Arkadian Enterprises™

 

 

Presents

 

Fallout: Zero Tolerance

 

17 March 2002

 

 

 

 

(Scene opens up on the Zero tron)

 

Slip inside the eye of your mind
Don't you know you might find
A better place to play

 

Pimp places cling film over the toilet seat in T-Rex’s locker room back in EWO

You said that you've never been
But all the things that you've seen
They slowly fade away

 

Magic stands above Angel ready to hit her, but T-Rex comes to her rescue

So I'll start a revolution from my bed

 

Smooth Operator Sits on his chaise Longe


'Cuz you said the brains I had went to my head

 

John Profit’s last appearance on GZW TV at GZW PPV, Acceptable Risks


Step outside, summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace

 

Dameon stands with the TV championship, when he first won the title


Take that look from off your face

 

Magic pulls off the mask of Novacaine revealing Eric “C2” Montair


You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

 

Smooth finally defeats Deacon Kane for the World Heavyweight Championship

And so, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by

 

Billy is in hospital back in EWO and declares his love for Crystal


Her soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say

 

the hooded man that attacked Agua holding the sledge hammer abover her head

Take me to the place where you go
Where nobody knows
If it's not our day

 

*Kandi is seen crying from the news of Tate “Troublesome” Edmonsons death

Please don't put your life in the hands
Of a rock and roll band

 

Majick gets injured at the hands of Magic in a last man standing match


[And? You'll?] throw it all away

 

Sho Murakame quits wrestling

I'm gonna start a revolution from my bed

 

Pimp singing in his bedroom


'Cuz you said the brains I had went to my head

 

Tate joins up with the Blackhearts, after Profits appearance


Step outside, 'cuz summertime's in bloom
Stand up beside the fireplace
Take that look from off your face

 

Diamond acting the fool, and Epic laughing at him back with the tag team known as “Risky Gold


'Cuz you ain't ever gonna burn my heart out

 

Jason Makavelli a GZW Hall of Famer beats Dameon for the TV title

And so, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as she's walking on by

 

Stephs first appearances on GZW airwaves with Magic


My soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say

 

Pride jump El Gambit a few weeks ago

So, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by

 

T-Rex as he finds out that Angels baby isn’t going to be his


Her soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
I heard you say

 

The Peacekeepers looking on as What Money Can buy flee through the crowd on an FNT

So, Sally can wait
She knows it's too late as she's walking on by

 

Angel re-appears on GZW after quite a long absence


My soul slides away
But don't look back in anger
Don't look back in anger
I heard you say

 

T-Rex after it’s revealed that Angel, and Pimp are brother and sister

At least not today.

 

Magic attacks Will on an FNT

 

(Scene fades to black)

 

 

 

“Awake” by Godsmack cranks over the Coliseum PA systems while pyro simultaneously explodes into the air throughout the building. The Zero-tron flashes the words “Fallout: Zero Tolerance”. The Coliseum is jammed packed with only standing room available. Various signs, banners, and posters litter the air as the camera sweeps down with an aerial view. “One sign reads, “I sold my soul to Megiddo for a ticket to Fallout: Zero Tolerance!!” Another states, “Another great year in store for GZW 2K1!!” Six buxom females with their shirts off revealing lacy bras have letters in black written on their stomach to spell out “SMOOTH”.

 

The camera pans to the entranceway stage where the host table is located adjacent to the wrestlers entrance. Memphis Pike decked out in a black tuxedo; his black shoulder length hair pulled backed and oiled down into a ponytail, is over looking his format sheets. Next to him sits Alexander Hunt also dressed in a black tuxedo, talking to a stagehand. The camera quickly pans away from them and comes down to the ring where standing center is Herbert Torres. The longtime GZW ring announcer is also dressed in a black tux, microphone in hand.

 

Torres: Atlanta, Georgia, Arkadian Enterprises© presents to you in the GZW Coliseum and the millions watching at home on closed circuit television:

 

FALLOUT: Zero Tolerance

 

 

 

 

 

---Pinfall or Submission 25 Man Battle Royale to determine GZW number one contender for the Combined Championship Wrestling Regional Championship---

 

~~~ 25 Man Battle Royale: Pinfalls and Submissions only ~~~

~~~ Winner Gets a Shot at the CCW Regional Title ~~~

~~~ Malcolm ‘Super Flyer’ Hodges V Logan ‘Bigger Than Life’ Phlash

V Rick Samson V Brent Wellington III V Desecrator V Kombat

V Elijah Threatt V Joseph ‘Lost Soul’ Synger V Dameon V Hades V Nemesis

V The Happy Sumo V Rebellion V Invincible V Battlecry V Outlaw Wales

V Prey V Ass Clown V Eric Montair V Freak Mauler V Jimmy Williams

V The Bilston Brawler V Gideon V Nathaniel Davis V Mick McNasty ~~~

 

 

Violin music blasts loudly over the PA, and is quickly juxtaposed with a heavy drumbeat, and electric piano… The Wednesday Night Wyldsyde Theme, The GZW instrumental remix version of ‘Bring Her Down’ by Rob Zombie, kicks in. Out comes Siu Ann Wong and Jackie Lee waving to the crowd. Siu Ann is wearing a particularly beautiful floral kimono, with her hair tied up in a fashionable style. Despite her trademark pebble glasses, she looks beautiful. Jackie meanwhile has gone for a white shirt with a black tie. He wears a jaguar (very similar to leopard) skin (fake) suit! The pair of them slap the hands of fans on their way down to the commentary table. Once there, they hook themselves up.

 

Siu Ann:

“Good evening everyone and welcome to GZW’s Pay Per View Event, Fallout: Zero Tolerance, brought to you by Arkadian Enterprises.”

 

Jackie:

“And what a night it is gonna be! We have titles on the line, grudge matches, and some of the craziest stipulations you are ever likely to see!”

 

Siu Ann:

“That’s right we have Kid Kaos versus Jacob Helmsley in a barbed wire rope and light tube match! Goodness gracious! I think we’ll be lucky if either of those men come out with anything less than a serious injury. The Intercontinental title is on the line as Pimp Bizkit defends against Magic, and after all those two have been through, that is going to be one hell of a match! We also have the CCW Regional title on the line as UJW’s Enon takes on the MSWA’s Chris Trepanair to crown the first Southern Region Champion. And who can forget the ‘I Quit’ match between Adam Cage and Monarch! That one promises to be just utterly brutal!”

 

Jackie:

“And don’t forget that El Gambit defends his TV title against Maxx Pain! Who’s idea was that? El Gambit and Maxx are two of my favourite wrestlers!”

 

Siu Ann:

“And the main even is the rematch between Billy Bond and Deacon Kane! What a match that is going to be! Both men have a lot to prove in that match, and both men will pull out all the stops to be heavyweight champion!”

 

Jackie:

“All that and more on Fallout: Zero Tolerance!”

 

Siu Ann:

“But first up, we have the match that you and I have the honour of commentating on, Jackie. The 25 Man Battle Royal to determine GZW’s number one contender to the CCW Regional Title belt!”

 

Jackie:

“Can you believe that once again, GZW’s greatest asset has to commentate on the opening match? When will the booking committee realise that I should be doing the main events on Crimson and Pay Per Views instead of Wyldsyde and opening matches! It’s you that’s holding me back Siu Ann!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Shut up Jackie! I love my job! Moan all you like, but I think we have it pretty good here!”

 

Jackie:

“Whatever!” 

 

Siu Ann:

“Anyway, we have some fantastic wrestlers in this battle Royal! The contenders are: The Supreme Team: Malcolm 'Super Flyer' Hodges and Logan 'Bigger Than Life' Phlash... The College Crew: Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III ... The RoccWylders: Desecrator and Kombat... Endangered Species: Elijah Threatt and Joseph 'Lost Soul' Synger... The Fierys: Dameon and Hades... Nemesis... The Happy Sumo... Rebellion... Invincible... Battlecry... The StormRiders: Outlaw Wales and Prey... Ass Clown... The man formerly known as 'Novacaine', Eric Montair... Freak Mauler... Jimmy Williams... The Bilston Brawler... Gideon... Nathaniel Davis... and Mick McNasty.”

 

Jackie:

“Did you just ream that load of jobbers off without your line-up? I bet you bloody well did, didn’t you?”

 

Siu Ann:

“Um…”

 

Jackie:

“You care too much Siu Ann, you really do! The only people in this match that matter are Rebellion and The Stormriders. My HKWF boys! One of them are gonna win it… or maybe Eric Montair: man, he’s been doing some mad shit as Novacaine since he came back!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Well anyway, here’s GZW ring announcer, Herbert Torres, with the rules for this matchup!”

 

 Herbert Torres is stood in the centre of the ring, mike in hand. He is looking rather dapper for the PPV, and is grinning, obviously enjoying the evening.

 

Herbert:

“Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest is the special, 25 man, elimination battle royal to determine GZW’s number on contender to the CCW Regional Title!”

 

Herbert pauses momentarily as the crowd cheer for the opening match.

 

Herbert:

“The rules are as follows: numbers are drawn out of a hat for entry. The first four men start in the centre of the ring, and another man enters every two minutes until every man is in the ring. An elimination is scored by a pinfall or a submission: there is no automatic elimination for going over the top rope. The last man to get a pinfall or submission is declared the winner and number one contender to the CCW Regional title! And now, at this time, may I introduce to you the referees for this match: Patricia Albertson, Donald Fey, Sonny Bright, Eamonn McHerby and Chris Brownlow.”

 

‘Timebomb’ by Godsmack hits the PA as the referees head to the ring to the cheers of the crowd. The five refs all head to the ring hitting low fives. Patricia enters the ring, and the other four stand around the ring: one per side of the squared circle.

 

Siu Ann:

“For a crazy match like this, I think you need every ref there is in the locker room!”

 

‘It’s Been A While’ by Staind hits the PA and out comes Desecrator! He heads to the ring hitting low fives with the fans who are cheering for him.

 

Siu Ann:

“Desecrator drew number one!”

 

Jackie:

“He had no bloody chance anyway, but drawing number one is a sure way to lose a match like this!”

 

As Des warms up, ‘Awake’ by Godsmack plays over the PA and out comes Freak Mauler! The returning superstar heads to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

 

Siu Ann:

“The return of Freak Mauler!”

 

Jackie:

“Who cares?”

 

Freak offers Des a handshake. Des looks to the crowd who cheer him on. Reluctantly, Des offers his hand instead, and Freak shakes it. The two men then look to the zerotron for who’s next. ‘The Downfall’ by Everere comes over the PA.

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Things just got extreme! Here’s Rebellion!”

 

Jackie:

“One of my HKWF boys! He’s sure to win this!”

 

Rebellion runs to the ring, and slides in. Without waiting for the fourth entrance, Reb spears Freak Mauler. From there he goes for a Revolt (hammerlock DDT), but is nailed from behind with a clubbing forearm from Desecrator.

 

Siu Ann:

“Here we go! And we don’t even have the fourth entrant yet!”

 

On cue, ‘Never Again’ By Nickleback plays and out runs Jimmy Williams! He steams in, sliding under the ropes and going straight for Freak as Reb and Des slug it out.

 

Siu Ann:

“And here’s entrant number four, ‘The Real Deal’ Jimmy Williams! Goodness gracious, he and Nathaniel Davis have been verbally going at it over the past week!”

 

Jackie:

“One of the most overlooked wrestlers on the GZW roster! And that is a travesty! It should be Jimmy Williams, not that goodie goodie Davis who gets all the attention!”

 

Jimmy hits a big clothesline that sends Freak over the top rope to the floor below. He then turns his attention to the slugfest between Des and Reb. Des is getting the upper hand, and Reb is dazed, staggering back from the right hands that Des is throwing. Jimmy clotheslines him from behind, and then looks at Reb. Reb and Jimmy nod, and Jimmy pulls up Des. Putting his head between his legs, Jimmy lifts up Des for a powerbomb, and Reb almost gleefully spikes it!

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Brutal double team from Rebellion and Jimmy Williams!”

 

Jackie:

Great, aint it?”

 

Reb points Jimmy to the top turnbuckle, and Jimmy ascends. Reb meanwhile, hoists the dazed Des onto his shoulders. Jimmy leaps off the top rope and hits a Doomsday Device on Desecrator! Quickly capitalising, Reb goes for the pin, as Jimmy looks on with a sneer!

 

Jackie:

“Looks like Desecrator got desecrated!”

 

Siu Ann:

“This is supposed to be every man for himself? How can Desecrator defend himself against two men that are more than 250 pounds?”

 

1…

 

 

 

2…

 

Freak breaks the pin, much to the shock of Reb and Jimmy and evokes a big cheer from the crowd.

 

Siu Ann:

“Freak Mauler doing the right thing there!”

 

Jackie:

Oh, but he’s gonna pay for it!”

 

Upon getting Freak gets hit by a big boot by Jimmy. He sets him up for a piledriver, and the recovered Rebellion spikes it!

 

Siu Ann:

“Rebellion and Jimmy Williams are on the same page! They must have planned this!”

 

But Reb turns on Jimmy and boots him in the gut, he then grabs him and slams him down hard with a urinage!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Rebellion just hit the Downfall on Jimmy Williams!”

 

Jackie:

“You were saying Siu Ann?”

 

Reb is about to go for the pin on Jimmy, but the crowd start counting down the next entrant, and Reb turns around to see who it is.

 

3… 2… 1… BUZZ!

 

‘The Light’ by Common comes over the PA and the crowd cheer as Battlecry comes running to the ring. Reb stands there, with the three other combatants laid around the ring like the aftermath of a car wreck, and motions for Battlecry to bring it! Battlecry slides in and the two start slugging it out!

 

Siu Ann:

“Here we go! Battlecry, entrant five, and Rebellion duking it out!”

 

Jackie:

“Wow Siu Ann, you can actually see something and then describe it!”

 

Battlecry gets the better of the exchange with a boot to the gut, and then a fireman’s carry takeover. Quickly capitalising, Battlecry hits a double underhook suplex on Reb onto Freak Mauler!

 

Siu Ann:

“Innovative offence from Battlecry!”

 

Meanwhile, Jimmy Williams crawls over the Des, and lays an arm on his chest for a pin. Patricia Albertson counts.

 

1…

 

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Bye Desecrator!”

 

KICKOUT!

 

Jackie:

“Bloody hell!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Go Desecrator!”

 

Jackie:

“You are SO biased Siu Ann!”

 

Meanwhile, Battlecry has Rebellion set up in a pedigree position, going for the Devil’s Advocate (opponent in pedigree position, lifts opponent high in air, drops opponent in a sit-down double arm facebuster). But Reb powers out, and back body drops him. Jimmy is up, and laying the boots into the still hurt Des, but Freak is also up, and hooks Jimmy from behind hitting a laydown reverse DDT!

 

Siu Ann:

“Nice counter by Rebellion; goodness gracious, what a move from Freak Mauler!”

 

Des rolls out of the ring to recuperate. Reb drops a legdrop onto Battlecry and hooks the leg for a long one count. Freak pulls up Jimmy Williams and gets him in a reverse waistlock. He then hits a German suplex, holding onto the waistlock; from there he spins around and hits a final cut! Freak punches the air, trying to get the crowd going and the pulls Jimmy up again. He goes for another German Suplex, but Jimmy hits him with a back elbow breaking the hold. With Freak reeling, Jimmy boots him in the gut, and hoists him onto his shoulders. From there, Jimmy nails a DVD on Freak, and rolls him up! With Patricia on Battlecry and Reb (Reb with a nasty chinlock applied to Battlecry), Chris Brownlow slides into the ring for the count.

 

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“A CVD from Jimmy Williams! His finisher when he was wrestling under the name Big Country!”

 

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Here’s the first elimination!”

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Freak Mauler’s gone!”

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘Drowning’ by Adema hits the PA.

 

Siu Ann:

“Here comes entrant number six, Nemesis!”

 

Jackie:

“Who?”

 

Siu Ann:

“Nemesis… um, he’s not exactly the most vocal man on the roster, I’ll give you that!”

 

Nemesis runs to the ring, and heads for the fallen Desecrator. Pulling him up, he tries to Irish Whip the RoccWylder into the steel steps, but Des reverses the whip and it’s Nemesis that crashes into the steps. In the ring, Jimmy hits Reb (who is still applying the chinlock to Battlecry) with a huge soccer kick that that echoes around the arena and evokes a huge “ooooo” from the crowd.

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Did you hear that kick!”

 

Jackie:

“Rebellion can say sayonara to coming out of this match without bruises! Talking about sayonara: how dare that idiot Wuchie steal my lines, then have the cheek to call me names! I’ll bloody well show him! No-one steals the Jaguar’s lines, but to insult the Jaguar is just suicidal!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Jackie! Shush! Look at Desecrator!”

 

Des has Nemesis up in a powerbomb position, but he then adjusts it and drops Nemesis into a modified sit-down facebuster! He immediately hooks the leg, and Chris Brownlow goes down for the count.

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Desecrator just hit the Fifth Dimension on Nemesis!”

 

1…

 

 

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Bye Nemesis! Didn’t even know who you were anyway!”

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Desecrator eliminates Nemesis! Nemesis hadn’t even been in the match for two minutes!”

 

Jimmy Williams meanwhile is sat on Reb’s chest throwing right and left closed fists at the ex-extreme champ who is struggling to protect himself from the onslaught. Battlecry walks up to Des and swings a right which Des blocks. Des flurries back with right hands that send BC into a corner. After one last big right hand, Des hoists up BC so that he’s sat on the top buckle. Des ascends, and goes for a top rope hurancanrana, but BC pushes him off and Des crashes to the floor. BC follows up with a nicely executed elbowdrop from the middle buckle and a pin!

 

Siu Ann:

“Desecrator missed the top rope hurancanrana, and paid dearly for it!”

 

1…

 

 

Jackie:

“That’s what you get for doing silly high risk manoeuvres!”

 

2…

 

 

Kickout!

 

Siu Ann:

“What resilience from Desecrator!”

 

Jimmy meanwhile has hit a crisp snap suplex on Rebellion, and follows it up with an elbowdrop into a cover for a short two.

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘Youth of the Nation’ by P.O.D hits the PA, and out comes Eric Montair… with a sledgehammer!

 

Jackie:

“Here we go! Eric Montair back in GZW, and look at what he’s brought back with him!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! I hope he doesn’t plan to use that!”

 

Montair runs to the ring, and hits Battlecry on the back of the head with the sledgehammer!

 

Siu Ann:

“Oh no! Look what Montair is doing!”

 

BC collapses to the floor, and rolls out the ring, as blood trickles down his face. He is barely conscious. Des gets up, and he is met by a hammer shot to the head as well! Collapsing like a sack of potatoes, Des lies motionless. Montair however, whacks in a number of shots to the ribs with the sledgehammer!

 

Siu Ann:

“Someone stop this! Disqualify Eric Montair!”

 

Jackie:

“Have you not read the stipulation Siu Ann? It says the only way to be eliminated in by pinfall or submission! That effectively makes this a no-DQ match! I LOVE IT!”

 

Siu Ann (getting upset):

“This is horrible!”

 

The refs look on powerlessly: looking at one another for a way to stop it! Montair finally stops the onslaught, tosses the hammer aside and pins the brutalised, unconscious Desecrator. Looking concerned, Patricia Albertson goes down for the pin, but motions to Donald Fey, who slides into the ring and confiscates the sledgehammer.

 

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“This is academic! Poor James must be badly, badly injured! Montair should be ashamed of himself!”

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Not to mention Battlecry! He’s gotta be bust up pretty bad too!”

 

3.

DING DING DING!

 

EMTs come rushing for Des, as Montair gets up and celebrates his victory! Meanwhile, Rebellion has regained the advantage on Jimmy Williams with a rake to the eyes. He locks on a hammerlock and drops Williams with a…

 

Siu Ann:

“Revolt! Rebellion just hit his hammerlock DDT on Jimmy Williams!”

 

However, as Rebellion gets up, Montair runs at him, and hits a reverse hurancanrana spiking the rebel!

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Montair doesn’t need a sledgehammer to seriously injure someone when he uses moves like that!”

 

Jackie:

“Montair is great!”

 

Montair looks at the carnage around him, and smiles nastily. His attention is then upon the zerotron as the countdown begins.

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘In Too Deep’ by Sum41 hits the PA, and the crowd cheer as out runs Hades!

 

Siu Ann:

“Hades is entrant number eight!”

 

The Blue obsessed one charges to the ring, and vaults the ropes showing no fear of Montair. He stands nose to nose with Montair, and they stare each other down.

 

Siu Ann:

“Both of these men former light-heavyweight champions! Hades is not backing down from Eric Montair one little bit!”

 

Montair pushes Hades. Hades pushes back harder, staggering Montair. Montair retaliates with a big right hand that floors Hades! Montair, like a rabid animal, then viciously lays the boots into Hades. Hades rolls out of the ring to get himself away from the onslaught.

 

Jackie:

“Well Montair got the better of blue boy there!”

 

Hades staggers outside dazed, and Montair ascends the turnbuckles with a manic grin. When Hades turns around, Montair does a 360 flip landing on Hades’ shoulders and then throws him to the mats outside the ring with a hurancanrana.

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness, goodness gracious! I’ve NEVER seen anything like that! Eric Montair just hit Hades with a dragonrana, one of the most dangerous and difficult luce libre moves in the business, OUTSIDE THE RING!”

 

Jackie:

“I don’t think ‘bloody hell’ covers this one!”

 

The fans are on their feet chanting “GZW! GZW! GZW! GZW!”

 

Rebellion and Jimmy Williams meanwhile are back on their feet, slugging it out once more in the ring. Reb boots Jimmy in the stomach and locks on a hammerlock, he goes for another Revolt, but Jimmy counters with a back body drop. Montair meanwhile focuses his attention on the fallen Battlecry out side the ring. He puts his head between his legs, and is about to go for a piledriver, but just like Williams, Battlecry powers out with a back body drop!

 

Siu Ann:

“Dual back body drops from Battlecry and Jimmy Williams!”

 

Jackie:

“I’m still stunned by the beauty of that dragonrana!”

 

Battlecry is too hurt to capitalise on Montair, and simply slumps against the steel steps. Jimmy however, drops a legdrop and hooks the leg for a short two count on Reb.

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘Ugly’ by Bubba Sparx hits the PA and the crowd laugh as Ass Clown heads to the ring.

 

Jackie:

“Oh bloody heeeeell! Who let this idiot bet on the Pay Per View?!”

 

Siu Ann:

“I have no idea, but Ass Clown is entrant number nine in this twenty five man battle royal!”

 

Ass Clown walks around the ring, ignoring the carnage around him, and heads straight to the announce table. He leans over at Jackie Lee and grins.

 

Jackie:

“What the bloody hell do you want, you blithering idiot? Don’t mess with Jackie Lee!”

 

Ass Clown’s plastic flower on his lapel suddenly spurts water right in Jackie’s face and Siu Ann laughs! Jackie is absolutely livid!

 

Jackie:

“That’s it! Albert Wuchie: take note!”

 

Jackie throws off his head set, and throws a big right hand at Ass Clown that staggers him. From there, Jackie leaves the announce table and boots him in the gut. From there he hoists Ass Clown onto his shoulders, and hits a Running Powerslam (British Bulldog style) on the unfortunate jobber to the mats outside the ring!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Jackie Lee has snapped! He’s blatantly interfered in the match, and taken out Ass Clown!”

 

Rebellion meanwhile has recovered, and charges at Jimmy with a clothesline that sends him over the top rope. As Jimmy gets up, Reb charges and dives through the ropes taking him out with a suicide dive! Jackie meanwhile, wipes his hands, and heads back to the announce table.

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! What a suicide dive!”

 

Jackie:

“That’ll teach that idiot Ass Clown to mess with the Jaguar!”

 

Siu Ann:

“You practicing for Albert Wuchie?”

 

Jackie:

“He’ll be just as easy to take out!”

 

With everyone outside the ring, the refs try to usher them back in… but its carnage out there: every wrestler having taken a beating. Eric Montair is first to his feet, and he completely ignores the refs and charges at Battlecry slumped on the steel steps. He hits a brutal knee to the head (think Cactus Jack), and then rolls Battlecry into the ring. Reb is up too, and heads to Hades. He pulls up Hades, but Hades bashes his arms away, and smacks him with a flurry of right hands. After a boot to the stomach, Hades hooks up the rebel and hits a vertical suplex outside the ring! Rebellion arches his back in pain.

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! I wish they’d take this back into the ring!”

 

Jackie:

“You are such a girl Siu Ann!”

 

Jimmy Williams is up, and he joins Hades in a beat down on rebellion outside the ring. Sonny Bright is trying to get them to take it into the ring. Meanwhile, Montair Irish whips Battlecry into the ropes, and goes for a clothesline that BC ducks. Rebounding back once more, BC goes for a clothesline of his own, but so does Montair. Both men nail each other and crash to the mat.

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’ by Def Leppard hits the PA and Brent Wellington III, one of the College Crew, comes running from the back.

 

Siu Ann:

“Entrant number ten is Brent Wellington III!”

 

Wellington runs past the battleground outside the ring, and slides in. He immediately goes for the cover on Battlecry!

 

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“Like a vulture, Brent Wellington is going to take the pin on Battlecry!”

 

2…

 

 

 

3… NO, BC kicks out at the last second!

 

Wellington can’t believe it, and appeals to Patricia Albertson who is having none of it! Outside the ring, Ass Clown aint moving, and Donald Fey is checking if he’s okay. Jimmy turns on Hades, and hits him with a huge clothesline that floors him. Jimmy then proceeds to stomp on both Reb and Hades as he taunts the crowd!

 

Siu Ann:

“Brent Wellington can’t believe that Battlecry kicked out… and neither can I after the shots the man has taken!”

 

Battlecry is up once more, and from behind gets Brent Wellington in a schoolboy pin! Patricia Albertson makes the count.

 

1…

 

 

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Oh no! Surely not?”

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Battlecry just eliminated Brent Wellington III!”

 

Jackie:

“Oh no! I love the College Crew as well! Bloody Battlecry!”

 

Montair doesn’t let BC celebrate however, because as soon as he gets up, Montair nails him with a dropkick that floors him. Montair then indulges himself by taunting the crowd. Wellington is fuming and tries to go for BC, but is held back by Eamonn Herby and Chris Brownlow.

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘Sandstorm’ by Darude hits the PA and out comes the raving Bilston Brawler to a sympathetic cheer/ laugh from the crowd. Brawler is quite happy to make his way to the ring slowly as he eggs on the crowd with his atrocious dancing. Some fans even actually join in with the idiot!

 

Siu Ann:

“The fun loving raver, Bilston Brawler, is entrant number eleven!”

 

Jackie:

“Who cares? He’s gonna rave a bit, get his arse kicked, and then we’re gonna get back to half-decent wrestlers!”

 

Seeing who is coming down the aisle, Montair sneers and directs his attention back to Battlecry, laying in boots to the ribs. Battlecry is further punished as Montair pulls him up, and sends him back down with authority, hitting a scoop slam. He points to the top rope, and the crowd boo him.

 

Meanwhile, Jimmy Williams has Rebellion up and further weakens Rebellion with a vertical suplex onto the steel entranceway that nearly hits the preoccupied, dancing Brawler! Ignoring the Brawler, Jimmy goes back to the fallen Hades, and Hades gets his head bounced off the apron: once, twice, thrice!

 

Siu Ann:

“Jimmy Williams, an ex-extreme champ, is dominating outside the ring!”

 

Jackie:

“See what I mean about him being overlooked?”

 

The Brawler is finally at the apron as Darude still plays. Montair meanwhile is on the top rope and hits a perfect 450 splash on the fallen Battlecry! He goes straight into a pin!

 

Siu Ann:

“Nova Wun, Eric Montair’s version of the 450 splash!”

 

1…

 

Jackie:

“Aint no way that that idiot Battlcry is gonna get out of this one!”

 

 

2…

 

Siu Ann:

“Wait a second! The Bilston Brawler is on the top turnbuckle!”

 

The Brawler leaps off the top rope and hits a sloppy top rope elbowdrop onto the back of Montair to break the pin!

 

Jackie:

“WHAT? The Brawler just hit an elbowdrop on the likes of Eric Montair! I wouldn’t want to be him!”

 

BB is jumping up and down with joy after hitting an impressive move at a Pay Per View! Williams sees this and beckons him outside the ring. BB takes the challenge and steps out! Williams and the Brawler start going at it outside the ring, but Williams easily gets the advantage with his educated fists. After a boot to the gut, Jimmy bounces the Brawler’s head off the apron, and then grabs him from behind into a beautiful sidewalk slam onto the mats on the outside!

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Poor Brawler just got sidewalk slammed outside the ring! Jimmy Williams really has his hardcore tendencies in overdrive tonight!”

 

The refs are taking matters into their own hands, and are rolling wrestlers back into the ring themselves. Ass Clown gets rolled back in, so does Hades, but no ref is prepared to go anywhere near Rebellion.

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

Elijah Threat, one half of Endangered Species, comes onto the zerotron as their entrance theme ‘Danger’ by Shine comes on over the PA. The crowd boo him like crazy.

 

Siu Ann:

“Here comes entrant number twelve, Elijah Threatt: one half of Endangered Species! I have to wonder after Brent Wellington’s showing, whether the tag team specialists are at a disadvantage in this battle royal!”

 

Jackie:

“When you’re as vicious and powerful as Elijah Threatt, you’re never at a disadvantage!”

 

Threatt slides into the ring, and pulls up Hades, after an Irish whip, Hades comes back straight into a big clothesline from the Endangered Species team member. Montair meanwhile is up, and looks around. Spying the Brawler getting booted outside the ring by Jimmy Williams, he screams at him to move out the way. Williams does so and Montair ascends the buckles… the hits a frogsplash for the inside to the outside on the floored Bilston Brawler!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness, goodness gracious! Is there no risk that Eric Montair won’t take to hurt an opponent? Did you see that Frog Splash? The Brawler must be out cold!”

 

Jackie:

“He is beyond belief! Simple as that!”

 

Jimmy and Rebellion have hooked up again, and are brawling up the aisle. In the ring, Ass Clown is up and goes for a clubbing forearm on the back of Threatt… Threatt takes the blow with ease, and then turns around slowly glaring at him. Ass Clown screams like a girl and high tails it out of the ring… straight into a clothesline from Eric Montair. With Ass Clown and Bilston Brawler at his feet, Montair pulls a face of pure contempt, and then simply rolls back into the ring… to look face to face with Threatt.

 

Jackie:

“Here we go! Elijah Threatt and Eric Montair!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! What a combination!”

 

After a pushing match, Montair gets the advantage with a thumb to the eye. However, his Irish whip is reversed. On his way back, Montair ducks a Threatt clothesline. He continues with the momentum, and rebounds again, sliding in-between Threatt’s legs when he goes for a back elbow. Quickly back to his feet, Montair hits a dropkick on Threatt as he turns around.

 

Siu Ann:

“Quick as a cat, Montair hits a dropkick!”

 

Montair goes for a flipping legdrop, but Threatt moves out of the way, and then grabs Montair with a blatant choke in the centre of the ring. Patricia Albertson rebukes him, but he continues anyway. Hades is up, and is about to go for Threatt, but then…

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘Welcome To Atlanta’ by Ludacris and Jermaine Dupri comes on over the PA, and Kombat comes running out!

 

Siu Ann:

“Here we go! Entrant number thirteen is Kombat!”

 

Jackie:

“Unlucky for us!”

 

Hades turns around to see Kombat, and they both hook up in a collar and elbow tie up. Hades gets Kombat in a side headlock, but Kombat quickly counters into a belly to back suplex into a pin! Kombat rolls over Hades, and has him in a roll up with himself in the crab position!

 

Siu Ann:

“Look at that elaborate pin by Kombat!”

 

1…

 

 

 

Jackie:

“Hades can’t get out! Kombat’s entire body weight is on top of a tight roll up pin! I don’t like Kombat, but I like that pin!”

 

2…

 

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Hades can’t kick out!

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! That’s always the danger with a technical wrestler! They can pin your shoulders to the mat for three without issuing a brutal beating first!”

 

Jackie:

“Zactly why I hate ‘em! Boring or what?”

 

Rebellion and Jimmy Williams are battling through the crowd now, and referee Sonny Bright is following them! Patricia Albertson meanwhile has Elijah Threatt off Montair, and is berating him. Battlecry is getting himself up slowly using the ropes as leverage. Ass Clown and BB aint moving outside the ring.

 

Siu Ann:

“This match is crazy! We have eight men out there that are decimated from their participation in this match, striding towards the right to fight for the CCW Regional title!”

 

Jackie:

“I tell you, that Mickey Mouse title aint worth shit! What are they putting their bodies on the line for? Now, if it was the HKWF Hong Kong title, that’d be different! Hey Wuchie! I don’t see your puny arse having held a title… when you have, maybe you might be in the same league as Jackie Lee, and then I’ll take notice of you and kick the shit out of you!”

 

Siu Ann:

“He’s really got to you hasn’t he?”

 

Jackie:

“Commentate on the match Siu Ann!”

 

Battlecry is up, and hooks up with Elijah Threatt. Battlecry hoists him over his shoulder with a fireman’s carry takeover into an armbar. Kombat looks on, and respects the two men’s one on one. He looks around for another opponent, and there is the recovered Eric Montair. Eric pushes him, and shouts out something about him being a Fortune.

 

Siu Ann:

“Eric Montair verbally abusing Eric Fortune, the man known as Kombat, for his family ties!”

 

Jackie:

“May not be a good idea!”

 

It wasn’t! Kombat smacks Montair around the face, and floors him! From there, like a rabid animal, Kombat is sat on top of Montair, throwing wild closed fist after wild closed fist at the man formerly known as Novacaine!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Look at Kombat! He’s snapped at Eric Montair!”

 

Jackie:

“Which is exactly what the man who wears the Sin Mask would want! How stupid IS Eric Fortune?”

 

Battlecry pulls up Threatt, and goes for a short clothesline, but it’s ducked and BC gets release German suplexed as punishment for his error! Patricia Albertson meanwhile, tries to get Kombat off Eric Montair. However, with BC down, it’s Threatt who gets Kombat off Montair with a double axehandle to the back of the head. Capitalising, he quickly pulls up the man from the Mid-South with a DDT and goes for the cover.

 

1…

 

 

 

2…

Kickout!

 

Siu Ann:

“Kombat was too fresh, and too rabid, to be put away with a DDT! Oh, wait a second…”

 

 3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

As ‘Name Of the Game’ comes over the PA, the crowd cheer loudly at the appearance of Gideon! He runs to the ring, and slides under the bottom rope.

 

Siu Ann:

“One of the Peacekeepers, ‘the Far East Beast’ Gideon is entrant number fourteen!”

 

Jackie:

“I bloody hate the Peacekeepers!”

 

No love loss between Gid and Elijah, Gid charges in levels him with a clothesline! Hoisting him onto his shoulders, Gid spins him around into a modified neckbreaker (Marc Mero’s TKO). He goes straight for a pin!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Just like that, a Moment of Zen from Gideon!”

 

1…

 

 

Jackie:

“Lucky bastard! Elijah Threatt is the man! He should have seen that coming!”

 

2…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“It’s over!”

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Just like that, Gideon takes out Elijah Threatt!”

 

Jackie:

“He is gonna pay for that! Endangered Species aren’t to be messed with!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Oh no! Look out Gideon!”

 

Gid has his arms held high; saluting the fans… but Montair is up! He turns the Peacekeeper around, boots him in the gut, then hooks him up into a piledriver position, from there he cradles it, leaps up, and lands on his knees smacking Gid’s head onto the mat.

 

Siu Ann:

“Oh no! Genocide Piledriver from Eric Montair!”

 

Montair goes for the cover.

 

Jackie:

“Yes, yes, yes!”

 

1…

 

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Gideon should have known better than to lower his guard in a battle royal!”

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Typical goodie goodie! More preoccupied about the fans that the actual wrestling!”

 

 

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Eric Montair puts away Gideon with his Genocide Piledriver! That is one hell of a feather in Montair’s hat!”

 

Jackie:

“Gideon should be ashamed of such a poor showing!”

 

Siu Ann:

“He pinned a man! That’s gotta count for something!”

 

Battlecry and Kombat are up… they look at each other, then look at Montair. They nod, grab each other’s and steam in, hitting a double clothesline on the owner of the Sin Mask. Kombat pulls him up and whispers something to BC to which BC nods. The double Irish whip Montair, and on his return they both hit a hip toss which throws Montair high, high in the air. After major airtime, Montair smacks off the mat, and bounces!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness, goodness gracious! Why the hell aren’t Battlecry and Kombat a tag team! That move could put away Deacon Kane!”

 

Jackie:

“Because they both suck, and both already have tag partners that suck!”

 

Montair rolls out the ring instinctively to get away from the onslaught of Kombat and Battlecry. The two men look at each other, shrug, and it is BC who offers a handshake. Kombat, without hesitation, takes it. From there, they circle each other.

 

Siu Ann:

“What sportsmanship!”

 

Jackie:

“How revolting!”

 

BC and Kombat are displaying an impressive number of technical holds, counters, throws, &c… but the crowd isn’t watching. Sadly, it is hardcore stuff that the fans want, not real talent, and as such they focused their attention on Rebellion and Jimmy Williams.

 

Admittedly, it’s pretty damned hardcore… Jimmy smacks Rebellion against a concrete wall within a sectioned off area of the crowd. From there, he grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays CO2 into the rebel’s eyes!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Look at what’s going on between Rebellion and Jimmy Williams!”

 

Jackie:

“Wait a second, Siu Ann! Here we go!”

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘We Are The Champions’ by Queen comes on over the PA to announce the entrance of Logan Phlash! He makes his way to the ring, running his hand across the outstretched fans hand on the entranceway.

 

Siu Ann:

“And entrant number fifteen is one half of the Supreme Team: Logan ‘Bigger Than Life’ Phlash!”

 

Jackie:

“What a disappointment! Where’s my monitor for what’s going on with Rebellion and Jimmy Williams?”

 

On the zerotron screens: Williams has a table set up, and rolls a battered and beaten Rebellion onto it. From there, he heads up to the balcony above!

 

Siu Ann:

“Oh goodness, goodness, goodness gracious! Please no!”

 

Jackie:

“DO IT JIMMY! You ARE the real deal!”

 

Jimmy leaps off 15-foot balcony to hit Reb with an elbowdrop… but Reb rolls off the table and Williams crashes through it!

 

Siu Ann:

“Oh nooooooooooo!”

 

Jackie:

“Fucking hell! There are times when ‘bloody hell’ just aint gonna cut the mustard!”

 

Siu Ann:

“I’m speechless! Jimmy Williams could be dead!”

 

Rebellion gets up, spits on the fallen Williams, and staggers, making his way back to the ring.

 

Meanwhile, Phlash has got to ringside, and has rolled Ass Clown and the Bilston Brawler into the ring. Kombat and BC are exchanging technical wrestling moves, and Montair is still outside the ring. Phlash and the Brawler hook up, and Phlash downs the brawler with a belly to belly suplex. Kombat finally gets the advantage over BC, and manages to throw him over the top rope to the outside. Ass Clown hits a clubbing forearm on Kombat from behind, and tries to Irish whip the RoccWylder. Kombat reverses the whip, and on Ass Clown’s return hits a drop toe hold, from there, he expertly hooks on an STF.

 

Siu Ann:

“Again, Kombat with a technical move that can instantly finish an opponent! Ass Clown MUST tap to that Mortal Kombat submission hold!”

 

Sure enough, Ass Clown taps… DING DING DING!

 

Jackie:

“Pah! Another lucky break for Kombat!”

 

Phlash is laying into the Brawler with right hands in the corner, but the countdown begins and… 

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘Digg’ by Mudvayne plays, and out comes Prey! He charges to the ring and heads straight for Logan Phlash.

 

Siu Ann:

“Here we go! Prey from the Stormriders is entrant number sixteen and he’s gone straight for Logan Phlash!”

 

Jackie:

“Well Phlash is one half of Prey’s team’s rivals! Just ‘cos it’s every man for himself doesn’t mean you can’t beat the crap out of your rivals!”

 

Prey brutalises Phlash with left hands, and then tosses him over the top rope to the outside. Prey leaves the Bilston Brawler slumped in the turnbuckles. Battlecry meanwhile, has gained the advantage over Kombat, and hip tosses the RoccWylder.

 

EMTs are attending to Jimmy Williams in the crowd, and Rebellion is finally back at ringside. Montair is up too, and he meets Rebellion with a vertical suplex that brings him over the guardrail and onto the matted floor outside the ring! All four refs outside the ring try to stop the action outside the ring, but aren’t doing any good!

 

Siu Ann:

“These men seem to LIKE it outside the ring where it goes crazy!”

 

Jackie:

“Well I like to see them doing it!”

 

With Phlash floored, Prey is under the ring looking for weaponry. He finds a broom, a couple of trashcans and a table. He smacks Phlash with one of the trashcans, and the tosses the can to Montair, who cracks it over the head of Rebellion!

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Look at the state of that trash can after it’s been dented on the heads of Logan Phlash and Rebellion!”

 

Prey picks up the broom next, and stands in a kendo style stance, stalking, as Phlash struggles to get up. Montair relentless beats on the fallen Rebellion with the trashcan. In the ring, Kombat scores with a German suplex into a bridge…

 

1…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Kombat could have Battlecry here!”

 

2…

 

 

 

 

Kickout!

 

Jackie:

“Bloody hell! Will someone get rid of Battlecry?!”

 

Phlash is up, but the vicious Prey spins around to add momentum to a swinging blow across his back with the broom! It snaps on impact, and Phlash cries out in pain as he flies forward and onto his face. Prey relentlessly pulls him to a sitting position, and using the broken handle as a makeshift cosh, measures the defenceless Phlash, and cracks him around the temple with it!

 

Siu Ann:

“Oh no! Goodness gracious! Look what Prey just did!”

 

Jackie:

“He’s great!”

 

Rebellion has caught the trashcan, and after a boot to the stomach is now downloading on Montair with it! In the ring, Battlecry with a sunset flip on Kombat!

 

1…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Sunset Flip!”

 

 

2…

Kickout!

 

Jackie:

“Is a crap move that never wins a match!”

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

‘Digg’ by Mudvayne hits the PA.

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Would you believe the luck?!”

 

Outlaw Wales runs down the aisle, straight to the aid of his tag partner.

 

Siu Ann:

“Can you believe it? The StormRiders are entrants sixteen and seventeen! Here comes Outlaw Wales!”

 

Jackie:

“With both StormRiders in the ring working together, everyone is in big trouble!”

 

Wales sets up the table outside the ring as Prey pulls up the vulnerable Phlash. Prey ‘presents’ Phlash to Wales, and Wales puts his head between his legs, lifts him up and sends Phlash crashing through the table outside the ring!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness, goodness gracious! Such brutality from the StormRiders!”

 

Jackie:

“You expected a bunch of flowers or a cookery lesson?”

 

Prey rolls Phlash into the ring, and covers him.

 

Siu Ann:

“This one is academic!”

 

1…

 

Kombat hits a DDT on Battlecry at the same time as Wales picks up a trashcan.

 

 

 

2…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Poor Logan Phlash! The StormRiders utterly decimated him!”

 

 

3.

DING DING DING!

 

Jackie:

“See ya Logan, pretty poor performance I’d say!”

 

Siu Ann:

“You’re so mean Jackie! What chance did he have without Malcom Hodges?”

 

Wales cracks Reb over the back of the head with the trashcan, and then dishes out the same to Montair. Bilston Brawler is up and goes for Battlecry. After a BC Irish whip, he is sent back down with a spinning heel kick. Battlecry then grabs the Brawler’s legs, turns him over and locks on…

 

Siu Ann:

“Beantown Victory! Battlecry’s got his submission hold on the Bilston Brawler!”

 

BB has no option but to tap! DING DING DING!

 

Jackie:

“The idiot raver is out of here!”

 

With Montair and Rebellion floored outside the ring from his trashcan blows, Wales gets into the ring. Prey and Kombat have hooked up, and Prey gains the advantage with a full arm drag and twist, straight into a hook kick! Wales grins, and as Battlecry gets up from his Boston crab on BB, Wales grabs him, hoists him onto his shoulders, and with a little jump, hits…

 

Siu Ann:

“An electric chair drop! Owy, owy, ow! Wales caught Battlecry unawares with an electric chair drop!”

 

Wales hooks the leg for a cover.

 

1…

 

 

 

 

2…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“It’s got to be over!”

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Jackie:

“That idiot was on borrowed time anyway!”

 

Kombat struggles to his feet, and then looks up. Both StormRiders advance on him with nasty sneers.

 

Siu Ann:

“This doesn’t look good for Kombat!”

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

Announcing the entrance of Joseph Synger, ‘Danger’ by Shine comes over the PA.

 

Siu Ann:

“Another tag wrestler embroiled in this feud: entrant eighteen is Joseph ‘Lost Soul’ Synger!”

 

Jackie:

“One half of Endangered Species, Synger and Threatt publicly stated they were going to work as a team in this battle royal… but thanks to Gideon, they can’t!”

 

Synger steams in and goes straight for Prey. With the odds evened, Kombat starts to brawl with Outlaw Wales.

 

The camera briefly cut to a scene of Jimmy Williams being slowly put onto a gurney, and wheeled out of the crowd to the back.

 

Montair and Rebellion are staggering to their feet, and they two begin to brawl outside the ring.

 

Siu Ann:

“This isn’t wrestling, this is just fisticuffs!”

 

Jackie:

“Well battle royals in other companies are always just shitty, boring brawls until the predictable last two actually wrestle… get used to it Siu Ann!”

 

Almost as if they could hear Siu Ann, Prey hits a standing hurancanrana on Synger, and after an Irish whip, Wales hits a side (boos man) slam on Kombat! Both go for pins, Sonny Bright slides into the ring, and he and Patricia Albertson do dual pins: Sonny on Wales; Patricia on Prey.

 

1…

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“Both StormRiders with big time moves, and a pin!”

 

 

2…

2…

 

 

Jackie:

“Here we go! Two eliminations!”

 

 

Kickout by Synger!

Foot on the ropes by Kombat!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Neither StormRider got the job done there!”

 

Unfazed, Prey pulls up Synger and Irish whips him into the corner. Wales pulls up Kombat and whips him into Synger. Prey then Irish whips Wales into the two for a devastating avalanche. Still not finished, Prey drops to the ground, and Wales hooks his legs. From there, he slingshots Prey into the corner so that he hits a high impact splash on Synger and Kombat!

 

Siu Ann:

“Just look at the teamwork of the StormRiders!”

 

Jackie:

“It’s like a work of art!”

 

Prey and Wales hit a high five, and then taunt to crowd. Kombat falls back, and Synger falls forward inadvertently head butting him in the groin!

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow!”

 

Jackie:

“Mooncat aint gonna get any lovin’ tonight!”

 

Siu Ann:

“That’s a vicious rumour Jackie!”

 

 Meanwhile outside the ring, Montair is having a jolly old time and laughing manically as he repeatedly and relentless bounces Rebellion’s head on the guardrail. Reb’s face is a mask of crimson, and he is barely conscious!

 

Jackie:

“Look at Montair go!”

 

Montair finally gets bored, and leaves Rebellion a complete mess outside the ring. As Wales continues to taunt the crowd, and Montair ascends the buckles. When Wales turns around, he is met by a Faithful Sin (top rope dropkick) from Eric Montair! Prey turns around and sees Montair nail his partner. He charges at Montair, but gets monkey flipped for his troubles! Relentlessly, Montair yanks him, up locks on a cobra clutch and hoists him over his head with a brutal cobra clutch suplex!

 

Siu Ann:

“Pills Come Addiction! Owy, owy, ow! I hate that move!”

 

Jackie:

“I quite like cobra clutch suplexes myself!”

 

On a roll, Montair pulls up Prey, hooks him up and hits a…

 

Siu Ann:

“Genocide (Cradle) Piledriver on Prey!

 

1…

 

 

Jackie:

“No-one gets up from one of them!”

 

 

2…

 

 

Wales saves his partner with an elbowdrop onto Montair.

 

Siu Ann:

“Wales saves Prey! It’s two on one here, how will the StormRiders ever get pinned when they have their buddy to save them?”

 

Jackie:

“It’s called good strategy Siu Ann!”

 

Wales proceeds to punish Montair with right hands as…

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘We Are the Champions’ by Queen hits the PA for the second time, and out comes Malcom ‘Super Flyer’ Hodges. He runs to the ring, and flips over the top rope.

 

Siu Ann:

“Malcom Hodges from the Supreme Team is entrant number nineteen!”

 

Jackie:

“I really don’t like the Supreme Team: they’re just a pair of girls!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Do you respect anyone Jackie?”

 

Jackie:

“Just myself!”

 

Hodges slingshots into the ring, grabbing Wales’ head as he goes and bouncing it off the canvas! From there, he hits a standing moonsault into a pin.

 

1…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“What a start by Malcom Hodges!”

 

 

 

2….

 

 

Prey breaks the pin.

 

Meanwhile, Synger and Kombat are up, and Synger goes straight for Prey, hooking him up into a dragon sleeper! Prey squirms around in great pain, and Kombat goes for Wales hooking him in a hammerlock to keep him away from breaking it up!

 

Siu Ann:

“Kombat is stopping Wales from saving Prey!”

 

Jackie:

“Oh no! That’s not how it’s supposed to work!”

 

As Prey is about to tap, Wales hits Kombat with a back elbow and tries to get to his ailing partner, but he is tackled by Malcom Hodges! Prey taps out! DING DING DING!

 

Jackie:

“They cheated! They ganged up on the StormRiders!”

 

Wales is furious, and stamps right onto Hodges’ head! Kombat takes him down though with a clothesline from behind. Montair is up again, and quickly hooks up Synger, surprising him from behind, and drops him with a sit-down reverse DDT! Getting up, Montair stands face to face with Kombat… and the two men start duking it out!

 

Siu Ann:

“It’s all action here! Three men down and Kombat and Eric Montair going at it!”

 

Prey is up and heads for Wales! He pushes his partner, and they start shouting at each other!

 

Jackie:

“Oh no! The StormRiders can’t argue! It’s all those bastards in the ring’s fault!”

 

Wales pushes Prey back, and gets pushed himself once more! Wales knocks over Prey with an almighty shove, but Hodges is behind him and schoolboys him!

 

1…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Wales should have been paying attention!”

 

2…

 

Prey is up, but he doesn’t help Wales, and just slides out of the ring, and heads to the back!

 

Jackie:

“Prey! What are you doing?!”

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Outlaw Wales is eliminated!”

 

Jackie:

“How can a UJW puke like Hodges pin HKWF’s finest: Outlaw Wales? This is terrible!”

 

Meanwhile, Montair gains the advantage with a boot to the stomach and a flowing DDT!

 

Siu Ann:

“Cashflow DDT! Montair’s finisher as EZ Money!”

 

Jackie:

“And here comes the countdown!”

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

As really bad Oriental music comes over the PA, the Happy Sumo waddles onto the zerotron to laughter from the crowd. He slowly makes his way down the ring, as he eats a plateful of donuts.

 

Siu Ann:

“And entrant number twenty is the Happy Sumo!”

 

Jackie:

“Bloody hell! You’ve got to be kidding me? Who let this joker into the battle royal?”

 

Montair looks at the Sumo with utter distain. He rolls out the ring, and charges up the entranceway. He snatches the plate off Sumo and smashes it into tiny pieces with a vicious blow to Sumo’s head! Sumo, donuts, and broken plate hit the floor, and C2 rolls him down to the ring like a beer barrel!

 

Siu Ann:

“Poor Happy Sumo! Eric Montair just brutalised him!”

 

As Synger and Hodges are exchanging rights and lefts, Rebellion re-enters the ring after recovering from his beating from Montair. Reb and Kombat hook up a collar and elbow tie up, and Reb forces Kombat into the corner. Montair rolls Sumo into the ring and covers him.

 

1…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Happy Sumo’s entry is over before it started!”

 

 

2…

 

 

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Jackie:

“Sod off Sumo… this is REAL wrestling!”

 

In the ring, Rebellion and Kombat have paired up and are slugging it out. Synger and Hodges, ever the tag team rivals, have done the same. Montair jeers at the crowd, and saunters down to the ring. Going underneath the ring, he finds himself yet more tools: there’s a steel chair, another couple of trashcans, another table, and… a sledgehammer!

 

Siu Ann:

“More tools being bought into play! But look Chris Brownlow is trying to get the sledgehammer off Montair!”

 

Chris Brownlow is bravely pulling at the sledgehammer, and Eamonn McHerby and Sonny Bright come to his aid. The finally manages to prise it away from him, and he goes to backhand Brownlow… but then stops and smirks nastily. From there, he sets up a table outside the ring.

 

Meanwhile, Synger gains the advantage over Hodges with an eye rake, and a snap suplex. Rebellion also resorts to an eye rake, followed by a clothesline.

 

Siu Ann:

“All action in the ring, but why has Montair set up that table?”

 

Jackie:

“Well it’ll be for something good, you can bet on that!”

 

Montair observes the action in the ring, and shrugs. He then proceeds to sit on the table, and wait!

 

Jackie:

“That’s it Eric! You let them pummel each other and hand you that title shot!”

 

As the refs berate Montair, Rebellion hits a swinging neckbreaker on Kombat. At the other side off the ring, Hodges has Synger in the buckles, and ascends to hit punches to the head that the crowd count along to…

 

1…

 

2…

 

3…

 

4…

 

5…

 

6…

 

Jackie:

“Get Hodges off Synger! They’re closed fists!”

 

7…

 

Siu Ann:

“In a no DQ match Jackie!”

 

8…

 

9…

 

10!

 

Hodges gets off, and Synger slumps in the corner. Hodges runs to the other side off the ring, steams in, and hits a broncobuster on the vulnerable Synger!

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow!”

 

Hodges pulls Synger away from the corner, and covers him.

 

1…

 

 

 

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Kick out Synger!”

 

 

 

3… No! Synger kicks out at the last moment!

 

Siu Ann:

“So close to a fall there for Malcom Hodges!”

 

Hodges is gutted, and looks frustrated as the countdown begins.

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘Freedom Fighter’ by Creed hits the PA, and Dameon comes running from the back as the fans cheer.

 

Siu Ann:

“Entrant number twenty one: Dameon!”

 

Montair meets Dameon, and goes to attack him… but Dameon is ready, and Montair gets a face full of red mist! Montair staggers back, screaming as he clutches his eyes. Smiling to himself, Dameon steams in and levels Montair with a clothesline.

 

Meanwhile, in the ring, Hodges pulls up Synger and goes for a tornado DDT, but with the move scouted, Synger throws the small man off him and crashing to the mat. Quick as a cat, Synger has Hodges up and hits him with an impaler!

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Divine Redeemer from Synger! It’s over!”

 

But Dameon is on the top rope, and as Synger gets up, he is met with a spear from the top rope!

 

Jackie:

“Why’d Dameon do that? Hodges could have been eliminated!”

 

Dameon sits on Synger’s chest and lays in right hands. Meanwhile, Kombat has downed Rebellion, and is stalking him as he gets up. With perfect timing, he sidesteps and hits a superkick on the unsuspecting Rebellion! He goes for the cover.

 

1…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“What a superkick from Kombat! He calls that ‘Fully Loaded’! It’s all over with that kick!”

 

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Remember Siu Ann, Rebellion has been in that ring from the very start! Kombat picked on a weakened man!”

 

 

Kickout at the last second!

 

Jackie:

“Look at that! How great is Rebellion? HKWF’s finest!”

 

Montair, anger all over his red face due to the mist, rolls into the ring with a steel chair. He blindsides Dameon with it right on the back of the head! From there, he repeatedly smashes him with it… three, four, five times!

 

Siu Ann:

“Someone take that steel chair off Eric Montair!”

 

Pulling up the groggy Dameon from behind, Montair hits a reverse hurancanrana onto the steel chair! He covers Dameon.

 

1…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Did you see that? Did you see how quickly Eric Montair can utterly brutalise a man?”

 

2…

 

 

Jackie:

“That was just fantastic work by Montair!”

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Montair puts away Dameon with his brutal ‘Chaos Ridden’ reverse hurancanrana onto a chair!”

 

Montair then goes straight for the still downed Hodges. He pulls him up, and hooks him into a vertical suplex position, and hoists him halfway up with a stall. He then bounces Hodges down onto the top rope, and swings back with speed due to the momentum!

 

Siu Ann:

“Slingshot suplex! I haven’t seen one of those for years!”

 

Jackie:

“An underused move, I agree! Here comes the next countdown!”

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

Horrific Bagpipe music comes over the PA to signify the entrance of Mick McNasty. The ginger bearded and kilted Scotsman heads to the ring.

 

Siu Ann:

“And here comes Mick McNasty, taking his time to walk to the ring as entrant twenty two!”

 

Jackie:

“He may be shit, but did you see what McNasty did to the Bilston Brawler? That was funny!”

 

Siu Ann:

“You’re SO horrible Jackie! The Bilston Brawler tries hard!”

 

McNasty slides into the ring, and is met by Rebellion who has just raked Kombat’s eyes. McNasty throws a punch, which Reb shrugs off, and retaliates with one of his own that sends the Scotsman reeling. Kombat however, having recovered, schoolboys the rebel! Patricia Albertson counts…

 

1…

 

 

 

Siu Ann:

“A schoolboy pin might just get the job done the amount of punishment that Rebellion has taken!”

 

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Noooo!”

 

Kickout!

 

Upon getting up, Rebellion gets bulldogged by McNasty, who had been stood waiting as Kombat pinned him. This is followed up by an elbowdrop and a cover!

 

1…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Mick McNasty covering Rebellion!”

 

 

 

2…

 

 

Jackie:

“Surely Rebellion can’t get pinned by Mick McNasty?!”

 

Kickout!

 

Meanwhile, Kombat and Synger have paired up and Montair is still beating on Hodges. Kombat downs Synger with a scoop slam, at the same time as rebellion pokes McNasty in the eye! Rebellion hooks on a hammerlock on the Scotsman and then drops him with a bulldog of his own, still holding the hammerlock. He gets up, and boots McNasty nonchalantly in the ribs, then turns his attention to the floored Synger. Kombat heads to McNasty.

 

Siu Ann:

“Rebellion gaining a measure of petty revenge on McNasty by hitting him with his modified bulldog as retaliation for his bulldog!”

 

Jackie:

“Quite right! That jobber shouldn’t have thought he was good enough to go toe to toe with one of the HKWF’s finest!”

 

 

Reb pulls up Synger, and throws a left, which Synger blocks… however, Reb takes this opportunity and grabs him with his right arm, and drops Synger with a urinage! He then goes for a cover, and Patricia Albertson counts.

 

Siu Ann:

“Look at that! Just like that, Rebellion hits a Downfall on Joseph Synger!”

 

1…

 

 

 

Jackie:

“He’s just the man! Synger is good, but never saw that urinage coming!”

 

 

2…

 

Siu Ann:

“This is over!”

 

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Montair meanwhile, runs at Hodges with a head of steam… but Hodges hoists him over the top rope with a back body drop. In exhaustion, Hodges slumps back down, leaning on the ropes. Kombat meanwhile, pulls McNasty over with a fireman’s carry suplex, then follows up with a quick judo style throw. He then locks on a reverse chinlock.

 

Siu Ann:

“Kombat displaying his mat wrestling skills here!”

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’ by Def Leppard hits the PA for the second time and Rick Samson, one of the College Crew, comes running from the back.

 

Siu Ann:

“Here comes Rick Samson! He’s entrant number twenty three!”

 

Jackie:

“I wish I was in Suc Mi Phi! Beer? Owwwwwwww!”

 

Samson slides into the ring underneath the bottom rope, and Reb capitalises on this by meeting him with a boot to the back. Pulling him up, Reb Irish whips Samson, who reverses. Catching Reb on his return, Samson nails an atomic drop on Rebellion! Hodges is up, and runs at Samson, taking him down with a cross body block into a pin.

 

1…

 

 

 

 

2…

Kickout!

 

Jackie:

“You’re not gonna put Rick Samson away with one move Hodges!”

 

Reb steams at Hodges and takes him down with a clothesline!

 

Siu Ann:

“That’s the thing about battle royals, when it’s every man for themselves… you’re constantly blindsided!”

 

Montair is back in the ring, and he grabs the unsuspecting Reb from behind and pulls him over for a belly to back suplex.

 

Siu Ann:

“See what I mean?”

 

Kombat meanwhile releases the chinlock, but steps around McNasty’s arm and hooks on a hyper extending armbar (Dan Severn’s finisher in WWF). McNasty immediately taps! DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Another instantaneous submission fall for Kombat! His technical abilities are unbelievable!”

 

Jackie:

“Who cares? He can’t pull off real wrestling moves for toffee!”

 

Montair meets Kombat in the middle of the ring, and they stare each other out… Montair throws the first punch, but Kombat hits right back. They start slugging it out as Hodges and Samson are getting back up to their feet. They both start slugging it out as well.

 

Siu Ann:

“This is just a brawl!”

 

Montair hits a clothesline on Kombat that sends both men flying to the outside. Meanwhile, Rebellion is up, and grabs both Samson and Hodges’ heads and bangs them together. From there, he hooks both into reverse headlocks, and drops them both with a double DDT! Cockily, he covers both men with one hand at the same time! Sonny Bright slides into the ring to do a simultaneous count with Patricia Albertson.

 

1…

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“What a move by Rebellion, but what arrogant covers! They won’t get it done! He should hook the leg!”

 

 

 

2…

2…

 

 

 

Jackie:

“Looks like it will do though!”

 

 

Kickout!

Kickout!

 

Siu Ann:

“You were saying?”

 

Jackie (rapidly changing the subject):

“Here comes the next entrant!”

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

The theme to Chariots of Fire comes on over the PA, and Invincible comes running to the ring.

 

Siu Ann:

“The penultimate entrant is Invincible!”

 

Jackie:

“Who cares?”

 

Rebellion gets up, and beckons for Invincible to bring it on. Invincible steps through the ropes, and Reb cheap shots him. A side Russian leg sweep later, Invincible is down.

 

Outside the ring, the unfortunate Kombat goes crashing into the ring steps after an Irish whip from Montair.

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! How DO these guys take such punishment?”

 

Rebellion pulls up Invincible, but before he can hit him, Samson grabs Invincible from behind, into a small package… but Invincible reverses the small package, pinning Samson!

 

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“Samson tried to sneak attack Invincible, but look what happened?”

 

Rebellion looks on at the pinning combination incredulously, not quite believing how cowardly Samson had been.

 

 

2…

 

 

 

Jackie:

“Kick out Samson, kick out!”

 

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Déjà vu! Both Suc Mi Phi frat boys get pinned by pinning combinations!”

 

Jackie:

“It’s just awful bad luck!”

 

Montair goes to Irish whip Kombat into the steps one more time, but this time it’s reversed, and it’s Montair who crashes into the steel.

 

Reb kicks Invincible in the face as he gets up from pinning Samson, and the bad sport Samson hits a low blow on him from behind as well! The refs grab Samson, and get him out of the ring, as Rebellion proceeds to brutally kick Invincible in the ribs. Hodges is up though, and he levels Reb with a clothesline.

 

Siu Ann:

“It’s all action here… and we only have one more entrant left!”

 

3… 2… 1! BUZZ!

 

‘Bad To the Bone’ by George Thorogood and the Destroyers comes on over the PA to a massive ovation from the crowd. Lapping up the cheers, Nathaniel Davis heads to the ring.

 

Siu Ann:

“And our final entrant: listen to the ovation for The Entertainment Franchise!”

 

Jackie:

“I don’t believe for one second that him being last is legit! Did you see the way he screwed Justin Sharp a few weeks back, taking his match with Deacon Kane away from him, by using his influence over Sincere?”

 

Siu Ann:

“Nathaniel would never rig the entrance order of a battle royal!”

 

Jackie:

“Yeah right!”

 

Nathaniel enters the ring, and is met by Rebellion, who starts talking smack. Davis, simply stands there and lets the ex-extreme champ rant at him… this infuriates Rebellion who swings a right hand. Davis blocks, and hits one of his own… a brief melee ensues which culminates in a wild swing from Reb, and a beautiful counter from Davis which results in a…

 

Siu Ann:

“Entertainment Centre! Entertainment Centre (Steiner Recliner)! Nathaniel Davis has an Entertainment Centre locked in on Rebellion in the middle of the ring!”

 

Jackie:

“Oh no! Do something Rebellion!”

 

Rebellion writhes around, but there is nowhere to go. He endures for a few more seconds, but then has no option but to tap out! DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Nathaniel Davis eliminates Rebellion!”

 

Jackie:

“The fresh man picks on someone who was there from the beginning: what a cowardly thing to do!”

 

Malcom Hodges, who had been watching, offers Davis a handshake, and Davis takes it without hesitation. The two lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Meanwhile, Montair rolls a battered and beaten Kombat into the ring and faces up to Invincible.

 

Siu Ann:

“The last five men are all in the ring, and they are Malcom Hodges, Nathaniel Davis, Peter Blake, Eric Montair and Eric Fortune!”

 

Jackie:

“Don’t you mean the winner, Eric Montair, and four idiots are in there?”

 

Hodges squeezes underneath Davis and locks on a hammerlock, Davis quickly counters with a snapmare and immediately, and a low dropkick to the back! As quick as a cat, the veteran pulls up the dazed Hodges, then hooks him up into a vertical suplex stall… after a couple of seconds, this becomes a Brainbuster! Davis goes for the cover.

 

Invincible hits a vertical suplex of his own onto Montair, and rolls right on top for a cover himself. Donald Fey slides in for this cover.

 

1…

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Nathaniel Davis just hit Malcolm Hodges with a Sign Off Brainbuster! And simultaneously, Invincible hits a beautiful rolling vertical suplex onto Montair!”

 

2…

2…

 

 

Jackie:

“Kick out Eric!”

 

 

 

3!

Kickout!

 

Patricia Albertson calls for the bell for Nathaniel’s pin; Donald Fey doesn’t for Invincible’s. DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Davis eliminates Malcom Hodges, but Invincible didn’t eliminate Montair… but oh no! He thinks he did!”

 

Invincible holds up his arms, and Montair schoolboys him from behind, and gets a fistful of tights that Donald Fey doesn’t see.

 

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“Oh no! Invincible thought he’d pinned Montair!”

 

 

 

2…

 

Siu Ann:

“And Montair is cheating! He’s got the tights!”

 

Jackie:

“I can’t see that!”

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“You have selective eyesight Jackie! Montair just screwed Invincible!”

 

Seeing this, but not having time to prevent it, Nathaniel charges at Montair, and connects with a Lou Thesz Press followed by punches to the head. Getting up, he bounces off the ropes, and hits a running legdrop into a cover.

 

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“Will a running legdrop be enough to put away Eric Montair?”

 

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“Surely not?!”

 

Kickout.

 

Kombat is up, but decides not to interfere and let Montair and Davis fight one on one. Davis Irish whips Montair, and connects with a Powerslam into a cover.

 

1…

 

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Powerslam! Will that be enough?”

 

 

2…

 

Jackie:

“A RUNNING powerslam’d be enough… but look at that chicken Kombat! He’s waiting to pick off the winner!”

 

 

Kickout at the last moment!

 

Siu Ann:

“So close!”

 

Undaunted, Davis quickly grabs Montair’s legs and wraps him up in a figure four leglock! Montair screams in pain!

 

Siu Ann:

“The figure four leglock: one of the classic, and one of the most painful, submissions in the business!”

 

Montair tries to power out of it, but fails. He tries to crawl to the ropes, but fails. He looks around in desperation, flailing his arms… but to no avail. He clenches his fists, grits his teeth and tries to roll it over again, but the bigger Nathaniel Davis simply has the strength advantage in his legs.

 

Siu Ann:

“How much more can Montair take?”

 

Jackie:

“Look at that sadist Kombat watching on!”

 

Davis leans back further to increase the pressure! Montair has no option… he taps out! DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“Montair is eliminated by Nathaniel Davis!”

 

Jackie:

“Davis is just a cheater! He swindled everyone, got the last entry, and is now picking off everyone else who has had horrendous beatings!”

 

Siu Ann:

“I hope you have evidence to back up those accusations Jackie!”

 

Davis immediately releases the hold, and Montair clutches at his legs. Patricia Albertson, while Montair is still momentarily vulnerable, manages to get him out of the ring, and escorted away by Sonny Bright and Chris Brownlow. Kombat offers a strike of the knuckles to Davis, and he does so. The two begin to circle each other.

 

Siu Ann:

“Last two are Kombat and Nathaniel Davis!”

 

The two hook up, and Kombat gets the better of the exchange as he slides out of Davis’ grip, hoists him onto his shoulders and drops him with a Samoan Drop. Quickly pulling up the Entertainment Franchise, he gets a double underhook and hits a Chicken Wing Suplex on the veteran.

 

Siu Ann:

“Early advantage to Kombat!”

 

Siu Ann;

“Who cares? The decent wrestlers have all been eliminated! That raving fool Bilston Brawler might as well have won!”

 

Kombat goes for his Mortal Kombat finisher (STF), but with it scouted, Davis squirms out and grabs the bottom rope. However, upon turning around, Kombat nails him with a…

 

Siu Ann:

“Fully Loaded superkick from Kombat on the Entertainment Franchise… and now he’s climbing the turnbuckles to finish this one!”

 

Kombat leaps off the top rope with a senton bomb… but Nathaniel rolls out of the way!

 

Jackie:

“Stick to the mat wrestling Kombat! You might be crap at that, but you’re AWFUL at aerial wrestling!”

 

Siu Ann

“You gotta believe if he’d hit that, Kombat would have been the number one contender!”

 

Quickly up, Nathaniel ascends the buckles quickly, and flies off with a beautiful moonsault onto the fallen Kombat! He lands it straight into a pin!

 

1…

 

Siu Ann:

“I’ll Make You Famous! Nathaniel calls that moonsault the ‘I’ll Make You Famous’!”

 

Jackie:

“It’s a bloody moonsault! Nothing else! A moonsault!”

 

 

2…

 

 

Siu Ann:

“Whatever it is, it could get Nathaniel his shot at the CCW Regional title!”

 

 

Kickout!

 

Nathaniel looks perturbed, but doesn’t let it get to him. He pulls up Kombat, and expertly ties him up and drops him down with a T-Bone suplex. From there, he ascends the ropes again, and flies off with…

 

Siu Ann:

“Chart Topper! Davis connects with a Chart Topper into a cover!”

 

1…

 

Jackie:

“You mean Davis connects with a top rope legdrop into a cover?”

 

 

 

 

2…

 

Siu Ann:

“The move that Celestia L’yark put him away with on her debut match!”

 

 

 

 

 

3? NO! Kombat’s leg is on the ropes!

 

Jackie:

“I don’t believe a little pipsqueak like Kombat could counter a top rope legdrop!”

 

Siu Ann:

“He has so much heart does the young man Kombat!”

 

Davis is looking shocked! He quickly gets over it, and pulls up Kombat again, this time dropping him with a Jake Roberts ‘classic style’ DDT. From there, he grabs the dazed Kombat and locks on…

 

Siu Ann:

“Another Entertainment Centre! Davis has finished two men with that move tonight! Kombat must be next!”

 

Jackie:

“Who cares? They’re both goodie goodie idiots who won’t win the title when they get their shot anyway! Let’s just hope Kombat taps and gets this one over and done with!”

 

Kombat flails about, in obvious pain, but Davis isn’t relenting!

 

Siu Ann:

“He has to tap out!”

 

With the painful move applied and nowhere to go, Kombat has no option but to tap! DING DING DING!

 

Siu Ann:

“He’s done it! Nathaniel Davis, with his Entertainment Centre, has done it! He’s the number one contender to the CCW Regional Championship!”

 

Jackie:

“This is a sad day for GZW and CCW!”

 

Nathaniel gets up, and Kombat lays there, exhausted from the grueling match. Nathaniel, to the cheers of the crowd, starts to celebrate. 

 

Siu Ann:

“Wait a second! That’s… that’s Jimmy Williams!”

 

Williams, all taped up and wielding a steel chair has come through the crowd. He sneaks into the ring, behind a celebrating Nathaniel Davis. He calls out Davis’ name, and the Entertainment Franchise turns around to a vicious, devastating chair shot right on the cranium (think Balls Mahony).

 

Siu Ann:

“Goodness, goodness gracious! Poor, poor Nathaniel Davis! He’s just been assaulted by Jimmy Williams!”

 

Jackie:

“Correction, he has just been legally hit in a wrestling match! Jimmy Williams was not eliminated!”

 

Siu Ann:

“You mean…?”

 

Jackie:

“I bloody well mean that Jimmy Williams is still legal in this match! He was never eliminated after being stretchered out!”

 

Williams drops the chair, and grabs Nathaniel Davis. He hoists him up into a vertical suplex stall, and then drops to his knees, letting Nathaniel drop between his legs into an inverted tombstone piledriver onto the chair!

 

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! Jimmy Williams just hit a Retribution onto a steel chair! This is heinous!”

 

Jimmy covers Nathaniel, and Patricia Albertson reluctantly goes down for the cover: a look of disgust and sorrow on her face.

 

1…

 

Jackie:

“Williams has this one in the bag!”

 

 

 

2…

 

Siu Ann:

“This is academic! Jimmy Williams sneak attacked Nathaniel and hit a Retribution onto a chair! Poor Nathaniel!”

 

 

3!

DING DING DING!

 

Patricia holds up The Real Deal’s arm, as ‘Never Again’ by Nickleback plays. Williams pulls away from her, and then picks up the chair. He then goes to Nathaniel, measures him, and brings it down onto his back. He carries on, ignoring Patricia Albertson’s pleas for him to stop.

 

Siu Ann:

“His victory is questionable, but this is just unacceptable! How dare he disrespect a GZW legend like this! You’d have thought he was in Pride! Wait a second…!”

 

Jackie:

“What’s SHE doing here!”

 

Mrs. M has climbed over the railings! She slides into the ring, loaded handbag in her hand, and whacks it across his back! He staggers, but does not fall. He turns around, chair in hand, and smiles nastily! He then advances on her with evil intent.

 

Siu Ann:

“Williams is going to hit Mrs. M! You leave that old lady alone, you brute!”

 

Jackie:

“She deserves it! Interfering old hag!”

 

Mrs. M backs into the turnbuckles, and Williams pulls back the chair as she begs him not to… but Kombat is up, and yanks the chair out of his hands! Capitalising on the distraction, Mrs. M boots the Real Deal right where it hurts! He collapses, and rolls out the ring.

 

Siu Ann:

“Thank goodness!”

 

Jackie:

“Three on one! Davis, Kombat and the old hag! Their evil attack on him doesn’t alter the fact that Jimmy Williams is number one contender to the CCW Regional Title!”

 

Mrs. M and Kombat help up the battered Nathaniel Davis, and Williams jeers as he retreats up the entranceway.

 

Siu Ann:

“What a match! What a way to start Fallout: Zero Tolerance!”

 

Jackie:

“For some inexplicable reason, we’re passing onto inferior commentators now, so from Siu Ann and myself: Sayonara!”

 

Siu Ann:

“Get a new catchphrase Jackie!”

 

Jackie:

“How can you say that! If it’s good enough for that pipsqueak Wuchie to steal, than it can’t be bad! And Wuchie, your arse is mine if you continue to steal my line!”

 

The camera shows Mrs. M consoling Davis, and Kombat helping him up the aisle, as Siu Ann signs off…

 

Siu Ann:

“Bye everyone! Enjoy the rest of Fallout!”

 

 

---Parking Lot---

 

*The custom made 2002 black Cadillac Escalade of T-Rex comes speeding into the underground parking lot of the GZW2k1 Coliseum and comes to a halt inside one of the parking spaces.  He steps out and grabs his duffel bag before walking towards the elevator and going up to the main building.  He steps out of the elevator and proceeds towards his locker room but before he gets to far he is stopped by senior reporter Weston Bentley.*

Weston: Can we get a quick word with you Rex?

T-Rex: Yea but make it quick I need to get ready.

Weston: No problem.  Tonight you step into the ring with a member of Pride in the form of Justin Sharp.  Any chance you can let us in on your game plan?

T-Rex: Game plan?  You don't go into a match with Justin Sharp and stick to a game plan.  You go out there and you put your career on the line and when all is said and done you realize that a game plan is useless.

Weston: Fair enough.  Justin said earlier today for you to get Magic, Angel, and Pimp off your mind and to focus on him.  Are you focused?

T-Rex: Am I focused?  Weston you've known me since the EWO have I ever gone into a match not focused?

Weston: Um..no

T-Rex: Exactly.  And tonight will be no different.  Justin will see exactly how focused I am in just a few minutes.

*T-Rex pushes past Weston and proceeds to his locker room as the scene fades.*

 

*****

 

 

---Backstage---

 

(Scene opens up a man wearing dark glasses with red writing on the with the words Ideology written on them, the words Ideology flash on the screen, also in red writing. then Jeff appears on screen, and Ideology places his arm around Jeff)

 

Jeff: are you the same man we saw on Travesty!

 

(Ideology shakes his finger as if to say ‘tut tut’)

 

Jeff: what?

 

(Ideology grabs Jeff around his neck, and begins to walk down a corridor with Jeff’s neck firmly in Ideology’s grasp. Eventually they come to a door with the words “American Fat Ass” on the door. Ideology places Jeff down, and opens the door. Sure enough as Ideology opens the door, there is the American Fat Ass, with half a packet of cookies, and a full packet by his feet. Ideology just points at him)

 

Jeff: what about him was he Media Language?

 

(Ideology goes in, as the American Bad Ass notices him coming in, he spits all the bits of cookie in his mouth out. The American Fat Ass realizing that he is spitting out perfectly good sugary goodness, falls to the concrete, attempting to recover the saliva covered crumbs of the cookie. Ideology just shakes his head, and begins to stomp away on the back of the American Fat Ass, and points to Jeff. Jeff just shrugs his shoulders)

 

Jeff: why don’t you just tell me what?

 

(Ideology picks AFA up and points to him one more time, and again Jeff just shrugs his shoulders, Ideology pointing for the last time throws AFA into a cupboard, and AFA’S head goes straight through it. Ideology turns to Jeff, and knocks Jeff’s shoulder, as Ideology walks past)

 

Jeff: I just don’t get this!

 

(scene fades to black)

 

*****

 

 

 

---Parking Lot---

 

In the underground parking lot of the GZW Coliseum a stretch limo pulls in. The limo comes to a stop and the chauffeur jumps out and runs to the back to open the door. He opens the door and out steps the Director of All Wrestling Operations in GroundZero Wrestling 2K1. Kandi Fortune, dressed in a black form fitting dress, looks around the parking lot as she steps out. From behind her comes her youngest sister Holly Fortune, dressed in a beautiful evening gown. The two sisters walk into the Coliseum, confident strides in their swagger.

 

*****

 

 

 

---The host table---

 

Pike: What a way to start off Fallout: Zero Tolerance with an explosive 25-man pinfall or submission battle royal! That has to go down as the most intriguing and action packed battle royale in GZW history! Major kudos goes out to Siu Ann and Jackie, the Wednesday Wyldside team, for commentating that grueling match!

 

Hunt: Was there every in doubt who was going to go on and represent GZW in the hunt for the CCW Southern Region Championship! “The Real Deal” Jimmy Williams has been disrespected and overlooked since he came into the GZW! If it wasn’t for the great Sincere bringing him into Chaos Theory© than ol’ Jimmy would still be unknown! Now with the shot to prove to the Booking Committee that he is the “Real Deal” expect Jimmy to put a lot of the competition to rest!

 

Pike: Next up is the first ever Combined Championship Wrestling match for the Southern Region Championship!

 

Hunt: You think with the influx of these new companies into GroundZero Enterprises they won’t be needing a brilliant color commentator like me?

 

Pike: Hunt, you could probably find work anywhere! Let’s go down to ringside and join Smart Mark Cascade and Albert Cortez for this CCW matchup!

 

 

 

---Combined Championship Wrestling Regional Championship Match: Mid-South Wrestling Alliance’s Chris “Canadian Thunder” Trepanier vs. United Japan Wrestling’s Enon---

Cortez: Next up we have a true exhibition of wrestling skill from UJW’s “The Executioner of Megiddo” Enon ...get the popcorn folks this should be good!

Cascade: That's right but I think you are selling his opponent, MSWA’s “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier a bit short. This young man has shown a great deal of talent and skill in the short time that he has been signed on as a member of MSWA!

“The Thunder Rolls” by Garth Brooks as Chris T. enters the ring first and a loyal core of MSWA fans cheer for him. He limbers up on the ropes and walks about the ring, working out some nervous energy.

“Spit It Out” by Slipknot echoes through the Coliseum as the massively built Enon comes to ringside.

Cascade: Well, if the fans weren't sure about Canadian Thunder, most of them won’t know how to react to United Japan Wrestling’s Enon!

Cortez: After the beating Enon and Raziel gave to this Chris T. on Friday Travesty it won’t be hard for these idiot fans to figure out!

The noise from the crowd is not cheering, nor is it jeering. One fan holds up a sign that says "Will Megiddo be making his appearance tonight?"

Enon is all business and sets his eyes on his opponent and never breaks contact. He shakes his hands to loosen them up and waits for the bell.

At the sound of the bell both men charge into a clench, nothing doing. Both break the hold and circle each other to the right. Again they join in the clench Enon with an armbar, reversal by Chris, the Executioner of Megiddo with an arm lock, Canadian Thunder again with a reversal, hold and counter hold both men showing their technical expertise in the middle of the ring.

Cascade: Now this is textbook wrestling folks! What an opening display Cortez?

Cortez: ZZZZZzzzz Huh? Oh yeah sure whatever you say...let me know when they start breaking something would you?

Enon comes in and drops to his knees while bringing a punch into Chris’ midsection. Enon to his feet. Straightening Chris up, Enon brings down a chop that stumbles Chris back a step, Enon with another chop and Chris with another back step, the crowd starts "WHOOOO"-ing in time with the chops. A third and then a fourth chop has Chris in the corner. Enon takes a moment to survey his handiwork. Then comes charging in the short distance with a clothesline. Chris drops to the mat and grabs the incoming Enon on the inside leg, flinging the bigger man into the turnbuckles.

Cascade: Excellent! What a move by Chris T.!

Chris rolls into a standing position, and brings a high kick to the back of the Enon's head, bouncing him off the turnbuckle again. Chris hooks a crisp snap rear waistlock suplex and brings the UJW wrestler into the center of the mat. Chris falls on the downed Enon and swarms over him looking for the right opening. Enon counters Chris’ attempts at holds and rolls out of the way to the side of the ring by the ropes.

Cascade: Enon escapes Chris’ attempts at locking on a hold!

Cortez: Come on Stupid Mark, do you really think this Mid-South rookie has what it takes to beat a United Japan superstar?

Chris moves in on Enon, but Ref Sonny Bright keeps him back as Enon is on the ropes. Chris steps back and waits for Enon to stand. Enon comes in low again with a shoulder tackle that doubles Chris over. Enon moves with great fluidity and hooks a quick but brutal DDT dropping Chris to the mat. Enon drops an elbow across the chest of the Canadian Thunder and then goes to work on the legs. Hooking in an ankle lock, Enon has a confident look on his face.

Cascade: Enon definitely in control right now!

Cortez: Of course he is! The man is the executioner of Megiddo for goodness sake! Whoever the hell Megiddo is!

Chris reaches for the rope break and gets it. Enon is the one backed up by Ref Bright this time. Chris to his feet comes charging in at Enon. Both men miss contact and continue to the opposite ropes again, barreling in on each other. Chris with a spinning heel kick connects with Enon. The massive man still with great ring presence quickly rolls out of the ring. He stumbles around on the outside getting his bearings and shakes out the cobwebs from that last flurry of offense.

Cortez: Ah! Masterful strategy by Enon! You know this guy and me have the same workout trainer!

Cascade: (sarcastically) I can tell Cortez! You must train at the McDonald’s right next door to the gym Enon goes to!

Chris, not wanting to lose the edge, runs to the closes corner and climbs to the top, holding his balance until the right moment...

Cascade: Great googlimoogli! Chris Trepanier with a flying cross body block from the top turnbuckle to the floor!

Both men collapse in a heap on the outside of the ring. Enon to his feet first, waits for Chris to stand and then knocks him down again with a perfectly executed superkick. Chris tumbles back into the "safety rail". Enon stalks his opponent and tosses him back into the ring. Enon goes up the steps and casually strolls into the ring. Whipping Chris to the ropes, Enon catches him and spins him around in a spinning shoulder breaker. Enon with the cover.

One...

Cascade: Chris T. with the kick out!

Enon again with the whip to the far rope. On the way back, Chris puts on the brakes just as Enon goes airborne with another standing dropkick. Enon lands on the mat and Chris comes in with four successive knee drops to the ribs of the downed Chris. Enon rolls away and to his feet just as Chris comes in. Enon with a back body drop flips Chris up and over the top rope. Chris lands hard on the Coliseum floor.

Cascade: Out goes Chris T.!

Cortez: He just wants to get away from the Executioner!

Enon with the quick roll out brings Chris back into the ring and whips him into the corner. Enon moves in on Chris and maneuvers him until he is tied up upside down hanging from the top rope.

Cortez: Time for the Tree of Woe!

Enon lands three measured kicks to the stretched stomach of Chris. Then moving back to the far corner, charges in...

Cortez: Here comes Enon around third, he slides...and he's safe!!!

Cascade: Enon with a baseball slide to the unprotected head of Chris Trepanier!

Enon unhooks Chris from the ropes and flips him to the center of the ring. Enon looks like he changes his mind and brings Chris back into the corner, sets him up on the top rope, Enon sets himself in position.

Cascade: Looks like a superplex or Northern Lights suplex coming up from Enon!

Chris struggles up to a standing position on the top rope, just 6 inches higher than Enon, he lands some punches on Enon. The MSWA superstar dives over Enon and comes up with the UJW superstar on his shoulders, Chris facing into the ring and Enon facing out. Chris falls to his knees and then slams Enon to the mat. Ref Bright with the count.

1...2...

Cascade: Enon kicks out after that sunset flip powerbomb! Enon is visibly shaken and angered by that last bit of offense from Chris T.! Look at his face!

Cortez: Oh! I love it when they get their "pissed off" face on!

Enon comes in and Chris meets him with a flurry of blows. They fall to the mat and roll under the rope and out onto the floor.

Cortez: Now were talking! It's just a brawl now!!

The two men roll away from the ring still trying to get the upper hand on the damage they are dealing their opponent. Enon hooks a belly-to-belly that lands Chris on the steel ramp. He follows in with an elbow but Chris rolls out of the way.

Ref Bright starts the count

1…2...

Chris grabs Enon's head and bounces it off of the "safety rail" twice. Some chops of his have Enon reeling.

3...4...

Enon blocks an incoming punch and runs Chris across the rampway and into the far rail.

5...6...

Chris with some overhead blows to the back of Enon. He breaks free and heads for the ring. Enon in pursuit, grabs at Chris’ back boot and trips him off his feet. He moves in quick and starts to hook in his The Gallows submission (half chicken wing and half nelson combination)

7...8...

Somehow Chris wriggles his body around and is able to avoid the hold from being locked in completely.

9...

Chris makes a dive for the ring as Enon makes a last grab at he opponent.

Chris T. makes it back into the ring just as Ref Bright hits ten.

Herbert Torres: Your winner as a result of a count out, “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier!

Cortez: What? This is a travesty! Who does this Mid-South rookie think he is? He just got here for Pete’s sake! How is it that he was able to beat Enon?

Cascade: Chris T. has won this bout but I’m not sure if he has won the CCW Regional Championship! We need to get word to the CCW executives to find out the ruling here as I’m not sure if this ruling will stand!

Enon's face is red with rage and indignation. He rolls into the ring and with a quick clothesline, knocks Chris down. Now Enon fully hooks in his The Gallows submission. Confidence returns to the Enon's face, he shrugs in the hold increasing the pressure. Chris screams in pain and starts to kick the mat frantically. Ref Bright tries to get Enon to break the hold but the Executioner of Megiddo won't budge.

Cascade: What poor sportsmanship shown by Enon! He lost the match fair and square! Yet he's acting like a big baby just because he didn't get his way!

Other officials finally flood the ring and only by sheer weight of numbers are they able to get Enon to release the hold. Enon is escorted to the back as the Ref Bright helps Chris stand and raises his arm, announcing him as the winner and first ever Combined Championship Wrestling Regional Champion.

Cascade: Well hopefully news will return tonight concerning on whether or not MSWA’s Chris Trepanier will be legitimately recognized as the CCW Southern Regional Champ or not?

Cortez: Hell no in my opinion! That Canadian freak needs to go back to the backwaters of Nashville and keep trying to get the Mid-South Championship belt!

Cascade: For my partner, Albert Cortez, I’m Smart Mark Cascade, enjoy the rest of Fallout: Zero Tolerance!

 

---Backstage---

The massive ex-GZW Heavyweight Champion Deacon Kane is seen pulling into the underground parking lot on his custom built Harley Davidson motorcycle. The big man is dressed in biker boots, faded blue jeans, and a United Japan Wrestling promotional t-shirt on. He swings his legs to dismount off the bike and makes his way into the Coliseum, a determined look on his face.

*****

 

---The host table---

Pike: Deacon Kane has just arrived to the Coliseum and boy does he look focused!

Hunt: Wouldn’t you Donutboy? Pimp Bizkit cheated him out of his Heavyweight title weeks ago! Pimp is my man and all, but I wouldn’t dare cross the 478 pound Deacon Kane!

Pike: Well in the main event Deacon gets his chance to prove that Billy Bond’s victory over him on Tuesday Crimson on the 12th of February was a fluke! Up next we go down to ringside so that crazy trio from Insane Gods of Wrestling can announce the next encounter! Take it away guys!

 

---Barbed wire rope and Light Tube Match: Jacob Helmsley vs. Kid Kaos---

Patrick Nelson: Three the Hard Way from Insane Gods of Wrestling have returned to GZW pay-per-view! I’m Patrick Nelson, joined by my other two comrades, Joshua Samson and Todd Crumb!

 

Joshua Samson: Three the Hard Way? If you ask me this would be a singles trio?

 

Todd Crumb: Samson, listen to what you just said you big ass idiot!

 

Nelson: This next match sounds like a nightmare at a hardware store! It's the barbwire rope and light tube match between Jacob Helmsley and Kid Kaos! These two men have been going after each other for a couple of weeks and it all comes to an end here tonight once and for all!

 

Samson: Well it almost ended for Kid Kaos last week on Crimson when he took an ass whooping from Deacon Kane!

“Front 2 Back” by Xzibit hits the PA system. The fans rise to their feet as Kid Kaos makes his way to the ring. The fans give a mixture of cheers and boos. Cheers due to the attack he received by Deacon and boos due to the attitude the newcomer displays on GZW TV.

“Meaning of Life” by Disturbed hits the speakers as Jacob Helmsley, makes his way to the ring. The crowd gives this GZW rookie a mixed reaction as well.

Nelson: Here comes Jacob Helmsley! He is scary guy!

Samson: I wonder if he can still think straight after the light tube Kid Kaos busted over his head several weeks ago!

Crumb: We have already seen Freak Mauler taken out of the battle royale earlier tonight, I wonder if he will play a part in this match like he did weeks ago?

The crowd anxiously awaits the arrival of the light tubes. Four tables, each filled to the limited with light tubes, are brought out to ringside. Ref Donald Fey looks a little worried about this one. There’s the bell to signal the start of the match. Jacob and Kaos circle each other, each man wary of the barbwire ropes. They lock up. Jacob, the stronger of the two, easily wins this test of strength. Jacob goes behind, locks up a full nelson and drops Kaos with a full nelson suplex (dragon suplex). Kaos carefully slides out of the ring and catches his breath. Jacob seems to not even care about Kaos and is jaw jacking with Ref Fey. Kaos sees this and grabs a light tube.

Nelson: It didn't take long for Kid Kaos to grab one of those light tubes! Helmsley had better keep his attention on his opponent!

Carefully Kaos slides in the ring. Jacob turns around and gets a face full of light tube as Kaos smashes it in his face. Jacob Helmsley goes down as the crowd pops.

Samson: That's just horrible! How could he do that? Kid Kaos should be ashamed of himself!

Crumb: As if Helmsley wouldn't have done it if given the chance! Both men wanted this match!

Jacob rolls around as Kaos carefully springboards off the barbwire and drops a leg drop on Jacob. Kaos goes for the pin, but only gets two as Jacob shows his strength and tosses Kaos right off…and into the barbwire.

Nelson: Ouch! Kid Kaos is stuck on the barbwire! You can see the pain on his face as the barbwire is tearing into his flesh!

Samson: Beautiful, ain't it?

Jacob rolls outside and brings in a table along with a few light tubes. He sets up the table in the corner, propping it up against the turnbuckle.

Nelson: Helmsley lifts Kid Kaos up onto his shoulders, but Kid Kaos slides off and lands behind Helmsley!

Kaos pushes Jacob in the back and into the corner. Jacob stops himself and points at his head like a classic heel, thinking he outsmarted his opponent. Jacob turns around, but Kaos kicks him in the midsection. Kaos lifts up Jacob and…

Nelson: Kid Kaos just crucifix powerbombed Helmsley through the table in the corner!!! (crowd chants “holy shit”) Helmsley is bleeding badly! This is not for the faint of heart, that's for sure! Now Kid Kaos grabs his legs and ties Helmsley in the tree of woe. He places some light tubes in front of Helmsley’s face. Kid Kaos runs to the other corner. Kid Kaos runs in and baseball slides into the light tubes, smashing the light tubes in Helmsley's face! (another “holy shit” chant starts)

Samson: This reminds me of the IGW!

Helmsley is screaming in pain, but also seems to be laughing. Kid Kaos slides out of the ring and grabs a ladder.

Crumb: What is Kid Kaos going to do with that ladder?!?

Samson: He better be using it to change a few light tubes!

Kaos slides back into the ring with the ladder as Helmsley is starting to move around. Kaos lays some boots into Helmsley's stomach and then starts to climb up the ladder.

Nelson: Kid Kaos' going up the ladder! But wait! Helmsley gets up and grabs a light tube. Jacob Helmsley smashes it onto the back of Kid Kaos!

Kaos falls to the mat. Jacob lifts up Kaos by the throat. He carries his opponent by the throat, walks to the barbwire ropes and tosses Kaos over and through a light tube table.

Nelson: INSANITY!!! That was insane! (Huge “GZW” chant starts up) Helmsley just choke slammed Kid Kaos over the top barbwire rope and down onto that table full of light tubes! It looks like a car wreck as Kid Kaos is laying there with glass and wood everywhere!

Crumb: Unbelievable!

Samson: Talk about Extreme!

Jacob takes a bow as the fans continue to chant “GZW”. Kaos slowly gets up and rolls back into the ring.

Nelson: You have to give credit to Kid Kaos! He's one tough son of a gun!

Samson: It’s okay, Nelson, this is pay-per-view! You can say son of a bitch!

Jacob sees Kaos getting back into the ring. Jacob charges at him for a clothesline, but Kaos counters with a back body drop…and send Jacob into the barbwire.

Crumb: Ouch! Mortal Kombat has nothing on this match!

The barbwire breaks under Jacob's weight. Helmsley has many cuts on his back. Kaos hops outside and slides in two normal tables. He stacks them up and lays Jacob on top. Jacob is still hurting from the back body drop into the barbwire. Kaos grabs a few loose strains of barbwire and wraps them round his body.

Nelson: Oh my god! Kid Kaos is setting up that ladder in the ring! He's climbing up the ladder with barbwire wrapped around him as Helmsley is laying on two stacked tables!

Samson: No! He better not do what I think he's going to do!

Crumb: A barbwire wrapped Kid Kaos leaps off the ladder and splashes Helmsley through two tables! (Huge Kid Kaos chant starts up) OH MY FRIGGIN' GOD!!!

The fans are on their feet as both men are rolling around in pain. Somehow, someway, Jacob slowly makes it to his feet and lifts up Kaos. Jacob lifts him up onto his right shoulder for a powerbomb. Jacob takes four steps before launching Kaos in the air, sending him through the barbwire and crashing through another light tube table.

Nelson: HOLY CRAP!!! Helmsley tosses Kid Kaos like a missile through barbwire and through another light tube table! This is flat out insane!

Samson: This is fucking awesome!

Jacob goes crazy, as does the crowd. Kaos slowly rolls out of the mess. Ref Fey hops down and ask if he wants to stop. Kaos yells no and the match continues. Jacob hops down to the floor. He grabs Kaos up and tosses him in the ring. Jacob then tries to move the one of the two remaining light tube tables. He yells that he’s going for one more. The crowd approves.

Nelson: Oh my! If Helmsley sends Kid Kaos through one more light tube table...

Samson: Good-bye Mr. Kaosity!

Crumb: You are so lame Samson!

Jacob slides in the ring. But Kaos is up and starts fighting with Jacob. The two men exchange blows, but Jacob with a huge short arm clothesline drops Kaos down to the mat. Jacob grabs the ladder and sets it up for The 540 (double spin shooting star press).

Nelson: Now Helmsley is climbing up the ladder to the top! But Kid Kaos gets up and pushes the ladder! Jacob Helmsley and the ladder fall into the barbwire and onto a light tube table. (crowd chants “holy shit”) The fans said it all! Ref Fey tries to help Helmsley out of the mess of barbwire. Helmsley staggers back to his feet! How is he still able to get up?!?

Samson: Simple, he's evil!!!

Crumb: And you’re simply an ass!

Helmsley grabs another normal table before going back into the ring. Kaos and Jacob start fighting again. Kaos starts to get the upper hand with rapid right hands, but Jacob with a rake of the eyes gains the advantage. Jacob with a stiff forearm shot to the face drops Kaos to the mat. Jacob sets up the table in the ring. He picks up Kaos and...

Nelson: Death Valley Driver through the table! Helmsley just sent Kaos through the table with a Death Valley Driver! This could do it!

Samson: Crumb, I bet I wouldn’t be an ass if I busted you in your lips?

Crumb: Anytime bed wetter!

A fatigued Jacob rolls over onto Kaos for the pin.

1…2…

Nelson: No!!! Kid Kaos kicks out! Can you believe it?!?

Samson: Damn! That was the slowest count I have ever seen!

Crumb: That count was legit and you know it! Wait! Somebody is coming down the ramp…its Freak Mauler!!!

Freak comes to the ring with some objects in his hands. Jacob gets up and notices Freak sets up a table at ringside. Freak then takes the object in his hand that is now identified as...

Nelson: Lighter fluid! Freak is setting the table at ringside on fire! Freak yells for Helmsley to send Kaos through the fiery table with a running powerbomb!

Crumb: What is Freak Mauler’s angle? Didn’t he just help Kid Kaos a few weeks ago?

Jacob lifts up Kaos and has him in position for a powerbomb. Jacob runs to the side of the ring toward the flaming table. (The barbwire ropes on that side have been cleared due to previous action in the match) Jacob goes to powerbomb Kaos, but is reversed into a hurricanranna by Kaos. Jacob goes crashing into the fiery table.

Nelson, Samson, and Crumb: (in unison) HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Jacob yells in pain as the fire is on his back. Freak stomps on Jacob to put the fire out. A battered and fatigued Kaos grabs Jacob and rolls him into the ring. Kaos also tosses some of the few unbroken light tubes into the ring. Kaos lifts up Jacob and slams him down on some light tubes with the...

Nelson: Kaoitic Krusher! (scorpion deathdrop) The cover by Kid Kaos!

1…2…

Nelson: Three!!! Kid Kaos is the winner in this brutal match!

The fans rise to their feet to give both men a standing ovation. Freak Mauler walks backward up the rampway pointing at Kaos.

Nelson: You have to give props to both men! They've given it their all and then some in this vicious and dangerous match! Both men are two great competitors and they put it all on the line tonight!

Crumb: That's what GZW action is all about!

Samson: And now we have to go back to the IGW!

Nelson: From Three the Hard Way, enjoy the rest of Fallout: Zero Tolerance!

 

---Backstage---

The scene opens to Paul “ The Professional” Terry backstage in front of the dressing room door of Invincible and Battlecry. Terry is decked out in an off the rack black suit and tie.

Terry: Paul “The Professional” Terry backstage in the locker room area. I’m standing outside the dressing room of Peter Blake and Derek Ashton, also known as Invincible and Battlecry respectively. After a grueling battle royale which witnessed Battlecry taking a sledgehammer shot to the head by Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair and still continuing, Battlecry has been transported to Grady Memorial Hospital down the street. I am waiting for Invincible to come out to see if I can get a word on his fallen friend and partner.

The door opens behind Terry and Invincible hurries out wearing jeans and a t-shirt.

Terry: Invincible, Invincible!! A quick update on Battlecry?

Invincible looks back at Terry with a slight frown.

Blake: (bluntly) He’s hurt.

Invincible turns and continues down the hallway.

*****

 

---Medical Room---

 

Kombat and Mrs. M watch as EMTs examine Nathaniel Davis. The Entertainment Franchise sits stoically and allows the medically trained men do their job.

 

EMT#1: It looks like you’ll be fine, Mr. Davis, but before you decide to take any more bumps tonight I would advise against it.

 

Davis: Thank you gentleman. I’ll keep that under advisement.

 

Mrs. M: You listen to EMT, Nathaniel. That bad Jimmy Williams try to hurt you. I slap his legs real good. He no cheat.

 

Eric: Mrs.M’s right, Nathaniel. Don’t even think about going for any kind of revenge on him right now!

 

Davis: (places his hand on Eric’s shoulder) Both of you are right. Jimmy Williams will get his in due time, but Mrs. M you played a risky game out there earlier. We are trained to take the punishment in that ring not you. No disrespect but I don’t ever want to see you comin’ to my rescue ever ever again. Sho would never forgive me if somethin’ happen to his mother because of me.

 

Mrs. M drops her head, slightly sad. Eric looks at Davis and Davis shrugs his shoulders.

 

Davis: (placing his arm over Mrs. M’s shoulder) But you did knock some sense into him, Mrs. M.

 

Mrs. M lifts her head with a huge smile on it. Both Eric and Davis smile along with her.

 

Mrs. M: I only do what my little Sho would have done. After Billy beat bad Deacon tonight we all go to restaurant and Mrs. M cook special meal for everyone. (looks at Eric) And special girl might be there as well!!

 

Eric blushes as the three leave the room.

 

*****

 

 

---The communal locker room---

 

Chris Trepanier walks out of the shower room of the communal locker room that all newcomers and developmental wrestlers to GZW utilize. With only a towel wrapped around his waist and shower shoes on, Canadian Thunder walks to the locker he was temporarily assigned for tonight. Before he can get to the locker a man dressed in camouflage pants with a matching headband blindly attacks him.  He has on a pair of black boots and camouflage elbow pads.  His back has a large tattoo of the American Eagle resting on a giant anchor.  The man drives Chris’ head into the lockers as Ass Clown and Happy Sumo look on in bewilderment, not wanting to get involved as they already took a beating once tonight in the CCW Southern Region battle royale.

 

The man viciously continues to slam Chris’ head into the locker until the MSWA superstar is busted open. The man looks around the room and lets out a shrill howl before slapping on an iron claw to the face of Chris T.

 

Man: You think you are so high and mighty Chris T.? Feel the Venom Strike of Snake!! I’ll see you this weekend back home in MSWA where Stallion and I will beat the hell out of you!!! You’re looking at the next Mid-South Champion!!!

 

Snake releases the hold from the bloodied face of Chris and walks out of the room as if nothing happen.

 

*****

 

 

---“I Quit” Match: “Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage vs. “Wrestling Franchise” Monarch---

Pike: We are waiting for the arrival of our next two opponents, Adam Cage and Monarch. These two sadists have been trading blows for months now. The talk around the office is that both men feel they're the more brutal of the two and I'm not sure how much wrestling we're going to see....

Hunt: BAH! Who needs wrestling? These guys are going to kill each other...and you can only see it here...on Fallout: Zero Tolerance!

Camera shows backstage area with Monarch crouching in the shadows behind some equipment.

Pike: There's ...Monarch but what's he doing?

Cage comes moving down the corridor heading to the stage and the ring. Monarch springs from his hiding place and ambushes Cage with an almost animalistic fury. Both men go careening into the far wall.

Hunt: Looks like these two have started early!

Cage gets Monarch bent over with a gut kick and DDT's the Punisher onto the concrete. He picks up Monarch by the hair and hauls him to the backstage area and then out into the Coliseum for the crowd to see. The crowd cheers not for any one particular opponent but instead for the opening display of brutality by both men.

Cage begins to lead a stumbling Monarch down the ramp, when Monarch puts on the brakes and pushes Cage away. Monarch follows in with a double axe handle to the shoulders of Cage and the momentum of the blow brings both men to ringside. A fan at ringside has a "Use My Sign" sign and shoves it into Monarch's face. The BlackHeart turns around and grabs the fan by his forearms and flips the fan over the safety rail, the incoming fan ends up connecting with Cage as he moves in on Monarch.

Pike: Err, I'm not sure Monarch can do that...

The fan is out for the count and Cage stumbles back against the ring. Monarch points at himself designating himself as the most brutal. Cage shakes his head in denial and picks up the collapsed fan in an overhead press and throws him at Monarch. Monarch catches the incoming body, but flips over the safety barrier into the crowd.

Pike: For those of you at home that particular fan was the winner of the "Enough n' Tuff" contest we held here in the local area...don't worry, he's fine...(I think)!

Cage jumps to the top of the rail and measures an elbow drop. Down he comes but Monarch is able to roll the fan into the way of the blow. Monarch stumbles to his feet. Cage charges in and again the men are nothing more that a whirling storm of fists and feet.

Pike: No wrestling here. Just kicks and punches!

Both men pound off each other to a stance. Cage with a lowblow, a chop across the chest. Cage grabs a nearby chair and feints a high swing. Monarch goes to block the incoming blow, but Cage pulls up on the swing and instead throws the chair straight up and hits Monarch with The End (spear). Fans scramble out of the way to avoid the incoming projectile formed by the two men. The chair clatters to the floor unused.

Pike: Some strategy used by Adam Cage, I guess!

Monarch with several successive eye pokes to Cage’s eyes gets to his feet and kicks Cage's side several times. Stepping on the hands of Cage whenever he tries to stand, Monarch goes for the fallen chair. Monarch charges in and gives Cage a steel chair wedgie and the crowd groans. Monarch with an overhead smash to the head of Cage. Cage tries to gain some distance, and rolls away and back into the backstage area.

Pike: The fight is going to the backstage area! The cameras are giving chase!

The action picks up again in the backstage area as Cage has slammed a rolling speaker case into Monarch, pinning him to the wall. Next to Cage on the wall is a fire hose, which he quickly unravels. Monarch climbs over the cabinet and dives at Cage. Both men fall through the opposite wall into some unused dressing room. Cage digs his hands into the throat of Monarch. Monarch starts to turn blue in the face and it looks like Cage has drawn blood. Cage goes back out through the hole in the wall and brings in the end of the fire hose. Cage hits Monarch several times with whipping motions using the nozzle for full impact.

Pike: Adam Cage is whipping Monarch with that hose!

Hunt: Reminds of the time this one hot chick and me....

Cage wraps the fire hose around Monarch's middle and after more punches to the face and a stomp to the chest, makes a move to the valve to turn on the hose.

Pike: Shit on me! If Cage turns on the hose while it's wrapped around Monarch, he could be cut in half!

Hunt: Fatality! Finish him!!!

Monarch is able to trip up Cage with the excess hose and then also wraps Cage diagonally around the shoulder. Monarch now goes for the valve. Both men fight over control for the valve, Monarch pulls at the extra hose at Cage's feet, Cage stumbles but doesn't fall. It is still enough time for Monarch to gain control and open the valve full.

The hose snaps to life as 250+ PSI rushes through the empty hose line. The hose becomes stiff and rigid and constricts around Cage and then Monarch. Both men howl in pain but concentrate on their opponent. Trying to navigate with the hose wrapped around them appears awkward.

Pike: How can these two men be moving at all? I'm sure Monarch has rib damage and Cage's arm is more than likely dislocated! Get some help back there!

Hunt: Fighting using a water hose! Gee, that's innovative, in a Tom and Jerry sort of way!

Both men face each other; hand around the other's throats. Monarch, with the hose around his chest has problems breathing, but Cage is obviously struggling with his arm.

A GZW staff member runs over and tries to cut off the water to the hose, but the pressure remains in the line even after the valve has been closed. Panic on his face, he searches for something to cut the hose...he runs off as both men, still choking the life out of each other, fall to their knees, their hatred for each other burning in their eyes.

The staff member returns with...

Pike: Is that a chainsaw?

Hunt: Oh boy! This is one clusterfuck of a mess!

He starts up the saw and then cuts the hose, releasing the pressure and letting the hose line go limp. Water sprays everywhere as the pressure escapes. Monarch makes a huge gasp of air and Cage breaks his hold to get untangled from the hose. Cage turns on the staff member and demands the chainsaw. The staff member backs away, shaking his head in the negative. Cage pursues and finally overtakes the worker.

Angle: …

Monarch kicks the hose off from around him like it was a dead boa constrictor. Holding his side, he props himself up against the wall and starts to stand.

RRRRRRRRR!

Pike: Wowsers! Cage is actually trying to remove some of Monarch's body parts!

Hunt: That's why Cage should wear a mask! He's Leatherface under there!

Cage comes charging in with the chainsaw. Monarch ducks and the saw digs into the wall right above where Monarch's head just was. Monarch scrambles under Cage's legs and stands up. Spinning around, he hits Cage in the back of the head with a standing sidekick. Cage, still struggling with the saw is pushed against the wall. This further buries the saw in the wall. Monarch moves away seeking ground more to his choosing.

Pike: Monarch is moving away from the scene! Either to get away from the chainsaw or to find a weapon of his own!

The cameras lose sight of Monarch. Cage just drops the chainsaw and runs out onto the stage in search of Monarch. But as Cage steps out onto the stage, Monarch comes out from behind and clotheslines him.

Pike: Monarch blindsides Adam Cage with a clothesline! The Wrestling Franchise lifts up the Ragin’ Shotgun to his feet and drops him with a piledriver onto the steel stage. Monarch now mounts Cage's chest and chokes him with his bare hands, trying to get him to quit!

But Cage will not quit. He reaches out and grabs Monarch's throat as well. Cage then rolls over and is now on top of Monarch. Cage rains down wild left and right punches down on Monarch, and then he grabs the BlackHeart's head and repeatedly slams the back of it into the steel stage.

Hunt: He's beating Monarch's head into the stage like a drum!

Cage gets off of Monarch. With Monarch still laying on the stage, Cage climbs up the steel supports on the side of the video screen. The fans cheer as Cage is now standing on the steel beams that line the bottom border of the video screen.

Pike: Oh my! What is Adam Cage going to do here?

Hunt: I bet it's something dangerous and sadistic!

Cage leaps off the bottom part of the video screen and drives an elbow to the chest of Monarch on the stage. A huge chant of GZW starts up.

Pike: Incredible! Cage leaps off the Zero-tron with an elbow drop down to the heart of Monarch on the stage! That may have taken as much out of Cage as it did Monarch!

Slowly, Cage gets up and lifts Monarch to his feet. But the former HKWF World Heavyweight Champion nails Cage in the "lower regions" with a low blow. With Cage holding his "family jewels", Monarch rips out a mounted stage light from off the stage and smashes it into the face of Cage, sparks fly as Cage falls down the stage and rolls down the ramp.

Pike: What a shot! Monarch just smashed that stage light in Cage's face! Monarch stomps on Cage as he rolls down the ramp. He picks up Cage and tosses him into the steel steps!

With Cage laying on the ringside floor, Monarch reaches under the ring and pulls out a...

Pike: That's an extra security guard rail! Who put that there?!?

Hunt: More shenanigans from that rascally ring crew!

Monarch drags the guardrail piece over to the Pig Latin announcers' table and places it near the table. Monarch then lifts up Cage and drags him over to the table. Monarch with a headbutt, rake to the eyes and chops, then places Cage on the Pig Latin announcers' table. Monarch then grabs a steel guardrail piece and lays it on top of Cage on the table. The deranged Monarch then climbs up to the top turnbuckle in the ring...

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! MONARCH LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ONTO THE GUARD RAIL ON CAGE AND CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE! SHIT ON ME!!!!

Hunt: Holy shit!

Fans start a huge “holy shit” chant.

Pike: Monarch just sacrificed his own body, crashing onto the guardrail, smashing Adam Cage underneath it and crashing through the Pig Latin table onto the concrete floor! And look at Monarch! He's writhing in pain and he's smiling! That's just flat out eerie!

The sadistic Monarch slowly gets up, heavily favoring his ribs. He pulls Cage out from the under the guardrail. He rolls the limp Cage into the ring.

Pike: For the first time in this match, the action is now in the ring! Monarch slides into the ring. He lifts up Cage to his feet, but somehow, Cage is fighting back with punches! Monarch with a stiff forearm shot to the face stops the rally. Irish whip by Monarch. Cage bounces back and ducks a Monarch clothesline. Cage goes behind Monarch, hooks him by the waist and drops him on the back of his neck with a release German suplex!

Morris: My neck hurt watching that!

Both men slowly get up to their feet. Cage charges and clotheslines Monarch out of the ring. Monarch slowly gets up and approaches the ring. Cage runs and dives between the ropes for a suicide dive. Monarch side steps and grabs Cage around the neck...

Pike: The Pain’s Face (crossface)! Monarch locked it on in midair as Cage dove out of the ring! This could be it!

Monarch is unable to apply full pressure to the hold, due to the awkward angle both men are at on the floor. Cage is able to squirm out of position and push his arm into Monarch's face. Monarch has no choice but to break the hold. Monarch comes down with a quick elbow across the back of the neck then walks away. He then picks up the steel steps and drives it down onto the back of Cage's neck. Monarch lifts up Cage and rolls him back into the ring. Monarch slides back into the ring.

Pike: Like a shark circling the waters, Monarch is ready for the kill on his prey!

Hunt: *sings the Jaws theme*

Monarch moves in and goes to lock on the Pain’s Face again, but Cage slides out onto his knees. He grabs Monarch's legs and pulls them out from under him from behind. Monarch falls face first to the mat. Monarch gets up slowly. Cage moves in and slams Monarch's face into the mat with a bulldog.

Pike: Adam Cage is not done yet! He lifts Monarch up and drops him on his head with a wicked Last Resort (brainbuster)! Cage lifts up Monarch and locks in a cobra clutch! Will Monarch submit?

Hunt: You know Monarch never quits! He'd rather pass out first!

Ref Paulie Newman checks on Monarch as Cage locks in the cobra clutch. But Monarch manages to swing his leg back and kick Cage in the groin. With Cage stunned, Monarch turns around and drops Cage with a DDT.

Pike: Now Monarch is going for the Throne of Pain! (camel clutch) He's got it locked in!

Hunt: I don't think Cage is the quitting type, but he's got to be in a lot of pain!

Ref Newman asks Cage if he will quit, but the Pride member yells no. Monarch sits in lower to apply pressure to the lower back.

Pike: Cage will just not submit! An annoyed Monarch breaks the hold!

Hunt: Kind of like this one hoe I met at this bar, she just would not submit and give me her number! Damn hoochie!

With Cage down, Monarch goes to ringside and grabs a steel chair. The BlackHeart slides into the ring. Cage slowly gets up to his feet. Monarch with a booming chair shot. Cage falls to one knee. Cage gets up again. Monarch swings for another chair shot, but Cage ducks it. Monarch turns around. Cage kicks him in the midsection, causing Monarch to drop the chair. Cage grabs Monarch and drives his head into the chair with the...

Pike: Nova! (flowing DDT) In a normal match, Cage could go for the cover, but this is an I Quit match! Adam Cage lifts Monarch back up again. He drives Monarch's head into the chair again with the Last Resort! Wowsers, Monarch's neck may be broken after those to devastating maneuvers!

Hunt: And now the pease de le resistance!

Pike: I didn't know you spoke French!

Hunt: Neither did I!

Pike: Cage has got Monarch in a submission hold, a triangle sleeper, his positioning is perfect, the only difficulty I can see is that Monarch has a tendency to pass out before submitting!

Ref Newman moves in to check on Monarch. Monarch is in a state of denial, he won't tap...his efforts become less animated he starts to move slower.

Pike: Oh no! Here he goes...

Hunt: Yep, that Monarch is one smart cookie can't lose if you don't say "I QUIT"!

Cage shifts the hold and grabs Monarch's right arm. The pain brings Monarch back to full consciousness.

Hunt: What a tactic! Brilliant!

Monarch still struggles, fading out again. Cage cinches in the move tighter, giving it all he's got. Cage pulls hard on Monarch's arm as he is nearly dislocating it. The scream heard from Monarch is something that none have heard before. Cage nods his head. Ref Newman checks Monarch again. Now Cage doesn't even wait for Monarch to get foggy. He combines the nagging and constant pain of the sleeper with the sharp and violent pain of his actions on Monarch's upper arm.

Monarch implores to someone or something in the rafters...he gets no answer, his shoulder slumps oh so slightly....

Monarch begins to furiously pound the mat, and screams “I QUIT” as loud as he can.

Hunt: (spitting out his mouthful of water) PPPFFFFTTTTT!!!! Monarch has tapped out!

Pike: Adam Cage has made the most sadistic wrestler in the GZW tap out!

Hunt: The FORMER most sadistic wrestler in the GZW you mean!

Pike: Monarch is out of the match! He has been beaten at his own game! Adam Cage is the most sadistic wrestler in the GZW!

After the bell stops ringing, and the crowd cheers (?) Cage lets go of the now whimpering Monarch. Cage stands up and Ref Newman raises his hand in victory.

Herbert Torres: Your winner...Adam Cage!

Cage unceremoniously turns on the fetal form of Monarch. The newly crowned "most sadistic wrestler" stomps on Monarch before leaving the ring.

Pike: There he is the most sadistic in the GZW!

Hunt: A title to be proud of!

 

---Voyage of an Indy Legend---

"Let me take you for a walk down memory lane."

Shots are shown of Justin Sharp as rookie back in HWA.

"You may push me around, but you can not win."

Justin is shown being beat by various wrestlers before finally winning the HWA Title back at HWA F.I.N.E

"You may throw me down, but I'll rise again. The more you say, the more I defy you, so get out of my face, oh yeah!"

Justin is shown being fired from HWA but then reappearing in EWF.

"You can not stop us! You cannot bring us down! Never give up one and we go on. You'll never break us, never bring us down!"

Justin is shown winning the EWF Tag Titles with Maxx Strange but then being fired and sent to XFWF.

"The wind blows, I lean into the wind. My anger grows, I'll use it to win! The more you say, the more I defy you. So get out of my way! Oh Yeah!"

Justin is shown winning the XFWF World Title against Ginjin in a Inferno Match but then shots are shown of him being fired from XFWF by Danny P.

"All my will, all my strength, rip it out...start again."

Justin is shown winning the DCW World Title and the XWF World Title.

"You can not stop us! You cannot bring us down! Never give up, we go and on. You'll never break us! Never bring us down! We are our lives."

Justin is shown arriving in GZW and forming Pride with Maxx Pain and Adam Cage. Finally shots are shown of him winning the LH Title last week on Crimson.

"All my will, all my strength, rip it out...start again. All my will, all my strength, rip it out...start again. All my will, all my strength, rip it out...start again!"

"Leave it all behind, can't go back! Can't go back!"

Justin is shown beating Nathaniel "Entertainment Franchise" Davis.

"You can never stop us! You cannot bring us down! Never give up, we go and on. You'll never break us! Never bring us down! We are out life! We are our Life!"

Justin is shown standing with his GZW LH Title.

***Paid for by Justin Sharp and Pride***

*****

 

 

 

---The Interim Deputy Commissioner speaks---

 

“Sprach Zarathrusta” echoes throughout the Coliseum as the GZW fans come to their feet in boos for the most decorated wrestler in GZW and the Interim Deputy Commissioner as he walks down the rampway. Sincere is dressed in denim jeans and a black GZW t-shirt. He has on the dark sunglasses that he never removes unless he is wrestling.

 

Pike: The Interim Deputy Commissioner making an announced appearance on Fallout: Zero Tolerance! I wonder what is on Sincere’s mind tonight? Probably someway to screw Billy Bond out of his Heavyweight Championship and put more favor on Deacon Kane’s side!

 

Hunt: You should pay more respect to authority Donutboy! Shuttup anyway, the professor of psychological warfare and mastermind of mindgames is about to speak!

 

Sincere steps into the ring as the crowd continues to boo him. Herbert Torres hands him a microphone as Sincere paces the ring.

 

Sincere: Yes, yes, boo all you like mindless cattle. It matters not because the man with the power in this company is Sincere. For over a year I have kept this company afloat with my feuds with my brother-in-law Nathaniel Davis (crowd explodes with cheers) and the “GZW Enforcer” T-Rex (crowd explodes again in face pop). I have been declared by far the most highly decorated wrestler and athlete in GroundZero Wrestling. With my ties to Hong Kong Wrestling Federation and United Japan Wrestling it has been the Jade Dragon that has keep GZW connected to the international wrestling scene.

 

Hunt: The man has a point, Donutboy!

 

Sincere: Here at Zero Tolerance I am staking my ultimate claim to complete power of this company. Come tomorrow morning I will be meeting with the GroundZero Enterprises Board of Executives and I will show them proof that Kandi Fortune is not capable of operating this company. I will convince them that only a man that has bleed, sweat, and cried for this promotion is able to lead it into the future. I will be proclaimed the sole Director of Operations of GZW!!

 

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Sincere is making a power play to declare himself the boss of all bosses in GZW!

 

Hunt: Hell, I would work for him any day!

 

Sincere: The call for Chaos has been sent once again. Pay witness to the man that will bring GZW to the next…

 

Before Sincere can finish his sentence “Bloodlines” by Slayer rocks the PA system as the crowd looks to the entranceway in bewilderment as to who would be foolish enough to interrupt Sincere. Fireworks skyrocket into the air from the entranceway as Kandi and Holly Fortune step onto the stage. The crowd pops with mixed reaction.

 

Pike: Kandi Fortune has returned to the GZW Coliseum! She is looking great!

 

Hunt: But why is she interrupting her right hand man?

 

Kandi: Sincere, now I see why Tate never trusted you. Tate had everything planned out, totally outlined. He knew that you were going to be too greedy, too self-serving to rely upon. Now you show me your true colors. I’ve returned now, Sincere. Back to run the company that a great man lived and died for. Tate was bigger than his rulebreaker status, Sincere. Tate Edmonson wanted to build not destroy. But Tate lived for his fans and his fans loved Tate Troublesome. That’s why Tate left us the way he did; his finally acts in the ring as a major rulebreaker.

 

I’m here tonight to show the wrestling world that the legacy of Tate Troublesome continues on. That here at this closed circuit event that there will indeed be zero tolerance for all the bullshit that has been going on. There is no more Fortune Familia just Bloodline. You can try to appeal to the GZE Board of Executives but it will do you little good, Sincere. In case you haven’t forgotten, a Fortune sits on that board and that Fortune is my sister Nikita Fortune. So you have been checkmated. Things are about to change around here. It’s time to enforce the rules in MY company again.

 

Suddenly "I am the God of Hellfire, and I bring you... FIRE" blasts over the PA
system as a ring of fire lights up on the ring entranceway. "Fire" by the
Prodigy kicks in, and the crowd look on in puzzlement.
 
Suddenly, Sho Murakame slowly ascends up through the ring of fire, with his
head held up high and his old trademark firesticks across his chest in a
cross. When the pneumatic lift has stopped, Firefly thrusts his flamesticks
high in the air, prompting a loud cheer from the crowd for the retro entrance. A short martial arts display follows, with the firesticks spinning around with lightening quickness (think Steve Blackman with sticks on fire).
 
Kandi: Who better to enforce those rules upon you for one night only than the man who stood by Tate Troublesome through thick and thin…”Firefly” Sho Murakame!!
 
Sho walks to the ring with both sticks in his right hand held high in a
cross, as he does so, runs his hand along the crowd for low fives. When he
reaches the ring, he ascends a turnbuckle as the lights go down. From there, he blows a flammable liquid into the flames and blows a huge ball of flame into the air. Putting out his firesticks, he backflips into the ring with a serious look.

As “Fire” blasts out over the sound systems, the fans chant “Firefly” for the now retired wrestler who enters the Coliseum pointing at his rival in the ring. Referee Sonny Bright quickly follows as Kandi and Holly walk backstage.

Pike: We thought we saw the last of Sho Murakame weeks ago on a February Tuesday Crimson!

Hunt: Bah! Bugboy should have stayed retired when he could! Now Sincere has to cripple him!

When FF hits the ring, he is met by Sincere. FF begins to unleash a flurry of rights and lefts to the head of The Interim Deputy Commissioner. With Sincere reeling, FF goes for a spin kick but Sincere ducks under him. FF smashes Sincere's mouth with a back elbow. Sincere gets up and FF tosses him with an arm drag and another. Sincere in an attempt to catch his breath, rolls out of the ring and rests up against the announcer's table.

Pike: Sincere getting out of the proverbial kitchen as Sho Murakame is turning up the heat!

Hunt: He's just giving Bugboy a chance to rest! Yeah, that's it!

FF goes to the other side of the ring and comes off the ropes to a suicide dive aimed at Sincere. Sincere masterfully dodges his dive and FF's head hits the table with a loud THUNK.

Pike: The Firefly comes crashing down right in front of us! His head hit the table hard!

Sincere takes advantage by slamming FF's head on the table a couple of times before whipping him into the guardrail. Sincere rolls FF back into the ring. Sincere with a snap suplex and a blatant foot choke on FF. Ref Bright pulls Sincere off.

Hunt: The professor of psychological warfare and mastermind of mindgames showing what he does best. A snap suplex showing his technical skills and a boot choke to show that he's a bad mother...

Pike: Shut your mouth!

Hunt: I was just talking about Sincere!

Pike: I DON'T dig it!

Sincere goes after his opponent but FF reaches up and hits Sincere with a jawbreaker. FF downs Sincere with a pump kick to the injured jaw and lifts him up and rolls him back into the ring. FF lifts him to his feet and whips Sincere to the ropes. Sincere comes off the ropes and gets kicked in the gut before FF takes him down with an ax kick. With Sincere on the mat holding his face, FF slaps his thigh and climbs the ropes. FF points at the downed Sincere and leaps off the ropes with a guillotine leg drop that connects with bare canvass as Sincere rolls out of the way.

Hunt: The poor little Sho go boom!

Sincere lifts FF and plants him in the mat with a brainbuster. The Jade Dragon with the first cover of the match but gets two. Sincere lifts FF and whips him into the corner but FF hops up to the second rope. FF leaps back and turns in midair, nailing Sincere with a flying cross body.

Pike: Firefly with the cover! But Sincere kicks out at one!

Both men get back to their feet. FF applies a rear waist lock after the tie up. Sincere reverses with a standing switch and hits FF with a release German suplex. Sincere goes to drop an elbow, but FF gets out of the way. FF pulls himself up as Sincere is down on the mat. FF with a quick leg drop and a few stomps to the head before he lifts Sincere to his feet. FF sets Sincere up for a suplex but Sincere pulls an urinage out of nowhere.

Pike: Sincere with the counter! Cover by Sincere! 1…2…no! Murakame kicks out!

Hunt: Don’t you hate when these broken down wrestlers can’t stay retired? If you say you’re done with the business than stay done!

Sincere whips FF to the corner after letting him get up. Sincere follows for a clothesline, but FF gets the boot up. Sincere stumbles away, FF with a big right hand to knock down Sincere. FF points to the corner and the crowd cheers as FF grabs Sincere's legs and catapults him into the corner. FF comes up and slams Sincere's head into the turnbuckle several times as the fans count along. But Sincere fights back with an elbow to FF's mouth. Sincere slams FF into the turnbuckle. Sincere with a roll up, FF reverses the roll up into a pin of his own, that Sincere too reverses into another pin, which FF also reverses. Finally Sincere kicks out and both men stand center ring staring at each other as the crowd applauds them.

Pike: A series of near falls!

Hunt: I'm surprised Bugboy can keep up with the technical marvel that is the Jade Dragon!

A lock up followed by a snapmare from Sincere, which is followed by a rear chinlock. FF struggles but Sincere cinches the hold. The crowd begins to chant "Firefly" and the former Heavyweight Champion shakes his fist in defiance of Sincere. FF gets to his feet and plants few strong elbow strikes to Sincere's gut before shooting him to the ropes. Sincere comes off and knocks FF down with a shoulder block. Sincere grabs FF's wrist and pulls him to vertical base before thrusting his shoulder into FF's a few times. Sincere whips FF to the corner and nearly flattens him with a fierce clothesline. Sincere whips FF hard into the opposite corner and FF comes stumbling out into the waiting arms of Sincere. Sincere signals for the end of the match and he slams FF to the mat with ring rattling force with the Sincerely Yours (double underhook powerbomb) Sincere with the cover.

1…2…

Pike: No! Sho Murakame kicks out!

Sincere lifts up his opponent and attempts a vertical suplex but FF flips over and lands on his feet. FF takes Sincere down with a falling neckbreaker. FF wearily climbs the ropes, but Sincere is there to stop him. FF is now precariously sitting on the top turnbuckle. Sincere lifts him and brings FF down hard on the mat with a superplex. Sincere again goes for the cover.

1…2…

Pike: No! Murakame is able to get a shoulder up!

Hunt: Come on Ref Bright! You can't deny the Interim Deputy Commissioner of GZW and the soon to be boss of bosses!

Sincere snaps at Ref Bright for what he claims was a slow count. Sincere grabs FF and whips him to the ropes. FF ducks under a clothesline and comes off the opposite ropes with a flying forearm smash. The fans pop. Sincere rolls out of the ring. FF goes to the ropes again and flips over the top rope taking Sincere out on the floor with a slingshot senton flip.

Pike: High flying offense from Firefly!

Hunt: Ugh!

FF whips Sincere to the guardrail and slams him on the rail a few times before taking the action back to the ring. FF stomps on Sincere a few times and allows Sincere to get to his feet. FF sets up Sincere after a few well-placed right hands and hits Sincere with a kryptonite krunch. FF goes for the cover as the crowd goes wild.

1…2…

Pike: Sincere kicks out!

Hunt: Boy, that was close!

As FF goes back after Sincere, he is met with a devastating rising clothesline that sends him flipping head over heel onto the mat. Sincere mounts FF and begins to pummel him until the Ref Bright pulls Sincere off. The Interim Deputy Commissioner pushes Ref Bright back and grabs the top rope and puts his foot on FF's throat in a blatant choke.

Hunt: Choke him! Choke him good!

Sincere releases after a four count from Ref Bright and lifts FF to his feet. Sincere grabs FF and places him upside down in the corner in a tree of woe. A few kicks to the gut from Sincere before he backs into the far corner. Sincere sizes up FF and dashes across the ring. He hits FF's face with a baseball slide. FF flops down onto the mat. Both men begin to show signs of fatigue as their movements get slower.

Pike: This match has taken its toll on both men!

Sincere lifts his opponent up to his feet. Sincere unleashes a series of clubbing forearms on the back of FF. Sincere takes a moment to yell a quick "shut up" to the fans which receives boos and jeers form the crowd. As Sincere goes back after FF, he is caught off guard as FF grabs his waist and lifts him up coming downward slamming Sincere’s throat across the top rope with a stun gun. FF takes a moment to get his bearing before advancing on Sincere. FF goes to whip him but Sincere reverses with a short arm clothesline that levels FF. Sincere pushes FF into the corner and thrusts his shoulder into his midsection a few times.

Sincere turns around to glare at Ref Bright, reminding Bright that he works for him, but when he turns around he is met with an explosion of punches from FF, who has now gained a second wind. The fans are going wild. FF places Sincere in the corner and climbs to the second rope. FF looks to the crowd before taking his left hand and grabbing a handful of hair. The crowd counts along with the fan favorite as he lays in to Sincere. " 3,4,5,6,7,8,9..." FF pauses for a second, draws a bead on the middle of Sincere's head and releases the fiercest punch that his weakened body can muster. The crowd counts "10" and cheer wildly.

Pike: Murakame is back on fire now!

FF now in control tries to whip Sincere to the ropes, but Sincere reverses and drops his head for a back body drop. But FF has Sincere scouted and puts on the brakes. FF plants Sincere on the canvas with a sharp DDT. FF points to the corner and the fans cheer loudly. FF hops up to the top rope and waits, stalking his prey as Sincere stumbles to his feet. Phoenix looks to end this encounter with a top rope clothesline. FF takes flight, but Sincere has regained his senses and catches FF in midair and literally tosses him across the ring with a belly-to-belly release suplex. The fans begin to chant "Holy Shit, Holy Shit".

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What a counter by Sincere!

Sincere takes a moment to shake the cobwebs out before encroaching on FF. Sincere pulls FF up by his hair and punches him viciously in the face. Sincere then drives several knees in the gut of FF. The fans can almost hear a couple of ribs cracking. Sincere sets FF up on his shoulder and begins to spin. In an attempt to deliver the devastating spinning shoulder breaker, FF slips off still holding Sincere's head. FF in a desperation move hits Sincere with an Inverted DDT. The crowd is going insane as both me lay on the mat purely exhausted. FF slowly crawls over to Sincere and covers him. Every single fan is on their feet as Ref Bright goes down.

1…2…

Pike: No! Sincere gets a shoulder up! Firefly lifts Sincere up to his feet as the fans are going wild. But Sincere with a lowblow regains the advantage! Sincere kicks Murakame in the midsection and slams him down with a gutwrench diving powerbomb! Cover by Sincere!

1…2…

Pike: No! Firefly kicks out!

Hunt: What?!? What will it take?

A frustrated Sincere looks to the capacity crowd and calls for the Sleeping Dragon (dragon sleeper hold) He waits behind FF as he gets up slowly. Sincere moves in to lock in the Sleeping Dragon, but FF anticipates it. He moves to the side, lifts Sincere onto his shoulders and drops him with an Angle Slam. The fans pop. Both men slowly get up to their feet. FF kicks Sincere in the midsection, underhooks, twists his body so that there backs are together and drops Sincere with the move known as...

Pike: Enforcer (Unprettier)! You know what is next Hunt!

Hunt: No, no, no! Hell no!

Hitting the Enforcer, FF quickly scales to the top of the nearby turnbuckle as the crowd explodes in cheers, as they know what is next. FF, eating up the crowd applause, launches himself through the air with…

Pike: Fairplay Splash (Jeff Hardy style Swanton Bomb)! Firefly with the cover!

1…2...

Pike: Three! Sho “Firefly” Murakame wins his last match here in GZW! What a match!

Hunt: No!!!! I really hate those damn goody goodies!!

Sincere slowly rolls out of the ring and heads to the back as Ref Bright holds Firefly's hand up in triumph.

 

 

 

---The host table---

 

Pike: A triumphant final match for Sho Murakame! That is surely a man who will be inducted into the GZW Ring of Honor!

 

Hunt: I think Kandi has finally lost it! She is planning on going up against Sincere!

 

Pike: Speaking of incredible feuds the next match is sizzling hot! We now send it over to the Friday Travesty main broadcast team of Will and Dean “Multi-Talented One” Fisher!

 

Hunt: Hey, Dean, twenty bucks if you take Donutboy here and you come on over to Tuesday Crimson!

 

 

 

---LightHeavyweight Non-Title Match: Justin Sharp vs. “GZW Enforcer” T-Rex---

 

Will: Hey aww nice to be here for our match at Fawwout:zewo towwewance!

 

Dean: why the hell they don't just have us to the entire PVV I don't know. Everybody knows that If I was commentating for the entire show then the ratings would go through the roof

 

Will: weww without further a do, wett get stwaight on with this match!

 

("I am NUUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBEER OOOOOOOOOONE" screams out of the PA system, as T-Rex makes his presence known as he steps out onto the rampway met by a massive explosion of fan pops from the crowd)

 

Dean: I don't understand why the fans like this guy, I mean he's a goody goody, and damn well irritating!

 

Will: The fans have wespect for the guy, and so do I, He's a gweat athwete for a BIG man.

 

Dean: and I guess you'd know just how big he is!

 

Will: DEAN… I'm not that way inclined and you know it!

 

(T-Rex walks down the rampway, hitting some high fives with the fans, and signing an autograph  for a young boy at ringside, before entering, doing a shadow boxing style preparation for his match)

 

Will: T-Wex wooks gweat, and weady to go!

 

Dean: Hey now GO walk out the door!

 

Will: HAHA, you know T-Wex wiww be here for a wong time to come!

 

Dean: only because he has Pimp behind him, as we all know what the situation is between them at the moment!… exactly why Magic's going to be Played-a-live later on tonight!

 

("One step closer" by Linkin Park begins to play on the PA system, as Justin Sharp steps out on the ramp-way and is met by a monster heel pop from the crowd. Sharp smirks, and cockily walks down the rampway)

 

Will: head weferee Adam Wowe wiww be cawwing this match!

 

Dean: that guys a lower, and he'ww never be anything more than a weferee… how pathetic!

 

(Justin enters the ring, and glares at T-Rex, who keeps his distance by standing in his corner, as Justin steps up onto a turnbuckle and taunts the crowd, who respond with boos, and a few paper cups are sent towards him)

 

Will: the cwowd wetting Justin know what they think of him!

 

Dean: exactly they're chant "YEEAAAH, YEEAAAH"

 

Will: I think you need you ears cleaning out Deano!

 

(Referee Lowe scans both men for foreign objects, before finally calling for the bell to begin the match)

 

Will: as somebody wouwd famouswy say "WET'S GET WEADY TO WUMBLE"

 

Dean: you sound as pathetic as Jackie Lee with those corny over used lines!

 

(Finally sharp and Rex lock up , which Rex gets the early advantage of forcing Sharp back into his corner, but then goes for a huge forearm to the chest of Rex, but Sharp ducks out of the way. Rex's hand hits the turnbuckle, and Sharp behind him unleashes a series of kicks (a la X PAC) but Rex catches the third one, and flips Sharp over doing a backflip, then Rex clotheslines Sharp to the mat)

 

Will: good start by Wex!

 

Dean: It won't last!

 

(Rex back up on his feet, waits for Sharp to get up to his feet, and as he does Rex charges at him, but out opf desperation Sharp hits a Hip toss. T-Rex back up to his feet, and sharp hits another Hip toss, followed by another)

 

Dean: What did I say?

 

(Sharp now with the advantage picks up Rex, and whips Rex into the ropes. Rex bounces off the ropes, and Sharp hits a spinning heel kick, into a cover)

 

ONE.....

 

("The Enforcer" kicks out with authority)

 

Will: Wex doens't stay down aww that easiwy!

 

Dean: yea he's learning from his tutor Pimpy!

 

(Sharp back up to his feet, hits a standing drop kick (a la Bob Holly), Rex stammers into the turnbuckle. Sharp follows up, placing his feet in the mid section of Rex. and Rex gets flipped over landing on his backside)

 

Dean: Justin is WAY too a sharper tool in the box for the Ol Dinosaur!

 

Will: there's still plenty of time!

 

(Rex facing the ceiling. JS jumps up to the middle rope, he launches himself off looking for an elbow drop. BUT Rex moves, and Jhustin gets nothing but Canvas)

 

Will: Dean, you speak to soon. You mention how weww Sharp is doing then he cocks up wike that!

 

Dean: Darn commentators curse!

 

(Both men simultaneiously back up to their feet. Rex throughs a right hook, and lands it, but Sharp responds with a left hook of his own, and the punches start to fly back and forth)

 

Will: this is turning into a bit of an 'Owd Guard' 'New Guard' fisticuffs!

 

Dean: No kiddin!

 

(The fisticuffs end with the bigger of the two men getting the upper hand, which leaves Sharp down on one knee, with Rex holdsing his right arm up high ready to bring it back down to Sharp. BUT Sharp quickly using his imagination hits a headbutt to the somewhat private area of Rex)

 

Dean: aha yea, no more baby Rex's!

 

Will: maybe so,but after what we saw duwing this week there might be some more baby Sharps in the future with JESSICA WUCHIE!

 

Dean: and that's a good thing. I mean look Sharps cool, and then Jessica will have to take time off from Commentate it's WIN WIN!

 

(Sharp now with the advantage, counters by grabbing a hold of Rex's Legs, and catapulting him into a turnbuckle, then rolling him up into a cover)

 

ONE......

 

Dean: and the uhum shot may just win Sharp this Match!

 

TWO......

 

THREE.....

 

Will: No, at the wast possibwe moment Wex kicked out!

 

Dean: SLOW COUNT!

 

(J.Sharp slams his hand down on the mat three times, trying to tell the referee that it was a three count, but the referee is having none of it, and just shakes his head. Sharp then get into the face of the referee, but doesn't see Rex getting back up to his feet. When Sharp finally turns back around, he walks straight into the arms of Rex, who hits Sharp with a Belly-to Belly release suplex)

 

Will: Sharp just got what he deserved from twying to infwuence the officiaw!

 

Dean: Hey, this is just discrimination against Sharp. He was arguing against an injustice trying to set the record straight, and this is what he gets for trying to be a good citizen!

 

(Rex begins to stalk the member of Pride, and as Sharp gets back up to his feet, he is taken straight back off them by Rex, who lifts him high up into the air by Rex)

 

Will: What stwength from this former GZW Heavyweight Champion!

 

(Rex does a couple of military presses while Sharp is still high up in the air, as a show of strength the crowd responds with an applause for their hero)

 

Dean: They think that's good! I do that in my sleep!

 

Will: then you wake up and smeww the coffee!

 

 (Rex drops Sharp to the Mat face first, Sharp sits up clenching his nose)

 

Dean: I think Sharps face has just been flattened. That should NOT be tolerated!

 

Will: weww wets see what he does about it!

 

(Rex picks up Sharp to his feet, and then whips him into the ropes. Sharp reveses it. Rex bounces off the ropes, and goes for a clotheline to Sharp, but Sharp grabs hold of the swinging arm, and swings his legs around the back of Rex, and uses his legs to catch the other arm. Rex is unbalanced by the extra weight on his back, and falls backwards, as Sharp uses the momentum to roll Rex up in a pinning combination)

 

ONE.....

 

Will: nice innovative maneuver by Sharp!

 

TWO......

 

Dean: too damn SWEEEEEEET!

 

THR.....

 

(Kickout)

 

Will: Nice idea by Sharp, but stiww isn't good enough to keep the "Enforcer" down!

 

Dean: yea I know, you go on and on about him, blah blah blah

 

(Both men get up to their feet, Sharp slightly the fastest, as he throws a right hook that Rex blocks and then follows up with a headbutt, that sends Sharp reeling a little. T-Rex continues to stalk him, and hits another headbutt)

 

Dean: look at Rex showing off because he's got a hard head!

 

Will: I think Sharp could teww you that too!

 

(Eventually after two more headbutts by Rex, Sharp is backed up into a corner,. Rex grabs hold of the head of Sharp, and head tosses him just over half of the distance of the ring)

 

Will: What POWER!

 

Dean: just like those log throwing contests the Scottish have except Sharp isn't a log!

 

(The Big man stands n the corner as Sharp gets to his feet. Rex charges in and looks for a flying spinning heel kick on Sharp, but Sharp ducks out of the way, and Rex falls to the ground hard)

 

Will: I bet that wasn't pritty for his bum!

 

Dean: URGH! I bet his bums ugly, but you would know Will!

 

(Rex sits up, but as he does he is met with a mini dropkick to the face (a la Kaientai except without someone holding them in place))

 

Dean: Rex with a foot imprint in the centre of his face now!

 

Will: TWO foot imprints to be preciese!

 

(Sharp picks up Rex, and pushes him into the corner. Sharp unleashes a series of X PAC style kicks to Rex, eventually Sharp seemingly gets bored, and picks him out of the corner and hits a running bulldog out of the corner into a cover)

 

ONE.....

 

Will: I don't think Wex has even made a cover in this match yet!

 

TWO....

 

Dean: that's proburbly because he's too dumb to relalise how to pin!

 

(Kickout)

 

Will: A buwwdog isn't going to keep Wex out of this thing though!

 

Dean that joke of a cameraman Basilidon Bond. I bet he'd of tryed to win via a Bulldog, and well quite obviously it wouldn't have ever worked for him. Nothing should ever go right for him.

 

Will: Baz is one gweat guy no need to dis him on wive TV!

 

Dean: why not? he's never done anything worth praising!

 

(Sharp back up to his feet, puts on a headlock on Rex. Rex no standing for it though quickly uses his strength advantage with an Atomic Drop)

 

Dean: Ouch!

 

(sharp grabs hold of his crotch, he then turns around to face Rex, who with his large hand grabs sharp around hhis neck, and hits a chokeslam on Sharp. Rex then goes down slowly and makes the cover)

 

ONE.......

 

Will: Rex surewy wins now!

 

TWO......

 

Dean: He can't win NOOOO

 

THREE.....

 

Will: No Sharp gets his foot on the wopes! somehow someway Sharp got his foot on the wopes! I guess he truewy is wrestwing for Pwide of these New comers.

 

Dean: I never lost faith in this guy NEVER!... after all he beat Gambit for the Light Heavyweight title on TNC now that truly speaks volumes about what Sharp is all about!

 

Will: yea even Magic won the Wight Heavyweight titwe, before eventuawwy winning the Heavyweight cwown!

 

Dean: Nothing like him. He's just an insignificant little waster.

 

(Rex looks shocked that Sharp just kicked out of his Chokeslam, and puts three fingers up to the ref. but the referee still says No, and signals that he had his foot on the ropes. Rex not giving Sharp much time to recover, picks him up and sets him up for a powerbomb. The crowd roars with approval)

 

Dean: These crowds these days are evil. they cheer everything that could put a man out of his career, to wrestlers like Rex!

 

Will: I think Wex is going to give the cwowd what they want!

 

(Rex, picks up Sharp. Sharp attempts to counter a hurracarina but as he is half way down, Rex pulls him back up. as he pulls him up Sharp uses the momentum and slides down the back of Rex, and covers Rex with a sunset flip into a cover)

 

ONE.......

 

Dean: what a brilliant counter by Sharp!

 

TWO......

 

Will: Sharp tonight showing the world why he was known as an indy legend!

 

THREE....

 

Will: No Wex this time just rowws his shouwder up!

 

Dean: Unbelievable!

 

Will: this match really is beginning to twist and turn!

 

(Sharp is now first up to his feet, he goes straight to the ropes, but as he comes back Rex is up to his feet, Sharp attempts to leap over him, but Rex is up far too quickly for that, and catches Sharp in his arms and begins to apply a bear hug)

 

Will: a cwassic move... the Bear hug!

 

Dean: reminds me of that "Hug Me" teddy you have in you room!

 

(Rex begins to cinch in the bear hug, and Sharp screams out in pain. The referee begins to check on Sharp, but Sharp refuses to quit. Eventually Sharp manages to reach over, and grab the top rope, that makes the referee execute a five count on Rex)

 

Dean: Break the hold!

 

(Rex brakes the hold on ONE.... but as the referee is concentrating on making Rex let go of the move, Sharp kicks Rex in the private area, followed up by a DDT into a cover)

 

ONE......

 

Will: No surewy Sharp can't win after a cheating move wike that!

 

TWO.....

 

Dean: Two big wins in two days for Sharp how great does it get?

 

THREE......

 

Will: No Rex this time with a foot on the wopes!

 

Dean: now this is SHOCKING!

 

(Sharp holds his head in his hands in complete Shock)

 

Dean: where is Rex getting this immense Stamina from?

 

(Sharp can't believe it, and just gets up to his feet, and begins to lay in boots to Rex. Eventually though a boot by Sharp is caught by Rex, who uses it as he rolls over and applies an Ankle Lock)

 

Will: Ankle Lock this could be all!

 

(Sharp is too near to the ropes though, and just reaches out with ease, in order to make the referee make a five count to get Rex to let go of the hold. This time however the referee has to execute a four and nine tenths of a count before Rex releases!)

 

Dean: Rex should be Disqualified, he held that submission hold for FAR too long!

 

Will: what you mean he has five to wet go and he did!

 

(This time Rex has had enough, and he pulls Sharp once again between his legs, and wasting no time at all this time hits the powerbomb)

 

Will: Rex may not have hit the move wast time, but this time he did!

 

ONE.......

 

Dean: This can't happen!

 

TWO....

 

Will: It would take a miracle to kick out of this!

 

THR.....

 

(Rex lets go of the pin, as Magic stands n the ring apron)

 

Will: what is he doing here?

 

Dean: who cares?

 

(Rex angry at Magics appearance brings him into the ring the hard way.. over the top rope. Magic lands on his bum)

 

Will: where did Magic even appear fwom I didn't even see him wawk down the rampway?

 

Dean: I think he came from under the ring but I don't know

 

(Rex lays a boot in on Magic, before picking him up. Magic pulls something out of his back pocket, and hits Rex with it, and Rex falls to the apron unconscious!)

 

Will: what did Magic just hit Wex with?

 

(Magic slides out of the ring, and walks back up the rampway, as he kisses a smallish hammer, that he slides back into his back pocket)

 

Will: that's Heinous!

 

(Justin Sharp is just coming around, he sees Rex unconscious, and crawls over and makes the pin)

 

Will: Why hasn't the ref called this match abandoned?

 

Dean: he didn't see the hammer, and Rex brought Magic into the ring!

 

ONE......

 

Will: after a terrific match this happens!

 

TWO......

 

Dean: Pride, damn they're making an impact!

 

THREE......

 

(Ding Ding)

 

(“One Step Closer” by Linkin Park begins to play on the PA system, as Justin Sharp has his hand raised in victory, he looks slightly dazed, but still makes his own way to the back)

 

Will: was an awesome match, pity It had to end in such a way!

 

Dean: It doesn't matter the best man won anyways!

 

Will: even if that was to be so, it's a shame it wasn't kept clean!

 

Dean: anyways GZW your lucky time of me commentating unfortunately has to come to an end, as we get on with the rest of this absolutely fabulous PPV!

 

Will: stiww we have the Intercontinentaw titwe, and heavyweight titwes to be decided so stay tuned!

 

 

 

---Walking backstage---

 

One of the many faceless interns in GZW is walking around backstage seemingly lost. In his hand he carries a manila envelope as he searches the doors of the many dressing rooms he passes. After passing several without finding success, the intern puts his back against the wall and slides down until his knees are up in his chest.

 

Intern: My first day here and I can’t even deliver a damn letter cause I can’t find this woman’s dressing room! I’m going to be fired for sure. I know what I’ll do.

 

The intern jumps to his feet, looks around and then slides the envelope under the door he is next to. Without waiting, he bolts off down the hall. The nameplate on the door reads “T-Rex”. Inside the room the envelope rests near the door. Handwritten on front of it is:

 

To: Angel Willis

GZW 2K1 Atlanta GA

 

From: John Profit

HKWF Hong Kong

 

The scene closes with the close up of the envelope.

 

*****

 

 

---The host table---

 

Pike: I have just received word concerning the final judgment of the CCW Southern Region Championship match between MSWA’s Chris Trepanier and UJW’s Enon earlier tonight!

 

Hunt: Well you going to tell the rest of us, Donutboy, or we just going to have to wait until the next closed circuit event?

 

Pike: It seems the ending of the match is unprecedented in CCW history! In a normal championship match the title cannot change hands due to a count out or disqualification. Since this match was to determine a champion the CCW Executives have decided to hold up the Southern Region title until another match can be booked at a later date!

 

Hunt: Not only is GZW history being made at this event but CCW history as well!

 

Pike: Speaking of making history the next match is the first of it’s kind in this great company! Doing the honors for this match is the Wuchie Siblings, Albert and Jessica!

 

Hunt: Hey I heard that Jessica gives a mean blowj…

 

 

---“Tear Down The House” Six Count Falls Match: Chains vs. GoldenEye---

 

---View Of The “Home Sweet Home”---

 

A view of the inside of a house comes into view.  There is a big black sofa, two black lounge out chairs, a big screen TV, a fireplace with a mantel, a two glass coffee tables, one with a big figure of a bear holding it up and the other of regular formation.  The living room is shown in full view.  The kitchen is close by.  The camera zooms into the room.  There are the usual appliances and assessments: Cabinets, a fridge, a microwave, a stove, a washing machine, a sink, a big island in the middle, and a very small table for sitting at.  The kitchen is connected to the garage door.  Back into the living room leads to a hallway.  The hallway leads to four rooms: a bathroom and three bedrooms.  All doors are shut except for the bathroom.  The scene fades; leaving the fans in awe to the chaos that is about to be witnessed.

 

---In The Ring---

 

Albert Wuchie is standing in the middle of the ring, with a mic in hand.

 

Albert:  Ladies and gentlemen.  The following Extreme Championship match between Chains and GoldenEye is ‘Tear Down The House Six Count Fall’ stipulation!  The two competitors fight in house and use any and all objects to annihilate each other.  This no DQ, no submission, no count outs, falls count anywhere, and they must pin each other for six count to win.  Enough of talk; let’s get on with match, surely to go down in GZW history!  Direct your attention to Zero-Tron or television sets to see match please!

 

---In The “Home Sweet Home”---

 

GoldenEye and Chains make their entrances through different doors.  They stand face to face in the middle of a big family room.  Referee Jasmine Kuraki stands beside the two and explain the final rules.  The two nod their heads in an understanding manner.  Jasmine asks if they are ready, and again they nod.  She signals through the camera for the bell as it is rung in the arena. 

 

Jessica:  Here we go!  These two are fighting for the vacant Extreme Championship.  Now, after weeks of waiting, we get to crown a new champion!

 

Albert:  That’s right sis.  And last champ, Rebellion, was stripped because of words towards Tate.  Kandi show power and make it be known! 

 

GoldenEye and Chains lock up.  Chains grabs G/E in a headlock.  He stomps his foot to add pressure, but G/E pushes him forward.  Chains jumps onto one of the lounging chairs.  He jumps off and goes to nail G/E with an ax handle, but GoldenEye blocks it.  He kicks Chains a few times in the stomach.  Chains crouches down as he is kicked.  GoldenEye then hooks Chains in a front face lock.  He hooks Chain’s arm and looks for a suplex, but Chains reverses it and slides over his head, landing on his feet.  GoldenEye turns around and is met with a few forearms to the head.  He stumbles back a little.  Chains grabs GoldenEye and whips him into a wall close by.  GoldenEye arches his back as he connects with the wall.

 

Albert:  Now action begin!

 

Jessica:  Good!  I hope they hurt each other so bad that we don’t have to see their lame asses holding a championship!

 

Chains clubs G/E’s back with closed fists.  He picks G/E back to his feet and slams him to the hard carpeted floor with a scoop slam.  Chains quickly drops a few elbow drops to GoldenEye’s stomach.  As Chains progresses he lifts GoldenEye back to his feet and sends him into the kitchen.  GoldenEye stops and jumps onto the island in the middle of the kitchen.  Chains runs into the room and sees GoldenEye on top of the island.  GoldenEye tries to kick Chains in the head, but Chains grabs his foot and trips GoldenEye.  G/E falls onto his back, still on the island.  Chains makes his way onto the island as well.  He goes to pick up GoldenEye, but he strikes Chains with a low blow!

 

Jessica:  Ouchie!

 

Albert:  This match too dangerous.  Who come up with insane idea anyway?

 

Jessica:  One hell of a genius on the staff!  (OOC:  Thank you!)

 

GoldenEye grabs Chains in a front face lock, and then hooks his arm.  GoldenEye lifts Chains into the air, then drops him off the island onto the floor!  GoldenEye drops with him as well.  GoldenEye starts to scramble around and goes for the first pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Th…

 

Kickout.  GoldenEye slowly gets back to his feet as does Chains.  The two begin to battle it out with punches, but GoldenEye gets the advantage when he knees Chains in the stomach.  GoldenEye sends Chains running into the door, leading to the garage.  GoldenEye runs at Chains and tries to squash him between himself and the door, but he moves out of the way.  GoldenEye slams face first into the door, causing him to stagger back.  Chains gets behind GoldenEye and dropkicks the back of his head.  G/E slams face first into the door again.  Chains quickly rolls G/E up for a pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Thr…

 

Albert:  Kickout!  That no even close.

 

Jessica:  And to be pinning so early!  How stupid of them!

 

Chains picks G/E to his feet and leads him to the fridge.  From there he opens up the door and places GoldenEye’s head in between.  He goes to slam the door on G/E’s head but he moves out of the way.  The fridge door slams shut, rattling anything inside the fridge.  Chains again opens the door and begin to search around the fridge.  He then pulls out a big jug of milk.  He signals for GoldenEye to get up.  G/E struggles to his feet.  Chains runs at G/E and tries to strike him down with the milk jug.  GoldenEye ducks!  Chains turns around, noticing he missed.  GoldenEye is ready and lays a big uppercut on Chains.  Chains staggers about, holding his chin.  G/E grabs the milk jug and taunts Chains.  His opponent faces him and Chains is hit with the milk jug.  The white liquid bursts out of the jug!  GoldenEye goes for the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

F…

 

He kicks out.  G/E lifts Chains back to his feet, soaking wet with milk.  GoldenEye forces Chains into a nearby cabinet.  Chain’s head bounces off the wooden door.  GoldenEye opens one of the cabinet doors and inside are plastic bowls, cups, and glasses.  GoldenEye grabs a load of the bowls and throws them all down onto Chains.  It causes no damage to Chains, as he begins to get to his feet.  GoldenEye grabs a glass and throws it at Chains.  Chains moves out of the way as the glass shatters into the wall.  Chains takes advantage and dives at GoldenEye, drilling his shoulder into GoldenEye’s gut.

 

Albert:  I wonder who clean up house after it done.

 

Jessica:  I don’t know, and frankly don’t care.  I love these hardcore matches!  Reminds me of last night with Justin.

 

Albert:  What you see in cocky ass anyways?  He should no trust you.  You be female player.

 

Jessica:  Albert, you are a playa hater!  Justin is a great man.  But that’s not the subject now, this match is.

 

Chains tries to regain his composure.  He grabs G/E’s head and slams it into countertop.  GoldenEye staggers around, feeling the effects of the move.  Chains looks around the kitchen and spots a thick glass vase, with a few plastic flowers resting on top.  He grabs the object and tosses the flowers out of it.  He then waits for G/E to turn his direction.  Once GoldenEye turns Chains runs at him and clocks him with the vase. 

 

Albert:  OOOOUCH!

 

Jessica:  That didn’t even crack! 

 

Chains takes the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Four…

 

Fi…

 

Chains lifts GoldenEye’s arm off the ground.  He then gets a look as if he wants to cause more damage to his opponent.  Chains picks GoldenEye back to his feet and guides him into the living room, once more.  He throws G/E right by the fireplace.  GoldenEye falls down and his head is very close to the fireplace.  Chains sees GoldenEye struggle about and grins.  He then sees a few candles on a nearby coffee table, in big candleholders.  He grabs the candlestick and approaches GoldenEye.  Once towering over him he poises for the attack, but GoldenEye tosses black powder in Chain’s face, blinding him!  Chains drops the candlestick in the process. 

 

Albert:  GoldenEye just throw ashes from fire in Chain’s face!

 

Jessica:  Like the typical man to throw stuff in your face!

 

GoldenEye crawls around by the fireplace, regaining his senses.  He then spots the fireplace tools.  A little broom, poker, shovel, and clampers sit on the rack.  G/E takes the little shovel off of its rack, then smacks it across Chain’s face!  Chains drops to the ground after that “steel slap” to the face.  GoldenEye uses the shovel to prop himself back up.  Once up he lifts the shovel into the air then drops it down on Chain’s back.  Chains arches his back in agony.  GoldenEye drops the shovel and picks Chains back to his feet.  He then kicks him in the midsection and delivers a DDT to Chains right on the shovel’s head!  GoldenEye rolls Chains over for the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Four…

 

Kickout!

 

Jessica:  How the hell did he kick out of that?!

 

Albert:  Me not know!  But Chain’s no give up soon!

 

GoldenEye looks at Chains with shock.  G/E picks Chains up.  He leads Chains into the hallway.  He tosses him into a wall, making the house echo with a thud.  Chains falls to his knees, arching his back again.  GoldenEye taunts Chains to get back up.  G/E punches Chains to weaken him more.  He then picks Chains back to his feet and goes to whip him across the hall.  Chains somehow reverses and GoldenEye goes flying into one of the bedroom doors, almost busting it open.  Chains staggers about, then leans against the wall, still in pain from the previous attack.  GoldenEye stands lazily in front of the door, relaxing as well.  The door behind him suddenly opens and an unseen man pulls him inside.  The door slams behind GoldenEye.

 

Albert:  What heck happened!?  GoldenEye just pulled into room!

 

Jessica:  Maybe it was a female fan wanting to get it on.

 

Albert:  Highly unlikely, sis.

 

Yelling, banging, and crashing sounds can be heard coming from inside the room.  The door flies open and GoldenEye stumbles out, trying to get away from the man.  Chains looks up to see G/E fall to the ground.  He is bloody and battered from the attack.  Then man steps out of the room holding a small hammer in his right hand.  He is revealed to be Rebellion!

 

Jessica:  Oh My God! 

 

Albert:  He have no business in match!  What he do there?!  He no even Extreme Champion anymore.

 

Jessica:  I guess that was a message to GoldenEye, obviously.

 

Chains looks at Rebellion and gets in a fighting stance, to protect himself.  Rebellion just looks at him with a cold anger.  Reb ignores Chains and picks GoldenEye back to his feet.  He hooks his arms from behind and tells Chains to hit him.  Chains seems confused, but runs at him.  Reb suddenly drops GoldenEye and cracks his hammer over Chain’s head!

 

Albert:  MY CHINESE STARS!  What a shot!

 

Jessica:  Chains will be feeling that one for a while.

 

Rebellion looks at the two unconscious men and grins, adding a little evil chuckle at the end.  He then walks away from the carnage, satisfied with his work.  After a few seconds a door is heard open and shut, which was Rebellion leaving.  GoldenEye and Chains lie motionless on the ground.  Both have blood dripping from their foreheads profusely. 

 

Jessica:  Look at this!  They are staining the floor!

 

Albert:  You no good person!  These two just be hammered by Rebellion, literally!

 

Jessica:  They’ll be fine.  In a matter of minutes they’ll be back up and destroying each other again.  This is just a slight break.  Oh, I have to use the restroom, be right back.

 

Albert:  Jess!  You no leave!  We have match to commentate!  Uh, uh…  Look like she go now.  People, me sorry about this disgusting behavior of Rebellion.  He ruined what could have been great one on one match.  Now who going to win?!  No one win if they no get up!  WAIT!  GoldenEye start move!

 

G/E lifts his head off the ground and looks around.  He slowly crawls into the living room and props himself up on a couch, where he sits for a minutes, spacing off.

 

Jessica:  Okay, I’m back.  Wow, GoldenEye got up!  Jeez, I thought he was done for sure.

 

Albert:  This no fun no more.  This no fun in first place.  This GZW, not HKWF! 

 

Jessica:  Albert, cry me a river and cork it would ya?  I’m trying to watch the match.

 

Albert:  There nothing to watch! 

 

Chains suddenly stumbles out of the hallway.  GoldenEye stands up from the couch and looks at him.  The two make eye contact, then furiously charge at each other.  They throw punches left and right, both almost loosing their balance.  They battle their way back into the hallway, where their blood stains the carpet.  Chains bumps into a door, then twists the handle behind him.  The two falter into the room, almost tripping over one another.  The room appears to be the master bedroom.  Inside is a huge bed, a few dressers, a TV, and a bathroom.  Chains gets sick of the punches and knees GoldenEye in the gut.  He then connects with a sit down facebuster (AKA X-Factor).

 

Jessica:  OOH!  That won’t feel good tomorrow.

 

Chains is still weak as well.  He takes his time getting the pin, but eventually gets it.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Four…

 

Albert:  He just kick out!  My Chinese Stars!  I not know how these two still stand!

 

Chains looks at Jasmine and yells to count faster.  She points to her shirt to tell him she owns this game.  Chains gets back to his feet and looks down upon the new GZW referee.  Jasmine just puts her hands on her hips and gives says “What are you going to do about it?”  Chains is about to strike her.  She doesn’t even move, as she sees GoldenEye roll Chains up in a small package.

 

One…

Two…

Three…

Four…

Fi…

 

Albert:  What fast count by Jasmine!  I guess you no get on her bad side.

 

Chains is quick to his feet and gives Jasmine a dirty look.  GoldenEye is getting back to his feet as well.  Before he could do so, Chains kicks GoldenEye right in the face.  He then grabs his opponent’s legs and straightens his body out vertically.  He proceeds to catapult him into the bathroom, crashing into a wall.  GoldenEye wobbles around, then leans against the sink.  Chains walks into the bathroom and slams G/E’s head into the marble counter top of the sink.  After a few more he lets GoldenEye go.  He then tries to connect with a short arm clothesline.  GoldenEye ducks, captures Chains from behind in a rear waist lock, then sends him over his head with a German suplex.  Chains flies back and shatters the glass mirror hooked to the closet door!!!

 

Jessica:  Stale Cookies!  GoldenEye just suplexed Chains into that glass mirror!

 

Albert:  This look no good!

 

Both men are motionless.  GoldenEye moves every once in a while, but not enough to make the pin.  A little more than a minute elapses and GoldenEye is slowly getting back into the game.  He grapes his arm over the cut up Chains for the pin.

 

One…

 

Two…

 

Three…

 

Four…

 

Five…

 

Six…

 

Albert:  NO NO NO!  Chains gets shoulder up!  This match continue! 

 

GoldenEye is in awe of the kickout.  He gets back to his feet, still dazed.  G/E picks Chains back to his feet and pulls him by his hair, guiding him back into the hallway.  They are now back into the living room, which is destroyed from before.  GoldenEye tosses Chains to the ground hard.  He then looks at the coffee table with the square glass plates and grins.  He then clears off all of the table’s decorations.  He picks Chains back up again and throws him onto the couch, which is a foot away from the coffee table.  GoldenEye gets on the couch as well.  He then places Chains between his legs.

 

Jessica:  UH OH!  I think I know what’s about to come next.

 

Albert:  The GoldenBomb about to be delivered!

 

GoldenEye lifts him onto his shoulders, looking for his GoldenBomb (Running Jackknife Powerbomb).  Just before he could drop Chains on the glass coffee table, he is hit in the family jewels by Rebellion!

 

Albert:  What heck?!  Rebellion left!  What he do back?!

 

Jessica:  I have no idea, but Chains is taking advantage of it!

 

Rebellion looks down at GoldenEye, who is being placed between Chain’s legs.  Reb leaves the scene again, letting Chains have his way.  Chains hooks both of GoldenEye’s arms, then jumps off the couch and drills him face first onto the coffee table with…

 

Jessica:  Chainomatic (Top rope, or in this case off the couch, Pedigree)!

 

Albert:  Darn Rebellion!  Darn his cheat bootie to hell!

 

Jessica:  Rebellion is great, isn’t he?!  GoldenEye deserved it!  Especially with all that bad stuff he said about Rebellion!

 

Albert:  That’s cookie crumbs!  Rebellion only do it to get revenge on GoldenEye.

 

GoldenEye’s head is planted into the table, cracking one of the glass plates.  Chains rolls GoldenEye off the table and onto the floor.  Chain’s knees are cut up from the using them to drive GoldenEye’s head into the glass.  He hesitates, but pins GoldenEye a little after.

 

One…

 

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Four…

 

Five…

 

Six!!!

 

Jessica:  Chain’s wins it!  We have a new Extreme Champion! 

 

Albert:  This no fair to GoldenEye!

 

Jessica:  Life isn’t fair, so he can deal with it.  This is the extreme division!  GoldenEye can’t take the pain, so he might as well go back to UwU where everything went HIS way!

 

Albert:  You meanie, Jess!  GoldenEye screwed out of title, and you know it!

 

Jessica:  Rebellion was screwed out of it too!  So shit happens, get over it!  Chains is the new Extreme Champ, and there is nothing you can do about it!

 

Albert:  Well, I sure know GoldenEye no like how he lose when he wake up later.

 

Jessica:  In the hospital too.  I don’t really give a rat’s rear end about either of these two.  The good thing is that they will be feeling the effects of this one for weeks to come!

 

Jasmine hands Chains the Extreme Championship.  Chains is barely able to get enough strength to stand, but he grabs his title and limps out of the room.  He reaches the garage door and steps out where his car is waiting.  He gets inside and drives off just a little after.  GoldenEye is still unconscious as Jasmine checks on him. 

 

---Back At The Commentating Table---

 

“Click, Click, BOOM!” by Saliva is playing on the PA system.  A flashback of the final scene in the match is shown on the Zero-tron.  The scene cuts to Albert and Jessica Wuchie.

 

Albert:  That end of match!

 

Jessica:  And that means we are closer to our Main Event!

 

Albert:  Yes, rematch between Deacon Kane and GZW Heavyweight Champion, “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond.

 

Jessica:  Yeah that match too, but to some the TRUE Main Event is between Magic and Pimp for the Intercontinental Championship!

 

Albert:  Magic no exist to me anymore.  So I only know of one Main Event! 

 

Jessica:  Albert, get over it!  Magic has changed and he finally found out that he can’t waste his time with losers like you!

 

Albert looks at his sister furiously.  He takes his headphones off then throws them on the desk.  “The Fortune Cookie” leaves his sister, fuming with anger of her words.

 

Jessica:  Albert!  Albert, I didn’t mean it!  ARG!  Folks, we will see you later.  Next is the WMCB battle.  Epic and Eclipse, the Tag-Team Champions fight against their own jealous stable mates, Manic and Dice.  In the mean time I am going to try and solve this Wuchie battle.

 

Jessica leaves the table as well and runs after her brother.  The scene fades soon after.

 

 

 

---Backstage---

 

Deacon Kane is pacing back and forth in his dressing room. The massive man looks quite anxious to deal out some punishment on his rival “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond. Deacon punches the wall making a huge hole in it. He opens the door and walks into the hallway, looking like a big game hunter in search of deer.

 

Coming down the hall are the College Crew hauling a huge keg in between them.

 

Samson: Dawg, so we didn’t win the battle royale. Big deal. We are still going to celebrate like only Suc Mi Phi men can do!!

 

BW3: Beer!! OWWWWW!!!!

 

The two men never see the incoming double clothesline that takes both of them to the floor. Deacon stands over both men. The Wicked One lifts up the keg and drops it over both their legs. Not satisfied, the big man walks down the hall in search of more victims.

 

*****

 

 

 

---The host table---

 

Pike: Deacon Kane just took out the College Crew backstage! Deacon is looking to do major damage to the GZW Heavyweight Champion tonight!

 

Hunt: Guess Deacon isn’t a beer man! Hehee!

 

Pike: Next up we have the MSWA announce team calling the shots in the What Money Can Buy Tag Team Championship match! Take it away Billy and Jennifer!

 

 

---GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 Tag Team Championship Match: What Money Can Buy© Match: “Money Maker” Dice Morgan and Manic Depression vs. “Bad Attitude” Eclipse and “Mr. Risky Business” Epic---

 

Billy: I don’t like this match.

 

Jennifer: Why?

 

Billy: Because I don’t think it’s right to have these two teams go at it for the title.  That and the fact I don’t know who to cheer for.

 

Jennifer: Why not cheer for the winner like you always do?

 

Billy: Hey there’s an idea.

 

Jennifer: Oh boy.  This is going to be a long night.

 

[The lights flicker on and off followed by a green strobe light passing over the crowd as “C.R.E.A.M” by Wu Tang kicks in.  The crowd boos loudly as Manic Depression and Dice Morgan step out onto the ramp.  The two walk down the ramp with a determined and almost pissed look on their faces.  They slide into the ring and pace it as the crowd continues to boo them louder and louder.  The music fades out soon after.]

 

Billy: I like Manic and Dice but there just not tag team champion material.  Now Epic and Eclipse are made to be champions.

 

Jennifer: Then I guess your gonna cheer for Epic and Eclipse.

 

Billy: Now I didn’t say that.

 

[The lights flicker once again only this time there replaced by a spinning dollar sign on the ramp.  Epic and Eclipse step out onto the ramp as “C.R.E.A.M” by Wu Tang kicks back in.  The two smile and flash a cocky look as they walk down the ramp to a chorus of boos from the crowd.  Epic walks up the steps while Eclipse rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. As the music fades.]

 

Jennifer: And here we go.

 

[Epic and Dice start the match off as Manic and Eclipse climb out of the ring.  Dice and Epic meet in the middle of the ring and begin to jaw at each other slinging insults and whatever else comes to mind.  Dice finally has enough and takes Epic down with a right hand.]

 

Billy: What a shot.

 

[Epic grabs his jaw and scoots back into his corner as Dice stalks him.  Epic gets to his feet quickly and catches Dice with a back elbow.  Epic fires out of the corner and goes for a closeline but Dice ducks it and hooks the arm as he passes and slams him to the ground locking in a reverse arm bar.]

 

Jennifer: Dice with the advantage early on.

 

[Epic screams in pain as he reaches for the ropes but is to far away.  Manic cheers on his partner as Dice applies more and more pressure to the right arm.  Epic pulls himself across the ring but before he can reach the ropes Manic runs in and kicks him square in the face stopping him.]

 

Billy: Nice move by Manic.

 

[The ref forces Manic out of the ring but this gives Eclipse enough time to climb into the ring and nail Dice from behind forcing him to release the hold.  Epic and Dice lay on the ground trying to regain their senses as the ref checks on them and then begins the mandatory ten count.  Dice is the first to his feet but Epic is close behind him.  Epic goes for a left hand but Dice ducks it and nails Epic with a right that drops him to the ground.  Dice drags Epic over to the corner and tags in Manic.]

 

Jennifer: Here comes Manic.

 

Billy: Really?  I never would have known that if you hadn’t told us.

 

[Manic stomps on the downed body of Epic as he pulls himself up with the ring ropes.  Epic finally gets to his feet and is quickly thrown into the corner.  Manic charges in looking for a spear but only reaches a face full of turnbuckle as Epic dives out of the corner and tags in Eclipse.]

 

Billy: My man Eclipse.

 

[Eclipse runs over to Manic and stomps away on him in the corner.  Epic lifts him up and sits him on the top turnbuckle.  He climbs up after him and goes for a tiger driver off the top rope but Manic reverses it in midair and nails a hurricanranna.]

 

Billy: Hot shit!

 

Jennifer: What a move by Manic.

 

[Manic crawls over to the downed Eclipse and makes the cover hooking both legs.]

 

One

 

Two

 

Two ½

 

Jennifer: So close.

 

[Manic gets to his feet slowly and picks Eclipse up.  He whips him into the corner with force that knocks Eclipse over the top rope and to the outside.  Manic charges the ropes and leaps over it wiping him out with a senton bomb.  The ref walks over to the ropes and begins to count out both men.]

 

One

 

Two

 

Three

 

Four

 

Billy: Eclipse and Manic need to get back in the ring quickly.

 

Five

 

Six

 

[Dice gets in the ring and stops the count by getting in the refs face.  Epic climbs into the ring and charges at Dice taking him down with a flying lariat.  Manic gets to his feet and rolls Eclipse inside as the ref tries to break up Dice and Epic.  Eclipse gets to his feet quickly but is taken down by a yakusa kick that almost beheads him.]

 

Jennifer: Ouch!  I know that had to knock the fire out of him.

 

Billy: I know how that feels.

 

[The ref forces Epic and Dice out of the ring as Manic pounds away on the downed Eclipse with thunderous forearm shots.  Manic lifts Eclipse up but he quickly rolls him up into a small package.]

 

One

 

Two

 

Billy: Almost.

 

[Manic kicks out at the last possible moment to the surprise of the crowd.  Manic lifts Eclipse to his feet and whips him into the corner with force dropping him into a seated position.  Manic charges in and delivers a baseball slide into the lower portion of Eclipse.  Manic gets to his feet and tags in the larger Dice.]

 

Jennifer: Dice is now the legal man.

 

Billy: The master of the obvious speaks once again.

 

[Dice stomps away on Eclipse as he lies in the corner motionless.  Dice pulls him out of the corner and makes the cover using the ropes for leverage.]

 

One

 

Two

 

[Epic runs into the ring and breaks up the count before the ref can hit three.  Manic climbs into the ring and leaps over the bodies of Dice and Eclipse to take Epic down with a flying forearm shot.  The two men battle it out as the ref tries to break them up.]

 

Billy: Hey ref why not pay attention to Dice and Eclipse.  I mean they are the legal men.

 

[Dice slides out of the ring and looks under the apron as the ref continues to try and get Eclipse and Manic out.  Dice pulls out a large metal rod and sets it in his corner as he climbs back into the ring.  The ref notices the rod and walks over to get rid of it but before he can get to it he is taken down from behind by a falling Manic.]

 

Jennifer: The ref is down now.  This can’t be good.

 

Billy: Well it’s not necessarily a bad thing either.

 

[Dice grabs the metal rod and strikes Epic down into a bloody heap.  Manic rolls Epic out of the ring and lifts Eclipse to his feet.  Dice rears back and whacks Eclipse across the face dropping him down as well into a pool of his own blood.  Manic whispers something to Dice before he climbs to the top rope.  Dice walks over as Manic climbs onto his shoulders.  Dice climbs up to the second rope and stands straight up as Manic leaps into the air driving himself into the body of Eclipse with a massive five star frog splash.]

 

Billy: That’s more than just hot shit that’s a holy shit!

 

[Manic crawls over and makes the cover hooking the legs as the ref slowly comes to.  He notices the pin and starts the count.]

 

One

 

Jennifer: Hey ref they cheated.

 

Two

 

Billy: I always knew they were champions.

 

Three!

 

[“C.R.E.A.M” by Wu Tang Clan hits the arena speakers one more time as Manic and Dice are handed the tag titles.  The two men celebrate in the ring excited over the victory.]

 

Jennifer: What a tainted victory.

 

Billy: Don’t look tainted to me.

 

[Dice and Manic celebrate all the way up the ramp and to the backstage area as the ref and officials check on the condition of Epic and Eclipse.]

 

Jennifer: What a cheap win.

 

Billy: Not really.  Dice and Manic make good money I bet.

 

Jennifer: Anyways.  Thanks for having us here tonight so we’ll see you all on the flip side.

 

Billy: Yea whatever.  Later.

 

 

 

---Backstage---

 

The scene opens up to Maxx walking down the hallway, Melvin Buchannan is walking the opposite way when he stops Maxx Pain, Adam Cage, Maxxine, and Justin Sharp on their way to the ring for Maxx's TV title match.

 

Melvin: In just a few short moments you will be involved in one of the biggest matches of your Career, a match to regain the TV title, how are you feeling at this moment.

 

Maxx: What the hell do you mean how do i feel. I feel just like any other person going into a title match, i know that i am going to come out of that match with my damn tv title once again around my damn waist, and the blood of El Gambit all over my hands because i am going out there with one thing on my mind and that is to hurt that punk.

 

Melvin: Maxx i know that you have to be a little worried that El Gambit might pull out the victory in this one.

 

Maxx: You know you ask some of the dumbest questions that i have ever heard...just give me the damn mic and get the hell out of here. You see Gambit it's like this, in just a few short moments me and you are going one on damn one, and i plan on doing things to you in which the gzw would even regret making this match. You see like i said before i am coming to that ring with one thing on my mind and that is Pain, somebody will get hurt tonight and it won't be me, so get ready because tonight will mark the end of the begining for the Old Guards, tonight will be the begining of a New Era, which will be marked Pride because one thing is for sure Gambit and that is Pride is Forever.

 

Tonight Maxxine, you might want to stay back here with Justin and Adam because this match going to be no normal match, no this is going to be a beating, and one thing that Mr. Gambit will learn and that is I am Gzw's Pride and i am going to send his punk ass to the damn emergency room becuase this is gone beyond just a regular match, this is now personal, and i don't want my beautiful wife to get his blood all over her clothes, so you might want to stay back here.

 

Maxxine: Maxx why are you so damn obsessed with destroying the Old Guards, why not just hurt him and defeat him for his title.

 

Maxx: This is something that i will have to explain to you later, because i only have one thing on my mind and that is Pain.

 

Maxx shakes Justin's and Adam's hands before walking to the entrance way, getting ready for his match.

 

*****

 

 

---GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 Television Championship Match: “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain vs. “El Gambit” Santiago DeTouwce---

Pike: After months of striving, Maxx Pain is getting his shot back at the title he held for a GZW record one week! The Television Championship is the one belt that has held Pain’s attention dating back to when he was involved with his bitter feud with the first GZW Television Champion Dameon and Ring of Honor legend Jason Makavelli!

Hunt: Blah, blah, blah! That was the past! Tonight Pride giant Maxx Pain goes up against the pissed off El Gambit! Justin Sharp somehow got lucky last week on Tuesday Crimson and won the LightHeavyweight Championship from Gibraltar’s greatest wrestler! I know that El Gambit was attached to that title like I am to hot sexy co-eds!

“Violent Mood Swings” by Stabbing Westwards rocks the Coliseum speakers as the TV Champion uncharacteristically comes to the ring first. El G, TV title belt around his waist, looks out to the booing crowd with a sneer. He pulls out his trusted cosh and kisses it affectionately. He strolls down the rampway as pryo shoots up as he passes by.

“My Way” by Limp Bizkit and the largest Pride member comes down to the ring, threatening to take the title off of El G. The TV Champ holds his ground. Maxx gets in the ring, but El G does not wait for the bell as he jumps on the big man, unloading wild lefts and rights. He follows up the flurry of punches with a vicious rake to the eyes of Maxx. El G goes for an Irish whip, but Maxx reverses. El G comes off the ropes and nails Maxx with a jumping calf kick that staggers the Dream Stealer. El G goes over and rocks Maxx with forearm shivers to the head, sending him to the corner.

Pike: El Gambit doesn't care how big and nasty Maxx Pain thinks he is; he is standing toe to toe with the Dream Stealer!

Hunt: El Gambit beat Maxx once already! A second time won’t be that hard!

El G stomps away on Maxx in the corner. Maxx falls to a seated position in the corner. El G backs up, charges in with a knee to the face of Maxx. El G lifts up Maxx and goes to whip him to the opposite corner, but the big man reverses and whips El G back into the original corner.

Pike: The TV Champ went for the Irish whip, but trying to move Maxx Pain is like trying to move a mountain!

Maxx hammers away on El G in the corner with measured elbows to the head. Maxx then drives several shoulders into the midsection followed by a boot choke. El G gasps for air. Maxx releases the boot choke and whips El G hard into the other corner.

Pike: Wowsers! Did you see that? The ring actually moved about half a foot on that hard whip to the corner!

Hunt: I am going on record to say that Maxx Pain will go down in history as the man who never realized his full potential!

Maxx lifts up El G in a one-hand scoop, looks to the crowd and slams him down to the canvas. Maxx bounces off the ropes and drives all of his weight down on the chest with a high jumping elbow drop.

Hunt: Now if Maxx Pain would have stayed with Bad Influence and learned from greats such as “The Perfectionist” Pimp Bizkit and “ The Wicked One” Deacon Kane, he would be the next in line for greatness! Instead he wants to get with losers like this Pride outfit!

Maxx gets up and stands on the chest of El G for a few seconds.

Pike: His ribs may be crushed after that!

Maxx picks up El G, whips him to the ropes and nails a powerslam. Maxx, showing his cocky attitude, wastes time and mouths off with some fans at ringside. Maxx runs, bounces off the ropes and goes for a splash, but El G rolls out of the way.

Pike: Thank goodness El Gambit got out of the way or we would have had to get a spatula to scrap him off the mat!

El G gets up and kicks Maxx in the gut and drops him in a DDT. El G picks up his opponent and drives his head into the top turnbuckle. With Maxx slumped in the corner face first, El G climbs up the bottom and middle ropes and stomping with both feet on the back of Maxx's head, driving his face into the top turnbuckle. El G then hooks Maxx's head and drops him in a reverse DDT. The cover.

1…2…

Pike: Kick out by Maxx Pain! It will take a Herculean effort by El Gambit to take down Pain!

El G lifts Maxx to his feet. Strong right hands to the head by El G.  The TV Champ whips Maxx to the ropes and nails him with a sweet jumping calf kick. Maxx falls backwards and gets stuck in the top and middle ropes. The fans go crazy.

Pike: The big Pride member is trapped!

With his back to the ref, El G hammers away on Maxx with stiff cosh blows to the forehead. Maxx is now busted open, bleeding just above the left eye. El G looks to the fans, runs and bounces off the ropes for momentum. But Maxx breaks free and nails a big boot on the charging El G.

Pike: What impact on the big boot from Maxx Pain! El Gambit's face must have an imprint of the bottom of the boot on his face!

Maxx lifts up El G in a double-handed choke, holding him high in the air. Maxx lands several crushing headbutts, still holds on and then drops El G in a double-choke into a sitout powerbomb. The cover by the Dream Stealer.

1…2…

Pike: Kick out by El Gambit! What heart shown here!

Hunt: Is it me but does it seem as if El Gambit’s heart isn’t really into this?

Maxx can't believe it. He lifts El G to his feet and lands two clubbing forearms to the back. Whip by Maxx. El G ducks a clothesline, comes off the ropes nailing a flying forearm smash, Maxx wobbles but stays on his feet. El G bounces off the ropes again and nails another forearm smash. But Maxx will not go down. El G charges in one more time and this time, clotheslines Maxx over the top rope and onto the floor. El G waits as Maxx slowly gets to his feet. El G runs to the ropes and slingshots himself over the top rope into a flip, wiping out the challenger.

Pike: Listen to these rabid fans as they show their appreciation for this great action!

Fans: G-Z-W! G-Z-W!

El G picks up Maxx and whips him into the steel steps. He picks up the big man and then slams his face into the steel post. Blood splatters all over. El G places the steps on the floor.

Pike: Uh oh. What is El Gambit planning here?

Hunt: HKWF style baby!

El G snapmares Maxx onto the steps and punches him a few times. With Maxx laying on the steps, El G gets back in the ring.

Hunt: El Gambit is nuts if he going for what I think he is going for!

With the electric crowd cheering, El G stands on the top turnbuckle. He leaps and attempts a Gibralarsault (Essa Rios style moonsault), but Maxx gets out of the way. El G's Gibralarsault hits nothing but cold steel steps.

Pike: Shit on me! El Gambit may have busted his back on that move!

Maxx slowly gets to his feet and wipes the blood flowing down his face. The large challenger lifts up a limp El G. Maxx lifts him high in the Career Ender (high angle powerbomb) El G right into the steel ringpost.

Pike: CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN’ DONUTS! Someone get the chiropractor ready! El Gambit's back just got driven into the steel post with that heinous Career Ender!

Hunt: If El Gambit didn’t bust his back on that missed Gibralarsault than it surely is busted from Maxx Pain’s Career Ender!

Maxx rolls El G back into the ring. Maxx lifts him up in the air and drops him with a sideslam. The cover by Maxx.

1…2...

Pike: Kick out! El Gambit must be in excruciating pain, but he still has some fight left in him!

Maxx Pain is frustrated. He whips El G to the ropes and catches him in a vise-like bearhug. The Dream Stealer laughs as he squeezes the oxygen and life out of the TV Champ. But the fans do not want to see the end of this match as they chant, “beat him more”.  El G musters what little strength he has left and punches Maxx in the face. Maxx still has the hold on. El G gathers some more energy and lands a headbutt. Maxx releases the bearhug. El G then lands a low dropkick to the knee, bringing Maxx down to one knee. El G then lands several buzzsaw like martial arts kicks to the head of Maxx.

Pike: Listen to the sounds of those kicks! Maxx Pain's brains must be scrambled!

El G then gets on the second turnbuckle. Maxx slowly gets up and hunched over at the waist. El G pulls out his dreaded cosh and leaps off the second turnbuckle landing a cosh shot to back of Maxx’s head. The cover by the El G.

1…2...

Pike: 2 and 3/4s! Wow, that was so damn close!

Hunt: Has losing the LightHeavyweight Championship really drained El Gambit?

El G, with a dazed and fatigued look in his eyes, lifts up Maxx and drives him down to the mat with a jumping DDT. El G then goes up top.

Pike: The Television Champion is going for it all here!

El G tries to maintain balance on the top turnbuckle, his body aching. He leaps, but Maxx gets up, catches him in midair and drops him in a ring-rattling powerslam.

Pike: Maxx Pain brought El Gambit down to earth in impressive fashion!

Hunt: I smell another gold belt for those Pride guys!

Maxx picks up El G's near lifeless body. Maxx lifts him up and drops his with another Career Ender. The cover.

1…2…

Pike: Three! Maxx Pain wins the Television title for the second time! But you can't take anything away from El Gambit. He gave Maxx Pain everything he could handle!

Hunt: And now the new Television Champion is going to give some of it back!

Maxx lifts up the lifeless body of El G and throws him into a nearby turnbuckle. Walking down the rampway fresh off their wins over Monarch and T-Rex are Adam Cage and Justin Sharp, who has the LH belt over his shoulder. The crowd boos as the other two Pride members join Maxx in the ring. The three commence to stomping on El G.

Pike: For the second week in a row these vultures called Pride are decimating El Gambit! Why don’t they leave him alone?

Hunt: I don’t really condone some of their actions but it’s survival of the fittest around GZW lately! El Gambit wants to play that Lone Wolf role, we’ll now he has to live up to it.

“Cocky” by Kid Rock rips through the Coliseum as the trio tire of beating down on El G. They exit the ring to major heel heat, the whole time smiling wickedly.

 

---Backstage---

 

Deacon Kane walks down the hallway in search of more victims when he hears his name called out from behind him. The former GZW Heavyweight Champion turns to see not far behind him is Kandi Fortune. The ladyboss of GZW casually walks up to the monster. Deacon looks down at her, ready to pounce on her at the slightest slight against him. Kandi never fearing the huge man stands her ground.

 

Kandi: It’s time to do what’s right big guy. The time to prove yourself is only a few hours away. When you walk that rampway and step into the ring with Billy Bond I promise that there will be no one that will follow the whole duration. No Pimp, no Sincere, no StormRiders. If anyone in this company sets foot out there during your match they will be fired. It’s time to finally see if you have what it takes to stand on your own in GZW, Deacon.

 

Deacon looks down at her, anger building in his eyes. The muscles in his neck tense as sweat droplets trickle down the side of his face. But instead of attacking the Director of All Wrestling Operations, Deacon only speaks.

 

Deacon: Thank you, Kandi.

 

With those words spoken Deacon turns and walks back toward his dressing room. Kandi smiles as she walks in the opposite way.

 

*****

 

 

---GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 Intercontinental Championship Match: “The Forsaken One” Magic vs. “The Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit---

Pike: This is it! Magic and Pimp Bizkit for the GZW Intercontinental Championship! These two men have had their battles in the past, but the stakes have never been higher! In what many consider the TRUE main event of Fallout: Zero Tolerance, this war is about to come to a head!

Hunt: Head? I like head!

“Bittersweet” hits the speakers. The capacity crowd erupts as the challenger walks out onto the stage with his personalized sledgehammer resting on his shoulder. Magic walks down the ramp as the fans continue to boo. A few diehard Magic fans cheer their Forsaken hero. One even has a sign that states, “I still believe in Magic!!”

“Ya Can’t See The Signs” hits the speakers as the “Perfectionist” and current GZW IC Champion Pimp Bizkit makes his appearance. The fans boo as his sister Angel accompanies the IC Champion to the ring.

Pike: It is cliché, but this is for one of the richest prize in our industry, the GZW Intercontinental Championship! Both men are in the ring as Referee Patricia Albertson holds up what is at stake, the GZW Intercontinental Title belt!

The two bitter enemies tie up in the center of the ring. Pimp with a drop toehold takes down Magic. The champ hops over quickly on the face down challenger and applies a rear headlock. Magic slowly up to his feet as PW4 maintains a side headlock. Magic pushes Pimp off and shoots him into the ropes. Pimp bounces back. Magic drops him with a shoulderblock. The fans cheer as Magic motions for Pimp to get up. Pimp gets up and bounces off the ropes for momentum. Magic goes for a hiptoss, but Pimp blocks it. With his free arm, Pimp goes for a clothesline, but Magic ducks. Pimp turns around. Magic goes for a clothesline, but his does not miss. The fans cheer as Profit’s son hits the mat.

Pike: Down goes the Pimp!

Hunt: No! Women are supposed to go down on him!

Pike: Hunt!

Hunt: What? I can whatever the hell I want! This is closed circuit television!

Pimp is back up to his feet. Magic moves in and lays in heavy chops to the chest. Irish whip by Magic. As Pimp bounces back, Magic grabs him by his head and tosses him over the top rope and out of the ring.

Pike: Out goes the Intercontinental Champion! But wait! As Pimp's getting up, Magic runs to the ropes and wipes him out with a springboard diving clothesline! What a move by Magic!

Hunt: That was alright. Nothing special! I mean he was the first little man champion!

The challenger hammers the champion at ringside with punches. Magic grabs Pimp's head and goes to slam it into the ring post, but Pimp gets his foot up to block it. Pimp then grabs Magic's head and slams it into the ring post.

Hunt: Taste steel, low class scum!

Pike: Funny to hear that from the likes of you, Hunt!

Pimp lifts Magic up in an atomic drop position. Pimp runs and drives Magic's "between the legs' region" right into the steel ring post. Pimp looks to the ringside fans and taunts them, pointing to their hero on the ground holding his crotch.

Pike: Pimp rolls Magic back into the ring. Magic gets up slowly in the ring as the IC Champion climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off for a double ax handle, but Magic punches him in the midsection! (fans pop) Magic follows it up with a bulldog! He slammed Pimp's kisser right into the canvas!

Magic lifts up Pimp and drops him with a short arm clothesline. Magic lifts him up again and drops him with another short arm clothesline. The Forsaken One lifts the Perfectionist up to his feet and drops him on the back of his head with a dangerous high angle belly to back suplex. The cover by Magic.

Pike: We could have a new champion!

1…2…

Pike: No! Pimp kicks out!

Hunt: Ha! You spoke to soon, Donutboy!

Magic lifts up Pimp and beats down on him in the corner with punches and kicks. The fans pop on each fist and boot. Magic whips Pimp diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Magic charges in, but Pimp with a drop toehold sends Magic's face into the middle turnbuckle.

Hunt: What a counter by The Perfectionist, the Intercontinental Champion, Pimp Bizkit!

Now it's Pimp's turn to beat down on Magic in the corner. He stomps the proverbial mud hole in him, stomping him down into a seated position in the corner. The IC Champion then follows up by choking the challenger with the bottom of his boot on his throat. Pimp breaks the choke at Ref Albertson's 4 and 1/2 count. The champ lifts Magic out of the corner and drops him with a crisp vertical suplex. Pimp floats over with the cover, but Magic kicks out at two.

Pike: Pimp lifts Magic back up. Irish whip by Pimp. The champ has his head down. Magic capitalizes by grabbing his head and slamming it backwards down to the mat! Pimp gets up woozy as his head bounced off the mat like a basketball! Magic with right hands. Irish whip by Magic. Pimp off the ropes. Huge back body drop by the challenger!

Pimp gets up to his feet. Magic kicks him in the midsection. With Pimp bent at the waist, Magic runs to the ropes for momentum and to hit an ax kick. But as Magic hits the ropes, Angel reaches in and grabs his leg to stop him. With Magic stalled, Pimp charges at him and clotheslines him out of the ring.

As Magic gets up slowly on the floor, Pimp goes to the apron. The champ leaps off and drops a double ax handle to the back of the challenger. Pimp lifts up Magic and drags him to the announcers' table. Pimp slams Magic's face into the table.

Pike: Wowsers! The action is right in front of us! Now Pimp's lifting Magic up onto the table! What's the Intercontinental Champion thinking?

Hunt: Probably which of his ladies he's going to celebrate with after he splatters Magic's brains on the concrete below the table!

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Pimp's going to piledrive Magic on the table! But wait! Magic blocks the piledriver! Magic stands up, kicks Pimp in the midsection! Now Magic grabs Pimp's waist and SITDOWN POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE BY MAGIC!!!! SHIT ON ME!

The fans concur with chants of "shit on me!"

Pike: Magic with a sitdown powerbomb on Pimp through the table to the concrete floor right in front of us! Ref Albertson's out here checking on both men!

Hunt: What is Ref Albertson doing? She should count for a count out! Damn it, if it's a double count out, Pimp will retain the title!

Pike: Ref Albertson knows how important a match this is, especially at a pay per view! She's going to let these two men go at it and let one of them decide the winner!

Both men slowly get back up to their feet. The fans are cheering as both men slowly head towards the ring and climb back in.

Pike: Both men are back in the ring and on their feet! The IC champ with a right hand, but Magic blocks it! The challenger fires off right hands of his own, rocking the head of Pimp! Irish whip by Magic. Pimp off the ropes. Magic with a powerslam! (fans pop) With Pimp down on the mat, Magic is going to the top turnbuckle! He's walking the top rope to the middle of the rope! He leaps off and connects with a flying elbow drop! Magic with the cover! Could it be? Could we have a new Intercontinental champion?!?

1…2…

Pike: No! Pimp Bizkit gets a shoulder up!

Hunt: Ha! He ain't done yet! I don't hear Roseanne or Rosie O' Donnell signing quite yet!

An undaunted Magic lifts Pimp up. He drags the IC Champ to the corner and sits him up on the top turnbuckle. Magic climbs up the turnbuckle for a superplex on Pimp. But the IC Champion fights back with punches to the midsection and to the face. Magic falls off the turnbuckles and lands on his feet. Pimp, still on the turnbuckles, slaps Magic in the face, causing him to turn around. Pimp hooks Magic with an inverted front facelock, flips off the turnbuckles and drops Magic with a...

Pike: Diamond dust!!! (Flipping stunner off the turnbuckle) Pimp pulled that out of nowhere! But can he make the cover? Pimp rolls over slowly as his body has taken a toll in this match. Pimp with the cover!

1…2…

Pike: No! Magic gets a shoulder up! Can you believe it?

Hunt: Come on!!! That was three!

The fans are uncharacteristically cheering, as Magic is not out of this match yet. Pimp lifts Magic up to his feet. Irish whip by Pimp. As Magic bounces back, Pimp drives a knee to the midsection, bending Magic at the waist. Pimp follows up with a swinging neckbreaker.

Pike: A swinging neckbreaker by Pimp! The champion going to work on the neck! The cover by Pimp!

1…2…

Pike: Magic kicks out! Pimp lifts Magic back up and whips him to the ropes. Magic bounces back and Pimp locks him up in an octopus!

Hunt: This is it, Donutboy! Magic's going to have to give up here! Give it up!

The fans will not let Magic quit as they are on their feet, cheering and clapping to rally their hero. Magic yells out "NO" as Ref Albertson asks if he will quit. Pimp locks in the octopus with even greater force, but Magic still does not quit. A frustrated Pimp releases the octopus. Magic collapses to the mat.

Hunt: Are these fickle mindless cattle cheering for Magic again?

Pike: Pimp releases the hold out of frustration! Magic would just not quit! Pimp stomps on Magic as if he were a master angry at his dog! Pimp lifts Magic up and snapmares him over into a seated position on the mat. Pimp with a stiff kick to the back of the neck!

Hunt: That will straighten out any kinks in your neck!

Pimp applies a dragon sleeper on Magic. Again, Ref Albertson is asking if Magic will submit, but the answer is no. Magic fights desperately to maintain consciousness in the dragon sleeper. Pimp fights with the squirming Magic to maintain the hold. Pimp slowly gets up to his feet, maintaining the hold, and then drops down with an inverted DDT. Magic is down and motionless on the mat.

Hunt: That'll keep him from squirming!

Pike: That may have done it! Pimp Bizkit with the cover!

1…2…

Pike: No! Magic still gets his shoulder up! Knocking Magic down is one thing keeping him down is another!

The fans pop as an angry Pimp makes a throat slashing gesture. He waits in position as Magic slowly rises back up to his feet. Pimp kicks Magic in the midsection, and then turns his back to him for a stunner. But Magic pushes Pimp away and into the ropes. As Pimp bounces back, Magic leaps up and nails the champ in the face with an explosive standing dropkick.

Pike: What a move by Magic! He's not done yet, not by a long shot!

Both men are back up. Magic, with right hands, follows up with an Irish whip. As Pimp bounces back, Magic has his head down. Pimp capitalizes by grabbing Magic's head, leaping up and driving his face down into his knee, a la HHH. Magic staggers backwards holding his jaw. Pimp charges at Magic, but the Forsaken One catches Pimp with a huge spinebuster.

Pike: What a spinebuster by Magic! He really snapped Pimp over and drove him down hard into the mat!

Both men are down as the match has taken a toll on both of them. Slowly, Pimp and Magic get back up. Magic with a punch, then goes for an Irish whip. Reversal by Pimp. Magic off the ropes, but this time, Pimp is the one who makes the mistake of dropping his head down. Magic capitalizes by hooking Pimp's head and driving into the mat with a swinging DDT. The fans pop. Pimp is lifted back up to his feet. Magic with a gutwrench, lifts him up and slams him down to the mat with a powerbomb. With Pimp down, Magic climbs up to the top turnbuckle. As he is perched up there, the fans rise to their feet.

Pike: Magic, sensing that he could win the GZW Intercontinental Title right here! He leaps off and connects with a senton bomb! This could do it! The cover!

1…2…

Pike: No!!! Pimp just does get a shoulder up!

Hunt: Whew! Thank the wrestling gods!

Pimp: Love him or hate him, there is no denying that Pimp Bizkit is one hell of a competitor!

Magic lifts Pimp back up to his feet, but Pimp regains the advantage with a thumb to the eyes of the challenger. Pimp follows up by grabbing Magic's head and slamming his face into the mat with a "stroke" facebuster. The cover by Pimp.

1…2...

Pike: No! Magic kicked out! Now look! A pregnant Angel is up on the apron to distract Referee Albertson, but before that, she slid the title belt into the ring for Pimp!

Pimp grabs the gold as Ref Albertson is being distracted. Magic gets up slowly to his feet. BAM!!! Down goes Magic as Pimp smashes him in the face with the belt.

Pike: Damn it! Pimp can't win it like this! This is just not right!

Hunt: If it's wrong, I don't want to be right!

As Pimp covers Magic, Angel gets off the apron. Ref Albertson turns around and makes the count.

1…2…

Pike: No!!! Magic kicked out! He kicked out!!! The Intercontinental Title will not be decided by treachery or dirty tricks tonight!

Hunt: No!!!

The fans erupt and rise to their feet. Pimp cannot believe it. He lifts Magic up and hammers him with punishing punches. Pimp sits Magic up on the top turnbuckle facing away from the ring. Pimp climbs up the turnbuckles behind Magic for possibly a top rope German suplex. But Magic has life left in him. Magic with back elbows knocks Pimp off the turnbuckles. Pimp gets back up to his feet. Magic, still on the turnbuckles, leaps backwards off the top turnbuckle and nails Pimp with a flying back elbow.

Pike: What a move by Magic! Magic lifts Pimp back up to his feet. Punches by the challenger. Magic with an Irish whip. Pimp off the ropes. Magic kicks Pimp in the midsection, bending him at the waist. Magic off the ropes goes for an ax kick, but Pimp pulls his head back to avoid it! Pimp grabs Magic for an urinage, but Magic with elbows to the side of his head to break free! Magic bounces off the ropes for momentum. Pimp charges at Magic with a clothesline, but Magic ducks it. Both men off the ropes. Double clothesline! Both men connect with simultaneous clotheslines! Both men are down on the mat!

The fans clap and stomp their feet as both men are down. Slowly, each competitor rises up to his feet. Pimp with a right hand, but Magic blocks it. The Forsaken One fires back with several rapid-fire rights that has the IC Champ reeling. Irish whip by Magic, reversal by Pimp. Magic off the ropes. Pimp catches him off the ropes with a tazmission.

Pike: Pimp with a Final Choke! Magic moves over slightly to the side, hooks Pimp by the waist and lifts him up for a belly to back suplex, but Pimp flips out of it and lands behind him! Magic turns around. Pimp with a clothesline, but Magic ducks it! Pimp turns around. Magic kicks Pimp in the midsection. Pimp is bent at the waist! Magic bounces off the ropes and drops Pimp with an ax kick! Magic lifts up Pimp into a bearhug and is literally shaking the life out of him! Aggravated Assault is always the set up for his finisher! Magic is calling for it!

Hunt: No! Not the...

Pike: He's calling for the Final Destination! (crucifix powerbomb)

Magic lifts Pimp up into the crucifix powerbomb position, then falls forward...

Pike: Final Destination!!! The cover!

1…2…

Pike: Shit on me!!! Angel has entered the ring and hit Magic with his own sledgehammer!

Hunt: But it only made that punk Magic madder!

Magic jumps up wide-eyed staring at Angel. The pregnant sister of Pimp and wife of T-Rex drops the sledgehammer as she stumbles backward from the maniacal Magic. As Magic walks upon her, Angel falls back into the ring corner. Magic smiles evilly as he picks up his personalized sledgehammer.

Pike: Here we go again! Why is Magic intent on doing this pregnant woman bodily harm?

Hunt: Don’t worry Pimp or T-Rex will save her! They always do!

The fans no longer cheer Magic as they sense what he is about to do. Magic pays the fans no attention as a crazed look glosses his eyes. Like a golfer, Magic pulls the sledgehammer back in an arcing motion. Angel pulls her legs in front of her out of instinct to protect her unborn baby. The crowd releases a collective gasp as Magic lets the hammer swing forward striking Angel in her legs.

Pike and Hunt: OH SHIT!!!!

Ref Albertson signals for the bell to DQ Magic as she thrusts herself in front of the hurt Angel. Magic lifts the sledgehammer above his head poised to strike Ref Albertson, but he is tackled to the mat by several referees who have made it to ringside.

Pike: Magic has truly lost it! He has struck Angel who is at least seven or eight months pregnant! That poor woman needs medical attention immediately!

Magic gets back to his feet and tosses the refs out of his way. Before he can make it Ref Albertson and Angel again, the RoccWylders, Kombat and Desecrator, and the PeaceKeepers, Gideon and Nathaniel Davis slide into the ring protecting the two women. Magic just stares at the men who once considered him friend before he grins and slides out of the ring, sledgehammer in hand, walking back up the rampway.

 

---Backstage---

As Magic comes through the curtains he is immediately bashed across the head. Blood gushing from a gaping wound in his head, Magic slumps to the ground. Through barely conscious eyes he sees the huge giant known as T-Rex, in his hand a huge metal wrench used to tighten the ring ropes. Rex bends down and lifts up Magic around the neck with one hand, fire burning in his eyes.

Pike: Shit on me! T-Rex has just laid out Magic backstage! Finally the sleeping giant within T- Rex has awakened and this doesn’t look good for Magic!

Hunt: Interfering in the T-Rex/Justin Sharp was excusable but after what we just witnessed Magic deserves everything that big ass goof T-Rex gives him!

Rex slams Magic up against a wall and places his other hand around his neck, choking him to death. Magic’s face begins to turn blue underneath the crimson mask covering his face.

Pike: T-Rex is going to kill him!

Before Rex actually has a chance to end Magic’s life GZW officials, security, and referees flood the scene prying Rex away. Rex fights to get back to Magic who has fell to the floor but there are too many people in his way.

T-Rex: This isn’t over you little bitch!! You want to strike my wife!! You’re fucking dead, Magic!! DEAD!!!!

Pike: This feud has just gotten deadly!

*****

 

 

---Commercial---

 

 

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*****

 

 

 

 

---“The Rematch”---

 

---GroundZero Wrestling 2K1 Heavyweight Championship Match: “Wicked One” Deacon Kane vs. “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond---

Pike: Finally, it's time for these two men to meet in the ring! In the past months, the massive monster and former GZW Heavyweight Champion Deacon Kane has been wreaking havoc in the GZW. One man has stood up to Deacon's reign of terror, the “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond, and taken the Heavyweight Championship from the “Wicked One”!

Hunt: Donutboy, everyone in the free world knows that Bond’s win was a fluke! 

“Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth hits the speakers. The fans rise to their feet and boo as the 7’4” 478 pound Deacon Kane make his entrance. The massive man makes his way down the rampway ignoring the booing fans.

Hunt: I think Deacon just got bigger! He's looking even more massive and even more monstrous!

“Smooth Operator” fills the Coliseum. The fans rise to their feet and chant "Billy, Billy, Billy" as the GZW Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring. Decked out in his usual tux Smooth has the Heavyweight belt securely around his waist.

Pike: Here comes our champion! He is facing his largest challenge in the GZW to date in the form of Deacon Kane! What a historical feud this has become!

Hunt: Gladiators fight in coliseums, but Deacon is the size of a coliseum!

The fans are buzzing as both men stand in the ring. The Wicked One and the Smooth One stand facing each other eye to eye as the bell rings to start the match. Smooth, with the title belt around his waist, does not back down from the massive man. Deacon looks down at Smooth as he towers over him. Deacon shoves Smooth and down goes the champ.

Pike: Deacon using his huge size and strength advantage just shoves Bond down to the mat! Bond back up. Deacon palms the Champ's face and shoves him back down once again!

Hunt: That damn Billy Bond just doesn't get it, does he? He can't stand up to Deacon Kane!

Smooth gets back up once again. Deacon moves in to push Smooth again, but Smooth ducks under his massive arms and goes behind him. Deacon turns around and Smooth with a flurry of right hands to the jaw of Deacon. Smooth goes for an Irish whip, but Deacon reverses it. Smooth off the ropes, a leap for a cross body, but Deacon catches him and tosses him with a fallaway slam.

Hunt: The sheer power of Deacon Kane! Punk ass suckas better recognize!

Pike: Bond has had uphill battles before, but tonight, he's fighting the whole damn hill! Deacon lifts Bond up and clubs him with those huge forearms to the back! Deacon with an Irish whip. Bond bounces back. Deacon picks up Bond and slams him down with a sideslam!

With Smooth down, Deacon bounces off the ropes and drops a huge legdrop across the chest. Deacon lifts Smooth back up and shoves him into the corner. Deacon with several well-measured elbow shots in the corner. Deacon whips Smooth diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Deacon follows him in, going for a charging clothesline. But Smooth gets out of the way. Deacon runs chest first into the turnbuckles. Deacon stumbles backwards a bit. Smooth goes behind him for a belly to back suplex, but the weight is just too much to lift. Deacon shrugs off Smooth with a back elbow to the face. Deacon turns around and sends Smooth flipping in the air with a clothesline.

Pike: Wowsers! Bond got turned inside out with that clothesline! Now the massive monster lifts the Champ back up to his feet. Delayed one arm vertical suplex by Deacon slams Bond down to the canvas! Another show of power by Deacon! The Wicked One with the first cover of the match, but Bond gets his shoulder up at one! The big man lifts Bond back up and drops him throat first on the top rope!

Hunt: I bet half of my retirement money on deacon to win this! This is like taking candy from a baby!

With Smooth laying on the mat holding his throat, Deacon looks to the booing fans and taunts them, pointing at their precious fan favorite. Deacon lifts Smooth up to his feet once more, but Smooth fights back with right hands to the gut and the jaw. Deacon with a knee to the midsection stops the rally. Deacon with an Irish whip sends Smooth to the ropes. Smooth bounces back. Deacon goes for a big boot, but Smooth slides under it and goes behind Deacon. The big man turns around. Smooth with a Smooth Kick (Bob Holly style dropkick) to the chest has Deacon wobbling, but not down. Another Smooth Kick by Smooth, but Deacon is still up. Billy charges at Deacon with a clothesline, but Deacon counters with a back body drop. Smooth is sent over the top rope, but he lands on his feet on the apron. Deacon turns around. Smooth grabs Deacon's hair and drops the big man throat first on the top rope. Deacon staggers backward. The Heavyweight Champion springboard off the top rope and takes down Deacon with a missile dropkick.

Pike: Bond drops Deacon with a beautiful missile dropkick! Bond with a quick cover, but only gets one as Deacon Kane powers out! Both men back up. Bond with stinging right hands near the ropes. Irish whip by Bond, but Deacon reverses it right into a short arm clothesline!

Hunt: Damn! He almost took Bond's head off!

Deacon lifts Smooth back up to his feet. The big man lifts up the Champ high in the air with both hands around his throat. Deacon slams several headbutts into Smooth's face while still holding him up. Deacon then drops down and slams Smooth with a double handed sitdown chokeslam (Baldo bomb). Senior Ref Richard Dark counts the pin.

1…2…

Pike: No! Billy Bond kicks out!

Hunt: No way!

Deacon gets back up to his feet and lifts Smooth up to his as well. The big man with huge open-handed chops to the chest. The sounds can be heard throughout the Coliseum. Irish whip by Deacon. Smooth bounces back off the ropes. Deacon scoops up Smooth, but he floats over behind him. As he floats over, Smooth grabs Deacon's head in a sleeper

Pike: Billy Bond is hanging on the back of Deacon Kane with a sleeper hold! Deacon lunges backwards into the turnbuckle to smash Bond, but the Heavyweight Champion hops off, barely avoiding getting smashed in the corner!

Deacon staggers out of the corner. Smooth bounces off the ropes and drops the giant with a bulldog. The fans pop. Deacon slowly gets up to his feet. Smooth charges with a clothesline that sends the big man out of the ring.

Pike: Deacon Kane goes over the top rope and lands right in front of us! He landed on his feet though! Bond bounces off the far ropes and nails Deacon with a baseball slide kick to the chest!

The baseball slide knocks Deacon around. The big man is slumped over the announcers' table. Meanwhile, Smooth climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Deacon turns around. Smooth leaps off the top turnbuckle at Deacon, but the massive monster catches him in midair and in one fluid motion, powerslams Smooth into the announcers' table.

Pike: Shit on me! Deacon Kane just caught Bond and powerslammed him through our table!

Hunt: The BlackHeart strikes again!

The fans chant "holy shit" as Deacon plucks Smooth up by the hair out of the wreckage. The big man gorilla presses Smooth and tosses him into the ring over the top rope. The giant steps back into the ring over the top rope. Deacon makes a cover with his one boot on Smooth's chest.

Pike: This could be it! 1…2…no! Bond got a shoulder up! How?!? How did he survive that powerslam through the table?!?

Hunt: I don't know, but that is only making Deacon angry!

The big man lifts Smooth back up to his feet. Deacon with a gutwrench, powerbombs Smooth down to the mat. But Deacon holds on, lifts up Smooth two more times for multiple powerbombs. The final powerbomb slams Smooth down in the center of the ring. Deacon then stands on the chest of the Smooth Operator, all 478 pounds of him. Deacon then leaps up off of Smooth's chest and comes crashing down on his chest with a sitdown splash. (Yokozuna's old banzai drop)

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Nearly a quarter of a ton of Deacon Kane down on Billy Bond's chest! The big man sits on him for the cover!

1...2...

Pike: No! As Senior Ref Dark's hand was coming down for three, Bond just does get a shoulder up! Amazing!

Hunt: Amazing? Annoying is more like it!

The fans cheer wildly at Smooth avoiding the pinfall. A furious Deacon lifts the Champ up and onto his right shoulder for a Canadian backbreaker. The big man squeezes hard, trying to break the back of Smooth. But as Smooth is on Deacon's right shoulder, Billy uses his free right hand and punches at the giant's face. After several punches, Deacon loosens his grip. Smooth slides off of Deacon's back behind him. The two men turn around to face each other. While turning around, Deacon swings his huge right arm for a clothesline. But Smooth ducks it. Smooth picks up the 478pounder and drops him with a belly to back suplex.

Pike: Bond with a belly to back suplex on Deacon! Where did he find the strength? Just lifting up Deacon may have tired out Bond! Both men slowly get up off the mat. Deacon charges with a clothesline, but Bond ducks it. (Smooth and Deacon are now back to back) Bond reaches back, grabs Deacon's head and drops him with a falling neckbreaker!

With Deacon down, Smooth is up on the middle turnbuckle. He leaps off and drops a legdrop across the throat of Deacon. The cover by Smooth.

1…2…

Pike: No! Deacon Kane powers out and pushes the Champ off!

Hunt: It will take much more to beat the massive monster!

Smooth lifts Deacon back up to his feet, Smooth hammering him with right hands. Irish whip by Smooth reversed by Deacon. Smooth off the ropes. Deacon with a tiltawhirl slam driving Smooth down hard into the mat.

Pike: What a slam by Deacon! The monster lifts Bond back up. Deacon with headbutts to the back of Bond's head! Deacon Kane lifts up Billy Bond for a belly to back, but Bond flips out and lands behind him! Deacon turns around. Bond kicks him in the midsection and drops him with a DDT! With the big man down, Bond goes up to the top turnbuckle!

Hunt: That showboating idiot Bond should go for the pin!

As Smooth is up on the turnbuckles, Deacon gets back up to his feet. He grabs Smooth off the top turnbuckle and tosses him across the ring with a press slam. The Heavyweight Champion slowly gets back up holding his back. Deacon moves in, lifts up Smooth and slams him down violently to the mat with a high impact sidewalk slam. With Smooth down, Deacon bounces off the ropes and flattens Smooth with a The End (big splash).

Pike: That should do it! The cover by Deacon Kane!

1...2...

Pike: No!!! Bond kicks out once again! What heart shown by the GZW Heavyweight Champion!

Hunt: His heart isn’t going to help him beat Deacon Kane!

The fans pop as Deacon angrily slams his hands down on the mat. The massive monster signals for the end of the match as he calls for the Wicked Way (muscle buster). Deacon lifts up Smooth to his feet and lifts him up in a fisherman suplex to start the maneuver. But Smooth ends up floating over and landing behind Deacon. Once behind Deacon, Smooth grabs the big man by the head and dives forward, slamming his face into the mat with the "stroke" facebuster.

Pike: Billy Bond slams Deacon Kane's face into the canvas! Now Bond pulls the big man back up! Bond is up on the turnbuckles as he has an inverted front face lock cinched in on Deacon! Bond with an inverted tornado DDT!

Hunt: No!

Smooth with the cover. 1...2...

Pike: No! Deacon Kane kicks out!

Hunt: Alright time for the rest of the BlackHearts to make a run-in!

Pike: Well Kandi Fortune has already banned anyone from interfering in this main event!

Smooth lifts Deacon back up and drops him on his head once again with a double arm DDT. With the big man down, Smooth climbs up to the top turnbuckle. The Smooth Operator looks to the cheering capacity crowd, and then leaps off with a senton bomb. But Deacon gets his knees up. The back of Smooth's neck hits the knees hard during the attempted senton bomb.

Pike: Ouch! Bond's neck comes down hard on the knees of Deacon!

Hunt: Billy Bond has always been a pain in the neck!

The Champ gets up slowly holding the back of his neck. Deacon gets back up, moves in, and kicks Smooth in the midsection. With Billy bent at the waist, Deacon grabs him with a gutwrench, turns around and drops Smooth on his neck with a "Russian neck drop" (seen in the N64 No Mercy game)

Pike: Shit on me! That may have broken Bond's neck!

Hunt: One can only wish...

Deacon with the cover.

1…2...

Pike: No!!! Bond kicked out! Unbelievable!!!

The fans erupt as Senior Ref Dark adamantly yells that Smooth kicked out at two. A furious Deacon lifts the Champ back up by his hair. The big man tosses Smooth into the corner and punishes him with huge punches, swift kicks, elbows and knees. Deacon whips Smooth diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Deacon charges in and flattens Smooth with a charging clothesline in the corner. Deacon grabs Smooth and whips him across the ring one more time. Deacon runs across the ring for another charging clothesline, but Smooth comes out of the corner and connects with a spear in the center of the ring.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What impact on that spear!

Both men lie on the mat, fatigued from the match. The fans are on there feet, cheering wildly for the Champion.

Pike: Both men slowly get back up to their feet! Deacon goes for a right hand, but Bond blocks it! The Smooth Operator with a rapid succession of right hands of his own, rocking the former Heavyweight Champion! Irish whip by Bond, reversal by Deacon. Bond off the ropes. Deacon goes for a clothesline, but Bond ducks it! Deacon turns around. Billy Bond picks him up and drops him with a spinebuster! (Rock style) That shook the ring as Bond slammed 478 pounds of massive monster down onto the canvas!

The fans are going crazy. The Champion looks to the crowd. With Deacon down in the center of the ring, Smooth grabs the big man's massive foot and locks in the Smooth Operation (Ken Shamrock ankle lock). The fans get even crazier as Smooth has the move cinched in the center of the ring. The big man reaches out desperately for the ropes. His long arms reach out, his fingers so close to the ropes. Smooth pulls Deacon away from the ropes and cinches in the move, applying more pressure to the ankle. Deacon grimaces in pain as he tries to fight back. Smooth stands up taller while locking in the hold tighter. The massive monster pounds the mat in anguish, tapping out.

Hunt: (spits out water) Holy shit!!!!!!!!

Pike: Deacon Kane tapped out! “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond wins it! Bond retains and validates his position as the GZW Heavyweight Champion!

The fans pop as the bell rings. A weary Smooth rises up slowly to his feet. The fans pop even louder when Senior Referee Dark raises his hand in victory and gives him his Heavyweight Championship belt.

Pike: What a tremendous match fairly fought match! Deacon Kane showed his usual dominating power and physical force, but the courageous Heavyweight Champion never gave up! Billy Bond with his heart and competitive spirit pulled out the clean victory here at Fallout: Zero Tolerance!

Hunt: Who in the world is that?

Suddenly from the crowd a fan slides into the ring and tackles Smooth into the corner turnbuckle. The man pounds away on the back of Smooth’s head with furious punches. He lifts up Smooth, kicks him in the midsection and drops him with an inverted front face slam.

Pike: Where in the world is security? Someone stop this!

Hunt: That fan is beating the hell out of Bond! Woohoo! Guess Deacon Kane has a big fan club!

{Suddenly the lights dim in the Coliseum. The Zero-tron flashes on. There is a black silhouette of a figure with his back to camera. There is nothing and nobody else in view. }

 

Person – well, well, well. Bet you weren’t expecting that now were you Billyboy. You see I could have come down there myself and settled a few scores but that’s not me now. Not my style I’m afraid Billyboy. You see I am everyone’s worst nightmare come true. I am the devil re-incarnated. I am somebody that has hate and pain written all over me. Somebody that deserves a chance to be back in the big time but not have to suffer the pain to get back there.

 

{The figure places a long brown Cuban cigar into his mouth and lights it up. For a second part of the figure can be seen but all that it cleverly shows is a tattoo which reads HKWho?. The end of the cigar burns bright red into the camera. The figure blows the smoke at the camera it envelops it with a cloud of grey mist.}

 

Person  - You see the last time I was around these parts you were losing matches and shaving your legs. I see that you aren’t losing matches anymore but the shaving thing I guess you kinda liked hey Billyboy!!! So I guess you want to know who my friend is eh Billyboy ? I would like you to meet DvD, Mr David van Dark. You see Billyboy DvD is gonna be quite heavily involved with things around here from now on. But the funny thing is he doesn’t answer to anyone but me…..do you understand now Billyboy. I am taking back what is and always has been mine. I am taking back what should have been mine many months ago. This company belongs to me and now DvD. Now that the bastard is dead and my sworn enemy retired that only leaves you in my way. You Billyboy are the so-called thorn in my side. You are everything I hate about this business. You are not worth me wasting my time with.

 

{The figure spits on the floor on wipes his mouth with his huge forearm.}

 

Person – This is my time. I have waited long enough.

 

{The figure runs his finger along his throat. With that DvD lifts up Smooth’s head and arches back his neck, he is just about to punch him in the throat when Smooth calls out}

 

Smooth  - WAIT!!!! Who are you? Who are you?

 

{The figure stops and turns around and looks towards the camera, still blacked out.}

 

Person – You have a little problem at the minute with this new guard, old guard. You see I have the best of both worlds. DvD is new, fresh hungry, ready to be molded. Me….I am already a masterpiece…..I am the greatest technical wrestler the world has ever seen…….remember now Billyboy.

 

{Smooth’s face sinks. His cries out in despair.}

 

Smooth  - No….no…..your dead….your fuckin’ dead. I saw it with my own eyes. I saw the plane blow up. You were on it; I made sure.

 

{The figure moves closer to the camera and into the light. With his long black hair, tied back in a ponytail and black and white Union Jack logo on his shirt it can mean only one thing. The bastard son of GZW is home…..again.

 

UJ – I’m coming for ya Billyboy. DvD…..leave him……leave him for me.

 

{The Zero-tron cuts out}

 

Pike: Shit on me! Union Jack has sent his protégé to take out the GZW Heavyweight Champion!

 

Hunt: Those damn Bad Company guys just won’t go away will they?

 

 

---The locker room of Smooth---

The door creaks open slowly and inside of the dressing room the television monitor is on showing Fallout: Zero Tolerance. As the camera pans into the room it shows an overturned wheelchair. Not far from the wheelchair is a bloodied, beaten and unconscious advisor of Billy Bond, Samuel Knight. The room looks as if there was a struggle or Knight was thrown about the room as bloodstains are on the wall, Smooth’s chaise was ripped into, and the room is an utter mess. Sprayed painted on the wall is the strange symbol of Megiddo and under that is “When angels fall from heaven where do they go, Voodoo Child?”

*****

 

---The host table---

 

Pike: What an excellent night of wrestling on the first pay-per-view of the year 2002 for GZW! Titles have changed hands, feuds have escalated, and Kandi Fortune has laid claim to righting the wrongs within the company! What lays in wait for the superstars of GZW?

 

Hunt: Once again I am amazed at the things I have witnessed here tonight! My hero Deacon Kane tapped out to the stupid Smooth Operation of “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond! Monarch tapped out to Adam Cage! Magic struck a pregnant woman with a sledgehammer! Union Jack has returned again to GZW! What in the world is happening in the wrestling world? Is nothing sacred?

 

Pike: From Atlanta, Georgia here at the GZW 2K1 Coliseum we would like to thank everyone for ordering Fallout: Zero Tolerance and we’ll see you soon on the next airing of a GZW show!

 

Hunt: Goodnight you mindless cattle!

 

 

 

 

 

Infinite Dreamer Writing © 2002

 

Perfectionist Typings © 2002

 

Desert Storm Inc. © 2002

 

Big Dawg Productions © 2002

 

Vicious Kay Nine Studios © 2002

 

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