..."

Hunt: What in the world is Troublesome talking about?

Fortune: It's obvious,Alex! Tate Troublesome is the new...

Tate: ...Vice-President and Director of Operations of Wrestling Affairs."

The crowd explodes in cheers as Tate reveals his new appointment.Chants of "EWO" spread throughout the audience.

Tate: (folds contract back up and places it back into his coat pocket) As my first official act as DOWA and Vice-Prez,I want to let everyone know that I'm here to make changes.Like the new commish,Danny Allison,stated last Monday,we are about to change the game.The Dynasty of Danny Allison and Tate Edmonson in the EWO will do nothin' but Change The Game!

Tate: The first way to change the game is this way.There is someone on the roster here that deserves the recognition of the EWO.That wrestler has become the torchbearer for the EWO.This man has and will burden the weight to carry the banner of this federation into the next ten years.He will protect the organization from threats within and without.

Fortune: Who in the world could he be talking about?

Hunt: Come on,Kandi ! I heard that one of his old stablemates just recently signed to the fed! It has to be him!

Tate: This man IS the EWO! I would like to announce to you the Extreme World Order franchise player,Nathaniel "Mr.Entertainment" Davis!!

The crowd goes wild at the announcement of Nathaniel Davis and there anticipation of seeing him since his injuries occurred several weeks ago by the hands of Sincere and SuisYde.

Tate: Now "Mr.Entertainment" is not here tonight due to his recovery from his injuries several weeks ago,but rest be assured EWO fans that I have been in contact with our franchise and he is thrilled and honored by the new title.He promises that soon as the doctors give him permission to get back to wrestlin',that he plans to end this fued once and for all with the Jade Dragon,Sincere.

The crowd gives out boos at the mention of Sincere's name,displaying there hate for EWO's number one heel.Tate Troublesome smiles with satisfaction.

Hunt: I can't believe this! Tate Troublesome has sold his soul to the corporate world! And he is siding with that goody two-shoes Nathaniel Davis! Is there no justice in the world?

Fortune: (smiling) That's Vice-President Tate Troublesome! Matter of fact,it's Vice-President Tate Edmonson now!

Hunt: Can YOU say,"suck up"?

"Safri Dou" plays over the arena speakers as a White male wearing a black t-shirt which states on the front "BAD COMPANY GETTIN' OVER" tucked into his blue jeans runs down the rampway and enters the ring.The man gets directly into the new Vice-President's face and begins ranting.Tate lowers the microphone so that the agruement is not heard.

Fortune: That is Mr.Edmonson's old running mate,Pimp Bizkit! I wonder what is being said?

Hunt: You can beat that it has nothing to do with the stock market! Hehee!

Tate gets the fueled up Pimp Bizkit to settle down and places his arm over his shoulder as they both exit the ring.The crowd cheers as both men make their way up the rampway.At the entranceway,Tate Edmonson turns back to the crowd and waves.

Hunt: First no Santa Claus,now this! All my dreams shattered in an instant!

--Defiant vs. Fall'N Angel--
Fortune: Here comes one of the exciting newcomers,Fall'N Angel.

Hunt: Hey,no music,no pyro! What gives around here?

Fortune: The production crew is telling me that we are having severe technical difficulties with the equipment here at the PepsiCenter and apologize for the inconviences to the wrestlers and their fans.

Before Angel can make it to the ring,about halfway down the aisle,Defiant runs in from behind and levels Angel with a running clothesline to the back of the head.He picks Angel up and rolls him into the ring as ref Paulie Newman sounds for the bell.

Fortune: Defiant is one vicious individual.I mean,we saw him help light Crow of Hell's Angels on fire last week!

Defiant gets into the ring as Angel is still holding his head.Wasting no time,Defiant runs to Angel and continues to work on the back of Angel's skull with hard kicks to the head.

Hunt: That'll jog your memory!

Defiant stands his dazed opponent,whips him to the rope,and slams him down with a jumping spinebuster.defiant jumps on the nearby turnbuckle and jumps towards Angel with his elbow pointed down.Just before impact,Angel rolls out of the way as Defiant crashes into the mat hard.

Fortune: The Obscene Teen misses with elbow!

As Angel struggles to his feet Defiant leans against the ropes holding his arm.Angel comes to and runs at Defiant.Just as Angel gets to his opponent,Defiant grabs the rope and drops,sending Angel tumbling over to the outside.

Hunt: Talk about a fallen angel ! Hehee!

As Angel gets to his,Defiant bounces off the rope on the opposite side of Angel,runs back and jumps over the top rope into a corkscrew splash.

Fortune: Beautiful move by the lightheavyweight!

Hunt: Angel is going to feel that one in the morning!

Defiant gets up quickly and raises his hand to as if to strike Angel,but a beer from the crowd drenches Defiant.Defiant glares into the crowd but finds no sign of the brave fan that wasted his good beer.Distracted by the crowd,Defiant becomes a victim to a spear by the rejuvenated Fall'N Angel.Angel straddles Defiant and begins to slam his head repeatedly into the floor.

After numerous head pounds,Angel stands Defiant up and rolls him into the ring.

Quickly following,Angel raises his fallen opponent,scoops him up as if to bodyslam him,but instead delivers a scoop piledriver hard to the mat near the corner.Angel jumps onto the turnbuckle and slams into Defiant's limp body with a huge top rope knee drop.

The now comtrolling Fall'N Angel stands the wobbly Defiant to his feet and tosses him into the turnbuckle.Angel raises Defiant to a sitting podition on the top turnbuckle,climbs to him,and slams Defiant into the mat with a devastating hurricanrana.Angel goes over to cover Defiant and covers for the pin.

1...2...

Defiant gets up just in time!

Hunt: That was close! Come on,SuisYde!

Without wasting anytime,Angel gets Defiant ti his feet and tosses him towards the ropes,but Defiant maintains his grip on Angel's arm and reverses Angel's into a hard elbow to the face sending Angel down hard on the mat while Defiant still holds Angel's arm.Defiant pulls on Angel's arm,raising the dazed man and nails yet another slamming elbow to Angel's face,while STILL holding is grip to the arm.With a smooth motion,Defiant falls into an armbar crossface which seems to wake Angel up with pain.

The painful submission doesn't last very long as Defiant is way too close to the ropes,and Paulie Newman breaks the hold.

Fortune: Lucky for Fall'N Angel the ropes were there!

Defiant immediately shoves Newman with disagreement.He turns back to Angel,who is still on the mat.Angel grabs Defiant's foot and drags him down to his level,only to be kicked in the face by Defiant.Defiant then gets up and then tosses Angel out of the ring.Angel tries to stand,but before he can get to his feet,Defiant nails a running over the top rope flipping leg drop splash,crashing onto the kneeling Angel.

Fortune: Good night! That was vicious!

Hunt: And that doesn't mean no talent big guys named Sid!

Defiant gets up from the death defying move as if it was a routine maneuver.Defiant struts over to his hated opponent,stands Angel to his feet,and then slams him into the ring post.

Angel is busted open and the blood is gushing from his forehead.Defiant reaches Angel and rolls him into the ring.

Fortune: Defiant just doesn't care who is in his way,man or woman!

Hunt: Yeah,well,it's like my man Jay Z says,"Me,give my heart to a woman? Whatever,nothin',never happen,I'll be forever mackin' !"

Defiant stands on the apron waiting for the delirious Angel to stand.Angel remains face down on the mat as a puddle of blood begins to form around his head.Defiant becomes impatient and climbs to the top turnbuckle.As he stands on the turnbuckle,he motions to the audience that Angel is finished.Defiant leaps high off the rope into a guillotine leg drop but misses as Angel,not awrae of what is happenin,simplt sits up at the right moment.

Fortune: Fall'N Angel got up and avoided a huge legdrop!

Defiant apparently took the fall hard as he is now holding the back of his leg rolling on the mat.Angel takes the opportunity to clear the opaque layer of blood covering his eyes.Angel uses the close by turnbuckle as support while he gathers his thoughts.

Defiant gets to his feet and glares at Angel.The two seem content with the momentary staring contest.Angel gets off the turnbuckle as Defiant creeps towards Angel.The two circle each other waiting for a opportunity for an advantage.Right inthe center of the ring the two lock arms.Defiant tries to knee Angel in the gut,but Angel was expecting it and sweeps Defiant to the mat.

Angel,working on his third wind,angrily kicks the laying Defiant hard in the head.He then lifts the dazed Defiant and grapples hime from behind and slams him into a german suplex,leaving Defiant laying on the mat.Angel runs and jumps into the air coming down into a double elbow drop,but Defiant moves out of the way.Both men struggle to their feet.Defiant gets advantage with a dropkick to Angel's chest.

Hunt: Is your mic working?

Both men are back on their feet.Defiant quickly clotheslines the hell out of the newcomer.The ref goes to check on Fall'N Angel as Defiant yanks Paulie Newman into the turnbuckle momentarily knocking him out.

Hunt: There goes the ref !

Fortune: Ohmigosh! That is Diablo!

Hunt: Huh? Who? What?

The wrestler known as Diablo comes out of the crowd,jumps the steel guardrail,and slides under the bottom rope with folded steel chair in hand.

Fortune: Don't you keep up with the comings and goings of the EWO? Diablo just officially signed this morning.He is concentrating on that lightweight title which is quickly becoming a hot property in the EWO!

Hunt: Uh,wow!

Diablo nails Defiant squarely on the top of his head with a thundering chairshot,which sends the Obscene Teen to the mat.Angel,now to his feet,spins Diablo around,but is met with the same fate as Defiant.

Fortune: Two chairshots delivered by the man known as Diablo!

Hunt: What is he doing now?

Diablo flings the chair out the ring as he goes to pick Fall'N Angel up and lays him across the lifeless body of Defiant.Diablo quickly rolls out the ring as referee Paulie Newman comes to his senses.

Hunt: No! That new idiot is screwing Defiant!

Newman crawls over to the laid out men and begins his count.

1...2...

Fortune: Three! The winning streak of Fall'N Angel continues for this up and coming EWO superstar!

Hunt: But why? Why did this Diablo chairshot both men,then help Fall'N Angel win?

--EWO Tag Team Title Match: Heaven's Angels vs. DarkMagic--
Fortune: No time for commerical breaks as we head right into the next match.This one is for the EWO Tag Team Titles!

Hunt: How in the hell did this new teaming of Darkside and Magic get a title shot? This match should have SuisYde in it! Not some new kids on the block!

Fortune: Well,I'm getting word again from the production crew that this match has been official ordained by the Executive Office.It seems that Darkside is being punished for powerbombing an EWO cameraman last week in one of his interviews.

Hunt: So,let me get this straight.If you touch a EWO official,you will be awarded a title shot! This has to be the logic of the new Vice-President! What an idiotic decision!

DarkMagic enters the rampway to loud boos and chants of "DarkMagic sucks".As the men walk down the rampway,Magic gives the middle finger to the audience while Darkside mouths off at them.

Hunt: I take it we still haven't gotten the bugs worked out of the PA system and pyro machine?

Fortune: That would be a big NO,Alex!

As DarkMagic enters the ring,the crowd releases a huge pop as Heaven's Angels walks onto the entranceway standing at opposite ends off the stage.Samuel Knight stands with his arms crossed over his chest while Jason ArcAngel raises his right arm up into the air.The crowd goes beserk as the team rushes down the rampway and slides underneath the bottom rope.

The two teams stare each other down.ArcAngel gives his friend and tag partner a quick hug and stands outside in his corner.Darkside gives Magic a high five and Magic stands on the apron,leaving Knight and Darkside to start the match.

Darkside charges at Knight with a running clothesline,but Knight ducks under the arm,sending Darkside into the ropes.As Darkside bounces back,he is hit with a dropkick by Samuel Knight that sends Darkside stumbling into the ropes.

Darkside comes off the rope and runs towards Knight with another clothesline,and Knight again ducks it,but this time Darkside stops,turns and levels the unaware Knight with a hard lariat.

Fortune: Good reflexes from the newcomer!

Darkside stands his opponent to his feet and whips him to the ropes.As Knight returns Darkside knocks the Heaven's Angel to the mat with a back elbow.darkside quickly kneels on Knight and begins to punch him in the head for a count to 4 by referee Donald Fey.

Darkside turns to Jason ArcAngel and taunts him to get inthe ring.Darkside goes back to Knight,stands him up,and throws him into the corner where Magic is waiting.Darkside makes the tag.Darkside and Magic both stomp on Knight until the wrestler is lying on the mat.

Hunt: No one can compare to the teamwork of two members of the dark ways! Well,unless there is a beer and a girl involved!

Magic grabs Knight and pushes him into the turnbuckle.Magic lands two quick knee lunges into Knight's chest and then lifts him to the top turnbuckle.Magic then throws Knight to the center of the ring with a turnbuckle body throw.

Magic begins to taunt the crowd as Knight crwals to his partner.ArcAngel reaches his arm out as far as he can,hoping Knight will be able to connect with a tag.Knight gets within inches of making the tag before Magic drags Knight back a few feet.

Hunt: Though they are a new tag team,DarkMagic know what they are doing in the ring!

Magic goes to stand Knight up,but Knight rolls hin into a small package.The pin doesn't even get a one count from Donald Fey.Knight gets enough distance between Magic to make the tag to ArcAngel.

Fortune: Here comes Jason ArcAngel !

ArcAngel comes in with a fury as charges and takes Magic down with a clothesline.Darkside tries to enter the ring but ArcAngel hits him with a knee that sends Darkside to the floor.ArcAngel turns back to the fallen Magic.He lays a number of punches to Magic's head each time sending the 6' 9" man further into the neutral corner.ArcAngel grabs magic's arm and tosses him into the opposite neutral corner,and follows witha running clothesline.

Fortune: Magic may feel drunk after that clothesline!

Hunt: Not yet! Magic's got a high tolerance,I'm sure!

ArcAngel lifts the 236-pound Magic to the top turnbuckle and slams him down with a superplex.ArcAngel hustles to Magic and applies a camel clutch right in the center of the ring.

Fortune: Shades of their friend,Nathaniel "Mr.Entertainment" Davis.The Entertainment Center is locked in by Jason ArcAngel.

Hunt: Zzzz!!

Magic seems locked into the move with nowhere to go.Darkside runs in and saves his partner with a kick to ArcAngel's head,only to be attacked by Knight with a kick to the gut.Knight then tosses Darkside out of the ring.

Ref Fey yells for Knight to return to his corner and Knight obeys.ArcAngel recovers from the kick just as Magic gets to his feet.Magic charges at ArcAngel but is taken down with a toehold.ArcAngel then drags Magic to the Heaven's Angel corner and tags in Knight.Jason ArcAngel holds Magic facedown and Knight jumps to the turnbuckle and nails Magic with a hangover leg drop.

Fortune: Heaven's Angels are looking good!

Hunt: Zzzz!!

Knight quickly tags in ArcAngel again and the two toss Magic to the ropes.When Magic returns the Tag Champs level Magic with a double backdrop.Knight returns to the corner as ArcAngel stands Magic up.ArcAngel goes to whip Magic in the ropes but Magic reverses and tosses ArcAngel into the DarkMagic corner where Darkside's foot is waiting.ArcAngel stumbles back right into Magic and a power release german-suplex.Magic goes to his corner and tags in Darkside.darkside runs to ArcAngel just before Jason can connect a tag to Knight and drags him back.Darkside quickly lands knee drops to ArcAngel's head.Darkside gets Jason to his feet and slams him down with a michinoku driver.Darkside goes for the cover.

1...2...

Knight runs in and saves the match with a quick kick to Darkside's back.Knight quickly returns to his corner.

Fortune: Close call there! Knight just saves ArcAngel in the nick of time!

Darkside gets up and tags in Magic.Magic quickly goes to ArcAngel and grabs his foot,trying to apply a lower body submission hold,but ArcAngel kicks Magic in the head.ArcAngel takes the opportunity to tag Knight.

Knight jumps to the turnbuckle and awaits Magic to get close.When he does,Knight jumps out and levels Magic with a missile dropkick.

Darkside gets in the ring but Knight runs at him and hits a flying elbow that sends Darkside back out to the floor.

Hunt: These new guys are kind of boring!

Magic surprises Knight with a T-bone suplex,just as Knight turns around.Magic then tosses Knight out of the ring right at Darkside's feet.Magic then goes to ArcAngel and slaps him in the face.ArcAngel tries to get in but is stopped by Donald Fey.While the ref is dealing with Jason ArcAngel,Darkside piledrives Knight to floor.

Darkside rolls Knight into the ring right to Magic.Magic lifts Knight up and then lifts him up and drops him with a falling suplex.Magic decides to take a break and tags in Darkside.

Darkside gets to the downed Knight and drags the man to his feet.Darkside sets Knight's head between his legs and lifts him into a powerbomb position,but Knight reverses the move into a hurricanrana.Knight and darkside are both laying on the mat and the ref begins the 10 count.

1...2...3...

Darkside shows signs of life as he starts to get up.

4...5...

ArcAngel gets the crowd behind his stablemate with chants of "LET"S GO KNIGHT !"

6...7...

Darkside gets to his feet and breaks the count.Darkside runs to Knight but just before he can get his grip on Knight's leg,Knight lunges toward his tag partner and tags Jason ArcAngel in.ArcAngel runs in as Darkside backs away and kicks Darkside in the gut,following with a Russian leg sweep.

Fortune: Jason ArcAngel is on fire!

Magic runs in and is taken down by ArcAngel with a dropkick to the leg.ArcAngel returns to Darkside and lifts him up with his legs over his shoulders.Knight climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off and "sits" on Darkside,while ArcAngel slams Darkside onto mat.

Fortune: The Everdream on Darkside!

Hunt: About time!

ArcAngel goes for the cover.

1...2...

Fortune: Three! Heaven's Angels retain their EWO tag team titles here tonight on Massacre!

Hunt: Looking who's coming down the ramp!

DVA,bandages on his head,slides into the ring and immediately zeros in on Magic,raining down punishing lefts and rights.With Magic laying flat on his back,Dan Van Alst jumps to the top turnbuckle and performs a corkscrew moonsault landing with a crushing leg drop on the face of Magic.

Fortune: Ohmigosh! The Power Chord from Dan Van Alst !

Hunt: Paybacks a mother,Kandi ! SuisYde never forgets!

Darkside comes to and goes to attack DVA,but DVA rolls out the ring and makes his way into the crowd,moving to higher ground.The crowd gives a huge cheer as the EWO star makes his way through the audience.Once he is among the top tier,he pulls out a microphone and speaks.

Dan Van Alst: Hey,DarkMagic,especially you Magic! Paybacks a bitch,huh!!

Fortune: This is a family show! He can't use language like that!

Hunt: That's a SuisYde member! He can say anything he wants to!!

--Commercial Break--

The First Pay Per View from Extreme World Order
Hell and High Water
Live from the Astrodome in Houston,Texas
April 22,2001 7PM Central


**card subject to change*

--Backstage--

EWO production crew members are up in the ceiling of the PepsiCenter trying to repair whatever malfunction is occurring which is not allowing for the PA system and the pyrotechnics to operate correctly.Far below on the ground,Tate Edmonson walks to the back,looking up at the men working.

Tate: What in the hell is goin' on?

With that question,Darkside,still in his wrestling gear, walks up behind the Vice-President.

Darkside: That's exactly what I wanna know,Mr.Vice-Prez?

Tate: (turning to face the big man) You got a problem,Big Man?

Darkside: Yeah,I do.Before the night is over you will to! (puts his index finger into Tate's chest,pushes him with it,and then turns and walks off )

Tate: (looking down at his chest where Darkside's finger was) These people just lost their minds around here!


--Extreme Title Match: Last Man Standing: Lucifer vs. Psycho--
Fortune: Here comes one of your buddies from SuisYde,Alex!

Hunt: That's right,Kandi ! Lucifer will be leaving the ring as the next EWO Extreme Champion!

Lucifer makes his way to the ring first.The crowd boos relentlessly.Lucifer pays no attention to them as he gets to the ring.

Psycho is next.The crowd expresses nothing as the EWO Extreme Champion comes out and runs to the ring.Lucifer doesn't wait for the bell as he starts off the match hot with punches and chops to Psycho.Lucifer sets Psycho up in the corner aand chokes him with his boot.

Fortune: Lucifer is like a man possessed here tonight !

Lucifer takes off his SuisYde promo shirt and chokes Psycho with it.Pyscho counters by hooking the waist of Lucifer and drops him on the back of his head with a belly to back suplex.Psycho gets on top of Lucifer and unloads punches to the head.Psycho tosses Lucifer to the corner.He drives the shoulder into the gut of Lucifer.

Fortune: Psycho is knocking the very breath out of Lucifer!

Lucifer slumps down in the corner.Psycho backs up,charges in and drives a knee to the face.Psycho lifts up Lucifer and delivers a crushing piledriver.Lucifer body collapses and referee Patricia Albertson starts the count.

Lucifer gets up at six.Psycho takes the paddding off the top turnbuckle,exposing the steel.Psycho lifts Lucifer and drops him face first onto the exposed steel.

Fortune: Ohmigosh! This match will not be pretty!

Psycho lifts Lucifer once again,but Lucifer slips off and ends up behind Psycho.He hits Psycho with an atomic drop,sending him to the corner.As Psycho is slumped face first in the corner,Lucifer walks up the bottom,middle, and then the top turnbuckle,hops on the back of Psycho's head driving his face into the face into the exposed steel turnbuckle!

Hunt: What an offensive manuever by the next Extreme Champion!

Lucifer grabs Psycho's head and drives his face first into the steel turnbuckle with a "stroke" face buster.Ref Albertson administers the count as Lucifer goes to the outside to grab a steel chair.Two consecutive chairshots to the head of Psycho.

Fortune: Listen to that sickening crack! Psycho's brain must be like scrambled eggs!

Hunt: Mmm...scrambled eggs!

Lucifer sets up to Demon's Spike (chokeslam to backbreaker) Psycho onto the chair,but Psycho gets out of it by punching Lucifer in the gut.Psycho grabs Lucifer and drives him down onto the chair with an urinage (rock bottom).

Hunt: No!

Psycho lifts Lucifer and drives him back back down with a DDT onto the chair.Patricia Albertson starts to count as Psycho gets out a table and leaning it up against the corner.

Fortune: Looks like Psycho is setting up the table for Lucifer and it isn't for dinner!

Psycho Irish whips Lucifer towards the table,but Lucifer recovers.He slides and pops right back up before hitting the table.Psycho charges in at Lucifer.Lucifer lifts Psycho with a release northern lights suplex,sending Psycho crashing into the table.

Fortune: Ohmigosh! What a match! Listen to the crowd! They are loving this great EWO action!

Both men get up slowly.Lucifer lands punches to the noggin of Psycho.A jumping salf kick sends Psycho over the top rope.He lands on his feet and goes to grab a chair,but Lucifer continues the offense with a missile dropkick off the apron,kicking the chair into the face of Psycho.

Fortune: Lucifer is going all out here tonight,but is it enough to take out the Extreme Champ?

Lucifer hooks Psycho's head,setting him up for a DDT onto the chair on the floor,but Psycho counters with an inverted atomic drop,Psycho grabs Lucifer's head and drives it into the guard rail.

Hunt: Good golly Miss Molly! Lucifer has been busted open! The PTC won't approve of all this blood!

Fortune: It looks like a nasty game of Mortal Combat and Psycho is going to perform the fatality!

Psycho lifts Lucifer and drops him throat first on the rail.Psycho takes the steel steps and drives them onto the head of Lucifer.Psycho then throws the steps into the ring.

Fortune: What does this sinister being plan to do with the steps in the ring?

Hunt: You can bet it isn't to fix a lightbulb!

Psycho drags Lucifer's bloody carcass into the ring and puts his head between his legs...

Fortune: No he isn't!

Psycho lifts Lucifer by the waist and powerbombs him into the steel steps!

Hunt: Oh yes he did!

Lucifer is left lying on the steel steps,clutching his back in agony.Chants of "holy sh!t" start up in the crowd.Psycho sadistically lifts up Lucifer up once again.

Fortune: No,he can't! He is going for another one! He will break Lucifer in half!

Lucifer is held up in the air above the steps.Lucifer finds enough energy to rake the eyes of Psycho,causing him to release him.Lucifer kicks Psycho in the gut,hooks his head and suplexes Psycho onto the steel steps.

Fortune: Ohmigosh!

Lucifer falls to his hands and knees,his back is in obvious pain.He pushes on as he takes the chair in the ring and places it on Psycho,who is still on the steel steps.Lucifer looks to the crowd as he goes to the top turnbuckle.

Fortune: Can you believe him? He is suicidal !

Lucifer launches himself off the top rope and hits a lowdown frogsplash onto Psycho.

Fortune: Ohmigosh! Lucifer just splashed Psycho who has a chair on him and steel steps underneath him! For the love of Jazmin Andrea,this is freakin' insane!

Hunt: It looks like a train wreck in the ring!

Both men are laying in the ring.The crowd is going crazy as the ref starts to count out both men.They get up before the ten count.

Fortune: How can they get up after all the hell their bodies have endured here tonight?

Lucifer rolls out the ring,reaches under the ring,and pulls out a kendo stick.Psycho gives chase,but Lucifer is ready.He smashes it over the head of Psycho.The beatdown continues out onto the rampway.Lucifer continues to flog Psycho with the kendo stick.Lucifer holds the stick above the crowd.

Fortune: I think he is asking for a light !

The fans light the kendo stick.Lucifer takes the flaming kendo stick and smites down Psycho once again.Lucifer hits Psycho one more time,extinguishing the fire.

Lucifer looks to the crowd for acknowledgement but just recieves boos.Before Lucifer has a chance to do any more damage,Psycho gets up and clobberrs Lucifer from behind with vicious axe handle blows.Psycho takes the kendo stick and breaks it over Lucifer's back.

Fortune: They are fighting towards the backstage area!

Psycho continues to beat on Lucifer in the backlot area.He goes to piledrive Lucifer onto the concrete,but Lucifer gets out of it and lowblows Psycho.

Fortune: If he would have hit that piledriver,we would have to scrap Lucifer's brain off the floor!

Lucifer slams Psycho's head into the wall.Lucifer then reaches into his pocket and pulls something out.

Fortune: Those are car keys!

Lucifer heads over to Tate Edmonson's stretch SUV and starts the engine.

Fortune: Ohmigosh! What is he doing?

Hunt: How in the world did he get the Vice-Prez's keys?

Lucifer hits the accelerator and steers the SUV full speed ahead at Psycho.

Fortune and Hunt: OHMIGOSH! HE IS GOING TO RUN OVER PSYCHO!!!!

Psycho gets to his feet and in one fluid motion jumps on the hood.He punches the windshield and grabs Lucifer by the neck, choking him.

Hunt: Hot sh!t !

Lucifer,being choked,cannot keep the stretch SUV in control.He crashes into a catering trailer.Psycho flies off the SUV and hits the concrete floor.

Fortune: Fans,I am absolutely speechless...I have never in all my years seen anything like this.

Lucifer slowly gets out of the limo and Psycho slowly gets to his feet.

Hunt: How do these two have the strength to get up?

Lucifer and Psycho start to hammer at each other with rights and lights.They fight up and onto the hood of an 18 wheel big rig.Both fight up on top of the trailer.Lucifer lays Psycho out with a clothesline.He picks up his limp body and sets him up for a...

Fortune: No!! Don't !! He is insane!!!

Lucifer hooks Psycho's waist and...

Fortune: A REVERSE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB OFF THE BIG RIG!! THEY BOTH GO CRASHING DOWN THROUGH SEVERAL CRATES!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE HAVE SEEN HERE TONIGHT!!

Ref Albertson goes over to start the count.
1...2...3...4...5...

Hunt: I don't think either of them are going to get up.

The PepsiCenter crowd stands and looks at the video screen,with anticipation.

Fortune: They could both possibly be out of action for good!

6...7...8...

Lucifer slowly gets on his hands and knees.

9...

Lucifer pulls himself to his feet.

10!!

Fortune: Lucifer wins the Last Man Standing match and the EWO Extreme title! Psycho is still left laying on the concrete! My god,Alex,we were witness to a true all-out war here tonight.

Hunt: Listen to these fans as they give both of the competitors a standing ovation!

The fans stand and show respect for the two men who gave their all in this match.Chants of "EWO" begins.EMTs come out and help Psycho as Lucifer haeds back to the locker with the Extreme belt in hand.

--Interview--
{{{ Show cuts to a the home of The Defiant. Inside sitting in the living room is Dan Van Alst, sitting alongside Ronny Gomez.}}}

Gomez: Last week on Thursday Thriller we all watched Magic attack you with that viscious inverted DDT. How is your condition?

DVA: Well, the doctor will be keeping me out of action for two weeks. I need time to recover from the concussion and make sure I don't have any permanent injuries.

Gomez: Well this couldn't have come at a worse time, the lightweight division is just heating up, and you could've well been our first champion.

DVA: Some may say that, but I really want to move to other things. DarkMagic, they decided to get into my business, and when they stepped into that ring and put me out of action, they screwed with the wrong crew. I see that Lucifer is feircer than ever, although I can't really comment on him at the time. The Defiant has all my bets for the lightweight championship. He hasn't had a chance to show off his lucha-libre, technical background yet, but this is the man that used to kick me and Lucifer's ass back home. (he starts to chuckle thinking of old times.)

Gomez: I will look forward to seeing him. But back to you DVA, you seem to have a target set on you from all sides. Hell's Angels, Stuart Randle, and now DarkMagic. How can you possibly feel secure and confident as you do?

DVA: I don't. I am constantly looking behind my back. I have Lucifer on my back right now, and he took out Hell's Angels for the time being. Randle, I have tried to patch up the differences but they just dont have time to listen to someone who isn't totally on the right path. DarkMagic, I constantly hear Magic say he wants me in the ring. If this is true why did his sorry ass attack me from behind? I tell you what though, once me and The Defiant unleash our plan, Magic will get his.

*DVA looks at the camera.*

DVA: Magic you talk about ending careers. Mines not over yet!


Back to announce table

Hunt: Something is sure screwy going on with the production crew! My notes state that that interview was suppose to be shown early before the Tag Title match.

Fortune: I have to agree with you there,Alex.Someone needs to get to the bottom of this!

--EWO Intercontinental Title: Stuart "Touched By Greatness" vs. Christopher "CK" Karnage--
Fortune : Next up is is the Intercontinental Title match.The champion Chris Karnage was handed the belt last week by his mentor,Sincere,after they totally destroyed Reaper in the steel cage.

Hunt: Hey,that's what happens when you try to play mental chess with the master of mindgames,Sincere! This matchup coming up should be a major one.Staurt Randle,member of the new NEW AGE (c) against their rivals,Chris Karnage,member of Chaos Theory!

Karnage walks down the rampway to an enormous heel pop.With the I.C. belt slung over his shoulder,Karnage enters the ring by stepping over the top rope.Inside the ring he hands the belt to referee Paulie Newman,who inspects it and hands it to ring announcer,Herbert Torres.

Randle comes down the rampway next,as the fans reach out to slap hands with the up and coming superstar.

As Randle slides into the ring,Karnage goes for a quick attack,stompingaway on him.Karnage with an Irish whip,reverse by randle.Karnage comes off the ropes.Randle with a huge hip toss,taking down Karnage.Randle nails him in the face with an explosive standing dropkick.Karnage rolls out of the ring and calls for a timeout.

Fortune: What? There is no timeout in wrestling!

Hunt: There are for those who are down with the Dark Storm Rising and CHAOS THEORY (c)!!

Karnage tries to clear the cobwebs from his head while he is on the floor,but Randle doesn't wait.Randle brings the crowd to their feet as he runs to the ropes,hops onto the top rope and wipes out Karnage with a moonsault to the floor.

Fortune: Ohmigosh! What elevation by Stuart Randle!

Randle,with the fans behind him,lifts Karnage to his feet and rolls him back into the ring.Randle gets back in the ring and goes to lift Karnage to his feet,but Karnage lowblows Randle,which ref Newman fails to see.

Fortune: Come on!

Hunt: The birdie will chirp a little higher after that lowblow!

Karnage delivers several combinations of rights and lefts to Randle's head.As Karnage reels back for a "big" right hand,Randle grabs the right hand,twists behind Karnage,hooks both arms and then drops Karnage face first into the mat with a tomokaze DDT(Christian's Impaler/Unprettier).

Fortune: Whoa! What a counter!

Randle looks to the fans and climbs up to the top turnbuckle.Randle waits for Karnage to get to his feet.Randle takes off,going for a missile dropkick,but Karnage pulls Paulie Newman into harm's way.The ref gets nailed with Randle's missile dropkick.

Hunt: DQ Randle! He nailed the ref!

Fortune: It was Chris Karnage who pulled the ref into the way!

Hunt: Yeah yeah.Whatever. You live in your fantasy world.

Randle tries to revive the ref,as Karnage pulls out a pair of brass knuckles out of his pants and is ready to nail Randle with it.

Fortune: What is he doing with brass knuckles in his pants?!?

Hunt: Um,to impress the ladies?

Karnage sneaks up on Randle from behind.Randle turns around and Karnage swings.Randle ducks it,and delivers a kick to the midsection followed by a tiger driver.

Fortune: This should do it! But there is no ref to count!

The fans count to 10 and beyond,but without the ref,it doesn't matter.Suddenly...

Fortune: Look!

Hunt: It's Eddie Henchman!

Henchman gets in the ring and clothelines the hell out of Ranndle from behind.Henchman lifts Randle back up and drops him on his face with the Drunken State(pedigree).

Fortune: No! Eddie Henchman is assaulting Stuart Randle!

Hunt: Good! Can't stand those annoying NEW AGE (c) geeks!

With Randle laying on the mat and referee Paulie Newman still out,Karnage finally gets back to his feet.He smiles when he sees that Henchman has taken out Randle.Karnage and Henchman embrace in a hug.

Fortune: This is disgusting!

Henchman rolls out the ring as Karnage rolls Randle over for the cover.Newman recovers and makes the count,
1...2...

Fortune: Three! Karnage wins and retains the Intercontinental title!

Hunt: Dark Storm Rising,baby!

--Main Event: Sincere vs. Kage--
Fortune: This match has been in the making ever since these two came into the EWO.A collision course that has destined to happen!

Hunt: The professor of psychological warfare,Sincere,is going to whoop up on the Mister Big Stuff of EWO,Kage!

Sincere comes to the rampway flanked on both sides by Dark Storm Rising.Karnage is carrying a 2x4 wrapped with barbed wires,while Henchman has chainlinks draped around his neck.The crowd gives out the loudest hell pop of the night as they see CHAOS THEORY (c) making their way to the ring.

Fortune: I have a sick feeling going into this match!

Hunt: Well,after Sincere beats down Kage,you and he can go visit the same doctor! Hehee!

Inside the ring,Sincere perches himself on the top turnbuckle,while Karnage and Henchman stand posed looking toward the entranceway.

Sincere: (pulls out microphone from his pocket)The time has come for redemption! Kage,much like Davis,our paths have been destined to cross.You claim yourself to be the hero to these mindless cattle.Come and prove it to the Jade Dragon.Step into my lair!

Kage steps out the back with an enormous crowd.The fans begin the chant "Kage is champ".Kage stands at the entranceway and looks at crowd before speaking into microphone he is holding.

Kage: You think I'm stupid,Sincere?You think I'm just going to walk down there and let you and those idiots of yours whoop my @ss?! I think not!

Hunt: I guess we got ourselves a Mexican stand-off !

Sincere: Then I shall come to you!

Sincere jumps down to the arena floor,while Dark Storm Rising stands in the ring ready.Sincere walks half way up the rampway as Kage walks halfway down the rampway.Both stop about twelve feet from each other.

Kage: You see,Sincere,I'm not as dumb as Reaper.I'm not going to let you trick me into something.

Sincere: (smiling) You truly are among the endangered,Kage.

Sincere turns his back as Kage rushes him and delivers a double axe handle to Sincere's back.Sincere falls to the ground as Kage proceeds to put the boots to him.Inside the ring,Dark Storm Rising is looking on,not attempting to help their fallen comrade.

Hunt: What in the world is going on?Karnage and Henchman are just standing there watching as Sincere is getting the boots put to him!

Fortune: I guess,Dark Storm Rising isn't really down for the cause!

From the back runs Reaper,chair in hand,down the rampway.He gets to Kage still stomping on Sincere,who is uncharacteristically not fighting back.He pushes Kage to the side and raises the chair over his head,poised to strike the downed Sincere.

Hunt: What is Reaper doing out here?Guess he couldn't let that beatdown last week go unavenged!

Kage looks confused as he sees his number one enemy in front of him about to strike the number one heel in the EWO.

Fortune: Reaper is about to get him some and Kage is just looking on!

Reaper lets the chair swing downward but he slightly alters it and...

Fortune: Ohmigosh! Reaper has cracked Kage in the face with a chairshot!

Hunt: And here comes the troops!

At the sight of Reaper hitting Kage,Eddie Henchman and Chris Karnage jump out the ring and help Reaper attack Kage.Sincere gets to his feet and barks instructions.

Fortune: It was a setup by Sincere!

Hunt: The mastermind of mindgames,the professor of psychological warfare! Sincere and the CHAOS THEORY (c) has yet to fail us yet!

Henchman slides into the ring with Reaper as Karnage picks up the busted open Kage.Henchman throws the chain over the rope,still holding onto it.Karnage holds Kage as Reaper loops the chain around Kage's neck as Karnage let's Kage go.

Fortune: Ohmigosh! They're hanging Kage!

Sincere: You see,mighty Kage,as you hang from the tree of redemption the CHAOS THEORY (c) has been answered once again.Your enemy has aligned himself with me.In so doing,you must now contend with the power of the Theory.

Hunt: I just love it when a plan comes together,Kandi ! Who would have ever seen Reaper answer the call of the CHAOS THEORY?

Fortune: Someone needs to come out and stop these guys!

As if hearing the words of Kandi Fortune,running down the rampway is The Collective,Samuel Knight,Jason ArcAngel,and NATHANIEL "MR.ENTERTAINMENT" DAVIS!! The crowd explodes with celebration as the three men charge toward the ring.

Fortune: It's The Collective! All three of them keeping to help out Kage! I'm getting word that we are out of time here on Monday Massacre!

Hunt: No!! Not now!!

Fortune: Join us next Sunday at the Astrodome in Houston,Texas for the first ever EWO pay-per-view,Hell and High Water! We are out of time.

 

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---It’s gonna be smooth!---

[The camera does a close up on the face of "Smooth Operator" Billy Bond. He has oval sunglasses with square lenses on the bridge of his nose, and riases his eyebrow with a smirk. The camera pans back to show him in full tuxedo, with an attractive lady attached to his arm.]

Bond:
"A big hello to all you ugly people out there! So nice to see that a man that is as truly talented and amazingly handsome as me in this fed... oh yeah, that's me isn't it!
"A PPV for a debut, eh? The Smooth One versus Jordan Rashad? Hey! I can cope with that: I have no problem with the guy, but after I put him in the smooth operation, he'll sure have a problem with me!
"Hey Jordan, shake my hand at the start of the match; don't shake my hand at the start of the match, it's up to you. Either way, I'll offer it, and either way, your defeat... it's gonna be smooth!"

 

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---A mad Magic in a good way!---

Magic is being shown leaving as Crystal walks up to him. She calls his name and he turns aroud:

Crystal-" Sean ( Magics Real name ) why are you leaving? I thought you were going to wait for the autograph sesion to end.

Magic-" Autographs, for those ungrateful fans, ha. You have to be outa your mind. Besides, after that match for the tag-titles i dont feel like staying! Ive got better things to do, I have to go to HCW and do another match. I work hard at what I do and i do it good. One loss doesnt ruin my carrier, it just lets me learn from my mistakes.

Crystal-" Wow, your taking this very well! Iam surprized. After that sneek attack from DVA i was sure you would get mad.

Magic-" Who said i wasnt mad. I am very mad. Iam mad that he didnt do more to me. Like i said, I LOVE PAIN, GIVING IT AND RECIEVING IT! Iam from the darkside of hell remember, i live pain. Iam from the place where few people survive and i have survived. Crystal, you should know that. Its not liked you have ever wrestled before, you were six time womens champion, two time light-heavy weight, and youve been the Hardcore champion a few times also. It blows my mind that you dont wana wrestle, instead you wana manage me, you should do what you want.

Crystal-" I have been wrestling for a while now, I need to take it easy. I love managing you.

Magic-" well thats your decision. Now, DVA this is long from over. Like i said when you fight me give me your all, make me bleed. Next time in the ring you will be discharged and you will, BlackOut! DVA, you have yet to feel the pain. My time in EWO is just begining. Also the anouncerguy, Hunt, that called my match "boring", you will get more than bored when you are sitting in a hospital. Dont take it as a warning, take it as a threat!( Magic smiles and looks at Crystal)

Magic and Crystal get into his car and drive off.

 

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---Xtreme finally, next is tag titles!---

{{{Lucifer is shown celebrating with DVA and The Defiant in the back room. Lucifer is shown grinning and holds up his bottle of Captain Morgan’s spiced rum.}}}

Lucifer: This is to the beginning of a new era. Tonight I gained the Xtreme title, I threw Psycho straight to the Devils Lair. This is where I start my journey. I will challenge the “Angel’s” of this company. Whether they claim they come from above, or straight from Satan. When I’m done mangling each one of them, they will come to terms with the one that was thrown away from heaven. This my friends will be the year, no the decade of Lucifer. Now lets get back to the celebration!!!

((( The Defiant is spraying the wine given to them by EWO for the victory, and DVA is looking on in disgust.
The camera leaves the locker room and Lucifer slams the door.}}}

 

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---the title is mine (from Jordan Rashad)---

Snake= I have just caught up to ordan rashad lets go ask him sum questions. ordan what are to be seeking at this upcoming ppv
jordan= well snake what do you think that I am trying to seek? It is going to be the world title. I know that it will be hard to accomplish but I am ready for it.

 

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---Diablo! You dumbass!!---

**Fall'n Angel is sitting in his basement, with his band**
He stops turns to the camera, and starts to speak...
~f/a~ Diablo, you IDIOT! Now I look like a coward because you wanted to screw Defiant! Tell the EWO that I didn't tell you to screw him! Now you've f**ked my plan up! Now I look like a coward. I would have rather lost than had you screw Defiant! Now I have to fix what you f**ked up!
**The band starts to play then the ccamera fades**

 

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---DVA, don’t think this is over, it’s just beginning---

Magic is walking with Crystal out of the arena he was walking into last night. He seems to have a title over his sholder. He is smiling and looks into the camera:

Magic-" You people said I couldnt get a title! Well it looks like i got a nice big one on my sholder, its a.........What does that say Crystal?

Crystal-" Sean, you kid too much, its a USA championship......

Magic-"thats right, a USA championship. I work hard at what i do, unlike you DVA, all you can do is a lame sneek attack, you didnt even make me bleed. If you want to get revenge on me you could have at least done better! Look what I won right after you attacked me last night. I got myself a good title, now its time to get another one. I want one from EWO, the light-heavy weight championship will be mine after the PPV and then i will be know as a double title holder. I will have a title from two companies, EWO and HCW. DVA, i hope you last in the tournament so we could finish this, not like it will end after the ppv, but we could just end this chapter. See ya in da ring and...........

Crystal-" Sean, you need to stop with the warnings, you might..........

Magic-" Wait, warnings! Like i told Hunt, ITS NOT A WARNING ITS A THREAT. Like i said to Hunt about callin my match "boring", YOU WILL BE BORED IN THE HOSPITAL! Now, back to what i was saying. DVA, i will see ya in da ring and there will be blood spilt, and thats a promise. Either its gonna be me or you someones blood will stain the ring, but when its all over with, YOU WILL BE DISCHARGED AND YOU WILL, BLACK OUT! I WILL COME OUT ON TOP WITH MY HAND RAISED. I hope you make it to the final round in the tournament, see ya there.

Magic and Crystal get into the car as they drive away, the camera stays untill the car isnt visible.

 

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---Magic, where is your heart?---

{Eddie Henchman is watching file footage of Magic in his HCW USA title match.The match rewinds at certain parts and then plays foward at regular speed.Henchman is wearing cut-off jeans and a promotional EWO shirt which has Nathaniel "Mr.Entertainment" Davis on it.}

Henchman:

Magic,Magic,Magic!How fuckin' pathetic!You are so sidetracked with this gay attraction you have for that little punk Dan Van Alst that you pay no attention to your matches at hand.Maybe that is why you couldn't take it to those dumbass Heaven's Angels?

Are you afraid of a real fight,little boy?Is that why you want to threaten puny 115 pound commentators like Alexander Hunt?He was only telling it like it is,Fagic,I mean,Magic.The one match you've had in the EWO was boring as hell.Four punks in the ring putting on one boring ass match.Next time you want to fight tag team style,come check out Dark Storm Rising.

Sunday at the pav per view,Fagic.Oops,I did it again!Magic,Sunday at the pay per view,I'm going to find out where your heart is at,'cause I already know where you want to stick your penis.Up DVA's rectum,that's where!(laughs out loud)Anyway,the first round of the lightheavyweight tourney you will feel the first wave of the Dark Storm Rising.You say you like pain,well,stop stalking DVA and playing in some small time fed like HCW.

I await for our encounter in the ring that ONLY matters.That ring says EWO and come Sunday night,Hell and High Water,you will come to know that ring very well!

 

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---7’1” and 210 pounds…what a joke…---

{Chris "CK" Karnage is seen walking through wrestling gym,which has three regulation wrestling rings.In the rings are unsigned,developmental wrestlers performing bumps and rolls.
Karnage stops at one ring and watches several females training.He turns to the camera and begins to speak.}

Karnage:

Darkside,welcome to the inside of the ICW,Indepent Championship Wrestling.You see this is the breeding ground for the Extreme World Order.This is the place where you need to trade your spot on the roster of EWO with one of these women in training.

I mean,you are one skinny bastard!Maybe you should trade in your wrestling tights for a basketball jersey!I heard Shaq needs a backup center in LA.What kind of freak is 7 feet tall and ONLY weighs 210 pounds.One of my nuts weigh more than that!(cracks up laughing)

The idiots of the Executive Committee have booked you and me to go head up.Well,isn't that special.You want to be the first to bring your little crew championship gold.I'm here to tell you,skinny giant,that it isn't about to happen.Hell,look at what happen to Stuart Randle!That pathetic idiot failed to get the job done.The Intercontinental Championship is going to stay with Dark Storm Rising and CHAOS THEORY(c)!

Be prepared,Darkside,like Kage,you will be the next to "hang" from the tree of redemption.Come Hell and High Water!!

 

***

 

---Henchmen, where’s your brain. Wait, you don’t got one---

Magic just got word about Henchmens remark. Crystal walks up and gives him a big kiss and looks into the camera:

Crystal-" Henchmen, I believed you called my 'husband' a FAG? where the hell have you been, i think youve been spending to much time in the ring with, GUYS. Magic didnt do anything to you, why are you callin him...........

Magic-" Fagic, where the hell did you get that one from, Sincere? You have the nerve to even compare me to..........you? Ive got more than you will ever have. You're just jelouse that i could do way better than you in the ring without your friends helpin you out. You need to mind your business and stay out of mine. Ive got a match with DVA for the final round in the tournament, thats if he can make it. You are no threat to me, and your "dark" team is a discrace. You cant judge my team, we've only wrestled once, but yet i dont care! Iam goin for the L-heavy weight title not the puny tag-team titles. Ive got better things to do and i guess i could fit time on to my schedual for our match, besides you need to learn a lesson. Ill be the one standing over your worthless body before your "friends" come out to save you. They wont touch me, and if they even try they better make me bleed. That wouldnt be the end of that though, I got a suprize for them if they try anything. I would leave them behind, and if you decide to bring them to the ring, ill bring my crew with me and i will have them escort your "friends" out! I hope you have a great time being healthy because when I kick your a**, your health as you know it will be destroyed. You will learn the consequenses of messin with me and you will feel the pain!"

Crystal-" oh, henchmen, you are jelouse. You are jelouse that you cant get me.

Magic-" I wouldnt blame you, but she isnt your type, if you know what i mean. In our match you better not even think about touchin me in place where no men has and naver will go. ( he whispers to Crystal) Lets go and let Henchmen think of somthin to say in return.

He turns around as the two walk off together holding hands.

 

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---Pimp’s past??---

(The camers shows a dark figure walking down a dark alley and entering a large house across from the alley way. He then enters and the camera follows the man has he enters the house and follows the man into a darkroom with a t.v on with paused footage of Pimp on the screen, The man then plays this video in slow motion)

Man: remember this Pimp from when you where in the IWA do you?....... well i do?

(The man then fast forwards a little and shows a smallish man standing by a pick up truck)

Man: You remeber him to don't you Pimp?

(The man then lets the tape play on a little more and shows Pimp coming up to the smallish man he then pauses the tape once again)

Man: And i'm sure you will remeber this to cause hell he was your best friend damn it and what did you do to him? all because he spoke about knowing who your father is wasn't it?. You sadistic Monster you should be locked up and the key should be thrown away. But hey lets let everyone else decide for themselves shall we?

(The man the play the tape of Pimp beating up this man on his truck bonet and the tape is paused as Pimp uses the man like a battering ram against teh window and blood is squirtin everwhere)

 

***

 

---Upcoming PPV---

*The lights fade out as Break Stuff my Limp Bizkit plays over the PA. Strobe lights begin to flash everywhere and a shadow appears in the entry way. The lights come up and
T-Rex is standing on the ramp way with a mic.*

T-Rex: I look over the card for the upcoming PPV and see that its a good one but theres one key element missing in it. ME! I understand though I really do. I mean hell is I was half the people in the back I'd be scared of me to. I mean look at me. I'm 7'1 375lbs of pure bread bad @$$. Once anyone steps in that ring with me they'll understand why. Plays times over boys. Cya in the ring.

*Lights fade out*

 

***

 

---You got your match, Barney---

{The scene opens open to a black phone on a dark oak table.It rings...once...twice...and then a Black hand picks up the reciever.As the hand raises it upward the camera reveals that it is Stuart Randle.}

Randle : (talking into receiver}

"Touched By Greatness",wasup?(pause)You don't say.(pause again)T-Rex is that new guy that just joined that little crew,Darkside,right?(short pause)Yeah,I didn't have a match for the pay per view anyway.Cool,I'll wrestle him.(pause)Holla back.Peace.

{Randle hangs up the phone and walks to back as camera fades to black.}

 

***

 

---Magic, you can’t hang!---

{Enter into scene of studio where Eddie Henchman is sitting on barstool.There is a black backdrop with the letters "EWO" across it.}

Henchman : (looking irate)

Well,you idiots hurry the hell up! I have a busy schedule to keep and Sincere is waiting on me!!

crew hand : (scurrying around)

Right away,sir.We are about to get started.

Henchman : (looking at camera)

At this Sunday's pay per view,Hell and High Water,I will enter the lightheavyweight tourney and trample all the stupid asses that get in my way!

First on the Henchman's list is that queer known to all as Fagic,I mean,Magic.I caught a glimpse of your gay promo on EWO TV earlier today and I just wanna point out some things to you.

You say you are going to leave with the belt after you beat Dan Van Alst?Hmm,what the hell I want to know is how are you going to do that when that little punk,DVA,isn't even in the tournement?Attention to detail,flamer,attention to detail.

Next up,that hoe of a wife of yours.Biitch,please!!Why would I want that nickel bag hoecake?!She's been screwed more times than Nathaniel Davis by Sincere!!What you need to do is put a flea collar on that mutt before the local dogcatchers come and haul her ass off to the pound!

Magic,you want to bleed?Well,come the pay per view,your ass is really going to bleed.Bleed as much as when that hoe wife of yours,Crystal,is on her stanky period.

(looks at his watch)That's it.Interviews over!I got to go!

{Henchman gets up from chair and walks off the set as the scene closes.}

 

***

 

---Magic’s reply---

Magic walks down to a picture of Henchmen and throughs it on the floor, he picks up a peice of glass and cutts himself. He looks at a mirror staring at the cut.

Magic-" well you think your the man. Your words are bigger than your actions and your actions are as big as your paycheck, small and pathetic. You are nothin but an insecure sellout, you cant do a single thing but insult people, callin their wifes sluts and them fags? Who the hell do you think you are, you are nothing to me, just another bug to be squashed. I have had enough, by hell and high water you will be another person that has been taken out by me and another thing, Crystal has nothin to do with this ok. You leave her outa this, your just jelouse that i didnt get a paid woman or my mom, unlike you. ( occ- hey dont go callin crystal that stuff, she is a real person and my real girlfriend. She doesnt like to be called a slut) I hope you dont go cryin to your mommy when i break you into peices your mom would be to busy laughin and then when you try cryin to your daddy, he would be cryin too, from laughin to much. Ha, you better think and think hard becuse when you get into the ring with me i will look like a heavy-wieght compared to you. Thats is all for now, you will be paralized and blacked out. If Your Friends deside to interfere they will be nothin but a problem for you. I will make sure that they will watch every minute of your sorry ass beatin to the groud. See ya in da ring. You better call an ambulence before time so they could rescue you before you are lying in the middle of the ring, burried in your own grave."

Magic takes his hand off the cut. The cut is gone and he smiles.

 

***

 

---It’s time for the Angels to meet their Daddy!!!---

{{{Lucifer is seen at a church. He is standing at the alter in a black trenchcoat and a black bandana. He stares at the candle light refecting off the crucifix.}}}

Lucifer: So this is where everyone is forgiven. Is that the truth? Even through all the pain that I've had in my life, a prayer has never seemed to ease my emotion. I see that now things may be coming together, day by day, I grow more powerful. Is this really with your help.

*Lucifer has an enraged look on his face and starts to scream.*

Lucifer: IF THIS IS MY GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS WORLD AGAINST ME?

*Lucifer calms and turns around.*

Lucifer: Oh, well, while you're here...I am getting angry. I have a match against two of the most self revolving teams in this coompany. They fail to notice the power of Reflective Beauty. I have stepped in the ring three times, and three times I have had my opponent carried off in an ambulance. Hell's Angels, you are a bit angry with me. Well, you both have been shown the side of evil you never should have crossed.
Heaven's Angels, you make me think of the side God spent to much time on. You seem to fit the description as an Angel.... you all do your masters dirty work!

* Lucifer looks to the cross, then looks away. An old man grabs his shoulder. Lucifer turns around and throws him into the crucifix hanging above him.*

Lucifer: DON'T EVER TRY TO TOUCH ME AGAIN!!!!

{{{ Lucifer walks out of the church while many members of the church help the old man.}}}

 

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---Come Hell & High Water---

(Reaper is walking down the hallway backstage, then Snake catches up to him.)

SNAKE: Reaper, Reaper...could I have a moment with you?

REAPER: (stopping) What the hell do you want?

SNAKE: I just wanted to ask you a few questions.

REAPER: Hurry up! I'm late for my feeding.

SNAKE:I wanted to ask you...what do you expect out of Kage at the PPV, considering he's injured?

REAPER: What do I expect out of him? I expect that after I rip him apart from head to toe, he will kneel on his bloody knees and beg for mercy, which will not be granted.

SNAKE: Well...that was, interesting. Thank you for your time Reaper.

(Reaper walks off as Snake gives a weird expression as he walks off.)

 

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---Randle---

The lights fade out as Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Strobe lights begin to surround the arenea as a voice begins to speak out of the darkness.*

Voice: Randle you must be crazy. Challanging me to a match at the PPV.

*The lights come up and T-Rex is standing in the audience.*

T-Rex: You must have a death wish is my only thought when it comes to you. You see once you step in that ring theres no turning back. Once your ass walks through those ropes you will face Extinction. After I whip your ass in the middle of the ring 1, 2, 3 you will be sorry you challanged me. Tell you what big man. Since this is the first PPV for EWO lets make this match interesting. If you got the guts. Lets have that match in a steel cage filled with weapons! If you got the guts to face me in a steel cage match at the PPV then your dumber than these fans out here. Cya at the PPV son.

*The lights fade out*

 

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---Salvation---

{The scene enters into Jason ArcAngel sitting at his desk in his office.ArcAngel is sporting a light blue shirt with a dark blue tie which matches his suspenders.Like always when he is dealing with business outside of wrestling,ArcAngel has his round wired framed glasses on.
The door opens and ArcAngel looks up,surpised at the intrusion.}

ArcAngel :

Who let you in here?

voice : (heard offscreen)

Well,there was no one at the desk and I was instructed to find one or all of The Collective and get an interview.Is it all right if I come in,Mr.ArcAngel?

ArcAngel : (taking off his glasses and placing them on his desk)

Well,you're in now.So should I just ramble on about the match at Hell and High Water?

voice :

Whatever like,sir.As long as I get it all on tape!

ArcAngel :

It seems that the Front Office of EWO have put together an interesting matchup for the tag team title.It seems that Hell's Angel will go up against my partner and me.Now the interesting part comes from SuisYde member Lucifer being added to the mix.One lone man against four individuals.Now that is interesting!

Of course,all it takes to win is to pin someone from the other team,it won't be necassary to pin Knight or myself.That being the case,Heaven's Angel will definitely have to be on top of their game on Sunday night.

Hell's Angels,Crow and Goliath,when you first stepped into the EWO you tried to make an impression on the tag division by attacking us the night we won the titles.Then,last Thursday Thriller,we were mysteriously attacked by unknown assailants.Now I can't say that it was you two,but I wouldn't put it past you two.So,at the pay per view,Crow and Goliath,you wil get your chance to prove which Angels are the greater team in the EWO.

Lucifer,I have heard you now have your sights on the tag team title?The Extreme title is not enough for you?I suppose that is the way of those like yourself.You see,Lucifer,you live for titles,instead of allowing te titles to live for you.The obsession of gaining these titles wil drive you mad.If it is the belt you want,then know that Heaven's Angels will defend them,but we will not risk our lives,careers for them.

You pride yourself on this dark evil way of biblical porportion.That you are THE angel which was cast from the heavens!!Trust me,Lucifer,I know better.I'll fill you in on a little known fact about me.I was a priest of the Catholic faith.Years upon years I studied the "Good Book" and I know that you have not been forsaken.Open the eyes of your heart,young one.Salvation can still be yours,Lucifer.The time isn't too late.

(puts glasses back on,smiles)Okay.I think I have said quite enough.If you would excuse me now,I have alot of work that needs to be completed.

voice :

No problem,Mr.ArcAngel.Thank you so much and sorry for bothering you.

{The scene fades with ArcAngel sitting at his desk looking over paperwork.}

 

***

 

---Diablo! You will pay---

{{Fall'n Angel is kneeling at an ~alter~ he looks at the camera. starts to speak...}}
~f/a~Diablo you stupid M***** F*****, you've ruined my whole plan. Now thanx to you I look like a coward because you had to screw Defiant over! Now I have to rebuild my plan! I challenge you to a Mosh Pit Match! IN THIS TYPE OF MATCH, WE WILL GET ABOUT 100 LOUD-MOUTH ROCK FANS, PUT THEM IN A BIG GROUP, AND PUT US RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. THEN WE ARE GONNA TELL THEM TO GO CRAZY! FIRST ONE TO GET PINNED LOSES, AND THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE, YOU CAN'T BE A PANZY TO FIGHT THIS MATCH! WEAPONS ARE ALLOWED, AND YOU CAN DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT, THERE WILL BE ALL SORTS OF WEAPONS, LADDERS, TABLES, CHAIRS, etc... DO YOU ACCEPT? OH BY THE WAY IT'S ON A CONCRETE FLOOR!
{{camera fades...}}

 

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EWO EXPOSED 19 April 2001

 

{ Snake and Gomez are sitting in front of an EWO backdrop. They signal to the camera that they are ready to begin the show.}

Gomez: Hello and welcome to EWO Exposed! Tonight we will recap what happened after Massacre went off the air. We will have clips of Davis, Sincere, and many other superstars. We will close with an interview with both Reaper and Kage in the same building!

Snake : I can't wait to see that one! Think of the sparks that are gonna fly!

Gomez: This Monday on Massacre we witnessed Kage being beaten by Chaos Theory. We went off the air but the cameras continued to roll, here's the footage!

{{shows footage}}

Fortune: The war is about to go down right here and now!

Hunt: Get them,Theory!

Samuel Knight is the first to reach the bottom as he Lou Thesz presses Karnage to the arena floor,punching away at the big man.Sincere turns around and gets clotheslined by Jason ArcAngel,who continues on and slides into the ring and spears Eddie Henchman,who let's go of the dangling Kage.As Kage hits the arena floor,Davis gets in the ring ,turns Reaper around and delivers the Sold Out(superkick) to his chin.

Fortune: The new NEW AGE (c) has cleared the ring of their mortal enemies! Way to go,Collective!

Hunt: Damn! These goody-goodies are always putting their noses in someone else business!

All the Theory has recuperated and now standing on the rampway,walking backward,pointing at The Collective in the ring.Knight is supporting Kage up.Davis calls for a microphone and one is quickly thrown up to the ring.

Davis: (catching mic) How ya doin',Sincere? Surprised to see me back so soon,huh? Well,how did the new Vice-Prez put it?I'm the franchise player around here in the EWO.Well,the franchise is puttin' you on notice,Jade Dragon.At the pay-per-view,Hell and High Water,in the Astrodome in Houston,Texas,you and me will finish this,once and for all ! A grudge match to end all this pity nonsense.The last time.The match to end all matches!

The crowd roars with glee at the announcement by their wrestling hero.

Sincere: Indeed,I am very much surprised to see your return,old friend! You come back with ferocity and vigor;challenging the Jade Dragon to battle for the last time.You know that I will not refuse you,Davis.We will meet at Hell and High Water,but know that our war is far from over.We,old friend,have just begun anew.For we are bonded by FOREVER!!

CHAOS THEORY (c) turns and walks up the rampway and disappears to the backstage area.Davis drops the mic and checks on the bleeding Kage,as Knight lays him to the mat.EMTs scurry down the rampway and make their way into the ring.

Fortune: Alex,what in the hell did Sincere mean by being bonded by Forever?

Hunt: Like I know what that means,Kandi.It's safe to say that that Sincere isn't going into the pay per view without a master plan!

Fortune: Hell and High Water is going to be a heated affair.We already have the first confirmed match for the pay per view and expect it to be nothing but a war!

Hunt: Hey,what's going with the EWO-tron?

The EWO-tron fuzzes with static for a moment until the scene of Vice-President and Director of Wrestling Affairs,Tate Edmonson is seen laying on the ground in the hallway of the backstage area.His forehead is bleeding profusely,his jacket is off,and his shirt is torn.

Fortune: Ohmigosh ! Vice-Prez Edmonson has been laid out in the backstage area! Who in the hell could have done something so despicable?

Hunt: Darkside did say the Vice-Prez was going to get his before the end of the night! Then again,Pimp Bizkit was kind of pissed off early! Who knows around here lately.?! This has been one crazy night!

{camera fades}

[Smooth Operator is sat on a chaise longe, with two beautiful women feeding him grapes]

Smooth:
"Hey babe, I just love your fruit and it's juice!"

[The blonde giggles]

Blonde (obviously infatuated):
"Oh Smooth! You can have all the juice I have!" (She had tried to be seductive, but only came across as desperate)

Smooth:
"There's only enough of the Smooth Operator to see every girl once...

[Suddenly he notices the camera]

Smooth:
"Hey! What the hell are you doing in my dressing room!"

[ He stands up and strides towards the camera with a look of murder on his face, but suddenly his face changes to that of a smirk. If this were a cartoon, a light bulb would have appeared above his head]

<SLAP>
[Smooth smacks the cameraman across the back of the head]

Smooth:
"That's for interloping in my dressing room chump! But while you're here, you can film me while I say what I wanna say!
"Hey Rashad! What's up with you? No threats? No snide remarks? No false claims? Are you a wrestler or a mouse? Pah! I expected something from you at least! Well, all I can think is that you have realised just how smooth my victory is going to be over you, and you're dumbstruck!

[There is a brief pause, and the cameraman goes to switch off his camera]

Smooth:
"What are you doing, chump?"

<SLAP>

"I aint finished yet! I need a word with Mr Bizkit as well! Hey Pimp! I like your style, and I luuuurve your ladies! You seem like my kinda guy, and your ladies seem like my kinda ladies! How's about you and me get together for a beer and some fanny sometime?"

[Another pause, and Smooth regards the cameraman who does nothing]

Smooth:
"Hey chump! You're learning! I have one last thing to say..."

[He gestures to the two ladies, who join him. He pulls his oval glasses with square lenses down the bridge of his nose, and puts his arms around the two ladies. He smirks and raises an eyebrow]

Smooth:
"It's all gonna be smooth!"

[Fade to black]

{back to show}

Gomez: Makes you wonder who the culprit is? I mean who had the motive to beat up our Vice-Prez? And can you imagine the match Sunday?

Snake: Who cares who the culprit is? I mean Tate probably fell over when he was tieing his shoe! haha!

Gomez: Well thats fine and dandy that you think that way.

Snake: Haha! Well anyways, this sunday we will crown a lightweight champ. The Defiant sent in this segment for us to air.

{shows segment}

{{{ The Defiant is sitting in an empty arena. He has a mic in one hand and a Mountain Dew in the other.}}}

The Defiant: As I sit here and gaze at the ring that I will be competing in in just a few short days, I can't help but think about how many times I have failed in my everlasting battle to become a lightweight champion.
It seems that over the course of my career I have been overshadowed by my talented counter-parts. I come out to this arena when no one is here, and ponder on the very fact that I have never been successful in capturing gold in my career.

* The Defiant pulls out a can of spray-paint.*

The Defiant: For far to long I have used these games to get where I needed to be. It seems that every time I would get close enough to the title I would fall short.

*The Defiant takes a gulp of his beverage.*

The Defiant: I start off this tournament against a man that I will not take lightly. He took me out in a matter of seconds before, now I just need to be prepared for him. This time though, I will not fall from the grasp of my destiny. I will extend my arms and grasp the very dim glimmer that sparks all of my emotion. This time I will end up on the top of the litter.

{{{ The camera fades out .}}}

Gomez: Strong words from The Defiant. He has potential for stardom here in the EWO.

Snake: I think he'll get dropped in the first round. I saw Crow take him out in a matter of seconds.

Gomez: Anyways, we have a show to air, and up next is our live broadcast from Davis's home.

Snake: Great, here come the "values"!

{cuts to Davis's home}

{The scene enters into backyard of what appears to be Nathaniel
"Mr.Entertainment" Davis' house.All four members of the new NEW AGE (c) are
in the fenced in backyard.Davis wearing a white t-shirt and khaki shorts is
standing near a barbeque grill cooking.Throwing a Nerf football back and
forth are Stuart "Touched By Greatness" Randle and Davis' son,Stephon.Sitting
in lawn chairs are Jason ArcAngel,wearing black slacks and a white collar
shirt,and Davis' wife,Tameka,who is wearing a colorful sundress.From the back
door walks Samuel Knight,dressed in blue jeans and a Heaven's Angel
promotional shirt,drinking a bottle of beer and carrying two extra bottles in
his hand.
The atmosphere is very jovial and upbeat,considering what is about to go
down in three days and what took place at Monday Massacre.}

Davis : (looking up at sky)

We haven't had weather like this in a long time.It almost feels like
summertime here in Colorado!

Knight : (sitting in empty chair next to Tameka)

For real,Nate.Weather like this makes me think of our stint in GZW.All the
outdoor matches we had back then.(takes a gulp of beer)

Tameka : (smiling)

Everytime you guys get together,that's all you talk about.The GZW is dead and
it's time for yall to realize that!

ArcAngel :

It's not that,Tameka.We had so many fond memories together and they all come
from being in the GZW together.I don't think we could forget about the GZW if
we tried.

Davis : (flipping burger on grill)

I have to agree with you there,Jay.Even through all the bull we put up with
there,it is so hard to forget the good times we had.

Tameka :

Well,you guys represent the Extreme World Order now.No more talk of GZW!
Hearing about GZW makes me think of that bitch Melissa Anthony.(All three men
moan at the mention of the name)Yeah,that name should make your stomaches
hurt.If it wasn't for her trying to be better than her father,The NEW AGE(c)
would still be together and the GZW would probably still be open!

Davis :

Scrapper,Jay,my baby does have a point!

Randle : (throwing ball back to Stephon and then walk near them)

It seems no matter how far you come,everything comes full circle.Look at all
the bullshit with Sincere and his THEORY! It seems no matter how far you
go,Nate Dawg,that bastard is always gonna be there.

Davis : Well,I've come to live with that,though,Stuart.Sincere is the type
who feels that he can't achieve anythin' on his own.Everythin' he has
accomplished in his career since our battle has started has been at the
expense of me and anyone else who has sided with me.

Come the pay per view and this grudge match scheduled,this incessant fightin'
will finally come to an end.Once and for all,win,lose or draw,the fued
between Sincere and me will be over.

Knight : (laughing out loud,as he pops the top of another beer)

Nate,get real,man! You're talking about Sincere!!This is a man that is
obsessed with the destruction of you and everything you stand for.Have you
forgot the time that he kidnapped you son?!Sincere will never let this fued
end!

ArcAngel :

I would have to agree with Knight,Davis.Sincere accepted the match way too
easy.You know he has something planned.

Davis : (Tameka gets up and walks behind him,embracing him)

I know as well as the two of you know that Sincere is a connivin' evil
man,but this is the only way I see to end this.We just have to be prepared
for anythin' and when it comes to the CHAOS THEORY(c) anythin' could happen!!

Enough about Sincere,Scrapper,Jay,you guys have a big tag team defense
against Hell's Angel and against Lucifer.What about Hell's Angels?You know
they have had it in for yall ever since they walked through the EWO doors!

Knight : (looks at ArcAngel,then back to Davis)

We 're going to take this match like any other match,Nate.I think Crow and
Goliath are going to be more worried about getting revenge on Lucifer than
worried about us.Not like we are going to just sit back and let them gang up
on one man,but Lucifer will get what he deserves.

ArcAngel :

I agree.Those SuisYde really put a number on Hell's Angel and they deserve
all the punishment they receive from Crow and Goliath,but Knight and I just
won't watch a man get double-teamed,no matter who it is.

Tameka :

Things are happening so fast lately.I think you guys really need a rest!

{All four men look at her with a confused look on their faces}

new NEW AGE : (in unison)

RIGHT!!!

{The scene closes with all of them laughing.}

{cuts to broadcast}

Snake: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Gomez: That is the icon of our company you know!

Snake: Yeah, is that right? Well I got Sincere to take a camera of his own back home. Techs!

{cuts to scene}

{The camera zooms into a naked Sincere in the middle of empty room.He is sitting in lotus position,staring at camera.}

Sincere :

What is this all about?A show to "expose" the lives of EWO wrestlers?!That is very interesting concept.So you come to seek the past of the Jade Dragon.I am afraid that will not be possible.Fore you see that I am not Davis.I do not live to appease the mindless cattle that many wrestlers call fans.I live for one thing and one thing only--the destruction of Nathaniel Davis and everything which he holds dear!!

Davis,when we finally meet once again in that ring after nearly two years know that your rival will spare no quarter.I will unleash the entire fury with is the Jade Dragon and finally lay the Franchise to rest.No longer will you be able to entertain the mindless cattle,no longer will you be able to save the honor of the federation.I will destroy you,mind and body,old friend.

Each and everyday the Theory is being answered.Eddie SixPack has seen the folly of his past ways and has joined.After being reduced to nothing,Reaper came back to the altar of redemption and cast his lot with me.Who will be next to hear the call?To take that one step toward ultimate victory?

Kage,you pose yourself as the man to be in this organization,yet,you were the first to hang from the tree of redemption.It is not to late to allow your spirit to venture to our side,the only side.It will be too late when my Chaos brethren,Reaper,meets you in that squared circle and you are placed on the endangered species list.Think of your options,Kage,before you end up like Davis.Lost in a sea of confusion.

Darkside,you pride yourself on being a creature of the evil ways.True you may be a creature of the darkside,but I am the master.Once you see that I am the conduit from which all evil flows,you too will beckon to the call of the Theory.For now,though,I will continue to allow you to amass your small pathetic army of foot soldiers of the night.The time will come when they,like you,will be put to the test of these evil ways you think you know.Prepare yourself,Darkside,to be buried alive by Karnage on Sunday.

The lightheavyweight contest will be nothing but a showcase for me as the greatest lightheavyweight in wrestling,Eddie Henchman,will prove to all those involved why he is.Dark Storm Rising will sweep through this farce of a competition and emerge victorious above all others.

Hell and High Water will prove to be the night of CHAOS.All those that stand against us will only be able to question the THEORY.The pay per view will FOREVER be emblazed in the minds of the defeated.

(smiling devilishly as camera zooms out and fades away.}

{cuts to commercial}

Snake: What a mastermind! I think he has a plan for every match Chaos Theory is even involved in!

Gomez: I really hate that guy!

Snake: Well you better grow to like him.

Gomez: On a lighter note Pimp Bizkit has sent us a video!

Snake: Why are you changing the subject?!

Gomez: ROLL IT!

{plays video}

(Deep voice comes in and says)

Pimp is a respected man who has always gained it by his fighting knowledge and in some cases by beating it into them

He is young talented wrestler who has the ability to defeat monster like men and has done so in the past and will continue to beat the 7 foot giants who underestimate him.

But most importantly he is a man who like all of us enjoys his women waaaaaaaaay too much.

(Clips of differnet women begin to be shown)

(blonde big breasted woman appears on the screen)

Voice: She was 21 years old when Pimp got his way with her, He was only 16 at the time but old looks managed to persuade her into his bed.

(Red headed woman with a very nice curved body appears on the screen)

Mandy was the same age as Pimp but he got his way with her to. She was a virgin at the time but hell now shes a village bycical where everybody is having a ride, thanx to the Pimp.

But then Pimp got borred of his English women (after another five a quickly flicked on the scren) he went global!!

(CHINESE WOMAN IS SHOWN)
(INDIAN WOMAN IS SHOWN)
(FRENCH WOMAN SHOWN)
(SPANISH WOMAN SHOWN)
(IRISH WOMAN SHOWM)

but then Pimp got bored of this to and decided to have some groups

(2 JAPANESE WOMEN SHOWN)
(3 AUSTALIAN WOMEN SHOWN)
(4 SCANDINAVIAN WOMEN SHOWN)

but now Pimp is growing tired of these women and now he has decided to take the wrestling World by storm and has begun successfully by Pimping many of the other Wrestlers women simply becuase he feels hes the only man alive who deserves to have women!!! HE WILL SHOW THIS TO THE WRESTLING WORLD AND SAYS THAT LIKE ALL THE OTHER WRESTLERS HE HAS FOUGHT IN THE PAST THEY WILL PLAYED-A-LIVE

{cuts back to Snake}

Snake: Oh my god!

Gomez: He certainly has a way with the ladies but how about in the ring? I guess we'll find out this Sunday.

Snake: I've just gotten word Magic has sent us a clip.

{cuts to clip}


Magic enters a room with Weston Bentley, the interviewer, sitting down. He looks up at Magic and shakes his hand.

Weston-" Well Magic you are new to EWO and have made a pretty good break. How do you plan to make it better?"

Magic-" Make it better, what do you want me to hit myself with a sledgehammer again? I think you have known me longer than this, come on. You know that I am new to EWO but not to the sport. I have been doin this for a while now and i still dont get the respect i deserve, this counts for the fans too. I have almost brought myself to the verge of death just to entertain you people, but you still boo me when i come out. I love that though, the fans love to hate me."

Weston-" What are your plans for your future in EWO?"

Magic-" My plans for EWO, thats a hard question. I would have to say that i would first gain a title and then destroy anybody that wants to take it from me. I'm not saying i am the best in wrestling I'm just sayin iam one of them. I dont take crap from anybody and if they got a problem with me then they better speak now or keep your health. Just like DVA, he was somehow taken out of the tournament and i didnt know about it? Well i dont care because i am going to win the light-heavy weight championship anyway."

Weston-" So, do you think that if you win the..........."

Magic-" If!? I will win!"

Weston-" sorry, but when you do, do you think you are going to dominate the whole light-heavy weight devision?"

Magic-" Think, i know i will. I will be like a blender, taking out everything in its path. I will be one of the best wrestler EWO has ever known, i will go down in th EWO history book."

Weston-" What about this other company you are in, HCW. Do you think this is interfering with your EWO carrier?"

Magic-" Hell no! Look, i have been here for what a week and a half now. I already got a title shot and i got the person i wanted, even though he got me back and i lost the title match. But now iam looking forward, i never look back, what happend in the past is over with. I cant change the past so i just let it go. I dont care if i get screwed out of a title shot, there are plenty more to come."

Weston-" So, you said you are forming a group, is this true?"

Magic-" Yeah. I think this is going to be a big suprize to everybody when they find out who is joining. I think this new group will change the face of EWO forever. We will dominate and we will suceed. Our goal is two things, get the gold and destroy people."

Weston-" Wow, its seems like you have evrything planned out. Things might not go as planned though, what would you do then?"

Magic-" Well, i will move on! If somthing goes wrong, I will learn from what happend. You learn from your mistakes, you fix them then get on with your life. I plan on everything going exactly to plan though."

Weston-" Ok. I've got one more question, you talk about the "Darkside of hell". Is this your past, is this your nightmare, where did it come from?"

magic-" Where did it come from, I thought the "hell" part explained it. Well, the Darkside of hell is my home. This is the place where I have lived my whole life. I was taught to live off of pain there, i learned how to wrestle the hard way. I was taught, not only to give pain but to recieve it. I learned that when people hurt you that you should like it. I was raised around pain, its nothing new to me, i love it. If anybody wants to intrude my world, you better hope that you atleast come out alive!"

Weston-" Ok? This interveiw went from normal to psyco."

Magic-" Thats what iam, psyco. Iam one of the forsaken. When you are like me, its best to join me."

Magic looks at him and walks right out of the room befor he could say anything else.

{back to Gomez}

Gomez: Magic seems set on that title. He went a bit crazy after awhile though.

Snake: Well Weston got on his nerves. He's pissing me off too!

Gomez: well Snake, alot of people hate you too!

Snake pretending not to have heard Gomez) And now the interview we've all been waiting for...Kage and Reaper, face to face, I love it!

{cuts to interview}

{{{Weston is waiting patiently when Kage makes an entrance. He shakes Wes's hand and sits down. Reaper slams the door and hops into his chair.}}

Weston: How are you both tonight?

Reaper: {{mumbles}}
Kage: Feeling a bit in pain, but I'm ok.

Weston:What is your relationship with New Age?

Kage: Relationship? I'm a loner. I have no intention of having any kind of "Relationship." In fact, my relationship with them is not good. I didn't need them last Monday, I can handle myself.

Reaper: Ha! You think you are capable of taking on the world don't you.

* Kage gives Reaper a hateful look.*


Wes: But weren't you getting beaten up by several people?

Kage: That's not the point. And what are you trying to get at? Are you making fun of the fact that they had the upper hand TEMPORARILY?

Wes: No. I was just implying the obvious.

Kage: What was obvious was that I had them in the palm of my hand, just none of you realized it.


Weston: Reaper, we all know where your heart lies in this company. Why did you choose a path with Sincere?

Reaper: Well Wes...that is none of your damn business! I will tell you this though, the time was right, Sincere is a mastermind, and with him behind me I will rise as the World Heavyweight champion!

Weston: But don't you think Sincere will be looking out for that title himself?

Reaper: Are you implying that Sincere is gonna stab me in the back?!!? I think you need to watch your mouth!

Weston: Just doing my job man!

Reaper: Well you better do it better, or else you'll look like Kage after Hell and High Water!

Wes: Kage,Do you see a match with Sincere in the near future?

Kage: Hell yeah I see a match between us in the future. In fact, considering the raw hate I have for him, it could happen sooner than anyone thinks.

Reaper: Haha! You are smarter than I thought Kage.

*Reaper gives a twisted grin to Kage, who returns with a frown.*

Weston o you expect any foul play involved in your match?

Kage: Actually, yes. I'm damn sure there will be some kind of foul play to go on during the match. There's going to be without a doubt.

Reaper: You are quite wise Kage.

*Kage gets red with anger.*

Reaper: After that attack you probably have had some sense knocked into that brain of yours.

Weston: How is your condition from the vicious attack on Monday?

Kage: I've got a broken rib, and some torn ligaments. But overall, I'll be ready for the match on Sunday. And Reaper...I guarantee that you WILL get the ass-kicking of your life!

Reaper: You think so? Well come HELL AND HIGH WATER I will leave champ on Sunday!

*Reaper stands up, followed by Kage.*

Reaper: And that attack on Monday was a mere taste of what to expect on Sunday!

* Reaper leaves and the camera zooms in on an angered Kage.*

Kage: Reaper...Sunday, we will find out who really is the smart one!
{end of segment)

Gomez: WOW! I can't wait for this Sunday.

Snake: We will crown a lightweight champion. The Tag titles are up, when Heaven's Angels, Hell's Angels, and Lucifer, square off in the ring.

Gomez: We will see Pimp Bizkit vs. Dominator. A career match, The Undertaker vs. The Falcon. Loser leaves EWO.

Snake: In a buried alive match we will see the IC title up for grabs with Darkside vs. Chris Karnage.
Jordan Rashad faces off with "Smooth Operator" Billy Bond. Kage and Reaper face off for the world title...

Gomez: And Davis and Sincere finally end their long lasting fued with a grudge match.

Snake: So call your cable company or satellite provider and order Hell and High Water!

{end of Show}

 

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---Bonded by FOREVER---

{The camera cuts in on Sincere who is totally naked in the empty room of the abandoned warehouse which he calls home.He is upside down on his hands doing pushups,sweat dripping onto the floor from his body.}

Sincere: (not looking at camera, continuing with his pushups)

Forever is an infinitive notion.Forever is boundless time.Forever is what I call the hatred that was borne unto me for the man known as Nathaniel Davis!Nathaniel,you feel that our war will end this Sunday at this pay per view in a Grudge Match?Never that,old friend,never that.

You know that I will not come into this match without a scheme,an ultimate plan.How does that idiot commentator,Alexander Hunt,say,"the professor of psychology,the mastermind of mindgames"?Yes,Nathaniel,I will be all those names that Hunt describes me as.So let it be no surprise to you or the mindless cattle that the Jade Dragon will indeed have a plan!

{He still is doing his unorthodox style of pushups.}

Nathaniel,I remember there was a time when you and I were the closes of friends,nothing could diminish the light that was Davis and Sincere.Something did extinguish that light,Nathaniel.What was it that ended our FOREVER?Think long and hard,Mr.Entertainment.When you remember,just know that we are bonded by FOREVER!!


{The camera cuts out leaving the image of Sincere doing his upside down pushups.}

 

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---PPV’s where the first opponent is gunna get Played---

(The camerea is focused on a T.V watching the match that Dominator was in, in a past Monday Massacre)

Pimp: I have been studying this tape with Dominator on it and when i watched it I laughed cause Dominator couldn't last 2 minutes with that waster. HAHAHAHAHA if he can't last 2 minutes with him how in the hell does he expect to beat me at Hell and High water, I have no idea what so ever what is going through his mind because obviously a man that size has potential but he doesn't seem to be able to produce one simple wrestling manuever.

There are a few things though that we have in common you are infacta well known heel, and you hell many people are scared of you but thats because of your damn size. People are scared of me because they have wrestled me and actually witnessed me whoping there ass. Now your music is what is really giving me a headache im sick to death of wrestlers thinking there so great coming out to Limp Bizkit music, can't you all see that he has ripped my name off. As soon as that music hits and you enter the ring at the PPV I will be in a rage and you will have change your theme music or be played by the greatest player again!!

Anyway enough with that I want to know who in the hell is this guy that has video footage of when I was in the IWA? yeah i beat the hell out of my old best mate simply because he said he knows who my father is. Thats because he's a liar nobody knows who my father is NOBODY i tell you. I don't know who he is and neither does my mum, my sister or anybody else. The simple fact of this matter is that I've never had a father and why in the hell would I want, or need one now. He walked out on me and my family before I was born and im expected to welcome news of him with open arms. Well that isn't going to happen, and if he try to become part of my life now im famous he will also be Played-A-Live like everybody else who wants to try and cross the Pimp. The way I see it is that my sister and her boyfriend were my family as a child even my mother didn't want to know who I was and I was left to be raised by my sister. I still haven't forgiven my mother for abandoning me when I was 6 years old and leaving me to grow with my sister what makes anybody think I will forgive my Dad?

If he really does exist and wants to come find me he can do so but hell as soon as he does im going to whop his ass for abandoning me and he will also know that he has been Played-A-Live!!!

 

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---The Obscene Teen will strike Sunday---

{{{ The Defiant is shown in a training wrestling ring.
He is facing a masked wrestler who looks to be putting up a challenge. The masked wrestler gets to the top and attempts a form of head-scissors take down, but The Defiant reverses the maneuver with an inverted piledriver. He gets up along with the masked man and snaps him in an arm-wrench. He then runs up the turnbuckle, and connects with a crashing dd. The Defiant gets up and works out some of his kinks. He motions to the camera to come over to him.}}}

The Defiant breathing methodically) What you just witnessed was a breaking move I would prefer to call
the monkey-wrench DDT. You see I am tired of seeing these lightweights who use a hurricanrana once in a while and jump around the ring. I will use my Lucha-Libre background in the upcoming match, and combine it with my own innovative style. The Crow got the best of me once, but tomorrow night I will even the score.

Diablo, I hope your ability to swing chairs is as good as your wrestling ability. Diablo, when I reach that semi-final round I want you in the ring with me. You have yet to feel the everlasting impact that Pure Defiance can have on a poor man like yourself. Don't bother bringing that chair though, If you do....I might let you come to terms with some friends of mine.

* The masked wrestler is still rolling on the mat.*

The Defiant: Magic, you may have taken out DVA with that sneak attack, but I don't play that way. I am aware of my surroundings, especially your allies in The Forsaken. If I meet you somewhere in this bracket, I will make sure those little friends of yours don't interfere with our contest.
Fall'n Angel...well we both know who is the more intelligent wrestler, and we know who should've won that match. Stop complaining about Diablo, you need to focus on what enemies you have lurking in the mere shadows of your pitiful body.

* The masked wrestler gets up and pats The Defiant's shoulder.*

The Defiant: Come this Sunday, at Hell and HighWater, a lightweight champ will be protruded to the top of our ranks. I will not be the one to fall to the bottomless pit of defeat in this tourney. This is my dream, and a man can do strange things when he wants something that bad!

{{The Defiant pats the masked wrestler on the back and they head to the training ring.}}

{fade out}

 

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---Goodbyes---

{The scene opens with Nathaniel Davis aittng on his fromt porch in a rocking chair.It is a cool 58 degree night in Colorado Springs,Colorado.Davis has on black warmup suit.His wife,Tameka,comes to the door,opens the door and looks out.She spots the camera,shakes her in disapproval,and goes back inside.}

Davis: (smiling at the now gone Tameka)

Tameka has never gotten use to you guys bein' on the clock twenty-four seven.(looking into camera)She's a strong woman,though.I wouldn't give her up for nothin' in the world.She and I have been together for a long time now.Almost as long as I've been wrestlin'!(smiles at the thought)

Funny thing is that Sincere has been there just a little longer.So,Sincere,you wanna drop little tidbits of information about our heyday?If you're gonna tell the story,tell the whole story!

It's true when I broke into this sport,Sincere was right there with me.He and I took all the bumps and bruises together.Learnin' the wrestlin' biz together.Somewhere,somehow YOU changed Sincere.For whatever reason you turned your back on me,you left me alone.

You are screamin' about I should know what separated us.Well,I don't,Sincere.I have always thought it was your jealousy that brought it on.You were so envious when I received the major push while you were recoverin' from that Achilles injury.It's not my fault that Mr.Anthony decided it was my turn for the World title.

It's all water under the bridge now.Sunday night we end all this.Even if it means that I walk away from this sport again.I will be rid of you,Sincere.Win,lose,or draw,our fued will come to an end.Come Hell and High Water,I will say goodbye to you for the final time.

{The scene closes with Davis walking into house and door closing behind him.}

 

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---Magics group and tournament info!---

Magic is walking out of his hotel room. All of the sudden Weston Bentley runs up to him with a camera man, he starts to ask Magic questions:

Weston-" Magic can I ask you a few questions?"

Magic-" Sure, spill your gutts."

Weston-" Ok? Well, people think that this new formed group, "the Forsaken", is going to interfere in your light-heavy weight tournament matches, is this true?"

Magic-" I dont know where people get ideas like this? it seems like they are scared. I didnt have any intentions of them interfering, besides if they do that is thier decision, not mine. I dont need them to interfere, i could win the tourny by myself, without a single problem. I could care less what people think about me, if they hate me or like me, its all cool. Listen do you think we could hurry this up, i have to go pick up Crystal at the Huston Astrodome."

Weston-" Yeah. Why are you so obsesed with destroying people?"

Magic-"What are you talkin about, i am not obsesed with that. Iam obsesed with pain. I also want to get a title soon, even though I already got one, but i want one from the EWO! Hell, i might not win the L-H championship but there are other titles that suit me. Besides, i am more than just high flying and quick moves. I am all about giving pain and recieving it."

Weston-" Well at least this interveiw didnt go crazy............."

Magic-" Crazy? I prefer Psyco. And whats up with you sayin that? The last interview didnt even get "crazy" ,as you call it. You havent begun to see crazy. The Darkside of Hell isnt crazy to me, it is my home. Wait, are you callin my home crazy?"

Weston-" No, i wasn't...............!(Magic looks at him with a mean eye which is turning red). I think Ill leave now."

Weston runs off as Magic gets into his car and drives off.

 

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---Welcome to Hell Bond!!!!!!---

*The camra is on Darkside*

Darkside:So glad you can you us bond but bewere for you will enter The DARKSIDE of the EWO!!!!
PREPARE FOR DARKNESS!!!!

 

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---Dark? Nah! It’s gonna be smooth!---

{The Smooth is laid by a swimming pool, supping on a cocktail. A beautiful woman is swimming in the pool]

Smooth:
"Hey sweetheart! I much prefer it when you do backstroke..."

[The cameraman tentatively walks towards Bond. Bond looks up, and acknowledges him]

Smooth:
"Hello chump! It's nice to see you. I got something to say, so get that tape rollin', yeah?"

[The cameraman obliges, and Smooth smirks at the camera]

Smooth:
"Well hellooooo all you ugly people! The name's Bond, Billy Bond... I've been here a few days, and some chump wants to take a pot shot at me? Fair enough, but the Dark side? My God, how twee can you get ugly boy? Nah, sorry Darth! I ain't dark, I aint light, I'm just smooth! I don't need to say any more: I'm gonna win my first match at the PPV, I'm gonna ignore all your "dark side" silliness, I'm gonna show the world how a real wrestler should wrestle... oh yeah, and it's all gonna be smooth!"

[Fade to black]

 

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---Darkside silliness? You are dead meat boy.---

Magic just saw what rough and tough said and he looks mad.

Magic-" Who the hell do you think you are? You are messin with the Darkside buddy, and the darkside dont play games. You might be smooth but in the ring i am tough and your 'smoothness' is making me sick! I think you are pathetic, and Darkside, why would you want to bring this 'smooth' man into 'the forsaken'? I think that he would rather be like an angel from heaven insted of one of the darkside of hells demons. Now as for your mr.'Bond', what are you some kinda secret angent? Do you walk around with some special weapons? do you think that you are the best? Well you havent stepped into the ring with one of The Forsaken. Listen, if you are going to lay by the pool, drinking martinies, then why do you wrestle? You are one of the laziest wrestlers i have ever known. I dont care who you think you are but when the time comes your lounging days will be perminate. You will be sittin in a hospital with nurses coming at your every aid, you dont even have to get up to use the bathroom. As far as your time in EWO is concerned. you wont survive! Darkside will take you appart and you will, FEEL THE PAIN!"

Magic walks away in disgust after seeing what "smooth" had to say.

 

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---An early “Hell and High Water” arrival---

A yellow GT Ford mustang convertable pulls up to the arena where Hell And High Water will be held. The door opens as the camera comes slowly up. Its Crystal and Magic and they seem to be in a good mood today.

Magic-" Well it looks like a great day for the perfect plan. I think EWO will have a big suprize tonight. There seems to be some confusion though. I keep hearing people say that my newly formed group is gona interfere. Where did you people get an idea like that? I didnt say that they were gona interfere, i said if anybody interferes in my matches to help my opponent then they would come out. Now, i cant say that I am going to win the Light-heavy weight tournament tonight, but what i can say is that people will be in pain. I will make the light-heavy weight devision suffer. If i dont win tonight, i think i should give up the light-heavy weight title and go for another one. It seems that I spend way too much time going for one title, i think that if you go for two or maybe even three that your oods of getting a title will be endless. Oh well i guess that tonight, will be a night of destruction. The Darkside of Hell will be amongst us and everybody will feel the wrath of 'The Forsaken'.
My first match tonight will be against Eddie Henchmen and he seems to be messing with me and talkin behind my back. Well tonight your talkin will be nothing but your sorrows. You will regret that you ever messed with me and will makesure of it. And as for the rest of you, good luck because you'll be needing it.

Magic walks into the arena. The door shuts and the camera fades out.

 

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---PPV Interview---

Weston Bently: Now T-Rex I understand you requested this interview before the PPV. Why?

T-Rex: Tell you what Weston I'll do the talking and you just shut up and film it.

T-Rex: Now Randle. I haven't heard from you since your little challange. Maybe you finally wised up and decided to back out before you got your ass handed to you in the middle of that ring.

Weston: You seem confident tonight.

T-Rex: I thought I told you to shut up. Of course I'm confident I mean look at who challanged me. Now vice prez Tate. This match isn't on the card for some reason and if you know whats best for you and this compay you'll put this match on the card. Trust me you don't want to cross me Tate.

*T-Rex walks off as the camera fades to black*

 

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---I hear you T-Rex---

{Enter into Randle exiting his black Mercedes Benz outside of the AstroDome in Houston,Texas.It is early that afternoon and there are a few fans outside the arena.Randle is dressed in a black denim FUBU outfit with his trademark unlaced Timberlands.As Randle makes his way toward the wrestler's entrance,Weston Bentley scurries up to the big man.}

Randle : (smiling)

Wasup,Wes Dawg?I checked out your interview the other day with Kage and Reaper from EWO Exposed.It was slammin'!So is that gonna be your new gig,dawg?

Bentley : (blushing)

Thank you very much,Stuart.As far as my own show,it will be up to the powers that be.One can only hope,though!

Anyway,enough about me.Tonight you will welcome the newcomer,T-Rex,into the EWO in his debut match.Any worries?I mean,since your own appearance in the fed,you have yet won a match yourself.

Randle : (smiling)

Good point,Wes Dawg.In the two fights I've had in the EWO,one was a double countout which gave Dan Van Alst the win in a three way and last Monday at Massacre I was defeated by "CK" Chris Karnage.So it does seem that "Touched By Greatness" is on a losing streak.It's all good,though.

About Barney,I mean,T-Rex,I'm not worried in the least.For some reason the idiot thinks I ran to the Booking Committee and demanded the match with him.Hell,if I had that type of clout I would demand myself a shot at the World Heavyweight strap instead of wastin' my time with T-Rex.I was appointed to this match just like he was.I wasn't even scheduled to wrestle at Hell and High Water tonight,but now that I am,it's goin' to be hell for T-Rex.

I'm getin' real sick and tired of these Forsaken punks!Everytime you turn on EWO Television,this idiots are all over it.Talking about everybody and their momma!On word,playas---SCATTERBRAINS!! It seems like none of these idiots can stay focused on one thing for longer then five minutes.And they are always threatenin' people!!Playas,get a damn life!!

Bentley :

Any last comments before Hell and High Water?

Randle :

Yeah.Ashes to ashes,smoke or get smoked!!

{The scene ends with Rndle walking into arena,leaving Bentley alone outside.}

 

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---Magic’s response---

(Magic is seen with Crystal going over paper work as the camera man and Weston Bentley come up.)

Magic-" What are you doing here? Cant you see iam busy?

weston-" Didnt you here what Randle just said?

Magic-" Does it look like i care. Wait, let me guess he was talkin sh*t about the Foresaken, huh. I still dont care, the colective is just a buch of idiots walking around strutin their stuff and talkin crap behind peoples backs. I am not the least bit scared of those pathetic sellouts. Well it seems that they need to learn a lesson, and tonight they will. As far as him saying that i cant stay focused for five minutes, what kinda bullsh*t is that? I said that if i lose tonight, and thats a strong "if",That i should go for another title. I didnt say that i would give up the light-heavy weight championship. I said that my odds of getting a title would be better if i went for two or maybe even three at once.

Weston-" Well ok. This new 'Forsaken' group, do you think this will help you win matches?

Magic" Whats that suposed to mean? I thought i made it clear that they wouldnt interfere unless they decide to.

Weston-" yeah but still, should we trust what you say? I mean, is what you say true?

Magic-"No, you shouldnt trust me. I have made a name of myself for double crossing people and lieing to people. Listen, dont trust my every word. They only thing you should trust about me is that i will give people pain. You know what, iam kinda busy now so do you think you could leave and let me do my job?

Weston-" Wait, I need to ask you one..........."

Magic-" What did i say, get out before i help you out!

(Weston backs up as he trips over a pipe and then he starts to run away. Magic starts to laugh. The door shuts and the camera fades out).

 

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---HAHA!!!!---

*Weston Bently runs up to T-Rex as he's walking toward the ring.*

Weston: Where are you going T-Rex?

T-Rex: Why should you care it's none of your business where I'm going. I'm in a giving mood though so I'm going to give you an answer to your question. I'm heading out to the ring to think. I like to concentrate before a match and no better place than around the ring where I'll be competing.

Weston: What do you have to say in regards to Randles threats earlier?

T-Rex: Well like I said I'm in a giving mood tonight so tonight I'm going to give Randle the biggest ass whippen he's ever received. His losing streak in the EWO will continue to grow. Also Randle if you continue to talk about us you will regret it boy.

Weston: As always you seem confident.

T-Rex: Of course I'm confident I have nothing to lose in this match. Like I said in another interview my career has been about nothing but surprises and tonight will be no diffrent. Tonight I will surprise the entire EWO.

Weston: Whats your surprise?

T-Rex: Now you know better than anyone that I never reveal a secret. Cya in the ring Randle.

*T-Rex walks off*

 

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---Darkside is the inside!!!---

(Pimp is seen playing pool in a bar with a good looking brunette woman)

Woman: I heard you have a match at the PPV this Sunday

Pimp: Yeh with some guy called Dominator, which is kind of Ironic because he's the one who will get Dominated this sunday at Hell or High Water. Yet i realy don't have too bigger grudge against this guy, but he will with me after I take his ass to the dry cleaners this Sunday.

Woman: I can understand why you don't have a grudge against this guy but what about this guy Talkbride!!

Pimp: HAHAHA TALKBRIDE you mean Darkside. Yeh hes ran his mouth off at me before now thinking hes so great that he's the man of the dark. Hell when it comes his turn he will be the one to find out that my Darkside is my Insides, and I have a Black heart, with thick Dark Red Blood running around my body. Now seeeming he calls himself Darkside I see fitting that I reveal his Darkside to the world. I will bust him open and watch him bleed! not only that I will wait till he starts to come round and pour ready made urine all over him. He will then understand that he has been Played-A-Live.

(the woman then takes her shot but fumbles fouling by the black and therefore Pimp wins by a technical foul)

Pimp:HAHA you've been played to

 

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Coming Soon:

 

 

The Supercards

The Pay Per Views of the EWO

 

 

 

And

 

 

 

Classic EWO Volume III

 

“Battle Lines”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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